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12番?

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お洋服は無理

パニーズは違法だよ

スカーツを着た時に見せてくれましたか?

はい、4〜5つのパンチがあった

一番多かったのは何でしたっけ

それとも…

みなさんから聞いてみましょう

I don't know what a skort is.

A skort is skirts and shorts combined, so it'shorts sewn into the skirt

Um...very against skirts

This should be fucking illegal

Cause you're taking the whole

The whole thing if girls want to wear their skirt

You get peek under them

But that why sports were invented

Because you look up Skirt

You know, not that I'm saying you're supposed to do that but

there'supposed to be that

and then it like...you just got your camera in your shopping bag

To take upskirt videos at the mall

And you get a skort

This sounds like

Your personal experience with this

That what we are going doing soon

We can stop doing this.

Illegal Upskirts Videos

Skorts

Oh there ya go

You know, um...

Squats I think are very useful because you can do like crazy gymnastics or whatever

and it never shows.

You're supposed to be doing a skirted pussy hang now!

That's the whole thing

What?

i don't know about that

Look at this fancy hotel water

It was probably like $50 dollars

Yeah there was sparkling one but

I drank it and the other one is regular water.

And i'm upset

You can find bubbly water

Because if you drink sparkling water,

you know that you've made successful

Yeah

That's how we define

One time when buying sparking water at the airport

but didn't realize that was sparkling

When in a highly pressurized air cabin

Sparkle tends to just explode everywhere

What?

Yeah

You blew the plane up? What happened?!

No, I didn't blow the plane up.

But when i opened it

The bottle of water exploded on

That girl's next to me

Oh! So shot like everywhere

Yeah

It shot everywhere and soaked

Two girls and my eye

Everything

Pretty much

Very embarrassing

That's very scary.

Let me see your outfit

This is a good outfit

Thank you, I worked very hard on it

Nice skirt

What is that?

See this was the squirt

And then you have to put your hand in between the holes

I mean, squirts make me so angry.

Because it's always like...

because the one you had was like

the coolest skirt that you had

Like it was a schoolgirl thing

It is always like tha

Some girl will be

Do you have any skirts?

And then girl will say

Yeah! This one and this

One and then

The other ones are fine

This looks fin

But

Always

でも、一番の方がいいと思っているのは…

ああ、スコーツだ。

ファブリックで薄いものを作ることはできたらしいけど

そしてそれに合わせつけようとするだけではないんだよ

だから人々衣装とか切り抜いてくれなかったほうが良さそうだね

そうか

じゃああなたも同じ意見になってる?

それじゃ私には反対しません

彼女達へ戦争犯罪行動したくてはいきません

I just think they shouldn't be allowed to be sold.

You know, i feel that way about dresses without pockets

Yeah that shit's crazy

A lot of girls' clothes...I didn'' t notice until recently

Till l started wearing womens clothes all the time

They don '' have like pockets and shit

The patriarchy man is real

It's real. I thought it was fake, but they don't give you guys pockets or they give

You like something really tiny?

Or they give you something that looks like pockets

But the holes are sewn in

That is worst part!

Why would do that?!

Why would have a flap

That looks likes pocket and there is no pocket

There just little bit of effort

To make an actual

Pocket by this point

だってお前らはパーツを持ってるから

おまえたちが買うのは俺達のものだよ

だって、みんなに見える人生で

あなた方には大きなポケットもあるし

そこまで何でも入れれる

それだけじゃなく

そうね

うん。だから僕達はあまり手紙ない

パンチとか好むんだよね

That's like your...

You guys like that though, right?

Buying purses.

No I like backpacks

Yeah

It feels better for utility

Everything in this thing

There is so much shit in my backpack

As a woman you have to buy

Purses

Wallets

Yeah, you don't have a lot of pockets in your clothes.

