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[theme - moonbaby, "here we go"]
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THEME SONG: Here we go.
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We're getting on the
road till we stop.
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And then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three,
now, baby, here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go on a
mission undercover
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and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're Totally Spies, so
we'll get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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[rock music playing]
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[cheering]
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Thank you, Amsterdam!
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Good night!
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[cheering continues]
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Oh, I forgot my pen.
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I'll be right back.
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Hey!
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Who are-- ah!
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(MUFFLED) let me go!
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I'm so psyched to try this.
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I heard Power Yoga
Chi-kwondo is the best
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spot to get a good workout
and meet cute guys.
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Just try to keep up
and don't embarrass me.
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Yoga's a snap.
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I doubt we'll even
break a sweat.
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[gong sounding]
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Hell.
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I'm Shirley.
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Welcome to my world of pain.
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I've got a bad
feeling about this.
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Follow me, if you dare.
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Long Tiger.
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[roaring]
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Squatting Bear.
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[growling]
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Skipping Goat.
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[bleating]
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Maybe we should have started
with the beginner class.
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I think Shirley has issues.
- Oh!
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I didn't realize it
was Help the Needy day.
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Hello, Mandy.
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What are you doing here?
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I was just getting
an aromatherapy bath.
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Ugh.
You three should try one.
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What's with the bandage?
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It's a tattoo.
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Tats are totally in right now.
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I'm having a coming out
pool party for the unveiling
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this Saturday.
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Only the coolest people
are going to be there.
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You and Sam are
coming, right, Clover?
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We are?
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You two qualify.
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I think it's cool
that you two can
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walk around with last
year's hairstyles
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and still act secure.
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- What about me?
- Ha!
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As if.
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You are definitely
not cool enough.
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Not cool enough?
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Later, girls.
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See you on Saturday.
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I think what we all need
right now is a nice sauna.
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What does Mandy
know about being cool?
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Did you see those hip-huggers
she was wearing yesterday?
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Hello, 1970s calling.
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I'm not cool enough?
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Chyeah, right.
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I bet if I got a tattoo, I'd
so be invited to that party.
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I'll show her.
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What do you guys think?
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Maybe it wouldn't be so
bad getting a tattoo.
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Alex, gross!
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Tattoos are, like, permanent.
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OK, this is a little more
sauna than I had in mind.
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Hello, girls.
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Sorry to have dragged you
away from your conversation
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just when things were
getting a bit steamy.
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Hello, not funny much.
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Couldn't you have waited?
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We're all stinky.
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I'm afraid we've
got a situation.
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The leading nations of the
world are getting ready to begin
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talks on world unity.
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The talks are scheduled
to begin following
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a unity concert held in Russia.
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Unfortunately, one of the
singers of the headlining act
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has disappeared.
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This act is a favorite of the
Russian president's daughter.
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If they don't appear, the
talks could be in jeopardy.
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Who's the headlining act?
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The platinum-selling
boy band Teensicle.
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Teensicle?
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Oh my gosh.
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I love them!
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They're our favorite
band this week!
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[screaming]
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OK.
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Which member disappeared?
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I believe his name is Mikey?
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Mikey?
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He's the cute, sensitive one.
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What's the big deal?
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They're just wannabes.
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Since when aren't
you a fan, Alex?
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Since always.
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I prefer the
old-school boy bands
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who were popular last
year when being a boy band
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meant something.
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Bands like Boy Candy.
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I like to keep a
few pictures handy.
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This is T-Bone, the lead singer.
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He is way hot.
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Whatever!
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So when do we
get to meet them?
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They so have to know I
am their number one fan.
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Clover, try and
focus on the mission.
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[screaming]
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Hm.
Yes.
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Well--
[screaming]
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--maybe we should get
another WOOHP team to--
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- What?
- No way!
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We'll be good!
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Promise!
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Very well.
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WOOHP would like you girls to
go undercover as presidents
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of the Teensicle fan club.
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This will give you
access to interview
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the remaining two members.
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Keep an eye on them in
case the kidnapper returns.
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World unity hangs in the
balance on this one, girls.
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Now, let's take a
look at your gadgets.
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Scanner watches.
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Laser lipstick.
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Expendable cable bungee belts.
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And a new device the boys
are calling flavaphones--
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functioning stereo
headphones that
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release a protective,
crash-proof Afro when
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activated.
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Girls, it's time
to rock and roll.
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[yelling excitedly]
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[gasps]
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So you girls are
presidents of our fan club?
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That's right.
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We heard about Mikey's
abduction and thought you might
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need some help with the tour.
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I'll start.
