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Zashono Academy has a total of 54,000 students.

A mammoth institution comprising of elementary, junior high, and high schools.

I, Densuke Mifune, a dull student during junior high...

...enrolled in this high school, because I just felt like it.

I would never have guessed...

I'm sorry!

...what changes would come my way.

D-D-Densuke!

She's the one who scored the highest on the entrance exam!

The one everyone's been gossiping about inside the academy...

...as being the cutest girl in class since she appeared at the entrance ceremony!

T-This indescribable softness can't be...

Um...

...your hand...

O-Ow!

Chiharu Shinonome's boobs!

Please, move your hands...

Sorry! I didn't mean to...

D-D-Densuke!

It was an accident, but still!

Damn you!

I-It can't be....

I like this dummy!

Dummy?

You, the boring guy!

It's the Eiken Club!

Densuke, from F-1's E class!

Congratulations on being elected!

H-Huh?

Densuke Mifune has been accepted to our club as of now!

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

W-What the hell?

This passive, submissive expression...

You have no redeeming feature of brain or body!

Congratulations!

And...

...to top it all off...

You squeezed our club's most important member.

You squeezed Shinonome Chiharu's 88cm F cup breasts!

So, congratulations!

I'm sorry about bumping into you...

M-Ms. Shinonome...

Congratulations on being elected!

I, Densuke Mifune, a dull student during middle school...

...enrolled in this high school, because I just felt like it.

Welcome to the Eiken Club!

You wouldn't have guessed that such a drastic change would come my way...

I start running, under the bright blue sky.

It makes me forget the anxious feelings I get when I hold your hands.

We will find happiness someday.

We will find the tickets to our dream.

The time I shared with you Is very special.

Every little thing can make me happy.

An orange sunset envelops us.

My story is about to begin, like a new wind blowing.

That's how everyone grows up.

The future is smiling at me, So let's go as far as we can...

...on this endless path of hope.

With Love From the Eiken Club, Part 1

Densuke, you don't need to be that rigid.

Y-Yes, Miss Grace.

You need to relax.

Why can't you do it with me?

Well, it's my first time...

But you're the one who invited me...

But it's my first time...

Hey, De-n-su-ke.

Y-Yes!

Densuke, hurry.

O-Okay!

I have it.

A-And?

A very ominous fortune...

You'll slip, fall, be interrupted, and be taken at liberty...

"Taken?" What do you mean?

An opposing character will appear in front of you...

...and will take away something very important.

It couldn't be...

What's wrong?

You've always been embarrassed by my fortune telling.

Zashono, Fight, Oh! Fight, Oh!

It was after school, before the semester exams...

I was invited by Todoroki and Shimada...

I just happened to walk by the school infirmary...

...there, by chance...

Chiharu's breasts...

Every time we have our physical they get bigger and bigger and bigger!

Oh, Mikal!

It just so happens to be girls in underwear, and among them...

...somehow by chance, Miss Shinonome in her underwear...

...looking at me with cold eyes...

Voyeur!

You're quite a guy, Densuke!

It's not like that, Miss Kirika.

If someone hears this, what will they think...

Oh, whatever. You're done with tests and it's an afternoon after school!

And so, it's time for...

...the Eiken Club's annual summer event, welcoming Mr. Densuke Mifune!

Um, why the floating cold noodles?

Huh?

Floating cold noodles is what defines summer!

Don't you think so?

Well, yes it is, but...

Miss Kirika is always assertive...

What? Mifune.

Kyoko, I'll help you.

This degree of activity is nothing to Murooka Kyoko...

...In charge of the science and technology division of the Eiken club.

But...

Kuma will also help me.

And also...

Also?

You seem to like girls with a higher fat content, right? Mifune.

I think she hates me...

Oh, Densuke...

Komoe, I'll help you.

I'm okay!

I just need to strain it.

Densuke, these noodles my grandmother sent me are really good!

Yeah, thank you.

You okay?

Mifune, could you get the strainer from the shelf?

I guess it's a little high for someone Komoe's age.

Darn it.

Oh, Densuke, there's a way!

Okay, I'm starting it.

What's going on, Densuke?

Komoe will do her best!

I see, do your best.

Excuse me...

Oh, Teacher, I didn't know you were here.

Anything wrong?

I've been here a while now...

U-Um...

That's fine, whatever...

I've been teaching for 12 years.

...but students and teachers still can't remember my name.

While I'm the advisor to the Eiken Club...

...none of the members acknowledge my presence...

That's not true!

In any case, please help us.

Really?

Well, teacher, you're our advisor.

Teacher! Your breasts! Thank you!

I'm sorry, that was unladylike...

They say that two heads are better than one.

Let's ride through this never before seen crisis together.

Yes!

Of course!

The absorption rate is rising to normalcy.

You okay? Densuke?

Let's eat!

Everybody, do you know where my chopsticks and dipping sauce...

...and my cushion are?

This is difficult...

At any rate, Densuke...

How was it? Tell the truth...

W-What do you mean how was it?

After all, you did see them, right?

Chiharu's raw tits.

