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[THEME MUSIC - MOONBABY, "HERE
WE GO"] (SINGING) Here we go.
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We're getting on the road till
we stop, and then we'll shop.
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So 1, 2, 3, now,
baby, here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go on a
mission undercover
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and we're in control Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Totally Spies, so
get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Hey, Tobey, put that
fantasy junk away.
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Yeah?
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How about the reality of getting
the chores done before sun up?
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Oh, but this is the best part.
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The aliens are about to land.
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[explosion]
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Oh, my!
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[music playing]
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Straighten out!
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Right!
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Look out!
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I seriously suggest you get
yourself a bus schedule,
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young lady, because
at this rate,
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there's no way you're going
to pass your driving test.
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But I've got to pass.
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Girls who drive
attract three times
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more boys than girls who don't.
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Don't worry, Alex.
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We know you'll come
through in the clutch.
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Please, don't say clutch.
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Huh?
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You're the one taking
driver's ed, Alex.
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Where are the brakes?
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Oh!
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Is this WOOHP?
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I can't see anything.
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I knew I should have
bought that glow-in-the-dark
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tank top I saw at the mall.
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Have I mentioned how much
I really don't like the dark?
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I'm not scared.
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It's just, you know, you
never know what's gonna--
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Hello, girls.
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Jerry!
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Ah, you know what
stress does to my skin.
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Sorry.
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Agent Morrison tripped over
the generator cable again.
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Now, take a look at
these satellite tapes
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from Italy, Russia, and France.
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WOOHP has reason to believe
the people in these videos
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were abducted by aliens.
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[laughs]
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Aliens?
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You're kidding, right?
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What did you do, bump
your head in the shower
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this morning, Jer?
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This is serious, spies.
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These abductions occurred
in the last two weeks.
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The first one was in
this Iowa cornfield.
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Your mission is to
visit the abduction site
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and look for clues.
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I knew we couldn't
be alone in the galaxy.
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I knew there was life
on other planets.
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Hey, Alex, you sound like
you're from another planet.
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Yeah, planet Whatever.
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Now then, your equipment will
include some old favorites,
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jet pack backpacks,
hair pick lock picks,
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heat sensor 6,000 infrared
motion detector sunglasses,
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now with wireless internet
connections and digital camera
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functions, and some new
items, wrist-mounted
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Bradlow XGs and CLALG.
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Ew.
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Need a glass of water, Jerry?
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That's CLALG,
C-L-A-L-G, Combination
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Laser and Lip Gloss in fruity,
low-cal bubblegum flavor.
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If there are aliens out
there, we'll show them
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the best Earth has to offer.
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Yay, Earth.
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Good bye, and
good luck, ladies.
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[screams]
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PILOT (ON RADIO): This is
your WOOHP pilot speaking.
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We're currently flying over
the Midwest at 37,000 feet.
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If you look out the bottom of
the plane, you'll see Iowa.
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Bottom of the plane?
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[screams]
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Whoa!
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Looks like it doesn't
matter if she's driving a car
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or flying a jet pack,
Alex still can't steer.
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I hope she sees that--
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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--water tower.
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Clover?
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Sam?
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Can you read me?
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We're in the cornfield.
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It's like a maze.
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Oh, yeah.
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I can see you.
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Hello!
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The corn's been cut in
some kind of pattern.
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It looks like a giant sandal.
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I'm sending a picture
of this back to WOOHP.
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[screams]
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We're not coming back from
this mission with aliens, just
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with corn dust in our hair.
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Um, just a tip, don't try that
move during your driver's test.
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Right.
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Ah, who's there?
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I don't like this.
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Me neither.
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[screams]
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Oh, we didn't
mean to scare you.
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I'm Tobey, and this is Jed.
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Talk about out of this world.
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I'm Sam, and this
is Alex and Clover.
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We're corn inspectors.
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Were you here the night
there were all those lights?
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We sure were.
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Our buddy, Caleb, got picked
right up into a spaceship.
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We've been looking
for him ever since.
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What did this
spaceship look like?
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It looked like a kumquat.
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Nah, more like a
big old rutabaga.
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Ah, you got hog
slop in your eyes.
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Do you guys take
snack breaks out here?
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No.
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The nearest burger
place is 40 miles away.
