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[theme - moonbaby, "here we go"]
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THEME SONG: Here we go.
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We're getting on the road till
we stop, and then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three now,
baby, here we go, go, go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go on a
mission undercover,
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and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're totally spies, so
we'll get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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[music playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Why are we stopping?
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I need to get to the set!
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What the--
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[screaming]
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[bell ringing]
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I wonder what all
the excitement's about.
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Beats me.
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Hello, clueless people.
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Our yearbooks came out today.
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Hey, that's right.
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Now, let's see.
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Where's the page that
announces to one and all
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that yours truly has
been voted the most
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popular at Beverly High?
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Oh, no!
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This is terrible.
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What is it Mandy?
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Only the biggest disaster
ever to hit Beverly High.
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It says that Sam's
been voted most popular!
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BOTH: Huh?
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Well, there's obviously
been some mistake.
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Everyone knows that I am the
most popular girl in school.
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Why would everyone
vote for me?
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Duh.
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Because you're smart, and
funny, and totally cool, Sammy.
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That's why we want to hang
out with you this weekend.
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BOTH: You do?
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Of course.
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We just love surrounding
ourselves with popularity.
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Ciao.
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That's it.
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I am going to put a stop
to this madness right away.
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I demand a recount!
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OK, this is officially weird.
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I got these for you.
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Ah, thanks, Arnold.
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You shouldn't have.
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But you deserve
them, miss popular.
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Hey, Sam, would you
sign our yearbooks?
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Me too.
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And me.
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Uh, maybe later, guys.
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Right now, I've got stuff to do.
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Important stuff.
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Bye.
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[screaming]
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Sammy, this is the
janitor's closet.
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Yeah, what
important thing could
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we possibly have to do in here.
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Hide.
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Sam, I realize that your
new-found celeb status might be
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a bit overwhelming,
but trust me, you
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can't run from the limelight.
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You've got to embrace it.
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Now, let's get back out
there and meet your fans.
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JERRY (SPEAKER): Not so fast.
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For once, I'm actually
happy to hear from Jerry.
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Girls, I'm afraid I
have some terrible news.
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Julia Hastings and Dirk
Johnson, the world's
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top box office movie stars,
have been mysteriously abducted.
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OK, I take it back.
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So how did it happen?
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In broad daylight, actually,
which is particularly odd.
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That is odd.
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I thought stars
only tanned indoors
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under artificial sunlight.
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Do we have any
suspects, Jerry?
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None at all.
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That's why WOOHP would like you
girls to go undercover and keep
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an eye on Brock Williams.
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Since he's the third
biggest box office star,
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we suspect he may
be the next target.
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BOTH: Wow.
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No way!
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Brock Williams is
totally hunkalicious.
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Yes.
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I'm glad you're
enthusiastic, but remember,
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this is a very high
profile person.
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Discretion is key.
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We don't want the
media finding out.
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Relax, Jer.
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We're totally professionals.
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[squeal]
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Oh, my gosh.
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Those are so cute.
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They're called
rocket fuel mules.
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They're called
fabulous, and I call dibs.
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Yes.
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We also have breathe easy,
go anywhere air masks, hoop
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earring communicators,
banana clip boomerangs,
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and that old standby, the
jet pack backpack filled
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with a few low-key disguises.
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Thanks, Jer.
Whatever.
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We'll take it from here.
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[music playing]
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OK, so why am I
the gardener again?
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Because the maid outfit
matches my new shoes,
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and you're a terrible cook.
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Gee, thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Now, let's do like Jer said,
and keep our eyes on Brock.
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BOTH: Right.
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Oh, man.
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This place is so sweet.
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That's because it's
Brock William's bedroom.
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And look, he has a waterbed.
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Clover, were supposed
to be investigating.
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Remember?
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You know, looking for
things out of the ordinary.
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Do these count?
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Hey, put those back.
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Girls, you might
want to check this out.
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Hello, handsome.
