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A reunion shrouded in anger and resentment.

I've never hit below the belt.

Holy sh... Here we go.

I kept my mouth shut for four years.

Jacqueline opened the door by coming back on the show. This show is about

family. What about mending family? I need a break.

To me, family doesn't act like that.

Continues tonight.

Part of your plea deal was prison time.

I didn't understand.

As the men of New Jersey battle it out.

Do you have any more?

Do you realize how frigging ridiculous that sounds? You don't like being called

out. I feel like I'm in a court. Look, Teresa, I read Reno cheated on you with

stripper. Nicole, are you sure Bobby's straight? People said, you know, look,

you're a criminal.

Would you please find my cookbook? I don't cook.

The show is so fucked up. You're 45 years old, sweetheart.

You kind of look like Skeletor over there. Okay, okay, you guys shut up. You

guys are a scumbag. Don't ever repeat about my business.

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

Teresa, there's been a lot of talk this season about how much you've changed.

Are you a different person than you were when we first met you on the show?

Oh, definitely.

I grew up in Jersey my whole life.

I'm not fake.

I don't try to be someone I'm not.

I want to get breast implants, but my husband, he's more of an ass guy, and he

loves my boobies. Has business.

All right.

Joe is a construction business.

He's very successful, and he lets me spend the money.

How have you changed?

I've definitely changed for the better.

I don't let any petty things bother me anymore, and I just worry about the

important things in life.

Do you think your values have changed?

Oh, everything, yeah.

You wrote in your first blog of the season that you are the only original...

cast member still standing, and that's true.

Was it nice for you having Dina back this season by your side for support?

Yeah, it was.

I was like, this is going to go back to being like season one.

I came on the show for fun, and it went totally a different way.

I mean, look where I'm at now.

I mean, I was so naive.

Do you think where you're at now is because of the show?

Not because of the show. I'm saying there's people that came on the show

tried to hurt Joe and I. I mean, some of them were housewives and some of them

were strangers.

Like, even people that just came to parties started a lot of trouble.

I saw the house you lived in, Teresa, before you moved into the mansion.

I live in a $5 million home now.

I wanted to let go of this silly vendetta.

Well, I'd like to end it. But you know something? She owes me an apology.

I never did anything to her, and you know it.

Why is Kim G here? Kim G is, like, harmless.

Whatever. No, she's not harmless. She's a piece of garbage.

Are you going to jail? Are you not going to jail?

Like, I'm freaking out.

If I was going to jail, I'm sure you would know about it.

And I think if I was going to jail, I think I might be a little bit upset.

Just a little.

You know, friendships got ruined.

Maybe us six are not like that, but then I'm just warning you ladies.

Just be careful.

There's people that come on the show that try to hurt you, and Dina knows

I'm talking about.

Dina, are you ever worried for her?

She pushes through, you know?

I have to say there was a time I was worried about her, but I think she's the

strongest person I have ever known.

Teresa, this season, your legal troubles changed your family forever, but the

bond with your family...

Stayed strong.

Take a look.

Melania, I'm going to step on your face!

What the heck is your problem here?

Keep the money in your bra.

Don't touch the football!

You don't start behaving, guess where you're going to go?

Boarding school.

I'm not going to boarding school.

Our money is going to attorneys.

And I don't have any money to put away for their college.

Every meeting counts.

Every appearance counts.

Unfortunately, with all the legal stuff, my businesses have been affected.

Some businesses are not taking in my fabulous desserts.

That's okay. You know what? You're stronger than that.

Why is it about it?

What I noticed about this family, like no matter what, everyone always jumps

each other.

Don't worry about it, my son.

Don't worry about it. Whatever you do, if they can't see you, I'll be there all

the time.

Family is like the most important thing.

Do you guys know that?

And you guys should always stick together no matter what.

We have to start by saying we're so sorry for your loss, Joe.

Your father passed away on June 18th.

You all right?

His passing was unexpected, right?

Yeah.

It's the hardest thing I've gotten to know her.

I feel bad for him, you know?

He, like, dazes off a lot, and he drinks a lot more now.

They were, like, best friends. They were best friends. I'm like, they are best

friends. They were best friends.

Pretty much took care of everybody.

He was a great guy. He was funny.

He had a funny relationship with my husband, with Joe, too.

They used to smack each other on the butt.

My father -in -law was the life of the party.

Gia had so many pictures with him.

Always dancing.

And my dad, like, can't dance with his heart.

I know what it's like to lose a father, and I feel for him, and I feel for the

kids and what they're going through. You know, it's not easy.

