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我看非用右手不行啊
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阿強 聽電話
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土包子 你呆瓜了？
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怎麼用人民幣打電話？
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對不起 我錢包被人偷了 沒有港幣
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你不是賭聖嗎？回鄉了？
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你認錯人了 同志
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怎麼會認錯呢？
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你現在可是名滿天下了
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幫幫忙 看一看
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今晚上六環彩哪些馬會贏啊？
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幫幫忙 幫幫忙嘛
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我真的不是什麼賭聖
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小弟姓劉名晶
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同志 貴姓啊？
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劉晶？ 是啊
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賭聖來了… 讓開…
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這個人還真的像我
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那個小鬍子幹什麼？
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那一跤摔著了吧
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怎麼動作這麼慢？
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他們兩叔侄永遠是與眾不同的
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你們這些大陸土包子 不懂事可別亂說話
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你看看他們 多瀟灑
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光芒四射
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真是迷死人了
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真神啊 什麼人
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不說我說的賭聖嗎
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人家大陸出來的 你也大陸出來的
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人家多精人 你笨得錢包也被人偷
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一次意外 不足以論成敗啊
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那兩次呢？
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兩次那是笨了點
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什麼意思？
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你的行李跑哪兒去了？
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搶劫 站住 搶劫 別跑…
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搶劫…
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站住…
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搶劫…
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站住…
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搶…搶…
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你為什麼拚命追我？
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你搶了我的行李…
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我不追你我追誰啊
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什麼？有什麼證據是你的？
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寫了名字啊？
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我裡面有一根臘腸 兩個皮蛋
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一些髮菜和兩塊鹹魚
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還有熊貓牌內衣褲
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還有各式各樣的日用品啊
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小王八蛋
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開雜貨店的？
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我還忘了告訴你
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我裡面還有一條蛇呢
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蛇？
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不過不用怕 是青竹蛇而已
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沒有毒的
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小王八蛋敢耍我
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我就不還給你 怎麼樣？
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你試試看
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怎麼樣？
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我不跟你客氣了啊
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怎麼不客氣法？
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快點把行李還給我
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你打我啊？ 我真打你了啊
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有種動手啊
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我真打你哦
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沒兩下子 少在這兒出洋相
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還真準啊
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早知你這樣差勁我才不吃 那麼辛苦
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你別走 還沒嘗夠啊？
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站住
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幹什麼？
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打我呀？
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好吧 老子就站著這兒讓你打
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不過只怕你手痛 小子
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太過份了
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我就這麼過份
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這可是你逼我的啊
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我不但逼你 我還求你來打呀
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我真的沒辦法不這麼做了
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你有什麼辦法就使出來嘛
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爹
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媽
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婆婆
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這次我一定要動手了
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別婆婆媽媽的了 打呀
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村長 各位同鄉 我要破戒了
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打呀
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我是不是被貨車撞倒了？
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眼冒金星啊
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阿強的地址呢？
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掉了？
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我怎麼這麼大意啊
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在這裡找不到阿強 我哪裡都不會去啊
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難道又要讓我回大陸？
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我說過我要出來闖一番事業
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那…那我住哪兒？
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我…
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好
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你自己說的啊 那我就住你家了
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為什麼住我家…
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剛剛你自己說的
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你什麼時候說過？
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你明明是仗著右手有勢力欺負人嘛？
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你要住我家是吧？行吧
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香港的門牌都挺好玩的啊
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這還是個音樂世家
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原來是你家呀
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吹簫萍是你親戚啊？
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我姐姐
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我對吹簫也頗有研究
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你跟我姐姐好好研究研究
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好啊
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萍姐
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是你啊 瀟灑
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進來吧
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是我朋友
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謝了
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打擾你了
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用不著跟我這麼客氣
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閣下就是專攻吹簫的那位？
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知道還問？
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萍姐 過來一下 我們談點事情
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我是劉晶
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你先憋一會兒 我讓你先上吧
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萍姐的弟弟我剛剛才認識
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萍姐我也是剛剛才認識的
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朋友介紹的
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你知道了吧
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你瀟灑介紹來的人 我一定會特別招呼
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我的人呢？
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走光了
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少廢話了
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這是你的房間
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別客氣啊
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謝謝
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怎麼這麼多衛生紙啊？
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萍姐你拉肚子啊？
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你少裝蒜了
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放在那邊 大家都方便
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大狗熊
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這麼快就走了？ 是啊
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原來你喜歡吹蕭啊？ 是啊 沒錯
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那就快點來啊
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現在吹？
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那要等什麼時候？
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也好 我先吹
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啊？你吹？
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那你先吹
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大家都是志在研究
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誰先吹不都一樣嗎？
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你會吹 那我得見識見識了
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你吹吧
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好
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還可以吧？我得過冠軍
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在廣州有簫王之稱
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該你了
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啊喲 我不會吹這種蕭
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吹蕭萍不會吹簫 那你騙我吹
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拜託你了 拜託你辦完事情趕快走
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別妨礙我做生意
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我想你是誤會了
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是你弟弟叫我來這裡住的
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他沒跟你說嗎？
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你要住在這兒啊？ 是啊
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老公啊
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什麼事啊 老婆
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老公 這個白癡說要住在這裡
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老兄啊
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玩得過癮也用不著住在這兒
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有錢下次再來嘛
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我沒錢啊
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沒錢敢嫖妓？打！
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打
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這麼晚了…
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誰啊？
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快出來
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是他
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脫衣
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脫衣？
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我叫你脫衣
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憑什麼？
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脫不脫？
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不脫 我幫你脫
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脫衣
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出來 不出
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出來 不出
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大丈夫說不出就不出…
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出來…
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不出啊
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不要…
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強姦啊
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不要施暴…千萬不要
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有話慢慢說嘛 不要啊…
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雞姦啊…
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你是不是唑藥了？ 無賴
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下次再帶我去叫雞
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別去那些知道你地址的雞窩
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我把你的衣服全扔掉 我看你往哪兒跑
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游泳褲也給我脫下來了
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游泳褲？