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Actually, I was
talking about him.
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That must be the abductor.
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Come on, spies.
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We gotta stop him.
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No time like the present.
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Hiyah!
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I'll teach you to abduct very
important and very attractive
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celebrities.
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What the--
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Whoa!
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Don't worry, Brock, camo
boy's stalking days are over.
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That's Mr. Williams to you.
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And your so-called stalker is a
highly respected photographer.
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I don't appreciate my hired
help attacking the media.
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I'm not you're hired help.
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I'm a domestic engineer.
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Besides, I was just
trying to protect you.
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From what, ending
up on the cover
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of some fabulous,
high profile magazine?
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Oh, I wouldn't
worry about that.
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My camera is completely ruined.
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You'll be hearing
from my lawyer.
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Look, I'm really sorry.
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Yes, whatever.
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Just get back to
work, all of you.
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You OK, Clover?
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I'm fine, but my
crush is so over.
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I don't blame you.
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Brock just went from
hunkalicious to jerkerrific.
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[screaming]
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Did you just hear that?
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Loud and clear.
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Let's go.
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ALL: Huh?
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We've got to do something.
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Quick.
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The breathe easy, go
anywhere air masks.
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[music playing]
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They're getting away.
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Not for long.
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Hey, where'd they go!
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[screaming]
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Great, now what do we do?
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We borrow that.
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[music playing]
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Huh, hey!
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Don't worry, we'll return it.
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Whoa!
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ALL: [screaming]
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Ah!
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ALL: [screaming]
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[sighing]
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Abandon ski!
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ALL: [screaming]
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Oh, well, at
least we have this.
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What is it?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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I saw the abductor
drop it in the tunnel.
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We better send it to WOOHP.
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That's a good idea.
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So what's the update, spies?
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Unfortunately, we
just lost Brock, Jer.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, we better get you home.
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I'll send the
chopper toot sweet.
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Good.
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I could use some rest.
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Actually, I have another
assignment for you.
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Amber stone, another
big box office star,
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is having a premier
tonight in Hollywood.
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One of you must pretend
to be Amber, and bait
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our elusive villain so the other
two can move in and stop him.
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Well, obviously I should
play the part of Amber,
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you know, being the most
dramatic one of the group.
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Sorry, you're too tall.
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That's why WOOHP has chosen
Alex as the celebrity decoy.
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Alex?
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Me?
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We're pressing an Amber
Stone facial mask as we speak.
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Now, in other celeb
news, it appears
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that Sam, in her absence, has
been inundated with fan mail.
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Seems you're quite the
overnight sensation.
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Terrific.
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[helicopter whirring]
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[music playing]
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Testing.
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Sam, are you there?
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(QUIETLY) I'm here.
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Now, remember, the bad guy used
a camera lens to abduct Brock.
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He could be any of
the paparazzi here.
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Keep your eyes peeled.
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Oh!
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Believe me.
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I'm keeping my eyes peeled.
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(WHISPERING) Here
comes our starlet now.
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[cheering]
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I just want to thank everyone
for supporting my new movie.
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This has been my most
challenging, rewarding role
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yet.
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Ugh, overact much?
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That should be me down there.
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I heard that, Clover.
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[chattering]
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So far, no one's
taking the bait.
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The kidnapper probably
isn't buying Alex's
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lame impersonation of Amber.
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[electronic noise]
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Guys, I don't want to
be a movie star anymore.
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Clover, you can play
Amber if you want.
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Where's the beam coming from?
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I can't tell.
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Keep an eye on Alex
while I figure it out.
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[electronic noise]
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[screaming]
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Clover, it's coming from
the lens of the projector.
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SAM: Alex is hit.
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The ushers are taking her.
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Why do all the cute
ones have to be bad guys?
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Quick, grab him!
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[screaming]
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[chuckling]
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Oh, what happened?
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I feel like I just
slept in a cement mixer.
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Not quite.
