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[music playing]

[theme music]

Here we go again on the road till we stop,

and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go, go go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're the Totally Spies so we'll get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[music playing]

[grunting]

[gasp]

It's more beautiful than I ever dared to imagine.

Ah!

[crumbling]

Ah!

[coughing]

Professor Elliot?

[music playing]

Saving penguins from melting glaciers

was like the worst mission ever.

I mean, for such nicely dressed birds, they were totally rude.

Yeah, if it wasn't for that little Arctic shopping mall

we stopped at on the way back from the polar circle,

the mission would have been a total washout.

Isn't that the truth?

I just can't wait to show everybody

my new mood ring that I bought in that cute little chalet

jewelry shop.

Uh.

Oh.

Hey.

What?

Oh, we missed the most charitable teen contest.

But at least we're back in time for the charity dance.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Another thinly veiled popularity

contest for overachievers?

No, I'm thinking it's a perfect opportunity

to show off my new mood ring.

I'll have to go into super show-off mode right away.

Let's see, what color dress would best accent my ring?

Well, at least some things never change.

Attention all students, the winner of this year's most

charitable teen award is Mandy.

[crash]

Mandy?

Miss most charitable teen?

Gone for one weekend and the entire world goes insane?

The only one who's insane around here

is you for thinking I wouldn't walk away

with this contest hands down.

The fact is, I happen to be most giving person at Bev High.

Of course, promising to donate my new genuine 10 karat ruby

ring didn't hurt my chances either.

Oh.

Does that thing come with a dimmer switch?

Brilliant, isn't it?

I guess you'll just have to show that trinkety little mood

ring somewhere else, Clover.

Please, like I really care about some pathetic contest

or your gaudy ring.

Well, then how come your mood ring is

glowing bright green with envy.

See you losers at the dance.

[grunting]

Ah!

[crash]

[panting]

[music playing]

[whistle]

Hey!

Ugh.

I'll get it.

No, I'll get the ball.

After all, I am Beverly High's most charitable teen.

Oh.

I know I'll never hear the end of this charity thing.

Hm?

Oh.

Look, it's Mandy's ring.

Hey, guys, wasn't that equipment

shed, like, on the other side of the field five minutes ago?

Clover, what are you doing?

I don't see any harm in just trying it on real quick.

Um, guys.

[sucking noise]

[screaming]

Couldn't you have pointed that shed out a little sooner, Alex?

Oh.

[beep beep]

Oh, Excellent right on schedule

for your latest mission.

Get it?

Schedule.

Yes, unfortunately, we get it, Jerry.

[grunting]

Oh, I don't think I've seen this clip.

Well, there you have it.

Talk about your cliffhangers.

Hey, Jer, if we knew this was a movie party,

we'd have brought popcorn and pillows and better movies.

Oh, this is not a movie, girls.

It's actual footage from the Temple of Benu

in the ancient mummy's tomb.

And the professor you saw has really vanished.

At least that's the story according

to his young assistant, Ian Flemish,

when we found him wandering in the desert

mumbling about a curse.

Like a real curse?

Do our gadgets even work against curses, Jerry?

Don't worry, Alex.

There's no such thing as a real curse.

Yeah, remember, we're spies.

We deal in fact, not chasing after missing Easter bunnies.

Yeah, right.

Wait, the Easter bunny is missing?

Just kidding, guys.

I know the Easter Bunny is tucked

away safe in his little toadstool house

up in the fjords of British Columbia.

And on that illuminating note, if you girls will follow me,

I'll give you your gadgets.

To help you find the missing professor,

you will be supplied with laser lipsticks, tornado

in a can hairspray, and a brand new item, the turbo shovel 2.0.

Oh, and I almost forgot, this book on the mysteries

of ancient Egypt.

Ew, why's it so old and crusty?

It was mine in college.

[laughter]

Now, that's a funny joke, Jerry.

That wasn't a joke.

Oops.

My bad.

[beep]

Wah!

Wah!

[music playing]

[bells ringing]

Is it me or does the air pressure

in the WOOHP subatomic jet make anyone else's ears ring?

Speaking of rings, Clover, you better call Mandy and let

her know you found hers.

I guess you're right, Sam.

But doing the right thing can sometimes be so annoying.

[dial tones]

Hello, Mandy, it's Clover.

I just called to tell you that I found your--

Clover? Ah!

I don't know why you're calling me,

but could you please not tie up my line right now?

I am in the middle of a crisis.

My ring is missing!

Oh, great.

Now how am I going to finish telling Many off?

You can tell her later. Let's get out of here.

Whoa!

Ew, what a creepy place.

Yeah, who's his decorator, Dracula?

Good afternoon, [gasp] ladies.

Oh, sorry if I startled you.

