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[theme music playing]

THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road

till we stop and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now baby, here we go.

Here we go, here we go, on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go, we're totally spies

and get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[clanking]

What the--

[gasp]

[alarm sounding]

Ooh, how bout a truly adorable new pair

of leather biker boots?

Are you kidding, Clover?

Your mom's way too uptight to wear those.

Duh, I was talking about for me.

Oh, well, in that case, go for it.

Hello?

We're supposed to be shopping for Mother's Day presents,

remember?

I'm trying.

It's just that my mom's so old fashioned.

Finding a gift for her is, like, totally impossible.

Tell me about it.

The only present my mom wants is for me to find a boyfriend.

Girls, you're blowing this holiday

completely out of proportion.

We are?

Of course, you've got to stop putting

so much pressure on yourselves and just pick something.

Huh?

Like that.

Full body industrial rain gear?

Kind of an over protective ensemble,

don't you think, Sammy?

Exactly why my mom would love it.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

[growling] - Huh?

[giggling]

This flyer, check it out.

Treat your mom to a weekend of pure luxury.

Bring her to the brand new Channel Island Spa

for Mother's Day.

A luxury spa?

What a majorly fabulous idea.

Yeah, and we can all go together.

Even my mom couldn't object to luxury.

Let's do it, girls. [beeping]

[screaming]

Right after we see what Jerry wants.

Is it me or is this whole WOOHPing experience

getting weirder and weirder.

I prefer to call it thinking outside the box.

Whatever blows your hair back, Jer.

Hum?

I mean, whatever floats your boat.

Whew.

So what's the mission?

There is no mission.

I just wanted to inform you that I'm going to England to be

with my mom for Mother's Day.

No way.

I mean, I so can't believe it.

Don't worry, Clover, it's only for a few days, you'll be fine.

No, no, no no, what I can't believe

is that someone like you would even have a mother.

It's surreal.

[phone ringing]

- What's that? - My wallet.

You didn't expect me to use a compowder did you?

Hello? JERRY'S MOTHER: Jerry?

Mom?

Where are you?

You should be on the plane by now.

Yes.

I'm still at work, mother, I will be leaving momentarily.

Well, hurry up and don't forget

to bring me one of those nice terry

cloth robes from your hotel.

Yes, mother, right away.

Your hotel?

In order to keep my secret agent identity, well, secret,

I have told my mother that I am a hotel manager.

[laughter]

Hello, welcome to Jerry's Bed and Breakfast.

Yes.

Well, I'm glad you all find me so amusing.

Goodbye, girls, I'll see you in a few days.

Huh? [beep]

[gasp]

[screaming]

OK, this day just keeps getting stranger by the second.

I agree.

Let's get out of here.

Are you crazy?

We're alone in Jerry's office.

Can you say raid the supply closet?

[giggling]

[gasp]

I got dibs on the butterfly barrette bomb.

The five karat data processor pendent is all mine.

Mm, gum.

Hardly qualifies as a gadget, but I'll take it.

[giggling]

ALL: Ta-da.

[gasp]

Oh my.

Oh, it's wonderful.

Thank you.

Well, what are we waiting for?

ALL: It's spa time!

[giggling]

Hurry up, the mud's getting cold.

[shriek]

[gasp]

Mom, how long have you had that thing?

Since the Great Depression?

Don't be silly, honey, I bought this bathing suit

on my honeymoon in the 70s.

OK, that's it, after we finish our mud baths,

we're going bikini shopping.

Very funny, dear.

Now, which way was that locker room?

I need to wash my hands.

You're going to wash your hands before your mud bath?

Ugh.

It's that way.

[sigh]

[shriek]

[sigh]

This massage is killer.

We should have spa dates more often, mom.

Speaking of dates, do you have any little boyfriends

I should know about, Alex?

Mommy, please, that's, like, totally personal.

Being single is nothing to be ashamed of, sweetie.

Now, you just leave it to mother,

I'll find a nice male companion for you.

Well how about this gentleman right here?

He has such strong arms.

Hum?

Mom, I'm in high school, I don't date gentleman.

I'm going to hit the showers.

I'll leave you two alone to chat.

[growling]

[shriek]

Let's see, you'll need a helmet with chin guard,

knee pads and elbow pads, and some wrist and ankle shields.

[crash]

Mom, don't you think this is a little extreme?