Like, Adriana, the other day, she keeps saying it, Joe. I don't know if I told

you, hon.

She's like, I wanted Nono to be at my birthday party.

And I said, well, Nono was sick because my father just got out of the hospital.

Like, and she's like, no, Nono Franco.

And I'm like, oh.

Valerie from Portland said, Teresa, I would have sent Melania to boarding

12 times over.

How do you not pull your hair out?

She's a handful.

Melania, when the cameras are rolling, she likes to act out. I want her to run,

but she's big. She runs to the camera. Yes. And what's her relationship like

with the crew, out of curiosity? She loves them. Some of them she likes, some

them she doesn't like. Oh, really? Some of them she gives a hard time.

You know, it's like the crew has seen my kids grow up. Yeah. You know? And it's

like even Adriana.

Yeah. They were there when she was born. Yeah. Adriana likes the cameras too.

Taking care of my family is my first priority.

My little girls are divas like their mama.

I'm the champion at making girls.

Oh, my God. Teresa, she's good.

I was saved, Mom.

for. Adriana is the luckiest baby in the world. Who wouldn't want to be a

daughter of Teresa?

Those kids have a great life. Fabulous!

Super tea!

Bonnie's pulling my hair!

This is not a present of mine.

It's not a wedding gown.

I'm not getting married.

Melania, I will always love you and do not forget it.

Wearing a bra is the first step to becoming a little woman.

Bye, girls. Love you.

Adriana. All right, blow out those candles.

How old is she? Four.

Tia, you're 13.

Mommy, I love you.

I love you, too.

My daughter, they give me the strength.

The baby, Adriana, I mean, she sleeps with us every night. Joe's like, can I

ever have you alone?

And I'm like, sorry.

Amy from Jacksonville said, Teresa.

You've had a lot of products.

Have your legal troubles affected your businesses?

Yes. Yes? In what way?

Everything that was going on, people weren't taking my products in.

Some. Some were taking them in, and some weren't. Well, I wanted to ask you,

because during your sentencing, Judge Salas referred to documents that you

listing the worth of your businesses at zero.

Are they not profitable at all?

Fabellini, there's no profit.

We haven't made any money on that yet.

We're putting all the, you know, like any other business, you have to put

into it first.

And the dessert line?

Hasn't really, yeah.

We just, you know, we just started that.

Joe Gorga, how has the situation that Joe and Teresa have been going through

brought your family closer?

Do you think it has?

You know, last year we gave it all up.

We became a family again.

Has it brought us closer?

No, they're kind of in their own world right now. Obviously, they're going

through hell, as we can see.

But whatever they need, whatever we need, I'm sure we can call on them also.

Family's family.

Yeah.

We've learned a lot.

Lorianne from Louisville wants to know, Joe Gorga, how's your relationship with

Joe Giudice now? Do you blame him for what's happening to your sister?

I cannot sit here and act like everything's fine. What are you going

Clank, clank. What's clanking?

Like a hand clank.

I feel like I'm in a court.

Michelle from Hoboken wants to know, Joe Gorga, how's your relationship with Joe

Giudice now? Do you blame him for what's happening to your sister?

I don't know. Do I blame him?

It happened.

I'm not blaming anybody.

It happened.

I'm just going to be here for them and support them, and that's it.

That's what family does, right?

Joe, do you blame yourself?

I mean, I got to blame myself. You know, who else am I going to blame?

You know?

Well, your issues with the law have affected not only your businesses, but

both of you face prison time.

Take a look.

Anything to say to your fans, Teresa?

This morning, Teresa and Giuseppe Giudice both admitted to a federal judge

they committed mortgage fraud and bankruptcy fraud.

I had a normal life, and now I'm in the nightmare.

What I think about is, you know, being away from my girls from a long period of

time. I mean, that's crazy. Or leaving you. I mean, who's going to take care of

everything around here? You know what I mean?

We need you to be around.

Don't even talk to Teresa about deportation and stuff like that, because

a big problem.

When you get to Port Ayula back in the country, ever?

Yeah, in a container.

They're dealing with the most powerful agency in the world. They can't do

anything.

She got sentenced to 15 months.

Oh, my God. Come on. That's what it says here. She's supposed to serve her term

first. No.

And then Joe goes in afterwards.

Judge Salas has imposed a 41 -month sentence of imprisonment for Giuseppe

Giudice and a 15 -month sentence of imprisonment for Teresa Giudice.

God,

my family needs your help today.

Give us strength and compassion to help one another.

I pray that our family might become a holy family, a family that embraces

and love, a family whose members are dedicated into loving each other and

God. Amen.

