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Previously on The Real Housewives.

Warm weather.

Drink me.

And we're lifting.

I think Melissa likes to show her body off, drunk or sober.

Teresa and Giuseppe Giudice both admitted to a federal judge that they

mortgage fraud and bankruptcy fraud. We're going through a rough time, and

going to make it through.

I just said, I wish I could be there for you right now to hug you. And she just

said, thank you for thinking of me and my family kisses.

I'm going through my five -year checkup. The blood work is perfectly fine.

She's bringing Jim with her? Don't kill the messenger. Reno, I'm not coming,

sorry. Somebody had said something about your family. It was said in front of

Amber. Reno, he started talking about his divorce.

He says, well, it's who I cheated with.

And he just looked at me and he said, what?

You never know how strong you are.

until it's the only choice you have.

I've learned to forgive and never regret.

You're not seeing double.

Everyone loves us.

You're seeing trouble.

I'm a survivor.

What did you just say? No one is bringing me down.

I'm back to bring the zen.

Namaste, bitches.

on yesterday. So Joe's coming today, right?

Yeah, he's very jealous that we're going to the alligators without him.

Why?

Well,

that's the other way.

It's not like we're sticking our hands or feet in the water, babe. I'm not

thrilled about the boat, I'll be honest with you.

The one animal I kind of don't feel bad that, like, people make purses at me and

stuff, they're mean.

Let's go, let's go.

You look adorable.

You look, like, very Gucci.

You look like Gucci goes to the Everglades.

Who's ready for the adventure?

Well, I am with my flats. I don't know about you girls. I'm ready with my

You bet it. Cha -cha -cha.

At this point, I'm kind of regretting coming on this trip.

Teresa and I had like a tense moment last night. I'm not trying to make this

room or a bedroom or whatever. And trust me. Hold on. Is it about me personally?

No. Then don't say it.

I mean, I have a big secret. I'm uncomfortable with the whole thing. And

we're going to a gator park.

I just hope one of the gators doesn't do that.

I didn't do my workout tonight.

Here, Tina, come on, let's get a workout. I'm not exactly happy with

we are on vacation.

I just want to try to keep the peace.

We're going to have fun in the Alligators today, but I'm a little bit

because I spoke to Reno this morning, and he really, like, he made his

He's not coming. He is not coming.

And I have to respect that.

He was really looking forward to coming down and seeing Joe.

He's been with Bobby all week in Florida.

So, I mean, he's down anyway and he's golfing. He's going to be at our home

here. But he said, Tressa, please understand where I'm coming from. If Jim

really going to come, like, don't trust him. And I'm not going to be in a

situation where it can go that wrong.

We're here, ladies. Let's enjoy the crocodile. Exactly.

Are you our alligator specialist?

Yes, I am.

You're going to protect us today, right, Tim? Yes, I'll keep you guys safe. All

right.

Oh, my gosh. I love these guys.

Oh, look at the teeth. I love them, love them, love them.

Oh, my gosh.

What we have here is one of our special little guys who was actually born with

no tail.

Oh, he's special. I need him.

Can I pet him?

Will he bite? No, you can pet him on the back here.

I have a dog with no arms. You are my favorite.

Going into this, I was not a fan. But now, I'm really wishing I could take

little tailless alligator home with me. He fits right in. You look really cute.

I wish we could take you home.

However, what if he gets too big?

I'm gator meat.

The boat is upstairs, and they're all ready to go for you guys.

Yeah. You're going to be with me. Okay, cool.

Do you drive fast?

Oh, I drive fast enough.

Let me just hold the boat for you, all right? This is kind of scary.

Watch your step climbing in here, right up there, right in the middle seat. All

right, yeah. There we go. Can you handle a little competition? You can't handle

this. All right, keep going on your boat.

I've never been on a swamp boat. I've never searched for gators.

We are definitely not in Jersey anymore.

All right, let's rip this bit. Hey, bitches!

My first initial reaction is my clothes, my jewelry, my hair, but it is so much

fun to be on a gator.

Speed is fun.

There he is.

Where? Got one.

Before you go getting too close, though, you got to remember that all gators,

including that one, they can leap out of the water. So this one here, this one

there looks to be at least a good seven feet.

Why is he coming closer to us? I don't like it. I don't like it at all.

