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[theme music playing]

(SINGING) Here we go, we're getting on the road

till we stop and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now baby, here we go.

Here we go, here we go, on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go, we're totally spies

and get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Oh.

Out of the way.

Grandpa here lost his nerve.

Come on, I'm psyched to see how fast this thing is.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Let's see how you like getting pushed around,

Brett.

Hey, what's up with this?

[screaming]

MECHANICAL VOICE: Brett has been a bad boy.

Brett needs a lesson.

[screaming]

[alarm beeping]

Huh?

[screaming]

Sam, Alex, this court has no choice

but to find you guilty of violating

the school dress code.

But Clover-- your honor, our heels are only a half inch

higher than the code allows.

Can't you give us a break?

Well, considering the circumstances,

I guess I can let you off with a suspended sentence.

Objection, your dishonor.

[shriek]

This is total favoritism.

I agree.

You're much too lenient to be a student court judge, Clover.

I'm replacing you with Mandy.

Ugh.

Thank you, Miss Brooks.

I promise I'll restore dignity to this court

and I'll restore integrity, too.

This court finds all three of you in contempt and sentences

you to three weeks of picking up trash.

[bang]

Next case.

ALL: What?

Integrity, ha, what a brown noser.

Yeah, who does she think she is?

The Supreme Court?

Ew, this is, like, supremely nasty.

There must be a way to pick this stuff up faster.

There is, check it out.

Huh?

[screeching tires]

[screaming]

[coughing]

Can't you get a normal office?

Sorry ladies but we need you urgently.

14 hours ago, a computer trapped a student

named Brett Brinkley on a Las Vegas roller coaster.

[crying]

JERRY: We've had two similar attacks.

In Italy, a tourist was attacked by an airport baggage machine.

And a computerized elevator at Silicon Valley High

left the principal quite shook up.

Yikes, more proof that climbing stairs is healthier.

Your first stop is Las Vegas.

Today's gadget menu includes [inaudible]

purse, life raft, parachute.

Oh, don't spray on that perfume, Alex,

it's liquid nitrogen. It freezes steel,

makes it as brittle as glass.

Extremely cook.

Careful, the hairdryer is an infrared heat ray,

the stereo is a sonic disintegrator,

and the camera fires a laser beam.

Guess I won't need film, will I?

[screaming]

Looks like Brett's had enough fun.

Get ready to grab him.

Careful, here he comes.

Go time.

Whoa.

Come on, pal, time to give someone else a turn.

Remind me to stick to the merry go round next time

we go to an amusement park.

Oh, thank you.

I don't get it.

How could a computer voice know your name?

Search me.

I'm on the football team, babe, I don't study

computers or anything else.

Football?

Yeah, I bet you ace all your tests.

I don't have to, babe, I just grab the nearest nerd

and, uh, persuade him to help me.

[ding]

Well, speaking as a nerd, I'm starting to see

why computers attack you.

Whoa, what do you mean computers?

You talk like there's more than one?

In case you haven't noticed, this hotel

is holding the annual computerized gadget show.

[screaming]

What are they doing?

Why are they coming at me like that?

MECHANICAL VOICE: Naughty naughty, Brett,

your punishment isn't over.

OK, say cheese.

Oopsie, wrong camera.

Get out of the way.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Brett has been a bad boy.

[shriek]

Brett needs a lesson.

Time for you to split, honey.

There's never an energy crisis when you need one.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Brett has been a bad boy.

OK, who's next.

Chill, Alex, you got them all.

It's like this computers knew Brett.

We've got to get him somewhere safe.

I'll have WOOHP agents pick him up.

We have to get to Italy before anything

else happens to that gym coach.

[gasp]

[gasp]

[dinging]

Oh, you want some, Mr. Machine?

[shrieking]

Victim number two, coach Joe Hassler has been laying low

here on the island of Capri ever since he got a baggage handled.

Look, I've never been to Vegas,

I don't know this Brett kid, and I don't want to go anywhere.

You'll be safer at WOOHP.

But cars, planes, ships, they all have computer chips now.

If computers are out to get me, how do I travel?

To

Hum.

Hey, This is what I call low tech.

This funicular railway is powered

by cable, no computer on board.

[screaming]

ALL: Whoa!

Sam, does that go for the cable

loaders down at the station?

