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[theme music playing]
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THEME SONG: Here we go,
we're getting on the road
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till we stop and
then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three
now baby, here we go.
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Here we go, here we go,
on a mission undercover
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and we're in control.
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Here we go, here we
go, we're totally spies
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and get on with the show.
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Here we go, here
we go, here we go.
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[clanking]
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What the--
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[gasp]
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[alarm sounding]
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Ooh, how bout a
truly adorable new pair
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of leather biker boots?
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Are you kidding, Clover?
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Your mom's way too
uptight to wear those.
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Duh, I was talking
about for me.
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Oh, well, in that
case, go for it.
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Hello?
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We're supposed to be shopping
for Mother's Day presents,
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remember?
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I'm trying.
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It's just that my
mom's so old fashioned.
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Finding a gift for her is,
like, totally impossible.
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Tell me about it.
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The only present my mom wants
is for me to find a boyfriend.
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Girls, you're
blowing this holiday
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completely out of proportion.
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We are?
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Of course, you've
got to stop putting
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so much pressure on yourselves
and just pick something.
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Huh?
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Like that.
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Full body
industrial rain gear?
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Kind of an over
protective ensemble,
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don't you think, Sammy?
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Exactly why my
mom would love it.
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Hey, who turned
out the lights?
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[growling]
- Huh?
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[giggling]
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This flyer, check it out.
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Treat your mom to a
weekend of pure luxury.
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Bring her to the brand
new Channel Island Spa
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for Mother's Day.
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A luxury spa?
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What a majorly fabulous idea.
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Yeah, and we can
all go together.
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Even my mom couldn't
object to luxury.
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Let's do it, girls.
[beeping]
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[screaming]
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Right after we see
what Jerry wants.
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Is it me or is this
whole WOOHPing experience
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getting weirder and weirder.
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I prefer to call it
thinking outside the box.
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Whatever blows
your hair back, Jer.
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Hum?
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I mean, whatever
floats your boat.
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Whew.
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So what's the mission?
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There is no mission.
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I just wanted to inform you
that I'm going to England to be
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with my mom for Mother's Day.
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No way.
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I mean, I so can't believe it.
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Don't worry, Clover, it's only
for a few days, you'll be fine.
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No, no, no no,
what I can't believe
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is that someone like you
would even have a mother.
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It's surreal.
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[phone ringing]
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- What's that?
- My wallet.
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You didn't expect me to
use a compowder did you?
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Hello?
JERRY'S MOTHER: Jerry?
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Mom?
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Where are you?
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You should be on
the plane by now.
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Yes.
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I'm still at work, mother, I
will be leaving momentarily.
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Well, hurry up
and don't forget
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to bring me one of
those nice terry
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cloth robes from your hotel.
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Yes, mother, right away.
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Your hotel?
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In order to keep my secret
agent identity, well, secret,
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I have told my mother
that I am a hotel manager.
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[laughter]
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Hello, welcome to
Jerry's Bed and Breakfast.
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Yes.
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Well, I'm glad you all
find me so amusing.
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Goodbye, girls, I'll
see you in a few days.
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Huh?
[beep]
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[gasp]
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[screaming]
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OK, this day just keeps
getting stranger by the second.
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I agree.
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Let's get out of here.
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Are you crazy?
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We're alone in Jerry's office.
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Can you say raid
the supply closet?
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[giggling]
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[gasp]
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I got dibs on the
butterfly barrette bomb.
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The five karat data
processor pendent is all mine.
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Mm, gum.
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Hardly qualifies as a
gadget, but I'll take it.
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[giggling]
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ALL: Ta-da.
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[gasp]
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Oh my.
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Oh, it's wonderful.
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Thank you.
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Well, what are we waiting for?
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ALL: It's spa time!
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[giggling]
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Hurry up, the
mud's getting cold.
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[shriek]
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[gasp]
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Mom, how long have
you had that thing?
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Since the Great Depression?
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Don't be silly, honey,
I bought this bathing suit
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on my honeymoon in the 70s.
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OK, that's it, after
we finish our mud baths,
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we're going bikini shopping.
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Very funny, dear.
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Now, which way was
that locker room?
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I need to wash my hands.
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You're going to wash your
hands before your mud bath?
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Ugh.
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It's that way.
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[sigh]
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[shriek]
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[sigh]
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This massage is killer.
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We should have spa
dates more often, mom.
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Speaking of dates, do you
have any little boyfriends
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I should know about, Alex?
