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[theme music]

THEME SONG: Here we go again on the road till we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're Totally Spies so we'll get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[music playing]

[static]

Yeah, everything looks good on the East wing.

Over and out.

[chittering] Hey!

Who's there?

Huh?

Huh?

Code red!

Code red!

[beeping]

Ah!

[beep] [boom]

[boom]

[powering down noise]

[music playing]

[bell ringing]

Is it me or is today like the most perfect day ever?

The sun's shining.

Cute boys are abundant.

[sigh] I give it a 10.

Ew!

[sigh] No way!

Oh, I so can't believe it. - Can't believe what?

That's Robby Guthrie.

Who?

Robby Guthrie as in my grade school nemesis.

Girls, our perfect day has just been ruined by a dark cloud.

I think he's kind of cute.

Cute?

Alex, the guy is a total loser.

Ah!

He tormented me for years.

He was always doing real things to me like pulling my pigtails

and putting kick me signs on my back

and shoving worms in my lunch box.

Well, get it over it already.

Grade school was like a really long time ago.

Yeah, Clover.

People change.

Oh, please.

I'm sure he's the same old jerk I knew in third grade.

As a matter of fact, I'm going over there right now

to give him a piece of my mind.

This should be good.

Robby Guthrie.

Clover?

Clover?

Is it really you?

The one and only.

And PS, you can stop drooling anytime.

Sorry.

It's just-- you look a lot cuter than you did in grade school.

Whatever.

I'm serious.

As a matter of fact, why don't you let

me take you out this weekend?

We can catch a movie and get reacquainted.

I don't know.

Come on.

It's the least I could do for being such a jerk to you

when we were kids.

I don't know.

OK, let's do it.

Great.

I'll call you.

[laughter]

So, what happened?

I'm going on a date with Robby.

OK, that was unexpected.

Way to let go of the past, Clover.

Ugh, yeah, are you kidding?

I'm only going out with that creep so I can get back at him.

I'm going to give Robby a taste of his own medicine.

Now, how shall I do it?

Ah!

This better be important because I've

got some serious revenge plotting to do.

Whoa!

Oh, it's important all right.

Someone's destroying energy plants around the globe.

Wow, creepy.

Indeed.

Not only have we lost the Hoover Dam.

We've lost several electrical and nuclear power

plants as well.

Actually, the creepy thing I was talking about

was the fact that you were eavesdropping

on our conversation.

People will soon be without heat and electricity.

It's sure to be chaos in the streets.

And I wasn't eavesdropping.

I just happened to overhear.

So who do you think is behind this, Jerr?

We don't have any leads yet, but we better come up

with something quick beacuse the effects of this crisis

are quite disturbing.

The next suspected target is the South American pipeline.

That's where your mission will begin spies.

Then, what are we waiting for?

Load us up.

Of course.

Today you'll be utilizing the WOOHP turbo submarine,

the expendable cable bungee belt--

now in a more stylish faux snakeskin-- heat sensor 6000

infrared motion detector sunglasses, and a tube of high

gloss moisturizing lipstalk.

You mean lipstick.

No, I mean lipstalk, a lipstick with

a built-in tracking device.

Excellent.

Now, prepare for departure.

Ah!

According to the radar, the pipeline should be close by.

[boom]

Ah!

I'm thinking we just found it.

Either that or we've just collided with the world's

largest sea snake.

Looks pretty boring to me.

Still, we better get a closer look.

Keep your eyes open for anything out of the ordinary.

Ew!

Does that qualify?

Gross!

What is that thing?

Looks like some kind of spider.

Then I say we catch it.

[boom]

Ah!

It's not a spider, it's a bomb.

Somebody is trying to blow up the pipeline.

Looks like they're about to succeed.

Not if I can help it.

Wait, if you hit the pipeline, you'll

pollute the entire Pacific Ocean with the oil.

Right.

Hadn't thought of that.

Well, if we can't squash him, then we better

relocate the little creep.

Oops!

Didn't know my own strength.

Looks like she's gonna blow, girl.

Brace yourselves!

[clang]

[boom]

OK, that was unexpected.

Wow, that was totally amazing.

Yeah, we can't thank you enough.

By the way, who are you guys?

[music playing]

I'm Pam.

This is Alice and Crimson.

We're spies from WOOHP, the World Organization

of Human Protection.

I can't believe it's really you.

This is just too good to be true.

So let me get this straight.

You used to have our jobs.

Until we were captured by the villain on our last mission.

