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[music playing]

[theme music]

Here we again, on the road till we stop, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're Totally Spies so we'll get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[music playing]

[barking]

[ding-dong]

Hi!

It's Happy Girl cookie time?

Would you like to buy some cookies, ma'am?

Oh, sorry, girls.

I'm on a diet.

OK, but at least take a sample.

They're really good this year.

All right.

[gasp]

Ah!

Ah!

Give me every box you have!

Seen it.

Own it.

Returned it.

[sigh]

I think we've finally done it.

We've seen everything at the mall.

I don't believe it.

I know.

I didn't think seeing the whole mall was even possible.

No, look, it's that hat from the cover of Impressionable

Teen magazine.

It's finally here.

Hm, that medium looks a little snug on you.

Would you like to try a large.

Ugh, large, I don't think so.

Just try the large, Clover.

Yeah, who cares?

- See, it's perfect. - Huh?

Yeah, you look just like the girl on the cover

of Impressionable Teen.

Sure.

Except she doesn't have a big, giant, large sized head.

I'm getting a medium.

Where's that salesgirl?

I'll take the medium.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I just sold it to this young lady.

And it was the last one.

Ah!

Hm, lucky me, it's just my size.

[beep]

Ah!

[blast]

Oh, that Mandy!

If she can wear a medium, then so can I.

Um, Clover, don't you think you're

being a little silly about this whole hat thing?

Yeah, why not just go ahead and buy the large?

I'm not buying the large.

I'm ordering a medium.

And that's that.

Oh, cheer up, Clover.

They'll have your medium in a few days.

Yeah, but that's like a year in hat time.

Hey, look, a new photo sticker both.

Come on, let's go try it out.

Sure, if I can fit my big head inside.

OK, everybody.

Say shoe sale!

Shoe sale!

[boom]

[screaming fading]

Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

Whoa!

[grunting]

Maybe her giant head is stuck.

I heard that! Ah!

Ah!

No time for feuding, girls.

We've got to a serious situation developing.

As you can see, Happy Girl cookie time is

turning people into criminals.

They're willing to do anything to get more cookies.

So what do you want us to do?

So far, these cookies are only available in the North American

continent.

Your mission is to infiltrate the Happy Girls.

And get to the bottom of this cookie craze

before they go worldwide.

This week, you're being given a perfume atomizer stun spray,

a multi-purpose charm bracelet, a Holo camera,

a stick pin homing device.

And as an added bonus, a free sample that came in the mail.

Oh, I love free samples.

Nordic moisturizing cream.

Well, don't want you girls getting chapped.

Thanks, Jerry.

- That's my job, girls. - Ah!

[sucking noise]

Try not to move too much.

We're still working out some of the kinks

on the route turbo changer pod.

[boom]

Ah!

Ow!

Is it me or does today just keep getting worse?

OK, the sooner we do this, the sooner we get out

of these ridiculous outfits.

Um, hi, we're here to pick up our cookies.

Aren't you ladies a little old to be a happy girls?

No, we're just big for our age--

healthy, active, peppy, proud young girls!

Very nice, girls.

Who's your troop leader?

Um, Jerry something.

That's Geraldine, Geraldine something.

Oh, right!

Huh, must be a new troop.

Yeah, brand new.

Here's a delivery list.

Go get your cookies from the trucks.

Yes, ma'am!

[growling]

Passion patties, a minty chocolate miracle

in your mouth.

Ugh, I hate mint.

Me too.

Minty things always taste like toothpaste.

I'll try them.

I mean, you know, for the sake of the investigation.

Wow, these really are a miracle in your mouth.

So minty, so chocolaty.

Mm, mm.

OK, that's enough investigating.

I'll take a picture of the evidence.

And I'll send some to Jerry, you know,

before Clover eats it all.

Hey, I'm only doing my job.

OK, let's get to work.

[ding-dong]

Happy Girls!

Hooray!

Shirley, Shirley Rogers?

Yeah, that's me.

Oh, I've been waiting all morning for you girls.

Quit my job yesterday so I wouldn't miss any deliveries.

I just love Happy Girl cookie time.

See?

Oh, sure, I put on a little weight this week.

But you know what?

It's been worth it.