Yeah

What's up with that? We just aren' t allowed to carry things

And you gotta buy makeup and stuff

But you guys are like spending money on all kindsa stuff

Aren''t women like the um

Like they consume way more shit I feel lik

Or i've heard sales

How much money ar e willing

To spend on car

Then tell me

Well

I think i got you there

But,I need that

Exactly and we need clothes

Yeah

15 shirts or something

And how much money are willing to spend on a gaming PC?

yeah

I'd be willing to spend like $3,000-$6k on a really good high end gaming PC

Yeah but that's like...gaming stuff and cars and stuff

Stuff you use outside more

Yeah. That better stuff

Like i've just heard that if your audience is towards mostly women

Advertisers likethat the most

I've heard.

Cause women will buy just like random child'shoes and stuff

You know about the pink tags?

Oh, cause like womens' stuff they'll make

Everything that they make that is pink i actually up charged

Yeah so it doesn't even need to be a womens version of them

But they will make them an then its more expensive

Same thing for men razors

you can buy cheap versions

and it's just a man razor, but they'll say it is woman razors

I support that actually.

And they are more expensive

lol

It was good

That was cool

Because

Just fuck pink

yeah

because we have to do all the dangerous jobs

We gotta rescue

Crab fishermen

Yeah crab fisherman

and logging, like firefighters

spelunking

yeah

cavemen

have you ever seen any of the cave guys on tiktok?

oh my gosh yes

they're fucking crazy

some guy in a tiny little hole

he can't even move

he's like hey

I got stuck in hole

im gonna die but that okay

yeah

it just man do fucking drugs

just smoke crack

what are you doing bro

Have you seen underwater cave divers?

I don't know if i've seen them.

Cave divers are crazy because then they have specialized breathing instruments that keep them from going crazy,

from their lack of oxygen to their brain and they can even think clearly

and there's a very high percentage in death

It is crazy

I've heard that with divers, if your stuff is starting to mess up you'll start hallucinating.

Yeah or if you panic at all it could mean death because

If you make one...

Because like listening the YouTube scary stories

Like they have weird stories from 4chan

Or Reddit

Whatever

Last night there was a deep sea diving story

And then sometimes

It wasn'the one last night

But everyone were just like

Oh my girlfriend

Then we saw this funny octopus

That was red

It wasn't supposed to be that color red, and it was like waving at us

And then they'd like realize they were hallucinating because their oxygen tanks were fucked up. Oh

my god

All right this one story well if one of the things I in it was likable about thisthlike

There's this creature that lives, it is called a carpet and it lives at the bottom of the ocean.

Carpet shark?

No...

Is tha taht different??

Oh I'm sorry!

It' s not shark???

That was carpet sharks!!

Well there was thing called..I think they call them carpets

And supposed to be like huge

Like miles long

But its like

A living

Creature

Just made out weird membranes or something

Its just eat stuff

That falls on bottom

Ah never mind

Nope

Did you know

I feel like there's a shark called the wobble gone.

No

Yeah, that was pretty weird fucking name

That is super weird too

Should we go on an expedition to the bottom of ocean?

Yeah

Ocean sex

New thing

You know

Actually

The science between

Like

What would in erection feel like

Further down you going into

They should be bad

I don't know.

There's more and more pressure, so would it get harder or would it gets softer?

The deeper you go

It feels like smaller

And then you'd come an probably be excruciated

Oh my god

But there are guys that

You just explode

There are guys than do the

That goes down in a diving battle thing

Or like little capsules

So some of those guys have been dow ther for long time

Yo got to beat off

So I mean like somebody's got it.

Yeah, if you think of the Navy...

And a submarine

But that is more pressurized cabin

Man the ocean is scary

Don't want to fuck with at all

We know less about

The ocean than we know about space

That pretty crazy

Yeah

It was wild

Yea its scary

Yeah, I don't like that.

All right!

The ocean a lot and truckers have scary stories about rest stops

And seeing Wendigos

Skinwalker's and stuff

My absolute favorite story is where it is somebody

About towns that disappear

I was driving on this road trip, and probably sleep-deprived

And high on something

We found this town

The next day it wasn'there

It's empty

And stuff like that

Oh!I like that

That is pretty nifty

Or somebody saw a gas station

But its from the past

Then its gone

The nex time they are here

It'super wild.