Edison.

He held us prisoner on a remote crater

island for seven years.

Judging by those outfits, I'd have

guessed it was even longer.

We looked everywhere for you girls.

And when we didn't hear from you after a few years,

we assumed you were--

well, you know.

Well, we're back now, Jerry.

And everything's going to be just like old times.

I was hoping you'd say that.

Whatever happened to Edison?

We were able to escape, but we weren't able to capture him.

Unfortunately, he could be anywhere.

And how did you end up at the pipeline, exactly?

[alarm]

Spies, we've got another emergency.

This time, it's a hydroelectric plant.

We're all over it, Jerr.

Actually, this would be a terrific opportunity

to reassimilate Pam and her crew.

Why don't you all go on the mission together.

OK.

Sure, whatever.

We'll check out the hydroinfuser sector.

You girls take the lower level.

They sure seem to know their way around here.

[alarm]

[ringing]

Hello?

Hey, Clover.

So I was thinking maybe we could catch that new monster

movie on Saturday night.

What's all that noise?

Oh, I'm at a salon under the hairdryer.

A monster movie sounds great.

Um, I'll meet you at the mall around eight-ish.

Later! - I'm picking up something.

So am I, my Saturday night.

Sorry.

I hate spiders.

Why can't it be a a ladybug or a butterfly bomb instead?

Wow, isn't this place so cool?

[gasp]

No!

We lost the bomb.

Oops, sorry.

[beeping]

There it is!

[boom]

No!

- Oh! - Help!

Whoa!

I'm afraid the outlook isn't good.

We haven't been able to detect any trace of the girls.

If there's anything we've learned over the years,

it's that this job has a way of weeding out the weak.

I guess that just leaves our unit now.

I know you girls did all you could to save them.

Now that they're gone, you're my number one team again.

[grunting]

[panting]

I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I just

went through the spin cycle.

I can't believe we're still alive.

No thanks to the old spies.

But it was just an accident.

Or made to look like an accident.

Let's get back to WOOHP. [clears throat]

It was my pleasure to have known Sam, Clover and Alex.

No, that's not right.

I was fortunate enough to have known Sam, Clover, and Alex--

Don't people generally write eulogies after someone

bites the big one?

Girls, you're alive!

And ready to get back on this case.

Actually, I have wonderful news.

You're officially retired.

My original spies have taken your place.

[gasp]

I don't want to be retired!

I never even got a chance to have a mid-life crisis.

- Oh. - It's a done deal.

Now you'll get a chance to enjoy your lives like regular teens.

And the world is in the capable hands

of Pam, Alice, and Crimson.

There's something real fishy about those girls.

Whatever are you talking about?

Think about it.

Why did they just reappear at the pipeline?

And why did they know their way around the hydroelectric plant?

I think I understand what's happening here.

You do?

Yes, obviously, you girls are jealous of my original spies.

Who can blame you? They're wonderful.

But I trust those girls unconditionally.

Might I suggest an acclimating back to civilian life seminar.

Us? Jealous?

As if!

Those girls are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were

planting bombs as we speak.

Actually, they're in Eastern Europe

aiding civilians in the rebuilding

of their destroyed power plants.

I gave them their gadgets and they left a couple of hours

ago.

Those girls never pass up a humanitarian mission.

On second thought, I think we would like

to take that seminar, Jerr.

Mind if we hop a WOOHP jet?

My car is in the shop.

Not a problem.

Sammy, tel me again why we're going to some lame seminar

while those spy wannabes are stealing our jobs?

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

Get real.

We're not going to any seminar.

I have a hunch those spies arne't on a humanitarian

mission.

I just hope Jerry's gadgets included lipstalk.

Bingo!

Good thinking!

Looks like our girls are on Crater island

in the Arabian Sea.

Isn't that where they said they were

held captive all these years?

Yeah, which is odd considering the island

has been barren since a volcano erupted there 10 years ago.

Let's check it out.

Rebuilding power plants my foot!

Look at this place.

It's barren.

Totally.

This island is just a big, useless piece of rock.

Wah!

[panting]

OK, so maybe this island isn't so bad after all.

Yeah, the kind of place I wouldn't mind

being held prisoner for, say--

--seven years or so?

Someone's coming.

Oh, you got to love this 24/7 sunshine.

Oh, yeah.

Nothing like a little R&R after wiping out a few power plants.

Enjoy yourselves, girls.