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Mommy, please, that's,
like, totally personal.
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Being single is nothing
to be ashamed of, sweetie.
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Now, you just
leave it to mother,
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I'll find a nice male
companion for you.
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Well how about this
gentleman right here?
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He has such strong arms.
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Hum?
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Mom, I'm in high school,
I don't date gentleman.
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I'm going to hit the showers.
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I'll leave you
two alone to chat.
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[growling]
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[shriek]
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Let's see, you'll need
a helmet with chin guard,
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knee pads and elbow pads, and
some wrist and ankle shields.
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[crash]
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Mom, don't you think
this is a little extreme?
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I mean, we're only going
for a short bike ride.
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I'm only trying to
protect you, Sammy.
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Now let me go fill
your water bottle.
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Huh?
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I wouldn't want you
to dehydrate out there.
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Uh.
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[gasp]
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Ugh.
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What the--
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[gasp]
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[screaming]
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Mmm.
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Hey!
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Huh?
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Hey!
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This better work
or my name is mud.
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[boom]
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What are you trying to do, mom?
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Kill me?
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Well, of course not,
dear, it was an accident.
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[snoring]
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Huh?
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[screaming]
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[honking]
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Hum?
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Hum.
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Sorry, honey.
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What?
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[bird squawking]
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Isn't that a
beautiful view, darling?
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Yeah, it's really cool.
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[screaming]
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Whoa!
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OK, I've had enough
biking for one day.
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Oopsie, my bad.
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Uh.
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Houston, we have a problem.
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This isn't Houston,
Sammy, it's Alex.
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Are you feeling OK?
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Hum.
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I was until my
mother accidentally
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pushed me off a cliff.
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Your mom's acting freaky, too?
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I thought I was the only one.
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Stella accidentally tried
to drown me in a mud bath.
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What about Carmen?
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Is she behaving strangely, Alex?
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Not really,
unless you count her
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accidentally pushing my massage
table into heavy traffic.
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I say we rendezvous
in the lobby, pronto.
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Right.
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[gasp]
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ALL: Going somewhere?
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[gasp]
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[screaming]
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Hey!
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[grumbling]
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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You OK?
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My mother just attacked me
for the second time today.
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I hope you're joking.
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We'd better call Jerry.
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Maybe he knows why our moms
are behaving like assassins.
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Sit up straight, young
man, and stop fidgeting.
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[gulp]
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Yes, mother.
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I don't understand
you, Jenny, why are
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you always acting so peculiar?
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[phone ringing]
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Saved by the bell.
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What did you say?
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Excuse me one moment.
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Hello.
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Sir, I have some
disturbing information.
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Tim Scam broke out
of prison last night.
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Oh.
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I'll alert the girls right away.
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[beeping]
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Hum, I didn't even know this
wallet had call waiting.
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Hello?
- Jerry it's us.
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You're never going to
believe what's happening.
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Jerry?
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[knocking]
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Jerry, what are
you doing in there?
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Nothing, mother,
just conversing
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with the hotel staff.
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How many times do I
have to tell you people
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only one mint per pillow?
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Now don't bother me again.
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Were you just talking
to your wallet, Jerry?
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Of course not, mother,
don't be ridiculous.
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I've got my eye on you.
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Wow, looks like Jerry's
got some Mother's Day
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issues of his own.
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Obviously, he's not going
to be any help to us today.
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But maybe this spa
surveillance system will be.
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Let me see if I can patch
into the video mainframe.
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I'm getting something.
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[shriek]
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[gasp]
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Whoa, that was weird.
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I have a feeling it's
about to get worse.
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[shriek]
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Mommy!
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What is it that closet?
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Wait a second,
our mothers weren't
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wearing corsages before
they went into the closet.
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OK, so what do tacky flowers
have to do with our mothers
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losing it?
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Maybe nothing but I want to
get a closer look to be sure.
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[grunting]
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Look at them, they're
acting like nothing happened.
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My sweetheart Alex
just loves peanut
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butter and jelly,
especially when I
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trim the crusts off the bread.
270
00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:55,067
Gabby, would you
be a dear and pass
271
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:58,067
the high density explosive
peanut butter compound?
272
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,733
Here you go, Carmen, this
should do them in nicely.
273
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,033
[gasp]
274
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,900
Just in case those naughty
girls put up a fuss.
275
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,667
So much for my mother
being overly protective.
276
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:10,767
Time to put the five karat data
processor pendant to the test.
277
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,567
[yawn]
278
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,900
What's it say, Sammy?