Oh, look at him go. He's going to get to rest in the car.

Hi, baby.

Hi, baby.

You came up to say hi. He's not quite a baby, but probably a teenager.

Oh, he's amazing.

We're having a really good time, but if Jim and Amber don't behave, that's where

they're going to be spending the night.

Wow, this is so cool.

Now I'm happy.

You're coloring a Gianna?

Yeah. And this is Daddy and Mommy. I love you.

I love you. Can I have a kiss?

Oh, my God.

Hi, honey.

Hi, baby.

We're making pictures.

I didn't know you could color so good, Trey.

Don't forget we're going on a peach tonight for dinner.

Oh, okay.

So we're going to go to CLP's house. Are you excited?

Today? Yes.

Yes.

What's going on?

I got a text from Chris Loretta.

You did?

Mm -hmm.

What did Chris's text say?

Yeah, basically that you're a strong guy, you'll get through it.

And he wants to get together for a bottle of wine.

Just bringing up, you know, how we used to be friends and, you know, how now

we're not and it sucks. And, you know, if we could put it behind us, it'd be

good.

Jacqueline's texting me a few times.

And I texted her back, too. If someone texts me, I always text back.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Jacqueline has been sending me texts.

Here's one of them. Thinking of you and your family. I know this is a really

challenging time.

I wish I could be there for you right now and hug you.

I wish I had the power to turn back time.

I love you, the kids, and Joe.

Like, I'm going to get emotional reading this.

I am sorry for all the headache you are going through.

I'm here if you ever need.

I'm here if you ever need anything.

I mean that. I promise you all the darkness will pass.

You'll get a first start and the future will be brighter than ever.

You're still the strongest woman I know.

XOXO.

It was my sense they reached out.

Yeah.

I mean, why would you want to get together with them for a glass of wine

I mean, hang out, whatever.

Um, I don't know.

Listen, we made up, everything's good, but I'm always going to doubt her.

You know, right? I mean... You and, you know, Jacqueline had your falling out,

but I mean, it was like, whatever.

No, but she said horrible things about you.

Honey, you walked in on your husband when he had someone on the desk in his

office. You told him that. Oh, really?

Oh, my God!

You babysat her?

She said I was like a sister to her.

You don't do that.

I mean, there are sisters that do that to each other, and there are friends

do that to each other. I'm not that friend now, and I would never be that

sister. When you're friends with someone, that's like in a marriage. I

once the trust is broken, it's hard to go back. I mean, God bless those women

that, you know, forgive, you know, with cheating or whatever. I just, I'm not

that person.

And that's how I feel with Jackie. Like, how do I know she would never betray me

again? I don't know. I don't know. That's up to you. I mean, whatever. If

ever want to get together with them, that's fine. I mean, I really don't

I know, honey. You're just wonderful like that. I wish that I could go back

time. And I have to say, you guys are great. Like, I feel like you guys are

my brothers and sisters, too. You know what? Sometimes your friends go through

more with you than your family does.

We're, like, tight as anything.

And, you know, I mean, things change.

And we have a lot going on right now. And I know they have a lot going on. And

wish them all the best. And their boys are so beautiful, like DJ and Nicholas.

I mean, they're sweet.

Nicholas is your little boyfriend?

How are you?

I know you don't have a boyfriend right now.

You met him in the hospital when you were born.

Say thank you.

And she has to remember that Nicholas gave her this flower just in case they

ever date one day.

I'm going to write mama.

Mama. Teresa.

What should I do here, you think?

Maybe a tree?

Yeah! I'd like a tree. Thank you.

I know.

Let's read first. Let's read first.

I would... Oh, good!

I want... Can you do it one more time? Ready? I would...

Oh, good job. You went to play iPad.

Good job.

With Nick, there are good days and there are bad days.

This is underwear.

This is pajamas.

Can I say that Teresa's been there for everything I've been through in my life?

I mean, not really.

When I was going through Nicholas' regression, the way Teresa dealt with it

oh, he'll be fine.

You know, does it make me like her less? Of course not.

Teresa was like a sister to me.

Okay.

I love you,

Daddy. Yes.

I just don't like seeing him struggle.

All right, want to do another one?

Love sounded a little bit.

You're messing up your makeup.

Sorry. He's fine.

