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[THEME MUSIC - MOONBABY, "HERE WE GO"] (SINGING) Here we go.

We're getting on the road till we stop, and then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3, now, baby, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission undercover

and we're in control Here we go.

Here we go.

Totally Spies, so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Hey, Tobey, put that fantasy junk away.

Yeah?

How about the reality of getting the chores done before sun up?

Oh, but this is the best part.

The aliens are about to land.

[explosion]

Oh, my!

[music playing]

Straighten out!

Right!

Look out!

I seriously suggest you get yourself a bus schedule,

young lady, because at this rate,

there's no way you're going to pass your driving test.

But I've got to pass.

Girls who drive attract three times

more boys than girls who don't.

Don't worry, Alex.

We know you'll come through in the clutch.

Please, don't say clutch.

Huh?

You're the one taking driver's ed, Alex.

Where are the brakes?

Oh!

Is this WOOHP?

I can't see anything.

I knew I should have bought that glow-in-the-dark

tank top I saw at the mall.

Have I mentioned how much I really don't like the dark?

I'm not scared.

It's just, you know, you never know what's gonna--

Hello, girls.

Jerry!

Ah, you know what stress does to my skin.

Sorry.

Agent Morrison tripped over the generator cable again.

Now, take a look at these satellite tapes

from Italy, Russia, and France.

WOOHP has reason to believe the people in these videos

were abducted by aliens.

[laughs]

Aliens?

You're kidding, right?

What did you do, bump your head in the shower

this morning, Jer?

This is serious, spies.

These abductions occurred in the last two weeks.

The first one was in this Iowa cornfield.

Your mission is to visit the abduction site

and look for clues.

I knew we couldn't be alone in the galaxy.

I knew there was life on other planets.

Hey, Alex, you sound like you're from another planet.

Yeah, planet Whatever.

Now then, your equipment will include some old favorites,

jet pack backpacks, hair pick lock picks,

heat sensor 6,000 infrared motion detector sunglasses,

now with wireless internet connections and digital camera

functions, and some new items, wrist-mounted

Bradlow XGs and CLALG.

Ew.

Need a glass of water, Jerry?

That's CLALG, C-L-A-L-G, Combination

Laser and Lip Gloss in fruity, low-cal bubblegum flavor.

If there are aliens out there, we'll show them

the best Earth has to offer.

Yay, Earth.

Good bye, and good luck, ladies.

[screams]

PILOT (ON RADIO): This is your WOOHP pilot speaking.

We're currently flying over the Midwest at 37,000 feet.

If you look out the bottom of the plane, you'll see Iowa.

Bottom of the plane?

[screams]

Whoa!

Looks like it doesn't matter if she's driving a car

or flying a jet pack, Alex still can't steer.

I hope she sees that--

Whoa! Whoa!

--water tower.

Clover?

Sam?

Can you read me?

We're in the cornfield.

It's like a maze.

Oh, yeah.

I can see you.

Hello!

The corn's been cut in some kind of pattern.

It looks like a giant sandal.

I'm sending a picture of this back to WOOHP.

[screams]

We're not coming back from this mission with aliens, just

with corn dust in our hair.

Um, just a tip, don't try that move during your driver's test.

Right.

Ah, who's there?

I don't like this.

Me neither.

[screams]

Oh, we didn't mean to scare you.

I'm Tobey, and this is Jed.

Talk about out of this world.

I'm Sam, and this is Alex and Clover.

We're corn inspectors.

Were you here the night there were all those lights?

We sure were.

Our buddy, Caleb, got picked right up into a spaceship.

We've been looking for him ever since.

What did this spaceship look like?

It looked like a kumquat.

Nah, more like a big old rutabaga.

Ah, you got hog slop in your eyes.

Do you guys take snack breaks out here?

No.

The nearest burger place is 40 miles away.

Then, either there were other humans here the night Caleb got

snatched, or the aliens went through

the drive-through before getting down to business.

Hasn't my hair suffered enough?

Maybe the aliens have come back.

Huh?

You girls better check that out.

I'm going to stay here and, you know, protect the corn.

Someone should protect them from you.

Who are you, and what are you doing here?

We're relatives of the people who disappeared.

We're trying to figure out what's going on.