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什麼游泳褲啊？
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給不給？ 拿去
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剛好遮住
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小心淹死你啊
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我又沒說你不能夠跟我一起睡
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你少來
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我又沒穿內褲
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誰知道你會不會在我後面
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突然嗯我一下
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什麼嗯啊嗯的？說話那麼沒學問
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我這個人一向腳踏實地
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你最好保佑我能夠早點找到工作 快點搬走
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這裡二十塊錢
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是從你床頭拿的
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有了我就還給你
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不答應也不行 誰叫你沒事吵我玩的
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你就讓我試試吧
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我學東西可快了 不行啊
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東方
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東方日報 是吧
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找錢
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東方日報多少錢？
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你到職業輔導處去問問吧
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你去別的地方吧
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為什麼？
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不行嘛
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我右手力氣那麼大 你卻不請我
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會後悔的
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老弟 我知道你有力氣
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我沒說你不行啊
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你一個頂十個 那我十個兄弟去喝西北風啊
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到別的地方去吧
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那我少用點力氣吧
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去賣報紙吧
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我去過 他不請啊
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那去倒垃圾吧
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搞什麼嘛 這麼大單位都沒工作分配？
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好 好 好
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我怕你了
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我寫個地址
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你去職業輔導處問吧
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別寫英文啊 我看不懂
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好好好 寫中文
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你在職業輔導處找到工作
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自己去做 可別扯著我啊
248
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我瀟灑這人注定是大起大落
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所謂三更窮 四更富
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只求燦爛 不求永恆啊
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楊主席 你可以談談這次比賽的細節嗎
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大會將會採取單循環制度
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為了吸引世界各地好手參賽
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冠軍的獎金額會提高至一千萬元
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正合你意
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你這右手 應該去參加
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有點事我想請教請教
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請教吧
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你從哪兒找來這麼寬的輪胎…
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捆在腰上的
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這不是輪胎 這叫做迷你裙
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是我從隔壁陳小姐那兒叉來的
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你為什麼叉陳小姐的東西？
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我高興叉她
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你說話這麼沒學問啊？
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你把我的衣服全都給扔了
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我光著 你知道嗎
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我不叉陳小姐的 就叉你好了
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反正得叉一個
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還是叉陳小姐吧
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我不是叉她了嗎？
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你做得對
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怎麼啦？
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屁股上紮了根刺
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快幫忙 摳出來哦
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你別逗 我幫你摳
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自己摳吧
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我自己能摳 找你幹什麼
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快點 快點哎
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這是插得太多的報應
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去廚房幹什麼？
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能幹什麼？
283
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找個叉子幫你給摳出來啊
284
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不必找叉子了
285
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,430
牙籤就行了…
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大便不擦屁股啊？
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那麼臭
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我臭 你香 哼
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別動 別動
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是哪種叉子啊？
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找不到叉子 只好用調羹了
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調羹？
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別動啊
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你們兩個幹什麼？
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沒什麼
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他那裡啊 叫我幫他摳摳
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噁心死了 你們
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你別看了 你…
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關老爺 請保佑我早日衣錦還鄉
300
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有臉見江東父老
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還有 快點找到大強
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拜託 拜託
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還有
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請你保佑隔壁那位仁兄改邪歸正
305
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以後能夠腳踏實地的做人
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00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:20,620
幸好找到這衛生紙
307
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,914
不用挨凍了
308
00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,855
別害怕 乖 下來
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你把我的衣服扔了幹什麼？
310
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,405
我穿你的衣服像小丑一樣
311
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我的衣服不像小丑
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是你穿起來像小丑
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去死吧 你
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00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,035
我呢 是死不了
315
00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:45,860
等下人家要是不請你 你就死定了
316
00:17:47,285 --> 00:17:50,040
腸粉很嫩 而且很燙
317
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:52,505
飛毛腿導彈來了
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直衝巴格達
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炸他媽的B伊拉克 再叫連你也炸了
320
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讓開 讓開 怎麼這樣子嘛？
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00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:02,875
哈珊要完蛋 哈珊要完蛋
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停車
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停車？
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飛毛腿導彈
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不停
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你存心搗蛋啊？
327
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不需要點名的 瞎叫什麼 你
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00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,885
飛毛腿 伊拉克 伊拉克的
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要叫名字
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魚翅包 魚翅餃 蝦皮粉
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什麼蝦皮淫得很啊？
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自己看吧
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00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:25,670
蝦籽銀針粉 魚翅包 魚翅餃
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是什麼？
335
00:18:27,495 --> 00:18:28,295
魚翅包 魚翅餃
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看完
337
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,630
還有這種講法 你哪兒出來的？
338
00:18:32,055 --> 00:18:33,660
我哪兒出來關你叉事
339
00:18:33,705 --> 00:18:34,665
喝茶吧 你
340
00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:36,725
我那麼… 對不起 對不起
341
00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:38,680
魚翅包 魚翅餃 還有排骨呢
342
00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:39,610
你推我的車
343
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,340
年輕有為…
344
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,325
白眼龍 來來來…
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00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,245
嘗飯 嘗嘗飯
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良哥
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00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:55,150
陳警官最近查得很緊 你知道嗎
348
00:18:55,355 --> 00:18:57,820
我們談判 要換個方式
349
00:18:58,045 --> 00:18:59,425
灣仔那個地盤…
350
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,830
就用牛肉丸做代號 怎麼樣
351
00:19:03,465 --> 00:19:04,200
好哇
352
00:19:04,255 --> 00:19:05,085
癩皮雄
353
00:19:05,285 --> 00:19:07,885
我給你吃過不少好東西 沒虧待過你啊
354
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,790
這盤牛肉丸 應該我吃了吧？
355
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,585
你吃了我的牛肉丸
356
00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:14,605
那我的兄弟吃什麼？
357
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,585
哇擦 你他媽嚇我吧
358
00:19:17,695 --> 00:19:20,050
我西環的那些鳳爪 喝西北風啊？
359
00:19:20,475 --> 00:19:21,920
照這樣下去
360
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:24,045
咱們也是兩敗俱傷
361
00:19:24,235 --> 00:19:26,020
如果你把牛肉丸給我吃
362
00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:28,310
我就把旺角雞札送給你
363
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,780
雞札我有的是
364
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,095
那這樣好了
365
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,200
加上我上個月從越南運來的蓮子羹 夠了吧
366
00:19:34,335 --> 00:19:35,180
蓮子羹？
367
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,385
那有個屁用啊？
368
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:38,150
我家還有一箱土汁菠蘿
369
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:39,900
不用說了
370
00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:41,555
我再大方一點
371
00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:43,820
給你加一盤肉片炒河粉
372
00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:46,620
你該知道粉的價錢有多貴了
373
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:48,480
整盤粉都給你了
374
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,650
還嫌不夠啊？
375
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:52,640
再加兩根青菜好了
376
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,536
青菜？什麼意思？
377
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:55,850
沒什麼意思
378
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:57,820
加點顏色好看一點嘛
379
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,250
他媽的癩皮雄啊
380
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,765
老子認識你十幾年了
381
00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:03,520
你還這麼不開竅啊
382
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:06,040
這樣吧 這碟牛肉丸我們一人一半
383
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,080
不行 我要一個人把他吃光
384
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,015
各位
385
00:20:11,115 --> 00:20:13,035
不用搶了 再來一盤不就得了
386
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:13,800
單子呢？
387
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:14,905
在這兒
388
00:20:23,835 --> 00:20:25,070
其實不蓋也行
389
00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:26,670
買單記著付就行了
390
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:27,820
慢用啊
391