He's smarter than all of us.

I know.

Are you crying because you feel dumb? Because he makes me feel dumb every day.

Yeah, he's a smart kid.

I am happy.

Happy. Okay, be happy.

Coming up next.

Well, we better watch out for the Gators.

And I'm not even talking about the ones in the Everglades.

Let him be a man and come to this house.

You better get a set of balls. Where is he?

Hey, Jim, just remember ice, please.

I improvised.

Yeah, exactly.

You know you don't drink white in the winter, so I don't know what this is all

about. We're going to Florida.

I'm getting myself in the mood.

Salute. Here's to a fun vacation.

I think going down to Florida with my husband is a fabulous way of celebrating

being cancer -free. I mean, jeez, it's like perfect.

I feel I'm in a good place with Nicole. I really do. So I want you to be

positive about this trip.

I'll be cordial to Reno because I'm a gentleman.

Bobby, I'm not going to talk to him because if you give him an opening, he's

going to take another shot.

Bobby cares only about Bobby. Correct.

And then you throw in that craziness Victoria Gotti said.

How are you going to handle that?

I'm not doing anything with that, Jim.

You better not say a word. There's not anything I can do.

Victoria Gotti is Teresa's friend. That's not my friend.

And right now, I am not in a strong enough position with the girls to go up

them and say something to them.

Just please promise me you're going to be careful.

Just don't say anything to anybody. You don't know who's... No, as far as

Victoria Gotti said to me, I keep my mouth shut.

Just don't say anything. You have no input. It ends badly for you. Johnny

five, no input. No input.

Okay. Because anything you do will then put it back onto you.

Here I am with a loaded gun carrying this burden around.

But I really just wanted to enjoy my vacation.

So I'm going to take Jim's advice and just keep my mouth shut, keep my head

down, and move on.

I think it will be a bonding experience. I mean, not to sound hokey, but I do

think it's going to be a nice trip.

I hope so.

We're going to do something romantic down in Florida. What do you think?

I think that'll work.

All right.

So we actually do have room to bring this bathroom out a little bit. Yep.

closet is downstairs and upstairs, which is like unbelievable.

Right. And so the stairs are going to come from here, right? The stairway to

upstairs to the other section of the closet? Yes. And so this whole area is

master closet. The closet upstairs is going to be bigger than this one here.

Yeah. Well, you know, since you don't like going upstairs, upstairs will be

mine. Right away. We're getting territorial.

This really is the best time in our lives. Rich and I have time for

and we're enjoying this project of building this house together.

You're going to hurt yourself with that thing.

No king -size bed either. I like a queen -size bed. This is where you're close

to me, babe.

It takes a lot of work, but Rich is just a lot of work anyway.

Wow. Doing a lot of shit here. I think she has plans for the kids to get

and move here and have children.

We're planning for the future.

Coming along, man.

How you doing?

In case you haven't figured out, this is my sister -in -law, Rosie.

Wait a second.

Hey. Yeah, yeah. Don't you sing or something? That was my day job. Now I'm

that. Oh, what are you doing? You're, like, building? Yeah, yeah. Cool. All

right, great.

Rich and I have hired project managers for building the house, and one of the

partners is Kevin Jonas.

He's built his fair share of homes over the past few years, and this is his next

phase of his life.

And this is Bill. He's a builder.

He's going into singing after this. We're just switching occupations.

Who's next to design their landscaping in sync? Let's get Lance Bastin on this.

Don't worry, we'll get working on the closets. I got some good ideas.

Oh, well, I should tell you, that's what Rosie does. She does store fixtures and

furniture and things like that for big, big companies. Yeah, these are more than

just regular closets. I mean, this kid's pretty good.

What would you envision over here? Boutique -style closets, you know, like

islands. You know, you got room for that.

I think I'm the only person that could get Rosie out of the closet and then

bring her back in.

I think what you should do is start looking at the plans. I want to, I'm

to get a copy of the floor plan.

You know how to replan?

Yeah. With the scale and everything?

Yeah, I know how to replan. I used to draw them.

The guy that does the mill work, he's pretty good and he'll help out

too. Yeah, yeah, good.

What's going on with you?

The last few weeks, you've been so down with Ellen. You know, I can't deal with

it anymore.

I just feel beat down, that's all.

