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[music playing]

[music - moonbaby, "here we go"]

MOONBABY: (SINGING) Here we go.

We're getting on the road until we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now, baby.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission undercover and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're "Totally Spies" so we get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[music playing]

[alarm sounding]

[crowd wailing]

[explosion]

Juno!

[bell ringing]

Fire?

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

Fire.

Fire!

[music playing]

[bell ringing]

ALEX: No way.

CLOVER: Way.

SAM: So then what did you do?

CLOVER: The only thing I could.

SAM: No way.

CLOVER: Way.

ALEX: You're so cool.

[car honking]

[gasps]

[ding]

Wow.

[chimes]

[birds chirping]

ALEX: What is it, Clover?

Hey, are you OK?

I'm more than OK.

I'm in love.

Ew.

Caitlin's brother?

We really have to get her a blindfold.

CLOVER: Why, hello. Rick.

So good to see you. - Hey, Clover.

How would you love to give me a ride home?

I can't.

Got to go to the mall.

Nice skirt.

Where'd you get that?

I got to get my kid sister a birthday present today.

[grunts]

[music playing]

Kid sister?

I bet his kid sister wouldn't wear something like this.

My mom wouldn't wear something like that.

Maybe you should just be yourself, Clover.

Be myself?

Hello?

Rick's a senior, as in he's used to sophisticated women.

Yeah.

But if a person doesn't like you for who you are--

You guys, we're in the spy business.

Reinventing ourselves is what we do.

[beeping]

[gasps]

[shrieking]

[funky music]

[shrieking]

Girls, we have a worldwide problem on our hands.

Vital members of society have stopped doing their jobs.

They're only interested in playing with toys.

[shouting]

[sirens]

Toys?

You're kidding, right?

Unfortunately, I'm quite serious.

Whoa.

This chaos will turn into pandemonium

unless we nip it in the bud.

And so your mission is to go undercover as buyers.

Finally, a mission I can relate to.

As we speak, there's a Toy Fair going on in Taiwan.

Perhaps you can find a clue there as to who's

behind this bizarre phenomenon.

I've assembled some gadgets for you.

There's the Magnabelt.

Yeah, that's a little too Elvis for me.

The TAD, or Tracking Accessory Device.

It can be activated by your Compowders.

Infrared Heat Detector Glasses, the Manicure Kit

with Press-On Sticky Fingers and Laser Nail File.

Oh, does it have cherry blossom red in it?

And electric blue.

Perfect.

[shrieks]

And lastly, the Ejectabean Bracelet.

[squeals]

Careful with that one.

It's still in development.

And by the way, I like your new look, Clover.

Very sophisticated.

My mother has a suit just like it.

Pfft.

Huh?

[shrieks]

[hip-hop music]

[screaming]

Cool.

[asian music]

Look at all the toys.

How--

Awesome.

Cool.

Childish.

SHOPPER 1: Did you see how wonderful

the Vladimir Kozyrev line was?

SHOPPER 2: You really have to see that Vladimir line.

SHOPPER 3: Vladimir Kozyrev is the most popular

booth at the convention.

Guess we know where to start.

[music playing]

Cool.

I'd say we're definitely in the right place.

Welcome to the Vladimir Kozyrev booth, ladies.

Thanks.

We hear your toys are all the rage.

What my associate means to articulate is

is that we've observed a positive reaction

to your toy line. - Yeah, they're all the rage.

I've never heard of Vladimir Kozyrev before.

Are his toys in stores yet?

No, we're a brand new company.

[beeping]

Really?

No one's had a chance to play with them?

REPRESENTATIVE: This is our big debut.

I see.

Why don't you take some toys, ladies?

- Hey. - What?

Go on. open them.

You'll see their appeal instantly, really.

Maybe later.

Right now we need to make a phone call.

[dramatic music]

[funky music]

[beeping]

JERRY LEWIS (ON PHONE): Hello, ladies.

How's the toy fair?