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Then, either there were other
humans here the night Caleb got
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snatched, or the
aliens went through
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the drive-through before
getting down to business.
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Hasn't my hair
suffered enough?
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Maybe the aliens
have come back.
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Huh?
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You girls better
check that out.
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I'm going to stay here and,
you know, protect the corn.
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Someone should
protect them from you.
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Who are you, and what
are you doing here?
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We're relatives of the
people who disappeared.
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We're trying to figure
out what's going on.
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Ah, well, I'm
Dr. Sagan Hawking.
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I'm an astronomer.
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Cool!
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I'm a Virgo.
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I'm studying the
abductions as well.
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If we're facing
an alien invasion,
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I want to know just
what we're up against.
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Anything you've learned
might be helpful.
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Oh, we'd love to help.
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Well, then, hop in.
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I'll fly you to my little
workshop in the Rockies.
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Awesome.
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Everything in this place has
to do with researching aliens.
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Awesome or completely insane?
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You make the call.
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This way, girls.
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Hey, what is GOOPER?
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I'll, uh, take those.
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Thank you.
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Now then, if you will direct
your attention to the table,
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the stars indicate where the
abductions have taken place.
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My theory is that aliens
are capturing members
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of different
cultures and studying
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them so they can decide where
to start the full invasion.
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Huh?
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There are a lot of countries
they haven't hit yet.
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I sure hope they won't
visit Beverly Hills.
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And my computers
are predicting
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the next abduction will
take place right here
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in a bazaar in Saudi Arabia.
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Well, thanks for
your time, Doctor.
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Wait.
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You promised you'd tell me
what you've learned, remember?
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We've learned the
alien ship may look
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like a kumquat or a rutabaga.
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I see.
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Well, I trust you'll contact me
if you find out anything else,
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and I'll do the same
for you, of course.
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Time to sheik our
booties to Saudi Arabia.
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This is so my kind of mission,
undercover in bargain city.
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Hello?
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Focus.
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You never know what might
be around the next--
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Something tells me they're
not here for the sale.
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Now, that's what I
call falling for a girl.
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Nice meeting you guys.
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I gotta go.
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See ya!
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Uh-oh.
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I don't care how good
the deals are here.
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Next time, I shop online.
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Nobody touches my hair!
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I could swear I saw
that in a movie.
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Just remember driver's ed.
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Plan ahead when steering,
identify hazards, signal turns,
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never, ever tailgate.
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Are you all right, Alex?
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Totally.
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But these guys knew
we were going to be
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here, like we were set up.
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GOOPER again.
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And look at that burger
bag, just like the one
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Clover found back in Iowa.
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Something tells me Dr.
Hawking is connected.
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Afternoon, ladies.
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Hey, Jerry, does the name
GOOPER mean anything to you?
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Sorry, it doesn't,
but I'll check on it.
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However, I do have some
information about that pattern
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you found in the cornfield.
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Is it an alien message?
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I'm not sure, but those
shapes represent numbers.
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They're latitude and
longitude coordinates
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for an isolated mesa in Mexico.
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You'll fly there in this new
WOOHP transport prototype
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I'm sure you'll love it.
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Cool!
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[music playing]
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Whoa!
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Iowa, Colorado, Saudi
Arabia, Mexico, I mean,
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I wish we got frequent flyer
miles for all the places we go.
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Tell me about it.
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If there were aliens, we could
go visit them on their planet.
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Huh?
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Look!
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Aliens for real.
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Maybe.
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Cover me.
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I'm checking this out.
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Cover her?
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Against a starship
and Normoprise?
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We can't let her go alone.
Come on.
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Got a plan yet?
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I was hoping maybe you did.
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Just a second.
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We're talking.
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Well, here I am.
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Now what?
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Hmm?
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Whoa!
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OK.
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No presh, Alex.
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Just the first communication
between our two planets.
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Um, hey!
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What's up?
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Excuse me?
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Did you just speak English?
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Actually, I'm
better with French,
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but I'm pretty good in
English and more than 25
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other intergalactic dialects.
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Why have you been
abducting people?
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We've never done that.
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It's the GOOPERs.
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You know about GOOPER?
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There was a distress
message carved by our friends
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in the wheat field
saying they had
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been captured by evil GOOPERs.