Part of your plea deal was that you would accept prison time.

So was it surprising that you wound up getting time?

I didn't understand.

My plea deal.

You didn't understand what you were agreeing to when you pled guilty?

Completely. Wow.

Have you spoken to your lawyers about that?

It's done now.

Right.

Right.

Joe, there's speculation about whether you may be deported. Do you think that's

going to happen?

We'll deal with that issue when it comes.

Not going to be for a while. Does the thought scare you?

No. Of course.

Of course, you know, I mean, it's... Honey, you can't talk about it. It's not

something that we could deal with or talk about right now because it's not

there. Oh, my God.

Teresa, I remember you told me when we spoke after the sentencing, you had a

specific request for Joe, your brother, a way that he could support you.

Oh, I have to make sure he sees my parents every week.

I talk to my parents every day.

You're going to do that?

Yes.

Barbara from Lubbock, Texas said, Joe Gorga, I read in court that Teresa's

attorney said that your parents rely on Teresa to take care of them. Do you also

help your parents out at all?

My sister's there more.

She spends a little bit more time than I do. I go to doctors' appointments with

them. He's working a lot. He's working every day, so.

I know that your castmates reached out to you in various ways. I mean, Amber,

were you wary about reaching out after how your last couple calls went with

Teresa? I definitely was. I mean, obviously, I was so overdramatic because

the issues that I was going through, so I just didn't want it to seem like I was

thinking about anything other than her. So I just, you know, short and sweet,

wanted her to know that I was thinking of her.

Teresa, you had your issues with Teresa this season.

How do you feel about the sentence?

I'm going to be completely honest. You know, it's a tragedy what you're going

through. Trust me when I tell you, my heart does break for you, okay?

knows I've, you know, we're Italian.

We know people that have been in prison and family members and this and that. I

wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy what you're going through. And your

husband, he loves you. You love him. But what I'm saying is...

I can't be a hypocrite. I cannot sit here and act like, everything's fine,

everything's great, I'm going to let Teresa go because of what you're going

through. That was my mother.

She brought, you know, Victoria on the show. I didn't bring anything up. You

did. You did, you did, you did. Well, that's your opinion.

Teresa. Yes?

That's what I was told.

That doesn't make it true.

That doesn't make it true. Time out, guys.

Time out.

A publicist is threatening my publicist, saying, Victoria didn't do anything.

This was all Teresa and Amber. I had no idea she was coming through the door.

No, you're even out of this.

For once, I'm not even blaming you.

I'm too smart for that. You had nothing to do with it. You would just deploy,

come along with Teresa. Okay, we're going to talk about that in a second. I

to wrap this discussion up. People may look at me like, oh, she's a heartless,

callous bitch. No, I'm not. I know what my parents mean to me. I respected you,

Teresa. I respected you. I was there for you. I was praying for you.

Teresa, you said on the show, you kind of made a handcuff thing and said,

clink. Teresa, you just love my family. I would never do that to you. But that's

why yours is getting destroyed now.

Well, it's true.

I mean, really.

Calm as a bitch, really.

Clink, clink.

I'm pious.

Fall.

Do you regret that now, given the sentence? I believe there is a God. I

never wish bad on anybody.

What's clink, clink?

What's cranking? Like a handcuff.

And I absolutely did.

I was angry.

But I'm honest. Everyone's sitting here like, oh my God, you get a long grade,

you get a long grade. Oh my God, please, everybody.

I don't like everything that she's saying, but I'm giving you props for

what's really on your mind because there's lack of that.

Nicole, after sentencing, you talked about what you would have done if you

in Teresa's position. How would you have approached?

The situation.

In which aspect? Tell me. The financial disclosures.

Well, I just know when I went through my divorce and there was like a case

information statement and when an attorney asks for information, you must

all that down. Otherwise, it's almost like... Excuse me?

I'm just saying, you're an attorney. I don't really think you comment too much

on that.

I'm not an attorney. That's what I'm talking about.

This is our experience. And he did not ask you the question. He asked me the

question. So therefore, I feel if a judge or something does ask for

whether it's your financial statement or this, you must give it. Otherwise, they

do get a little upset over that. The financial omission seemed to be a huge

of why you got the sentence that you got. You have to wish now that you

those disclosures differently.

I mean, believe me. I told my account, whatever you need. I gave them

everything. You didn't know that they weren't listing the cars and the... I've

never even went over to financial statement with anybody.

Our account would call us on the phone and ask us questions and fill it out.

