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VOICE (ON PA): Welcome
to the Windsor Mall--
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London's newest and
largest shopping center.
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[gasps] This store is
everything everyone said
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it was going to be, and more!
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I could stay in here forever!
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What's happening?
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[crowd screaming]
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CLOVER: This new mall
is, like, the biggest
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thing that's happened to
me since acrylic nails.
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I can't wait until
it's finished.
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Me neither.
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Just looking at it
gives me goosebumps.
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Hey!
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Can't you guys build any faster?
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SAM: Take it easy, Alex.
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Malls aren't built in a day.
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CLOVER: Well, until
the new one's done,
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it looks like we're stuck with
our old, tried-and-true luxury
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mall.
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OK.
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One guess-- who am I?
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(TOGETHER) Mandy.
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Yes?
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Who wants me now?
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I'm so popular, I can't
even seek refuge at the mall
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anymore.
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Ah!
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Trying to be me?
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[scoffs] As if!
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It would take you months with
a professional makeup artist
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to achieve my look
of perfection.
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I was totally just
playing around, Mandy.
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Yeah.
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Lighten up a little,
beauty queen.
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Let's blow this makeup stand.
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No one gets away with
calling me "beauty queen"
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and not really meaning it.
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This should bring down
that pathetic wanna-be.
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[alarm sounds]
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Hey, you-- stop!
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Thief!
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Get back here!
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[beeps]
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[all scream]
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Huh?
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[all gasp]
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Third floor--
gadgets, video, and info
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on your next assignment.
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This better be urgent, Jerr.
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You interrupted a very
important shopping spree.
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Actually, this mission
hits very close to home.
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It seems something or
someone is kidnapping
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shoppers at exclusive
stores called All The Rage--
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destroying the stores
in the process.
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Destroying stores,
and abducting
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people while they shop?
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How evil and horrible!
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I know.
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I know.
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I'm here for you.
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Who could be behind this?
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That's where you come in.
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You'll be going undercover.
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As three gorgeous shoppers?
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Actually, as three
TV fashion reporters.
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Ahem!
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Of course, as three
gorgeous TV fashion reporters.
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You'll be going to
Cairo, where we're
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fairly certain this group's
next action will be.
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It's your job to find
out where they are, and--
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Yeah, yeah.
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We know.
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Come on girls, we
have to save a store!
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- Hang on.
- Huh?
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Don't forget your gadgets.
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Oh, yeah!
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My favorite part
of our missions!
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Ultra energy laser lip-balm.
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Jet pack backpacks.
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Hair clip monster grips.
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Fume emitting cameras.
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Voice alterer.
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Compact parasols which
double as laser swords.
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And of course, some CASH.
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Hello-- it's the 21st century!
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We all have credit cards.
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The C-A-S-H, Alex,
is a Changeable
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Application Spy Halter top.
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It can be a parachute, a
net, a floatation device.
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Cool!
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Uh, yes.
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I may be coolest to you girls.
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Well, cheerio!
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Good luck in Cairo.
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[all screaming]
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We're here, live, in
ancient-but-fashionable Egypt.
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Hey!
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Point the camera
at me, Spielberg!
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Oopsie!
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[crowd cheering]
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See anything strange?
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Not yet.
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I'm gonna go look around.
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[chatter]
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[electricity buzzes]
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[crowd screams]
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Sam?
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Sam!
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Look!
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There's some sort of
laser perimeter on those--
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Gates.
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We have to save Sam.
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There's a skylight-- let's go!
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Hey!
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Use the parasol!
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Good idea.
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Cables.
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Do you think--
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It's like a huge elevator.
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Let's go!
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[fizzles]
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Oh, great.
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I hope Jerr got the extended
warranty on this thing.
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[both screaming]
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[screeching]
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What's that sound?
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Ew!
Yuck!
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Ew!
- Rats!
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Ew!
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Creepy, beady little eyes!
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Ew!
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CLOVER: I am sick of
watching this tape.
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We've got to figure out
how to get Sam back.
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Whoa!
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Who's that freak?
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CLOVER: Major freak.
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Why is he so zoned, while
everyone with half a brain
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is in a major panic?
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Let's see what Jerry
thinks of this weirdo.
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Hello, ladies.
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Sorry about Sam.
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I just sent you some
pictures from the store.
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There's a calm, freaky guy
in the middle of the crowd.
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Yes.
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I see him.
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Suspiciously calm, eh?
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Oh, by the way--
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Clover, the Beverly
Hills Mall security
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office need to see you, ASAP.