We're sending some samples your way, Jer.

They're from the Vladimir Kozyrev Toy Company.

[zapping]

Ow!

The rep said the company's brand new,

but the packaging's ancient, like from the '70s.

Not only that.

All the toys in the WOOHP playback

were from their toy line.

Good work, girls.

I'll let you know what we find out.

[ding]

[asian music]

Let's go over the mission while we're

waiting to hear from Jerry.

Better yet, let's go over how I'm

going to impress Rick while we're stuck in stupid Taiwan.

Taiwan's not stupid, Clover.

It's exotic and interesting.

Good angle.

Why didn't I think of that?

[ringtone]

Hi, Rick.

It's Clover.

Oh, nothing much.

I'm just calling from exotic and interesting Taiwan.

[ringtone]

That was fast.

Huh?

Jerry says there's no record of a Vladimir Kozyrev company

anywhere.

CLOVER: Way, way.

Well, somebody has to be making these toys.

[zapping]

Sam, are you OK?

[gasps]

[laughter]

Rick, I'm going to have to call you back.

This is so sixth grade.

Yeah, Sammy. Cut it out.

Make me.

[groans]

Leave me alone now!

No.

Do something, Clover.

Make her stop acting like a-- like a kid.

What do I look like, her mother?

Well, in that outfit.

[screaming]

You behave, young lady, or you're going to your room.

[sighs]

[hip-hop music]

[ding]

ALEX: We better tell Jerry what's going on.

Hi.

Jerry?

Oh, look, everyone.

It's Clover.

Red rover, red rover, send Clover over.

[laughter]

[screaming]

Oh no!

Not Jerry, too!

We have to figure out what's up with these toys

before Jerry, and Sam, and everyone else

are stuck like this forever.

[cars honking]

[jazz music]

It's just the same old stuff we

saw when we were here before.

The Barkaroo!

Shh.

[gasps]

Oh, oh, Megatronic Action Hero.

Shh.

The Beauty Queen, yeah!

Shh.

[gasps]

It's Mommy's doll.

They have Mommy's doll.

Hey, my mom had one of those, too.

The Little Ann.

She said it was the hottest thing when she was a kid.

Why?

It doesn't even light up.

Let's see who manufactured this baby, the Little Ann.

[gasps]

Hey!

[dramatic music]

Run!

[jazzy spy music]

Trespasses are headed for the alley.

Get rid of them permanently.

[gasps]

[shrieks]

I don't suppose that's the welcoming committee.

[wheels sputtering]

[cars honking]

[sirens]

Jerry was right.

Chaos is turning into pandemonium.

Time for a manicure.

Do you really think there's time?

Because that electric blue is awesome.

Press-On Sticky Fingers.

Right.

Whee.

[engine revving]

[jazzy spy music]

[ringtone]

That must be the info on the Little Ann doll.

Says it was manufactured by the Little Ann Toy Company

in Russia in '74.

They stopped production a few years later.

Didn't you say the packaging on the Vladimir

Kozyrev line was from the '70s?

See who owned the Little Ann Toy Company.

Vladimir Kozyrev.

Of course, they're one and the same.

He's still using his old factory to make these new toys.

Guess we know where we're headed.

[beeping]

[electronica music]

[dog barking]

A lot of security for a toy factory.

We need to get inside.

Oh, look.

I want one.

Shh.

[ding]

Yeah.

[chuckles]

[whirring]

What's that?

[squeals]

[delicate music]

Sam, Stop.

Sam!

Simon didn't say.

Simon Says stop, Sam.

[whirring]

[dramatic music]

[sirens]

MAN (OVER INTERCOM): Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

Who put these here?

They're for the next shipment.

Rodney, help me get these inside.

Huh?

[gasps]

Hey, there's a malfunction in this doll.

Then trash it.

[gasps]

Grab another two for the next shipment.

[grunts]

[yells]

High five.

Yeah.

[crash]

The TAD says Sam's in here.