Wow. Listen, a probation officer comes to your house. If we were trying to hide

something, when the probation officer came, we would have got stuff out of

there. Usually an attorney does go over those statements with you. Like when I

did represent myself in my divorce, so I was pro se. So yes, Teresa, I do know

my legal terms. I did do all the motions and everything myself. If you have an

attorney, your attorney should have gone over that with you and never made you

write to fill out those papers. Like I've never been through this before, so

don't know.

I've always been a person to always cross every C and dot every I. Yeah,

I didn't want to, especially now, mess up.

Teresa, there was a lot of noise this season wondering whether you should have

been on the show.

People said, you know, look, you're a criminal.

Why should I feel bad about what you're going through?

What would you say to those people? No one has to feel bad for me.

I feel bad for myself, and I'm going to deal with it.

Just got to look forward and just get it over with.

You can't break down.

Teresa, in court, you started crying when reading your statement to the

And after your statement, the judge said that Joe was the captain and he will

have to live with the sentence I gave him. The first mate deserves a little

of a break.

You, speaking to you, quite frankly, display genuine remorse. At the end of

day, I think you finally got it. You finally woke up. Do you agree with the

judge? Do you feel like you get it now in her words?

Of course I do.

What is it that you get?

Just everything.

You know,

it's just hard talking about this, Andy. Yeah.

On that note, Joe and Joe, thanks for being here. We'll see you again a bit

later. We'll be right back.

Nicole, I'm going to say it. Are you sure Bobby's straight? That question has

crossed my mind.

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

This is the first time on any of the Housewives shows that we've had twins.

people always struggled to tell you two apart?

Yes.

Growing up, occasionally.

Yeah.

Tanishka from Phoenix said, Nicole, have you ever played a trick on people and

pretended to be the other twin?

No in school sometimes you like sweet seats and things like that, but no never

like on men I don't really think they look so much alike. When we were younger

we looked so much alike. In grad school and high school we looked a lot alike.

Have you two had plastic surgery to look different?

No, I mean, of course. No, because I did have my boobs done way before you.

Yeah. But are your boobs the same size? Are your boobs bigger, Teresa?

I think they are. They look bigger. Yeah, they are. She drank more milk.

guess I drank more milk as a kid.

Well, from the streets of Little Italy to the suburbs of Jersey, this outspoken

Italian dynamo spiced things up in the kitchen and the bedroom this season.

Watch this.

Dad, you know what they say, a burning hand is worth two in the bush.

I was with Reno when I was like 18 years old, and we were divorced at 28.

And Reno and I got married again because he always loved me, and I always loved

him. Have you come up with a name for the restaurant?

I love Filio Di Reno, son of Reno. This could be your empire.

When I got divorced, she was very, very protective of me. Oh, my God. Very

protective. Oh, well, that's the way it was.

They did the worst, like stripper, you know, and I don't care who you are. And

the stripper was pushing Giovanni on the swing.

No, but that sounds bad. Okay, you know, but whatever it is. The exotic dancer?

No, don't even give her that much credit.

Well, you know, on that topic, Katie from Tacoma said, who gets divorced and

then remarried? Isn't that the definition of insanity, doing the same

again, expecting different results?

Yeah, I said that all the time ago. I'm either that smart or that dumb.

So, no. But actually, this time it is a different result.

We're older, we're wiser, and you live and you learn. How long were you

the first time?

Seven years.

Divorced for how long? Eleven.

As long as I've been divorced, you've been remarried. Yeah, exactly.

I know. What happens?

That's what I go by. We kind of flip -flop. We should try it. It would be

being single together.

I know.

Park me in the city with Dina.

We could have hung, girl. Is it better the second time? It is. I think when

you're young, you take things for granted. Here you are, you know, 19, 20

old. I was taking the Concorde, flying to Paris.

A lot of 19, 20 -year -olds don't do that. Yeah, I would say most. Not most.

And we just had a lot very fast, and you just appreciate things.

Helia from Boulder said, Teresa, I read Reno cheated on you with a stripper. Why

would you take him back after that? No, no, no, no, no, no. I tell it the way it

is. Reno did not cheat. Cheating was never our issue. Oh, he dated a stripper

after you were divorced. After we were divorced. You know, my husband liked the

young, the big boobs, like most men. I mean, I would expect it. Not like old,

washed out, you know.

Charo's on crack.

He's ace young strippers. You know, that's who he buys Rolexes for, not old

heads. So that's the truth, you know?

Kimmy from Tom's River said, Nicole, you and your sister seem like best friends.

Do you two ever fight?

We most definitely do.