279
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,867
There seems to be some sort
of signal being transmitted
280
00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,567
to the corsage and
I'll bet it has
281
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:29,067
something to do with the
way our mothers are acting.
282
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,700
Then we have to get those
corsages off their wrists.
283
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,700
Guess we'll have to track
the signal to its source
284
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,600
and stop it there.
285
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:44,700
The spa's selection of rental
cars is seriously lacking.
286
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,533
It's a good thing
I'm a yoga pro.
287
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:49,533
The signal's getting
stronger, we must be close.
288
00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:50,667
Take a left here.
289
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:51,567
[crash]
290
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,533
[honking]
291
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,533
[screaming]
292
00:13:58,633 --> 00:14:00,600
The only thing scarier
than Alex's driving
293
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,433
is her mother's driving.
294
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:05,733
Quick, hit the gas,
maybe we can outrun them.
295
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:12,700
If you have crash
helmets, this would be
296
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,700
the time to put them on, girls.
297
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,267
[screeching tires]
298
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,667
[crash]
299
00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:24,600
[door squeaking]
300
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,567
Mommy?
301
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,067
Yes, dear.
302
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,167
Oh, thank goodness.
303
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:31,967
I just had a totally
creepy nightmare.
304
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,200
I dreamed that you and
Sam and Clover's moms
305
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,233
were trying to bump us off.
306
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,633
Don't worry, sweetheart,
all of your nightmares
307
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:43,000
will be over just as
soon as we eliminate you.
308
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,500
[gasp]
309
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,667
[grunting]
310
00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,833
Before you get rid of
us, do you mind telling us
311
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:49,933
who's behind all this?
312
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,600
[sigh]
313
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,667
Allow me.
314
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,133
ALL: Tim Scam?
315
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,700
Didn't we throw you in jail
after you kidnapped Jerry
316
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,200
and tried to take over WOOHP.
317
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:02,567
Oh that's the thing about
prison, my dear, lots of time
318
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:06,033
to devise an escape
plan and lots of time
319
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,367
to dream up a suitable revenge.
320
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:08,433
[gasp]
321
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,733
Ew, your nasty breath
is revenge enough.
322
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:14,567
Let me get this straight,
your big revenge plan
323
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,967
was to have our mothers do
your dirty work for you?
324
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,567
That is so lame.
325
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,600
The mind control corsages were
a little something I invented
326
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,100
while working at WOOHP.
327
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,133
I knew you a little
goody goodies wouldn't
328
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:27,133
be able to resist my flyer.
329
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,733
That was you?
330
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:32,400
I can't believe they even let
riff raff like you in our mall.
331
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,767
Your mothers have done
a wonderful job for me.
332
00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:38,267
In fact, I'm thinking
of keeping them.
333
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:41,733
My prison shrink said my
lack of parental guidance
334
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,367
is what led to my life of crime.
335
00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:48,133
Please, like my mom would
even give you the time of day,
336
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,333
let alone motherly love.
337
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:51,500
Is that so?
338
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,067
Stella, throw your
daughter in the sauna,
339
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,200
then come home with
me and do my laundry.
340
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,867
Oh, anything for
my little Timmy.
341
00:15:58,967 --> 00:15:59,867
Mom!
342
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:01,833
Don't do it.
343
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:02,800
Stop it.
344
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:03,733
Mom!
345
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,767
[laughter]
346
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,100
Have a nice sauna,
girls, it'll be your last.
347
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,067
But we're too young
to have our last sauna.
348
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,033
[sizzling]
349
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,167
We have got to get
out of this nightmare
350
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:20,633
and get our real mothers back.
351
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:21,567
[grunting]
352
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:22,867
[phone ringing]
353
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:25,000
Who could be calling
at a time like this?
354
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,533
I hope it's a locksmith.
355
00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:28,433
Hello?
356
00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:29,733
Hello, girls.
357
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:30,833
Jerry?
358
00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,533
So sorry I hung
up on you earlier.
359
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:34,933
I wanted to let you know
that our former nemesis Tim
360
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:36,800
Scam has escaped from prison.
361
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,033
You should be on
high alert in case
362
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,400
he plans on paying you a visit.
363
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,600
That info's like
so three hours ago.
364
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:46,000
Jerry, are you on the roof?
365
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:50,033
Oh, that's it, I've had
enough of this nonsense.
366
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:53,600
It's obvious you need some
guidance in your life.
367
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,100
You leave me no choice but
to move into your hotel
368
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,233
where I can keep an eye on you.