Or they go through like a time warp

Oh, I've seen one where people talk about traveling very long distances

and somehow they ended up traveling hundreds of miles within just an hour

They suddenly teleported long distances

Yeah or there'll be some other road trip

And then it is like 5 hours later

But i've heard somewhere that people are driving

And like, they don't get anywhere.

It's like two hours late and it just the same road

and there was no cars on the road

Like they went to some shadow dimension of this one

That bad

I also listen glitch in a matrix stores

which sometimes are cool

will be weird glitchy stuff like that

But then sometimes it'll

Be my wallet disappeared

and I knew it was my girlfriend saw it and then

It was gone.

And its like, bro that's not a...

...I don't believe you man

Do you have any crazy stories?

No nothing cool has ever happened to me

Aww man

Don' think ive ever had anything really

...really paranormal

or scary

Really

Yeah

Spooky stories

and I think that it's fun to listen

to other people experiences.

They're all fucking liars, they're making it up

No!

But like though

So keep making shit

Because you have shit on YouTube when fall asleep

Okay

She is making this right now

Haha no

so

I was pretty young at the time, but were out in the country and it was very late at night.

My mom driving us home and

We were going around this bend

It'surrounded by field

And dark forest

Thick thick forest

That is nationally protected

So you are not allowed to interfere with what happens

or build around it.

It's only for bigfoots, come duck to you

So our house was 5 minutes from there

we're almost home and out of nowhere

this big white light

hovers over the hood

Oh shit

And then goes past us

and through this fucking tree

and then over and down towards the lake that was nearby.

Like it was like, almost like a spotlight or something?

It was just like

A big ball of light

it'super freaky!

Oh so its'a ball

Yeah

Its''like

I've heard friends tell me

tha they think

is ''ball lightning.''

But

got really quiet

And

Was super scared

My mom

Her face

Is white

Like ghost

Did you see

That

She said

I saw it, but didn't want to tell you because

because i didn' t want you scared if you didin''t see

So we both saw that day

It wasn ''T just me

And weren'T high or anything

Because...were fucking nerds

But

Spooky story

That's pretty freaky

Me and Nick

Saw a UFO

At Starbucks one time

No way

It was like, and people we know...

You did have a story.

Yeah but I forgot about it

But it was like because were at the Star Wars for hours just hanging outside

And then like

Like maybe midnight or something

A couple girls wer in the parking lot

Looking up

Kind of freaking out

Then look there and see

It was like, I think it was tube-shaped kind of?

But it was different colors.

Way up this craft rainbow color...

Weird different colors and changing colours

And you know instead a blimp or something

Like really

UFO probably

They were coming for us

and then it went away but I was like legit like were looking at it we're

like what the fuck could that even be yeah they werere coming for you

they'r elike, ''We've seen your videos''

They are liek why don't you do more cream pies? We hate

fucking...I had a guy DM me awhile back he was

multiple times some guys would

say oh dude ,do more cream pies. Oh cool

I was like, well yeah maybe.

And then he's like dude you fucking suck

i fucking hate you man why can't you do cream pies?

At first it was just please be more creative

and then bro they're too risky

Like they're just...I don'' want to deal with them

That is why we dont deal with him very often

He said your a fucking piece of shit

You used more cream pies

and you used to care about what I was like, bro.

Oh my God!

Dude...

He's like

Sorry man

i'm drunk

he was very mad

oh wow

There is this one guy that comments on my stuff

every time

come out with a video

Every single time

He says, this is a boy-girl but it's never girl.

Every single video is like not girls videos though

This was just like okay

And when I do actually come out with the

Girld video he'll say

It' s not enough girlgirly videos

Its always boy and Girls

But why does thiis

Not satisfy you?

Yeah, there's a lot of very special people comments sometimes.

Like I retweeted this one girl video that we filmed with like a couple weeks ago

And this guy...

Let me see if my internet can work

My internet never works

It is the nightmare

Oh sorry!

Does your internet ever work?

Mine never works

Yeah, sometimes I think they're just throttling.

They oppress me with the...