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Some trouble involving
shoplifted perfume?
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[gasps] I didn't do it!
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I'm just the messenger.
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Ah, yes.
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Here's the scoop.
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The calm man on the
tape is Simon Tucker.
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He's a former owner of a popular
mom-and-pop store in Ireland
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that was bought out by
Harrow's-- the high-end
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store that recently
opened a Mall near Dublin.
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Simon Tucker fought to save
his store, but couldn't.
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But why would he
be kidnapping people?
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Sounds like we're going
to Ireland to find out.
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You are spot-on
correct, my dear.
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Ta-ta!
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[sighs] Hi.
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I'm calling about--
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Hey!
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You're the shoplifter!
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I am so not the shoplifter!
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I'm totally innocent.
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That's her-- that Clover girl.
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What is she doing there?
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She's a liar!
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You better turn yourself
in, miss fugitive!
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Why is that little
witch, Mandy, there?
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[scoffs] Who knows?
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I'd like to squash her
overly-perfumed head!
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Hmm?
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(LOUDLY) I wonder
whatever happened
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to that nasty little mom-and-pop
store that used to be here?
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Yes.
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Simon Tucker did formerly
have a shop on this site.
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We bought him out
and built over him.
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That's business.
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He mustn't have been
too happy about that.
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He was paid handsomely.
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Now, please leave the store.
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We only cater to a select,
upscale clientele--
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and, uh, you're not it.
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[growls]
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You really must leave,
or I'll call security.
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OK.
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I'm having enough trouble
with mall security.
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Girlfriend, let's go.
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ALEX: We've been kicked out
of better stores than this.
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If this store is built over
Simon Tucker's old shop, then--
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Maybe we should
drop by later to do
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a little after-hours spying.
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[shutter clicks]
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CLOVER: Exactly.
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There isn't squat about Simon
Tucker in any of these files.
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Tell me about it.
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This was just a big waste
of time in a gross room.
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[clatters]
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Whoa!
OK.
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This room is grosser.
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Hello!
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These are all Simon
Tucker's old files!
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This must be part
of his old store.
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Listen to this.
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"If they try to steal
my store from me,
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they're going to pay dearly.
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These capitalist pigs
will feel the wrath
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of Anti-Consumer Team."
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[screeching]
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[screams]
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More rats!
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I know how to get rid of 'em.
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[coughing]
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What the--?
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Rats!
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What do we do now?
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Just run!
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Looks like this is the
end of the passageway!
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Then let's make
a new passageway!
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[splashes]
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[both scream]
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Huh?
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[growling]
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I mean, how weird is that?
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A bunch of anti-mall freaks,
chasing us with wooden clubs!
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Freaky, indeed.
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It appears the club
is made from a very
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rare Sydney Red
Gumtree, which only
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grows in Sydney, Australia.
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So the wackos get their
wood from Australia.
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OK.
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Is Simon Tucker from
Australia, or something?
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A fair assumption,
but we're not definite.
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What we do know is
that his former store
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was an Australian import shop.
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No wonder his
store went under.
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JERRY: Speaking of "under,"
you two will be leaving
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for "down under" in one hour.
Good day, ladies.
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[jet engine roars]
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OK.
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Time to find Simon Tucker.
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It should be cake.
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Luckily, Australia's
a tiny little place.
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Oh, wait-- do
you hear something?
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[didgeridoos droning]
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[droning continues]
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Peace, love, and
groovy times, baby.
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What is this place?
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ALEX: And what's
with those patches?
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CLOVER: Are those
people doing Tai Chi?
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Attack!
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Destroy the mall!
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ALL: (CHANTING) Down with malls!
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Stop all shoppers!
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Demolish the walls!
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Whoa-- these people
are serious wackos.
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Look over there!
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ALL: Down with consumers!
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A whole training camp to
learn how to destroy stores!
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These people are like
my worst nightmare!
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What the--?
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[machinery grinding]
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[crowd gasping]
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ALEX: So this is where
all the stores end up?
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They shoot through the
tunnel, like the one in Cairo!
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That means Sam must be
around here, somewhere.
272
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,533
SCIENTIST: I think I've I've
perfected a more potent patch.
273
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,000
Come to the lab.
274
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,300
Putting the patches
on the temple
275
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,967
stimulates more of the
nerve endings, faster.
276
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:24,833
Now the mind-think serum travels
directly to the brain's core.
277
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:27,000
Our revolutionary
anti-shopping army
278
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,667
will be even more powerful.
279
00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,200
I think Simon will be happy.
280
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,433
You call yourselves
anti-shopping revolutionaries?