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We came as quickly as
we could to save them,
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but the GOOPERs
were waiting for us.
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I better let my friends
know what's going on.
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Great.
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It's jammed.
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Clover and Sam, I'm
trapped in an alien ship.
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Hope you can track me.
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Come quick.
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Love Alex.
265
00:13:10,467 --> 00:13:12,733
So tell me more
about the GOOPERs.
266
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,433
Are they evil aliens?
267
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,200
Not quite.
268
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:19,267
Dr. Hawking, have the
GOOPERs captured you, too?
269
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,267
[laughs] Captured me?
270
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,133
They're working for me.
271
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:26,033
And you, little spy,
are my prisoner.
272
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:27,933
But we told you, we're just--
273
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:30,400
Oh, that's right,
concerned relatives.
274
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,533
Please.
275
00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:34,100
I saw you land your jet
packs in that cornfield.
276
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,300
I made up that whole
astronomer story
277
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,500
to find out how much you knew.
278
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,700
So who are you?
279
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,533
I am the leader of GOOPER.
280
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:49,733
Whoa.
281
00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:52,067
I had the freakiest dream.
282
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:53,333
Me, too.
283
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,667
Thank goodness it's over.
284
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,833
Don't be afraid.
285
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:00,933
We won't hurt you.
286
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:03,033
Finally, someone who
doesn't want to hurt us.
287
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,633
W-W-Wait, wait, wait.
288
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:06,900
Did you just speak English?
289
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:07,833
Freaky.
290
00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:10,933
Cool, but yeah, freaky.
291
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,267
It's Alex.
292
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:13,633
ALEX (ON RADIO): I'm
trapped in an alien ship.
293
00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:14,667
Hope you can track me.
294
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:15,567
Come quick.
295
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:16,367
Love, Alex.
296
00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:18,133
She's trapped on that ship.
297
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,933
The GOOPERs got her just
like they got our friend.
298
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,000
Why would they do this?
299
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,933
We would never hurt anyone.
300
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,100
GOOPERs, huh?
301
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,633
Sounds like we've
all got a reason
302
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,833
to get to that big spaceship.
303
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,300
Yeah, but how
are the four of us
304
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,133
going to follow Alex with
just two jet pack backpacks?
305
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,367
Leave that to us.
306
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:35,167
All right.
307
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,333
Just what is GOOPER, anyway?
308
00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:39,667
Global Organization
of Pilfering
309
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,500
Extraterrestrial Resources.
310
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,933
I tracked this ship over Iowa,
then jammed its equipment.
311
00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:48,467
Now, this ship and
its crew work for me.
312
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,200
And thanks to the
distress message
313
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,300
we left in that
cornfield, I have
314
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,767
two ships to aid in my plan.
315
00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:55,767
What plan?
316
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:57,533
To create fear.
317
00:14:57,633 --> 00:15:00,433
And when Earth is completely
terrified of an invasion,
318
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,633
I'll force the aliens
to make their demands.
319
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:06,333
The abductions will only stop
if the world's governments
320
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:08,367
hand over all their wealth.
321
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:11,367
What happens to the people
you've already abducted?
322
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,767
Oh, yes.
323
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,467
That is a situation.
324
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,600
I guess they'll have
to be disposed of.
325
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:20,700
In fact, you'll be the first
to test my obliterator.
326
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,333
Report to me when
you're finished.
327
00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:24,100
I'll be in the control room.
328
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:30,867
Ah!
329
00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,267
Wow!
330
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:34,800
You gave our Sky
Skimmer a major upgrade.
331
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,533
And it has tracking equipment
so we can find our friends.
332
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,833
Like, how do you know
how to do all this?
333
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:44,533
Back on our home planet, we
are an elite team of spies.
334
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:45,467
Let's go.
335
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,867
Dress me up in veils, huh?
336
00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,767
Well, look who's laughing now.
337
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,467
That, would be me.
338
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,233
Ah!
339
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,333
That won't stop him for long.
340
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,300
Come on!
341
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,300
Get 'em!
342
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,700
How will we get inside?
343
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,100
We'll just walk in the door.
344
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,233
What door?
345
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,033
Ha, ha!
346
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,233
That door.
347
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,167
Oh.
348
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,533
That must be the obliterator.