I don't want to, like, you know.

No, I like Ellen. I like her. Negative about her, you know, whatever. We're

not, you know, I'm not.

She wants different things than I do. And that's basically what it is. And I

feel so good. And I feel like I'm going, like, into, like, a rut. Because I know

whenever you're not feeling up to par, you kind of, like, pull away a little

bit. I'm sorry I've been absent. No, I know. Sometimes you've got to go through

that. Well, you're coming to dinner tonight.

You know, it's been a while since you had some family time. Bring Rosie back.

I'm going to be back. Trust me. Good. I think that Rosie just needs a little bit

more work on her self -worth.

Like, recognizing her self -worth. She's getting there.

Truth didn't end up going, right? To Florida. No, she didn't end up going.

I don't know, man. That mix down there right now could be good, and it could be

not so good.

Well, they better watch out for the gators.

And I'm not even talking about the ones in the Everglades.

Get back to reality and freshen up, girls. We're looking a little swampy.

going to call Joe real quick.

We're driving back from our excursion with the crocodiles.

They're in the pool.

Nice. Isn't the house nice?

I am so excited to see Joe. After being on that swamp boat, I wasn't sure if I

was ever going to see Joe again.

Oh, my God. Goodbye.

Gentlemen, where are these girls? I'll tell you, ma 'am. They're waiting three

hours.

Well, who's complaining?

Easy, easy, easy, easy. What are you doing?

Bobby, you are tan.

Oh, my gosh.

My sweetness is here.

You know what? I could actually use a cocktail.

I adore Bobby. It's been a slope.

process for us, but we are at that point now in our relationship where he's

standing behind me 100%. It feels great.

Oh,

you know what, Bobby? I don't think you have the balls to do it.

No! Uh -oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

That wasn't funny.

Off to the side, Bobby.

Bobby is putting on a show for my sister.

But I have to say, Reno would not throw me in the pool while dressed.

Reno knows better.

All right, I'm going to go hang out with Dina now since she's my date for the

next few days.

Dina, I know.

Let me go snuggle with Dina.

Coming up.

How can one person make everyone hate? I don't know. That's a good question.

Guys, Amber and Jim are here.

Hey, guys.

Where is Reno?

I miss that guy.

Told me there's certain people he can be around and certain people he cannot be

around. And unfortunately, I feel, Jimmy and Ember, you can't be around.

How can one person make everyone hate him? I don't know. That's a good

No kid.

No kid there.

No kid there.

We got to celebrate, man.

Five years.

So are you going to make up with Bobby?

I'm being serious.

What if he came over to you with a sincere apology and said, you know what?

We're down.

We need to work this out.

We need to work it out.

Really? No, not happening.

I feel really bad for Jim.

I don't think he's ever really lost a friend like that. So I'm the one who

trying to push this friendship back together.

You know you need to have a conversation with me, right?

He's loyal to me. He's loyal to my family.

I'm being serious. You drank too much on the plane. I'm getting a straw.

Oh, my God. French fry?

Hey. Hey. How are you? Good.

How are you? You said you were coming. I wasn't sure what time you guys were

coming. How are you guys doing?

Good. You look amazing. Thank you.

We'll take a gulp of the Belvedere because I'm like, oh, my gosh, this is

uncomfortable. Guys. Amber and Jim are here.

Hi. How are you? Hello, honey.

What are you? Sorry, guys.

You guys look tan. My God. We made eyes.

Hey, honey. How are you?

All right.

Hey. Hey.

What's up? Hey,

guys. How's it going? What's up, man? All right. Good to see you. Good to see

you.

There's still a lot of tension between Jim and Bobby, but I honestly hope their

friendship will be able to recover.

Sometimes you need to, like, let it out.

Because all of that bad energy on the inside is just, it's scary.

All right, Bobby.

I feel like it was awkward you guys didn't say hello. Of course it's

Very awkward.

It's been awkward for months.

Do you plan on saying hello or not? Do I plan on it? I plan on staying as far

away as I can.

I think that you guys have been friends for a long time. That's just weird,

right? Listen, it's out of my hands.

This is what it is.

Let's go!

Really, Melania? You must have the loudest voice I've ever heard in my

Hey, people.

Hello.

Here they go with the sham.

