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[music playing]

THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road

till we stop, and then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3, now, baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go!

Here we go!

On a mission undercover and we're in control.

Here we go!

Here we go!

We're "Totally Spies" so get on with the show.

Here we go!

Here we go!

Here we go!

There's no way you're going to get away with this, loser.

Sam, Clover, and WOOHP will do whatever it takes to save me.

[muffled mumbling]

That's precisely what I'm counting on.

[evil laugh]

[school bell]

SAM: Alex has been kidnapped!

We got to do something, quick!

I can't believe I'm actually saying this,

but I think we better try and get WOOHPed, ASAP.

Oh!

Clover, what are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

I'm trying to find a button or a lever or a secret passage.

SAM: Huh?

Why is it we only get WOOHPed when we don't want to,

and can never get WOOHPed when we need to?

[ring tone]

Maybe it's Alex!

"It doesn't matter that you're not the most

popular girl in school.

I still think you're the greatest.

Meet me at lunch today, your secret admirer AJ."

AJ?

Who's that?

Well, it could be Andrew James, that total cutie

from science class? Ooh!

Or maybe it's Aaron Jennings, the football

player with the buff bod.

Why would those guys be interested in me?

Hello, because you're smart, funny, and totally cool!

Hey!

Clover, there's no time for this.

We've got to find Alex!

There's always time for secret admirers, Sam.

I'll tell him you'll definitely meet him for lunch.

Hey!

[shrieks]

See what I mean?

WOOHPing only occurs at the most inopportune moments.

Good morning, girls.

Jerry, you're never going to believe what happened!

Alex has been kidnapped.

No!

Alex has been kidnapped!

Oh, yes.

That's what I said.

Wait, you know?

Yes.

Freaky.

In fact, I've just received this rather disturbing message.

Sam, Clover.

Lumiere?

So good to see you again.

But I thought we just locked him up!

I'm happy to inform you that you've been cast in my latest

movie, a spy thriller!

Since you're top secret agents, I figure

it'd be right up your alley.

Whatever, creep!

I'll be filming you as you go up against my special effects

and dangerous sets!

Oh, uh, what's that, Alex?

[muffled words]

Ah, yes.

Thanks for reminding me.

Alex says if you ever want to see her again,

you'd better hurry!

We can't let him get away with this!

Wait.

There's more.

Hope you girls can take direction, because here's

your first scene.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the same two

colors of your next clue.

If you head to the station, you'll be on the right track,

and you just might get your friend Alex back.

Now, chop chop, girls!

We're rolling!

[snap]

[shriek]

JERRY: Apparently he escaped our custody

and abducted Alex early this morning.

That makes sense!

He got to Alex when her defenses were down.

She's so not a morning person.

We've got to figure out what station he's talking about.

It could be a radio station or maybe it's a gas station.

Or maybe it's the train station.

If you head to the station, you'll be on the right track,

and you just might get your friend Alex back.

Sam!

You're brilliant.

Let's hit it. - Oh, wait.

I've got some gadgets you might find helpful.

Make it quick, Jer.

We don't have time for your usual blathering.

Oh, no offense.

None taken.

[music playing]

I don't see Alex or Lumiere anywhere.

Me neither.

Sammy!

That's our train?

Huh?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

the same two colors of your next clue.

Come on!

Not so fast, girls.

I need to see your tickets.

But you don't understand.

We're secret agents trying to save

our best friend from an evil independent filmmaker!

Yeah, uh, sure you are.

And I'm Mary, Queen of Scots.

No tickets, no ride.

Fine.

If you won't let us through, then we'll

just have to go over your head.

What?

Huh?

Maybe there is something to be said

for wearing sensible shoes.

[train rattling]

[bouncing sounds]

Jump!

Whoa!

[beeping]

See, that wasn't so bad.

Yeah, if you like profuse sweating.

LUMIERE: Don't be discouraged, girls.

You're doing very well.

And as you can see, you look just wonderful on camera.

We want to know what you've done with Alex!

Oh, you'll find out in due time.

Right now you have other things to worry about.

[door slam]

SAM: Great!

We're locked in.

CLOVER: Actually, that might not be such a bad thing.

This train's going so fast, I wouldn't

want to accidentally fall out.

Falling out is the least of your concerns.

When the train reaches 150 miles per hour,

it will derail and crash.

And the good news is?

If you can figure out how to stop the train

before any accidents happen, I might just let Alex free,

and my feature film won't have to be a short subject.

And if we can't?

Alex won't have a very happy ending, and neither will you.

Action!

CLOVER: 88?

What's that?

I think it's the speed of the train, which means we've

got to get to the engine fast!

[train horn]

It's no use.

All the controls are jammed.

Then we've got to find a handbrake.

You know, like they use in emergencies.

I'd say this definitely qualifies as an emergency.

I'll start here.

You start in the rear of the train

and we can meet in the middle.