Ah, well, I'm Dr. Sagan Hawking.

I'm an astronomer.

Cool!

I'm a Virgo.

I'm studying the abductions as well.

If we're facing an alien invasion,

I want to know just what we're up against.

Anything you've learned might be helpful.

Oh, we'd love to help.

Well, then, hop in.

I'll fly you to my little workshop in the Rockies.

Awesome.

Everything in this place has to do with researching aliens.

Awesome or completely insane?

You make the call.

This way, girls.

Hey, what is GOOPER?

I'll, uh, take those.

Thank you.

Now then, if you will direct your attention to the table,

the stars indicate where the abductions have taken place.

My theory is that aliens are capturing members

of different cultures and studying

them so they can decide where to start the full invasion.

Huh?

There are a lot of countries they haven't hit yet.

I sure hope they won't visit Beverly Hills.

And my computers are predicting

the next abduction will take place right here

in a bazaar in Saudi Arabia.

Well, thanks for your time, Doctor.

Wait.

You promised you'd tell me what you've learned, remember?

We've learned the alien ship may look

like a kumquat or a rutabaga.

I see.

Well, I trust you'll contact me if you find out anything else,

and I'll do the same for you, of course.

Time to sheik our booties to Saudi Arabia.

This is so my kind of mission, undercover in bargain city.

Hello?

Focus.

You never know what might be around the next--

Something tells me they're not here for the sale.

Now, that's what I call falling for a girl.

Nice meeting you guys.

I gotta go.

See ya!

Uh-oh.

I don't care how good the deals are here.

Next time, I shop online.

Nobody touches my hair!

I could swear I saw that in a movie.

Just remember driver's ed.

Plan ahead when steering, identify hazards, signal turns,

never, ever tailgate.

Are you all right, Alex?

Totally.

But these guys knew we were going to be

here, like we were set up.

GOOPER again.

And look at that burger bag, just like the one

Clover found back in Iowa.

Something tells me Dr. Hawking is connected.

Afternoon, ladies.

Hey, Jerry, does the name GOOPER mean anything to you?

Sorry, it doesn't, but I'll check on it.

However, I do have some information about that pattern

you found in the cornfield.

Is it an alien message?

I'm not sure, but those shapes represent numbers.

They're latitude and longitude coordinates

for an isolated mesa in Mexico.

You'll fly there in this new WOOHP transport prototype

I'm sure you'll love it.

Cool!

[music playing]

Whoa!

Iowa, Colorado, Saudi Arabia, Mexico, I mean,

I wish we got frequent flyer miles for all the places we go.

Tell me about it.

If there were aliens, we could go visit them on their planet.

Huh?

Look!

Aliens for real.

Maybe.

Cover me.

I'm checking this out.

Cover her?

Against a starship and Normoprise?

We can't let her go alone. Come on.

Got a plan yet?

I was hoping maybe you did.

Just a second.

We're talking.

Well, here I am.

Now what?

Hmm?

Whoa!

OK.

No presh, Alex.

Just the first communication between our two planets.

Um, hey!

What's up?

Excuse me?

Did you just speak English?

Actually, I'm better with French,

but I'm pretty good in English and more than 25

other intergalactic dialects.

Why have you been abducting people?

We've never done that.

It's the GOOPERs.

You know about GOOPER?

There was a distress message carved by our friends

in the wheat field saying they had

been captured by evil GOOPERs.

We came as quickly as we could to save them,

but the GOOPERs were waiting for us.

I better let my friends know what's going on.

Great.

It's jammed.

Clover and Sam, I'm trapped in an alien ship.

Hope you can track me.

Come quick.

Love Alex.

So tell me more about the GOOPERs.

Are they evil aliens?

Not quite.

Dr. Hawking, have the GOOPERs captured you, too?

[laughs] Captured me?

They're working for me.

And you, little spy, are my prisoner.

But we told you, we're just--

Oh, that's right, concerned relatives.

Please.

I saw you land your jet packs in that cornfield.

I made up that whole astronomer story

to find out how much you knew.

So who are you?

I am the leader of GOOPER.

Whoa.

I had the freakiest dream.

Me, too.

Thank goodness it's over.

Don't be afraid.