Thanks to your hard work, we'll soon be the sole proprietors

of the world's energy supply.

And not even those loser junior spies could stop us.

If you ask me, WOOHP's talent pool is really slipping.

Why those--

Easy, Clover.

[gasp]

Oh, we've got company.

Let's get out of here.

Who says you can't teach an old spy new tricks?

I can't believe you traitors have the nerve

to call yourselves WOOHP spies.

Really, where's your pride?

It's not quite so simple, ladies.

You see, when I first met the spies many years ago,

they were wasting their time fighting for the cause of good.

I then liberated them with my behavior

modifying electronic spinal splints.

Now, they are helping me pursue much worthier causes.

Ew.

And I thought belly button piercings looked painful.

Why do I suspect your goals aren't all that worthy?

You be the judge.

Half the world's power plants are now inoperable.

Soon, they'll all be reduced to rubble.

[beep] [boom]

[gasp]

Destruction for the sake of destruction?

It doesn't make any sense.

To the contrary, it makes dollars and cents

when I extort the nations of the world

for the use of solar power.

Ouch.

I thought Jerry's puns were bad.

Duh!

The sun is free, Einstein.

Correction, the sun was free.

And it's Edison.

With my orbital override machine,

I can control the Earth's rotation

and sell sunlight by the hour to the highest bidder.

Oh, time to go to my ocean platform and start the auction.

So long girls and no hard feelings.

Yeah, don't hate us because we're the better spies.

Don't worry we've got plenty of other reasons to hate you.

Well, this should be easy to get out of.

Usually, the bad guys leave us in a hopeless predicament.

Ah!

[screaming]

If I could just reach my compowder.

Hello, ladies, so very lovely to hear from you.

Jerry, you've got to help us.

Wait a second.

You're not the real spies.

This line is only to be used by legitimate WOOHP agents.

[beep]

Rude much?

Ah!

Thanks, Clover.

How'd you do that?

Icy fresh liquid nitrogen breath spray.

Good thing I always carry a backup gadget.

Ha!

[creaking]

Come on, Let's go save the world.

I think that's quite enough sunlight for Russia.

But they paid for two hours, and it's only been an hour.

Prices have just gone up.

Besides, I wouldn't mind a little sun for myself.

Hey!

What is that?

I'm not sure.

Ah!

I hope you don't mind if we drop in.

But it seems this is the only place on the planet

to get a good tan.

It's you brats again.

What's the matter?

Looking for someone to change your diapers?

[fighting noises]

Eliminate those girls once and for all!

[fighting noises]

[breaking glass]

This orbit machine is really starting

to throw off my schedule.

Check out this nifty gadget Jerry--

Nifty?

Man, you really were on that island a long time,

weren't you?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

You kids have it so easy with all those great gadgets.

In my day, we had to make do with our brains and our brawn.

When was that, the Stone Age?

[grunt]

You girls about ready to give up?

Not before we re-introduce you to an old friend.

[beep]

Oh!

Quick, get that creature off of my machine

before it explodes!

Whoa!

[boom]

Ah!

Let us out of here!

No problem.

We'll let you out in just a sec.

What happened?

Why are we on an oil rig in the middle of the ocean?

I feel like it's so narly.

Trust us, you're doing a lot better now than you have

been for the past seven years.

Oh, hey, Edison is getting away!

[laughter]

Not so fast!

Ah!

Isn't there any way I can convince

you girls to stay with WOOHP?

Sorry, Jerry.

We've had enough WOOHP adventures for one lifetime.

Besides, we decided we wanted to help rebuild

the world's energy plants.

Can't help but feel a little responsible.

Um, hurry up and fix the plant in Beverly Hills by Saturday

night because I have a totally hot date.

Oh.

Thanks for helping us out and for all the cool fashion tips.

Hope you're not angry about the nasty things we said about you.

Well, we weren't really ourselves.

Don't worry about it.

We understand.

Yeah, we forgive you.

Now, Jerry, on the other hand.

So you're serious?

You decided to give Robby the benefit of the doubt?

That's right.

I'm giving up my plans for revenge.

If there's one thing I've learned this week,

it's that people can definitely change.

I'm so proud of you, Clover.

Clover, you made it.

Hey, Robby.

I'll catch you girls later.

Have a seat.

Don't mind if I do.

[fart noise]

[gasps]

[laughter]

[gasp]

That's disgusting!

I can't believe it.

I can still get the best of you after all these years.

We'll just see about that.

[laughter]

Gross.

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