What's it like? They're like their favorite word? I don't get it. They call

other sham.

Do they even know what it means?

I guess not.

I love going to P and T's house because the kids love seeing each other. I have

four kids and Maria has four kids.

P has three kids. And they're all girls, no boys.

Look who it is.

Hello. I made you my tiramisu.

Hi, Olivia.

Who's cooking?

Me. They got my mother cooked.

He does a pretty job.

He cooked?

Late last year, with everything going on, Joe developed high blood pressure.

So I think it's important for him to, you know, spend time with family and

laugh.

I don't want this glass. You just asked a big one. I don't want this big glass.

Joe and Pete, they have a really close relationship with their dad.

That's a wine glass, another one.

My husband says not only is he my dad, but he's also my best friend.

I want a baby brother.

No, no, no, no. So we can have four and four and four. I think Nono's going to

have another baby boy. He's the only one who knows how to make them.

No, no, no.

Make another boy.

No problem.

What are you making, mamacita?

What are you making?

Ricchetto with broccoli di rapi. Did you have some wine, baby?

Oh, is this mine? That looks good, Kyle.

Not bad.

Hey, mama.

Yeah, honey. No wine, ma? No wine.

No wine.

Oh, sip, ma. You can't let us get alone.

Come on, chug it. Chug, chug, chug. Chug, chug. Chug, chug. Chug, chug.

Right now. I'm feeling really... But I let everybody in to help me in those

times. Because you know what? We're not Superman, Superwoman here.

We need our family.

Here, Ma. You sit in between us. Come on. Sit over here, Ma. Look at that. You

got your ladies on both sides.

Oh, look at this. I'm sitting between my daughter and my husband. I'm sitting

between my daughters, too. And you?

But my best friends would have been sitting over there.

All right. I'm going to send you a little grace tonight.

Because...

I've been a little absent lately, so I just want to start off by thanking God

for the wonderful family that I have.

And I just want to say I love you all.

We love you. God always puts me where I'm supposed to be.

It's like an hour mass or what?

No, I'm saying God always has a bigger plan for you.

And when you put something down, He makes you put it down for a reason, so

you're going to pick something up that's even better.

So what'd you put down?

Ellen and I are no longer together.

Really? Listen, I have to be happy. Whatever it takes for me to be happy,

because I've been so unhappy for a long time.

I'm not going back in the closet. Well,

you might have to go back in the closet to do our closet at the new house.

I know. A little while.

All I'm saying is that I need to find the person that I'm going to spend the

rest of my life with, sadly.

She's out there.

Oh, she's there. She's going to find her or whatever.

She's going to find you. And it's all good. My biggest wish for Rosie is, you

know, the whole butterflies and all that stuff. That's wonderful in the

beginning, but I want her to have that real love, that mate, that partner in

everything. You know, honey, it's over, and don't worry about it. I will thank

you, somebody else, that it's worthy of you, and you'll be happy. I know. Okay,

sweetheart, okay?

I'm happy right now. You know how lucky I am to have my mother next to me, that

she supports everything I do, even when I'm a crazy lunatic, she's right by my

side. That's the kind of woman I want.

There's not, where the f*** are they?

They don't make them anymore.

If you were here, this was important, right? I love you, too. I love both of

you. Yeah.

Wow, that's some good -looking pizza.

Yeah, it's not bad.

So, Miss B.

Yes, Rich. Besides what Rosie's been through, how do you feel that your

Teresa, and her husband pleaded guilty to, I don't know how many counts of

fraud?

Well, listen, I don't know what to say, but when you don't do the right thing,

Rich, they always catch up with you.

You do wrong, you pay for it, and you've got to learn from that mistake and try

to come out of it okay.

And like you say, hopefully.

When I always told my children, even my grandchildren, when you do something

wrong, you always pay for it. You can never get away with it.

Terrible. All we do is just pray and hope that everything turns out okay.

it. I think they're going to be okay. They're going to be okay, hopefully.

No, they are our family, no matter what. No matter what. But the bottom line

is... We could always have them in our prayers. We always do.

Yes, right.

All right, everybody.

Let's go eat.

Watch my chandelier with your head.

I know me don't hit chandeliers.

Therese, don't get fond of my first, please.

No,

no, I don't want it. You don't even know the Italian tradition.

