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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,167 THEME SONG: Here we go. 2 00:00:10,267 --> 00:00:14,600 We're getting on the road till we stop, and then we'll shop. 3 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,000 S one, two, three. 4 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:20,000 Now baby, here we go. 5 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:22,000 Here we go. 6 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:25,000 Here we go on a mission undercover, 7 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,567 and we're in control. 8 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:28,000 Here we go. 9 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,400 Here we go. 10 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,567 We're totally spies, so we'll get on with the show. 11 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:33,967 Here we go. 12 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,567 Here we go. 13 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:36,567 Here we go. 14 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,800 Who's this Ricky Mathis chump, anyway? 15 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,200 I don't know, but his fans sure seem to like him. 16 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,500 We can't keep his lame, pretty boy single on the shelf. 17 00:01:01,033 --> 00:01:04,500 [banging on door] 18 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,067 [screaming] 19 00:01:09,567 --> 00:01:11,467 [music playing] 20 00:01:16,167 --> 00:01:17,467 CLOVER: So, Sammy, any chance I could 21 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:19,433 borrow your cashmere belly sweater tomorrow? 22 00:01:19,533 --> 00:01:22,133 SAMANTHA: Sure, that's what best friends are for. 23 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:24,067 Hey, what about me? 24 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,533 Don't be crazy, Alex. 25 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:27,967 We can't possibly wear Sam's sweater at the same time. 26 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:29,467 We'll totally stretch it out. 27 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:33,967 No, Clover, I meant, aren't I your best friend too? 28 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:37,167 Aw, well of course you are, silly. 29 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:39,400 And that's why I'm going to borrow your leopard print 30 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,367 sandals tomorrow. 31 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,300 [gasps] 32 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:44,733 Clover, what is it? 33 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:45,633 What's wrong? 34 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:52,767 Yeah, what's with all the drool? 35 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:57,167 I think-- I think I'm in love. 36 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:59,767 Must find out who he is. 37 00:01:59,867 --> 00:02:03,500 [strumming on guitar] 38 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,267 Hi, I'm Clover. 39 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:06,900 SAMANTHA: Is it me, or does Clover 40 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,767 fall in love more often than Mandy 41 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,900 maxes out her credit card? 42 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,400 What do you say we go out after school? 43 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,700 I'll even let you buy me a nonfat latte. 44 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,633 You will? 45 00:02:15,733 --> 00:02:16,533 OK. 46 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,167 Sorry, Clover. 47 00:02:20,267 --> 00:02:22,467 Daimon's already got plans after school. 48 00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:24,833 He's going to the mall with yours truly. 49 00:02:24,933 --> 00:02:27,800 Oh yeah, that's right, the mall. 50 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:28,800 [fire sirens] 51 00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:33,133 Well, no big deal. 52 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:34,700 I was only trying to do him a favor 53 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,067 because he's new around here. 54 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:39,033 [music playing] 55 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:41,633 Clover! 56 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:42,867 Clover! 57 00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:44,133 Don't worry, Clover. 58 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:46,367 I'll buy you a nonfat latte after school. 59 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:48,700 Besides, wouldn't you rather hang out with us 60 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,533 than some dimwit musician? 61 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:52,167 Yeah, I guess so. 62 00:02:52,267 --> 00:02:54,633 Only I just can't help liking Daimon. 63 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:58,033 Call me crazy, but I just have thing for musicians. 64 00:02:58,133 --> 00:02:59,700 I gotta find a way to get his attention off 65 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,667 of Mandy and onto me. 66 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,033 [screaming] 67 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:09,533 Is it me, or do our missions only occur during times 68 00:03:09,633 --> 00:03:11,300 of major personal crisis? 69 00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:21,233 Well, so nice of you girls to drop in. 70 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:24,667 Nice for some of us. 71 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:25,700 ALEX: Ricky Mathis? 72 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,233 Never heard of him. 73 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,533 JERRY: That's because he's an overnight musical sensation. 74 00:03:29,633 --> 00:03:32,367 In fact, as of today, he's only released one single-- 75 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:35,800 the optimistically titled, "Rock Legend." 76 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:37,267 Which makes it even more unsettling 77 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:39,100 that there have been reports of similar occurrences 78 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,067 all around the globe. Something's up. 79 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:42,800 We're just not sure what. 80 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,800 So where do we fit in? 81 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,400 JERRY: Your mission is to go undercover as the opening 82 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,267 act on his world tour and find out 83 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,333 exactly what it is about Ricky Mathis that 84 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:54,533 makes his fans so fanatical. 