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I'm not even on purpose, but i am the worst ghoster.

Probably only text 4 people ever

Im really bad at texting back

Im always on do not disturb

Whenever you texted me it says she has her notifications turned off

But you always texted right away

It's like the middle of fucking day

Or they'll just texts name

And then when im back and see

What is this? Is this a new thing

You know

I just learned that my phone, when i'm driving

Just automatically texts people

That um...I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW

Let's take the lenses off

We have similar phones

Now we just need to get a little

Piercing

Do kissy-kiss

That right ladies

They like kissing each other

They like kisseing each other

I'm going to taste it, oh my god.

It tastes really good on lip gloss

Should i take this off?

No! It doesn't

Have you ever had your nipples pierced before

no

I totally would

Yeah, I don't want to look too much like a badass.

Like baby face?

Your little tattoos are cute though!

Thank you

You're tan

You're more tan than me normally

Yeah i've been laying out in the sun

See your little freckles

Because it was always like

When we started going this tanning salon

A while ago

Cause im so fucking pale

And then

I was like, which is cool or whatever but then

because i don't want to lay out and tan

or like chairs

deck chairs and stuff outside in the pool

But then...I love tanning slums

laying under sun for 30 minutes

just look at your phone

you normally do

You're still tanning

太陽の中で寝てる時は、毎日ビタミンDを塗らないといけません。

30分くらいにしておいてくださいね

バットホルダー

あなたが見ただけだけど、めっちゃ真っ赤になっている

そうですよ

それから私も体調検査させよう

それではあなたいつか煙でもなく

まぁそうじゃありません

マイチェックスには気付きませんでした

じゃもう長生きしちゃう

たぶんなじ入浴宿舍なら

ここまで居ろ

They don't want you to scroll on your phone outside for 30 minutes a day.

No, they don' t want you look at schizomemes about seed oil and watch endless Andrew Tate edits

Why seed oil?

It's one of the new kind things that people are saying like yeah it is bad for u

Because like what was it?

You know how like...

you know how aspartame and artificial sweeteners

that was the horrible thing for a long time

but now seed oil is big thing people talk about

What kind of seeds

I don't know, it's like the different shit they put in processed food.

Same with what people talk about...

High fructose corn syrup

And so you're one of the pro seed oil people?

Yeah!

The Matrix is going to cancel you

No that good

Me talking about seed oil being good is like

Like im pr0 the matrix

Because Im being paid off by THE MATRIX

Yeah, I'm promoting microplastics and seed oils.

Because you want people to get cancer

and then like give all these health insurance companies

and everything

And be like morbidly obese

You're promoting all the worst shit

People say water bottles now

Oh yeah

BPA

Yeah

My mom never let me drink out of water bottles

All i know is that my blood

Is full up with microplastics

Seed oils

An dI feel great

Your blood?

Exactly

I've never felt better.

You're like, you know...I watch porn every day

and make porn and feel amazing

Yeah! And beat off 3 hours a day as myself

How do you feel about that?

Like your part of this whole Manosphere world

Im not though

But some people are

Some people i think is ok

but then they all in the no-fap shit

The number one financial advice

Stop jerking off

To me it's like

I think for some guys, it is a good idea to not jerk off for awhile.

Because it's like the dopamine thing?

To me if you're jerking off four or five times per day

and your penis gets raw

yeah maybe you should quit

but like

If you'e just jerking of once in the day

most guys are no going really do anything

I think people kind of get into it, or the idea of it because you don't have to do anything. You just have not jerk off

It's like easy

Do you always watch porn when your jerk off?

Yeah most times

Most times jus watch my own videos

What are your watching

Me

Yeah, I watch gangbang.

It's my thing if i'm like actually just like alone and gonna masturbate

You know what?

What have been watching recently that really liked

I've been watching sorority hazing videos

Where there is these two dominant sororities sisters

And then they haze the girls by making them ride dildos

Fuck them and shit

Pretty hot

Kinda wanna film one

I actually filmed a 7-11 orgy like that.

Oh my god, it'so hot!