At my house like

until i go inside to watch

it's like

It feels like

live in North Dakota or something

It feels fucking

Its'like

got trees at

My house and its

Like

Oh well

You are fucked

Sorry you don't have signal

I mean, i drop calls all the time in my house.

Oh my god!

It's a nightmare bro

That is so bad

And...I got new phone and everything

it makes little better maybe but not really

Ah..i also got the new phone

This one guy says

oh this was hidden

Let me smell that asshole

bet its stinks good

Two heart emoji guys

Oh man, you know there are different kinks for different people.

How to delete someone else's account?

You know in the kink community there is a saying and I think it is kind of fucked up but

Your kinks aren't my kinds and that okay

I think it's fucked up because this kind of like you're looking down on other people

Like man that was nasty, but okay

Now some of these people need to be can't shame

People needed the bully

They did somebody's people

You don't need to be rounded out.

They needed put him in FUMA camps or something like that

I had a fan who was like,

レアナ、I have gift for you

And they tipped me for view it

and they printed out joker mask

and put in on their face

then cut ou the eye holes

Then there is sign said

I love Leanna and the L for Leanna was cut out so his dick could stick out of it

And he was jerking through it.

He's jerking through a sign

Well, that fine

You don't remember all that

It is dedication

you know...I think

They have to be rounded up

Everyone has got their weird stuff

So they need go the doctor

Some people need going

I need to go to the doctor.

They need a check in on somebody

But see, like i'll get guys still

Cause'I did tons of all kinds crazy shit the first couple years

Like alot fetish stuff

And some it was kinda into or pretty cool with

A lot that Femdom stuff

You know what imean?

and like, you know I never really liked pegging that much

but...I understand that

and i like licking girls feet an stuff

You know girls are smothering me with their butt or whatever

Like..you get it. That's kinda hot

But

Oh just forgot what was gonna say

Christ

I had a fan requested

when were doing more fetish stuff

where they wanted to vacuum up all of my panties

Just vacuum all them

Yeah, and then have a video also of me throwing them away into like trash

Yes

He really wanted my underwear to just be completely gone like to know that I had no more pain

Okay. Oh what kind support that actually you're fine

You're fine, don't worry about it.

I think everybody's got to think about it a little bit

Everyone has their own thing

Someone who was really high on shrooms though

He said he wanted me to do the ancient Egyptian titty dance

And so like...I didn'y know what that looked like

But maybe we can try

What did you?

Did they tell you what...?

Yeah no

He had me guess to try and do what I thought an Egyptian ditty dance would look like.

That's cool

But, because i did a bunch of wedgie videos early on too

Like gay man-on man hardcore wedgie action

And some of it was fun because its kind ridiculous

I still, i guess did such a good job with it that

Still have guys like to hit me up and just sort of

Bro do more wedgie videos

And im like...I don't know man

But one time did like brother sister

Wedgie video with Marsha May

Cause early on the first few years my shoots cause filmed

俺は普通のシーンを撮影していたけど、

フェアレインで男女フォーマットに

一緒になってたんだよ。

じゃあ一度、

この大きな白いT恤が見えて

XXXLみたいだった

それと同じ服も着ちゃう

それから彼女はキッチンページ

だけじゃなく

あいつらバカやん!

そういう動画見て

X-FILESでも

It got so many fucking views, I think.

Oh wow

So that-

My fiddle look

Yeah bro

Man

Oh look

Hey!

That's you

Suggested

Xvideos knows what we're doing right now

Teen best friend test if i'm gay

People liked that a lot

Yeah they did

Yeah

They really liked it

And mine

Like just being like no

Um

I'm a homo, and you're just like well maybe we should try to see if you're not.

i love how most of my videos it's just like...i've never seen

but

identify with that because for years when

I think that we have a similarity there.

Because, like...

Pretending like i've never had sex before

You know..

It's just kinda

Like not being good with

Yeah it is the sense of naivety to things

Have you ever done any videos

Where you pretended be

Like giant

Yes!