281
00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:35,600
I think not!
282
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,000
(TOGETHER): Sam?
283
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,900
As we carry out the
revolution, remember our goal--
284
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,200
to destroy all shopping!
285
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:42,933
Right?
286
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,400
ALL: Right!
287
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,633
I can't hear you!
288
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,700
ALL: Right!
289
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,300
Shopping is evil, sir!
290
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,367
Man, Sam is
totally brainwashed!
291
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,200
It must be that
patch on her head.
292
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,100
Whatever it is, we have to
get her out of here-- like, now.
293
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,500
OK. we swoop down, and net Sam.
294
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,000
Ready?
295
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,067
Huh?
296
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,467
ALL: Hey!
297
00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:15,467
What is that?
298
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,300
Let me down!
299
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,067
You won't get away with this!
300
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:23,467
Retreat!
301
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:24,733
Ow!
- Ow!
302
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:25,667
Hey!
303
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,767
[crowd cheering]
304
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,100
[boots stomping]
305
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,233
VOICE (ON PA):
Attention, anti-shoppers.
306
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,867
We have caught the infiltrators.
307
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,100
They're in prison one.
308
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,633
I couldn't have designed
a better prison, myself.
309
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:42,633
Yeah.
310
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,467
I hope there's a sale going on.
311
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,533
[gasps] Simon Tucker!
312
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:47,667
That's me.
313
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,633
Welcome to your final
minutes as misguided,
314
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:52,100
materialistic consumers.
315
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,833
After my technicians apply
these to your fragile temples,
316
00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:58,567
I'll be proud to
have you in my army.
317
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,567
We are not joining
any army of yours!
318
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,733
You're from Beverly
Hills, aren't you?
319
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,200
Yes, and proud of it.
320
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,567
And you love shopping.
321
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,767
Then you'll love this!
322
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:13,500
Sweet!
323
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,033
These are fabulous--
and expensive!
324
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,000
Oh-- they totally
match that short,
325
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,667
blue skirt you just bought!
326
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,633
Beverly Hills is a scourge.
327
00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:24,667
The ultimate paradise
for evil shoppers.
328
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:28,267
It's the most heinous example
of consumerism on Earth.
329
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,333
ALL: (CHANTING)
Down with consumers.
330
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:31,867
Down with malls.
331
00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:33,700
Stop all shoppers.
332
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,733
Demolish the walls.
333
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,200
All
334
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,167
I don't know what Beverly
Hills you're talking about.
335
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:41,300
And you are not going to
get away with your evil plan!
336
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,167
By the way, what
is your evil plan?
337
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:46,233
Well, since you'll soon
be helping to carry it out,
338
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,600
I guess I can tell you.
339
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,100
I plan on ridding the
world of all materialism
340
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:55,133
and consumerism-- the very
things that ruined my life.
341
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:59,033
I, and ACT-- my
Anti-Consumerism Teams--
342
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,367
will destroy malls
around the world,
343
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,833
starting with the new mall
in your Beverly Hills.
344
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:05,733
What?
345
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:07,600
No way, you creep!
346
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,467
You can't!
347
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:10,733
That's our new mall!
348
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,533
Nothing is going to stand
between us and that mall!
349
00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:14,167
You're going down, mister!
350
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,067
The jets are
ready to leave, sir.
351
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:25,900
The Armies of ACT are mobilized.
352
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,800
Sam, Sam, how can you do this?
353
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:31,467
It's Beverly Hills--
our Beverly Hills!
354
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:32,900
Down with consumers!
355
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,200
Down with malls!
356
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,667
ALL: (CHANTING)
Stop all shoppers!
357
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,367
Demolish the walls!
358
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:41,867
Too bad you won't be in the
army to destroy your own mall.
359
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:44,333
But there are many others.
360
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,600
Well, time to go to
the grand opening--
361
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,700
I mean, grand closing.
362
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,800
Hey!
363
00:15:58,900 --> 00:15:59,800
These scarves are from Paris!
364
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,767
Hah!
365
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:09,367
Come on!
366
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:11,867
That was not the kind of
shopping spree I had in mind.
367
00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:15,433
We have to get to the new
Beverly Hills Mall right away.
368
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,800
The future of shopping
depends on us!
369
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:23,767
[birds singing]
370
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:27,300
[crowd chattering]
371
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,700
[cheering]
372
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,233
[wagnerian horns]
373
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,633
ALL: (CHANTING)
Down with consumers!
374
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:44,033
Down with malls!