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Who needs a hug?
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Sam, the mission.
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Concentrate.
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Mikey's disappearance has
got us pretty freaked out.
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I mean, a year ago, we were
orphans, living on the street,
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begging for food.
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Aw, you guys were orphans?
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Oh.
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No, not really.
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That's just something the
promo department came up with.
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Gives us street cred.
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Our parents are super cool.
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We're just doing the boy
band thing to jumpstart
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our acting careers.
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Well, don't worry.
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We're here to make sure
everything goes smoothly.
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You guys have nothing
to fear with us around.
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That felt like
a herd of buffalo.
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Yeah, a herd of
buffalo wearing pumps.
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[groans]
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Need a hand?
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Thanks.
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Huh?
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Mikey?
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You're all right?
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Sure.
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Why wouldn't I be?
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Because you were
kidnapped, weren't you?
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What?
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That's crazy talk.
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I just took off to the desert.
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Been lying in mud,
watching the cactus flowers
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bloom for the last few days.
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Dude!
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You're back!
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We thought something
happened to you.
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No, I'm fine.
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Let's sign some autographs.
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Uh, so what now?
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Is the mission over?
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This is totally bogus.
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I need at least another
hour to make one of them
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fall in love with me.
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Wait a sec.
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Since when does Mikey
have a double chin?
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And I distinctly
remember reading
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that each member of Teensicle
has a 30-inch waist.
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Something's not right.
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Oh, well.
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For now, I guess it looks
like the mission's over.
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Time to head home.
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Give it up, girlfriend.
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Our shot at rock and roll
lifestyle is not to be.
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There's just
something we missed.
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I'm sure of it.
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[giggling]
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Ew.
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Will you look at that?
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You are definitely coming
to my party on Saturday.
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I might even let you
pull of my bandage.
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Uh, great.
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David totally
think she's cool!
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That's it.
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I'm getting a tattoo.
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Something that will really
impressed people, like a flower
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or a pair of espadrilles.
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A flower?
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[beeping]
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I think I found something.
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Remember what Mikey said
about watching the cactus
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flowers bloom in the desert?
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Well, cactus flowers don't
bloom for another three months.
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Why would one of my
possible boyfriends-to-be lie?
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Teensicle's playing a
concert tonight in London
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before they leave for Russia.
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Maybe we should
make an appearance.
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[cheering wildly]
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[banging]
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What song is this?
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It sounds like "Love
Omelette," their encore number.
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Hey!
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Thank you, London!
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Good night!
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What do we do?
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[groaning]
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It's spy time.
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DJ: Help!
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Please!
CLOVER: There!
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I see him!
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I bruise easily!
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I'm like a fragile peach
when I'm mishandled!
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[gasps]
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[crying]
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There's too many of them!
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We'll never get out
of the way in time!
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Quick!
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The flavaphones!
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That's what I
call wigging out.
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Let's take this loser down.
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ALL: One, two, three.
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[crying]
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Daddy, help me!
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We're too late!
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Curtain call, ladies.
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Arg!
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Huh?
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DJ?
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What happened?
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Where's the guy who was
trying to kidnap you?
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Guy?
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What guy?
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There's no one in
the elevator but me.
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OK, we definitely
saw somebody grab you.
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And you were screaming
about being a fragile peach.
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I think someone's playing
a little trick on you girls.
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I'm fine.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've
got a plane to catch to Russia.
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Hello!
Am I here?
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Did that just happen?
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SAM: Guys, look at this.
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00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:37,567
Ew!
274
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:38,933
Sam, don't touch.
275
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,700
I'm just going to
take a sample to scan.
276
00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:47,767
Collagen?
277
00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:49,967
Isn't that the stuff rich
old ladies put in their lips?
278
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:54,033
So whoever left this pile must
have had really big lips, then.
279
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,033
Not quite.
280
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,300
Check this out.
281
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,133
It's wire!
282
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,167
Something written on the side.
283
00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:01,000
"Starlight Studios."
284
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,000
Hey!
285
00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,567
These are posters for Boy Candy.
286
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,500
You know, they might
make a cool tattoo.
287
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,833
I could get all three members
of Boy Candy spread across my--
288
00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:19,767
We'll talk tattoos later.
289
00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:21,967
We don't have much time
before the unity concert.
290
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,067
[muffled yelling]
291
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:31,100
Who are they?
292
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,400
Oh my gosh!
293
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,567
Their clothes!
294
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,767
Those are the same
outfits Mikey and DJ
295
00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:39,200
were wearing at the concert.
296
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:39,967
Whoa.
297
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,000
That's not Mikey and DJ.
