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Previously on Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Warm weather.

Here's to Teresa.

Here. We put this together to get Teresa's mind off of everything.

And meanwhile, she's back home.

Jacqueline's texting me. Hi. I'm going to get emotional reading this.

I love you.

You're still the strongest woman I know. I expect so.

Somebody had said something about your family. It was said in front of Amber.

Reno, he started talking about his divorce.

He says, well, it's who I cheated with. And he said, her mother.

What? Well, Victoria Gotti said to me, just don't say anything.

They spoke to Reno this morning. He's going to be at our home down here. But

said, trust him. If Jim is really going to come, then I won't be there.

Bobby and Jim have been friends for 10 years. If they could get through this.

Are they getting through it?

The whole time, he's been dating her sister.

Don't even go there. Where is he?

No fighting, no fighting. Let's go.

You never know how strong you are until it's the only choice you have.

I've learned to forgive and never regret.

You're not being double.

Everyone loves us.

You're being trouble.

I'm a survivor.

What did you just say? No one is bringing me down.

I'm back to bring this in.

Namaste, bitches.

So let's hear it. What's the story? What story would you like, Bobby? The story

about a girl. Let's start with that.

Let's start with that.

Jimmy James, let's hear it.

You're telling me I've got a girl that I'm dating?

Yeah, that you showed me pictures of. She had a nice red negligee up to here.

This is why he's sick.

This is why Reno can't be around him. This is why my husband's not here. He's

fucking lion sack of shit. Go to bed. All right, Bobby.

Put a ring on her finger, big guy.

Anything else? This is why I'm on the platform, Jim.

That's it? Good.

Good night. I got to go.

Bye -bye, Bobby. Why did she even come? Do you realize we had a great time

without you?

He's a lion sack of s***.

Vigoro!

Go to bed. Don't listen to this jerk off. Please, go to bed.

Sometimes I want him to zip it because he's so cutthroat all the time.

You can tell the man is in war every single day because he makes even social

relationships a battle.

You okay?

What's the matter? I told you I didn't want to come.

Listen. I told you I didn't want to be involved in any of these people. But

being not involved to really injecting yourself completely, like you jumped

right in there.

Listen, when you come to the table, you f***ing man up.

I just, this is not how I want it to end. I feel for you because I feel that

didn't want this to go this way. I saw you trying. He took a complete left turn

on you.

And I'm not saying you guys should fight, but I'm telling you that's why

happening.

Bobby, that's just like, for him to say things about you, about... Are you

really surprised?

I don't know. No, no, I'm not. I haven't smoked in... I don't know. I haven't

smoked in... How long have I had cancer?

Okay.

I'm smoking.

I haven't had one since I had cancer.

Oh, my gosh. Well, leave it to Jim.

Dude, I don't know about you, man.

Dude, you don't have to know about me.

You know what your problem is? Listen, you gotta, you know, really.

I'm gonna talk to you man to man. Your mouth, bro, your f***ing mouth.

Why don't you come outside and see that you have your wife smoking?

She's even on my side.

Scary. Why don't you come outside and see your wife smoking?

Because she just took my cigarette.

And it's so funny, about an hour ago, I was like, wow, he's so sweet.

But guess what? You're just such a farce.

Everything about you is a farce. Oh, this must be hard for you. All right.

Nobody needs to get sick over this, so let's just take a deep breath.

I know this is hard for you because you're trying to stop it. She is.

She has been.

I know that, Amber, and I'm not going to hold that against you. Believe me.

But I love my husband. I know that, and you have to stick by him. And I'm

sticking by him, and he means well, and he loves me. Just like I stick by Bobby,

you have to stick by your husband. I get that. I get that.

I feel bad for Amber because it's gym sports.

Shame on you, Jim.

Shame on you.

Did you smoke a cigarette?

You said you smoked a cigarette?

Why would you do that? Because you stressed her out.

Whatever. She definitely has a vagina.