I don't think anyone could actually believe when we fight because we get

so well, but when we disagree, we...

totally disagree. Oh no, it's heated. Well, I will say I'm going to stop the

and open the door and you're walking home.

So we do.

Do you do it privately or do you do it in front of people?

Well, let's see. The other day it was in the gym, so I don't care if we argue.

No, no, it was quiet. It was pretty quiet until we walked out in a Pilates

class, a matter of five minutes.

What was that fight about out of curiosity?

We're very passionate.

I'd rather not even discuss that one.

Let's not get into that. That one we'll leave.

Nicole, last we saw, you were house hunting with Bobby.

Have you bought a house, or are you still living with your parents? I'm

living with my parents. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, wow is right.

Wow. Yeah.

We argue over that, too, sometimes, because it is definitely. Spread your

Yeah. Go, birdie, go, fly.

You want her to move out.

Well, I think she has the means to right now, but sometimes we're all, you know.

I don't like change. It really takes a lot. You almost have to, like, push me

off the ledge to make a move.

Well, being a single mom and looking for love at the Dunkin' Donuts can be

complicated in New Jersey.

Let's take a look at Nicole.

I was married for 14 years. We had two sons.

And then something happened in our relationship.

I was devastated for a while. I didn't see anything coming.

When I got divorced, I had to rebuild my life.

Off to the side, Bobby.

Bobby's been single 11, 12 years now. You and Mommy.

How's Bobby? How's Bobby? How are things going? I'm tired of hearing it. It's

going to make me throw up.

Mom still worries about you. She wants to make sure Bobby's not a confirmed

bachelor.

Bobby and I are a good match.

Right now, he's giving me enough.

But you should never settle for less.

Where are you and Bobby right now?

We're at a really good place.

I'll leave it at that.

It's been how long? Two years?

No. March, I don't know. It's over a year and a half. The springtime will be

years. I'm keeping track.

She's keeping track. I'm not. When do you think the appropriate time for a

would be?

I would say within the next year. Within the next year? Yeah. Do you see that

happening? I do.

Do you, Teresa?

You know what, if you were to ask me a few months ago, I would be like, hmm,

let's see. But Bobby and I have gotten really close and we've had certain

discussions, so I think the two of them, I'm feeling very confident in their

relationship.

Lots of noise going around the Twittersphere that Bobby is actually

trust fund.

kid that his family owns the biggest car dealership in jersey is that right um

yeah he's comfortable i don't know about trust funds and all that stuff i do not

know what's so bad about being born with a silver spoon in your mouth does

everyone have to knock all the fun things in life well my impression was

was like this average guy like this firefighter No, he's a volunteer

firefighter. Nicole's like a volunteer. Yes, you do not get paid for that. So

Bobby would not be living in the house he lives in on a fireman's salary.

Amber, you've known Bobby a long time.

Yes. He comes from money. Do you think that that has anything to do with why

Nicole is with him?

Um, I don't think it hurts.

I don't think I've ever seen or heard her with anyone with no money.

I've always heard her with people who are very successful and have money.

So I don't know if that's what she was seeking, but, you know, that's her

definite pattern for sure.

Did you ever speak to Amber about her calling you a gold digger?

No, I don't know when she said that. That was me.

Oh, that was you.

Melissa wanted to marry money. And when she met Joe, it went very quick.

And I didn't call her a gold digger. I just said that she wanted someone with

money, and that's what it was.

So do I. That's called... No, that's without love.

I mean, gold diggers, minus love completely, you're just marrying this

money. I truly believe you love Joe. Because you were around when I met him.

Absolutely. And I said it from the beginning. I've said it many, many

You know, an accusation that has been made towards Melissa was that she was a

gold digger. So I just wonder if you were making that same accusation. People

made the same accusations to me, too.

Whenever you find a successful man, unfortunately, and you have someone as

beautiful as Nicole or pretty like Amber, I think people automatically

But if you look at the men, I mean, Joe has so much to offer besides the fact

that he's successful. He's probably one of the best out there in every way.

I loved seeing the twins through your eyes. You said they reminded you of your

kind of old self.

You think either of them could flip a table?

Yeah. Yeah, you do?

Who's more likely to flip a table?

I think both.

That's funny. No, they have their moments. I think they both have them.

would say Nicole first, because I saw her in action first.

Yeah. He is the sweeter one. I'm the sweetest.

You're a little fussy, though. You could only push me so far.

Daniel from Nashville said, Nicole, I'm going to say it. Are you sure Bobby's

straight? There may be a reason he's a confirmed bachelor.

You kept calling him a confirmed bachelor, and I kept wondering what you

by that. Oh, because you know what? When someone has been single for so many

years, that question has crossed my mind. And of course, when you have...