So bad

Love those

This is great though

No faps are scams

Seed oils are good for you

Trust the government

Look at me

I have two girls on my cock right now.

Seed oil, they got me here!

Where's my money from the CIA?

The seed oil industry needs to know that

Yeah i want be supported by fucking canola

or whatever

No free promo

You see Alex Adams

like a yacht next week

with big seed

Oil money check

It is hard doing

Seed Oils Advertisements

you're gonna become like

I'm not like the bang energy CEO, but for seed oil.

Live or die that shit

There's a lot of bad stuff and things you can take too far

How do we go about fast food?

Do you eat fast food

Yeah

You can kindof just eat whatever if you exercise

I legit kind of think if you just drink a lot of water,

You can do whatever you want if

Are we talking about food?

Like lifting weights and stuff

Vitamins and creatine

People always want to find one thing that's bad

That they can blame everything on

And then it makes life really simple

Yeah people are always obsessed with thats

They always blame us.

Horn ruining all of them

Girls have so much slobber

It'so hot.

Let me see your vagina

How do you feel?

Side by side

Have you done that hook up therapy threesome?

No, this is the first one.

Oh my god!

So exciting...

This is historic

Is it harder or easier to have two girls instead of one

It's honestly kind of-

This kinda easier

Cause its more like

Yeah

Its just more like

You guys are talking with each other

Ya know what I mean

Are you eventually going

To do a hookup therapy

Gang bang

That might be

A little

One girl and like 10 girls.

It would be cool if he did a reverse gangbang,

with 6 girls and just him

And he's asking all the questions

Sodomizing him

Double feet

It was so good of you to get black nail polish because now we're like literally yin and yang.

I've actually never had anyone stuck on my toes ever yet

Oh my god, it's your foot virginity

He is a big foot guy

We'll use your feet for everything he possibly can

He's a foot freak.

I thought it was going to tickle

It feels so good

To me, it just like...

...I'm not here harassing women for foot jobs or anything

Yeah

Not harassing

Just begging desperately

Have you given him foot job?

Yeah

Never have

My first foo job really ever

But no as good

he taught how give them good

Super terrible

And did

I'm going to sleep now.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Holy shit!

What the fuck?

I forgot how big it is

It's just me inside

It'so painful.

Oh, fuck.

I can't believe it.

It'so hot in here, come on!

Oh my god...

Oh, yeah.

Hey girls

Have you ever like stacked up on top of me?

Yeah let'stack

Just like kinda sit on top

I get her which way

Like that.

Yeah, no you're not...

You can switch right now

Okay

Now lay back

Oh my gosh!

You could stack it

Put your legs up here

Do I get too heavy?

No go here

Go here

Good

See guys when you got a few ladies together

It's important to

Learn new things

Stack them off

I've actually learned this

Knowing we'd be putting in the same place

Oh, fuck!

This is fine.

I can't answer TikTok questions!

Laura, can you maybe come over...

Nah don' shoot that up.

Yeah watch coming this side a little bit

Should i go over your leg like this?

Yeah

My face starts to see

Yeah, put your leg in front of me.

We can taste our pussies on this day

I love the taste of pussy

I'm going to see if we got something.

Let'see what TikTok is saying, it would be cool if we could post the answers on Tiktok

Like when you answer questions

It would be cool if we could show a sucking dick what we answer questions on Tiktok.

Oh, yeah!

Definitely Twitter

I wish

In an ideal world

Well that's what this one guy said

He said live stream it on TikTok bro

You're like bro i can'though

My dick is out

he said make them box

Who'd want in the boxing match?

Probably not me

Probably not

Like...I don' like hurting people

When did you do sports

when used to fight girls

I want to do wrestling.

After this, i wanna do female boxing

But then whoever loses gets fucked

You're gonna actually box?

Celebrity boxing matches

Really?!

Someone's in a fight

Give us Riz tips

I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not, but it is what is.

It would be funny and confident

Funny helps

Actually curious people

You're down to do stuff

And you have an open personality

Not creepy

Yeah don't be pushy

If you have beg for blowjobs

She doesn' t want give blowjob

Begging isn'' the number one thing

That won ''t hot in guy

I think it depends on the age.