Man, this is more exercise than I get in a whole afternoon

of Pilates class.

[music playing]

OK.

If I was a handbrake, where would I be?

[clattering]

Please tell me I didn't just do that.

Actually, splitting the train was my doing.

Splitting the train?

I thought I might add a bit of drama

if I pitted my protagonists against one another.

And in English that means?

I'm doing a little rewrite of the script.

Let me show you.

[music playing]

OK, I'm beginning to understand.

It's got to be around here somewhere.

Huh?

Ah!

What's the matter?

Afraid of him a little special effect?

I'm glad you find this so amusing.

Bingo!

[screeching]

Huh?

That was easy enough.

[beeping]

Uh, Sam?

I think we have a little problem.

What do you mean, problem?

I just stopped the train.

Actually, that was only half the problem.

OK.

So maybe that was a little too easy.

Ha!

Just stay put.

Me and the ice queen will take care of everything.

Me stay put?

You're the one who's moving!

Oh. Right.

[glass breaking]

Time for a little rewrite of my own.

[wood splitting]

[spritz]

[screeching]

Huh!

Whoa, whoa!

You OK?

Other than needing reconstructive nail surgery,

I'm fine.

[ring tone]

Maybe it's Lumiere with another clue.

Nope, it's AJ again.

He says he's looking forward to lunch.

Who can think about lunch at a time like this?

[ring tone]

I'll tell you, Sam, for not being

the most popular girl in school, you sure are popular.

Good show, girls!

Now, here's another riddle for you.

Hickory dickory dock, the spies are racing the clock.

Colorado is where you'll find the key that will

lead you to where Alex will be.

Good luck!

Ugh.

Here we go again.

Yep.

Looks like we're on our way to Colorado.

Don't be so sure.

What do you mean?

Don't you want to find Alex?

Hickory dickory dock, the spies are racing the clock.

Colorado's where you'll find the key that will

lead you to where Alex will be.

Clover, I think he's talking about the Cruise Ship Colorado!

Cruise ship?

I didn't even realize Colorado had a waterfront.

I'll explain on the way.

[rocket blasting]

[music playing]

[boat horn]

There it is, the Colorado.

Now that's my kind of boat.

If this is where Lumiere's holding Alex,

I hope I'm next in line to get abducted.

[shriek]

[splash]

I'm getting really sick of Lumiere

and his pathetic petty thrills.

[clank]

All aboard!

[footsteps]

OK.

If I were a lunatic filmmaker spy abductor,

where would I hide Alex?

My guess would be below deck.

Let's check it out.

We'd better spread out to cover more ground.

Good idea.

I'll go this way.

Alex.

Are you down here?

[gasping]

[shriek]

[water gushing]

Nope.

No sign of Alex in there.

Alex?

Any luck?

Not so far.

But our luck may have just changed!

Remember the riddle?

Colorado's where you'll find the key that will

lead you to where Alex will be.

This must be the key in the riddle!

No, Clover.

Wait!

[rumbling]

That doesn't sound good.

Nice job, girls.

You've just activated an intercontinental

ballistic missile.

I just love explosions and big action scenes.

[missile igniting]

Why couldn't your stupid movie be

a nice romantic comedy instead?

You don't think disarming the missile will

be as easy as that, do you?

10 seconds until launch, girls.

[glass breaking]

COMPUTER: 10, 9.

Great.

What else could possibly go wrong?

[water gushing]

Come on!

We've got to get the workers off the ship!

[interposing voices]

Everyone evacuate the ship in a calm, orderly fashion.

It's sinking.

We got to get out of here! Yikes!

COMPUTER: 4, 3--

I wasn't talking to you.

COMPUTER: 2, 1.

[missile blasting]

Where do you suppose that thing's headed?

Looks like we're about to find out.

Come on!

We got to follow that missile.

Remember the riddle, Colorado is where

you'll find the key that will lead you to where Alex will be.

This missile should lead us to Alex.

[plane engine]

This should help us close the gap.

Great.

We caught up to the missile.

What now? - Oh, no.

Look!

CLOVER: It's headed right for the city!

Take a closer look.

Huh?

Oh no!

It's aimed at WOOHP!

WOOHP, I did it again.

T-minus 10 seconds until impact.

I'm getting really sick of this beady-eyed little weasel.

Forget about him.

We've got to stop this missile.

Nice try, Sam, but I think we need something

with a little more firepower.

[shriek]

Not that much firepower!

[shrieks]

[explosion]

Next time you want to jettison me from a speeding jet,

let me know beforehand so I can plan

to be on vacation that day.

[wind blowing]

[traffic sounds]

Come on!

Alex must be inside.

[music playing]

Oh, Sam, Clover. What are you doing here?

I don't remember WOOHPing you.

Lumiere is holding Alex somewhere in the building!

Oh, that's impossible.

WOOHP has the tightest security in the world.

I can account for each and every person in this building.