Wait, then he's gay? Is he the confirmed bachelor again?

No,

no, no.

No,

that's the confirmed bachelor part. I mean, the way he kissed Joe Gorga. That

made me nervous.

Did they kiss? Did I miss that? Oh, come on, Melissa. He was, like, giving him

the CPR.

Really? I don't know. Hold on. Is he getting old from this?

I don't think Gorga was into his bar.

He was just like, okay, keep drinking with me, bro.

All right. All right, we'll be back in a minute.

Do you realize how frigging ridiculous that sounds? You don't like being called

out. You don't like when you lie. You don't like being called out.

I feel like I'm in a court.

Have you always been Teresa?

Always. Always Teresa.

And you've always been Teresa.

Well, my parents call me Teresa.

Teresa. Teresa.

Teresa. Teresa.

No, in Italian, like, they would say Teresa. They say it in Spanish.

Right, like, that's what my parents call me, Teresa, or my grandparents, right.

Teresa.

Teresa.

Teresa. Yeah, that's better.

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion. We're joined by the

rest of the men of New Jersey.

Reno, hi.

How are you, Mr. Cohen?

Well. Bobby, how are you doing? Mr. Cohen, I like that. Mr. Cohen, I'm very

well. How are you? Yeah.

Please call me Mr. Cohen. I like that.

Thank you for being here.

Jim Marchese, in the flesh.

Thanks for taking a break from Twitter.

Phone's probably in his pocket. We need to talk about you on Twitter at some

point.

All there for you. I have notes for you. You know what? And I probably could use

a good schooling, so I appreciate that. I think you could.

Yes, I think we all have a round of applause.

I love him to death.

Do you have an anger management problem?

No, no. No, he's got an a**hole problem.

Wow. If he has an a**hole, he's going to react.

Right. See, I believe Andy...

I know, I did too.

I thought so too.

I'm a very simple creature.

Kind to me, I'll be kind. If you're cruel, Andy, I will show you cruel in

world. I promise you that. You seem like a blow up the bridge kind of guy,

though. Oh, I'm scorched earth. You cross the line, I'll burn you to the

But then I recently found out you're not actually a lawyer. Can you clear this

up for us? I don't practice law. I'm not licensed. I'm an expert. What I do is I

get paid a lot of money to advise lawyers.

I just passed the bar. I recently submitted to the character committee.

And now the character committee and I go through a dance. And because I

graduated law school 10 years ago, it takes, you know, about a year to get

through ethics committee, and it's perfectly normal in my world. I

school in 2001.

Chose to take the bar in 2013.

That's an unusual thing. Why? Because I make a lot of money. Oh, you're scared

that you're going to fail.

Yes, that's what I fear at night. You need to study for a few years.

I know, but it seems like you would just bang out the bar.

It's like someone takes a Series 7. It's like, just take it. I mean, you go

through law school. It's like you bang it out. Because he got into the mortgage

company, and he was very successful at that. And if you make a good income from

a job, you don't f*** that up. What I do makes a lot more money. So, Reno, you

made $8 .5 million this year. I don't discuss anything in finances.

Tell him not to talk about his money on the show.

And you know what, little Bobby...

He doesn't make that kind of money unless daddy gives it to him. I chose

practice law because lawyers don't make 8 .5 million. It's really funny you said

that because on Twitter you told people I was worth 500 million. No, I said your

dad. No, that's what you said. Your dad.

No, go back and take a look at it. And you live off your father's money. Who is

supposed to be an adult parent as daddy? Let's not hate on someone. I mean, I

would be fine with being born into the Cazuli. Me too.

Don't hate.

A lot of hate in there.

Being hated. A lot of hate. Wait, wait, wait.

To say that you are polarizing is putting it mildly. Do you understand why

is...

great disdain for you?

You know what? I look at it this way, Andy. There's those of us who came from

nothing, and those of us who are silver spooners. That's me. Daddy gives them

restaurants and gives them car dealerships.

You think it's people who were born with silver spoons don't like you?

I don't know. I don't know anybody who hasn't liked me other than people who

Bobby has paid to tweet. Oh, my gosh. Now you're paying to tweet. I'm not

talking about Twitter.

What are we talking about?

All right.

Well, I'm going to move on, and then we'll get back. Fair enough. Fair

Well, Nicole, a rumor about you being a homewrecker kicked off a major fight

this season, and in the end, destroyed your friendship with Amber and Bobby's

friendship with Jim. Let's take a look.