That requested

Request before

But haven't done this

Hypnosis

videos oh then there's one with my mom we got three million views but for a wedgie video that is pretty good

family wedgies nothing like giving your family

but see to me like you know

fucking your family members, thats makes sense to

as fetish yeah?

i would do it in real life

私が言っていたのは、あなたはその文章を少し早く止めたと思った。

あの部分について理解できるかもしれないけど

だからそれは間違いだよ

そんなことしてはいけない

でもそれだけで問題になってる

もしかしたら本当に熱すぎて

それと同じような状況ならどうする?

考えてみろ

I think the appeal of step-siblings is like, it's the fact that you aren't related.

Like what would happen if...

We were drunk

It was bad

Glad you feel safe enough to come out with that here

That would be wild though

No no

No, it's never happened.

But I've had people fucking message me on like...

X Hamster!

XHamster is a very special place but

i've had few people messaged and be like

Hey..I have done this

Me and my whatever

real related family members

Dude your videos are so realistic

I just want to pretend like, oh he's just larping.

But then part of me is like...

Oh man!

Someone requested a slime video

They wanted nothing sexual

They wanted it to look like Nickelodeon game show

And they said that they had been

Parts with the production company

and gave me the recipe for making my own slime.

And...

yeah,

I was everything

What did you do with the slime?

It got dunked on me

Oh okay

Forgot where it was going with that

Lost in a train of thought

Wow we're talking about having incest

Talking about knocking off your mom

I guess it was just like really fucked up ideas because it was one of the guys on Nickelodeon, so were like oh my god

Oh yeah that big Nickelodeon producer guy thats in the kids feet

Yeah super fucking weird

Its crazy

It's crazy. And I've seen people on Twitter and stuff post about it, like...

It'd be like send me pictures of your feet kids!

Like it is so bad bro.. He isn't in jail

Yeah what up with that?

Probably buying a new Bentley right now

He's just in Beverly Hills probably, he is living good.

No justice for the kid foot pedo guy

It was fucked up

He got fired but I think that kept all his money

Let try to make a

See if we can make it TikTok

Yeah

Put the boobies away

yeah

Again be naked for those

I'm sorry, you don't know what i am supposed to say?

No that's good. You said the perfect thing

This is my step sister Rihanna

Wait what do you want me say

TikTok

Hello

Hi

What are we doing today

This is my stepsister, Rihanna.

My siblings

My sibling girlfriend

Best friend

All the things at once

We're filming hookup therapy right now so

If you guys want to ask any questions about

God damn it

This is the viewers favorite part when I try and make a TikTok video

Live on that thing

What's up guy?

Here with me step sister girlfriend

Rihanna Loving

ホックアップ・ヘラピーで 何を考えているか教えてくれる?

とにもカオイいと思うよ

あといい方法は

ほどの質問があれば

お答えることになる

楽しみだね

どんな話してたっけ

I'm pretty good.

TheAnimeLovingZero, i think?

Gaga

Oh yeah...

Yeah

I feel like have zero creativity when it comes to TikTok

Like just..I don't have any motivation for TikTok

It's all bad

Just kind of thoughtless videos

Some people actually do really nice videos on TikTok

Like me.

Yeah?

That's good

The Industrial Revolution was a mistake

Return to monkey, right Jess

Yes

We need to return the tradition

Needed get rid of all this

All you people using the internet

You're wrong

It is bad

I need more money though

So i have keep using internet

Oh ok

Unfortunately

But idk

You know, I like...

That's what it like.

Well see i hate the TikTok now because

got on there just to fuck around

and just be like hello friends

but now think too much about

you know the algorithm and stuff

cause a while back

if your newest video

isn't getting views

its holding back your other videos

a lot of times I might put the video out and it doesn't get that many views

and then like the one before it got 100,000 views

so now they'll be like unbelieve this is fucking

And seems like its worth

Like you know

Just hate than to think about that shit

But

It's crazy

Well kinda feel

Its fine but then

Kinda feel

Already answered all god damn questions on there

You know

People will say what?

Why do you have money

I mean, what does a vagina feel like?

Some of my most viewed videos will be asking about specific girl.

