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[theme song playing]

(SINGING) Here we go, we're getting on the road

till we stop and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now baby, here we go.

Here we go, here we go, on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go, we're totally spies

and get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Another late night.

There are days I wish I weren't divorced.

[yawning]

I should have gone into motel management like mother wanted.

I--

[gasp]

What is the meaning of--

[gasp]

[moaning]

[bell ringing]

PROFESSOR WALSH: And in the stomach,

food particles are churned with acid

until everything liquefies.

Ew.

Could biology be any grosser?

OK, tomorrow we're all dissecting frogs.

[croaking]

[gasp]

[screaming]

CLOVER: Does that answer your question?

[bell ringing]

Yes!

Sam, Clover, quick, you've got to help me think of an excuse

to miss class tomorrow.

I can't di-- di-- oh I can't even say it.

Come on, Alex, dissecting isn't gross, it's science.

Wow.

Whatever.

To me, this icky frog stuff is the perfect opportunity to pair

up with a cute boy lab partner.

ALEX: Um, uh, Professor Walsh?

I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow

so unfortunately, I'm going to have to miss out on froggy day.

Oh don't worry, I'll save you a frog.

You can dissect on Monday.

Ah.

[croaking]

Sorry, I have a dentist appointment Monday.

Well, are you free on Tuesday?

Uh, chiropractor?

This lab counts 50% of your grade,

you can't afford to miss it.

You aren't afraid of these harmless little frogs,

are you, Alex?

[beep]

[screaming]

[croaking]

[gasp]

Girls?

[screaming]

Perfect timing, Jerry, you saved us from the frogs.

Would it kill you to send a limo just once, Jer?

Perhaps next time, Sam.

Did you just call her Sam?

ALL: Huh?

Um, of course I did, Clover, why shouldn't I?

Hello, she's Sam and she's Clover.

Yes, don't you think I know about, Farrah?

Farrah?

JERRY: Come now, let's get started.

Looks like Jer is majorly overworked.

This is a simple rescue mission.

You are to infiltrate the Jekyll Island maximum security prison

and liberate these three convicts.

ALL: Huh?

Uh, Jer, don't we normally put the bad guys in prison.

Oh, they're not criminals.

These bad guys are really undercover WOOHP agents.

Must be very undercover.

I've never seen them before.

Now then, these gadgets will help you on your mission.

Suction cup go-go boots for scaling walls,

laser lipsticks capable of cutting

through the thickest steel.

[gasp]

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, right.

Next, we have nanotechnology eyeshadow.

Perfect, I'm out of eyeshadow.

This is no ordinary makeup.

Three quick blinks and the powder

transforms into x-ray glasses.

Quite useful for looking through prison walls.

You'll be drilling into the prison

via the RATVAT, Rugged All Terrain Vehicle and Tunneller.

Now, if there are no further questions.

Huh?

- No! - Jerry!

Don't!

[sneezing]

Are you crazy?

You know you're allergic to blueberries.

Yes.

Yes, of course.

It merely slipped my--

[gasp]

He's picking his nose.

Jerry.

Oh, um, sorry.

Now, on your way.

Definitely overworked.

I control the hand, (GERMAN ACCENT) I control the spies,

and soon, I shall control the world.

This is a service entrance, it should be unguarded.

We'll just see about that.

Yeah, unguarded, as in, there's a bunch

of guards standing around.

Whoa, nice brains.

They may be guarding the doors but I bet they're

not guarding the windows.

[gasp]

Huh?

[gasp]

Huh?

Shh.

Huh?

What are you, pep squad?

Ugh.

Come on, let's blow this joint.

ALL: Ugh.

Hello, rude much.

I think a little appreciation's in order, here.

Those guards are still there.

And since we don't have go-go boots in men's sizes.

This is the only way out.

Huh?

Then we do this the fun way.

Hasta la bye bye, fuzz.

No, don't.

Stop!

What's the matter with you?

WOOHP agents never fire on innocent people.

[alarm beeping]

Do they know that?

[screaming]

[crash]

Come on.

Yeah, sweet freedom, baby.

I love bustin' out of the joint.

Yahoo!

OK, I know these guys are undercover

as criminals and all, but they are way over doing it.

Welcome back, agents.

Hey, Dr. V, is that you in there?

ALL: Dr. V?

Oh, that's one of my code names.

That's right.

We're-- uh-- we're using code names.

ALL: We need to talk.

OK, Jerry, what is going on?

Who's Dr. V?

And who are these so-called agents?

And how come we don't get cool code names?

Girls I--

I assure you, (GERMAN ACCENT) there is absolutely nothing

to worry about.

Everything is--

[gasp]

Whoa, what's up with your accent?

(GERMAN ACCENT) My accent?

What Are you're talking about?

I always speak this way.

Looks like Jerry's gone from over worked to

just plain crazy.

(GERMAN ACCENT) No, no really, I am fine.

Thank you for your concern.

[screaming]

Bye bye.

[bell ringing]

Huh?

Well, that's one way to get to class on time.

Alex, I'm glad you cancelled your doctor's appointment

so you could join us for this fascinating

scientific adventure.

[croaking]

[screaming]

No way.

[croaking]

[screaming]

Good idea, Sam, let's make a break for it.

I'm not worried about the frogs, I'm worried about Jerry.

We've got to get back to WOOHP.

Hum?

Come on, we can't let anyone see us.

The WOOHP data archives.

Since Jer won't talk to us, maybe his computers will.

Let's start by finding out who Dr. V is.

Hey, I know that guy.