375
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,600
[screaming]
376
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:50,000
ALL: Demolish the walls!
377
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,967
Destroy all shoppers!
378
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,567
Demolish the walls!
379
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,433
Down the consumers!
380
00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:59,300
Quick-- use the
voice-altering bullhorn thingy.
381
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,100
SIMON (ON PA): This
is Simon Tucker.
382
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:06,200
My faithful ACT army-- come
destroy the third floor!
383
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,433
Troops!
384
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:09,567
ALL: (CHANTING)
Down with consumers!
385
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:10,967
Down with malls!
386
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:14,900
Stop all shoppers!
387
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,467
[grunting]
388
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,433
Sam, snap out of it!
389
00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:19,400
Remember us?
390
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,433
We're your friends,
Clover and Alex!
391
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,567
Shopping is evil!
392
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:28,267
We have to get those
stupid patches off her head.
393
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,633
Huh?
394
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:31,633
Oh, my!
395
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,733
Put on your halter.
396
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,233
We can grab Sam
and parachute down.
397
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,900
[screaming]
398
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:51,867
CLOVER: Over there!
399
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,933
Land in the fountain!
400
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:54,833
Ew!
401
00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:58,200
That water looks nasty!
402
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:03,633
Wouldn't you like to take a
nice, refreshing bath, Sammie?
403
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:04,633
Stay away!
404
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:05,567
[electric shocks]
405
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,433
Ow!
406
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:08,433
Sorry!
407
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,367
Man!
408
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,900
That was weird.
409
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,067
Was I, like, brainwashed,
or something?
410
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,533
You totally were.
411
00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:15,500
But no time to chat.
412
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,267
Wait-- I remember.
413
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,800
We have to save this mall!
414
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:19,767
Simon plans to blow it up!
415
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:20,933
Duh!
416
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,500
What do you think
we've been doing?
417
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,233
There he is!
418
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:30,000
We have to get the patches off
the ACT army and stop Simon.
419
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,867
Well, water
should do the trick.
420
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:32,900
That's how yours came off.
421
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,100
Good point!
422
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,200
I have a plan.
423
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,133
Come on!
424
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:42,267
Troops, it's almost time
to commence the grand plan!
425
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:45,333
Come in closer, and listen well!
426
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:46,267
OK!
427
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,633
[crowd muttering]
428
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,633
SAM: Peel your patches off!
429
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,200
That's an order!
430
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:01,600
Simon is an evil man.
431
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,800
He has no right to hurt innocent
people and destroy malls.
432
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,367
Now let's stop him!
433
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,367
ALL: Yeah!
434
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,133
You won't win!
435
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,700
You'll never win!
436
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,567
Fight my new army!
437
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:15,767
Are you close to him?
438
00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:16,700
Yeah.
439
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,433
[crowd screaming]
440
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,400
Hm?
441
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,300
Huh?
442
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:26,700
This can't be happening!
443
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,767
My plan was foolproof!
444
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,833
Congrats, girls.
445
00:19:36,933 --> 00:19:38,800
You've made the world safe
again for obsessive shoppers.
446
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,133
I swear, I didn't steal it.
447
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:48,000
It was found in your bag.
448
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,267
That's the point.
449
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:51,633
And you have to deal
with the consequences--
450
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,800
and they're not pretty.
451
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,267
[gasps] You have
to believe me.
452
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,367
Please!
453
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,367
I am not the kind of
person who would steal!
454
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,233
Case closed.
455
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,667
It was in your bag.
456
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,667
You are not going to lie
your way out of this one.
457
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:04,767
[beeps]
458
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,300
MANDY (ON VIDEO):
No one gets away
459
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,567
with calling me "beauty queen"
and not really meaning it.
460
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,800
This should bring down
that pathetic wanna-be.
461
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:15,133
You!
462
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:17,133
I knew you were in on this!
463
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:19,233
Nice try, lady.
464
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:23,500
I hereby assign you to two weeks
on the store's cleaning crew.
465
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,700
[gasps] Cleaning crew?
466
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,133
I've never cleaned
anything in my entire life!
467
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:31,500
Can't I just hire someone
to do the cleaning for me?
468
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,033
While you're
cleaning the mall,
469
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:34,600
why don't you take
this opportunity
470
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,667
to clean up your act!
471
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:43,200
So how did that TV
turn on by itself?
472
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,933
SAM: And then show the
exact tape you needed?
473
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:47,133
No need to thank me, girls.
474
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,900
It was my pleasure.
475
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,733
Jerr, you rule!
476
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,567
[laughing]
477
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,600
[theme music]
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