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:30,950
腸粉…
392
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,645
你不喜歡牛肉丸啊…
393
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:32,865
敢動我的牛肉？
394
00:20:32,905 --> 00:20:33,780
還給你 還給你
395
00:20:34,255 --> 00:20:35,670
再送你一盤臘腸卷…
396
00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:36,570
還不滿意嗎？ 你個混蛋
397
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:41,935
扔水壺
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00:20:46,385 --> 00:20:47,460
我看錯了
399
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,980
哥 快跑
400
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,350
等等我…
401
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,425
不要打我的臉…
402
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:06,645
別打我的臉啊…
403
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:11,435
別打啦
404
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,610
打…
405
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,960
別打我的臉啊…
406
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,265
別打啦…
407
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:25,122
打…
408
00:21:26,425 --> 00:21:28,375
站住 別跑…
409
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,450
去死吧
410
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,660
不要亂來
411
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,780
你這種眼光看我 愛上我了
412
00:21:37,525 --> 00:21:38,855
你挾持人質沒有用啊
413
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,365
他們又不是警察
414
00:21:43,695 --> 00:21:44,690
我高興啊
415
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,180
我高興就這樣
416
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,085
你不要過來
417
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:47,980
砍死他算了
418
00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:48,960
你不要吵
419
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:49,750
聽我解釋
420
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,665
去死
421
00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:02,245
不要碰我的臉
422
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,900
不要劃我的臉
423
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:06,730
我靠它吃飯的
424
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:10,905
你想架樑子 是不是？
425
00:22:11,005 --> 00:22:12,000
是啊 怎麼樣？
426
00:22:12,135 --> 00:22:13,810
各位 各位 請聽我解釋啊
427
00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,635
其實呢 這件事的起因是
428
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:18,560
因為我以為這幾位先生不喜歡吃牛肉丸
429
00:22:18,665 --> 00:22:19,715
所以我就拿走了
430
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,300
是啊
431
00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:22,365
然後我送給他們臘腸卷
432
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,560
可是誰知道啊
433
00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:26,395
他們不喜歡吃的卻是臘腸卷啊
434
00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:30,185
天哪 試問我怎麼猜得到呢
435
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,185
因為我可以大膽地說一句
436
00:22:32,215 --> 00:22:33,265
這家茶樓
437
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,260
除了豬肚燒賣之外
438
00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:37,580
就數這臘腸卷最出名了
439
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:38,390
為什麼？
440
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,330
問得好
441
00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:41,555
因為它皮薄餡好
442
00:22:41,575 --> 00:22:44,220
而且這臘腸裡面的這個臘肉呢
443
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,070
是經過高溫處理的
444
00:22:46,105 --> 00:22:46,805
你閉嘴
445
00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:48,285
你知不知道你在說什麼？
446
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:49,406
你是哪裡的？
447
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,310
我是霍家拳館的
448
00:22:51,445 --> 00:22:52,705
有空來找我
449
00:22:53,285 --> 00:22:54,110
我們走
450
00:22:55,825 --> 00:22:57,285
小姐 對不起
451
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,790
其實我並不是壞人 我們兩個人…
452
00:23:01,285 --> 00:23:02,145
你受傷了
453
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:03,360
擦一擦吧
454
00:23:03,975 --> 00:23:04,935
不用了 我自己來
455
00:23:04,945 --> 00:23:05,700
走
456
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,130
全是誤會啊
457
00:23:12,305 --> 00:23:14,270
大哥 你真像尤·伯連納
458
00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,150
先握個手
459
00:23:16,175 --> 00:23:17,580
你的金鏈子真粗啊
460
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:19,695
蘭博
461
00:23:20,005 --> 00:23:20,830
玉置浩二
462
00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:23,280
帥哥 不當明星真在浪費了
463
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:25,000
閃啊
464
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,950
不要走…
465
00:23:27,185 --> 00:23:28,290
你這個小王八蛋
466
00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:30,290
一壺開水全澆我腳上了
467
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,290
還以為可以跟你一起腳踏實地做人
468
00:23:34,565 --> 00:23:35,780
沒想到跟你一樣
469
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:37,615
真是出師不利
470
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:39,475
怎麼腳踏實地啊？
471
00:23:39,645 --> 00:23:41,205
我的腳腫得像豬蹄子一樣
472
00:23:41,215 --> 00:23:42,590
待會兒你要背我下山
473
00:23:42,785 --> 00:23:43,710
會的
474
00:23:44,155 --> 00:23:46,880
難道大陸人真的不適宜在香港賺錢？
475
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:52,570
阿強啊 怎麼樣才可以找到你啊？
476
00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:59,230
天哪 請給我一點指示吧
477
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,260
非洲旅行團
478
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:07,290
6999塊 信譽全香港最好
479
00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:10,220
不會讓我去非洲吧
480
00:24:10,565 --> 00:24:13,280
不是讓你去非洲 是叫你去打拳
481
00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:18,860
世界自由搏擊大賽冠軍1000萬獎金？
482
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,489
去打拳？
483
00:24:20,665 --> 00:24:22,715
千萬不要違背天意啊
484
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:26,575
我跟你的前途就靠這場拳賽了
485
00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:29,820
走吧
486
00:24:32,825 --> 00:24:33,940
我們真的決定這麼做？
487
00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:35,080
當然了
488
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,770
你不是想闖一番事業回去嗎？
489
00:24:36,825 --> 00:24:38,815
你贏了之後就是吹簫拳王了
490
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,160
走吧
491
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,490
我們兩個來報名參加拳賽
492
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,890
一定要註冊拳館推薦
493
00:24:45,895 --> 00:24:47,070
自己不可以參加的
494
00:24:48,615 --> 00:24:49,900
沒說你… 走
495
00:24:51,270 --> 00:24:53,060
你個臭皮去當妓女吧
496
00:25:03,215 --> 00:25:05,395
今天晚上那個老傢伙去喝喜酒
497
00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:07,860
喝完一定經過河邊這條路回家
498
00:25:08,325 --> 00:25:09,090
我們呢
499
00:25:09,415 --> 00:25:10,540
就在那兒埋伏他
500
00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:11,575
知不知道？
501
00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:12,620
知道…
502
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,240
阿窿 到小店去賒兩打啤酒來
503
00:25:15,610 --> 00:25:16,365
大哥
504
00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:18,240
我們欠小店的錢還沒還
505
00:25:18,405 --> 00:25:20,030
他們說不再賒給我們了
506
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:21,975
大哥
507
00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:23,855
外面有兩個傢伙說 要拜門學藝
508
00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:25,280
拜門？
509
00:25:26,995 --> 00:25:27,815
帶他們進來
510
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:39,950
大哥 就是他們
511
00:25:44,305 --> 00:25:45,800
你們為什麼要跟我學拳？
512
00:25:45,995 --> 00:25:46,670
這只因…
513
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,700
只因知道武館是名門正派
514
00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:50,205
是間有實力的武館
515
00:25:51,265 --> 00:25:52,160
你叫什麼名字？
516
00:25:52,325 --> 00:25:53,035
我本來叫…
517
00:25:53,035 --> 00:25:54,320
本來叫什麼沒關係
518
00:25:54,365 --> 00:25:56,835
既是炎黃子孫 應該互相幫助
519
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:59,170
同門如兄弟 兄弟如手足
520
00:25:59,255 --> 00:26:00,885
我們生死與共
521
00:26:01,045 --> 00:26:02,950
這是我派的宗旨
522
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,735
你們兩個想拜師 是吧？
523
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:05,530
基本上…
524
00:26:05,550 --> 00:26:07,170
基本上當然是了
525
00:26:07,185 --> 00:26:08,900
不然為什麼來找我 是不是？
526
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,695
那就快點拜祖師爺吧
527
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:14,540
一拜天為父 二拜地為母
528
00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:16,155
三拜人為兄
529
00:26:16,205 --> 00:26:18,395
四拜我趙東師傅為大哥
530
00:26:18,430 --> 00:26:19,715
一鞠躬
531
00:26:20,450 --> 00:26:22,745
看什麼 快鞠啊…
532
00:26:23,925 --> 00:26:25,190
再鞠躬
533
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:27,540
三鞠躬
534
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:30,245
禮成
535
00:26:32,705 --> 00:26:35,200
我覺得好像送殯一樣
536
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,164
我覺得更像黑社會
537
00:26:37,475 --> 00:26:38,490
哎 隨便了 隨便了
538
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,610
給你一個紅包
539
00:26:42,830 --> 00:26:43,580
謝謝
540
00:26:45,265 --> 00:26:46,530
好像沒錢？
541
00:26:46,675 --> 00:26:47,305
怎麼？
542
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,610
我給你們紅包 是讓你們包錢給我
543
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,950
隨意就可以了
544
00:26:51,595 --> 00:26:52,290
我沒港幣
545
00:26:58,208 --> 00:26:59,664
兩張綠色的？
546
00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:01,555
你說隨意的嘛
547
00:27:02,025 --> 00:27:04,950
我說隨意 你們也得加點誠意嘛
548
00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,275
真是不懂事
549
00:27:10,315 --> 00:27:12,030
好了 好了 都拿來 都拿來…
550
00:27:13,275 --> 00:27:14,860
留兩張給我們搭車好不好？
551
00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:16,570
一張就夠了
552
00:27:17,205 --> 00:27:19,030
好 今天教你們入門第一課
553
00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:20,320
就是刀光劍影
554
00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:22,110
現在就上課？學什麼？
555
00:27:22,135 --> 00:27:23,280
砍人哪
556
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:24,110
砍人？
557
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:26,244
怎麼？砍人也得學啊
558
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:29,578
阿窿 兩毛錢拿去還小店
559
00:27:29,645 --> 00:27:30,860
再賒十打啤酒來
560
00:27:30,905 --> 00:27:31,960
跟他們兩個慶祝慶祝
561
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,290
知道了
562
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:32,930
還有
563
00:27:33,270 --> 00:27:34,770
拿快一點的西瓜刀給他們
564
00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:35,864
知道了 大哥
565
00:27:51,355 --> 00:27:51,940
趙師傅
566
00:27:52,085 --> 00:27:53,530
幹什麼？ 過來一下 拜託
567
00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:56,030
什麼事？
568
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,240
我想大便啊
569
00:27:57,495 --> 00:27:59,965
怎麼現在大便啊？早不拉晚不拉的
570
00:28:00,435 --> 00:28:01,565
到那邊去拉去
571
00:28:01,835 --> 00:28:02,910
真麻煩
572
00:28:03,605 --> 00:28:05,380
不行了 我要拉出來了
573
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,555
阿晶 我留下陪你
574
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,785
既是兄弟 臭點沒關係
575
00:28:15,305 --> 00:28:16,375
好臭啊
576
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,190
實在太臭了
577
00:28:20,215 --> 00:28:22,435
兄弟也不能陪你了
578
00:28:45,435 --> 00:28:46,070
臭小子
579
00:28:49,765 --> 00:28:50,555
朋友
580
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:52,435
樹林裡蛇很多啊
581
00:28:52,615 --> 00:28:54,030
容易被咬傷啊
582
00:28:54,865 --> 00:28:56,370
出來見見面吧
583
00:28:56,555 --> 00:28:57,830
出去
584
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,530
你們想幹什麼？
585
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,110
我是橫手派的趙東
586
00:29:09,235 --> 00:29:10,530
啊 橫屍派啊？
587
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,790
橫手派呀 橫屍派
588
00:29:12,855 --> 00:29:14,085
你這個人有毛病啊 你
589
00:29:14,930 --> 00:29:17,565
原來是趙師傅 有什麼指教啊
590
00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:19,360
想領教你霍家拳館的功夫
591
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,270
隨便跟你比劃比劃
592
00:29:21,305 --> 00:29:22,540
霍家拳館？
593
00:29:22,975 --> 00:29:26,180
如果想領教 就應該來拳館找我
594
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,580
不錯 這才合江湖規矩
595
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,490
你個白癡 你站在那一邊啊？
596
00:29:30,845 --> 00:29:32,200
當然是人多那邊了
597
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,320
那就乖乖地站到後邊去吧
598