85 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:56,933 You mean, we get to be in a real band? 86 00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:59,033 A real pretend one. 87 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:00,767 This is so perfect. 88 00:04:00,867 --> 00:04:02,300 When Daimon finds out, he'll toss 89 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,400 Mandy like a day old muffin and come running straight to me. 90 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,700 He'll see me as his musical equal. 91 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,600 I'll be irresistible. 92 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,233 Now, all we need is a name. 93 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:14,100 Actually ladies, we've already taken care of your name. 94 00:04:16,433 --> 00:04:18,000 SAMANTHA: We're called The Spies? 95 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:20,533 That is so lame. 96 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:23,367 ALEX: Yeah, totally unimaginative. 97 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:24,833 It was my idea. 98 00:04:24,933 --> 00:04:25,733 Oh. 99 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,200 [nervous laughter] 100 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,167 Hey, look at these cool instruments. 101 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,400 [music playing] 102 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:46,967 JERRY: Perhaps now isn't the best time for you to practice. 103 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:48,167 Now where were we? 104 00:04:48,267 --> 00:04:49,567 The trap is ready, sir 105 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,300 Oh, yes, the gear. 106 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,233 This week, you'll be utilizing the expendable cable bungee 107 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:57,200 belt, the Wind Tunnel 3000 tornado blast hairdryer, 108 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,933 the suction cup bottom go-go boots, the ultra sensitive 109 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,767 earring microphone, and-- 110 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:04,033 my personal favorite-- a potty. 111 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:05,367 A what-y? 112 00:05:05,467 --> 00:05:07,700 No, not a what-y, UPWATI-- 113 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,100 Underwater Power Walking Apparatus That's Inconspicuous. 114 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,200 Now, good-bye and good luck, ladies. 115 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:16,867 Or as they say in showbiz, break a leg. 116 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:18,433 [screaming] 117 00:05:21,867 --> 00:05:24,300 [music playing] 118 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,033 Wow, look, we have fans already. 119 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:32,200 [shrieks] 120 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,000 FAN 1: Hey, you're not Ricky. 121 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,200 FAN 2: That's not him. 122 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:38,067 Wow, I guess Ricky Mathis is popular. 123 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:45,733 Wow. 124 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:48,300 CLOVER: I can't wait to talk to Daimon about this. 125 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,100 He'll be so impressed with me. 126 00:05:53,133 --> 00:05:54,333 Is that all she thinks about? 127 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:55,233 Daimon (ON PHONE): Hello. 128 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:58,433 Hi, Daimon, it's Clover. 129 00:05:58,533 --> 00:06:01,333 Just thought I'd call to see what's happening stateside. 130 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:02,933 I don't know what's going on stateside, 131 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:04,900 but I'm hanging out at the mall. 132 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,767 So what's up with you, Clover? 133 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,533 CLOVER (ON PHONE): Oh, the usual. 134 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:11,267 My band, The Spies, is touring with Ricky Mathis. 135 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:13,767 We're just hanging out at our extravagant and glamorous 136 00:06:13,867 --> 00:06:15,400 hotel in London right now. 137 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,600 Whoa, you're on tour with Ricky Mathis? 138 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,267 I had no idea you were even in a band. 139 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:21,233 Oh, yeah. 140 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:25,100 I'm quite an accomplished guitarist. 141 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,700 Wow, awesome. 142 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,967 Hey, like maybe when you get back, 143 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:30,900 we can get together and jam or something. 144 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,767 I could probably squeeze you in next week. 145 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:33,700 I'll let you know. 146 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:34,600 Bye. 147 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:43,900 You must be The Spies. 148 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:44,800 Spies? 149 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,333 That's ridiculous. 150 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:48,667 Who told you we were spies? 151 00:06:48,767 --> 00:06:50,800 Yes, that's us, The Spies. 152 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,033 We rock. 153 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,500 Well, I am Phil Jenkins, the tour manager. 154 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,300 Ricky's very anxious to meet you. 155 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,833 What do you say we head up to the penthouse? 156 00:06:58,933 --> 00:07:00,400 [strumming on guitar] 157 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,767 SAMANTHA: Great song. 158 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:04,400 Thanks, I just wrote it. 159 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,900 PHIL: We're scheduled to record Ricky's 160 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,167 new song tomorrow morning. 