349
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:34,467
Oh, Oh, let me go!
350
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:35,433
Help!
351
00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:37,367
Help!
352
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:38,733
Look!
353
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,167
That must be Caleb,
the guy who was
354
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,567
abducted from the cornfield.
355
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,133
They're going to use
it on those people.
356
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:45,433
Not if we can help it.
357
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:48,100
But how can the two of
us stop all those goons?
358
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,733
Not to mention us.
359
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,633
There's nowhere to run.
360
00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:52,600
OK.
361
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,100
I'm ready to be rescued now.
362
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,767
Huh?
363
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:02,133
Are we glad to see you.
364
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,800
Dr. Hawking's behind all this.
365
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,333
I'd tell you more, but it looks
like we still have company.
366
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:11,367
Now, it's our
turn to help you.
367
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:12,800
Whoa!
368
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,667
Whoa!
369
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,600
Neat toy.
370
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,200
Where'd you get it?
371
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,433
From our spy supervisor J-Ree.
372
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:20,367
Jerry?
373
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:21,267
No.
374
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,200
J-Ree.
375
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:22,967
Hm?
376
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,800
Help!
377
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:25,800
Up and over, girls.
378
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,833
You guys bring the aliens.
379
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,400
I'm going for that
big, nasty thingamajig.
380
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,100
Huh?
381
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:51,933
Let's see, pulse magnitude,
strength indicator.
382
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:55,100
Here it is.
383
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,633
Merci beaucoup.
384
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:58,467
They speak French, too?
385
00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:01,800
And more than 25 other
intergalactic dialects.
386
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,600
Merci beaucoup.
387
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:07,833
Why don't these things
come with an off switch?
388
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:08,767
What?
389
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:09,733
You again?
390
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:13,733
Sorry.
391
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:17,533
I just had my hair cut.
392
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,267
Dr. Hawking is in
the control room.
393
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,600
Don't touch another button.
394
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,500
Get them.
395
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,367
Give it up, Doctor.
396
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:42,200
Hurry up, girls.
397
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,600
She just programmed--
398
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:47,267
Stay back or I'll crash
this ship into Mexico City.
399
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,500
If I can't have this
technology, no one can.
400
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,733
Well, you definitely
can't have it.
401
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,067
Oh!
402
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,467
We're going down!
403
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,600
Tell us something
we don't know.
404
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,600
Steer us clear of the city.
405
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,533
Me?
406
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:02,467
Steer?
407
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,800
There's no one else.
408
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:04,933
Alex!
409
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,167
Wait a minute.
410
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:08,467
Uh, these controls
look kind of familiar.
411
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:11,000
It's almost exactly like the
car from my driver's ed class,
412
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:11,900
I think.
413
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,700
Then start driving.
414
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,300
Maybe if I do this.
415
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,700
[screams]
416
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,700
Ah!
417
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,133
I can't keep her up anymore.
418
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,667
I gotta set her down.
419
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,067
There's just enough room there.
420
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:28,533
I'm gonna park it like a pro.
421
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:37,400
[screams]
422
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,200
Excuse me.
423
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,333
Driving is hard enough.
424
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:41,333
You got it?
425
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,600
Please return your seats
to their upright positions.
426
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,333
We have landed.
427
00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:52,267
I sure hope I'll pass my
driving test after that.
428
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,100
If you ever need
your corn inspected,
429
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,833
um, here's my number.
430
00:19:58,933 --> 00:19:59,967
Bye, guys!
431
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,467
Have a safe flight.
432
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,800
Merci beaucoup.
433
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:09,100
Maybe someday we can
visit them on their planet.
434
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,033
Maybe, but right now,
you've got a test to take.
435
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:22,167
[giggles]
436
00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:25,067
I've never seen a student
make such quick progress.
437
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:26,333
How did you do it, Alex?
438
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,767
I practiced on a
giant alien spaceship.
439
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,600
So where do you
want to drive first?
440
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,100
Definitely the mall.
441
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,300
I want to see if I can
attract three times as many
442
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,000
boys now that I can drive.
443
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:44,000
[crash]
444
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,967
[crying]
445
00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:47,567
[laughter]
446
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,833
Oh, man.
447
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:52,333
I guess I still need practice
with the parking brake.
448
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:55,133
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