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In the great halls of Justice League of Four Star Heroes, there are assembled

the world's seven greatest heroes.

Created from the cosmic portal legends of the universe, they are Superman,

Wonder Woman,

The Black!

And Green Lantern!

Their mission to fight injustice, to right that which is wrong, and to serve

for no kind!

Nice of you to show up. I'm always on time.

Super friends?

I've learned of a sinister plot.

Holy chicken shit, Superman. What is it? Some dastardly villain is planning a

weather bomb.

It's in the city, and if it goes off, it's going to have the power of an

bomb.

It'll destroy Metropolis and all the cities around it.

Holy kaboom! Who could have done this?

I don't know about it, but whoever it is, they are not with you on this.

Exactly. And it's our job as super friends.

To find this bomb, and whoever may have done this.

We should start by visiting the usual suspects.

Someone's got to know something.

Holy great idea, Wonder Woman.

I have a gut feeling, and we need to be extremely careful and alert.

It just feels odd to me.

I agree with Green Lantern. We must be fast, but safe, and alert Super Friends.

There are innocent lives at stake, and we must stop that bomb.

I'm sorry, Super Friends. I wish I could help. But I must get back to Mira.

There's been an emergency at home in Atlanta.

Really, Aquaman?

Really?

Every time there's a world -class emergency, you have to go save Vera and

people of Atlanta.

Gentlemen!

We've wasted enough time.

One woman said we must check on the usual suspect, and we need to go now.

Holy thunderbug that is. Granny, that's a dog.

Just catch him.

Are we going where I think we're going?

Yes, Robin. Your instincts are correct.

Perfier? That's right, Robin.

We're here to see Captain.

Holy kitty cat, Batman.

Batman and Robin.

How perfect.

I've been expecting you.

What took you so long?

Tell us what you know about the bomb, Captain.

Oh, the weather machine bomb destroying everything?

Blah, blah, blah.

That bores me.

I just want to know one thing.

What is that?

What do I get if I told you about the person involved?

Holy pussycat, Batman. I think she knows something.

Oh, shh.

So naive, boy. Get up.

Get up, boy.

People's lives are at stake. Tell us what you know.

Yeah. I don't say something other than something you tell me.

What do you want?

This little pussy's got some holes that need to be filled.

Holy double penetration, Batman.

Hmm.

Um...

No.

Thank you.

Yes, yeah

Uh -huh.

No.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, that's actually pretty classic.

There you go.

That's it, thank you.

I'm home.

Yeah.

Ejaculate on her facial features first.

Okay Batman, I'm gonna come first.

Fucking, so fucking good. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Okay, you got what you wanted. Now, give us the information.

Information?

My

fellow

citizens, I am standing before you as a humble person.

A person born a bit different and abandoned at birth.

But the great people of this city have made me feel like a human.

Because I am a human, I'm not an animal. And I'm proud of the person I have

become. A fighter for the left's fortune.

With that said, I'm announcing my candidacy for mayor of this great city.

Starting tomorrow,

I will begin the Cobblepot Express train, traveling through the states and

learning all the concerns that you might have.

My name is Oswald Cobblepot, and I want your vote.

Thank you so much for coming to the Zatanna Show.

And for my next trick, I will bend this spoon with my mind.

Notice it bending, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, for my final trick in the finale of the show, I will

make a rabbit appear out of my hat.

First, take a look and notice that my hat is completely empty.

There is nothing in my hat at all.

Now, are you ready?

Let's see if I made that little bunny appear.

Ta -da!

Superman, why must you come here and interrupt my show?

I have no time for your tricks or charades.

Next time I won't just stun you. I'll kill you.

Now tell me what I need to know.

What is it that you want to know, Superman, that you came all the way down

to interrupt my show?

The bomb.

Tell me where it is.

Or you won't have another show to interrupt.

All I know is security tower room 728.

That's it.

Perfect.

Oh, Superman.

Let me show you one last trick.

What I have right here is not enough kryptonite to kill you.

