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[music playing]

THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road

till we stop, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now baby here we go, go, go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission undercover and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go.

We're "Totally Spies," so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

This is Professor John Paley, diary entry,

Thursday, 08:00 hours.

I'm baffled.

Every volcanologist considers this a dormant volcano.

But if that's true, then why--

[rumbling]

What on earth?

Well, what on earth?

[flames roaring]

[music playing]

[school bell]

[screaming]

[crash]

[groans]

Uh, that was, like, the perfect end

to our harshest mission yet.

For sure.

After what we've been through, school will be a breeze.

ALEX: Ah, good thing tomorrow night is the big dance.

I so need to unwind.

MANDY: Um, don't think that yet, girls.

This afternoon is the track meet.

And having you three on our team makes me glad I'm not.

[gasp] The track meet!

We forgot!

[horns]

[running footsteps]

[music playing]

[smack]

[shriek]

[music playing]

[boing]

Whoa!

[thud]

[music playing]

[gasp]

[shrieks]

ALEX: [sigh]

Oh, I hope I can move by tomorrow,

and I hope the dance will help us forget

the way we blew the track meet.

Oh, don't say dance, Alex.

It makes my feet hurt more.

Let's just relax.

Yeah.

Relax.

Ah.

[bubbling]

[gasps]

[music playing]

[water splashing and screams]

[splashes]

[grunt]

Huh?

Well, so glad you could drop in, ladies.

Like we had a choice.

Jerry, tell me you're kidding.

I mean, we just got back from the most

intense mission we ever had.

We are wiped, trashed, tweaked.

Relax.

How can we when you're about to send us on another mission?

A mission to relax.

You're no asset to WHOOP when you're stressed,

so I'm sending you on vacation.

Here.

Oh!

All right, let me guess.

This is a bulletproof covering we use for escaping

from a jungle prison.

No.

This is a towel you use for drying off after a swim.

Aha!

I bet this is a high speed drill, and a tube of blasting

gel to blow out a wall?

No, a beach umbrella and sunscreen to stop a sunburn.

And before you ask, that's a nose clip for swimming.

Oh, that's the gadget emergency kit, a precaution.

You won't need it.

Let me get this straight.

You're sending us somewhere to have fun?

JERRY: How does Hawaii sound?

Hm?

Too good to be true.

All right, I have just one question.

When does our flight leave?

In one minute.

Just step in here.

This elevator's kind of small.

Does it take us right to our plane?

Oh, there's no plane.

A cruise missile is much faster.

Bon voyage, ladies.

Huh?

[shrieks]

SAM: Jerry!

CLOVER: I never fly by missile!

I'm totally claustrophob--

[screaming]

[missile blasting]

[music playing]

[screams]

[thuds]

JULIE: Hi, I'm Julie, your WHOOP travel agent.

You must be Sam, Clover, and Alex.

I have your vacation all set!

Uh, Julie, could you be not quite so perky?

Huh?

I can't believe it.

We're really in Hawaii!

This is like my ultimate fantasy trip!

Up the beach, we have hula dancing.

If it'll get you to dial down the perkiness, I'm there.

My kind of dance is the towelonga.

Or you could just lie back and work on your tan.

Now that's my kind of work.

[hula music]

Ah.

I want action, like tomorrow night

when we rock out to the finest band in Beverly Hills.

Ultra Loud Zone.

[surf boards clattering]

[shriek] See

COREY: Whoops!

My board got away from me.

My name's Alex.

Who are you?

Corey.

I came here to study volcanoes with my college professor,

which is totally cool because Hawaii

is my ultimate fantasy trip.

Really?

Mine too!

Excellent.

Yeah.

I love the food, the people, the music.

Though I'm not much at hula dancing.

No?

Well, my favorite dance is one you might never heard of.

It's called the towelonga.

Mine too!

This is almost like destiny!

Who's your favorite band?

Oh, wow.

That's tough.

There's thousands to choose from.

But I'd have to say my favorite is Ultra--

Loud Zone!

[heart throbbing]

Are you doing anything later?

No.

Professor Paley was supposed to bring

me up to his camp at that dormant volcano,

but he never showed.

