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Okay, what do you think about this one?
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Cute but I feel like the spider tattoo on her neck suggests trauma
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Also if that's not a good look for someone. That' 46
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Yeah
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And then agree with you and not even sure thatsa good look for someone 26 to be honest next okay
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Interesting well put together
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Letยดs look at our bio
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Seeking romantic partner who is free-to travel in moments notice
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Okay, well that's not me either. I mean she might as well just say
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Hey! Childless Vagabond Wanted
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Um okay come on that is what you have me for
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Yeah...I don't know
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But i appreciate that but
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You also have college and boyfriends
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And a life
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College, yes. Boyfriend? Absolutely not
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And a life... I guess if you consider cramming for exams in between Fortnite sessions then sure
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What's Fortnite
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It is the video game that i'm probably too old to be playing
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Oh okay well it sounds fun
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Maybe you're just deceptively nerdy for someone so beautiful
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Okay, last one.
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Okay she's pretty but look at that bio it is a little off-putting
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Seeking vegan friendly life partner for parallel polyamorous coupling
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Yeah no thanks
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She probably has peanut allergy
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Like I give up
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Why can't i just find normal girl with sense of humor
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Where would you find that?
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You know what? Thanks for indulging me today, but I honestly don't need you the rest of the day.
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Richard has an after school thing so you can take off whenever you want
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Well do need any help around house laundry
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Your'e sweet no No i'm good
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Unless...
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Do wanna stick around and find age appropriate non insane girlfriend
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Thanks for your help today
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Define age appropriate.
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I'm very single and
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And i want the same exact things as you
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Freya! You're my babysitter
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Well technically if you changed
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My title to child custodial engineer
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It makes me sound much older
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Uh, yes but I'much older.
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Okay um well age is just a number
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Right but my number is much higher
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Higher than yours
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Well luckily for you
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I've been told that i have an old soul if that helps
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This is crazy, uh...
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...I don't know Freya
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Only one way to find out
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Is it okay?
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Are you sure??
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I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not
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but let me know in the comments!
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and don't forget to like, share and subscribe
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see you guys next time
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I just wear stuff like this around the house
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i was looking for a date
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there's nothing sexy about that
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I'm going to put on some lip balm and apply it to my lips.
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Are you leaving this on?
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It's hot in there
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Do you like it
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Oh, shit! Right there...
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah...
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Yes that's it
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Fuck that scared the shit out of me
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Yes, oh my god
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I don't know what to do
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I don't want to be alone.
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Yeah, right there!
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Stay right there okay?
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Right there...
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I'm going touch you with my tongue.
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Yeah, that's beautiful!
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Oh yeah...
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Let me spread it out for you
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I'm going to put it with my left thumb.
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Turn around
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With my tongue
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Oh my god, please don't stop
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I'm gonna go, im gonna go
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Oh my god
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Can you do it again?
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Squeeze your lips like this
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Squeeze your lips there
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I can't do this
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Oh my god
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How are you doing?
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I'm so excited!
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It's been a long time since we've had such an amazing meal.
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It was really good, but it was too hot to eat in the middle of the night
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The weather is nice and cool
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This isn't what you think
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But this place has everything
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There are lots more places that have great food
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I'm going to get her something to do with you.
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Yeah
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Ah, yeah fuck that's it
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Oh fuck that is hot
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It is
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You know what?
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yes
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holy fuck Freya
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that's good
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freya
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It's gonna be alright, come.
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Hurry up...
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Really good!
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Oh yes!!
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Oh shit oh shit oh shit
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Thank you so much for watching!
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