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It appears Marco Lumiere
used his experimental camera
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lens on you.
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Marco Who-miere?
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Marco Lumiere.
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A frustrated experimental
filmmaker who invented
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a camera lens which has
the ability to freeze
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its subjects in place.
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He lives on a secluded island
off the coast of South Africa.
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It's a good bet that's
where he's taking Alex.
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I've arrange for
your quick transport.
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Good luck, girls.
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Just when you thought
WOOHP technology
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couldn't get any worse.
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Guess it's a good
thing Alex was abducted,
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or there'd be even
less room in here.
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[music playing]
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[engine whirring]
270
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[screaming]
271
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[screaming]
272
00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:53,033
Oh, finally, some leg room.
273
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:55,100
Now, let's find Lumiere.
274
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CLOVER: I think we already have.
275
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[chuckling]
276
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[ominous music]
277
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[gasping]
278
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SAM: That's him.
279
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CLOVER: And there's
Alex and our stars.
280
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You're all probably
very curious as to why
281
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,533
you've been assembled here.
282
00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:14,000
Not really, pal.
283
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,300
We just want to get
the heck out of here.
284
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,367
My agent's probably
worried sick about me.
285
00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:20,433
Ah, too bad.
286
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,133
Well, I'm going to
tell you anyway.
287
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:26,400
In the past, Hollywood has been
very dismissive of my work.
288
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:31,167
Now, I plan on making a film
they won't be able to ignore.
289
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,967
A film starring all of you.
290
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,867
I wouldn't star
in your stupid movie
291
00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:38,767
if you offered me top billing
and all the money in the world.
292
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,133
[chuckling]
293
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:44,667
Trust me, this is an
offer you can't refuse.
294
00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:46,667
And if we do refuse?
295
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,067
You have no choice.
296
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:51,233
This island is a giant
movie set rigged with traps
297
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:54,000
and explosives, and,
of course, cameras
298
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,267
to catch all the carnage.
299
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,033
[beep]
300
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,267
[explosion]
301
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:01,100
Who knows, if
somehow you manage
302
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:05,800
to survive my
blockbuster masterpiece,
303
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,333
I might even shoot a sequel.
304
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:11,267
First, Alex gets to play
the role clearly meant for me,
305
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,033
now she gets to be in a movie.
306
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:15,500
When do I get my big break?
307
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,867
Earth to Clover.
308
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:20,200
Alex has been abducted and is
being forced to play a role.
309
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,133
What's your point?
310
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,800
We've got to stop
this nut before he
311
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,233
starts shooting the movie.
312
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,900
You distract the thugs
while I round up the actors.
313
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:29,867
One, two--
314
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,400
MARCO LUMIERE: Action!
315
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,667
[explosions]
316
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,800
Get me out of here!
317
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,433
Guess I'm back to
just playing myself.
318
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,600
BOTH: [screaming]
319
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,533
SAM: Incoming.
320
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:54,667
Looks like I have
an imposter on my set.
321
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,667
Wait a second,
you're not Amber.
322
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:03,700
My name is Alex.
323
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,933
I'm here to save you.
324
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:07,700
Well, you can
start any time now.
325
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,667
[screaming]
326
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:09,567
Follow me.
327
00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:16,133
Let's stay in here
until things die down.
328
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:18,700
Could you please
not say the word die.
329
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,233
[rumbling]
330
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:26,567
[screaming]
331
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,333
Nice work.
332
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:29,600
Keep it up.
333
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:33,167
[music playing]
334
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:36,933
This looks safe.
335
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,533
Let's hide in a saloon.
336
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,467
[horse neighing]
337
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:45,400
Look out!
338
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:49,700
[screaming]
339
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,700
Let's get out of here.
340
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,667
[horse neighing]
341
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,067
Who are these girls?
342
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,633
They're not movie stars.
343
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,267
[screaming]
344
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,933
Y'all come back and
visit real soon, now.
