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THEME SONG: Here we go we're getting out on the road

till we stop, and then we'll shop.

So one two three now, baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go, here we go on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go, we're totally spies so we'll

get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[laser zapping]

I trust you found the formula to perform satisfactorily.

Ha yes, very well then.

[alarm blaring]

INTERCOM: Red alert.

Security breach in sector four.

Bring in the team from WOOHP.

- Clover? - Sammy?

Alex?

Girlfriends!

Wow we've all been so busy studying

lately it's like, it's like we haven't

seen each other in ages.

We are seriously in need of some quality together time.

How about a group mani pedi at our fav

Salon right after school?

Excellent!

[bell ringing]

Nice going loser.

[heart beating] On second thought it's really no biggie.

I'm James, just transferred from London.

Sam.

Nice to meet you.

So can I take you out for coffee after school Sam?

It's the least I can do for knocking you over.

Sure I mean if it'll clear your guilty conscience.

Okay everyone please take your seats.

Who was that?

His name is James.

He's from England, we're having coffee after school.

Oh no, I totally forgot about our bonding mani pedi.

Don't worry about it.

Yea it's not every day you meet a cute

boy with an even cuter accent.

I know, why don't we have a movie night instead?

I'll bring the flick, Alex can supply the popcorn,

and Clover can bring the atmosphere.

Deal.

Okay class.

It's time to announce the topic you've

selected for your upcoming history project.

History project?

INTERCOM: Clover, Alex, and Sam please

report to the principal's office immediately.

Principal's office?

I wonder what we did wrong.

Well whatever it is it's most likely Clovers fault.

Hey I'm innocent this time I swear.

Told you I didn't do anything.

Afternoon, ladies.

If I wasn't so psyched about missing that history project

I'd be so ticked at you right now Jer.

Oh, I wouldn't be too forgiving just yet Clover,

I've got a little project for you of my own.

I need you girls to find out who broke

into this top secret military base in Central America.

A breaking and entering case, don't they have regular police

for that kind of thing?

It's not just any case Sam.

The perpetrator attempted to steal

a formula for invisibility.

Invisibility?

You're joking right?

Not at all.

That is way cool.

Not to mention it would totally come in handy next time I

have a zit. - And now for the gadgets.

Today for you're spying pleasure we

have the Smudge Scanner 2010.

The Feline Streamline Catsuit which

allows you to move with the stealth and dexterity of a cat.

The Phase Changer Phaser which momentarily changes materials

from solids to liquids.

The Eyelash Curler Catapult, self-explanatory.

And a pair of brand new oh so stylish HIGG's.

- HIGG's? - HIGG's.

Heat sensing infrared glamour goggles.

Now farewell my friends, or as they say in Central America,

adios amigos.

According to my calculations the base

should be right around here.

And all I see is that waterfall.

Perfect.

We're lost in the middle of the, oh so humid, oh so hair

freezing jungle, miles away from civilization,

and miles away from my hair diffuser.

Well we don't have to be.

We could just ask one of these nice gentlemen for directions.

Take them inside.

Inside?

[ground rumbling]

Who are you, and what are you doing here?

We're the team from WOOHP, we're here to help.

Of course, if you don't ease up on the painful arm grabbing,

we're more than likely to change our minds.

My deepest apologies.

You see it's been beefed up ever since the break in.

Apparently so.

Why don't you show us the scene of the almost crime?

Well, other than a slowly vanishing carrot,

I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

Maybe we aren't looking closely enough.

Bingo we have a smudge.

I'll scan it in and send it to Jerry for analysis.

I'm sure he'll be waiting with bated breath.

Indeed I will.

So other than the smudge, how is the investigation going?

Do the words boring in any event mean anything to you?

I get the picture.

Why don't you girls come home and consider

the case closed for now.

Cool.

Sam you made it.

I was beginning to think you had been taken hostage.

Hostage?

Yea you were in that principal's office forever.

So anyway I was thinking maybe we could work on our history

project together.

Like make a model of the White House or something.

Sure sounds great.

Great.

VOICEMAIL: Hi it's Sam, you know what to do.

ALEX: Hey Sammy, it's Alex, are you coming over?

Call us.

Clover here, just seeing where you are Sam.

ALEX: Hello?

The popcorn's getting cold.

SAMMY: Hello?

Sammy where are you?

It doesn't take four hours to pick out a movie.

Oh actually, I kind of forgot all about it.

OK.

I guess we'll have to watch TV instead,

see you in a few minutes.

Can't I'm going to a late movie with James.

Guess your not so concerned with us

spending quality time together after all.

Of course I am, you guys are my best friends.

So that means you're still going to go running

with us in the park tomorrow?

I will be there, I promise.

She should have been here by now Alex.

But Sammy would never miss out on our ritual

Thursday night shopping spree.

It's like, a very important tradition.

Hey girlfriend, ready for some shoppage?

Let me guess you can't go because you're

going out with James again?

So what if I am?

I mean it's not like it's my fault I have a really

cool boyfriend and you don't.

Boyfriend?

Please Sammy like you barely even know this guy.

Yeah you're totally rushing into things.

Fine then if that's the way you feel then maybe we

shouldn't be friends anymore.

Fine.

James you're early.

Yea I couldn't wait to see you sweetie.

So what was all the yelling about?

You, actually, apparently Alex and Clover don't

approve of our relationship.

Well if they don't approve then who needs them?

My feelings exactly.

So where are we going on our date?

It's a surprise.

I so can't beleive the way she's acting,

it's like she's possessed or something.

Yea possessed by a mean snotty jerk.