298
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:42,933
It is us!
299
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:43,900
I'm Mikey.
300
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,333
And I'm DJ.
301
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,133
No way!
302
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,800
You're both, like, way old.
303
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,667
You're totally in your 30s.
304
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,600
Somebody stole our faces.
305
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:53,600
Oh.
306
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:54,900
Gross.
307
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,467
How can we prove to you
we're telling the truth?
308
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,367
Hm.
309
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:00,867
Ah.
310
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,467
What's your favorite food?
311
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:03,233
Mac and cheese.
312
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,100
With chopped hot dogs.
313
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,400
- Ideal girlfriend?
- Smart.
314
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,100
- Modest.
- Makes us laugh.
315
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,333
- Loves animals.
- But prefers dogs.
316
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:12,900
Because we're
allergic to cats.
317
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,167
It's them!
318
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:15,900
Um, let me ask you.
319
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,433
Is the cat thing a
real sticking point?
320
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:20,400
Because, see, I have this little
kitten, but it's really cute.
321
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,733
Clover!
322
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,267
What happened, you guys?
323
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,500
Somebody grabbed
us, knocked us out.
324
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,733
I remember a machine.
325
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,533
A freaky machine.
326
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,500
We got company.
327
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,500
Are those guys wearing
Mikey and DJ's faces?
328
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,600
They've got O-Dog.
329
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,300
Red dreadlocks look familiar.
330
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,200
No way!
331
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,633
That's T-Bone from Boy Candy.
332
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:50,767
I have to get an autograph!
333
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:53,000
Alex, if that's
Boy Candy, then it's
334
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,767
a pretty safe bet
they're the ones
335
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,733
stealing Teensicle's faces.
336
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:57,700
Nuh-uh!
337
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,700
Not Boy Candy!
338
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,200
Maybe they just found the
faces and came to return them.
339
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,667
- Hey!
- [gasps]
340
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:04,600
[gasps]
341
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:06,800
Or maybe not.
342
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,867
Time to motor!
343
00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:10,000
ALL: [gasps]
344
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:24,933
Do you know what the
longevity of a boy band is?
345
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:26,800
A month, if you're lucky.
346
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,333
After that, they
show you the door.
347
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:29,067
Wow.
348
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,133
Interesting fun fact.
349
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:31,633
Does it have a point?
350
00:14:31,733 --> 00:14:34,100
A very fine point.
351
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:39,833
I'd like you to meet
the Facelifter 5000.
352
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:40,733
Ew!
353
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:42,133
I hate needles.
354
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,933
Hate needles?
355
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,167
Hello, how do you think
tattoos are applied?
356
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:51,000
I thought they ironed on.
357
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,300
Pipe down!
358
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,600
With this device, Boy
Candy's going to get
359
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,000
a second shot at stardom.
360
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,567
Allow me to demonstrate.
- No!
361
00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,500
Please!
362
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,800
My manager spent
a fortune getting
363
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,133
my face to look like this.
364
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,267
[gasps]
365
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,267
You will never
get away with it.
366
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:22,633
Fans will take one look
at your flabby bodies
367
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,733
and know you're a fraud.
368
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:25,633
Uh-uh.
369
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,533
It's called a body truss.
370
00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:28,633
Boy Candy is back.
371
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,667
And once we perform
at the unity concert,
372
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:31,967
nothing will be able to stop us.
373
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:35,033
T-Bone, I want
a young face, too.
374
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,200
You might try
some moisturizer.
375
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,367
And not to be mean,
but you could probably
376
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:41,933
wax that mustache
while you're at it.
377
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,800
I think I have a better idea.
378
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:54,733
Grr!
379
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,267
See you in rock
and roll heaven!
380
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:08,333
I can't believe T-Bone
would do this to me.
381
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:09,800
Look at my face!
382
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,100
My skin looks like beef jerky.
383
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,133
It'll be OK.
384
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,267
We'll get you a good astringent.
385
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:21,567
You guys, see if you can
reach your laser lipsticks.
386
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,333
They might be powerful enough
to cut these restraints.
387
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:39,067
We're gonna have to jump.
388
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,633
Alex, don't forget
the Facelifter thingy.
389
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,233
[phone ringing]
390
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,600
Sam, how is the mission going?
391
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,367
The fate of world unity
depends on Teensicle being
392
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,300
able to perform at the concert.
393
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,933
Well, we got a little
problem with that.
394
00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:05,867
The Teensicle on its way
to Russia are imposters.
395
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,067
We need to get to
the concert fast.
396
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,000
Oh, dear.
397
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,533
Well, in that case, walk up.