161 00:07:07,267 --> 00:07:09,333 I'm sure it's going to be his next big hit. 162 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:10,933 We're sure it will be too. 163 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:14,467 We're thrilled to be touring with such great musical talent. 164 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:15,367 The feeling is mutual. 165 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:17,033 I just adore your early work. 166 00:07:17,133 --> 00:07:18,400 - We have early work? - Shh. 167 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,400 Hey, you guys should come to the recording studio 168 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,167 and hang out. 169 00:07:21,267 --> 00:07:22,333 It'll be a blast. 170 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:24,033 Sorry, Ricky, your recording sessions 171 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:26,567 are strictly off limits. - Sounds like fun. 172 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,467 We'd love to go. 173 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:29,867 Great. 174 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:32,467 OK, everybody, we don't want to keep those hungry fans waiting. 175 00:07:33,633 --> 00:07:34,467 Oopsy. 176 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,100 SAMANTHA: Hm, that's weird. 177 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,033 Since when do CDs glow? 178 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:45,100 So besides the fact that he has totally 179 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,233 crazed fans and glowing CDs, Ricky 180 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:48,333 seems pretty normal to me. 181 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:49,267 Ouch! 182 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:51,633 Ricky! 183 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:52,633 Ricky! 184 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:53,633 Ricky! 185 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:54,600 Ricky! 186 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:55,600 Ricky! 187 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,000 Ricky! 188 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:57,967 Here goes nothing. 189 00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:59,267 You ready, Clover? 190 00:07:59,367 --> 00:08:00,567 Clover? 191 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:02,967 Clover, you are not supposed to be listening to music. 192 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,433 You are supposed to be playing it. 193 00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:07,433 Besides, I took Ricky's CD for evidence. 194 00:08:07,533 --> 00:08:09,600 Too bad, because I totally dig it. 195 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,733 It's really infectious. 196 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:13,300 [crowd cheering] 197 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,200 Wow. 198 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,967 [music playing] 199 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,400 Hey, we sound great! 200 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,267 Yeah, that's because the music is pre-recorded. 201 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:28,167 In case you haven't noticed, none of us are singing 202 00:08:28,267 --> 00:08:30,700 and your guitars aren't even hooked up to amplifiers. 203 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,200 Guess they'll be wanting an encore. 204 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,333 RICKY: Nice job lip syncing. 205 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:40,967 Took me forever to get it right. 206 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,467 You lip sync, Ricky? 207 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:45,400 I don't like to, but Phil insists that I don't sing live. 208 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,833 I guess I can't argue with success. 209 00:08:47,933 --> 00:08:49,333 [crowd cheering] 210 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:53,067 ALEX: So much for the theory about Ricky being normal. 211 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:54,600 The guy doesn't even sing. 212 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,900 That's not the only thing that isn't normal. 213 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,167 Check that out, girls. 214 00:08:58,267 --> 00:09:00,600 What do you say we go grab a spy's eye view. 215 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:01,800 ALEX: Good idea. 216 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:02,900 Clover, you coming? 217 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Are you crazy? 218 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,800 I've got a killer view right here. 219 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:08,767 It's spy time. 220 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:13,100 PHIL: Yeah, yeah, Mr. Sebastian. 221 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,167 Everything is a go for tomorrow's recording session. 222 00:09:15,267 --> 00:09:17,633 And I've prepared the special lyrics. 223 00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:19,700 Unfortunately, Ricky invited those pesky 224 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,233 Spies to come along. 225 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:22,667 We'll have to keep that security. 226 00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:23,600 Huh? 227 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,067 Oh, hey, girls. 228 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:25,967 What's wrong? 229 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,100 Aren't you having fun? 230 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:32,367 Hey, I think I've gone deaf. 231 00:09:32,467 --> 00:09:34,267 Actually, the booth is soundproof. 232 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:36,667 The noise night after night gives me a headache. 233 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:37,800 I prefer just to watch. 234 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:44,900 SAMANTHA: So let's review. 235 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Ricky's fans are nuts. 236 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:46,967 His CDs glow. 237 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:48,233 He doesn't sing. 238 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,833 And his manager sits in a soundproof booth 239 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:50,900 during his shows. 240 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,300 Getting freaky. 