It was Nicole that broke up a family. I heard that through the grapevine. She

mentioned lightly about you that maybe you had wrecked a family.

Or like you. What? I see Isabella by the window. Oh, shoot. That's the kid's

bedroom? We're not going to do this right now. But I think at Bobby's party.

Seriously,

if you ever speak to this girl again, we're done.

First of all, don't threaten me, number one. Okay, so pump the brakes.

Why didn't they just have a conversation?

I hope you're happy, Melissa.

So, Melissa, Jen from Norwood said Amber got a lot of heat for telling you the

Nicole homewrecker rumor, but I think you came across untrustworthy by being a

tattletale. Looking back, are you embarrassed by your lack of discretion?

You know what? I was really put in a bad position where I had this information,

and now I'm the holder of it. The same way that, that's why I'm sure that the

other Victoria Gotti stuff never came to me because I would have, like, ruined,

like, I would have said it. But why didn't you, why didn't you come to me,

Melissa? Why didn't you say, Amber?

You know what? I feel really, I don't like all this. I'll be honest. I'll tell

you why. I'm like, there's all this homewrecker talk going on on camera. I'm

going to talk to Nicole, and we're going to go, we're going to settle it.

So Amber, do you believe that Nicole is a homewrecker?

That's a very difficult question.

I was told this information from family members of the alleged family.

When we were friends, I told you about the guy that I was dating before Bobby.

You knew all about him. You knew I was dating him. Correct. What I didn't know,

but correct me if I'm wrong, he never got divorced.

Correct. He's not supposed to. He lives today.

He lives today. Excuse me, you are separated.

So they're still in the house together.

Picture being separated, Tommy and Dina, and being separated for over five

years. For over five years. For over five years.

Dina lives with her husband and sleeps with her husband. How is that separated?

Mr. Lawyer, there's no such thing as legal separation.

There's no such thing as a legal separation.

You're missing Nicole.

Stop. If a man is going through a divorce, and if there's so much... This

not... Nicole, my point is, the family said that the children are very upset.

What family? What family? And you were the one who was in the rent for them.

They're not children. They were all out of the house in college. Not at the

time. They were in high school at the time. Get your facts straight. Amber,

told Nicole in the heat of the moment, that's why Bobby will never marry your

ass.

Listen, I had a lot of conversations with Bobby.

Before, you know, and they weren't good about Nicole. All right.

He did not seem like he loved her. Not at all. In fact, you didn't have that

conversation with me. Oh, really?

Absolutely. Correct.

Oh, OK, Bobby. I feel like the movie.

OK, Bobby.

What did he told you? It was the show. He wanted to be on the show. He would

have done anything.

What did I say? Bobby, you wanted to be on the show. You would have done

anything and everything.

Absolutely not. Holy shit.

What is this? What is this?

Paper.

We got files here? Oh, God, he hasn't told them.

I didn't know we were allowed to bring files. I thought there was no prop. Pull

out, Andy. It's not a prop. It's evidence.

What does it prove?

I want to see.

I want to see what evidence proves.

I feel like I'm in a court. I've seen the notes and Mr. Cohen.

He was not happy to be with her. He was waiting for the contracts to come in.

And if the contracts weren't coming in, he was hightailing it out of there. The

contract to be on the show? Yes.

Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?

Do you realize how frigging ridiculous that sounds?

You don't like being called out, do you? You don't like when you lie. You don't

like being called out. You don't like when you lie. I'm telling you the truth.

Amber, you guys made up more stories than Dr. Seuss and Cecil B. DeMille

combined. Okay? And Jimmy got on the phone. And what happened? Same whore.

what happened? What really happened? What are those pictures of? He's trying

deflect again. What are these pictures of? Those are good pictures. This is

Bobby's real dreams. Can you sign?

At Melissa's book signing. Here you go.

He's book signing.

See, Bobby always wanted to be a real housewife.

I love it. This is you and Melissa.

This is you and Teresa. I don't like my hair in the picture. This is so funny.

This is you. I really don't like my hair in the picture.

Congratulations,

Bobby. Good job.

Thank you. You stole a bitch.

Bobby, why were you at those book signings? I went to Barnes & Noble one

not to go see Teresa, but I did go to Barnes & Noble, and she happened to be

there. I know, but what about the four others? Okay.

The other one with Jacqueline. And there's actually one with Melissa also.

We were celebrating my father's birthday.

While we were there, they were in the other room having dinner.

And that's how we all met. I did not go seeking anybody out like moron. Would

you please find my cookbook? I don't cook.

Now you're making fun of Teresa.