Believe me, ladies.

If Alex were here, I would know about it.

Great.

But can you account for why it's colder

than a meat locker in here?

Apparently there's a climate control malfunction.

Our technician is working on it as we speak.

That's odd.

He was here a moment ago.

LUMIERE: Greetings, WOOHPites.

Hey, diddle diddle.

Here's another riddle.

It'll soon be freezing in this room.

But if you want some relief, you better be brief, because Alex

is about to go boom.

Great.

Another race against the clock.

I don't think that's a clock, Sam.

I think it's WOOHP's interior temperature.

We'd better get to the briefing room.

- Why? - You better be brief?

Get it?

He's talking about the briefing room.

[footsteps]

JERRY: That's odd.

Not to mention convenient.

All this spying's got me totally starved.

Clover, no!

It could be a trap.

[beeping]

It's a bomb!

Correction, a temperature sensitive bomb.

And something tells me that when the temperature in here

hits zero, this thing's going to blow.

Maintenance, you must reverse the temperature immediately.

[dial tone]

Hello?

Hello?

[flashes]

Wait a second.

That maintenance man.

He must be one of Lumiere's cronies.

He jammed the temperature control!

Let's see.

I think if I just pull the red wire, it should diffuse.

[beeping]

Or not!

LUMIERE: Nice try, agents.

Looks like this is the end of WOOHP.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Where did I put my lipstick?

Clover, this is so not the time

to worry about your appearance!

CLOVER: Who's worried about appearances?

I'm looking to heat things up.

[glass breaking]

[laughs]

Clover, it worked.

It's not the first time a cosmetic's saved my life,

and it probably won't be the last.

I'll link to WOOHP's transmission mainframe

and find out where Lumiere's last broadcast came from.

What does it say?

Lumiere's last transmission came

from the 22nd floor of WOOHP.

[music playing]

[shrieks]

ALEX: [mumbling]

Oh, now that's something you don't see every day.

Poor Alex!

If I were her, I'd be screaming my head off.

If she opens her mouth to scream,

she'll fall over the edge.

And if we open this door, it'll release

the rope, causing her to fall!

Then we have to save Alex from outside the building.

Don't move, Alex!

We'll save you!

[grunting]

We're locked in again?

[beeping]

Lumiere's crony must have jammed it.

We have no choice.

OK, on three we open the door and jump on the rope.

1, 2--

Wait, wait!

Do we go on three, or do we go on go?

Three!

Who said anything about go?

Sorry, just wanted to be sure.

[mumbling]

1, 2, 3.

[crash]

We did it!

We saved Alex!

[snap]

[screams]

Alex!

Whoa!

Hi-ya!

Ah!

[helicopter running]

Quick, follow them down.

I want to capture their untimely demise on film.

CLOVER: Don't worry, Alex!

We've got you!

Thanks, guys!

Only who's got us?

I will show you that no one infiltrates my agency

and gets away with it.

[music playing]

[shout]

[warning alarm]

Somebody better do something fast.

Otherwise we're going to make a really strong impression.

And I don't mean the good kind!

[bouncing sound]

Normally, I consider layering a fashion faux pas,

but today I'll make an exception.

Look out!

[helicopter running]

Not so fast!

[panting]

Whoa!

Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick,

Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.

JERRY: Three tough chicks and a veteran agent who still has

a few fancy moves left in him.

Yeah, for once we get to congratulate

you on a job well done, Jerry.

[crash]

No!

My masterpiece!

This movie is officially in the can.

Come on, Lumiere.

Your filmmaking days are over.

What's wrong, Sammy?

Aren't you psyched we arrested Lumiere?

Yeah!

Now we don't have to listen to any more of his lame rhymes.

Yeah, I'm happy about that.

But I missed my lunch date with the secret admirer.

You have a secret admirer?

Sam, you can't keep something like that a secret!

[ring tone]

Huh?

CLOVER: What does it say, Sam?

It says, "It's not too late for an early dinner.

Still waiting in the caf.

AJ."

Come on, then.

Let's get back to school.

[school bell]

Andrew James and Aaron Jennings?

How do I know which one it is.

CLOVER: I guess you'll just have to ask.

SAM: Hey, guys.

Hey, Sam.

So which one of you is it?

Huh?

You know, which one of you is my secret admirer?

Sorry, Sam.

But I totally don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah, me neither.

But wait, I don't get it.

You're both AJs.

It has to be one of you.

Sorry, Sam.

The only girl I admire is Mandy.

And that's not really a secret.

Huh?

Same here.

Speaking of which, do you know if she has

a date for the spring formal?

[flush]

Oh.

[clearing throat]

Oh, hi Arnold.

Don't you mean, "Hi, secret admirer?"

You mean you're AJ?

Arnold Jackson.

That's me!

So I hope you brought your appetite.

Oh, yeah.

I'm, uh, starved.

Huh?

[nervous laugh]

[theme music]