I even wrote Dr. Bittersweet and told her that.

Dr. Bittersweet?

Dr. Inga Bittersweet, the genius

who invented Passion Patties.

She's my hero.

Oh, my, what's all that noise?

There they are!

Passion patties!

[screaming]

Sorry, ma'am, gotta go!

Hey!

What about my cookies?

[commotion]

What are we going to do?

Ditch the wagon and run!

[commotion]

[gasp]

Ah!

Clover!

She'll never make it out of there on her own.

Let's go!

[commotion]

[bing]

[silence] [commotion]

Ah!

Ah!

Let's get out of here.

OK, that was beyond weird.

Yeah, can you believe how out of control those people were?

I know!

They ate all my cookies.

Um, maybe you should stop eating those cookies, Clover,

I mean, you know, until we know what's in them.

I already know it's in them, a little bit

of heaven in every bit.

Hey Jerry, what can you tell us

about a Dr. Inga Bittersweet.

It looks as though she oversees

Passion Patty production from her factory in Switzerland.

We'll need the plane.

And do you have an analysis of the cookies we sent you?

No, not yet.

But I must say, these things are quite tasty.

I'm going to look into this personally.

Send me as many cookies as you can straight away.

Mm, that's an order.

Wait, now Jerry is hooked too.

[beeping]

Hi, I'm on the waiting list for a medium hat.

Uh huh. Really?

But you said--

OK, thank you.

No mediums yet, huh?

No.

You know, you should have just bought the large.

Yeah, because if you keep eating those cookies,

you won't be a medium much longer anyway.

Oh, haha, this is only my second box.

Yes, since we boarded the plane.

Whatever.

Buckle up, girls.

It's time to get to work.

[whimpering]

Oh, it's freezing out here.

I hope it's heated inside.

Yeah, my fingers are frozen.

How are we going to break in?

For For once, I don't think that's going to be a problem.

[panting]

Go girl.

INTERCOM: After the cooling process,

Happy Girl cookies are individually hand packed

for your personal enjoyment.

Personally, I am not enjoying this.

Tell me about it.

This is the worst. - Yeah!

Where are the free cookies?

I mean, there should be free cookies

on a tour of a cookie factory.

INTERCOM: Hold on to your hats, cookie lovers.

Next stop, shipping.

Where do you think they're going?

I don't know, but we better find out.

Hey, I'm stuck.

I know!

The moisturizer!

[low squeak noise] [thud]

Ugh!

Man, we'd have to be twice our size to take them down.

[screaming]

[rolling noise] [boom]

[bowling pins noise]

Strike!

They're locked!

Not a problem.

[beep]

No, no, not this one.

Bingo!

The mini dynamite stick.

[beeping] [boom]

We're in!

OK, that's definitely the strangest workers

compensation I've ever seen.

I agree.

What do you think, Clover

Clover?

We've got to find her!

Ah!

Ah!

Must find cookies.

Must find cookies.

Must find cookies.

[bring]

Whoa!

Ah!

Ah!

[gasp]

[fighting noises]

[bang]

[bomp]

Ah!

That's one down.

Ah!

Ah!

Correction, make that three down.

Wah!

Oh!

Ouch.

What is this place?

Looks like some kind of lab.

Alex, no.

That could be Bittersweet's secret ingredient,

the stuff that gets everybody hooked on Passion Patties.

Oh, maybe if I was hooked I wouldn't notice how

totally freezing it is in here.

You're right.

Let's get a sample and blow this popsicle stand.

Sam, look, Bittersweet's shipping plans.

Bittersweet's going global just

like Jerry warned us she would.

We've got to stop her.

You can't.

So don't even try.

Toe!

Get in her!

We have spies.

Spies?

Ha!

I knew they were too big to be Happy Girls.

[gasp]

[gasp]

[fighting noises]

Huh?

Ah-ha.

Yeah.

Catch!

Ah!

[clicking]

Whoa!

Huh, huh, ha!

Never underestimate the power of a good accessory.

[dining noises]

Clover!

Hey, guys.

See!

I told you there'd be free samples.

Here, try one.

No, we've got to get out of here.

Not so fast, girls.

[gasp]

[beeping]

Welcome, girls.