I mean, you're just really out of your mind. You don't even cook, dude. Her

cookbook's good.

Well, I'm happy, James. Thank you for supporting me.

Bobby, thank you for supporting me.

That kind of trumped everything.

Go ahead, put your notes away.

Valerie from Charleston wants to know, Jim, why didn't you step in sooner when

you saw your wife in an altercation? It went on for a while and you were nowhere

to be found.

Actually, I did not realize what was going on. And the moment I did, I

immediately jumped in. And I actually had turned to Reno and asked him if he

would assist me because I didn't think it was appropriate that the young ladies

were acting in that manner.

And he said, let the animal tear themselves apart.

I was quite offended. I ran in. I don't get involved in little cat fights,

sweetheart.

They don't. I can handle myself. Excuse me, there's two of you. I would love to

see how tough you guys are separated. Reno, did you say that? I never said

Love to see it. And you only have mouths because you're twins. All right, all

right, all right. Okay, ladies. Let me do the show by myself, and I'll show you

how tough I am. I would love to see it.

Love to see each of you separate. We'll see how much balls you really have. Do

we intimidate you? You know what? You're 45 years old, sweetheart, and you're

looking it. You kind of look like Skeletor over there.

Okay, okay, you guys shut up. Amber.

Andy, they don't like shut up. It's shush up. That's what trash is. Shush

Did you say that, Reno? No, I never said that. As a matter of fact, when it all

happened, I thought it was disgusting.

And when I walked up the stairs, I said, you know what? I said, if these people

want to kill themselves, go ahead. That's what you said. That's what I

I never said anything to him.

Andy, can I say one more thing, too? Yes. Okay.

Bobby brought us down there for that bloodbath. What did you think? They

to pull your hair?

Why would he put me in an uncomfortable position?

I know they were ready to attack me.

Never in a million years. They were absolutely ready. I have two boys. Oh,

Pauline. I would never. His response was, though, even to Nicole, he snapped

Nicole. You think if that whole thing was planned that her and I would have

gotten into a fight? The moment we walked upstairs, you said, oh, it

already? She got physical with me. Wait, wait, we forgot.

We've been gone for 10 seconds. This happen already?

There was no ambush.

100 % my right hand to God.

And you're a liar. And you're a liar. Brain baby.

Back with the Jersey Housewives after this.

Don't ever repeat about my sister. You understand me? I'm not.

Jim, a lot of people really don't like how you speak to women.

I think most people on this show are sexist. I actually treat women like

unlike the sexist people in the world who think that a woman's not your equal.

If a woman engages you, she's your equal. I think everybody's equal.

Equal means you get what you get. Actually, I'm not going to call him a

anymore because that's an insult to us women.

We're going to go with mangina.

Really, Dina?

Your zen bullshit does not work in my world. But why do you have to talk like

that to this lady?

It's okay. I'm good.

Joe Gorgo, what do you think about that? I think that's terrible. Why?

I would never.

Didn't you call your sister garbage?

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. What? Didn't you call your sister

garbage? Come back.

Who are you kidding?

Come back.

Why don't you shut up about my sister?

Don't repeat it. Don't. Why? You said it. You want to talk about how I talked

her? Let me tell you something. Don't.

Put your hand down, Joseph. Don't fucking repeat it.

Don't pretend like you didn't speak that way. Listen, we all speak out of anger,

right, Joe? I'm telling you, don't fucking repeat that.

That's my fucking sister.

Don't ever repeat about my sister. You understand me?

It's a sensitive subject because it's his sister. I grew up with that girl.

threw my toys out the window. I didn't give a shit. You understand?

They threw my toys out the window.

He still remembers that.

Don't talk about my sister. She's still a lady. You should treat her as such.

Did he just say she's still a lady? You should treat her as such? Don't talk to

women that way.

Thank you. Women box women. Men box when?

Menin, right? You don't see it. What's a menin? Whatever. This is just two

different opinions. It's a double standard. It's bullshit.

This show is so fucked up.

Next time on part three of the reunion, how big is a whale's vagina?

Dina would know from the size of her ass.

I don't argue with people. I take care of things.

Can you shut this little shit up?

Oh, common sense, Teresa.

My husband's not fucking my mother.

You're saying your sister's a bitch?

Who are you talking to? I just spoke. Guys, shut up. Who are you talking to?

were mind -fucking her a little bit with all the legal. You were celebrating how

you just buried these two guys on camera. That's not exactly burying. Next

I want somebody to dance on my grave, I know who to call.

You think this is it for you? Yeah, I think so.

We all wish you the best.

You're going to make me cry, Andy.