We won't hurt you.

Finally, someone who doesn't want to hurt us.

W-W-Wait, wait, wait.

Did you just speak English?

Freaky.

Cool, but yeah, freaky.

It's Alex.

ALEX (ON RADIO): I'm trapped in an alien ship.

Hope you can track me.

Come quick.

Love, Alex.

She's trapped on that ship.

The GOOPERs got her just like they got our friend.

Why would they do this?

We would never hurt anyone.

GOOPERs, huh?

Sounds like we've all got a reason

to get to that big spaceship.

Yeah, but how are the four of us

going to follow Alex with just two jet pack backpacks?

Leave that to us.

All right.

Just what is GOOPER, anyway?

Global Organization of Pilfering

Extraterrestrial Resources.

I tracked this ship over Iowa, then jammed its equipment.

Now, this ship and its crew work for me.

And thanks to the distress message

we left in that cornfield, I have

two ships to aid in my plan.

What plan?

To create fear.

And when Earth is completely terrified of an invasion,

I'll force the aliens to make their demands.

The abductions will only stop if the world's governments

hand over all their wealth.

What happens to the people you've already abducted?

Oh, yes.

That is a situation.

I guess they'll have to be disposed of.

In fact, you'll be the first to test my obliterator.

Report to me when you're finished.

I'll be in the control room.

Ah!

Wow!

You gave our Sky Skimmer a major upgrade.

And it has tracking equipment so we can find our friends.

Like, how do you know how to do all this?

Back on our home planet, we are an elite team of spies.

Let's go.

Dress me up in veils, huh?

Well, look who's laughing now.

That, would be me.

Ah!

That won't stop him for long.

Come on!

Get 'em!

How will we get inside?

We'll just walk in the door.

What door?

Ha, ha!

That door.

Oh.

That must be the obliterator.

Oh, Oh, let me go!

Help!

Help!

Look!

That must be Caleb, the guy who was

abducted from the cornfield.

They're going to use it on those people.

Not if we can help it.

But how can the two of us stop all those goons?

Not to mention us.

There's nowhere to run.

OK.

I'm ready to be rescued now.

Huh?

Are we glad to see you.

Dr. Hawking's behind all this.

I'd tell you more, but it looks like we still have company.

Now, it's our turn to help you.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Neat toy.

Where'd you get it?

From our spy supervisor J-Ree.

Jerry?

No.

J-Ree.

Hm?

Help!

Up and over, girls.

You guys bring the aliens.

I'm going for that big, nasty thingamajig.

Huh?

Let's see, pulse magnitude, strength indicator.

Here it is.

Merci beaucoup.

They speak French, too?

And more than 25 other intergalactic dialects.

Merci beaucoup.

Why don't these things come with an off switch?

What?

You again?

Sorry.

I just had my hair cut.

Dr. Hawking is in the control room.

Don't touch another button.

Get them.

Give it up, Doctor.

Hurry up, girls.

She just programmed--

Stay back or I'll crash this ship into Mexico City.

If I can't have this technology, no one can.

Well, you definitely can't have it.

Oh!

We're going down!

Tell us something we don't know.

Steer us clear of the city.

Me?

Steer?

There's no one else.

Alex!

Wait a minute.

Uh, these controls look kind of familiar.

It's almost exactly like the car from my driver's ed class,

I think.

Then start driving.

Maybe if I do this.

[screams]

Ah!

I can't keep her up anymore.

I gotta set her down.

There's just enough room there.

I'm gonna park it like a pro.

[screams]

Excuse me.

Driving is hard enough.

You got it?

Please return your seats to their upright positions.

We have landed.

I sure hope I'll pass my driving test after that.

If you ever need your corn inspected,

um, here's my number.

Bye, guys!

Have a safe flight.

Merci beaucoup.

Maybe someday we can visit them on their planet.

Maybe, but right now, you've got a test to take.

[giggles]

I've never seen a student make such quick progress.

How did you do it, Alex?

I practiced on a giant alien spaceship.

So where do you want to drive first?

Definitely the mall.

I want to see if I can attract three times as many

boys now that I can drive.

[crash]

[crying]

[laughter]

Oh, man.

I guess I still need practice with the parking brake.

[music playing]