And then i'll just be like

Bro...I fucking cummed so hard

Cause it's like

You know and then she was really cool or this kinda happened

But its'like

She is hot dude! It was great

What do you think

I feel like i booked her because she's hot

It was good

They want to live through the experience

They wanna know every detail

and sometimes that is just hard to really express

because it happens so frequently for you

Well a lot of that, yeah

Sometimes like

ill make video and im saying same shit as other girl

cause its like she was really hot

But I mean, people are interested.

Or sometimes they'll ask about a certain girl

and then i'm like...

So can't make up with you

Can say anything because

don' want to be mean person

Be nice

Fair

So have been doing pornos?

Yeah

Lots of porn

Out in LA

Yeah, I do a lot of trips back and forth.

Half the month here and half the month in LA

What was like the craziest shit you've done?

Um...I guess it's my most recent

I did like a four-parter for Teamskate recently.

Teamskate All Star for October,

where i was

A stepdaughter who was possessed by book trying to like

summon Satan

and thought that it'something my

my stepdad

and then the same thing through

My Stepbrother

in order complete the ritual

I had to fuck my whole step family.

Many such cases, it happens a lot

Yeah you know that's quite typical

So you start dabbling with the cult

and when you get an Ouija board

the next thing they know

You're fucking your entire family

Exactly! Close your eyes for one second

And then open them

Your whole family is literally fucked

Dads jizzing all over ya

Happens all of time

Was it a happy ending at the end or did everybody die?

I died.

Did you really ?

Well,I think i get kidnapped by the cult because my step brother got officially possessed by Satan

and so me step mom and fled from there then they find us again

That'scary

It was hot

You guys filmed that over like few days

It was honestly probably the most hectic time for me because I was doing a bunch of really big projects at the same time.

So, um...I went from Vegas one day and then went from Vegas to LA

The next day

Then i went from L A

To Florida

And then had rest

day and then I went from Florida to Arizona

and then Arizona back to Florida

To finish filming.

It was it was a lot of travel,

i think yeah

took

A bit

Of

break

After that

because

Was so tired

So tired

Damn

Yeah

It was fun.

I like big projects

Are you okay?

Is that the Reese's Pieces

A bunch of hotel Reese pieces

$100 dollar

This hotel though, they got it stocked

They got Pringles

We shot this one hotel a couple months ago

It was really weird. There were no name-brand snacks, just weird stuff like oriental Czech mix stuff or whatever

where everything is hard and weird

I liked it though!

But it's gross

Everybody else tried but they said that wasn't good

Because you're eating...

Paper?

Yeah

With not flavor

Never really, but I thought...I liked it.

But that was the best thing and then they had these candies

These chocolate wrapped cherries or something

But they had like mold on them

And you ate one of them

So that's how you got sick?

That was fine

Bu keep eating snacks because its like their there

Because..i don't have any food in my house

I started trying to lose weight a couple of years ago, and eating like once per day.

Intermittent fasting?

Yeah! And it's the most extreme intermittent fasting kind of thing

But...to do that is like..I cannot be trusted

You can't leave the food around because i'll eat

So just get uber eats every single day

I read a lot, but what i do is...

Im like triple diamond member

Yes im too

They are going to put me on the board

When they had the Uber 1 deals

It gave 60 dollars off of meal

Because id spend so much money

I don't even do any of that shit.

Probably have like thousands of dollars for you

because it's like,

they got rid

the point system now

so i dont know what happens

yeah

cause'I feel its some kind

scam or

well

im just

You know

a secret

What?

this entire conversation

So

were going to be doing

the podcast first

sometimes

from my scenes

prepare by pre-lubing

So I've just been dripping lube on this bed the entire time.

And that is my secret!

Me too

You always want to be pre-lubed

Yeah, it's a good idea

It' s just like when you leave your house in morning

You should lube up your holes

Everybody should do tha

Because yo never know when are going drop soap

Never know what day might bring

Exactly

So why not be safe and just, you know?

So you're like ready for whatever happens.

Yeah I think that's it

i feel like an athlete

You gotta to prepared

Man this fucking thing is not gonna upload

Oh...I'm sorry

Nick can connect the wifi on this

And then open TikTok back up

Nick'slowly dreading the sign up process.