00:29:34,975 --> 00:29:35,745
趙師傅
599
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,845
我看今天你不是來領教我
600
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,285
是來擺平我
601
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:40,970
收了人家錢了？
602
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,305
錢還沒收
603
00:29:42,495 --> 00:29:43,760
擺平你就可以去收了
604
00:29:44,675 --> 00:29:46,755
開玩笑 這不是叫我當職業殺手嗎
605
00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,205
這麼下流的事我不幹啊
606
00:29:48,555 --> 00:29:50,585
霍師傅是吧 幸會幸會…
607
00:29:50,675 --> 00:29:51,685
握個手吧
608
00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:54,800
改天我們飲茶
609
00:29:55,590 --> 00:29:56,220
阿晶
610
00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:58,280
沒紙擦屁股 在地上蹭蹭 走啦
611
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:01,550
你他媽媽的 你不殺他是吧？
612
00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:02,545
那我就殺你了
613
00:30:03,755 --> 00:30:05,510
你是人多欺負人少是吧？
614
00:30:05,575 --> 00:30:06,615
下決心了 是吧？
615
00:30:06,895 --> 00:30:07,895
那可我幫不了你了
616
00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:11,000
砍他 砍…
617
00:30:25,535 --> 00:30:26,480
好功夫
618
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:27,515
趙師傅
619
00:30:27,830 --> 00:30:29,120
我們學武之人
620
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,815
不應該為錢賣命
621
00:30:31,075 --> 00:30:32,575
今天就到此為止
622
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:35,065
將來 還可以交個朋友
623
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,720
霍師傅
624
00:30:35,765 --> 00:30:36,400
不要
625
00:30:41,825 --> 00:30:42,960
剛才別人放了你一馬
626
00:30:42,995 --> 00:30:44,230
你也應該放人一馬
627
00:30:44,575 --> 00:30:46,350
哎呀 你個臭小子
628
00:30:46,435 --> 00:30:48,860
你管我叫師傅 應該聽我的嘛
629
00:30:49,205 --> 00:30:50,130
對不對？
630
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,280
我認為這樣不太好
631
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,680
什麼好不好的 你殺不殺？
632
00:30:54,905 --> 00:30:55,730
不殺是吧？
633
00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:57,085
我還是覺得…
634
00:30:57,085 --> 00:30:58,655
你他媽覺得什麼覺得
635
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,315
殺他…
636
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,295
爸爸你沒事吧？
637
00:31:05,305 --> 00:31:06,135
啊 爸爸？
638
00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:08,470
快遮一遮…
639
00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:17,705
找個地方躲一躲吧
640
00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:29,032
躲去哪兒呀？
641
00:31:29,042 --> 00:31:29,872
跳下去吧
642
00:31:33,675 --> 00:31:35,220
是你？ 小心
643
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:40,660
走啊 快走啊 走…
644
00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:42,790
不要追了
645
00:31:44,085 --> 00:31:46,795
阿晶 別死啊 我發財全靠你了
646
00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:50,585
師傅… 爸爸 你不要緊吧？ 沒事 沒事
647
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,385
沒事吧？
648
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,560
你實在很臭啊 沒擦乾淨嗎？
649
00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:01,705
霍師傅 有空找你飲茶啊
650
00:32:01,790 --> 00:32:02,715
臭小子
651
00:32:03,085 --> 00:32:06,215
別 別這樣…我請客就是了
652
00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:08,920
剛才他救過我
653
00:32:09,465 --> 00:32:10,590
把他帶回去
654
00:32:17,285 --> 00:32:18,690
小伙子 你沒事了吧？
655
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:19,785
還有一點點疼
656
00:32:20,185 --> 00:32:21,910
霍師傅 是你啊
657
00:32:23,835 --> 00:32:24,650
這兒是我家
658
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,805
對了 你住在哪兒啊？
659
00:32:27,995 --> 00:32:30,820
其實我剛剛從廣州出來 想投靠親戚的
660
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,700
誰知道失去了聯絡
661
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,030
所以我現在無家可歸了
662
00:32:34,045 --> 00:32:37,425
那個戴黑帽 穿皮衣 高高大大的人是誰啊？
663
00:32:37,745 --> 00:32:39,785
他呀 是我剛來香港認識的朋友
664
00:32:39,810 --> 00:32:40,825
怎麼他也來了嗎？
665
00:32:41,045 --> 00:32:42,240
是他送你來的
666
00:32:43,225 --> 00:32:45,465
好了 你將來幹什麼我是不管
667
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:47,740
你不嫌棄呢 就在我這兒住兩天
668
00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:48,650
好啊
669
00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:50,615
好了 早點睡吧
670
00:32:50,695 --> 00:32:51,695
謝謝
671
00:32:52,485 --> 00:32:54,275
一張白紙 一枝筆
672
00:32:54,290 --> 00:32:56,675
對一個沒有勇氣示愛的男人最有用
673
00:32:56,905 --> 00:32:59,510
希望藉著這封信 讓你知道
674
00:32:59,525 --> 00:33:01,090
我是非常地喜愛你
675
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:05,790
所謂千言萬語 不知從何說起
676
00:33:05,805 --> 00:33:08,820
不如讓這愛意 盡在不言中
677
00:33:08,975 --> 00:33:10,920
茶樓推點心的
678
00:33:10,970 --> 00:33:13,225
明天後園見
679
00:33:17,690 --> 00:33:18,950
真令人感動
680
00:33:29,545 --> 00:33:31,150
光一封信不夠氣派
681
00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:33,235
加朵鮮花才夠浪漫
682
00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:43,070
路邊的野花你不要采…
683
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:35,360
是我的手巾？
684
00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:36,395
採花賊
685
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:38,743
什麼人？
686
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,545
是他？
687
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,030
你幹什麼 你？
688
00:34:55,370 --> 00:34:56,585
我採花被人看到了
689
00:34:59,095 --> 00:35:00,410
原來不是說我
690
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:05,765
採花賊
691
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:06,570
還給你
692
00:35:06,590 --> 00:35:07,415
看招
693
00:35:09,995 --> 00:35:12,270
哎喲 我的眼睛 扎我的眼睛…
694
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,855
下次再讓我見到你在我霍家採花
695
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,605
我就打斷你的手
696
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:20,575
實在太過分 你扎我的眼睛
697
00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:34,330
不要緊張 不要緊張
698
00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:36,315
千萬別讓她看出來我緊張
699
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:39,335
不緊張 抽那麼多煙幹什麼呢？
700
00:35:42,030 --> 00:35:42,975
我不是緊張啊
701
00:35:43,145 --> 00:35:46,060
這不是大腦抽筋 小腦麻痺 加有點手抖
702
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:47,525
讓我先分析一下事情
703
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:49,475
她來呢 就表示接受我泡她
704
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,180
她接受了 我應該瀟灑才對
705
00:35:51,185 --> 00:35:52,990
我名叫瀟灑嘛
706
00:35:53,705 --> 00:35:54,490
瀟灑哥
707
00:35:56,065 --> 00:35:56,840
你怎麼了？
708
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,890
沒什麼
709
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,698
阿晶呢？他怎麼沒來？
710
00:36:01,345 --> 00:36:03,355
他一來 就不大好意思了嘛
711
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,510
你看過那封信嗎？覺得怎麼樣？
712
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,240
我好開心
713
00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:10,210
我真的好開心
714
00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:13,845
是嗎？我也真的好開心
715
00:36:14,345 --> 00:36:15,200
真的？
716
00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:16,700
真的
717
00:36:18,105 --> 00:36:19,360
你真是個好人
718
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,580
人家開心 你也幫他開心
719
00:36:21,985 --> 00:36:24,810
當然了 我好人做慣了嘛
720
00:36:25,385 --> 00:36:28,990
不過 有時候心裡的話 真不知道怎麼說才好
721
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,595
寫信吧 好
722
00:36:32,535 --> 00:36:34,110
我已經寫好了 呶
723
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,425
這不是蓋的吧
724
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:39,545
你搖搖尾巴 我就知道你要幹什麼
725
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:42,525
有些事情用不著說 搖搖尾巴就行
726
00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:45,015
謝謝你 把這封信交給阿晶
727
00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:46,620
阿晶？
728
00:36:47,715 --> 00:36:51,650
瀟灑哥 阿晶叫你來見我 真是最佳人選
729
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,265
因為你讓我有一種親切感
730
00:36:54,275 --> 00:36:55,555
就像我大哥一樣
731
00:36:56,145 --> 00:36:57,165
是嗎？
732
00:36:57,845 --> 00:37:00,980
那天在茶樓 你就像現在一樣抱著我
733
00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:04,375
那種感覺 就像一個親人抱著我一樣
734
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,285
非常有親切感
735
00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:09,465
這種感覺 又安全又純潔
736
00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:14,705
我相信 你也和我一樣有這種感覺
737
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:15,535
對不對？
738
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:17,535
是嗎？
739
00:37:20,145 --> 00:37:22,330
瀟灑哥 你為什麼哭啊？
740
00:37:23,205 --> 00:37:26,220
我 我 我好感動…
741
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,940
你把我當做大哥
742
00:37:31,615 --> 00:37:33,375
打死我都不相信…
743
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,175
我居然多了個妹妹啊
744
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,285
哥哥 妹妹…
745
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,440
妹妹…
746
00:37:49,545 --> 00:37:51,165
瀟灑哥…
747
00:37:51,450 --> 00:37:52,505
你幹什麼？
748
00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:55,605
我突然失去控制了
749
00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:58,110
你要記住 把這封信交給阿晶
750
00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,240
我回去了 拜拜
751
00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:03,525
放心吧 包在大哥身上了
752
00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:05,625
我會把信交給他…
753
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,030
才怪！
754
00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:10,260
幫你個小王八蛋泡我的馬子
755
00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:13,350
這哪門子的事嘛 真是
756
00:38:14,130 --> 00:38:15,550
我是來泡馬子的
757
00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:17,735
無緣無故當了大哥了
758
00:38:20,755 --> 00:38:22,085
我最恨當大哥了
759
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,320
大哥 大哥 大你媽了個哥
760
00:38:33,835 --> 00:38:34,720
霍師傅
761
00:38:36,055 --> 00:38:37,095
小朋友
762
00:38:38,075 --> 00:38:39,340
你沒事了吧？
763
00:38:39,345 --> 00:38:40,200
是啊
764
00:38:40,895 --> 00:38:42,445
明天可以回家了
765
00:38:43,005 --> 00:38:43,775
老實說
766
00:38:44,275 --> 00:38:46,150
我想拜你為師 跟你學功夫
767
00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:48,965
學功夫 那要有資質
768
00:38:49,155 --> 00:38:51,145
你的資質太差了
769
00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:53,685
還是去找一份工作吧
770
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:56,130
你別急 霍師傅 你聽我說啊
771
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,050
我的手威力可大了
772
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,619
不過我不知道怎麼運用 所以想請你教我
773
00:39:00,830 --> 00:39:01,765
教你？
774
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:04,860
你學了幾年功夫了？
775
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,280
我不是說這隻手啊
776
00:39:06,505 --> 00:39:09,125
我是說我的右手 真是天生神力
777
00:39:09,595 --> 00:39:10,880
威力大得你不相信
778
00:39:10,945 --> 00:39:13,490
好 你打我一拳試試
779
00:39:14,850 --> 00:39:16,895
可是我的拳頭很少用來打人的
780
00:39:17,210 --> 00:39:18,565
因為我怕會震傷你…
781
00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:19,535
震傷我？
782
00:39:21,215 --> 00:39:24,025
我霍環鐵布衫縱橫江湖幾十年
783
00:39:24,145 --> 00:39:26,390
只有我傷人 沒有人傷我的
784
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,205
你見識太少了
785
00:39:28,405 --> 00:39:29,130
來
786
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,450
出拳吧
787
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:33,370
那當然
788
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,590
霍師傅武功這麼高
789
00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:36,286
我區區一拳 你當然擋得住了
790
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,085
別說那麼多 出拳啊
791
00:39:38,450 --> 00:39:39,110
好
792
00:39:54,105 --> 00:39:55,990
霍師傅 怎麼樣？
793
00:39:56,475 --> 00:39:58,450
你先坐一下
794
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,250
怎麼會有這種邪門事…
795
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,210
嚇死我了
796
00:40:07,965 --> 00:40:09,740
這不能讓人知道
797
00:40:19,775 --> 00:40:20,520
霍師傅
798
00:40:21,695 --> 00:40:23,940
這裡沒你事了 你回房去吧
799
00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:27,240
你剛剛試了我的拳 覺得怎麼樣啊？
800
00:40:27,415 --> 00:40:29,990
有點力氣 不過三腳貓功夫
801
00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:30,920
我知道
802
00:40:31,335 --> 00:40:33,315
我剛剛只不過用了兩成力來打你
803
00:40:33,325 --> 00:40:34,190
兩成力？
804
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:34,850
是啊
805
00:40:36,575 --> 00:40:39,830
不過 我也只用了兩成力來擋你
806
00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:41,475
你為什麼不用全力打我？
807