241 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,867 What do you think, Clover? 242 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:55,900 I think Ricky was incredible. 243 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,533 I mean, he's so talented. 244 00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:59,600 I could just listen to him all night. 245 00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:07,133 Must hear Ricky. 246 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:11,533 OK, this is weird. 247 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,833 Maybe we should check it out with-- 248 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:14,033 Jerry? 249 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,367 Hello, ladies. 250 00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:17,367 I hope rock stardom hasn't gone to your heads. 251 00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:19,133 It hasn't so far, but if we keep getting 252 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:21,000 showered with roses, it might. 253 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,267 Oh, those. 254 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:25,467 They were sent by one Daimon Reynolds. 255 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:26,267 Hey, Clover. 256 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:27,800 The flowers are for you. 257 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,167 Daimon sent them. 258 00:10:29,267 --> 00:10:31,900 Please, now that I'm involved with Ricky, 259 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,033 I'm like so over Daimon. 260 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,333 Oh, man. 261 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:38,500 How deluded can you get, not to mention fickle. 262 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,700 So anyway, Jerry, what can you tell us about a Mr. Sebastian? 263 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,267 Hm, says here he's the owner of Ricky Mathis' record label. 264 00:10:45,367 --> 00:10:46,867 Apparently, he used to be quite the successful 265 00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:51,000 guitar player before he lost his arm in a freak pyrotechnics . 266 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,133 [screaming] 267 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,500 Now he's an eccentric, recluse producer 268 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,267 who lives on a remote island off the coast of Brazuela. 269 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:01,400 Ricky! 270 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,833 RICKY: So who's ready to go to my recording 271 00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:05,067 studio in Brazuela? 272 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:06,200 [thunder] 273 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,133 Wow! 274 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,133 [music playing] 275 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:16,967 SAMANTHA: So I wonder what was up 276 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,800 with that strange radio tower thing 277 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,100 being strapped to the yacht. 278 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,667 ALEX: Well, Says says it's so they 279 00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:23,233 can broadcast the concert live. 280 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,733 SAMANTHA: I don't buy it. 281 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:28,300 Since when do you need guards to watch a satellite dish? 282 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,567 ALEX: This is definitely the creepiest recording 283 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,067 studio I've ever seen. 284 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,867 That was great, Ricky. 285 00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:42,333 CLOVER: Yeah, it was totally excellent. 286 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:44,000 Ugh! 287 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,033 Now why don't we lay down the lyrics. 288 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,700 RICKY: I'm Ricky and I'm your master. 289 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,400 Follow me as I spread disaster. Take over the government. 290 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,367 Do as I say. 291 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,567 I'll rule the world and you'll obey. 292 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,567 Phil, I sort of didn't intend for the new song 293 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,367 to be so aggressive. 294 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,167 What happened to the lyrics I wrote? 295 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,467 Ricky, trust me. 296 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:06,600 I know what I'm doing. 297 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,533 These new lyrics will give your song that hip, 298 00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:11,733 edgy feel the kids are so wild about these days. 299 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:16,600 OK, I'd say those definitely fall under the special lyrics 300 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,833 category. 301 00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:20,800 All the lyrics Ricky sings are special. 302 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,067 Maybe we should take this opportunity 303 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,467 to do a little spying. 304 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:25,533 I'm right behind you. 305 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,767 I just love it when fashion has a purpose. 306 00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:32,667 Oh! 307 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,900 The secret laboratory's got to be around here somewhere. 308 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,900 ALEX: [screams] 309 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,167 Nice work, Alex. 310 00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:51,400 ALEX: Yeah, any time. 311 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,500 The new Ricky single is all finished. 312 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,600 SEBASTIAN: Excellent. 313 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,200 SCIENTIST: The frequency has been successfully added. 314 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,233 Good. 315 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,433 Now let's see the effects first hand. 316 00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:15,567 I take it the guy with the scary hook is Sebastian. 