You got to serve the oldest first.

Without him, we won't even be here.

This is too much pasta for me over here. Hold on, let me put this over here. I

don't want to get my shirt dirty.

Gia and Miranda, you girls should be serving the younger ones. Get up.

You guys are old enough.

Why are we getting up?

You guys should serve the little ones. They're done already.

Well, next time you girls need to serve the little ones. I'll leave them alone.

They're kids.

What happens when you get ten girls in the family?

I love my girls, but we should have made at least one boy.

That's it, man.

Judith, she dies right here. That's it.

Oh, yeah, Dad, our name, that's it. No more Judith, right?

Judith. Judith.

Being with Joe's family, I feel like I'm protected from the world.

I remember when I first started dating Joe, what I noticed about this family,

like no matter what, everyone always jumps for each other. For good, bad.

strong like that.

They just know not to ask any questions. And if anything, Joe's brother will ask

me. Like, what's going on?

If you need anything, I'm here for you. That's what family is supposed to do.

We are blessed. It comes from those two.

Everybody

tries,

you know what I mean? We set examples for our kids.

Only God knows what's going to happen in the future. You know what I mean? You

know, it's going to be all the time, all together.

And I'm so glad I have all you.

And I got 11 beautiful granddaughters.

You all, you're my life.

Without you, I'm nothing.

And anything you guys need, I'm here.

That's nice. That was nice. That was nice, Mom.

Now you're going to make me cry again.

And my father keep crying all night. Keep crying.

And that's what I'm going to teach you kids, too.

Never be separate.

I know, I am. We're always there.

100%. Coming up next... You have this whole...

House. Good. Good.

Daddy!

Yeah? Daddy's got a boyfriend. And I don't even have one.

And he gave her this.

Really? Be mine.

He'll be mine. Don't worry about it.

You have a boyfriend, too, Kalania?

I have a boyfriend when I'm 16.

16? No, 18.

18. 16.

18.

18. I'll tell you, you girls are worse than having boys. I'll tell you that.

Amber,

do you want me to show you around?

Yeah, for sure. Go, go, go. Have fun. We have a really pretty pool, which you

guys can go in tomorrow.

How's business going, big guy?

Very good.

I got to tell you, I'm enjoying this night.

I know.

Isn't this pretty?

It's gorgeous.

Have you been getting sun?

We were out laying by the pool yesterday.

Yesterday was a really fun day, and it didn't end as great as I'd like it to.

Why?

Teresa let me know that little bit of information that you both hold.

Okay. So we were sitting here, and it was late. It was like 1 o 'clock in the

morning, you know, whatever. And now I know you're coming.

I know you guys are able to be civil, but I know there's still tension there.

And I just don't.

feel that something like that would be good coming from you.

So I said something to them. So what exactly do they know?

Well, I didn't tell them what the rumor was. She didn't want to know, and I'm

glad she didn't want to know. Okay. They know that someone said something pretty

heavy to you and Teresa.

I just wanted to catch you before you said anything to them.

I've known about this for several weeks now, and it hasn't gone past my lips at

all. I've learned my lesson by saying something as much about the rumors I

about Nicole.

And that got me in a hell of a lot of trouble. Got me into a fight. Well,

what I don't want to happen with this.

Yes, we had our fight.

Now we're done. Okay.

What a relief.

I love that she's learned her lesson.

Talking smack about rumors you know nothing about.

Melissa, should I be concerned that I'm missing my wife and Dina at the same

time? Sexual concern? No, no, no.

No, no. See, sexual.

I'm just one bit.

If it's sexual, it's never a concern.

It's a missed opportunity. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? No,

That's not a concern.

Well, tonight I want to be Hawaiian. I want to pretend we're in Hawaii.

Really? So you want to get laid?

Bobby, watch your mouth.

Listen, you've been dating her 11 months. Don't give it to her the right

It's actually a year. You've got to give him a little bit of time. It's actually

a year. You know what he said?

Please don't date anyone else. Please wait until I take you out on your first

date, and then I only want you to date me. That's what he said.

I didn't say please, please. I said do not do it. Joe, you ever say please,

please to your wife?

Of course you do.

That's what you do when you love someone you care about. Oh, my gosh. I have to

say, he said that. I like sticking up for you.