I was just looking for my cuff link.

It must be around here somewhere.

Uh, maybe we can help.

We're the spies from WOOHP.

I'm Sam and this is Clover and Alex.

You must be Ian.

Welcome to Oxford.

From what Jerry has told me, you're

just the girls to help me find the second scarab of Isis.

The second scarab of Isis?

We thought to help you find the missing professor.

Yes, but unfortunately, I'm afraid Professor

Elliot is beyond finding.

You see, he fell victim to the curse of Amun-Ra.

The curse of Amun-Ra?

Can you tell us exactly how the professor disappeared?

I couldn't really say.

You see, one moment he was standing next to me.

And the next, he was gone.

See guys, I knew curses were real.

Yeah real phony.

Now, if you could just show us where

you last saw the professor, we'll take it from there.

Certainly.

If you ladies will excuse me, I need to prepare for our trip

to the desert.

And please be careful not to touch anything in this room.

Several of these items are cursed.

Where'd he go?

Don't you just love the way he's so dark and mysterious?

I can't believe an educated person would

actually believe in curses.

Really, I mean, as if something bad could happen just

by opening some old armoire.

Please.

There's nothing inside here but some old black socks.

Uh, Clover, that's not an armoire.

And those aren't socks.

[chirping]

Bats!

Let's get out of here.

[music playing]

I'm sorry about the bats, Clover.

But I trust you've learned these curses

aren't to be taken lightly.

Yeah, right, like I'm really cursed.

Whatever.

So how long do curses usually last, Ian?

It depends upon the curse--

some for only a day, some for an eternity.

Why are the scarabs cursed, Ian?

To keep them out of the hands of evildoers.

Do You see, when both scarabs are put together

like a puzzle at the base of the Temple of Isis,

they will give whoever possesses them eternal life and power.

Wow.

I guess we better make sure the second scarab doesn't

fall into the wrong hands.

Yeah, eternal life and power, right.

There it is.

Buckle up, spies.

If We're heading off road.

This is where Professor Elliot disappeared.

Uh, Sammy, you can explain this, can't you?

It says in a book Jerry gave us that these tombs are often

filled with hidden booby traps.

But I don't see anything up here.

This is ridiculous.

There's got to be a clue around here somewhere.

The problem is, we're obviously not looking in the right--

[scream]

Clover?

Hm.

Way to go, Clover!

You found our first clue.

Maybe the second seeing as I fell on this.

It's a cuff link with the Oxford seal on it.

It must be Ian's.

Impossible.

I've never been in this tunnel before.

Maybe it belongs to a Professor Elliot.

Maybe he fell down here.

And that would explain how he disappeared.

See?

I knew there was a simple non-curse explanation

for all this.

So, Clover, what's the simple explanation for why the ground

is slithering under your feet?

[hiss]

Simple, I'm standing in a nest of snakes.

[screaming]

Maybe there is something to this curse thing after all.

The talisman says that the second scarab

is somewhere here in the ruins of the Temple of the Moon.

That talisman thingy couldn't be a little more

specific, could it?

Digging up this place could take forever.

Not with the turbo shovel 2.0.

Uh, Clover, are you sure you know how to use that thing?

What's to know? It's a shovel with a button.

What could be more simple?

[beep] [buzzing] Ah--

can't hold on much longer.

Whoa!

Ugh, like, gross.

So much for the turbo shovel 2.0.

Maybe the turbo shovel 3.0 will be better.

So what do we do now?

Hey, maybe the writing on that stone box can help us.

That's just like the box in the tomb

where Professor Elliot disappeared.

Wow.

It's the second scarab.

Oh!

Wouldn't this make like the hottest hair clip?

[gasp]

It's the curse!

[screaming]

Clover, look!

Hey!

These tunnels must run throughout the entire valley.

Huh?

Alex and Ian are totally gone.

Now we have to find them and the missing professor.

Don't Don't you think it's strange

that only professor Elliot disappeared

from that tomb and not Ian?

And then we found the cuff link in the tunnel

where he said he'd never been before.

But why would Ian lie to us?

I don't know, but I'm calling Jerry to see if he has any more

info on our mysterious Ian.

[beep]

JERRY (ON RECORDING): Hello, you've reached

Chariot WOOHP headquarters.

I'm having high tea right now, so please--

The English are so weird.

Need more info on Ian, Jerry.

Call us back.

Any other ideas?

How about we find out where this tunnel leads?

Yeah, I guess.

But, honestly, I was hoping you'd want

to try and find a mall instead.

Ew!

Tunnel gunk!

That's the last time I wear designer boots to the desert.

Wait a sec.

[beep] Apparently, our mysterious curse

needs axle grease.

[boom] - Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

What is that thing?

I don't know.

Ah!

Ah!