Hey, want to catch a wave?

Oh, sure.

Hey, surfing is the only life for me.

[waves crashing]

[nervous laugh]

Right.

I just got to go tell my friend where I'll be.

[music playing]

Clover, you got a minute?

I need you to tell me how to surf!

Huh?

Corey?

How big do these waves yet?

Oh, three, maybe four.

Feet?

Stories.

Four stories?

Here we go.

ALEX: [scream]

Awesome!

Come on, Alex!

Corey, I have a confession.

I never surfed anything bigger than a 35 foot wave!

OK.

Hold on, Alex!

[flames roaring]

Corey!

Sam! Clover!

Help!

Clover, give me a hand.

Get me out of here!

We're coming, Alex!

Get in.

[screams]

[waves crashing]

Anyone injured?

I have critical split end damage.

And Corey's gone!

He stood right there and vanished in a burst of fire.

It was like a volcano erupting.

This doesn't look like sand to me.

It's obsidian, volcanic glass.

Is there anything you don't know?

Corey said his professor flaked

out and never showed for his field trip

to study that volcano.

You're saying there's a connection

between the missing volcano prof and Corey going up in smoke?

I got a bad feeling about this.

I'm calling Jerry.

Jerry, this is Sam.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, Sam.

Are you there?

I-- I don't read you.

Are you-- sorry.

Forget it.

Your com powder got wet.

We'll try ours.

Maybe there's something in the kit we can use.

Computer Spy Manual.

Type in volcano.

Let's see what comes up.

WHOOP has a volcano research lab in Iceland.

Maybe they can answer our questions.

Iceland?

Where it's, like, all icy?

So?

Corey needs our help.

Alex is right, Clover.

We have a duty to check this out.

Hi!

Julie, we have to get to Iceland.

Oh, no problem.

I'll arrange it.

I swear, if she doesn't stop grinning.

[gasps]

Not again!

[music playing]

ALEX: Can somebody please scratch my neck?

CLOVER: Ow!

Get your toe out of my eye!

[missile blasting]

[shouts]

Whoa!

This is so cold!

What are you doing in Iceland dressed like this?

[teeth chattering]

(SHIVERING) Could we discuss this over a hot grande decaf

soy latte?

Dr. Sorenson, we need to know if you've

had any reports of volcanic eruptions in Hawaii.

DR. SORENSON: Yeah, we had one yesterday,

and one earlier today.

Both were near a dormant volcano,

so we assumed they were false alarms.

If there were eruptions, we'd have

heard from our volcanologist there, Professor Paley.

ALL: Professor Paley?

He's been missing since yesterday.

And his mega cute student Corey vanished earlier today.

[alarm]

Now I know we have a bug in the system.

You're sure the eruptions aren't real?

My dear, if all of these volcanoes

were to erupt at once, it would mean

massive global destruction.

So it's safe to go back to Hawaii?

Well, if people are disappearing there,

I wouldn't call it safe.

You're not thinking of going back?

[music playing]

[grunting]

[wind blowing]

How did they get these things in the kit?

Pass me the binocular shades.

I don't see any sign of Paley.

Can we just go home now?

Wait a sec.

I see something down there.

Looks like glass.

CLOVER: Whoa!

Watch your step!

Whoa!

Oh, Clover.

I owe you big time.

You guys OK down there?

[gasp]

[rocks tumbling]

Wow.

Didn't think you'd pay me back so soon.

Forget the "he went home" theory.

He wouldn't leave these.

Look, a camcorder!

Hey, let's make a video of us.

No, don't!

It may have recorded a clue.

Let's rewind and see what he was doing.

What on earth?

There was an eruption, and Professor

Paley vanished just like Corey.

One problem, Alex.

If this was all molten lava yesterday,

how can the rocks look totally the same today?

Let me see.

Alex, walk out there.

Is this where he was standing?

Exactly.

See this crack?

CLOVER: Duh!

It's so obvious.

This is a trap door.

[rocks tumbling]

[shouts]

[growl]

Corey!

You're all right!

Alex, get out of here before they

catch you like they did us!

Huh? Intruders!