Please, have a seat.

You know, I think there's been some sort of mistake made here.

Yeah, we're just Happy Girls here on a field trip.

Well, you won't be very happy after the doctor

gets through with you.

[evil laughter]

Ladies, this is the feeder, a little creation

of mine that will force feed onto you explode.

Prepare yourself for death by cookie.

Yummy!

No, it's not yummy, it's death by cookie.

Sorry.

You see, I too was once a Happy Girl.

And I liked the cookies, a little too much, I'm afraid.

So what happened?

I ate the cookies instead of selling them

and my troop kicked me out.

It ruined my life.

So now, I'm going to ruin everyone else's.

I spent 20 years planning my revenge.

With the feeder?

Nah, the feeder is just a little something I've

whipped up in my spare time.

Now cookies are my revenge.

And soon, people in every country

will be hooked on my Passion Patties.

[clears throat] Dr. Bittersweet, we've got

to leave for the warehouse. Right.

Enjoy the sweet, girls.

Trust me, they'll be your last.

[spit noise]

Great!

What are we going to do now?

There's got to be some way to get out of here.

Ugh!

Ah!

Boy, that's the best free sample ever.

Wait, it's almost my turn.

[gasp]

Clover, enough with the cookies!

Yes, we've got to find Bittersweet

and figure out how to stop her.

I know that.

That's why I stuck the homing stick pin on her.

Oh.

Oh.

And we're off to the beautiful country of [beeping] Iceland.

Boy, Bittersweet seems to have a thing

for freezing cold weather.

Yeah, I could really use that medium hat right now.

[beeping]

The signal c coming from that warehouse.

Bittersweet's inside. - Let's do it.

Uh-ha.

Roger that.

The Turks are on their way, Doctor.

Oh, Toe, I can hardly wait.

After this shipment, I will be unstoppable.

Bittersweet sure has a high opinion of herself.

Most evil geniuses do.

I still want to know what's up with Bittersweet and the cold.

It's probably because of the cookies.

See, heat makes them all melty.

So sad, isn't it?

So we need to warm it up in here.

Cover me.

Agh!

Oh!

It's those spies.

Toe, get them!

Ah!

[thud]

I don't know what kind of half-baked idea you're cooking,

but you're about to be toast.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

[thud]

[thud]

Try this on for size.

Back off before I get all Tae Bo on you.

Hoo-ha!

This should should slow them down.

Ah!

OK, enough is enough!

[beep] [woosh]

[shaking hairspray noise]

[fighting noises]

[beep] [woosh]

Thanks.

For a second there, I thought I was toast with jelly or maybe

cinnamon sugar or--

Come on, we've got to help Sam!

[thud]

Ah!

Ha!

Ah!

Ah!

[beep]

Ah!

[thud]

Oh!

Lying down on the job?

I'm going to have to report you.

[grunting]

Come on, heat up.

[buzzing]

[gasp] My cookies!

Ah!

[grunting]

Sammy, are you OK?

Give it up, Bittersweet.

No one likes a sour cookie lady.

[grunting]

Ah!

Ah!

Grab Bittersweet.

[grunt]

Time for a taste of your own medicine, Doc.

No!

Oh, oh, oh, must have cookies.

Must have cookies.

If only she'd used to her baking skills

to cook up good instead of evil.

You said it, Jerr.

So did you figure out what Bittersweet put in the cookies?

Some kind of highly concentrated sugar extract.

Anyone who tried Passion Patties was hooked right away.

So is WOOHP working on an antidote?

As we speak.

Hopefully, it'll stop the cravings

and get rid of all this fat.

Hopefully.

So, what do you want to do now?

We could get to the food court.

I hear they're giving away free cookie samples.

[laughter]

Go ahead.

Make all the jokes you want.

I'm just happy to have my regular old body back.

Huh?

Come on.

There's something I have to do.

Did your medium finally come in?

Nope, I'm going to go ahead and get a large.

A large?

But Clover, you said you'd never wear a large anything.

Well, after being a large size everything,

I decided having a big hat size is no big deal.

It's best being happy with whatever size you are.

Wow, looks like you might actually

have some brains in that large size head of yours.

Very funny.

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