I'm gonna make Nick be in these videos soon,

Make him do this

Cause he has to like go try and have sex with girls in real life

Like he is on dating apps and stuff

He tells me these horror stories

Oh man

Im really curious what horror stories

We're just having to like go get coffee with a woman, you know?

I tried dating recently. No not recently...a while ago

and we meet up and were gonna get food but first he comes over

and he gives me a big hug,

and then he just puts his face in my hair

And takes like really deep whiff

He's like you smell nice

Light? Like light.

Yeah!

That is exactly what it was

It did like really loud whiff

I could hear the sniff

Then i was just thanks

Shall we

How does that go

いいね。でも髪の毛を剥がした時、彼はどれだけ苦労していたか考えたんだ

あなたに伝わってくることだよ

まずい印象になれるのは最初

それはいいですね

じゃあいつも大嘔吐

そうです

ハイフェアとか聞いてない?

お前らで一緒なかったかな

なんて

俺からヘルメット作業やってきた

本当ですか

面白そう

I've been tied up by my own hair.

One of the things that you can do is tie the end with rope and use it as a leash

That's pretty fun to say

Some people want have sex with their hair

So actually don't

フロリダの一部で、ポート・セントルーシィに行ったことがある。

何故フォーリダは恐ろしい場所?

そんな感じだと思うけどね

だって髮を剃る必要もあんまりないからな

そうかもしれない

もしかしたら…

ちょっと戻してみて

And then, kinda like...

Oh! We were doing that. Okay

I was like okay you're not interested in handjobs today

Yeah it's just kind of take the hair and then

You know

And then you could be over top

Then i'm like

Just

Ya know

Tend to sleep

Fuckin' your hair

It is hard say exactly

One time

Idid an underwater hair job

So wer both

Like under water

and I was fucking this girl's hair in a pool.

That is pretty cool!

It is not for everybody, but some people are into it

Well...I could imagine that hair softer under water

looks prettier and silkier

like fucking mermaids

right?

Yeah

You look like a mermaid.

I just... yeah, that's about it

Just thinking about like

What would be funny is if

i went to do that underwater hair job thing

and immediately nodded

This so fucking weird dude

what kind of fucking weirdo wants to

And I just like, and the girl was like

Oh fuck!

And then i'm like oh shit

This is so hot

Didn't even know

Didnt' even know that

That this

It's funny

Always liked it with hypnosis

Like

Always liked

This still fucking weird

Why would anyone be into this?

Then always

Fuck

Came

Felt bad

Like

You got actually

Kind of hypnotized

So you were like into it?

Yeah, I was into it for years.

It was super hot

You can touch that

Yeah

Im also all lubed up

Ready to go

That would be cool

Did you just pull off my lube

Yea

Fucking squirt on the holes

ヘッヒヒ

新しいシリーズのような、ウェブサイトか何でもいいよ

あなたは黄色い警察官を見たことがある?

ええ、あまりない

そしてもし白人に会ったとき

実際にはルーブガンもいる

彼らから逃げるため

泥棒で水分補給する

そしてそこへ入り込む

I was just thinking about like, a new site where it's like you know me and

the girl and it is competition to see who gets fucked.

You know she has got strap on

I've got my penis, and it's just there are some weapons or whatever like we have

like different things you know what i mean? It is just like somebody getting fucked

you know. But its'like... You don't who he gonna be

And then..I get fucked every time

Oh! There ya go

Everytime

OH NO!!

There ar a certain species of underwater creature

where they conduct a ritual known as penis fencing

and whoever gets pierced

I'm berked up

So the fish is like, they rub their fish boners together?

Well they fight with their penises

and whoever gets pierced by

The penis becomes

The female

And gets pregnant

That's high stakes

Yeah it is

That's wild.

That was very high stakes

See that would be cool if people were like that

We just all had penises and we had to penis fence

Yeah

If our dicks were long enough

Yeah

I have really fucking weird animal facts, i'm sorry

No no it was really good

It hits you hard?