345
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,133
Could you please keep
a lid on the one liners.
346
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:11,367
[chuckling] Sorry.
347
00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:13,167
[gun shots]
348
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:16,667
Got to lose these losers.
349
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,233
SAM: There's our ticket out.
350
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:26,900
[screaming]
351
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,300
This is exactly why
I use a stunt double.
352
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,600
[screaming]
353
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,067
[neighing]
354
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,533
Those girls are good.
355
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:47,667
Looks like I found some fresh
young talent to exploit.
356
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,567
[grunting]
357
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:03,500
[screaming]
358
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,900
[gasping]
359
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:11,867
Oh, no.
360
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,467
Do something.
361
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,200
CLOVER: This is really
eerie, but at least
362
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,900
we lost Lumiere's cronies.
363
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,300
[growling]
364
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:30,700
Wait a second.
365
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,367
It's just a mechanized prop.
366
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,467
There's nothing to be afraid of.
367
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:43,767
Whew, props are getting
so convincing these days.
368
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:44,767
Uh, oh.
369
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:47,733
here come some of his friends.
370
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:48,733
Run.
371
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:49,667
CLOVER: Look out!
372
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,500
Never underestimate the
power of a good accessory.
373
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,533
[chopping]
374
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:11,433
Grab hold.
375
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:12,433
I have a plan.
376
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:18,767
[screaming]
377
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,400
Looks like we're in the clear.
378
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,933
And I thought those
soldiers were bad.
379
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,700
Yeah, these guys
look twice as mean.
380
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,000
Except for the part where
they're wearing revealing mini
381
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,433
skirts.
382
00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:34,267
Normally when I'm surrounded
by a mob of crazed men,
383
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,000
they're trying to
get my autograph.
384
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:40,700
Something tells me
these guys aren't fans.
385
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,267
What's going on?
386
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,067
[grunting]
387
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:55,233
Not so fast, Lumiere.
388
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,067
No!
389
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,233
That is a wrap.
390
00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:07,933
Excellent work, girls.
391
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,300
Yeah, thanks to you
we can get back to being
392
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,200
stars, instead of seeing stars.
393
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,467
If you ever want to
consider a career in movies,
394
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:16,500
give us a call.
395
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,733
Oh, now that you
mention it, as a child,
396
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,600
I always did fancy the thought
of myself on the big screen.
397
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,567
Perhaps I'll take
you up on that offer.
398
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,667
Ah, too bad they don't make
silent movies anymore, Jer.
399
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:30,233
ALL: [laughing]
400
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:37,633
[grunting]
401
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:47,867
[music playing]
402
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:52,533
I don't know about you, but I
am so glad to finally be home.
403
00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:53,400
Totally.
404
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,533
I've had it with celebrities.
405
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,767
ALL: [chatting]
406
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,300
I think you've
got just enough time
407
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,933
to make it to the janitor's
closet, you know, if you run.
408
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,600
[clears throat]
Attention everyone.
409
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:07,200
I have a very important
announcement to make.
410
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,367
After recounting the
official ballots,
411
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:13,100
I have found that there was
an error in the tabulation.
412
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:19,867
As I suspected, I am the
most popular girl in school.
413
00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:21,833
Wait, slow down.
414
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:22,833
I was just kidding.
415
00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:24,400
Do not touch the Mandy.
416
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,700
[screaming]
417
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,967
Think we should tell her
about the janitor's closet?
418
00:20:28,067 --> 00:20:31,533
No way.
419
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,067
Hey, where's Alex?
420
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:34,167
I don't know.
421
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,333
Maybe she's out
sick or something.
422
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:36,633
Weird.
423
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:38,433
I mean, you think she'd at
least have called one of us.
424
00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:41,367
[beeping]
425
00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:43,300
Help!
426
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,700
[screaming]
427
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,433
BOTH: Alex?
428
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,033
Don't bother.
429
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:50,000
No one can help you now.
430
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:56,267
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