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THEME SONG: Here we go.
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We're getting out on
the road till we stop.
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And then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three now, baby.
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Here we go, go, go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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On a mission undercover,
and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're Totally Spies, so
we'll get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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[music playing]
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[horns honking]
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Oh.
Well, look.
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Huh, matching Hawaiian shirts.
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Oh.
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We love them, kids.
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And last but not least,
for you, darling.
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Oh.
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Possession?
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Top of the line, and
the last one in the store.
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Here.
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Let me.
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
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Huh?
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Hank, wh where are you going?
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Must find true love.
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[distressed cries]
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[music playing]
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[bell ringing]
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[dreamy sighing]
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There's just something
about a guy in uniform.
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Yeah.
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It should be illegal
to be that cute.
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Here you go, girls.
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That's two iced chai teas
and one iced decaf mocha
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frappe with no-fat whip.
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GIRLS: Thanks, David.
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So, David, I was wondering
if you had plans for Saturday
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night?
[grunts] Ow.
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David, could you excuse us?
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[giggles] Girl talk.
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Cool.
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No problem.
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You were going to ask David
to the Sadie Hawkins dance,
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weren't you?
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Isn't that the point of a
Sadie Hawkins dance, Alex?
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The girl asks the guy.
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Yeah.
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But did you stop to
consider that this girl
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might want to ask that guy?
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Whoa, girls.
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No guy is worth this
stress, especially
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when the guy in question is
so clearly interested in me.
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What?
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Excuse me?
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I'm sorry.
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Look, I say we make a pact.
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None of us invite
David to the dance.
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Best friends first and foremost.
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No fighting over guys.
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[electronic beeping]
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[girls scream]
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[distressed cries]
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Impressive.
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That was way too easy.
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[shrieks]
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Gross.
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[giggling]
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[growling]
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Can we get down to business?
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It's always work, work,
work with you, Jerr.
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You know what you need?
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A date.
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[clears throat]
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I have no time to
date and neither do you.
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A recent phenomenon has
been happening in New York.
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Men are suddenly leaving
their wives and girlfriends.
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Guys can be such flakes.
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Except for David.
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He's perfect.
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And completely
Sadie Hawkins worthy.
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Spies, please focus.
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These men aren't just leaving.
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They're walking out
the door with nothing
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but the shirts on their backs,
never to be heard from again.
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That is odd.
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Extremely.
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And now for some gadgets that
may help you with your mission.
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Inside, you'll find hoverboards,
bungee belts, scanner watches,
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suction cup-bottomed
go-go boots,
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and wonder makeover kits.
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To work the kits, you
program the desired look,
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and the automated applicators
spring into action.
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Spring?
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But my colors are
more of a summer.
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Just find where these men are
and why they are disappearing.
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Here's an address
of a distressed wife
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you should question.
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Sure you don't
want to come, Jerr?
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With all these
newly single women,
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you might just snag a date.
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Uh.
Hmm.
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Good luck, spies.
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[shouting]
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[siren wailing]
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[sobbing]
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So you were celebrating
your anniversary
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when your husband just bolted?
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I can't explain it.
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Hank and I had such
a happy marriage.
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We didn't even argue
over the remote.
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That was my Hank.
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[sobs]
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Rose, would you mind
if we looked around?
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Oh, go right ahead.
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I'll just check
behind that lamp.
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Hi, David.
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This is Alex.
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I just wanted to
say hi and, uh, see
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if you felt like going to the
Sadie Hawkins dance with me.
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OK.
Let me know.
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Bye.
Oh, nope.
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Nothing behind the lamp.
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Find anything?
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What's this?
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Um.
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The gift paper I used
to wrap Hank's cologne.
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I should have gone
with the golf clubs.
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Why?
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He left after I
sprayed it on him.
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Said something about
finding his true love.
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Interesting.
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Where'd you buy it?
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A small boutique on
the Upper East Side.
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[horns honking]
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[music playing]
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Possession.
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Only from Natalie Valentine.
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[groans]
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That gave me the
heebie jeebies.
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Yes, the promo is cheap
and bogus, but successful.
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In one week, I
sold 1,000 bottles.
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Natalie Valentine is
a marketing genius.
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Go, Nat.
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I'll buy a bottle.
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Sorry.
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We're sold out.
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With Valentine's Day coming,
it flew off the shelves.
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What about that bottle?
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Oh.
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It's It's a return.