Dina? Dina?

No, he's not going to sit here and say that he didn't.

Amber, I'm sorry that you're married to a dick. I'm sorry. I feel bad for you.

Stop.

Everybody, the typical example of a Napoleon complex.

This is a typical example of an uneducated, dumb... And your husband

f*** Gotti so he could be a wannabe gangster. Really? Yeah, really. And the

Russian stripper that he was banging in between. Come on. Whatever.

Do you think he didn't say the stripper? No, but I think he f***ed your mom.

No. No, no, no.

Jim, no, no.

I'm speechless.

Don't you dare talk about my mother.

But you know what? He could just get a shovel because the man just digs his own

grave. Go to bed. Come on, go to bed. You don't talk about mom. Go to bed. No.

Come on, go to bed. Go to bed.

This guy's got some mouth.

Something's wrong with this guy. What kind of man says that?

You bitch.

No, you don't talk about mothers and who's getting... I would have... You

press him.

No. You can't press him. No. Go to bed.

He's sick.

He's got a problem.

That's horrible.

Jim, stop.

He should have respected what I wanted to do. The old adage, if you have

next to the pig, don't say anything at all. Walk away.

I'm like, stop. Stop.

All you had to do was make a nice bobby.

What, the Funback twins come down and want to start a fight? I didn't go,

I didn't go up. It's like, and the apples are f***ing great.

F***ing no s***.

A plus B equals f***ing C.

Peace, peace, peace, equals f***ing peace.

All right, Nicole.

Mother.

How's that my problem? Listen to them.

They clearly, they clearly want to engage in the fight.

In my view of life, the moment you cross a line, you open yourself up.

And Teresa no longer acted like a lady.

I'm going to treat you exactly how you're behaving.

Drop it.

Let's go to sleep. No, no, Melissa, that was bad.

That's the thing Teresa's friend said.

Mother? Yes.

That's disgusting. I know it is. And that's exactly why I was trying to shut

this all down all night long.

I'm used to Jim's vulgarities and being attacked by him. But what hurt me was

that all of the girls that I thought were my friends,

were talking about these rumors behind my back.

He had an affair with her mother.

I can't picture their mom doing something like that. By taking part in

conversation, they just disrespected my family.

Dina, your mother, how would you be?

I'm so horrified by this whole night, okay?

Don't you dare talk about my mother. I never said anything about your mother.

I'm annoyed with Teresa for giving this information.

I was really put in a lose -lose situation.

There was nothing good that could come out of this.

Nina, stop whistling. Have a pair of balls. Don't be a pussy. I was trying to

protect him from time to time. Now I've got to get turned against?

Done. Done.

In order to make peace, you have to be ready to wage war. Well, you raised war,

didn't you?

Yeah, but the problem is that no one's being held accountable for what they

said. I don't care. And they blame you now.

I don't care.

I don't care. That's not good.

I don't care. That's not a good position.

Do you think I care? But I wanted to be friends with these people in your life.

I'm killing it.

I know my flaws.

I know I can be a prick.

But after the twins put their hands on my wife, I have nothing but disgust and

contempt for them.

They all attacked her and attempted to attack me. Dad, it's Amber's hair. Come

on, stop it.

The only regret and remorse I feel is that Amber is up dead.

Rino did, wait, wait, Rino did bang her mom. I tried 15 ,000 times

to have you guys make up, and that was impossible.

Okay. Why?

Why? I even spoke the same way. I was very numb, by the way. I was very numb.

And seriously, we're going to have a discussion about this later.

You better rub my feet or something.

Really? You better rub my feet. I'm not rubbing your feet.

I believe it's... Why

are you so, like, ready to fight everyone?

Because they hurt you.

And I will never accept that they hurt you. You're my life. You're my love.

I try to stop this from day one. Your sister told me. I wish she never told

This is not worth it. I know it's not. You should go to sleep and relax. You're

upset. It was a lot. Nicole, you should take your sister and let her go to

sleep.