369
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,200
Oh dear, I have
to run, ladies.
370
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,833
Wait, Jerry, we need help.
371
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:04,500
Thanks for nothing, Jer.
372
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,400
Now what?
373
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,367
[sigh]
374
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,767
[sizzling]
375
00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:12,733
[panting]
376
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,200
If only we had a good gadget.
377
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,067
[gasp]
378
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,367
Alex, what are you doing?
379
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,633
It's already hard enough
to breathe in here.
380
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:29,767
It's not me, this WOOHP
gum has a mind of it's own.
381
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:32,200
[boom]
382
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,167
I think I like it
better when Jerry briefs
383
00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:36,133
us on how to use our gadgets.
384
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:39,100
Come on, girls, let's
go burst Scam's bubble.
385
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,133
And why exactly
do you have your jet
386
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,700
pack backpack with you?
387
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,700
I wanted to pack lightly and
all my suitcases were too big.
388
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,567
This is about where we
lost the signal before.
389
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,500
Scam's hideout should be
around here somewhere.
390
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,267
[gasp]
391
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,900
What's that over there?
392
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Let's check it out.
393
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,200
If I knew how much fun
it was to have a mother,
394
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,367
I'd have stolen one long ago.
395
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,900
Don't get too used to it, pal.
396
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,600
What are you girls
still doing alive?
397
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,700
Getting ready to kick
your butt back to jail.
398
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,167
Finish them off
once and for all.
399
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,133
So long, ladies.
400
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:35,933
Enjoy your quality bonding time.
401
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,167
Back off, mom, don't
make me hurt you.
402
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:41,800
You mean you would actually
hurt your own mother?
403
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:42,867
My own mother?
404
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:43,833
No.
You?
405
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:44,733
Yes.
406
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,400
Well, in that case.
407
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,367
[gasp]
408
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:49,367
[grunting]
409
00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:52,233
[screaming]
410
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,633
[gasp]
411
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,600
[footsteps]
412
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,500
Huh?
413
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:20,767
What's the hurry, Scam?
414
00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,000
Whoa!
415
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:25,033
Beat it, your
mommy's calling you.
416
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,767
I'll take that.
417
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:36,700
[grunting]
418
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,100
Let's try a different channel.
419
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,267
No, no, don't do that.
420
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,033
Timmy's been a bad boy.
421
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,167
Timmy needs to be punished.
422
00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:57,033
Ah, no, no, no, get away.
423
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,667
That's very disrespectful.
424
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:01,900
Let's wash that rude
little mouth out with soap.
425
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,267
[grunting]
426
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,500
Should we show him some mercy?
427
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,200
I guess we have to,
for our mom's sake.
428
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,800
What happened?
429
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,967
Were are we?
430
00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:17,867
Who is this guy?
431
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,800
Ow.
432
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:22,533
Um, he's our tour guide.
433
00:20:22,633 --> 00:20:25,133
He was showing us some of
the caves on the island.
434
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,367
Oh, how nice.
435
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:30,233
[gasp]
436
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,433
What do you say we
get back to the spa?
437
00:20:35,533 --> 00:20:36,500
Sounds good to me.
438
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,500
This slippery cave
floor makes me nervous.
439
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,300
Yeah, I can't believe
I left the spa wearing
440
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,267
this revealing bathing suit.
441
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:47,333
Hey, that tour guide
looked like a nice young man.
442
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:49,433
You two would make
a great couple.
443
00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:52,600
Mom, you have no
idea how wrong you are.
444
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:56,000
[helicopters]
445
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,767
Another mission
well done, girls.
446
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:04,067
Thanks, Jerry.
447
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,400
So how did things work
out with your mother?
448
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,600
I laid down the law
and told her she had
449
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,267
to let me have my independence.
450
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,300
After all, it's
ridiculous for a grown man
451
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,067
to be taking orders
from his mommy.
452
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,033
[phone ringing]
453
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:16,567
So where'd you put her up?
454
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,900
The Beverly Plaza Inn.
455
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
I need a raise to
keep up the charade.
456
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,833
Hello?
- Jerry, where are you?
457
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,333
We have dinner plans.
458
00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:29,000
I'll be there
momentarily, mother.
459
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,367
Way to lay down the law, Jer.
460
00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:31,567
JERRY'S MOTHER: Well, hurry up.
461
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:32,733
We haven't got all night.
462
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,500
And bring some fresh
towels while you're at it.
463
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,800
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