I can't believe I'm about to become worm food.

We can't outrun it.

We'll have to jump in. - Huh?

Go!

Here goes nothing.

[gasp]

Looks like someone's been busy stealing ancient artifacts.

[beeping]

How's the mission going spies?

Great, except that we temporarily

misplaced Ian and Alex and I'm officially cursed.

Oh, um, bummer.

Well, I'm pulling up Ian's file as we speak.

Let's see.

Nothing much really here, other than he's extremely ambitious

and looks to be in line for Professor Elliot's job.

In line for Professor Elliot's job, huh?

Thanks, Jerry.

Clover, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yes.

If we don't get out of this worm thing soon,

the humidity is going to like permanently frizz out our hair.

No, Ian kidnapped the professor so he'd be promoted.

Now it totally makes sense.

Um, that's great Sam.

But then you'd have to ask yourself,

why would Ian tie himself up?

[mumbling]

Ian?

Alex?

I don't get it.

So if Ian isn't behind the disappearance of Professor

Elliot, then who is?

One guess, ladies.

Professor Elliot?

[gasp]

[beep]

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

[evil laughter]

You'll never get away with your crazy scheme, professor.

By the way, what is your crazy scheme?

When I place these two scarabs with the final scarab

at the base of the Temple of Isis,

I will gain eternal life and power.

Any other questions, silly girl?

Terrific, another villain with delusions of grandeur.

Seems to come with the territory.

And now, I must bid you all farewell.

Don't worry though.

Perhaps some day an archaeologist with dig you up.

[beep]

Oh!

Ah!

[coughing]

Sorry I suspected you, Ian.

That's all right, Sam.

Enough with the apologies.

Please tell me you have a plan, Sam.

I'm working on it.

Uh, could you move your hand, Clover?

The reflection off of Mandy's rock

is beginning to melt my face.

Alex, that's it!

What's it?

Melting my face?

No, try to reach your lipstick lasers and aim them at the hole

where the sand is coming through.

OK.

[grunting]

Yeah!

Isn't it hot enough around here already, Sam?

Just a little longer.

Ha!

It worked.

Now, let's get to the Temple of Isis to stop the professor.

Hey, I say why walk when we can ride?

So how do we get this oversized metallic cocktail

wiener moving?

Look, there's a list of all the ruins

in the valley on this dial.

Cool!

We can just turn the dial to the Temple of Isis

and press autopilot.

Ah, the final piece of my puzzle.

Come on, come on.

I don't have all eternity, or at least not yet.

[blast] [beaming]

Ah!

Yes, yes, it's working.

Soon, I will be invincible.

No more lectures or grading poorly written term papers.

What the--

[crumbling]

What do you say we send the professor back to school?

Ah!

OK, that was a little disturbing.

Now what do we do?

You have to move the scarabs from the sarcophagus

and separate them.

That's the only way to reverse the power.

All right then.

OK, Alex, let's see if we've learned anything in gym.

Ah!

Agh!

Agh!

Goal!

[grunting]

Wait a minute. I don't get it.

How come Elliot's still glowing.

You have to separate them, Clover.

What?

Did he like superglue these together?

You girls are becoming a nuisance.

Servants of the tomb, cause chaos and disaster.

Arise from sleep, and defend your master.

Ah!

[gasp]

Sam, I don't know what's scaring me more,

the rhyming or the mummies.

And OK, I'm pretty sure it's the mummies.

Come on, Alex.

We've got to hold off the mummies.

I was so hoping you weren't going to say that.

[grunting]

[evil laughter]

Ah!

We can't hold them off much longer.

Done it again.

What's it?

What these mummies need is a little extra hold.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Ha!

That'll hold 'em.

Hello, old friend.

[buzzing]

Ah!

Another job well done.

Be free, my friend.

[panting]

Sam!

Elliot's getting away!

Not so fast, Professor.

[boom] [grunt]

Nice shot, Sam.

Excellent work, ladies.

No time for thanks, Jerr.

We have to get the most charitable team dance

and give this ring back to Mandy.

I've been meaning to tell you, Clover.

That is the finest faux ruby ring I've ever seen.

You mean faux as in phony?

I don't get it, Clover.

Why didn't you tell them that Mandy's ring was a fake.

I just didn't think that it was the most

charitable thing to do.

We're proud of you, Clover.

Hey, what do you say we get some of that great-looking punch?

Mandy.

[laughter]

[jingling]

This is a fake.

Uh, correction.

Mandy will not be crowned this year's most charitable teen.

Instead, it will go to our first runner-up, Arnold,

for donating his exotic mold and fungus collection.

[applause]

What?

But that is not fair.

You promised me the award!

Is this happy, Clover?

Can you tell?

[laughter]

[munching]

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