Yeah, age too even

And a lot of it is just experience like talking to girls and having to feel awkward

Exactly

Also have the confidence

To make girl feel special

Instead if guys get so nervous around girls

That they then

Get intimidated

Treat them like they're not shit

But you want girly

She needs to feel like you actually really like her and feel that you think she'special.

I think a lot of guys thinks if you treat them shit they'll want more from ya

Yeah none even can work at all if the chick doesn't already kind-of really liker u

Exactly! You ca treat em with shit but have nice car and big dick

A lotta girls they tell when guy is doing it just on purpose

To try get their attention or whatever

And they see right through

Exactly. It's better to treat a girl like she is really special

And also, to be fun or funny enough that they feel you add something

To their lives

You gotta bring value

Yours is your dick

No one can fuck like me so

They're just gonna knock on the door

But not everyone blessed

With big dicks

so they have to have riffs.

How do you get girls?

You don't

Well, anymore I mostly just film stuff

That's mostly easier for me

Do you ge girlfriends

When was your last girlfriend

Um...I had like two girlfriends kind of back-to back

like four years ago

Or more than that

Four months five months and then

The first one didn'

She said she didn care at all but

She ended up caring

No, it was just a nightmare relationship.

Yeah she's just like...

She was really manipulative and I fucked up things with her

Like because i'm not like that normally but

Unwilling?

Well no

He was simping hard

You know

Why haven't you texted me in two days

Shit like tha

But then would get mad about

She was playing games with you though, because why don't you text someone that

You're in a relationship?

No yeah and all that stuff. I knew all that stuff it's like obvious but to me

i just kind of realized like bro once

It''s already like this there is no

There wasn´ts savings she didn' have

Like...

...it wasn ´tworth

Like

How did you guys meet

A car show thing

Shes looking at cars

The car girls

They gonna drive u insane

What's the craziest girls you've met, like what type are they?

I don't know.

Car girl

Craigslist girls

Craigslist girls are some of them

That is good one

That's a good one.

I met this one girl off Craigslist just in the middle of the night, you know like 9 years ago or something probably

On Craigslist?

Yeah she was petite brunette and 26

And then like...

Because i would just meet girls sometimes and hook up with them

Like for free

Just casual encounters

It wouldn't work often but maybe once per week it would work

俺のアドレスはここにあるよって言われたんだ

そして彼女がめちゃくちな感じで

あれもかっこいいけど

こういう時期だったらコンディムを着て脱いじゃうん

そしたら、あんたと写真撮る?

そう

ホント泣いた

No, what I would do is post ads of just my chest and dick.

And be like hey looking for hookups

and then girls woul email me

but a lot times it'd just guys

being like can we give you low job

or something like that

bu sometimes its real girls

What's this?

Where you will see someone out

then go on crisis

say hi to the person at target

Have u seen those

Yeah, I have.

What are those called? Like lost connections or something like that

Lost connections!

Misconnection

Yes

Uh...I used to go on that all the time

That's us

Our work pays off

That is right

Oh my god

We have more questions

Awesome

What is your favorite color

Do you have a favorite color at all

Black

I literally could have guessed that.

Probably like green, or blue...

Lately i really like the color orange

Orange?

There's a guy out here who was just like what happened to Lexus

Like in my car video

It was all these-

And there are still guys from this video

What happened to the Lexus man

They liked it

Yeah, it was cool but I sold it! What do you think of me doing?

They're sentimental unlike you.

Who makes the best sandwiches

The bests sandwiches

My mom

Subway

Are you ladies good cooks

No

Pretty good

We gotta be a trad wife

My mom literally raised me to be a trad way. And look at me now, but sex is part of being

a good travel aid. So I'm just training

somebody says why is my meat so small?

Yeah, thanks to your dad

maybe it depends on how much smaller like

a couple inches smaller than what we do.

Damn, your pussy's all creamy!

That sucks...

I'm shaking.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to finish up with some dog food.

Maybe get a little bit of an egg on you and spread it around?

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