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,600
我老是怕我會震傷你啊
808
00:40:44,630 --> 00:40:45,545
震傷我？
809
00:40:48,535 --> 00:40:51,545
青年人 你太瞧不起我霍環了
810
00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:53,920
我鐵布衫縱橫江湖幾十年
811
00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:56,230
只有我傷人 沒有人傷我的
812
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,200
你為什麼不用全力打我？
813
00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:00,000
現在算了 回去吧
814
00:41:00,110 --> 00:41:01,910
既然這樣 那我們就再來一次
815
00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:03,220
什麼？還來啊？
816
00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:05,730
這一次我一定全力以赴 保證不會讓你失望的
817
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:08,055
什麼？保證不會讓我失望？
818
00:41:08,075 --> 00:41:08,815
你怕了？
819
00:41:10,610 --> 00:41:11,365
不怕
820
00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:12,395
好 那就再來
821
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:14,280
來呀 怕你嗎？
822
00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:39,580
爸爸
823
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:44,730
阿敏 啊呀 你來的正是時候
824
00:41:44,910 --> 00:41:46,530
爸爸真疼你
825
00:41:46,655 --> 00:41:47,515
爸… 阿敏
826
00:41:47,530 --> 00:41:49,000
外面… 你找我有什麼事？
827
00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:49,920
外面有人找你
828
00:41:49,930 --> 00:41:52,255
好極了 你在這兒 我去看看啊
829
00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:57,390
阿晶
830
00:41:58,010 --> 00:41:59,440
你為什麼不在後院等我啊？
831
00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:01,890
後院？ 我們是來拜候霍師傅的
832
00:42:03,315 --> 00:42:04,070
從這邊出去
833
00:42:07,550 --> 00:42:08,115
霍師傅
834
00:42:08,175 --> 00:42:11,730
我們這些日本朋友是日本起倒流武道的高手
835
00:42:11,870 --> 00:42:15,580
他們是專誠從日本來領教中國武術的
836
00:42:15,890 --> 00:42:17,810
中國武術門派這麼多
837
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,680
為什麼偏偏找上我霍家呢？
838
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,210
霍家拳館是當年陳真嫡傳
839
00:42:24,355 --> 00:42:28,110
所以我們日本朋友對它很有興趣啊
840
00:42:28,370 --> 00:42:29,095
是嗎？
841
00:42:29,435 --> 00:42:31,430
不過我對日本人沒什麼興趣
842
00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:32,530
你請走吧
843
00:42:38,075 --> 00:42:38,680
不打
844
00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,290
送塊匾給他
845
00:42:42,065 --> 00:42:44,650
霍師傅 我這位日本朋友說
846
00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:47,895
霍師傅沒有興趣玩呢 也不勉強了
847
00:42:47,975 --> 00:42:50,655
不過 請你收下這塊匾
848
00:42:54,245 --> 00:42:55,190
別吵
849
00:42:55,650 --> 00:42:58,560
如果霍師傅認為這塊匾不對的話呢
850
00:42:59,215 --> 00:43:01,615
請你出來證實一下
851
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:05,110
我看沒有必要證實給你們看
852
00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:06,240
我呸
853
00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:09,820
你個老傢伙
854
00:43:10,015 --> 00:43:12,005
空擺架式沒本事
855
00:43:12,130 --> 00:43:14,190
丟我們中國人的臉啊
856
00:43:15,155 --> 00:43:16,690
誰有種站出來啊？
857
00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:23,320
你真有本事啊
858
00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:24,743
誰把我踢出來的？
859
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:30,895
沒有種就別冒充英雄嘛
860
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,860
既然出來了 就別說被人踢出來的
861
00:43:34,465 --> 00:43:36,825
沒有種啊 你
862
00:43:36,910 --> 00:43:39,730
丟中國人的臉啊 你
863
00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:49,180
小朋友 這是我霍家的事 與你無關
864
00:43:49,415 --> 00:43:50,230
錯
865
00:43:50,855 --> 00:43:52,390
這不止是霍家的事
866
00:43:52,725 --> 00:43:54,130
他侮辱我們中國人
867
00:43:54,230 --> 00:43:55,830
也就是我們中國人的事
868
00:43:56,580 --> 00:43:59,150
各位 我們都是炎黃子孫
869
00:43:59,505 --> 00:44:01,205
本應該互相幫助
870
00:44:01,450 --> 00:44:04,275
同門如兄弟 生死與共
871
00:44:04,590 --> 00:44:07,740
這就是我們龍的傳人傳統的美德
872
00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,965
我們並不是東亞病夫
873
00:44:21,245 --> 00:44:22,530
說得不錯啊
874
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,165
錄像機呢？
875
00:44:24,305 --> 00:44:25,330
什麼機？
876
00:44:25,870 --> 00:44:26,745
錄像機
877
00:44:26,945 --> 00:44:28,180
你們不是在拍戲嗎？
878
00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:31,270
拍什麼戲啊？他們砸場子
879
00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:34,565
啊什麼啊 小子
880
00:44:34,690 --> 00:44:36,990
話說得挺好聽的啊
881
00:44:37,705 --> 00:44:39,920
不過是大話連篇
882
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,465
我可不一樣
883
00:44:41,530 --> 00:44:44,650
我可以證明你們是東亞病夫 你知道嗎？
884
00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,505
看著啊
885
00:44:58,275 --> 00:45:00,100
這就是日本的起倒流了
886
00:45:00,105 --> 00:45:02,685
為中國人爭光啊 去啊
887
00:45:19,045 --> 00:45:21,890
是這樣的 剛才只因我以為你們在拍戲
888
00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:25,580
看著你們穿得稀奇古怪的 也不能怪我啊
889
00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:29,075
基本上 我覺得不管你們有什麼恩怨呢
890
00:45:29,215 --> 00:45:31,045
總可以好好地解決
891
00:45:31,805 --> 00:45:32,940
我回去了
892
00:46:08,450 --> 00:46:09,805
聽師傅的
893
00:46:36,690 --> 00:46:38,125
你們想幹什麼？幹嘛？
894
00:46:40,055 --> 00:46:42,420
太好了 他站不起來了
895
00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:45,610
不愧是東亞病夫啊
896
00:47:22,450 --> 00:47:23,780
該我了嗎
897
00:47:36,985 --> 00:47:38,580
不堪一擊
898
00:47:41,270 --> 00:47:42,065
站住
899
00:47:46,195 --> 00:47:47,490
戲還沒演完呢
900
00:47:48,255 --> 00:47:49,555
我知道該怎麼做…
901
00:47:49,590 --> 00:47:50,390
回來
902
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,980
回來 回來…
903
00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:57,635
還記得戲怎麼演嗎？
904
00:47:57,910 --> 00:47:59,725
記得 吃紙嘛
905
00:48:02,070 --> 00:48:04,075
我吃了 我吃了…
906
00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:05,620
想偷雞啊？
907
00:48:08,935 --> 00:48:10,480
哇 太多了…
908
00:48:10,635 --> 00:48:12,515
這次要你吃紙而已
909
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,005
下次要你把框子都吃了
910
00:48:16,965 --> 00:48:17,865
不送了啊
911
00:48:23,380 --> 00:48:25,570
你好了不起 沒事吧？
912
00:48:25,610 --> 00:48:26,450
簽名…
913
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:27,948
先下手為強
914
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,065
我最恨好色之徒
915
00:48:31,170 --> 00:48:34,800
你們跟我學武 就要遵守我們的規矩
916
00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:36,360
來 快點去啊
917
00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:39,110
你也去拜
918
00:48:39,490 --> 00:48:40,450
快點去 不用了吧…
919
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:43,920
師傅 請喝茶
920
00:48:45,855 --> 00:48:46,700
快點拜呀
921
00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:49,164
多謝師傅大恩大德
922
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,625
哈里路亞…
923
00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:54,155
師傅這兩天出遠門 這裡由我作主
924
00:48:54,430 --> 00:48:55,935
我來教你們霍家拳
925
00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,030
沒學打 先學挨打
926
00:48:58,295 --> 00:48:59,860
所以不准還手
927
00:49:00,585 --> 00:49:01,700
好
928
00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:03,140
停
929
00:49:04,015 --> 00:49:04,835
停
930
00:49:06,635 --> 00:49:07,845
現在我來做示範
931
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,430
你 跟我打
932
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:15,855
痛不痛？ 不痛…
933
00:49:15,975 --> 00:49:16,640
硬漢
934
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,725
別打了
935
00:49:22,895 --> 00:49:24,180
你太過份了
936
00:49:26,725 --> 00:49:29,150
你媽媽的 又扎我的眼睛啊
937
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,850
不要管他 照顧我
938
00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:33,250
少裝蒜 打兩下死不了的
939
00:49:33,650 --> 00:49:35,180
我痛死了 暈了
940
00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,865
你把他打成這個樣子 怎麼辦嘛
941
00:49:37,935 --> 00:49:40,285
好 一人做事一人當 我來
942
00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:44,925
算了吧 有師姐照顧我行了
943
00:49:46,205 --> 00:49:48,880
誰說的？有師兄照顧你不是更好？
944
00:49:50,065 --> 00:49:51,315
現在你想怎麼樣？
945
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:53,190
我要噓噓
946
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,335
我也要…
947
00:49:54,430 --> 00:49:56,090
我要嗯嗯 我看不到
948
00:49:56,295 --> 00:49:57,530
找不到馬桶
949
00:49:57,670 --> 00:49:59,410
帶我嗯嗯…
950
00:50:03,730 --> 00:50:05,135
也不知道我做錯了什麼
951
00:50:05,135 --> 00:50:06,740
大師兄老是衝著我來
952
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:09,200
不知道被他耍到什麼時候
953
00:50:32,045 --> 00:50:33,050
你過來 過來…
954
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,325
我想出了一個破二龍爭珠的方法
955
00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:38,170
你扎我的眼睛
956
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,490
我扎？把你扎傷了怎麼辦啊？
957
00:50:41,310 --> 00:50:43,130
那怎麼會啊 叫你扎你就扎嘛
958
00:50:43,155 --> 00:50:44,200
我不玩這個
959
00:50:45,305 --> 00:50:47,320
你不扎 我不告訴你阿敏的事
960
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,120
阿敏什麼事？
961
00:50:49,265 --> 00:50:52,140
那你就快點扎我 扎完了我再告訴你
962
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,005
來啊
963
00:50:53,910 --> 00:50:54,820
你說的啊
964
00:50:55,115 --> 00:50:55,670
對啊
965
00:50:55,745 --> 00:50:56,605
來了啊
966
00:50:58,505 --> 00:51:00,365
不能用兩隻手一起扎啊
967
00:51:00,525 --> 00:51:01,595
真是麻煩
968
00:51:01,865 --> 00:51:02,680
準備好
969
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,580
來啊
970
00:51:06,885 --> 00:51:08,695
你小王八蛋 你媽媽的
971
00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:10,600
你怎麼用腳扎我的眼睛… 你怎麼了？
972
00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:12,550
是你說不能用兩隻手扎的
973
00:51:12,735 --> 00:51:14,710
那我不用腳 用什麼？
974
00:51:15,215 --> 00:51:15,825
用屁股啊？
975
00:51:15,825 --> 00:51:17,030
不跟你玩了
976
00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:19,460
你知道我膽子小
977
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,370
幫個忙把這封信交給阿敏
978
00:51:21,695 --> 00:51:22,535
全靠你了
979
00:51:27,110 --> 00:51:28,110
拜託你了
980
00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:34,110
看看他寫的什麼
981
00:51:37,965 --> 00:51:38,935
敏…
982
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,970
寫什麼屁玩意兒 誰懂啊
983
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,635
好人做到底 我幫你寫吧
984
00:52:16,345 --> 00:52:17,120
小妹
985
00:52:22,505 --> 00:52:24,425
大哥今天晚上成全你們
986
00:52:30,610 --> 00:52:31,940
祝你們好運
987
00:52:33,095 --> 00:52:34,835
有沒有值得偷的？
988
00:52:40,885 --> 00:52:42,420
首飾盒裡放牙籤
989
00:52:42,595 --> 00:52:45,210
算了 小妹的東西別偷了
990
00:52:46,130 --> 00:52:47,525
不偷又對不起自己
991
00:52:47,810 --> 00:52:49,455
拿條手帕留個紀念
992
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,765
給我守住門口
993
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,840
你媽媽的 有人來了
994
00:52:58,995 --> 00:53:00,005
小心點
995
00:53:19,090 --> 00:53:20,420
給我的？
996
00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:26,270
阿晶 爸爸被偷襲那天見到你 我好高興
997
00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:28,050
雖然我們在一間屋裡
998
00:53:28,265 --> 00:53:30,740
可是 卻有咫尺天涯的感覺
999
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,480
惟有一書寄意 互吐心事
1000
00:53:33,890 --> 00:53:35,450
希望有機會一聚
1001
00:53:35,695 --> 00:53:36,650
敏
1002
00:54:23,965 --> 00:54:24,625
你是誰？
1003
00:54:24,690 --> 00:54:26,110
大哥 別打我
1004
00:54:28,315 --> 00:54:29,255
阿強？
1005
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:30,790
阿晶？
1006
00:54:30,825 --> 00:54:32,945
是啊 是我呀
1007
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,580
我是特地來找你的
1008
00:54:34,655 --> 00:54:36,985
可是把你地址弄丟了 我找不到你啊
1009
00:54:37,405 --> 00:54:38,390
你在這裡幹什麼？
1010
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,400
我？偷東西啊
1011
00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:43,405
沒想到你淪落到這個地步
1012
00:54:43,435 --> 00:54:45,160
居然偷到人家武館裡來了
1013
00:54:46,290 --> 00:54:47,760
又不是我一個人做賊啊
1014
00:54:47,765 --> 00:54:50,610
剛才還有一個行家鑽進女孩子房間裡去了呢
1015
00:54:51,085 --> 00:54:52,040
阿敏？
1016
00:55:01,585 --> 00:55:02,480
幹什麼？
1017
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,665
王八蛋 活得不耐煩了
1018
00:55:10,535 --> 00:55:13,080
阿敏…
1019
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,690
我打死你
1020
00:55:23,225 --> 00:55:24,605
我幫你… 你進去
1021
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:29,895
住手
1022
00:55:30,510 --> 00:55:31,680
你們在幹什麼？
1023
00:55:31,915 --> 00:55:32,845
我看見他…
1024
00:55:32,990 --> 00:55:33,800
他迷姦師妹
1025
00:55:33,815 --> 00:55:34,530
你…
1026
00:55:37,555 --> 00:55:38,330
阿敏
1027
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,500
你醒醒啊 阿敏
1028
00:55:40,955 --> 00:55:42,635
阿敏 你怎麼樣了？
1029
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,345
師傅
1030
00:55:49,785 --> 00:55:52,590
我親眼看見他拿這條毛巾 把師妹弄昏了
1031
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:54,865
你胡說什麼？
1032