It's just enough kryptonite to make you do whatever I want.

And what I want to do, I want to fuck.

I want to see if you really are the man of steel they say you are.

I've always wanted to touch it,

see if what they say is

true.

It's so horrible.

Bye.

You like how I make your dick disappear?

Thank you.

So we meet again, Superman.

You're lucky you know how to work that deal.

I have to have enough kryptonite left in my hat to put you in.

So we meet again, Superman.

don't see how this is ever going to work out.

I mean, there's too many things going on at the exact same time.

I just, I don't, I don't think this is ever going to work. I'm sorry.

Poison, my love, nothing can go wrong. Nothing will go wrong. It is a perfect

plan.

I have way too much writing on this life.

You have a lot of writing on this.

Ivy, my dear, my whole legacy is riding on this.

Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mastermind of all time, will destroy the

and replace it with the Legion of Doom.

Well, what's in it for me, the Legion of Doom?

I think the question is, what is Poison Ivy going to do for Lex

Luthor?

Fortnite -y, let's show you.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm

I want cream.

I want cream.

Thank for it.

Yes, you're ready for sexy Lexi Steve.

Yes.

Show me that mouth.

Show me that mouth. Yes.

Show me that mouth.

Yes.

Now Platt, when you get to the building, make sure you're on guard for any

traps.

Will do, Superman.

And by the way, Batman and Robin have not checked back in.

That's odd.

Not like them to miss roll call.

You check on the building, and I'll look into the Batman and Robin situation.

When we get this deal done, guys, I'll take you all out for tacos.

Right, tacos.

I can go for about eight.

Yeah, tacos are good.

Yeah, pink tacos especially.

Flash,

only you would have the balls to roll up on me in the general private office.

Get him, boys!

This guy's supposed to be kicking his fucking ass!

Oh gosh,

we can talk about this!

I'm just a courier, I don't even know anything!

Look, I was sent here to drop off money to a guy and I don't even know him.

I have a meeting with the general at 7pm.

Please don't.

I'm going to do you a favor this time and not take you down to headquarters.

However, you should change your line of work.

Oh my god, Flash.

Thank you.

How could I ever show you my appreciation?

Well, maybe you can show me what's underneath that skirt.

Or you can just suck my dick.

work that big fucking cock of my mouth, huh?

You're gonna slap me in the face if you're fucking dead. Please, please,

You're lucky if they take you downtown to headquarters.

And all the way down.

Stick your tongue out.

I just sucked my dick so fucking slimy.

I just fucked my

face.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I deserve it.

Fuck this

big

fucking dick. It makes my pussy so fucking white.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna shove you a big dick inside my little pussy.

Yeah. You're making me a little cock pig today.

Yeah, maybe I'll let that fucking draw out.

You think this little mafia bitch would be your little slut today?

What

do

you call being beaten by the long arm of justice?

You look at me, it takes you fucking down to the headquarters.

Big thing back inside my time

It's so wet for your fucking cock.

Bury it deep inside.

Bury it deep inside.

Bury it.

Bury your cock.

Cock.

Cock. Yeah.

Fucking dick inside me.

Throwing that fucking dick inside me.

Don't stop.

I need a spanking.

To show my appreciation.

I need a spanking to show my appreciation.

I'm so sorry I tried to wrong you.

Did you stretch me out?

See how much you stretched this fucking whore hole out?

Fuck me.

dirty fucking foot.

I can't reach it. It's too little.

Fuck yes.

More cough for me.

More cough for this little fucking fuck pig.

It's so bad.

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

heard from Batman and Robin?

No, Superman. No one has seen or heard from them.

Something must be wrong.

What are we going to do about the General tonight?

I will go take care of the General tonight.

I will go look for Batman and Robin.

Okay. Then you both go and be very careful.

Flash and I will go check the Lower East Side.

Batman! Robin!

You guys get back to headquarters.

I'll stay here and see who checked on you.

Go on.

General, don't move. I have you cornered.

Tell me everything you know, General.

I want to know everything about that bomb.