398
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,500
ALL: Thanks, Jer!
399
00:17:24,933 --> 00:17:27,233
Papa, are they
not the coolest?
400
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:28,800
I want my own Teensicle.
401
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,033
Buy me my own Teensicle!
402
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,467
Right after the
show, babushka.
403
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,067
Huh?
404
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:37,733
What's going on?
405
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:38,633
Yeah.
406
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,000
They're acting weird.
407
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,567
Yo, get it
together, you idiots!
408
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,500
That's not Teensicle!
409
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,567
AUDIENCE: [jeering]
410
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,467
Papa, someone's
trying to trick us.
411
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,467
Why?
412
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,733
I do not know.
413
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,967
But if they think they can
make a fool out of Russia,
414
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,367
they are mistaken.
415
00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,900
I will stop this unity
concert and the unity talks!
416
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,200
What are we going
to do, T-Bone?
417
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:11,933
Girls, these wannabes seem
to be a little out of shape.
418
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,533
I think they could
use a workout.
419
00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:18,667
Let's give them a quick
lesson in Power Yoga Chi-kwondo.
420
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,633
We call this one Squatting Bear.
421
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:22,700
[growling]
422
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,533
This one's called
Skipping Goat.
423
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:27,533
[bleating]
424
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,767
This is called Long Tiger.
425
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,333
[roaring]
426
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:41,433
By the way, you are so not
my favorite boy band anymore.
427
00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:46,533
Sam, Clover, T-Bone's
getting away!
428
00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:47,367
You save Alex.
429
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,767
I'll take care of the other two.
430
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,700
Oh, no!
431
00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:59,100
[roaring]
432
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:02,033
Just thought I'd
drop in, say hi.
433
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,067
I think you have something
that belongs to my friend?
434
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,067
AUDIENCE: [cheering]
435
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,600
That's the Teensicle we love!
436
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,467
Yay Teensicle!
437
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,833
We only did it to
be popular again.
438
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:34,133
To be cool.
439
00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:36,933
No one cares when you're
yesterday's boy band.
440
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:38,400
Just wanted to be cool.
441
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,600
[phone ringing]
442
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,167
Excellent work, girls.
443
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:43,933
I've just been informed
that the Russian president
444
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:47,433
has given his blessings for the
world unity talks to continue.
445
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:48,500
Hey, Jer?
446
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,133
Now that we've saved
the world again,
447
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,733
you think maybe we
could hang around
448
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,300
and get to know Teensicle?
449
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,600
Mm, no.
450
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,567
But I'll work on an
autographed poster.
451
00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:08,567
David.
452
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,267
Hello, tacky much?
453
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,733
Guys, I feel weird
about being here.
454
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:13,667
Don't worry.
455
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,067
You're with us.
456
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:16,433
By the way, you're not
still thinking about getting
457
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:17,467
a tattoo, are you?
458
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:18,400
No.
459
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,933
I'm comfortable
with the way I am.
460
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,567
Who cares if I'm not cool?
461
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,067
Um, excuse me!
462
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:25,700
What are you doing here?
463
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,367
This is a private party.
464
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:30,667
Hey, let go!
465
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:31,600
Ah!
466
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,500
Help!
467
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:39,733
Oh my gosh!
468
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,533
Look at her tattoo!
469
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:42,933
Her tattoo's fake.
470
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,567
What a poser.
471
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:45,500
Yeah.
472
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,233
Let's get out of here.
473
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,033
Wait!
474
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:49,167
Don't go!
475
00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:51,367
I'm just as surprised
as you guys!
476
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,433
The directions on the box
said it was permanent!
477
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:55,833
Eek!
478
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:57,100
Can you believe Mandy?
479
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,167
What a fake.
480
00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:02,333
Yeah.
481
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,667
Totally.
482
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:04,833
Too bad, huh?
483
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,767
I know how you like tattoos.
484
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:07,700
Me?
485
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,100
Nah.
486
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,033
I'm not really into body
art just to impress people.
487
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,100
That's what I like about you.
488
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,300
You're totally yourself.
489
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,767
Want to get a latteccino?
490
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:17,833
Soy, no dairy.
491
00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:19,200
I'm kind of doing
the vegan thing.
492
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,167
[gasps]
493
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,900
Uh, yeah.
494
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,767
That would be awesome.
495
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,033
Cool.
496
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:28,967
Clover, Sam, you guys
want to come, too?
497
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:30,533
After all, we're all
just friends, right?
498
00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,200
Well, y-- yeah, sure.
499
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,100
We're all just friends for now.
500
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:41,533
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