00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:56,240
師傅…
1033
00:55:56,275 --> 00:55:57,125
閉嘴
1034
00:55:57,340 --> 00:55:58,550
你穿的什麼呀？
1035
00:55:58,990 --> 00:56:00,550
衣服怎麼會在阿敏身上？
1036
00:56:00,665 --> 00:56:02,040
我衣服給她蓋著呢
1037
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:03,122
爸爸
1038
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,010
你個禽獸
1039
00:56:05,770 --> 00:56:06,775
我？
1040
00:56:07,945 --> 00:56:08,965
師傅 你聽我說
1041
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,690
是大師兄想非禮阿敏啊
1042
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:11,585
你…
1043
00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:13,425
你不相信 你可以問問我朋友
1044
00:56:13,575 --> 00:56:14,295
真的 師傅
1045
00:56:14,325 --> 00:56:16,150
我剛才在衣櫥裡 全都聽到了
1046
00:56:16,355 --> 00:56:17,295
你在衣櫥幹嘛？
1047
00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,025
我 我在衣櫥裡…
1048
00:56:19,885 --> 00:56:22,365
我可以證明 阿晶說的全是實話
1049
00:56:22,485 --> 00:56:23,720
我發誓…
1050
00:56:26,455 --> 00:56:27,925
師傅 這不是你的嗎？
1051
00:56:30,630 --> 00:56:33,010
師傅 是誤會啊
1052
00:56:34,585 --> 00:56:36,940
我念你曾經救過我
1053
00:56:37,405 --> 00:56:38,785
我現在放你一馬
1054
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:42,166
從今以後 我們斷絕師徒關係
1055
00:56:42,430 --> 00:56:44,345
不准踏進我霍家 滾
1056
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:45,265
聽見沒有？
1057
00:56:50,255 --> 00:56:52,135
情場失意 事業得意
1058
00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:54,005
此處不留爺 自有留爺處
1059
00:56:54,045 --> 00:56:56,285
只要我們拿到冠軍 就有1000萬
1060
00:56:56,295 --> 00:56:57,625
到時候 還怕沒有女人嗎？
1061
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,565
阿強 你也不用再做小偷了
1062
00:57:00,535 --> 00:57:03,225
拉個屁啊 等我買奔馳撞你王八蛋
1063
00:57:04,245 --> 00:57:06,525
我們明天去搶匯豐銀行好不好？
1064
00:57:07,665 --> 00:57:09,685
這麼下流的事 你也居然說得出來
1065
00:57:09,705 --> 00:57:12,150
我們現在要腳踏實地 勤奮做人 知道嗎？
1066
00:57:12,265 --> 00:57:13,345
你放屁呀？
1067
00:57:14,990 --> 00:57:15,600
對了
1068
00:57:16,185 --> 00:57:18,495
怎麼突然我說出這麼正義的話呢
1069
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,295
我自己有點感動啊
1070
00:57:21,825 --> 00:57:23,775
阿晶 我改邪歸正了
1071
00:57:24,470 --> 00:57:25,840
我已經有正義感了
1072
00:57:25,855 --> 00:57:26,920
去死…
1073
00:57:29,090 --> 00:57:30,890
你這個小王八蛋 拿我出氣啊
1074
00:57:30,940 --> 00:57:33,260
你閉嘴 你沒資格跟我說話
1075
00:57:34,835 --> 00:57:35,855
這是什麼東西？
1076
00:57:37,315 --> 00:57:38,515
我怎麼知道什麼東西啊？
1077
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,305
為什麼阿敏給我的信會在你這兒？
1078
00:57:40,470 --> 00:57:43,030
為什麼我讓你交給阿敏的信 你會給撕爛了
1079
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:45,900
把你當朋友 你騙我
1080
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:48,539
以後再也不要見到你
1081
00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:50,780
阿強 走
1082
00:57:55,770 --> 00:57:56,470
阿晶 阿晶
1083
00:57:56,550 --> 00:57:58,555
還是去找我四個大哥吧 拜他們為師
1084
00:57:58,580 --> 00:58:00,385
他們的功夫可厲害了
1085
00:58:05,345 --> 00:58:06,310
是我朋友 大哥
1086
00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:08,310
進來吧 我們正在談大生意
1087
00:58:09,775 --> 00:58:10,780
進來吧
1088
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:12,565
大哥
1089
00:58:13,535 --> 00:58:14,360
他是誰呀？
1090
00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:17,130
他是我在廣州的死黨 他叫阿晶
1091
00:58:17,835 --> 00:58:19,150
都是自己人
1092
00:58:19,475 --> 00:58:21,135
大哥 繼續說吧
1093
00:58:21,225 --> 00:58:23,675
我的計劃是搶劫匯豐銀行
1094
00:58:24,025 --> 00:58:25,605
太好了 我們要發大財了
1095
00:58:25,765 --> 00:58:26,640
沒錯
1096
00:58:27,185 --> 00:58:30,250
我跟阿標已經看好了周圍的環境
1097
00:58:30,455 --> 00:58:32,980
到時候 你們兩個在門口看著
1098
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,890
一個把風 一個開車
1099
00:58:35,030 --> 00:58:39,070
我跟阿強負責封鎖樓上的前後門保安
1100
00:58:39,135 --> 00:58:41,785
阿標到時候挾持大堂的經理
1101
00:58:41,950 --> 00:58:42,715
好 太好了…
1102
00:58:42,715 --> 00:58:43,880
那誰去拿錢啊？
1103
00:58:44,525 --> 00:58:46,200
對 誰去拿錢啊？
1104
00:58:47,195 --> 00:58:48,845
我們咱們人手不夠
1105
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:50,750
這個計劃要擱淺了
1106
00:58:51,055 --> 00:58:52,045
用不著
1107
00:58:52,205 --> 00:58:55,555
我們可以找一間小一點的分行去動手嘛
1108
00:58:55,785 --> 00:58:56,855
我再研究一下
1109
00:58:56,995 --> 00:58:58,035
就恆生吧
1110
00:58:58,105 --> 00:58:59,330
恆生也是個大的
1111
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:01,405
跑馬地那恆生很小
1112
00:59:01,425 --> 00:59:02,625
只有一個阿三守衛
1113
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:05,415
我們到時候 不但可以有人去拿錢
1114
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:06,705
還可以勻一個人出來
1115
00:59:06,725 --> 00:59:08,410
去招呼那些領錢的客人
1116
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:10,105
這計劃太好了
1117
00:59:10,690 --> 00:59:12,490
不過 你有沒有準備好槍啊？
1118
00:59:12,610 --> 00:59:14,540
那個阿三的槍好大啊
1119
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:15,590
槍？
1120
00:59:15,765 --> 00:59:16,620
沒有準備
1121
00:59:16,660 --> 00:59:17,975
不過你比較有種
1122
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,560
你可以跟他們徒手搏鬥嘛
1123
00:59:19,630 --> 00:59:21,395
去你的 你小子倒挺好
1124
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,000
你不去斗 讓我斗
1125
00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:24,150
你做夢 你
1126
00:59:25,430 --> 00:59:27,350
那這個計劃又要擱淺了
1127
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:29,790
你不要洩氣嘛
1128
00:59:30,190 --> 00:59:33,395
你怕風險大 可以找個風險小的好了
1129
00:59:33,660 --> 00:59:34,750
路口那間米店
1130
00:59:34,925 --> 00:59:36,105
不行啊
1131
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,440
路口那間米店老是賒米給我們
1132
00:59:38,710 --> 00:59:39,840
哪下得了手啊？
1133
00:59:40,370 --> 00:59:41,125
那倒是
1134
00:59:41,950 --> 00:59:43,570
這也不行 那也不行
1135
00:59:43,665 --> 00:59:45,900
既然不能夠名揚四海
1136
00:59:46,010 --> 00:59:47,800
乾脆學非洲大笨象
1137
00:59:47,870 --> 00:59:49,910
偷偷地躲起來死了算了
1138
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:52,390
想出名 不一定要去搶劫啊
1139
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:56,065
只要你們把衣服褲子脫光了 在尖沙咀跑一圈
1140
00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:57,460
包你明天見報
1141
00:59:57,925 --> 00:59:59,490
對呀… 對你媽的個頭
1142
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,415
四個老傢伙脫個精光在街上跑
1143
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:03,975
有什麼好看啊
1144
01:00:04,030 --> 01:00:06,305
小子 你很臭屁啊
1145
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:07,805
大哥 你們別發火嘛
1146
01:00:07,830 --> 01:00:09,195
我想到個好主意
1147
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,480
什麼好主意啊？
1148
01:00:10,845 --> 01:00:12,315
阿晶他很能打啊
1149
01:00:12,490 --> 01:00:14,510
他的右手威力可大了
1150
01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:17,125
只要你們收他做徒弟 教他兩招
1151
01:00:17,135 --> 01:00:18,800
帶他去打世界自由搏擊大賽
1152
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:20,070
到時候拿了冠軍了
1153
01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:21,445
不就可以名揚四海了？
1154
01:00:21,470 --> 01:00:23,220
還有1000萬獎金拿呢
1155
01:00:24,390 --> 01:00:25,720
可以考慮啊
1156
01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:28,070
我看 還是不要指望我了吧
1157
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:29,820
小子 你瞧不起我們？
1158
01:00:30,150 --> 01:00:31,315
我不是這個意思
1159
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,930
我只是覺得四位都還年輕
1160
01:00:35,185 --> 01:00:36,930
有的是美好前途
1161
01:00:37,295 --> 01:00:39,895
我老了 你們教我是浪費時間
1162
01:00:40,290 --> 01:00:41,150
他臭我們
1163
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:42,970
錘他 錘…
1164
01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:09,240
天女散花
1165
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:12,650
黃狗撒尿
1166
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,765
老樹盤根
1167
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,120
千萬別弄出人命啊
1168
01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:23,200
你不願做我們的徒弟
1169
01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:25,690
我偏要做你的師傅
1170
01:01:25,775 --> 01:01:27,080
不服氣啊
1171
01:01:27,210 --> 01:01:28,760
還不叫師傅？
1172
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:30,810
師…傅…
1173
01:01:30,990 --> 01:01:33,640
所謂一膽二力三功夫
1174
01:01:33,870 --> 01:01:36,065
現在呢 要訓練你的膽子
1175
01:01:36,635 --> 01:01:37,435
怎麼訓練法？
1176
01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,030
把這張紙拿到櫃檯去
1177
01:01:40,205 --> 01:01:41,845
然後馬上走 不要打開
1178
01:01:42,885 --> 01:01:43,660
這不是搶劫嗎？
1179
01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:44,695
訓練
1180
01:01:48,260 --> 01:01:49,830
有什麼我可以幫忙的嗎？
1181
01:01:53,730 --> 01:01:56,240
（我要你的處女貞操）
1182
01:01:58,815 --> 01:02:00,260
快 快…快給我
1183
01:02:00,575 --> 01:02:01,550
我沒有…
1184
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,090
告 告 告訴你 我有槍
1185
01:02:04,215 --> 01:02:06,790
我 我幫你問問隔鄰那個女孩子有沒有
1186
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:08,475
快 快點
1187
01:02:11,525 --> 01:02:13,095
Jenny 你有沒有啊？
1188
01:02:13,275 --> 01:02:14,245
神經
1189
01:02:14,265 --> 01:02:16,820
不是我啊 那個人有槍啊
1190
01:02:17,665 --> 01:02:18,770
快 快點
1191
01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:20,380
我也沒有
1192
01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:20,950
你也沒有
1193
01:02:21,110 --> 01:02:23,160
兩年前我還有 現在沒了
1194
01:02:23,265 --> 01:02:24,100
唬我
1195
01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:25,220
我趕時間
1196
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:26,590
外面還有好多朋友等著我呢
1197
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:27,985
告訴你 我有機關鎗
1198
01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:30,945
既然你既麼需要 去九號窗口 那兒有個胖妞
1199
01:02:30,985 --> 01:02:32,860
我看全銀行只是她一個人有
1200
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:34,695
只有她一個人有？
1201
01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:36,665
這是什麼銀行啊？
1202
01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:39,565
什麼亂七八糟的
1203
01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:47,875
有了吧？
1204
01:02:48,755 --> 01:02:50,490
有機關鎗 有沒有？
1205
01:02:50,535 --> 01:02:51,495
有 有
1206
01:02:51,615 --> 01:02:53,200
快點拿出來 我趕時間
1207
01:02:53,950 --> 01:02:54,700
這麼急？
1208
01:02:54,730 --> 01:02:55,900
當然了 誰會騙你
1209
01:02:55,950 --> 01:02:58,745
起碼帶人出去吃個飯 看個電影什麼的
1210
01:02:58,990 --> 01:03:01,795
給人家幾個月時間 有點心理準備嘛
1211
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:04,690
什麼準備幾個月…你他媽給不給？
1212
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,030
不要這麼凶嘛
1213
01:03:06,575 --> 01:03:08,065
我會給你的 你放心好了
1214
01:03:08,545 --> 01:03:10,685
你別光說不練 你快點拿給我
1215
01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:11,610
快
1216
01:03:11,870 --> 01:03:13,715
在這裡？怎麼給啊？
1217
01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:17,115
你拿出來放在桌子上嘛 怎麼給
1218
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,520
這怎麼放在桌子上啊？
1219
01:03:19,565 --> 01:03:22,500
不放桌上就從上面扔出來 扔出來嘛
1220
01:03:23,265 --> 01:03:23,970
扔出去？
1221
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,730
再不扔我開槍了 快點扔
1222
01:03:26,990 --> 01:03:27,710
幹什麼 幹什麼…
1223
01:03:31,995 --> 01:03:35,400
你是我一生中見到的最直接最直接的男人
1224
01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:47,955
你現在知道 人多很不方便了吧
1225
01:03:48,270 --> 01:03:49,500
今天晚上十點鐘
1226
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,150
九龍塘地鐵站見了
1227
01:04:06,975 --> 01:04:08,960
恭喜你成為香港有史以來
1228
01:04:08,975 --> 01:04:11,035
第一個搶劫貞操的淫賊
1229
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,530
便宜莫貪
1230
01:04:20,710 --> 01:04:22,100
膽子你是夠了
1231
01:04:22,385 --> 01:04:24,220
不過你還沒有功夫
1232
01:04:24,350 --> 01:04:27,050
我們這種功夫是講求實際的
1233
01:04:27,245 --> 01:04:28,180
這種功夫
1234
01:04:28,230 --> 01:04:31,330
是從多年的實戰經驗中鍛煉出來的
1235
01:04:31,665 --> 01:04:33,230
這種功夫沒有招式
1236
01:04:33,235 --> 01:04:34,825
要靠自己意會
1237
01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:36,705
記住 要心狠手辣
1238
01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:37,820
除非不出手
1239
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,165
一出手就要打中要害
1240
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,125
下陰
1241
01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:43,230
你沒事吧？
1242
01:04:43,410 --> 01:04:43,960
還可以…
1243
01:04:43,970 --> 01:04:44,917
繼續
1244
01:04:45,525 --> 01:04:46,575
掐脖子
1245
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,265
絕不輕易出手
1246
01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:50,620
一出手就不能當是打架
1247
01:04:50,670 --> 01:04:54,790
當自己殺人 用盡全力
1248
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:56,350
就快沒氣了
1249
01:04:56,670 --> 01:04:58,835
你這種掐法 他就快斷氣了
1250
01:05:01,025 --> 01:05:02,755
阿晶 你翻白眼了
1251
01:05:02,815 --> 01:05:03,870
快叫救護車
1252
01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:08,995