[gasps]

I'll be back for you, Corey!

Whoa.

We just hit volcano central.

It looks like that humongous laser keeps the lava cooking.

I bet his place is wired into every other volcano on earth.

What kind of freak came up with this?

That would be me.

[gasps]

Dr. Hephaestus is the name.

Global devastation is my game.

Forgive me if I startled you.

Meeting people is so awkward.

Let's try this again from the top.

[music playing]

Hey!

Stop them!

[smack]

Ow, my foot!

[thud]

Don't mess with our vacation!

Put that down before someone gets hurt, like you!

Whoa!

[fire roaring]

DR. HEPHAESTUS: Ah, ah, ah.

Careful, girls.

Volcanic fire ruined my face, as it will yours.

My machine can erupt every volcano on earth.

And when the world is covered in lava,

you all will look like me.

[laughs]

You have serious issues, doc, though I'm sure it's nothing

a little facial wouldn't cure.

You know, I can relate.

That week I had a pimple, I was a major witch.

True, but we still loved you anyway.

Your evil plan won't succeed, Hephaestus.

Not if we have anything to say about it.

[laughs]

ALEX: Uh, I guess we don't have anything to say about it.

We're almost in the lava, and this heat is trashing my hair.

Heat.

Maybe my com powder's dry.

Jerry.

Jerry!

Ah, forget it.

Sam calling Dr. Sorenson.

Sam.

Are you all right?

Well, we're kind of hung up, Dr. S. Can you reach Jerry?

I'm a little busy myself.

Every volcano on earth is starting to blow.

We have to do something!

Molten lava's about to cover the world.

Not to mention our hair.

Alex, give me your nose clip.

[music playing]

You go, cowgirl.

Seize them!

I knew he'd say that.

Split up!

[guns blasting]

[explosion]

[crash]

[gasp]

[blast]

[music playing]

[guns blasting]

[squirt]

Whoa!

[thud]

Now tell me where the keys are so I can let my friends out!

I got your keys right here.

Hey!

Help us trash that volcano machine!

We have to turn this off now.

Yeah.

[glass breaking]

The lava's almost to our level.

Hot foot alert!

Hey, I smell garlic.

Huh?

This is hot, as in spicy.

It's definitely not lava.

It's marinara sauce!

JERRY: That's right, ladies.

SAM: Hephaestus!

There is no Hephaestus.

Jerry!

SAM: And your henchmen are really WHOOP agents?

And Corey is really goofy.

You're not trying to destroy the world?

What's going on?

It was all part of the test.

Everything was fake?

Yes.

This phony volcano was once an arch villain's hideout.

Now I use it for our annual field test.

You were testing us?

Did we pass?

Uh, no.

The lava got you before you could "save the world,"

so you all have to undergo retraining.

Corey, you were in on this.

My-- my name is Maury, not-- not-- not Corey.

So your favorite dance isn't the towelonga?

Sorry.

Your beach bag was bugged.

I don't even dance.

[rumbling]

What is this, Jerry?

Extra credit?

No.

This is real.

Great.

We blow the track meet, I fall for a dork, and now this.

There's an actual volcano under your fake one,

and it's erupting!

[music playing]

[scream]

[stones crashing]

[scream]

We'll never be able to move all that stone in time.

We're trapped!

Get back.

That's real lava.

This is too ironic.

Look out!

[stones crashing]

If only we could fly through there.

SAM: That's it!

Alex, your parachute's back in the emergency kit, right?

Yeah, but what can we do with it?

Make a hot air balloon!

If we can stretch the chute across the crack.

Leave it to me.

[music playing]

Everybody hold on tight.

[rumbling]

[volcano erupting]

Well, we made it, thanks to your girls.

You showed real resourcefulness.

You still going to flunk us?

No, you pass with flying colors.

CLOVER: Cool.

Now, how about a real vacation?

I've heard of guys being two faced,

but Maury was ridiculous.

Let's forget Hawaii and just enjoy the dance.

I wonder what theme they picked.

[hula music]

No.

Not that!

Anything but this!

[hula music]

They seriously need to get a life.

[hula music]

[theme music]