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I don't care if
it's missing a squirt.
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Look, I'm doing you a favor.
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You're too young to
get your hearts broken.
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The product is a total flop.
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Flop?
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You sold 1,000 bottles.
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And now I have 1,000 unhappy
customers-- myself included.
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GIRLS: Whoa.
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Yes.
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After I gave a bottle to my
fiance, he just vanished.
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Trust me, you're
better off without it.
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Sounds like men don't
just hate the stuff,
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they run from it.
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Good to know.
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Huh?
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Keep that stuff
away from me, or I'll
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never get a date for the dance.
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SAM: We should check
out the manufacturer.
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There's a bar code on
the back of the bottle.
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I'll use my scanner
watch to trace it.
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I'll send a few
drops of the guy
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repellent to Jerry for analysis.
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You go, girls.
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I'll just step over here
and check my makeup.
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[music playing]
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David, want to go to
the dance together?
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Big kisses, Clover.
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[electronic beeping]
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Hmm.
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Did you get the location?
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Looks like we're
off to Paris, girls.
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[grunting]
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What is that smell?
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It's coming from down there.
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What is this, a
stink convention?
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Hold your noses, girls.
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We're going in.
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[sighing]
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My true love doesn't
accept visitors.
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Hey.
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You're Rose's hus--
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[gasping]
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[giggling]
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Bonjour, monsieur.
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Nice cologne.
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Is this where we
can get a bottle?
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No women allowed,
except my true love.
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Leave this to me.
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[giggling]
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No one enters
but the true love.
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[scoffing]
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OK.
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What just happened?
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The hair flip and
smile always works.
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This is the
weirdest case ever.
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Then it calls for
drastic measures.
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This might be a little
too drastic, Sammy.
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Come on, Alex.
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Try to be a man about it.
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About
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Thanks, dudes.
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Hey, we're pretty
good at this.
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If we can't get
dates to the dance,
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we could always
go with ourselves.
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[gasping]
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From bottles to barrels?
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That's quite a marketing shift.
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Huh?
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Hey.
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Anyone getting
rained on besides me?
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[sniffing]
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It's not rain, Alex.
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It's cologne.
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Something's not right here.
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Why would someone mist cologne?
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I don't know.
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But someone should
tell them less is more.
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Girls [clears throat] Guys.
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Look at that.
- Huh?
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SAM: Good eye, Alex.
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Maybe that lab will
tell us something.
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Let's slide down
and check it out.
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[music playing]
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Possessor Perspirator?
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That sounds incredibly weird.
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I'm calling Jerry.
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Maybe he's gotten the
cologne analysis back.
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Good idea.
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Alex and I will check
out the Perspirator.
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SAM: That's odd.
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He's not there.
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I'm going to try one more time.
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Hi, David.
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This is Sam.
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I guess you've
already left work.
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Um, anyway, I was wondering if
you'd like to go to the Sadie
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Hawkins dance with me.
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Give me a call.
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So, no clue.
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It far exceeds bizzarro.
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Talk to Jerr?
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Nope.
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He's still not there.
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That's weird.
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Ooh.
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Maybe he's on a date.
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[laughing]
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[gasping]
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MEN: Our true love.
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That's Natalie Valentine.
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Oh no.
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Here comes the
heebie jeebies again.
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MEN: Our true love.
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Quick, she's heading our way.
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MEN: Our true love.
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Our true love.
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Our true love.
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Our true love.
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[music playing]
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You've got to be kidding.
277
00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:31,300
Gross.
278
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,800
Doesn't she know
that faux tanning
279
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,033
is so not good for the skin.
280
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:47,467
She's not tanning.
281
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:50,200
She's putting her
sweat into the cologne.
282
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:54,300
So, it's her own sweat that
keeps these guys possessed?
283
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,133
Uh.
284
00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:56,333
That's genius.
285
00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:57,167
Oh.
286
00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:59,233
I mean, [scoffs] that's sick.
287
00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:07,933
As if.
288
00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:08,833
Oops.
289
00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:09,967
What did you say?
290
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:13,133
I said you're
my one true love.
291
00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:16,333
Ow!
292
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,300
Ow.
293
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,533
Devotees.
294
00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:20,933
Get them.
295
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,100
[screaming]
296
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,867
Quick, jump on.
297
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:27,033
[groaning]
298
00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,000
[giggling]
299
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:32,767
Hmm?