I mean, we're only going for a short bike ride.

I'm only trying to protect you, Sammy.

Now let me go fill your water bottle.

Huh?

I wouldn't want you to dehydrate out there.

Uh.

[gasp]

Ugh.

What the--

[gasp]

[screaming]

Mmm.

Hey!

Huh?

Hey!

This better work or my name is mud.

[boom]

What are you trying to do, mom?

Kill me?

Well, of course not, dear, it was an accident.

[snoring]

Huh?

[screaming]

[honking]

Hum?

Hum.

Sorry, honey.

What?

[bird squawking]

Isn't that a beautiful view, darling?

Yeah, it's really cool.

[screaming]

Whoa!

OK, I've had enough biking for one day.

Oopsie, my bad.

Uh.

Houston, we have a problem.

This isn't Houston, Sammy, it's Alex.

Are you feeling OK?

Hum.

I was until my mother accidentally

pushed me off a cliff.

Your mom's acting freaky, too?

I thought I was the only one.

Stella accidentally tried to drown me in a mud bath.

What about Carmen?

Is she behaving strangely, Alex?

Not really, unless you count her

accidentally pushing my massage table into heavy traffic.

I say we rendezvous in the lobby, pronto.

Right.

[gasp]

ALL: Going somewhere?

[gasp]

[screaming]

Hey!

[grumbling]

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

You OK?

My mother just attacked me for the second time today.

I hope you're joking.

We'd better call Jerry.

Maybe he knows why our moms are behaving like assassins.

Sit up straight, young man, and stop fidgeting.

[gulp]

Yes, mother.

I don't understand you, Jenny, why are

you always acting so peculiar?

[phone ringing]

Saved by the bell.

What did you say?

Excuse me one moment.

Hello.

Sir, I have some disturbing information.

Tim Scam broke out of prison last night.

Oh.

I'll alert the girls right away.

[beeping]

Hum, I didn't even know this wallet had call waiting.

Hello? - Jerry it's us.

You're never going to believe what's happening.

Jerry?

[knocking]

Jerry, what are you doing in there?

Nothing, mother, just conversing

with the hotel staff.

How many times do I have to tell you people

only one mint per pillow?

Now don't bother me again.

Were you just talking to your wallet, Jerry?

Of course not, mother, don't be ridiculous.

I've got my eye on you.

Wow, looks like Jerry's got some Mother's Day

issues of his own.

Obviously, he's not going to be any help to us today.

But maybe this spa surveillance system will be.

Let me see if I can patch into the video mainframe.

I'm getting something.

[shriek]

[gasp]

Whoa, that was weird.

I have a feeling it's about to get worse.

[shriek]

Mommy!

What is it that closet?

Wait a second, our mothers weren't

wearing corsages before they went into the closet.

OK, so what do tacky flowers have to do with our mothers

losing it?

Maybe nothing but I want to get a closer look to be sure.

[grunting]

Look at them, they're acting like nothing happened.

My sweetheart Alex just loves peanut

butter and jelly, especially when I

trim the crusts off the bread.

Gabby, would you be a dear and pass

the high density explosive peanut butter compound?

Here you go, Carmen, this should do them in nicely.

[gasp]

Just in case those naughty girls put up a fuss.

So much for my mother being overly protective.

Time to put the five karat data processor pendant to the test.

[yawn]

What's it say, Sammy?

There seems to be some sort of signal being transmitted

to the corsage and I'll bet it has

something to do with the way our mothers are acting.

Then we have to get those corsages off their wrists.

Guess we'll have to track the signal to its source

and stop it there.

The spa's selection of rental cars is seriously lacking.

It's a good thing I'm a yoga pro.

The signal's getting stronger, we must be close.

Take a left here.

[crash]

[honking]

[screaming]

The only thing scarier than Alex's driving

is her mother's driving.

Quick, hit the gas, maybe we can outrun them.

If you have crash helmets, this would be

the time to put them on, girls.

[screeching tires]

[crash]

[door squeaking]

Mommy?

Yes, dear.

Oh, thank goodness.

I just had a totally creepy nightmare.

I dreamed that you and Sam and Clover's moms

were trying to bump us off.

Don't worry, sweetheart, all of your nightmares

will be over just as soon as we eliminate you.

[gasp]

[grunting]

Before you get rid of us, do you mind telling us

who's behind all this?

[sigh]

Allow me.