Hey you don't think Mandy has anything

to do with this do you?

Probably not.

Oh well, at least we have our various small purchases

to cheer us up.

Uh, Clover, what's the rush?

It isn't me, it's the car.

I can't control it, it's like, it has a mind of its own.

I'm thinking it's time to bail.

Maybe we can escape through the trunk.

Quick give me a nail file.

What?

Never mind.

[explosion]

James, this jet is the bomb.

Where did you get it?

It's my father's, he's in the military.

And he doesn't mind that you.

Well he doesn't exactly know that I borrowed it.

Now hold on tight were coming in for a landing.

[dark music playing]

This is where our surprise date is?

James what's going on here?

The truth is I brought you here because I need your help.

You see, I know that you're a spy working

on the invisibility case. - Huh?

The invisibility formula is my father's invention,

only he intends to use it for evil,

so when I heard that you were on the case

I posed as an exchange student in your school to seek you out.

So you lied to me?

Only because I tried to get the formula once myself

and failed.

Sam this doesn't change the fact that I love you,

and if you love me, you'll help me destroy the formula.

I don't know.

I need you Sam, and so does the rest of the world.

We need you to help stop my father.

With this formula who knows what he could be capable of.

OK let's do it.

JERRY: Oh my what's happened to you?

Someone just tried to turn us into a road kill.

Where's Sam, she wasn't hurt was she?

Hardly she's out with her new boyfriend.

Apparently she doesn't have time

to hang out with her friends or be a spy these days.

[printing]

Girls I've just received the analysis

on the smudge you sent.

Hm, very interesting.

This is actually a face print.

Does this mean anything to you?

James!

Guess now we have a pretty good

idea who messed with my car.

We've gotta find Sam.

I've traced Sam's Compowder to the military base

in Central America.

We've got to get there right away, but how?

Ask a stupid question.

Careful sweetie.

The floor is pressure sensitive one wrong step and security

will be all over us.

Don't worry this Feline Streamline

Cat Suit should do the trick.

[sparkling]

[lasers zapping]

Toss me the Phase Changer Phaser.

Got it.

Clover, Alex stop it.

You're acting crazy.

Did you help James break in and steal

the invisibility formula?

It's not like that, James's father plans

to use the formula for evil.

We stole it so we could destroy it.

Yeah right and Clover's hair is really that blonde.

Sam, James is a criminal.

He nearly did us in today.

I can't believe you guys are still so jealous.

Look we will prove to you we're on a mission

we'll destroy the formula.

Actually Sam you're little friends are right.

I did try to get rid of them today,

I guess I should have tried harder.

What are you talking about?

You're not a criminal you're my boyfriend.

I was just using you, truth is I'd

never date someone so pathetic.

Anyway now that you've helped me steal this

I'll be the ultimate criminal and my first crime

will be to kidnap the president and hold him for ransom.

Thanks for our little White House project

I know the building like the back of my hand.

Bottoms up.

Oh and Sam, thanks for the memories sweetie.

[gasps]

Quick he's getting away.

Where'd he go?

I can't believe how stupid I was to believe him.

I'm so sorry you guys must totally hate me.

It doesn't matter that you were

a total unbearable jerk Sammy.

Yeah we still love you no matter how lame you acted.

I'd love to get back at that weasel.

Then let's get out of this net and get to Washington, DC ASAP.

I'll have us out of here in a jiff.

How many of those things do you have?

[scream] [thud]

That's one of the military base choppers.

James must be inside already.

How are we gonna get over this fence without alerting

the Secret Service?

All aboard the eyelash curler catapult.

Now how are we going to find James?

He could be anywhere.

Our best bet is to find the president.

Shh, someone's coming.

[footsteps]

Close one.

Hey look.

That's weird the footprints just stop.

It's James.

Huh?

Security breach in the West Wing.

Where'd he go?

Out of my way.

Not so fast.

Sorry but we're the good guys.

Split up.

We've gotta find him before he get's to the president.

[shower running]

Get back here.

There you are you little.

[fire alarm]

Which way did he go?

I don't know.

[guns cocking]

If only I had some kind of heat sensing infrared goggles

then I'd be able to find James.

Hey wait I do.

Oh no, where's the president?

Right here with me.

Let him go James you'll never make it out of here.

We'll just see about that, open wide Mr. President.

No!

[window breaking]

Who are you girls and why did you break into the White House?

We told you we're from WOOHP.

We're trying to stop a kidnapping

attempt on the president.

More like trying to kidnap the president yourselves.

Now tell us where your other accomplice is.

She's probably chasing James, Sam's evil invisible boyfriend.

That's evil invisible ex-boyfriend.

EARPIECE: The president is missing,

the president is missing.

Don't let these two out of your sight.

JAMES: Get into the chopper.

[helicopter whirling]

[missile firing] [explosion]

Shall we?

After you.

I'll teach you to mess with my Sammy.

[missiles firing]

Oopsie

JAMES: Is that the best you can do?

Not even close pal.

[grinding]

JAMES: Looks like we're going down.

Hold him while I administer the serum.

Thanks for saving the president girls.

Oh and sorry about the handcuffs.

Now who's pathetic sweetie?

Take him away boys.

Nice work spys, now I've got this other mission I

need you to get on right away.

Uh sorry Jer.

We plan on disappearing for the weekend.

Yea, we'll catch you later.

[music playing]

Here's to never letting anything get in the way

of our friendship again.

Especially not a boy.

From now on it's all about togetherness.

Deal

Oops sorry my fault.

Hey where are you going?

Hello?

Oh well, so much for togetherness.

[instrumental theme music]