300
00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:34,333
[distressed cries]
301
00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,133
[shouting]
302
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,367
[shouting]
GIRLS: Whoa!
303
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:38,267
[gasping]
304
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,267
Pull up, Clover.
305
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,167
Pull up.
306
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,000
[shouting]
307
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,967
[groaning]
308
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,300
Uh, wipe-out.
309
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,000
[chuckling]
310
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,733
Prepare them for the vat.
311
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:59,567
[whimpering]
312
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:01,867
[liquid gurgling]
313
00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:03,000
Um.
314
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,100
Couldn't we at least
talk about this?
315
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,567
What's to talk about?
316
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:11,300
I loathe girls like you,
16-year-old popularity queens
317
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,233
with scores of boys
chasing after them.
318
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,233
OK.
319
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,333
It isn't scores,
Natalie, just dozens.
320
00:13:16,433 --> 00:13:18,000
Oh, with the exception of David.
321
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,300
We're chasing after him.
322
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,467
Unlike you three, my
teen years were rotten.
323
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:23,667
But look at you now.
324
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:26,400
You're pretty, intelligent,
a little crazy.
325
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,000
But that's nothing some
therapy couldn't cure.
326
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,000
New York City was
just the beginning.
327
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,900
Now that I know
my cologne works,
328
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,100
I'm going to spray the entire
male population with my scent.
329
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,100
And I'll never worry
about rejection again.
330
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,800
[laughs maniacally]
331
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,967
It's time for your
demise, spies.
332
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:50,300
Elimination by drowning.
333
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,300
[gasping]
334
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:03,533
It's Jerry.
335
00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:04,467
We're saved.
336
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,033
Must find true love.
337
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,100
[gasping]
338
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:16,333
My true love.
339
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,433
Oh no.
340
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,467
He must have sniffed
the sample we sent him.
341
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,667
Wow.
342
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:24,167
We are in trouble if Jerry
can't even resist her.
343
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,567
Oh.
344
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:26,567
[smooching]
345
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:27,600
Lower the cage.
346
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,633
It's show time.
347
00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:33,633
As you wish.
348
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:34,600
No, Jerr.
349
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,967
Don't do it.
350
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:38,200
I promise I'll never give
you dating advice again.
351
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,633
Although obviously you
could still use some.
352
00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:42,233
Good luck, spies.
353
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:49,733
Uh.
354
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:50,800
Girls?
355
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,200
Any thoughts here?
356
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,633
SAM: Our gadgets.
357
00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,533
We still have our gadgets.
358
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,200
OK.
359
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,033
Unless you have a snorkel
in there, we're spy stew.
360
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,967
[shouting]
361
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,100
[grunting]
362
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,933
That was pure genius, Sammy.
363
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:22,367
Yeah.
364
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:26,133
One demented diva is no match
for three dynamic spies.
365
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:27,667
Clover, that's it.
366
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:29,067
What's it?
367
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:32,967
We'll make our own cologne
to combat NV's spell.
368
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:36,100
[music playing]
369
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:40,933
OK.
370
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,267
Can we open a window?
371
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,800
I'm having a heat stroke.
372
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,500
I thought that was the point.
373
00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:58,033
Grab a cologne
and run for the jet.
374
00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:01,667
You three, stop.
375
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:02,600
Stop.
376
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,533
No trespassing.
377
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:06,467
[groans]
378
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,533
My true loves.
379
00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,100
Look, our first groupie.
380
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,533
Can we take him with?
381
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:14,267
Depends.
382
00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:15,467
Can you fly a plane, Hank?
383
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,400
[music playing]
384
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:37,600
[thoughtful vocalization]
385
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,167
OK, spies.
386
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:42,333
We'll each take over one of NV's
planes, and then go after her.
387
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:43,833
Not without a parachute.
388
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:44,800
No way.
389
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,800
SAM AND CLOVER: Way.
390
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,333
[screaming]
391
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:56,000
Stop right there,
or I'll spray.
392
00:16:56,100 --> 00:17:01,767
[distressed cries]
393
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:04,633
MEN: My true love.
394
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,733
Aw, you're sweet, but
not exactly my type.
395
00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,033
My true love.
396
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,700
Your wish is my command.
397
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,100
Oh.
398
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,833
How about a quick mani-pedi
and some of those cute
399
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,367
packs of honey roasted peanuts?
400
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:17,133
OK, girls.
401
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,633
Phase one, complete.
402
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,467
Time to shut down the diva.