Yea

Tell me about those fish cocks

It makes sense.

Nature is amazing

Yeah, I mean nature made these

That's true

This is just the part of the podcast where

Where you don't have anything to say

No this a part

Of podcast where

You keep talking about stupid shit

Absolutely

So like, how many jobs have you had before you started doing porn stuff?

Two.

I volunteered at Habitat for Humanity

But did they pay money ?

No

I just did it for free.

i worked as the cashier

and as like the furniture intake

reviewer

and at a sports bar

but not actually Hoosiers?

no, that was in Irish Sports Bar

あの時はキャンプを始めたんだよね?

私が高校生だった頃からやっていたけど、仕事について探しているときもあって

チェックインアプリケーショナルで聞かれたら

お母さんどこいってるかなと思われて

えっ

I thought that i was a liability and couldn't get an actual job

Like when you applied at restaurants, bars?

They were like where's your mom little girl

But then the guy at the sports bar was like

Work right here

Dont even worry about it. You're fine

How long were you working there for

How long did it take to get a new wife, please?

A couple of months.

It didn't last long because the manager was the owner of

The restaurant's wife

And that just causes all sorts

Of problems

Was there jealousy or something like that

She...it jus made her bitch

Because she felt like s he had

To exert his status and authority over

she was something but also they made me do a bunch of stuff that wasn't part of

being in Greeter like sex gang bangs there we go I had sex with you did you

really no oh my goodness know i am before

Before I got into porn,

and only had sex twice.

Oh wow

Did you ever have any

like special customers?

Like creepy old men

trying to proposition you

Nope

That's good

because you weren't

but... You weren' t like a server

or just the host

So

so..I was greeter

and server

dishwasher

food prep

janitor

Oh, okay.

And no weird horny old men?

Wow!

Well...

I can say before i got into porn

it wasn't really known for my looks

People called me the turtle half the time

The turtle?!

Uh-huh

6 layers of clothes

Really big hoodies and flats

Jeans that covered up everything

I was a nerd with zero sexuality or bodily awareness that's good

That is how i'm trying to be.

How old were you when you first lost your virginity?

20, 21

Holy shit!

クレイジーなことだよ。

フェムソのリアル・ライフ

18歳になったときは、

そんなに泣いていないと思ってたんだけど

ずっとそこまで気づかれていたから

そう!

それがあまりならなくても

あなたを見失う時、私はいつでも涙で

どんどんと泪を出してくれました

なんで波動するんですっけ?

だめなんじゃないですよね

I legitimately, everyone thought that i was going to be a nun.

But how...was it like? How was that..wasn't okay or...?

It Was great!

Really?!

Oh yeah!!It's really awesome

So....I've been very scared of sex for long time

and to get around that, I asked my friends

and they said hey you should try BDSM

because you can do a whole bunch of intimate stuff without ever

having have sex

BSN is scary

so i tried bondage

hypnosis

all this other stuff

and I'd clean someone's house naked.

Nice, oh so did you like go on like fat life or something?

Yeah

And was in my local community

and made a lot of really great friends

Nice

And eventually

Actually, I lost my virginity that way.

Was it kind of just like normal fucking or was it like a guy wearing full rubber suit?

Oh my god! Imagine if you lost your virginity to the guy in the chicken suit...

That would be crazy

Well..I've never even had sex with an unborn baby

And at this point , there is no desire for me either

That was funny.

They just sort of lied back and they told me that I could just go at my own pace as deep

As i wanted to but,

But it was having some difficulty because

Im already tight now bu tas a virgin

It's extremely tight so

So we begged him

To put his hands on

My hips and shove

Me down onto

And they were very gentle

and it felt really nice.

Yeah, my first time was like

Ocean City Maryland on spring break I lasted like one minute

my girlfriend

With a condom on too

Just instantly nutted

And then just missionary

and i'm just like im sorry

she's just saying its fine

but you know, you gotta start somewhere.

Yeah!

Oh my god...

Surprise!!

It's also

My anal virginity today

So I'm very tight

and usually the first time it goes in

it

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