I'm guessing the answer's no.

[honking]

Ah!

MECHANICAL VOICE: You've been a bad boy, coach,

time for your punishment.

[screaming]

Help!

[grunting]

Look out!

The break lever's jammed.

Oh, we are so dead.

We can still trip the break if we climb

outside to reach the wheel.

Like I said, we're dead.

[honking]

Clover!

OK, time for plan B.

Do we even have a plan B?

We do now, it's called jump.

[crash]

This may be a dumb question to ask a gym coach,

but do you have any enemies?

Only every kid I ever taught.

Any who were good with computers?

Well, I have this one geek running laps all last year.

I forgot his name.

He transferred to Silicon Valley.

Silicon Valley High?

Isn't that where victim number three is principal?

That's it.

The coach picked on kids at one school, Brett at another.

What if they both bullied the same kid

who's now at Silicon Valley?

Mm.

Time to pay a visit to Silicon Valley High.

We can drop the coach off at WOOHP on the way.

Huh?

[beeping]

ALL: Whoa!

Every time I think Jerry can't come

up with a more annoying way for us to travel,

he outdoes himself.

Wow, Silicon Valley High makes our school

look so, so 20th century.

How can we blend in so we don't look so suspicious?

By not blending in.

Let's take a backstage tour of their auditorium.

Wow, look at all that.

Yeah.

Uh, sorry, Principal Vegan is out sick today.

(ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh dear.

Can you help us, love?

We're new exchange students.

I'm Samantha from England.

(RUSSIAN ACCENT) I am Alexandra from Russia.

Is enrolling in school we want.

(EGYPTIAN ACCENT) I am Clover-patra from Egypt.

Hi, I'm Adam Lewis.

Those clothes look familiar.

You've never done a school play here, have you?

Niet, we are just arriving.

Oh, 1,000 pardons, afendi, we wish to meet other students who

are new here.

Could we see your--

how you say-- database of new arrivals?

Sure, let me input my password.

Just don't tell the principal, OK?

CHAD?

CHAD stands for Computer Home Analyzer and Defender.

My invention.

He-- it can access any computer anywhere.

I spend a lot of time on CHAD because dad's always moving us.

I guess we both know how hard it is

to make friends when you're new in school,

all those bullies and snobs.

Yeah, sure.

[clearing throat]

Excuse me, I am very busy.

Adam, I warned you about using my computer to download games

or whatever it is you're doing.

I'm revoking your access permanently.

What?

But Principle Vegan, you can't do that.

No?

Watch me.

Now get out.

And would you three explain?

Mrs. Vegan, you shouldn't have come back,

you're in huge danger.

Danger?

From who?

Oh man, I can't play with the school mainframe anymore, CHAD.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Don't worry, Adam, I already

uploaded instructions to it.

Vera Vegan won't bother us again.

[beep] [slam]

Are your door locks computerized?

Yes.

Windows, too.

Why do you ask? [beep]

[slam]

[screaming]

And your sprinklers?

Hey, CHAD, what's going on?

MECHANICAL VOICE: Just a little prank, Adam.

I'll show you when we get home.

[screaming]

Sam, I left my laser camera backstage

when I changed clothes.

Oh no, and I left the boom box.

Wait, I've still got my fanny pack.

MECHANICAL VOICE: You've been a bad girl,

Vera, now I have to punish you.

There's that creepy voice that loves to dish out punishment.

You're worried about a copier?

No, I'm worried about it's stapler.

[grunting]

[gasp]

How long can you keep that up?

Won't need to for long, in a minute,

we're going to run out of air.

Sam, give me your pack.

Hang on, we're hitting white water.

[screaming]

You OK?

I'm going to the faculty lounge.

I just need to faint for a while.

10 students transferred here and one was Adam.

But could any kid hack into so many systems so fast?

It's not humanly possible.

Wait a sec, that voice we keep hearing doesn't sound human.

Maybe our hacker isn't human.

Jerry, we have 10 suspects but if you can run a check on--

Later, Sam Someone in Silicon Valley

just used the internet to hack into a missile base on Guam.

[shriek]

I'll send a jet to pick you up.

Sargent Clover, relieving you, sir.

General wishes to you on the double, sir.

We've got to stop those missiles from launching.

Get back!

