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Okay, what do you think about this one?

Cute but I feel like the spider tattoo on her neck suggests trauma

Also if that's not a good look for someone. That' 46

Yeah

And then agree with you and not even sure thatsa good look for someone 26 to be honest next okay

Interesting well put together

Let´s look at our bio

Seeking romantic partner who is free-to travel in moments notice

Okay, well that's not me either. I mean she might as well just say

Hey! Childless Vagabond Wanted

Um okay come on that is what you have me for

Yeah...I don't know

But i appreciate that but

You also have college and boyfriends

And a life

College, yes. Boyfriend? Absolutely not

And a life... I guess if you consider cramming for exams in between Fortnite sessions then sure

What's Fortnite

It is the video game that i'm probably too old to be playing

Oh okay well it sounds fun

Maybe you're just deceptively nerdy for someone so beautiful

Okay, last one.

Okay she's pretty but look at that bio it is a little off-putting

Seeking vegan friendly life partner for parallel polyamorous coupling

Yeah no thanks

She probably has peanut allergy

Like I give up

Why can't i just find normal girl with sense of humor

Where would you find that?

You know what? Thanks for indulging me today, but I honestly don't need you the rest of the day.

Richard has an after school thing so you can take off whenever you want

Well do need any help around house laundry

Your'e sweet no No i'm good

Unless...

Do wanna stick around and find age appropriate non insane girlfriend

Thanks for your help today

Define age appropriate.

I'm very single and

And i want the same exact things as you

Freya! You're my babysitter

Well technically if you changed

My title to child custodial engineer

It makes me sound much older

Uh, yes but I'much older.

Okay um well age is just a number

Right but my number is much higher

Higher than yours

Well luckily for you

I've been told that i have an old soul if that helps

This is crazy, uh...

...I don't know Freya

Only one way to find out

Is it okay?

Are you sure??

I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not

but let me know in the comments!

and don't forget to like, share and subscribe

see you guys next time

I just wear stuff like this around the house

i was looking for a date

there's nothing sexy about that

I'm going to put on some lip balm and apply it to my lips.

Are you leaving this on?

It's hot in there

Do you like it

Oh, shit! Right there...

Oh, yeah.

Yeah...

Yes that's it

Fuck that scared the shit out of me

Yes, oh my god

I don't know what to do

I don't want to be alone.

Yeah, right there!

Stay right there okay?

Right there...

I'm going touch you with my tongue.

Yeah, that's beautiful!

Oh yeah...

Let me spread it out for you

I'm going to put it with my left thumb.

Turn around

With my tongue

Oh my god, please don't stop

I'm gonna go, im gonna go

Oh my god

Can you do it again?

Squeeze your lips like this

Squeeze your lips there

I can't do this

Oh my god

How are you doing?

I'm so excited!

It's been a long time since we've had such an amazing meal.

It was really good, but it was too hot to eat in the middle of the night

The weather is nice and cool

This isn't what you think

But this place has everything

There are lots more places that have great food

I'm going to get her something to do with you.

Yeah

Ah, yeah fuck that's it

Oh fuck that is hot

It is

You know what?

yes

holy fuck Freya

that's good

freya

It's gonna be alright, come.

Hurry up...

Really good!

Oh yes!!

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

Thank you so much for watching!

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