317 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,600 And I take it he doesn't play guitar much these days. 318 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,700 SEBASTIAN: Have a seat. 319 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,133 We want to know what you think of this new song. 320 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,033 [music playing] 321 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,400 You're Ricky, and you're my master. 322 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,700 I'll follow you as you spread disaster. 323 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,700 Take over the government. 324 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,833 I'll do as you say. 325 00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,867 You'll rule the world and I'll obey. 326 00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:42,100 SEBASTIAN: You're dismissed. 327 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,100 You're Ricky, and you're my master. 328 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,067 I'll follow you as you spread disaster. 329 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,367 Did you see that? 330 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,500 It's like-- it's like Ricky's song hypnotized 331 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,100 that guy or something. 332 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,500 The frequency they were talking about 333 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,567 must be some kind of subliminal mind control device. 334 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:58,633 That would explain why Clover's been acting so crazy. 335 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,167 - Huh? - Think about it. 336 00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:02,700 Ricky's first song, "Rock Legend," 337 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,200 is about rock star worship. 338 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,500 And what does it do? 339 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,067 It hypnotizes listeners into worshipping him. 340 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,167 They do whatever the lyrics tell them to. 341 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,533 So that means if Ricky performs at the concert, 342 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:15,233 the fans will do whatever the lyrics say. 343 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,133 Shh! 344 00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:21,667 SEBASTIAN: Security, we have intruders. 345 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,833 [screaming] Run! 346 00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:25,333 Nice gadget. 347 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,933 What was that-- a portable, high viscosity, oil cannon? 348 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:27,933 That was no gadget. 349 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,867 That was my favorite mousse. 350 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,267 Expensive too. 351 00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,367 You're Ricky, and you're my master. 352 00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:41,300 Quick, we can scale down the wall. 353 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:03,500 So The Spies are really spies. 354 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,767 How totally lame and unimaginative. 355 00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:06,800 Don't blame us. 356 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:07,933 Jerry thought of it. 357 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,367 - 358 00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:10,967 SEBASTIAN: Unfortunately, you'll never have a chance 359 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,333 to report what you've learned. 360 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,233 Because in approximately 20 seconds, the only thing 361 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,100 you'll be interested in will be the worshipping of Ricky 362 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,300 Mathis, which means that tonight, 363 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,333 you won't mind when I jam all the radio, TV, 364 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:25,767 and internet signals around the globe. 365 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:28,733 Nor will it bother you when I take control of the world 366 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:31,000 with my new hypnotized slaves. 367 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,467 Because you will be two of them. 368 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:36,100 Enjoy your last moments of free will. 369 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,300 [maniacal laughter] 370 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,100 Great, now what are we going to do? 371 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,067 We can use those to get out. 372 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,667 No, not like that. 373 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,200 Whoo ha! 374 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:08,033 [music playing] 375 00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:13,667 SAMANTHA: Wow, this UPWATI is really great. 376 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:14,767 ALEX: UP- whaty? 377 00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:17,067 SAMANTHA: Don't start that again. 378 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,567 Now let's get to the concert before it's too late. 379 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,667 ALEX: I'm getting really sick of this salt water. 380 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,500 It totally frizzes my hair. 381 00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:32,167 AUDIENCE: Ricky! 382 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,733 Ricky! Ricky! 383 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:34,700 Ricky! 384 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,633 Ricky! 385 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,033 ALEX: Psst, Ricky! 386 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,300 What are you guys doing here? 387 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,033 You're supposed to be out there playing. 388 00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,800 Well, we would be, except you're good friends, 389 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,000 Phil and Sebastian, decided to lock us in a recording booth 390 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,033 and use a hypnotic version of your new song 391 00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,567 to try to turn us into zombies. 