I've never seen my sister this upset. Just looking at her and just feeling so

helpless. It is the most horrific feeling in the world.

I don't need this.

I really don't.

I'm done.

I'm so done.

My shoes are worth more than this. Nothing is worth this. I'm not dealing

this.

Really, done.

Done.

Coming up.

What I'm going to do now is I'm going to ask you kindly to leave. Get up, pack

your bags, and go.

What do you girls want for breakfast?

I want to make my own breakfast.

I want to go to May.

Well, I'm making that.

But you can't have a dog in your hand when you're making that.

Okay.

But that's not how you do sunny side up.

I don't care.

Huh? I'm making a new version.

Oh, okay.

Morning. Hi, Daddy.

Hey, Tria, aren't you glad that you didn't go to Florida? You get to hang

with your girls, with me.

Yeah. I don't regret for a second that I didn't go to Florida.

I love you, Mama.

I love you. I love you, Daddy.

Oh, I love you too, honey.

There's things going on in our lives.

I just can't just get up and leave.

Why?

Because my baby wants to go to the beach.

Yous are all going to go by no -no's tonight.

What? We're going to go out to dinner and stay at a hotel in the city. And

bring all the kids to, I guess, your mother, my mother, whatever.

Really? Doesn't that sound like fun, girls?

We're going to have a date night?

You really want to stay overnight?

No, why not?

You didn't go nuts or anything, did you?

No. All right.

Joe and I, we used to go out more often, but now we've cut back a little bit.

We're working really hard to keep this family on the flow.

Not on the flow, a flow.

Are you going to miss us?

No. You're not going to miss us?

She buys every night.

Oh, okay.

No, really.

Honey, you're going to drown that thing. Leave it alone.

She has her own bowl that she drinks from. Put the dog down, as a matter of

fact, because you're killing the poor thing.

You don't start behaving, guess where you're going to go?

Boarding school.

I'm not going to boarding school.

So you better start being good.

We're in Florida.

We have a home five minutes away right in Delray. He purposely did not want to

be around Jim.

So right now, I just want to leave.

I don't blame my sister for leaving because at this point, she just wants to

with her husband.

I understand because I don't think I've ever felt more beat up in my whole

entire life than this morning.

It's just dangerous.

You say that.

I know Amber is going to yell at me because she just wanted cheese.

If you want, I'll bring that to Joe. Yeah, let me see if Joe is... Hold on.

I didn't sleep all night.

I'm like, I got a headache.

This is not going to work today.

This is not going to work today.

We should all go home.

I'm not going to eat an egg and sit here when they're all upset.

I completely get why.

No, that was like the young ones.

Jim's like making breakfast and you would not think anything even happened

night at all.

It's just weird.

I can't believe this one.

What happened last night after I went to bed, Amber?

No, I'm assuming things are not okay, or they are?

I woke up to Nicole saying, you guys are... We'll work things out.

I will fix all this.

Because I cannot imagine spending the day yachting with my bud there.

When somebody says something about your mother, it's a different level. You

better believe it. If you said that to my wife...

You would have been hanging from those palm trees.

And tie a little fun with her. I mean, gee, she's got to chill out.

Fun? There's not fun.

No.

She's going to keep coming. What am I going to do? You want to shoot your

off? I'm going to give as good as I get. I tend to agree with you on that. I

don't know how they're still here. I probably would have been on the plane

already, to be honest.

You know, obviously the situation is not going away.

Jim, I feel like you crossed the line in many ways.

It's a horrible rumor that Victoria, for some reason, chose to shut up. Agreed.

I feel for her. I feel for them.

But at the end of the day, you get your shit together, and you know it's not

true, and you move on.

You know what, Amber? You've got him there in your bikini and your gold

on like this is no big deal.

Excuse me? You know Reno's the one who announces to everybody? It's not like

we... There's no truth to that. Don't talk anymore about Reno. Okay, what I'm

going to do now is I'm going to ask you kindly to leave.