This is almost as big as your closet.

-

Sam, quick, get out of there!

Simon says get out of there now, Sam!

[laughter]

[electronica music]

[screaming]

That was fun.

What else can we play?

[sighs]

[dramatic music]

I wonder why they don't close the boxes.

I'll go ask.

[shrieks]

I have a better idea.

Let's play I Spy.

Yeah.

Like we don't do that every day.

Me first.

Me first.

I spy with my little eye something that is big.

A computer.

You're good.

I bet that beam has something to do

with everyone acting like kids.

ALEX: We just have to figure out what the computer chip is

and reprogram it.

CLOVER: I can't log on.

Password's usually obvious because they think no one will

go for the obvious, like, toys.

[buzz]

Huh?

OK, Little Ann?

[buzz]

Obviously he doesn't know the rules.

[buzz] - Now what?

Huh?

Works for me.

At least it'll slow them down while we--

We have intruders.

[screaming]

Take that.

Run!

Last one out is a rotten egg.

[gasps]

[disco music]

Hello there.

What are you thinking?

Revenge, of course.

Children who once adored my Little Ann

have grown up and forgotten the joy, the simplicity.

They only interested in high-tech gizmos

and silly electronic toys.

Dude, I think she was talking about the outfit.

Totally.

Now, about this whole revenge thing,

it won't bring back the Little Ann.

Of course it will.

Adults across the world will be forced

to remember the joy of the Little Ann

as soon as I regress them to the children they once were.

Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please,

can I go with you, please?

Now, why can't you have an attitude like that?

Hop aboard, my little elf.

No.

Sam, Simon says no.

You'll never get away with this!

[whoosh]

[pop music]

On second thought, maybe he will.

Once those beams hit us, we're doomed to a life of immaturity.

Rick will never know the joy of me.

Hey, it's not my fault.

Push me.

Huh?

Now, where'd they go?

[groans]

[zapping]

[laughter] Little

Hey, little boy, I'll give you a lollipop if you untie me.

Well, OK.

[disco music]

No sign of Vladimir's sleigh.

The TAD!

[beeping]

[gasps]

Sam's just ahead of us.

[beeping]

[gasps]

He threw her overboard!

We got to catch her!

Hang on for hyper speed.

[screaming]

He tricked us.

It's just a doll.

Look.

[gasps]

[screaming]

Kozyrev's dolls aren't turning people into kids anymore.

Now he's using them as an evil army.

We're too late.

Maybe not.

What does Vladimir care about most in the world?

Bell bottoms?

The Little Ann, his pride and joy.

We've got to beat him at his own game.

Oh.

I don't get it.

The old switcharoo.

Don't you mean Barkaroo?

Try to stay with me.

We put the computer chip from the Barkaroo

into the Little Ann.

It's so obvious, he'll never suspect a thing.

Yeah.

I'm on.

[screaming]

[crunch]

Ow!

[gasps]

Hey, don't be mean.

My Little Ann.

This is the last one, Vlady.

If you throw me over, she goes, too.

Hey.

[delicate music]

[zapping]

My Little Ann.

What do you want to do today, Little Ann?

Vladimir, you have to go back to the factory

and make things right.

I don't want to I want to play.

You do it right now, mister, or you're grounded.

Vladimir's in trouble.

All right.

[pop music]

[bell ringing]

No way. ALEX: Way.

Clover, did I really act like a kid?

Only slightly more than usual.

Oh.

Hi, Rick.

I have two tickets to the opera.

Would you care to join me? - Opera?

[record scratch]

Clover, what happened?

You look like my mom now.

Hey Rick, are we still going to the street fair tonight?

Sure, Mandy.

Nice outfit.

PTA meeting?

[laughter]

[screaming]

[boiling]

Excuse me, professor.

Could you tell me where the administration office is?

[grunting]

[thunder]

[screaming]

[muttering]

Being mature is so overrated.

[sighs]

[chimes]

[music - moonbaby, "here we go"]

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