392 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,933 Alex, fill him in. 393 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:58,467 I've got to get to that radio tower. 394 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,867 Now let's go watch the fireworks. 395 00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,233 [music playing] 396 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:28,200 OK, how the heck am I gonna stop the broadcast? 397 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,600 Sebastian planned on using my music 398 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,333 to take over some government? 399 00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:35,367 Actually, he planned on using you to rule the world. 400 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,533 Weren't you paying attention? 401 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,100 There he is! 402 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,433 SEBASTIAN: Where's Ricky? 403 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,833 He should have been playing by now. 404 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,367 This crowd is ready to start a riot. 405 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,467 PHIL: We can't wait. I'll start the music by remote. 406 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:52,433 AUDIENCE: Ricky! 407 00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:53,433 Ricky! 408 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:54,367 Ricky! 409 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,800 Oh, no! 410 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,567 RICKY: What do we do now? 411 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,267 ALEX: Looks like the only way out is up. 412 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,567 What the-- 413 00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:16,967 That's it. 414 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,133 Time to get rid of those annoying 415 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,067 spies once and for all. 416 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,467 [music playing] 417 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,467 [gunfire] 418 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,433 What's going on here? 419 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:48,300 Somehow we picked up the signal of Ricky's recording. 420 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,333 That's not supposed to happen. 421 00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,000 Quick, turn the monitors off. 422 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,400 No, don't shut them off. 423 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,567 Ricky's music is so wonderful. 424 00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:07,367 You're Ricky, you're our master. 425 00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:10,100 You're Ricky, you're our master. 426 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:14,500 AUDIENCE: You're Ricky, you're our master. 427 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:26,333 JERRY: Don't worry, girls. 428 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,633 We'll take over from here. 429 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,533 You're Ricky. 430 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,500 You're our master. 431 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,733 You're Ricky. 432 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,367 You're our master. 433 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,200 SAMANTHA: Gee, thanks, Jerry, and not a minute too soon. 434 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,700 These vicious criminals were just 435 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,067 about to force Ricky to autograph 436 00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:42,167 their concert t-shirts. 437 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,967 CLOVER: I can't believe I fell for Ricky Mathis. 438 00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,100 I'm like so embarrassed. 439 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,967 ALEX: Don't be so hard on yourself. 440 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,467 You just weren't thinking straight. 441 00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,433 SAMANTHA: Yeah, luckily the effects of the music wore off, 442 00:19:57,533 --> 00:20:00,100 and you're not a mindless, zombie groupie anymore. 443 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,600 Hey, Clover, you're back. 444 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,833 Did you get my Flowers 445 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,300 Yeah, I got them. 446 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,867 So, like, I was thinking maybe we could get together, 447 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:10,800 and you could tell me all about your tour with Ricky Mathis. 448 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,333 Sorry, Daimon. 449 00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:14,900 After the whole tour experience, I'm like so over musicians. 450 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 [bird cawing] 451 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,100 I'm so proud of you, Clover. 452 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,767 Yeah, you've finally come to your senses. 453 00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,233 I just decided that it's really 454 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:27,167 dumb to fall for every guy with a guitar in his hands. 455 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:30,467 Excuse me, can anyone tell me where the music room is? 456 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:31,300 [harp playing] 457 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,400 I'm new, and I'm kind of lost. 458 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,467 I'd be happy to take you to the music room. 459 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,133 I guess this means she's back into musicians. 460 00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:46,133 Something tells me she never got over them. 461 00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:48,233 CLOVER: In fact, if you don't have lunch plans, 462 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,833 you can buy me a nonfat latte. 463 00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,600 And I'll give you a tour of the school. 464 00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:57,100 [theme music playing] 32412

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