Get up, pack your bags, and go.

Dana, I can't even believe that that's your position.

What is my position supposed to be?

You know what? Are you asking them to leave? No, I'm not. Of course not.

No, it's not.

Amber. There's right and wrong.

And you're judge and jury. I got it. It's good. When it's my friend's house,

am. Call your car. We'll make sure everything's good. I'm so tired of this.

It's ridiculous.

You're not even giving us a chance.

Speak. You're just coming in here being judge and jury and kicking us out.

They want to be tough guys.

Oh, and then what?

When they join the big boy leagues, all of a sudden their feelings are hurt?

Give me a break.

Just tell Reno to come here.

He wants a quiet time with me.

I would, too. I need a long time.

Yeah, you need that.

I need a break.

Love you.

Is the choir here? I want to walk you out.

I love you guys. I want to call you later.

Do you need help with your bags?

No, we got it. Oh, yeah, we got it, Joe.

Teresa is so upset. She wants to go to a place of serenity, but it sucks, and I

feel for her right now.

Safe drive.

It's about all 30 seconds.

Yeah. I feel bad for Amber because she did not want this.

Dina, trust me, Amber was trying. I saw. It was Jim. I saw. She tried several

times to shut him down.

I gave these people a time of my day and said I was going to celebrate after a

good freaking result on my testing. I cannot believe that this is happening.

They're hypocrites, honey.

Hypocrites. I think Dina's being a follower right now and taking the side

twins without hearing both sides. It was like someone stabbed me in the freaking

heart. She's kicking me out for what my husband said?

That's not fair.

They're the most awful people.

I just feel like I...

Again, got the s**t in the stick.

How are you? Might as well start partying.

It's time to get loose.

This is a good moment.

The poison has left the building.

You got to celebrate. Is that cranberry and grapefruit?

Salud. Salud. Here's to peace and tranquility.

Let's hit this boat.

Coming up.

How are you going to handle it?

With Bobby.

You just deserve so much better. Like, last night, you should have been the

priority.

Where's Melissa and Joe?

They were getting on in the love shack.

They're definitely having sex.

Joe had to release the poison.

Oh, yeah, that was good.

Hola. Where's the drinks?

Would you have a cookie, Joe?

Get in good real quick? Gotta get it in, you know, keep her healthy.

Joe loves to hum, but look at him.

He's Joey Gorga. He's a catch and a half. Like, don't hate.

Don't hate.

Let's start this party.

Here's to getting rid of the frigging poison.

There you go. Literally, and you know what I'm talking about, the other one.

No more poison all around. All around.

Say, Bob, you seem a little down today.

You know what it is? I'm on about 45 minutes sleep, and I'm absolutely

exhausted.

When you and Jim were friends, was he like this? Is this his personality? No,

no, he's never like this. Or is this something new? New.

There was some aggression issues last night. I always miss the good stuff.

You were locked in the bathroom.

That's not even going down.

That's where you were, Bobby. Did you lock yourself in the bathroom?

That was the safest place in the house, absolutely. I came looking for you. I'm

like, Bobby, how about you?

I thought you left.

He was hiding behind the bathroom door.

I was in the closet.

I was in the closet. Why would you, like, want to stand up to him? I don't

I think you should have been next to your girlfriend, like, supporting me.

Bobby's an amazing person, but locking himself in the bathroom.

That's crazy.

That is Bellevue crazy.

I should have been sitting next to you. I handled it wrong.

I didn't start this.

Didn't want to be involved in it.

The fighting did start from Jim. He took it. 100%. He was being nice, and then

all of a sudden the niceness turned into the abuse, the insult, putting him

down. I don't know if it was alcohol, but something made him switch.

Listen, this morning he was like that, and he had a cup of coffee.

Good, how are you?

Nick is upstairs?

Yeah, Chris is working with him for me today.