[zap]

[screaming]

Uh oh, I've seen that password before.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Sorry, girls, you're not

going to interfere this time.

[shriek]

Excuse me now, I have some schools to vaporize.

[gasp]

We're running out of time.

Oops, did I mess that up for you?

Yeah.

Clever, but all you've done is buy a few hours.

I'll just infiltrate another silo.

[gasp]

And you're not going anywhere.

Where's that instant metal freezer?

[crash]

Let's get back to Silicon Valley.

The only way to stop this is to find that hacker.

Our suspects just narrowed to one.

Adam's password is the name of his invention, CHAD.

What are you running?

MECHANICAL VOICE: Oh, I ran those so-called exchange

students through some databases.

You mean Samantha, Alexandra, and--

MECHANICAL VOICE: I mean Sam, Alex, and Clover.

They're from Beverly Hills High.

Those liars.

CHAD, I want you to mess their grades up so bad they

get put back in kindergarten.

MECHANICAL VOICE: No problem.

Put on my virtual reality helmet and you

can see all our latest pranks.

ADAM: Wait a second, I asked you to prank everyone

but you've been hurting them instead.

Coach Hassler and Principal Vegan and Brett.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Yes, the ones who hurt us.

They've been bad, they must be punished.

And now you're, you're going to fire

missiles at all my old schools?

MECHANICAL VOICE: You wished they could be destroyed,

all those bullies and snobs.

But I was mad when I said that.

I just wanted to prank everyone, not hurt them.

MECHANICAL VOICE: No, we're in this together now,

Adam, we need to share your mind,

your creativity, your body.

You're right, CHAD, combined with your power,

nothing on earth can stop us.

Target those schools and prepare for countdown.

No one picked up.

The message says his father's out of town.

You think Adam's setting a trap?

Not Adam, that thing he invented.

You said it yourself, Alex, the hacker is too fast to be human.

It travels on the internet, controls other computers,

that's the answer.

CHAD thinks for itself.

An evil computer with a mind of its own?

Ugh, that is so creepy.

We have to pull CHAD's plug at the source.

We all set?

Adam programmed CHAD for home defense so think stealth.

Yee ha!

Yee!

Whoa.

[shriek]

[alarm sounding]

[gasp]

Busted.

Look out.

Launching purse decoy.

[growling]

[barking]

[clapping]

[shrieking]

The heck with stealth, hi-ya.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Stage two intruders.

Initiate arctic defense.

Not exactly a warm welcome.

I bet that's Adam's room--

[screaming]

MECHANICAL VOICE: Finally, silos are open,

locked on to target schools.

[gasp]

CHAD's launching missiles at Adam's schools.

MECHANICAL VOICE: 10 seconds to ignition.

Nine.

Adam, are you in there?

MECHANICAL VOICE: Eight.

[crash]

Those girls have been bad, they must be punished.

Seven.

[crash]

[screaming]

Aim for the power cord.

[buzzing]

- Yeah! - Huh?

MECHANICAL VOICE: Sorry, girls, we have a backup generator.

Six.

[struggling]

This vacuum really sucks.

Adam, help us.

What?

Can't hear you.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Five.

Yes you can.

Use your willpower, you can't let CHAD win.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Tisk tisk.

Four.

So, you're trying to betray me, Adam?

Very well, I'll re-target the missiles to this house

and upload myself to a new computer at the Pentagon.

Two, one, zero.

[grunting]

Yeah.

MECHANICAL VOICE: To little, too late.

And now, farewell-- Adam, you've shorted out my uplink.

Come on, we've got about 10 seconds.

MECHANICAL VOICE: Adam, you can't abandon me.

I order you to come back.

Stop.

[explosions]

[grunting]

What have I done?

I made a monster who almost destroyed us all.

You didn't know what CHAD was doing.

I was just scared you wouldn't snap out of it.

You think that was scary?

In a few hours we have to face judge Mandy.

Oh.

[helicopter blades]

OK, whoa, this is contempt of court.

Mandy, enough is enough.

Tell me about it.

I'll sentence them to six weeks picking up trash.

No you won't.

You have utterly failed to enforce the dress code.

You are off the student court.

Oh really?

Well if I'm not judge any more then I demand a new job.

Uh, Mandy, you missed a milk carton.

[grumbling]

[shriek]

Sour milk.

Run!

Ugh.

[music playing]