Teresa, I've said since the beginning of time, beginning of time, you love a

woman, you respect her, you man up, and you do what's right.

I met my wife. I told her within a month, I love her. I said, move on.

getting married. Over.

You make the decision and you do it. And that's what a man does.

I got to tell you, she seems to always have your back. I like that.

She does.

I think Jim is complimenting me to get under Bobby's skin.

But at the same time, he's making really good, valid coins.

What are you doing? Getting drinks?

We put a bottle of Dom in the car. I don't want to waste it. You want me to

you?

Seriously, guys.

Bobby, he's trying to make you look bad.

Like, oh, my God. No, he is trying to make you look bad.

He's like, oh, my God, when you know that's right and we're over 30.

Say it in a month.

But you know what? I respect that.

Seriously, I got to be honest with you. You know what I truly believe?

I believe, and you don't, but I do.

I believe the first time you lay eyes on a man and you talk to him, you can say,

that is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. I truly believe

that.

I do.

I do.

Bobby.

Where are they all going?

It's just pretty cold.

Bobby. Are you really kidding me right now? Are you playing this one more time

or leave it? Just so you understand.

You're stupid.

You're so stupid. You're so stupid.

You know what, Bobby?

I gotta go to the bathroom.

Go to the bathroom.

Bobby and Jim have been friends for 10 years.

And if they could get through this.

Are they getting through it?

You know what, baby steps. And if it takes a couple drinks to have a good

to be what you consider fake, then so be it.

Well, on that note, maybe we should join the party.

You ready?

Bobby!

Bobby!

How is he? Is everything okay?

He's so mad. Oh, my gosh. He's really mad.

Oh, my gosh. Right now, still?

He's in the bathroom.

He won't come out? Like Madonna.

Yeah.

Bobby just chewed her out.

Listen,

just listen.

Why is he hiding in the bathroom? Because I was being nice to people? What

joke.

Bobby, at the end of the day, is a little skirt.

I got to go get Bobby.

I've known him 10 years.

He was around when Amber had cancer. He was around when she had the surgery.

He's a good man. I'm not going to say he's not.

I would never say he's not. He is. That's why I fell in love with him. No,

question he's a good man. I would never be disrespectful to him like that.

Bobby needs to grow up.

He needs to understand. No, it can't be anything condescending or insulting. I'm

not. No, no, no. Let me explain.

This is a man I'm in love with, and I love him more than anything in the

And listen, and you should.

Bobby.

Is this a joke?

Ouch. Come on.

I think there's just too much Belvedere going on right

here.

I'm not that strong, and my ass is not that fat to push the door.

And when I say he needs to grow up.

What that means is he needs, for the first time, to realize that he needs

I think Bobby knows that, though. He doesn't. You know what?

Bobby changes his cars every six months. Bobby sees his kids once every two

weeks. No, that's not true. I'm with him every day. He talks to his kids every

day. He goes by there. What he needs to hear is that if he wants to be with you

and he truly loves you, then he's got to make the commitment. This is bold.

I think he has made that commitment. Oh, give me a break. I know what he told me

about you for a year. Jesus.

What do you mean what he told you about you for a year? Please. You don't think

I talk?

I'm not going to divulge what Bobby told me about your family and everything

about you guys, but I'm not going there.

I do not believe that Bobby will say anything about my family. Okay. It's not

fair that he's not here to defend himself.

No, he's upstairs. He's like hiding in his room like a little chick. He's not

hiding. He's like a chick. Tell him to come down, man up. There's no reason why

Bobby would actually talk to you about like my family.

About me? Nicole, we're going to stop that conversation.

Maybe. We're going to stop the conversation.

As friends, they had a lot of conversations. But guess what? We're

have those conversations right now because as women...

We're going to rise above it and try to... She's trying to protect you. I

to rise above it and not fight. You don't want to know what Bobby told me

your family. You don't. Okay, hon?

I'm really upset that Jim is deciding to get involved in Nicole and Bobby's

relationship. Because to me, that is not a way of creating peace. If anything,

it's instigating more of a fight.

Okay, I'm done with this conversation, Jim. I'm done.

You want to go there, Jim?

You go there. I'm done.

Jim, you were ahead.

Everybody was trying to like you tonight.

What did I do wrong now?