That's my job.

Good girl time.

What I love about Kathy is she's just real. She's just very down to earth.

She's about her family.

I consider Kathy a true friend. She's just never faltered.

That's nice that Chris was able to take over some responsibility from you.

That's nice.

Yeah, we try to do that with each other a lot.

What's scary is we found out in the beginning of this journey was that 85 %

couples don't make it when you have a child with special needs.

Like autism, it's stressful.

When Nick was regressing, I thought before Chris accepted it, and every time

would bring it up to him, he would get really upset with me.

It was a really stressful time. You're doing everything right because it shows

on you, you know? I think the best part about you and Chris, too, is you both

have a great sense of humor.

That's one thing I have to say. He's been the greatest help for me, even

our hardest times when we were going through our thing with Victoria and her

brain surgery and stuff.

When I would just stay so focused and so intense on what the doctors were

telling me and her diagnosis and all that, he would make me laugh. It really

does help.

Since we both share a bond of having a child that has medical issues, it's

brought us closer together because when your child goes through something like

that, all bets are off.

Nothing matters but the health of your family.

I mean, Chris and I, we've always been close. We've always been best friends

stuff. But it brought us closer on a different level because we both have

common interest of not only helping our son, but helping as many other families

as we can. Right. So we share that. We go to all the events together. We speak

together at conferences together. We actually have one coming up that we're

talking about marriage. The challenges that marriage goes through. The

challenges and how we're coping with it.

You really are making such a difference with other people too.

Yeah, we're really trying hard to do that, you know.

But you need to get out too.

I know.

Actually, tonight is our date night.

Oh, okay. And the kids are not going to be in the house.

Oh, okay. That's good. So what do you guys do typically besides, you know,

do you do? I'm sure I know that. Besides make out.

Yeah. I want to try to stay away from like watching movies, going on YouTube.

Why don't you play like a memory lane type of thing? Like go down memory lane.

thinking about, you know, when you first met.

Oh, my God, the day I met Chris. Him and I just, like, connected, and then we

lived with Caroline.

Oh, really?

My husband always says to make a marriage work, you have to treat the

person as if you haven't slept with them yet and do the things that you would do

to impress the other person.

Flirt or reminisce, doing things for each other like you would in the

You know, I reached out to Teresa again, but she didn't really...

She responded with, you know, grief.

I've come to the realization that I'm not going to continue to offer my help

my love or my heart to someone that isn't willing.

If she wants to talk to me, she'll reach out to me. And when she does, I'll be

there for her.

My advice to you is just let it go.

You've done what you could do.

And, you know, move on, you know.

Is that the boat?

Wow.

This is like a house on the water.

Oh, look how clear the water is. We're not in Jersey anymore.

Hello, how are you? Very,

very nice.

I see Parmesan cheese there.

Bobby, take a picture. It's kind of stretching Reno.

This yacht is amazing.

There is champagne.

There is food. There are strawberries.

We are on the intercoastal.

Thank you, Jesus.

This is vacation.

Woo -hoo -hoo!

There you go, girl. There you go.

Yes, yes, yes.

Woo -hoo. Good spotting. Here's to Jimmy James getting expelled. No, no, I gave

him a toast. Please, I will not make a toast of anything in his name. Can we

just not mention him anymore? We're trying to have a good time. Jimmy James

getting washed out of the house.

No, Bobby, don't talk about Jimmy anymore. Here's to Dina.

Here's to Dina throwing him right out of the house.

Come on in. You'll love it. It's warm.

I don't do public water stuff. Do what?

I don't know.

I'm the Caroline of the trip.

Looks like they're having the time of their lives. I mean, listen, I'm a

bitch. Oh, man, look at my baby.

Te amo. Look at my, oh.

This is why I love life. Look it, look it. Look when I come home. Joe,

wants to just relax.

I love coming home every night.

I'm glad that we're here.

And, uh, thank God we met each other.