阿晶 在搏擊大賽裡面
1253
01:05:08,995 --> 01:05:11,045
開始你一定要隱藏實力
1254
01:05:11,070 --> 01:05:13,395
不可以讓人家知道你右手的實力
1255
01:05:13,490 --> 01:05:16,260
所以你要當自己是普通人一樣地訓練
1256
01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:17,895
把體能全面提高
1257
01:05:19,285 --> 01:05:20,610
臭小子
1258
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:22,310
用力啊 用力…
1259
01:05:28,230 --> 01:05:30,890
我們也會隨時隨地殘暴地襲擊你
1260
01:05:31,025 --> 01:05:32,765
來鍛練你的反應
1261
01:05:40,485 --> 01:05:42,030
這些人全都該打
1262
01:05:42,505 --> 01:05:45,295
你過去教訓他們 吸收一點戰鬥經驗
1263
01:05:45,445 --> 01:05:46,310
怎麼打？
1264
01:05:46,795 --> 01:05:48,430
拿傢伙
1265
01:05:50,965 --> 01:05:51,860
過去也要打嗎
1266
01:06:00,735 --> 01:06:02,070
不許動 警察
1267
01:06:02,860 --> 01:06:03,730
師傅
1268
01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:06,355
你幹什麼？
1269
01:06:06,495 --> 01:06:07,505
切磋武功啊
1270
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,585
切磋要用刀嗎？
1271
01:06:08,625 --> 01:06:10,595
當然了 不用刀怎麼切磋呀
1272
01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:11,925
你很幽默嘛 你
1273
01:06:14,715 --> 01:06:16,600
我們武館已經正式註冊了
1274
01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:17,795
你猜叫什麼名字？
1275
01:06:17,815 --> 01:06:18,545
大龍鳳
1276
01:06:18,570 --> 01:06:19,810
開麻將啊？
1277
01:06:19,830 --> 01:06:21,535
叫新精武門
1278
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:23,980
哇塞 神氣
1279
01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:31,590
300塊 300塊 世紀之戰了
1280
01:06:31,605 --> 01:06:33,340
不買是笨蛋了啊
1281
01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:35,240
快點買票買票… 來一張
1282
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:36,550
500塊 找錢
1283
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,415
沒零的 兩張吧
1284
01:06:39,417 --> 01:06:40,702
你看看多少觀眾啊
1285
01:06:40,710 --> 01:06:41,948
買票…
1286
01:06:44,170 --> 01:06:45,670
進去了…
1287
01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:48,440
老兄 多少錢一張票？
1288
01:06:48,575 --> 01:06:49,475
700
1289
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,525
剛才不是說300 現在又變700塊了
1290
01:06:52,530 --> 01:06:54,285
你太醜了 再問就900
1291
01:06:55,510 --> 01:06:57,215
哎喲 姑姑來了
1292
01:06:57,620 --> 01:06:59,545
你姑姑來了 我賣1500
1293
01:06:59,635 --> 01:07:01,155
兔崽子 跑哪兒去了？
1294
01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:03,145
又賣300了…
1295
01:07:11,325 --> 01:07:13,505
各國選手開始進入會場
1296
01:07:14,265 --> 01:07:18,005
這次比賽是以單循環方式進行淘汰
1297
01:07:18,275 --> 01:07:20,610
為了吸引全世界各地好手
1298
01:07:21,025 --> 01:07:23,540
大會獎金額高達1000萬
1299
01:07:24,185 --> 01:07:27,360
看來今天勢必有一場龍爭虎鬥
1300
01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:29,340
大家要爭取出線
1301
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:31,955
成為明天決賽的四強
1302
01:07:38,740 --> 01:07:41,040
好好打 1000萬呢
1303
01:07:41,605 --> 01:07:43,475
為求目的 不擇手段
1304
01:07:44,390 --> 01:07:46,270
你有沒有聽懂他們說什麼？
1305
01:07:46,935 --> 01:07:50,320
我現在宣佈 比賽開始
1306
01:08:05,490 --> 01:08:06,935
開始…
1307
01:08:08,635 --> 01:08:09,555
你怎麼蹲下了？
1308
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:10,855
鎮定點 不要緊張
1309
01:08:10,905 --> 01:08:12,090
不要亂
1310
01:08:13,792 --> 01:08:14,531
他怎麼了？
1311
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:16,330
你沒事吧？ 沒事
1312
01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:17,495
真沒事？
1313
01:08:17,675 --> 01:08:18,835
真的沒事啊
1314
01:08:18,945 --> 01:08:20,830
好 開始
1315
01:08:27,340 --> 01:08:28,440
喂 裁判
1316
01:08:28,450 --> 01:08:30,000
你看看他們打起來了
1317
01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,720
別打別打 人家打 你們打什麼
1318
01:08:49,340 --> 01:08:51,700
沒事了… 好了 別打了…
1319
01:08:58,790 --> 01:09:01,135
又打起來了 再叫停…
1320
01:09:01,340 --> 01:09:02,415
別打了 別打了
1321
01:09:02,565 --> 01:09:03,630
滾開
1322
01:09:24,150 --> 01:09:27,440
好了 好了 別打了 別打了…
1323
01:09:30,165 --> 01:09:31,110
請
1324
01:09:32,505 --> 01:09:34,390
一 二 三
1325
01:09:34,410 --> 01:09:35,540
輸了 承讓承 讓
1326
01:09:46,615 --> 01:09:47,900
霍家拳館勝
1327
01:09:54,890 --> 01:09:56,970
背叛師門 欺師滅祖
1328
01:09:57,045 --> 01:09:58,470
我要清理門戶
1329
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:01,675
因為你做過我師傅 所以我尊敬你
1330
01:10:01,790 --> 01:10:03,105
我讓你三招
1331
01:10:06,292 --> 01:10:07,247
出招吧
1332
01:10:08,780 --> 01:10:10,545
你愣在那兒幹什麼 動手吧
1333
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:11,770
開始
1334
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:15,900
第一招
1335
01:10:17,590 --> 01:10:19,020
這個臭小子
1336
01:10:20,205 --> 01:10:22,315
還有兩招了
1337
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,775
長得那麼不怎麼樣 反正這個德性
1338
01:10:28,210 --> 01:10:29,770
真是武術界的恥辱
1339
01:10:29,930 --> 01:10:32,890
我們新精武門光芒四射 頂呱呱啊
1340
01:10:32,905 --> 01:10:33,990
真棒啊
1341
01:10:39,835 --> 01:10:41,910
不要急 她早晚會明白的
1342
01:10:42,458 --> 01:10:44,164
用心打 拿它1000萬
1343
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,860
走吧 走
1344
01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:50,850
我投降 給一半
1345
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:53,335
將軍 沒棋了
1346
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:55,345
你輸了 給錢吧
1347
01:10:56,575 --> 01:10:57,130
快給錢…
1348
01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:58,275
說好了 投降給一半的
1349
01:10:59,655 --> 01:11:00,630
拿著
1350
01:11:01,245 --> 01:11:02,845
硬幣也可以啊
1351
01:11:03,930 --> 01:11:05,475
少一個子兒都不可以啊
1352
01:11:07,225 --> 01:11:08,215
快拿來啊
1353
01:11:08,590 --> 01:11:09,975
你拿去養老吧
1354
01:11:10,255 --> 01:11:11,930
明天再來啊
1355
01:11:11,940 --> 01:11:13,705
又要走小路回家了
1356
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:14,700
瀟灑
1357
01:11:14,855 --> 01:11:15,730
大炮權
1358
01:11:16,535 --> 01:11:19,185
人要是發了財 真是全身都不同啊
1359
01:11:19,260 --> 01:11:20,825
權哥 你別開玩笑了
1360
01:11:21,490 --> 01:11:22,785
何必這麼謙虛嘛
1361
01:11:22,885 --> 01:11:24,795
以前跟你一起嫖妓那個小子
1362
01:11:24,870 --> 01:11:26,120
他打入四強了
1363
01:11:26,180 --> 01:11:28,195
拿個亞軍也有不少錢哪
1364
01:11:29,825 --> 01:11:31,610
老朋友了 不用瞞你了
1365
01:11:31,980 --> 01:11:33,400
我把他訓練得硬啊
1366
01:11:33,855 --> 01:11:34,840
他穩贏啊
1367
01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:37,670
如果冠軍 你不就發了？
1368
01:11:37,825 --> 01:11:39,940
二一分做五 你可以分到500萬
1369
01:11:40,045 --> 01:11:41,270
什麼500萬啊
1370
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,810
他剛來香港的時候
1371
01:11:42,830 --> 01:11:45,140
是誰幫他改變形象的？是我呀
1372
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:47,970
是誰把他培育成才的？也是我呀
1373
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,720
還有誰第一次帶他嫖妓的？
1374
01:11:49,780 --> 01:11:50,735
還是我…
1375
01:11:51,115 --> 01:11:53,815
怎麼可能五五分賬呢 我們是二八分賬
1376
01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:55,200
我佔八 他佔二
1377
01:12:01,235 --> 01:12:03,540
權哥 那個傢伙來找我的麻煩
1378
01:12:03,575 --> 01:12:04,910
你假裝警察嚇嚇他
1379
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,453
將來少不了你的
1380
01:12:07,270 --> 01:12:08,280
財哥 你好啊
1381
01:12:09,285 --> 01:12:11,485
3000塊錢我早想還你了 老是找不到你
1382
01:12:11,490 --> 01:12:14,320
那筆錢 利滾利…
1383
01:12:14,415 --> 01:12:15,500
已經10萬塊了
1384
01:12:15,740 --> 01:12:16,370
何止3000…
1385
01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:18,560
好了 好了 財哥 咱們今天不談這個
1386
01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:20,140
我給你介紹我的朋友
1387
01:12:20,583 --> 01:12:21,572
權哥
1388
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:26,360
這位是蘇格蘭特派駐香港秘密警察
1389
01:12:26,495 --> 01:12:29,295
第九縱隊飛虎隊大隊長章權
1390
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,640
大炮權
1391
01:12:32,010 --> 01:12:33,625
你什麼時候當了飛虎隊隊長？
1392
01:12:33,930 --> 01:12:35,805
怎麼 怎麼 怎麼你們認識啊？
1393
01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:36,940
大舅子
1394
01:12:37,260 --> 01:12:38,065
大舅子？
1395
01:12:38,830 --> 01:12:40,905
那你做雞的老婆 就是他妹妹了？
1396
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:42,070
什麼？
1397
01:12:42,980 --> 01:12:44,005
我可沒嫖過她啊
1398
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,495
這種貨色 我怎麼會嫖啊
1399
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:46,175
什麼？
1400
01:12:47,385 --> 01:12:48,545
其實這是我不對
1401
01:12:48,745 --> 01:12:50,240
自己人是應該幫幫忙的
1402
01:12:50,350 --> 01:12:52,360
下次一定嫖 一定嫖你老婆
1403
01:12:52,370 --> 01:12:53,760
一定會嫖一次的
1404
01:12:53,765 --> 01:12:54,530
什麼？
1405
01:12:55,860 --> 01:12:58,895
其實做妓女的妹妹 這也沒有什麼不好嘛
1406
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:02,070
起碼是自力更生 是正當職業 對吧
1407
01:13:02,530 --> 01:13:05,025
當妓女哪有你們放高利貸好呢
1408
01:13:05,030 --> 01:13:05,695
是不是啊？
1409
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:07,205
那個妓女賺小錢
1410
01:13:07,265 --> 01:13:08,915
你可以大撈特撈啊
1411
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,990
所以放高利貸比做妓女好… 你還說？
1412
01:13:11,665 --> 01:13:13,105
做妓女也完全對啊
1413
01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:15,280
我們男人啊 就喜歡叫雞
1414
01:13:15,365 --> 01:13:17,150
所以叫雞呢 是天經地義的事
1415
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,990
你老婆是應該做雞
1416
01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,335
最好一輩子做雞
1417
01:13:20,415 --> 01:13:22,245
她們為人民服務 替男人解決
1418
01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:24,380
說不定 將來還可以拿個諾貝爾金雞獎…
1419
01:13:24,390 --> 01:13:25,940
錘他
1420
01:13:46,350 --> 01:13:48,370
今天決賽的第一場比賽
1421
01:13:48,505 --> 01:13:50,520
霍家拳館的鄭威已經勝出
1422
01:13:50,850 --> 01:13:53,440
接下來是霍環師傅對劉晶師傅
1423
01:13:53,755 --> 01:13:56,050
誰贏就跟鄭威爭奪冠亞軍
1424
01:13:56,055 --> 01:13:57,830
好好再打兩場就搞定了
1425
01:13:57,835 --> 01:13:59,740
阿晶 1000萬向我們招手了
1426
01:14:01,950 --> 01:14:05,110
爸爸 你毛病又發作了 我去給你拿藥
1427
01:14:05,290 --> 01:14:06,110
好
1428
01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:08,573
我馬上就過來
1429
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:15,700
阿敏
1430
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:17,210
阿敏
1431
01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:19,873
我只想跟你說清楚
1432
01:14:20,530 --> 01:14:21,860
那天我什麼都沒有做過
1433
01:14:22,570 --> 01:14:24,240
我只是叫瀟灑交給你一封信
1434
01:14:24,785 --> 01:14:26,820
我不信 我只相信我爸爸
1435
01:14:27,135 --> 01:14:28,190
他不會說錯的
1436
01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:29,460
他不會冤枉你的
1437
01:14:29,470 --> 01:14:30,335
為什麼…
1438
01:14:33,042 --> 01:14:35,158
你這個衣冠禽獸 死了都活該
1439
01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:36,990
阿敏 你出去
1440
01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,240
我會教訓他
1441
01:14:38,950 --> 01:14:39,950
出去呀
1442
01:14:41,085 --> 01:14:42,900
我不會亂來 出去
1443
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:55,510
爸爸呢？
1444
01:14:57,325 --> 01:14:58,740
你才是禽獸
1445
01:14:58,810 --> 01:15:00,995
禽獸？我是想迷姦阿敏
1446
01:15:01,065 --> 01:15:02,060
那又怎麼樣
1447
01:15:02,792 --> 01:15:04,407
誰叫老傢伙相信我
1448
01:15:05,025 --> 01:15:06,730
他現在任由我擺佈
1449
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,060
霍師傅
1450
01:15:09,595 --> 01:15:10,700
委員
1451
01:15:11,610 --> 01:15:12,290
霍師傅
1452
01:15:12,545 --> 01:15:13,650
怎麼了？沒事吧？
1453
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:14,640
沒事…
1454
01:15:15,455 --> 01:15:16,315
誰在裡面？
1455
01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:18,289
我的徒弟在換衣服
1456
01:15:19,485 --> 01:15:20,860
時間到了 該你出場了
1457
01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:22,280
出去 我知道
1458
01:15:25,585 --> 01:15:27,490
等一下師傅在台上收拾你
1459
01:15:29,935 --> 01:15:30,640
爸爸
1460
01:15:31,075 --> 01:15:32,230
你到哪兒去了？
1461
01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:33,950
我到處找你都找不到
1462
01:15:34,050 --> 01:15:35,190
我去走走
1463
01:15:35,485 --> 01:15:37,005
你現在覺得怎樣啊？
1464
01:15:37,365 --> 01:15:38,135
沒事了
1465
01:15:38,755 --> 01:15:40,555
快點把藥吃了吧 我去給你倒杯水
1466
01:15:40,635 --> 01:15:41,385
好
1467
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:49,500
流血了？
1468
01:15:50,315 --> 01:15:51,480
各位觀眾
1469
01:15:51,825 --> 01:15:55,765
這場比賽的參賽者 是霍家拳館的霍環
1470
01:15:56,450 --> 01:15:58,040
爸爸 該你出場了
1471
01:15:58,180 --> 01:16:00,280
和新精武門的劉晶
1472
01:16:01,495 --> 01:16:03,490
劉晶曾經拜霍環為師傅
1473
01:16:03,580 --> 01:16:06,795
這場師徒大戰的結果 到底是誰勝誰負呢
1474
01:16:09,895 --> 01:16:12,150
阿敏的事 與你無關
1475
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:13,695
我錯怪你了
1476
01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:17,140
師傅
1477
01:16:17,780 --> 01:16:19,175
不過我不會讓你的
1478
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,805
要靠你自己
1479
01:16:20,955 --> 01:16:22,800
才可以贏那1000萬
1480
01:16:22,915 --> 01:16:24,270
只要師傅明白
1481
01:16:24,615 --> 01:16:25,855
輸贏都沒關係
1482
01:16:25,985 --> 01:16:26,940
沒出息
1483
01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:28,755
沒錢怎麼娶老婆啊？
1484
01:16:28,825 --> 01:16:29,660
娶老婆？