I don't think any marriage is perfect.

Everyone has their flaws.

But I feel really bad for Amber being married to Jim. I don't think Amber's

I just feel like she's got a little devil on her shoulder, and his name is

Amber. What?

I feel you.

Relax. I know. I know. But you know what? You can't control him.

You can't control him.

Relax, relax.

You can't control him.

Where's Bobby?

I want him right now.

Bring me him.

You keep on making comments that Bobby made comments and he's not here to

himself. Then tell him to get his ass down here and be a man. It's just not

fair. Be a man.

He's tired right now. Go upstairs.

Deal with your little girlfriend and I'll talk to you later. No, he's my

boyfriend.

Jim, hitting below the bell.

Hitting way below the bell.

I'm sorry. Wasn't Bobby your best friend for 12 years?

What do you want me to fit in?

I don't want to. Please don't keep me. Oh, God, you did work. No, no. Oh, shut

up. No, Peppa. She's a worm.

It's so much fun.

Oh.

She's so obsessed with me. I don't want you to be involved.

I don't want to be involved.

Let me just do a spin -off.

I mean, it's a comedy night, too. You stay with Tina.

Tina. Tina.

Take care. Yeah, come here. Really?

I think Jim is very calculating. If you mess with my twin, you mess with me.

Hurt my family, I hurt you back.

What is going on? I have no idea. I mean, no, no, no, no. Don't say you

have any idea.

What is going on that you're upsetting my sister regarding Bobby?

You know what I'm going to laugh my balls off?

Is when she finds out that he's a girl in the condo that he's been keeping the

whole time he's been dating her sister.

You know what I'm going to laugh my balls off is when she finds out that

some girl in the condo that he's been keeping the whole time he's been dating

her sister.

This guy's f***ed up.

Guess what? Bring it on, honey. Bring it on. It's kind of crazy how the mood

turned so quickly.

It went from everyone completely getting along to Bobby storming up the stairs

and everyone's heated.

I promise you, I swear to God, look in your eyes.

I've never done nothing to you, and I've never done nothing to Jim. That's 100 %

provable.

Out of the bathroom.

My 14 - and 16 -year -olds do not lock themselves in the bathroom. Out of the

bathroom. I am telling you, and I've told you this from day one.

100%. There will never be one thing that you guys are going to look back and say

that I did wrong.

That's all I can tell you. Well, Jim just said that you spoke bad about my

family. About your family.

What's your goal?

That Bobby said something about my parents, about my family. Jim is very

and you know where the source of the problem is? I think it's right here.

The goal of this trip was to mend friendships, but at the end of the day,

doesn't want to be friends with Bobby. He's still pissed, and he'll freaking

hold that grudge right down to his grave.

Let's go ask him. Let's go ask him what he said about yourself. Let's go.

Because I want to know, too. Let's go. I would love to know.

I'm done. I'm done. You're done? Come on. I'm done. My husband will smash him.

He's a little bitch. Let him become.

Let him be a man and come to this house.

Come on. Come on. Come on, bro. What are you going to talk to him? Come on. Are

you not spying on somebody's life? I don't give a shit.

I'm not going to fight Jim because I only fight men. In the man's world, Jim

considered a bitch.

Jim's got a lot to say about you, so you can't just talk about it.

Let's hear it. No,

you don't understand.

You're not hearing, Bobby. You're not hearing. I don't give a... I don't give

a... Bobby, look at me. Stop Jim now. Put your ego aside and stop him. There's

no ego. Here I am. Let's go. Let's talk about it. Look at me. If you love your

girlfriend, you need to make up with Jim right now. Make things right. Oh, make

up is different. This is not about... I will discuss this. This is much... I'm

not making up with anyone. This is much... Things he says about...

Bobby! Next time.

Now we're being stupid.

You know how to make a scramble?

Sunny side up.

But that's not how you do sunny side up.

Okay. I want to get you nice and drunk so you do a weird... You tell me I got a

girl? Yeah, that you show me pictures of. Amber, I... I'm sorry that you're

married to a dick.

Shame on you, Jim.

Do you think he didn't say this shit first? No, but I think he f***ed your

I'm done. This guy's got some mouth. I would have f***ed him.

Tina, don't be a pussy. Now I gotta get turned again?

I'm done.

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