Yeah, isn't he, like, one of the WOOHP science nerds?

Used to be.

His name's Dr. Vonisa and he just got fired.

He was working on Project Micro Spy, a way

to reduce spies to microscopic size for super secret missions

but he was using criminals as Guinea pigs

to test his machine.

So Jerry had to fire him.

And these are criminals he used.

They were arrested by WOOHP a few weeks ago.

I knew they weren't real agents.

They had that bad guy smell.

But why would Jerry send them to jail just to have us

bust them out again?

Because maybe Jerry isn't Jerry.

Huh?

Jerry must be Dr. V in disguise.

So that's why he's been acting so freaky.

And that's why he wanted those criminals back, so he

could do more experiments.

Come on, let's go ask Jerry what

he's done with the real Jerry.

Yeah.

You guys have to help us.

See, Jerry's been replaced by an impostor and--

hey.

[gasp]

Huh?

You girls have been putting your noses where they don't--

Ugh.

[inaudible]

Come on, we've got to warn the rest of WOOHP.

After them!

Huh?

[screaming]

Help, somebody.

Take us to red alert.

The three young spies are-- ALL: Gotcha.

[murmuring]

It's OK.

This isn't really Jerry.

Yeah, he's an imposter, you know, in disguise.

[groaning]

Phew.

Wow, this is a really good mask.

[shriek]

Thank you.

These three spies are obviously part of some nefarious plot

to undermine our organization and they

will be dealt with as traitors.

[grunting]

[gasp]

I don't get it. how can he be the real Jerry?

No clue but that's got to be him.

He was allergic to blueberries, remember?

Then why does he hate us?

Jerry's our friend.

I just don't understand why he's being so mean.

[beeping]

Wow, weird, they've all got microchip

thingies in their brains.

Oh, Project Micro Spy.

That may be the real Jerry but a microscopic Dr. V is

controlling him from the side.

And those criminals must be controlling the agents.

Talk about mental problems.

So, you've figured out my little secret, you?

Yes, project Micro Spy was successful but our dear

commander was to worry about ethics

to understand the value of my work.

Nor did Jerry understand that these criminals were not Guinea

pigs, but willing assistants.

But now I control Jerry and Jerry controls WOOHP.

And with my superior intellect and the private army

of spies at my command, I shall soon control the entire world.

And you're going to get away with this because--

I am the head of a powerful secret organization.

Who is going to stop me?

We are.

You microscopic jerk.

I'm afraid you pose a little threat, very, very little.

[beeping]

[shrieking]

Yes, woo hoo ho, once my molecular reduction apparatus

shrinks you to microscopic size, you

won't cause me any more trouble because you'll be far too

busy fighting for your lives against an army

of vicious bacteria.

ALL: Ugh.

Begin the shrinking process.

We gotta get loose.

Duh.

How?

You cannot escape.

Hey Way ahead of you.

We're trapped.

And we're shrinking.

Good.

Good?

Who's side are you on, girl?

We have to get micro sized if we're going to go after Dr. V.

Now, we just have to figure out how to get

one of those nifty submarines.

Great, we're in an itty bitty submarine.

Now what do we do?

I'll drive.

You have stolen a submarine, so what?

With no way of entering the body,

there's no way you can harm me.

[grunting]

What are you-- stop.

Jerry does not control the hand.

Let's go.

Stop, I control the hand.

[grunting]

Are we where I think we are?

OK, ick.

Uh oh.

We gotta get out of here.

Jerry's stomach acid is eating through the hull.

[alarm beeping]

Alex, see if you can plot a course for Jerry's brain.

Brain?

I don't want to see Jerry's brain.

You do want to stop Dr. V so we can get out of here,

don't ya?

Quickly, they are inside this body coming to get me.

OK, we're out of his icky stomach

and into his icky veins.

Can I please throw up now?

[crash]

What was that?

Huh?

Oh.

W

We're being attacked by a white blood cell.

It must think we're a virus.

Well, it's wrong.

[screaming]

Prepare all of our combat vehicles

for a full-scale invasion of--

[burp]

[gasp]

Just a little heartburn.

[thumping]

Hang on, here comes the heart.

[screaming]

This is it, Jerry's brain.

[gasp]

And there's Dr. V.

And then once we have conquered Europe,

we will take control of--

[shriek]

[laughter]

[shriek]

How can I control a brain with all this commotion?

I must increase power.

[moaning]

All this fighting is putting too much stress on Jer's body,

he's in serious danger.

Then we gotta get the bad guys out of him fast.

But how?

Blueberries.

Huh?

[shrieking]

Wait, I can't eat those.

[inaudible]

He's gonna blow.

No.

Huh?

[sneeze]

[laughter]

I wouldn't eat the scones if I were you.

Never thought I'd be happy about going up 15 dress sizes.

And I never thought you'd be saving the world from me.

Many thanks, girls.

So I guess Dr. V and his boys are in big trouble, huh?

Yes but big trouble can come in small packages.

- Huh? - Huh?

Ha.

[bell ringing]

We're really sorry about missing froggy day.

So to make up for it, we each write a paper on human anatomy.

Well that's very nice, girls, but since you

didn't do the dissection I'm afraid I

still have to give you an--

hum, these papers are brilliant.

You described the body's systems in such--

such detail.

It's almost as if you've seen it first hand.

Almost.

[giggling]

You three don't need to dissect anything.

I'm giving you all A's.

ALL: Huh?

[croaking]

Ugh.

And you can keep your frogs as pets.

Uh, thanks.

[crash]

[music playing]