Aww. Here is to us.

Let's get the shots rolling.

Oh, my gosh, we're having so much fun. And Bobby is not a big

drinker whatsoever.

But he's keeping up with me and Joe.

Oh, you wasted it.

Joe and Bobby are drinking a lot, but I swear to you, it's because Bobby just

needs to keep up with Joe.

He just wants to be in the cold club.

How are you going to handle it for him?

He just deserves so much better. Like last night, you should have been the

priority.

You should have been number one. That's why I was upset last night.

I'll be okay.

I don't need anywhere else. No, but it's nice to have somebody to lean on.

Just to know in case you fall a little bit.

That's what I want to feel.

That strength.

That rock.

That foundation.

I make no qualms about the fact that I don't think Bobby's with her for the

right reasons. So I'm hoping it turns out that he really does love her.

And I'm thinking he may be using her to get closer to the cool kids.

Well, you've got a lot of thinking to do.

I know he loved me, but I want to make sure that this is the person that I'm

going to be with, that he is going to fulfill me in every way that I deserve

be fulfilled and treated.

The rest of my life.

Jump far, bro. Jump far. Far. No way.

Now we're being stupid.

Is there any sharks?

No sharks.

All right, I got to do it. I can't be a little bitch.

No!

You have to get in the butt shot.

Man overboard!

Go ahead, Nicole. Jump in.

No way. I don't like heights.

Are you all right?

No,

I think you can. I think you can.

Now you're going to, like, go play in the sands and make a sand castle?

Really?

I don't know. Hold on. Is he getting off on that?

I think there's a little bromance going on between Bobby and Joe, but I'm

thinking it's more Bobby's side.

Definitely a situation where it's unrequited love.

Right now, I need my Bobby.

But he's with Joe.

That was not nice to watch, I have to tell you.

You came back to me! You came back to me! You didn't wash your hands.

What? Is that okay?

Coming up... I honestly felt Teresa open the door.

I just don't know what happened.

That's what's eating you up.

Who's here?

Oh my God, who's here?

It's weird not having the kids here.

It's a nice break. They have a great time by Caroline's. They're going to be

all night?

Yeah. Nice.

I like that.

We could stop doing this now and go upstairs if you want.

I want to get you nice and drunk so you do a weird job.

It's very important to live within our means.

So now our date nights could be just staying at home.

We'll watch a movie, be like old people, do puzzles.

And we have sex.

So how was your lunch with Kathy?

It was nice.

Who thinks that I should not try to contact Chris anymore?

Well, to tell you the truth, you know, we both reached out to them several

times, and they responded, but it was a one -word thing.

Granted, they're going through a lot.

Listen, we all have a lot going on in our lives. We have stuff going on, too.

You know, a friendship is two ways.

So for me, the writing's on the wall.

I do believe that there is hope for a friendship between Teresa and

but they both have to want it. Quite honestly, I don't think Teresa ever

forgives. I think that Teresa will hold a grudge until she goes in her grave.

I just know in the past she would have reached out to me a million times, you

know what I mean? And at least as a shoulder to be there for her, and I'm

that person anymore.

I honestly really felt Teresa open the door.

She hugged me, embraced me.

Breaking up with you was so devastating to me. I didn't think you would ever

even let me back in.

She seemed so sincere that I believed that it was real.

Yeah, but doesn't action speak louder than words? Like, we haven't seen them

how long?

I just don't know what happened.

I do want to be there for her, and I guess that because she's not letting me

there for her.

It's a little painful, but I'm sure what she's going through is much bigger than

what I'm feeling right now.

I'm okay with it now.

There's just a part of me, because I was so close to her, I just still feel for

what she was going through, and I wish it was different. I wish I could be

for her. I wish she wanted me there for her.

I think that's really right there is what it's all about for you.

You wish that she wanted you there for her.

That's what's heating you up.

Yeah.

Hi, how are you?

Thank you, honey.