Oh, Wonder Woman, you know this truth lasso has no effect on me. I'll never

you the whereabouts of the weather bomb.

Well, if my truth lasso doesn't work, I'll have to use my truth juices.

Oh, no.

No, not that.

Yes, General, and then you'll tell me where the bomb is.

Somewhere in the Pornocropolis Mound, deep inside a cave.

But you know what, Wonder Woman?

Time is ticking, and soon it'll all be over.

We'll see about that.

not surprise me.

I have to admit, Green Lantern, I'm impressed.

I worked up a sweat.

What can I do for you?

Harley Quinn, I don't have time to play games.

I need to know where the weather bomb is. I need to know now.

weather bomb, weather bomb, silly little weather bomb.

I'm not playing.

Funny, because neither am I.

It's fucking wet. What?

Oh.

You wanted a fucking bad girl, didn't you?

I'm gonna take a look.

little naughty little whore that I am.

This is a fucking cunt. It's not a pussy. There's no little fur on it.

How much would you want to fuck this girl, huh?

How much would you want to fuck her?

Great job, Wonder Woman.

We now know the location of the bomb.

Now let's get to the cave.

Robin,

search up here.

Superfriend, do you see the bomb?

Superman, I found the bomb.

Give me the flash.

Give it a blast, and I'll blast it too.

We did it!

The bomb is defused. Great job, super friend.

You guys know what that means.

It's blow -bang time.

Hell yeah.

Holy cockfight, Batman. Can I go first?

Not this time, Robin.

Go to the back of the line.

I'm going to show you how it's done.

and skills. I'm not just saving heroes. I'm saving heroes.

Urgh!

Yeah, look up here.

I can't hear you, Chuck. That's my... Open that fucking throat.

That's it. That's my throat.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. The dynamic duo.

That's it.

That's it.

I can say Justice League. Say Justice League.

You don't want to save the world, you just want to suck, huh?

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.

Oh, there's Robin again.

It's not just one, he got both.

That's the dynamic duo.

Yeah.

You fucking love that shit, huh? You think you'll love that shit, huh?

I'm gonna pitch the flash off, dude. He's on it.

He's on it, dude.

You like that shit, huh? You like that shit, huh?

You know what I'm saying? It's a blowbang. It's a

blowbang, right? You know what I'm saying?

It's a fucking blowbang.

You gotta be into it. You know what I'm saying? Get all down on it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

That's it. That's my dirty little bad girl.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah.

Robin.

Robin. Raw fucking face.

Yeah, that's it. Fuck you.

Leave it open. Open your mouth. Wide forth.

Yeah, that's what he likes.

Yeah.

Three.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you dirty fucking bitch. Open that fucking mouth of water.

Yeah. Superman.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, that's good. Come on.

Yeah, I'm going to hold your head still. Fuck it. Yeah.

Down, down, down.

Can you breathe? Can you breathe in it? Can you breathe in it?

You got it?

This is called the bat nut.

When it splashes, really splashes.

So quick, he grabbed that head and fucking stabbed him.

Splash, knockout.

oh oh

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That's it, bud.

Take the cup.

Can I stick your tongue in it and have a look at me?

we work together in the justice league you know what i'm saying

Come on, sweetheart.

Sick fucking bitch.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Is that all

you

guys got? Come on fly!

We're back together again.

that's it one little bit oh

Oh, yeah.

Good evening, super friend.

I just wanted to tell you goodbye.

You see, that was just a decoy bomb.

A real bomb with a five -ounce down at the bottom of the lake. It had to go off

in two minutes.

Oh, and Superman, don't worry about going and trying to defuse the bomb

it's surrounded by kryptonite.

My plan from day one was to get you all in the same place at the same time, and

now my...

Super friends, I have achieved that.

You see, I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind the world has ever known,

will now rule the world.

So long, Superboy.

And your friends, too.

Holy death trap, Batman. What are we going to do?

Robin, there's nothing we can do about it now.

Super friend, it was an honor serving with you.