403
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:23,400
[music playing]
404
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,433
This isn't the plan.
405
00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:33,400
What's happening?
406
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,000
We're having our
first date, darling.
407
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,300
I was hoping for
dinner and a film.
408
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,567
But--
409
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:40,600
Look, if you keep those
little menaces from stopping me,
410
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:41,967
forget the first date--
411
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,467
I'll marry you.
412
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,567
I always knew Jerry
had a big heart.
413
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,233
For a guy who didn't
have time for women,
414
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,267
he sure is wrapped
around her finger.
415
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,100
Sorry, Jerr.
416
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,567
But it's for your own good.
417
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,467
[gasps]
418
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,433
[groans]
419
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,767
[screaming]
420
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:22,733
Whoa.
421
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,267
Close call.
422
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,767
You have to admit, Jerr knows
how to take care of a woman.
423
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:28,667
Who knew he had it in him?
424
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:29,667
Now what do we do?
425
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:33,633
Speed up.
426
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,500
Love can't be rushed, my dear.
427
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,733
But for you, anything.
428
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,067
[frightened gasping]
429
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,800
[distressed cries]
430
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,233
Time for a quick
makeover, girls.
431
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,567
CLOVER: Finally, a cover-up
that actually works.
432
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:56,700
SAM: A little dollop of this
hair gel does go a long way.
433
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,633
What?
434
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:02,633
[shouting]
435
00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:05,267
[distress siren blaring]
436
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,300
Do something.
437
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,567
I have no control of
anything, especially
438
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,133
my deep love for you.
439
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:41,267
[groans] My aching head.
440
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,667
Darling?
441
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:43,833
I'm sorry, madam.
442
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,667
This relationship
has been grounded.
443
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,300
I prefer to fly solo.
444
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,067
Yay.
445
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,233
We have our Jerry back.
446
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,100
But I just wanted to be loved.
447
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,467
You girls are lucky
to have boys love you.
448
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,433
It's more than luck.
449
00:19:58,533 --> 00:19:59,367
[gasping]
450
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,167
It's the hair flip and smile.
451
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,367
No boy in his right
mind can resist it.
452
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,167
Ugh.
453
00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:09,933
Why didn't I think of that?
454
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,233
Thank you for
saving me, spies.
455
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,200
SAM AND CLOVER: No sweat.
456
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,033
You did not just say that.
457
00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:23,067
[bell ringing]
458
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,033
Well, girls, um, now
that the mission's over,
459
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,633
there's something
I need to confess.
460
00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:29,567
Me, too.
461
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:30,767
Me, three.
462
00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:32,700
GIRLS: I asked
David to the dance.
463
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,667
[quizzical vocalizations]
Oh.
464
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,500
Oh.
This is horrible.
465
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,800
I mean, what kind
of friends are we?
466
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,533
The kind that get
a little possessive.
467
00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:40,467
OK.
468
00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:41,767
Let's not be so
hard on ourselves.
469
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,433
I mean, he is a hottie.
470
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,733
Hey.
471
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:47,400
Maybe David would be up to
going with all three of us.
472
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,400
Good idea.
473
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,167
Let's ask him.
474
00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:50,467
[excited shrieking]
475
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,067
So, David, the three
of us were wondering,
476
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,800
you know, if you didn't
already have a date
477
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,633
for the Sadie Hawkins dance--
478
00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:56,633
Sorry.
479
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,400
Mandy asked me three days ago.
480
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,800
GIRLS: Mandy?
481
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,233
[groaning]
482
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,633
A little of our exclusive
cologne could change that.
483
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:06,333
It's not worth it.
484
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,533
Agreed.
485
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,267
Even if he does rank a
15 on a scale of 1 to 10.
486
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:11,033
[sighs]
487
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:11,967
Glad that's over.
488
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,233
Hmm?
489
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,533
But we still have one
more case to solve.
490
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:19,000
Who are we going to take to
the dance on such short notice?
491
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,367
[groaning]
492
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:21,267
[gasping]
493
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,000
CLOVER: Come on, Jerry.
494
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,500
You'll have a good time.
495
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,600
I'm sorry, spies.
496
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,833
But a high school dance
is not on my agenda.
497
00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:31,367
[contemplative vocalizing]
498
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:32,767
Huh?
499
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:34,000
Sorry, Jerry.
500
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,700
This is for your own good.
501
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,100
JERRY: Whoa!
502
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,300
[theme music]
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