Maybe I'll have some oysters.

Maybe it'll keep it up a little longer.

You mean aphrodisiac?

I don't know. That's what they say. I don't think it works, but whatever.

I like this hotel.

Yeah, it's good.

You did a good job.

I try. I figure we've been working hard. You know what I mean?

Get away from everything a little bit.

Cheers, babe.

What are we cheering to? We're cheering to our girls, our health,

and for being the luckiest guy in the world because I'm married to you.

Joe is romantic and always knows the right thing to say.

When I was 17, they took me to this beautiful restaurant, and so it was

got me flowers, and he always makes me feel safe and loved, safe and loved.

We haven't really had a night like this in a long time.

Yeah. Because we never really see our friends that much either. I know,

we're working, we're trying to fit everybody in.

And then you want to get away from the kids for a little bit. Believe it or

those little brats, even when you're away from them, you miss them.

You have to miss them.

But this is nice, though, coming out like this without anybody, though.

You know what I love about you, Ben? What? That you still look sexy after all

these years.

20 years, 30 years, 40 years. How old are you, 50, 60?

Anyway.

You still look good.

I know that Joe and I have challenges coming up. It's not going to be easy,

I love my husband this much.

Does it look like a heart?

No?

I love my husband this much.

You know what that looks like?

That's like a floppy of a JJ right there.

I think this is an aphrodisiac.

I'm dead a boner just from the taste.

Baby, baby.

I'm getting a little hungry.

I heard we got this amazing chef.

What is it, just me and you?

Well, Therese is not here. Amber's not here.

I don't think that Bobby is going to be okay. Do you?

I think you drank a little too much, no?

Good?

Sure?

You all right?

No, I'm good. I promise. Okay.

Take a shot. Just jump in a cold shot.

Oh, my God.

My sweetness.

We have this wonderful chef cooking for us tonight, but my boyfriend passed out,

so I'm double devastated.

I don't have my boyfriend or my twin sister, but I'm really missing her

I wanted her to share in the fun.

I feel like we're having a romantic dinner, just you and I. This is it. This

it. This is, you know, the Gorgas. It's only the Gorgas.

Nobody survived with the Gorgas.

And then there were three.

And then there were three. You made it. Are you ready for your romantic dinner

for three? You made it. You feel like you're clean now? Yes.

Oh, a Chef Pierre surprise.

I know. I think that's our appetizer.

Oh, very nice.

Has Amber tried to call you or anything?

Hell no. No.

If Amber's going to call anybody, it's going to be you.

Because you didn't throw her out of the house.

There she is.

Have a seat. Have a seat.

How do you feel?

How is he doing up there?

Oh, my goodness. He doesn't feel good.

Poor Bobby.

I'm going to, like, bring him up something.

I think he needs bread. His stomach's just very queasy.

It was the buffalo de mozzarella that was out on the deck. And seriously, it

was, um, you got food poisoning.

That's what it is.

I love you.

That's a good woman. I hate to buff a woman today, but I had a little tiny

thing. I thought.

Who's here?

Oh, my God. Who's here?

casual dinner.

That's the surprise. There ain't going to be no party.

What's up, baby?

Reno and I decided, you know what?

We're not going to let the two little weasels ruin this weekend.

Walking in and seeing all of their faces and the excitement that we were there

made it worth it. I knew at that point we made the right decision.

I never in a million years thought you were coming tonight.

No, I wanted to come and see you guys. I know.

My sister is my strength. She is my rock. I have my twin sister.

That's all I need.

Teresa, this is the best surprise ever in the whole wide world.

Remember when we first met?

Yes. That's exactly what we did.

We had dinner together. I got you drunk.

And I tried to bang you, but it didn't work out.

I just met you. So what?

We're married now 12 years.

Yeah, to tell you the truth, the past two or three years have been tough.

I can't do the things I used to do for you and for the kids, and that bothers

me, but I also know that I have to go through this, focusing on Nicholas and,

like, selling the house and getting something more manageable.