1485
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:32,655
我的女兒不會跟你受苦的
1486
01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:36,360
動手吧
1487
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:37,835
知道
1488
01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:08,660
繼續
1489
01:17:19,005 --> 01:17:20,085
打得好
1490
01:17:20,185 --> 01:17:21,500
我只用了兩成力
1491
01:17:21,675 --> 01:17:22,695
我也是
1492
01:17:30,542 --> 01:17:33,204
要打這裡 才能拿到高分
1493
01:17:33,405 --> 01:17:34,510
多謝師傅
1494
01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:08,570
爸爸
1495
01:18:09,855 --> 01:18:11,950
一 二 三 不要數了
1496
01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:12,930
師傅
1497
01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:14,345
你有沒有事？
1498
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:15,760
你放心
1499
01:18:16,595 --> 01:18:17,605
我沒事
1500
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,425
繼續
1501
01:18:22,170 --> 01:18:23,120
不要叫
1502
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,480
吵什麼吵 沉不住氣
1503
01:18:27,165 --> 01:18:32,310
新精武門 頂呱呱…
1504
01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:33,385
霍師傅有沒有事？
1505
01:18:33,395 --> 01:18:36,560
沒事的 沒事…
1506
01:18:39,595 --> 01:18:41,325
醫生 我爸爸怎麼了？
1507
01:18:41,585 --> 01:18:43,030
他被打中氣門 休克了
1508
01:18:43,290 --> 01:18:44,050
跟我去簽字吧
1509
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:45,170
好 我跟你去
1510
01:18:53,945 --> 01:18:54,660
師傅怎麼樣了？
1511
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:56,040
醫生說 師傅休克了
1512
01:18:59,350 --> 01:19:00,315
師傅
1513
01:19:02,230 --> 01:19:03,915
師傅 你怎麼樣了？
1514
01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:05,825
你放心
1515
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:07,695
我一定不會饒了那個禽獸
1516
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:09,950
你才是禽獸
1517
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,705
想強姦阿敏的是你
1518
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,735
師傅 你原諒我吧
1519
01:19:14,945 --> 01:19:16,585
我真的很喜歡阿敏啊
1520
01:19:16,935 --> 01:19:20,120
我霍環平生最恨好色之徒
1521
01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:23,870
你等一下告訴裁判自動棄權
1522
01:19:25,065 --> 01:19:26,300
不行啊 師傅
1523
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,331
不要叫我師傅
1524
01:19:32,230 --> 01:19:33,395
從今以後
1525
01:19:35,330 --> 01:19:37,615
我沒有你這個徒弟
1526
01:19:38,145 --> 01:19:40,645
不要啊 師傅 你原諒我吧
1527
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:43,005
我是你一手帶大的
1528
01:19:43,340 --> 01:19:45,015
你再給我一次機會吧
1529
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:53,100
師傅 我下流
1530
01:19:59,615 --> 01:20:01,320
威哥 不可以這樣
1531
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,525
錢也要 人也要
1532
01:20:27,145 --> 01:20:28,910
要我放棄1000萬？
1533
01:20:30,050 --> 01:20:30,835
死老頭
1534
01:20:31,005 --> 01:20:32,370
你答應把武館給我
1535
01:20:32,405 --> 01:20:33,625
把女兒嫁給我
1536
01:20:33,735 --> 01:20:34,800
去你的
1537
01:20:34,835 --> 01:20:36,840
讓我進去 快讓我進去啊
1538
01:20:39,965 --> 01:20:41,400
爸爸 別進來啊
1539
01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:43,440
師傅…
1540
01:20:43,465 --> 01:20:44,430
爸爸…
1541
01:20:45,050 --> 01:20:47,150
阿敏 師傅被劉晶打死了
1542
01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:49,660
爸…
1543
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:52,990
爸…
1544
01:20:55,980 --> 01:20:56,570
師傅…
1545
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:58,820
爸…
1546
01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:03,070
阿晶…他…
1547
01:21:03,425 --> 01:21:04,280
爸…
1548
01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:06,480
爸爸…
1549
01:21:07,855 --> 01:21:11,270
爸爸…你說話 你說話呀
1550
01:21:11,420 --> 01:21:12,060
好
1551
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:13,530
師傅
1552
01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:15,470
我一定給你報仇
1553
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:16,855
打死劉晶
1554
01:21:17,845 --> 01:21:19,885
各位觀眾 決賽開始
1555
01:21:20,730 --> 01:21:22,940
我們歡迎新精武門的劉晶
1556
01:21:31,065 --> 01:21:33,760
再歡迎霍家拳館的鄭威
1557
01:21:47,740 --> 01:21:49,330
怎麼了？ 用不著怕他
1558
01:21:58,885 --> 01:21:59,530
謝謝
1559
01:22:01,290 --> 01:22:03,695
各位 我有個不幸的消息宣佈
1560
01:22:03,870 --> 01:22:05,720
剛剛比賽過的霍環師傅
1561
01:22:05,850 --> 01:22:07,740
因傷勢嚴重 不幸去世
1562
01:22:13,070 --> 01:22:14,905
與你無關 千萬不要心軟
1563
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,370
照打就行了 聽見沒有？
1564
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:17,105
快去
1565
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,545
請兩位出來吧
1566
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,330
去 鎮定點
1567
01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,125
師傅是你殺死的
1568
01:22:28,850 --> 01:22:29,710
我沒有
1569
01:22:30,505 --> 01:22:32,185
全場觀眾都可以做證
1570
01:22:32,610 --> 01:22:34,010
你是殺人兇手
1571
01:22:35,090 --> 01:22:36,330
我不是故意的
1572
01:22:36,425 --> 01:22:37,430
我放過你
1573
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,905
阿敏也不會放過你的
1574
01:22:40,805 --> 01:22:41,580
師傅…
1575
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:44,415
你幹什麼？
1576
01:22:44,530 --> 01:22:46,440
還沒說開始 怎麼就打起來了
1577
01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:49,550
師傅…
1578
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:52,115
你知道對不起師傅 你把命留下
1579
01:22:57,550 --> 01:22:59,165
我一定要替師傅報仇
1580
01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:00,914
下去…
1581
01:23:00,950 --> 01:23:03,115
各位 劉晶聽到霍環師傅去世
1582
01:23:03,115 --> 01:23:05,120
情緒低落 好像要放棄比賽
1583
01:23:07,790 --> 01:23:09,530
你千萬不能心軟啊
1584
01:23:09,870 --> 01:23:11,640
別忘了 獎金1000萬
1585
01:23:11,670 --> 01:23:13,780
你不上 那1000萬就泡湯了
1586
01:23:13,792 --> 01:23:16,750
阿晶啊 人死不能復生 你要節哀順變
1587
01:23:16,830 --> 01:23:18,680
上去打啊
1588
01:23:22,125 --> 01:23:26,795
打…打呀…
1589
01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:29,705
好啊
1590
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,695
好了 早點睡了
1591
01:23:34,755 --> 01:23:40,015
打…
1592
01:24:07,230 --> 01:24:09,760
阿晶 快起來 你怎麼樣啊？
1593
01:24:09,825 --> 01:24:12,300
一 二 三…
1594
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:31,105
阿晶 快點起來
1595
01:24:31,230 --> 01:24:33,240
一 二…
1596
01:24:33,505 --> 01:24:36,890
我警告你 我叫你停手 退回去 退回去
1597
01:24:38,075 --> 01:24:39,820
繼續打…打…
1598
01:24:45,060 --> 01:24:47,635
師姐 我對不起你 師姐
1599
01:24:52,795 --> 01:24:55,485
阿晶 人死不能復生 你要節哀順變
1600
01:24:55,525 --> 01:24:56,850
要集中精力去打
1601
01:24:56,930 --> 01:24:58,680
你搞什麼飛機呀…
1602
01:24:59,035 --> 01:25:01,280
你媽 吵什麼吵 小心老子打你啊
1603
01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:04,295
快打我們啊 打呀…
1604
01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:07,360
對不起啊 對不起…
1605
01:25:07,425 --> 01:25:09,030
不能跟觀眾吵啊
1606
01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:11,495
阿晶啊 你到底怎麼搞的
1607
01:25:11,510 --> 01:25:13,765
要還手跟他打呀
1608
01:25:15,715 --> 01:25:18,735
快去打 你用心點 聽見沒有 快去
1609
01:25:42,285 --> 01:25:44,380
好了 好了 不能再打了
1610
01:25:44,565 --> 01:25:46,485
一…
1611
01:25:52,125 --> 01:25:56,240
分開…我再次嚴重警告你
1612
01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:58,050
我叫你停手就得停手
1613
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:01,985
一 二…
1614
01:26:02,085 --> 01:26:04,030
師姐 全部都是威哥做的
1615
01:26:05,755 --> 01:26:07,020
原來是這樣
1616
01:26:09,655 --> 01:26:10,650
你敢出賣威哥？
1617
01:26:12,335 --> 01:26:13,405
買什麼票啊
1618
01:26:27,765 --> 01:26:30,265
這麼多人 我看還是去報警吧
1619
01:26:32,650 --> 01:26:33,685
媽的
1620
01:26:38,335 --> 01:26:38,965
幹什麼？
1621
01:26:39,035 --> 01:26:40,135
瀟灑哥 快走
1622
01:26:42,615 --> 01:26:44,280
快去報警啊
1623
01:26:44,650 --> 01:26:45,830
我去…
1624
01:26:46,885 --> 01:26:49,090
快去 快去啊…
1625
01:26:54,235 --> 01:26:55,190
你是誰？
1626
01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:01,310
我是省港台人稱打不死的
1627
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,870
霸王無敵小神童
1628
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:21,995
我沒那麼容易死
1629
01:27:28,425 --> 01:27:31,275
阿敏 我幫不了你了
1630
01:27:41,285 --> 01:27:44,140
他躺在地上你還打 快叫他回去
1631
01:27:47,565 --> 01:27:49,240
不能打了 我又警告你了啊
1632
01:27:49,370 --> 01:27:50,910
裁判都 你還打
1633
01:27:51,250 --> 01:27:53,315
你打死我師傅 我要把你打死
1634
01:27:53,390 --> 01:27:54,980
他不跟你打 我跟你打
1635
01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:01,065
給我打…
1636
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:02,330
下去
1637
01:28:05,235 --> 01:28:08,460
都下去 下去…
1638
01:28:08,465 --> 01:28:11,320
你們是否打拳的 下去
1639
01:28:11,910 --> 01:28:14,120
來 快坐下…
1640
01:28:14,810 --> 01:28:17,320
阿晶 你不還手 是不是想自殺？
1641
01:28:18,990 --> 01:28:20,000
我把你養這麼大
1642
01:28:20,070 --> 01:28:22,405
辛辛苦苦 供你唸書 教你功夫
1643
01:28:22,420 --> 01:28:24,165
都是希望你有今天…
1644
01:28:24,395 --> 01:28:26,485
你師傅的死 與你無關的
1645
01:28:26,660 --> 01:28:28,580
那是意外 不要耿耿於懷啊
1646
01:28:28,635 --> 01:28:29,720
還手吧
1647
01:28:31,450 --> 01:28:33,460
求求你還手吧
1648
01:28:34,050 --> 01:28:36,620
再不還手 我們的希望…
1649
01:28:36,635 --> 01:28:38,780
我最尊敬霍師傅了
1650
01:28:39,085 --> 01:28:40,980
我失手把他打死
1651
01:28:41,205 --> 01:28:43,680
他徒弟替他報仇 我死而無怨
1652
01:28:44,605 --> 01:28:47,950
四位 枉費你們一番心血了
1653
01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:50,210
鐘聲響了 比賽開始了 你們下來了 下來了
1654
01:28:50,365 --> 01:28:51,285
快…
1655
01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:53,180
記著 出重拳打他
1656
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,665
出重拳啊
1657
01:30:10,625 --> 01:30:11,831
棄權
1658
01:30:24,370 --> 01:30:25,190
阿晶
1659
01:30:26,540 --> 01:30:28,045
爸爸是他殺死的
1660
01:30:28,320 --> 01:30:29,950
我爸爸把你養大
1661
01:30:30,490 --> 01:30:31,665
你居然敢殺死他
1662
01:30:31,708 --> 01:30:33,949
你有毛病啊？你說什麼？走開
1663
01:30:34,450 --> 01:30:36,115
你不是人…
1664
01:30:36,170 --> 01:30:38,110
滾開…
1665
01:30:38,145 --> 01:30:38,625
走開…
1666
01:30:38,650 --> 01:30:41,490
請你下去…
1667
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,270
我贏了
1668
01:30:42,715 --> 01:30:44,165
這場比賽我是冠軍
1669
01:30:44,615 --> 01:30:45,160
等一下
1670
01:30:45,180 --> 01:30:47,200
等什麼？沒看見他躺下嗎？
1671
01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:48,965
沒看見他扔毛巾嗎？
1672
01:30:49,190 --> 01:30:50,220
你怎麼做裁判的？
1673
01:30:50,290 --> 01:30:52,400
毛巾表什麼？代表投降
1674
01:30:52,575 --> 01:30:53,610
我贏了
1675
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:03,145
這條毛巾…是他扔給我擦汗的
1676
01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:07,015
是啊 哈哈笑
1677
01:31:07,210 --> 01:31:09,280
是啊 你聽見沒有？
1678
01:31:09,470 --> 01:31:11,030
毛巾是讓他擦汗的
1679
01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:12,360
繼續比賽
1680
01:31:12,950 --> 01:31:14,065
我買你贏
1681
01:31:14,615 --> 01:31:16,030
我們支持你…
1682
01:31:16,115 --> 01:31:19,585
打倒他…
1683
01:31:21,965 --> 01:31:24,320
是的 師傅是我殺死的
1684
01:31:24,405 --> 01:31:25,210
怎麼樣？
1685
01:31:27,270 --> 01:31:29,070
看你這副德性
1686
01:31:29,140 --> 01:31:30,585
只剩下半條命了
1687
01:31:30,885 --> 01:31:31,910
你還想還手嗎？
1688
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:47,400
我打死你個王八蛋
1689
01:31:49,590 --> 01:31:50,900
想跑？
1690
01:31:53,865 --> 01:31:56,870
打他…
1691
01:32:25,110 --> 01:32:27,200
如來神掌
1692
01:32:38,885 --> 01:32:42,450
師傅…
1693
01:32:56,415 --> 01:32:57,910
劉晶勝
1694
01:33:46,575 --> 01:33:47,640
瀟灑哥在那邊
1695
01:33:47,715 --> 01:33:48,665
瀟灑
1696
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:05,200
阿敏已全部告訴我了
1697
01:34:06,375 --> 01:34:08,240
謝謝你幫我寫的信
1698
01:34:13,025 --> 01:34:14,405
我冤枉你了
1699
01:34:15,550 --> 01:34:17,090
請你原諒我吧
1700
01:34:17,755 --> 01:34:19,030
不要再放在心上
1701
01:34:23,535 --> 01:34:25,240
不要哭 乖
1702
01:34:25,820 --> 01:34:29,075
你這小王八蛋冤枉我
1703
01:34:32,035 --> 01:34:35,780
各位 讓一讓…
1704
01:34:36,950 --> 01:34:38,820
各位可以隨便拍照…
1705
01:34:39,935 --> 01:34:41,410
獎盃拿來…
1706
01:34:41,450 --> 01:34:42,620
我拿著…
1707
01:34:44,965 --> 01:34:46,740
瀟灑哥 你不要哭了 好不好？
1708
01:34:46,750 --> 01:34:48,280
別哭了
1709
01:34:48,540 --> 01:34:51,640
我的嘴腫得像個豬似的 還瀟灑嗎？ 我看看
1710
01:34:51,925 --> 01:34:53,310
還好 不難看啊
1711
01:34:54,060 --> 01:34:55,505
沒什麼 是啊 沒什麼
1712
01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:57,250
比你好看一點
1713
01:34:57,590 --> 01:34:59,990
你們的臉像個包子似的
1714
01:35:04,565 --> 01:35:07,160
各位 在新精武門裡面
1715
01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:10,110
我是老大 所以我說了才算話
1716
01:35:11,475 --> 01:35:13,280
你是老大 我是老幾啊？
1717
01:35:13,330 --> 01:35:14,755
就是啊 老二啊
1718
01:35:14,835 --> 01:35:16,740
老二？我揍你…
1719
01:35:17,055 --> 01:35:20,345
不要動手 別打架…
1720
01:35:26,510 --> 01:35:27,780
你怎麼啦？我看看
1721
01:35:28,725 --> 01:35:29,330
怎麼啦？ 嘴…
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