ALL: Tim Scam?

Didn't we throw you in jail after you kidnapped Jerry

and tried to take over WOOHP.

Oh that's the thing about prison, my dear, lots of time

to devise an escape plan and lots of time

to dream up a suitable revenge.

[gasp]

Ew, your nasty breath is revenge enough.

Let me get this straight, your big revenge plan

was to have our mothers do your dirty work for you?

That is so lame.

The mind control corsages were a little something I invented

while working at WOOHP.

I knew you a little goody goodies wouldn't

be able to resist my flyer.

That was you?

I can't believe they even let riff raff like you in our mall.

Your mothers have done a wonderful job for me.

In fact, I'm thinking of keeping them.

My prison shrink said my lack of parental guidance

is what led to my life of crime.

Please, like my mom would even give you the time of day,

let alone motherly love.

Is that so?

Stella, throw your daughter in the sauna,

then come home with me and do my laundry.

Oh, anything for my little Timmy.

Mom!

Don't do it.

Stop it.

Mom!

[laughter]

Have a nice sauna, girls, it'll be your last.

But we're too young to have our last sauna.

[sizzling]

We have got to get out of this nightmare

and get our real mothers back.

[grunting]

[phone ringing]

Who could be calling at a time like this?

I hope it's a locksmith.

Hello?

Hello, girls.

Jerry?

So sorry I hung up on you earlier.

I wanted to let you know that our former nemesis Tim

Scam has escaped from prison.

You should be on high alert in case

he plans on paying you a visit.

That info's like so three hours ago.

Jerry, are you on the roof?

Oh, that's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.

It's obvious you need some guidance in your life.

You leave me no choice but to move into your hotel

where I can keep an eye on you.

Oh dear, I have to run, ladies.

Wait, Jerry, we need help.

Thanks for nothing, Jer.

Now what?

[sigh]

[sizzling]

[panting]

If only we had a good gadget.

[gasp]

Alex, what are you doing?

It's already hard enough to breathe in here.

It's not me, this WOOHP gum has a mind of it's own.

[boom]

I think I like it better when Jerry briefs

us on how to use our gadgets.

Come on, girls, let's go burst Scam's bubble.

And why exactly do you have your jet

pack backpack with you?

I wanted to pack lightly and all my suitcases were too big.

This is about where we lost the signal before.

Scam's hideout should be around here somewhere.

[gasp]

What's that over there?

Let's check it out.

If I knew how much fun it was to have a mother,

I'd have stolen one long ago.

Don't get too used to it, pal.

What are you girls still doing alive?

Getting ready to kick your butt back to jail.

Finish them off once and for all.

So long, ladies.

Enjoy your quality bonding time.

Back off, mom, don't make me hurt you.

You mean you would actually hurt your own mother?

My own mother?

No. You?

Yes.

Well, in that case.

[gasp]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[gasp]

[footsteps]

Huh?

What's the hurry, Scam?

Whoa!

Beat it, your mommy's calling you.

I'll take that.

[grunting]

Let's try a different channel.

No, no, don't do that.

Timmy's been a bad boy.

Timmy needs to be punished.

Ah, no, no, no, get away.

That's very disrespectful.

Let's wash that rude little mouth out with soap.

[grunting]

Should we show him some mercy?

I guess we have to, for our mom's sake.

What happened?

Were are we?

Who is this guy?

Ow.

Um, he's our tour guide.

He was showing us some of the caves on the island.

Oh, how nice.

[gasp]

What do you say we get back to the spa?

Sounds good to me.

This slippery cave floor makes me nervous.

Yeah, I can't believe I left the spa wearing

this revealing bathing suit.

Hey, that tour guide looked like a nice young man.

You two would make a great couple.

Mom, you have no idea how wrong you are.

[helicopters]

Another mission well done, girls.

Thanks, Jerry.

So how did things work out with your mother?

I laid down the law and told her she had

to let me have my independence.

After all, it's ridiculous for a grown man

to be taking orders from his mommy.

[phone ringing]

So where'd you put her up?

The Beverly Plaza Inn.

I need a raise to keep up the charade.

Hello? - Jerry, where are you?

We have dinner plans.

I'll be there momentarily, mother.

Way to lay down the law, Jer.

JERRY'S MOTHER: Well, hurry up.

We haven't got all night.

And bring some fresh towels while you're at it.

[music playing]