You know, maybe restructuring my focus to, like, you know, I don't want to

on material things anymore.

I keep on thinking about when we're moving, taking out the last box from the

house. How's that going to feel?

Yeah. You know, because the kids grew up here. Yeah. It doesn't make sense to

hold onto the house right now. So we want to sell our house.

Who wants it?

It's going to be a sad time.

And to be honest with you, Jack, I've been through ups and downs with my

business, but you've always been there, and I really appreciate that. I mean,

you've always been there for me, too.

I've been very emotional the last few years of everything with Nicholas.

This is supposed to be a happy date.

Joe Giudice would say, I thought it was true.

I think our lives are going to be better than ever.

I do. I don't care where we live. I'll live anywhere with you.

You will get a piece of ass tonight.

I know that.

Coming up.

This is the best thing that we could come up with. I could give you better

stories than that about me and Harvey.

I could give you better stories than that.

You got to go see Bobby. Come on, come on.

He couldn't hang, Reno.

He probably got seasick.

Got seasick.

Come on, get up. Come on.

Bobby, you're missing dinner.

Come on.

Come on.

Are you alive?

Sometimes, you know what? Sometimes the brain works well. And you know why I

decided not to come?

Because me, I don't hang out with a guy like Jim. At the end of the day, the

most outlandish things can come out of somebody's mouth. And guess what?

I can't be around that.

To me, it just doesn't make any sense. You know what? I had to come tonight

because I know that we went through all this trouble to be together.

And you know what?

We can't let two people ruin something.

My wife today had a rough, rough day, and she had a rough night last night.

you know something? Now we're here, we'll enjoy ourselves, and that's it.

it. That's right. How about that? After the fight that my wife had with Jim last

night, I saw a person that was very hurt.

And she wasn't hurt so much about the outlandish remarks that was made. She

more hurt that friends let her down because that's how Teresa is.

Teresa would never, ever allow or let anyone talk bad about their friends.

You know, you reacted to something so outlandish that to me, I would have

laughed at this.

I would have laughed at something like this. This is the best thing that we

could come up with. I could give you better stories than that about me and

I could give you better stories than that.

It was ridiculous, but as ridiculous as it was, it's my mother, and that's what

happened. I feel you. And that's the only thing that it was. It was

absurd. These people are just outlandish. And I'm not just talking

yesterday. I'm just talking about in general.

I'm so pissed at Amber and Teresa because as soon as it came out of that

VG's mouth, that rumor should have been stopped dead on.

Dead on. I think there's something seriously wrong with him and her in my

He has a problem with the way he speaks to a lady. After this week, Dina's going

to be running back to Tommy. That was it. After seeing, like, all these crazy

men out there, she's like, I'm running back to him.

God forbid.

There's gyms out there.

What if I think, because I look good in everybody.

What if I meet somebody I think is great and it turns out to be like a gym? It's

not even about that. It's just about that. It looks so easy, but you know

Guess what?

You're right.

Oh, Bobby's alive! What a big surprise!

Bobby,

here, have two shots. Come here, pal.

He's alive!

He's alive!

He's alive!

Joe is going to make a toast.

All right, listen, what I like, I like peace, happiness, friends.

This is what life's all about, is have fun.

I bust your balls a little bit, but we had fun. I got poison. But it's good

We had a great time. We did.

Here's to friends, happiness, and good people.

Now let's get the party started.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I've heard about this girl, that she's a troublemaker and crazy.

Something comes up about this horrific rumor that my mother slept with my

brother -in -law. The whole word mother has a whole new meaning.

Where are you with Teresa with all this? My sister's angry.

Well, that's what happened to Melissa, too.

I just want to let you know I

have my phone on speaker.

She let me down. It should have been stopped. You want me to apologize to

For what?

What am I apologizing for?

I'm not bowing down to anyone for something I didn't do.

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