How about it?

Weren't you able to see them, Densuke?

W-W-What are you talking about?

Shinonome is down in the square chilling watermelons.

You don't need to go?

Geez, not enough...

Not enough condiments!

Komoe, where's the ginger?

Oops, Komoe totally forgot.

Teacher, while you're up, get more scallions and noodles.

Yes, yes!

I swallowed the sauce...

Sheesh, they're such high maintenance...

Grating ginger creates vibrations, don't you think?

Vibrations?

If I don't pay attention, I end up grating my fingers.

Komoe's clumsy, so it happens a lot.

I do it often, too.

Komoe will do her best!

S-Sorry Densaku...

I'm such a klutz.

No, I'm glad you two aren't hurt...

I wonder if Miss Shinonome is mad at me.

Um, Miss Shinonome...

...ever since the day of the physical checkup, you seem to be avoiding me...

And you don't come to the Eiken Club anymore...

What am I saying...

I'm sorry! To tell you the truth, I did see them for a moment!

Even though it was an accident, I saw you naked!

In front of everybody, being seen by you...

...I just couldn't face you again...

M-Miss Shinonome is touching my clothes...

That instant, I wished it was just the two of us...

What?

Just the two of us?

By the way, I thought you were here to chill the watermelon...

What watermelon?

Miss Kirika told me that you were waiting for me here...

Miss Kirika did?

By the way, are you available next Monday?

What?

Well, it's my birthday...

If it's okay with you, it'll be just the two of us...

J-Just the two of us!

It's the voyeur who peeked inside during the girls' physical!

You're hot, dude!

Todoroki and Shimada...

A voyeur pretending that it was a coincidence?

It's just a bad joke!

Woohoo, Voyeur!

Yuriko?

Hi, Sister Chiharul!

That's enough...

Are you okay? Mifune...

Geez, Yuriko always shows up suddenly!

But I bet my butt felt better than my sister's, huh?

After all, it's the bouncing bottom of a high school...

...physical fitness honor student!

Y-Yuriko...

We're not related by blood, but if you call me brother as if I'm...

As if what? Brother Densuke!

W-What the hell...

Oh, I see, Densuke, I thought you've been acting strange lately...

W-What?

Ever since you saw Chiharu's ever growing boobs the day of the girl's physical...

...you haven't been able to get that image out of your head!

Huh? A voyeur!

Y-Yuriko...

I'm not a voyeur!

Of course it's better for a voyeur to see F cup boobs instead of my A cup.

Like I said, I'm not a...

How about them apples! Peeping bro!

Hey, Yuriko!

Yuriko, stop!

Don't look, Mifune!

No!

Miss Shinonome, it was just an accident!

Maybe I went a little too far...

Yo! Tough guy, Densuke Mifune!

What?

Miss Kirika...

Yuriko, it's almost time for the school gates to close.

Go home and leave everything up to me.

B-But...

It's ok...

Okay...

So, Densuke, I'll see you soon!

Densuke, what a beating you took.

Better luck next time.

Miss Kirika, what do you mean by that?

T-This is Miss Shinonome's p-p-p-p-panties!

Chiharu's birthday is next Monday, right?

Buy a present and show her your good side for a change.

But this month I bought the Dead or Alive summer time special edition...

Stop mumbling!

If you're a man, earn it!

B-But how?

You have to win the games!

G-Games?

What a noisy campus!

The 58th Zashono Academy Ultra Game!

Everybody at the academy gets hot! The annual big summer event!

Zashono Academy crossing ultra game!

The students will challenge each game on this yellow road...

...that's set up across the vast campus.

Which team will possess the glorious word of victory?

Do you want to win? Live from Ground 1

Yeah! Live from Ground 1

Are you confident you'll win? Live from Ground 1

Yeah! Live from Ground 1

It's been one year!

Your event host will be me, Ichigo Yamada!

Densuke, I heard you're participating.

It isn't so...

But too bad, victory will be ours, the Todoroki Shimada team...

And the prize money will be mine...

What?

Will we get money when we win?

Usually we do, right?

Usually we get prize money!

It cant be...

Well, you just need to win.

Then I'm sure you will be able to afford a present or two for Chiharu...

And now, the prosperous first event...

The first stage is, bungee jump!

A direct hit to earth! Boing Boing Jump!

Are you ready?

No!

Ready, go!

No!

Clear!

Mika, Norika and Ryuuka's Team, you've passed the first stage!

You can't get scared now!

This isn't so...

Well, in other words, you just need to win.

Easy, huh?

Ready...

Go!

Komoe will do her best!

Clear!

Team Eiken, with the 111cm jumping spring, has safely cleared!

Come on, say, "I'll do my best for Miss Shinonome!"

T-That's not true...

I'm sure Chiharu's waiting for you to say something.

Well then...

Or...

Do you wanna just stay on defense and stick it out with me?

Please stop!

Defense!

Yuriko, where are your panties?

I'm your commentator, Nigo Yamada!

I'm your color commentator, Sango Yamada!

As of now, we have finished our first stage bungee jump game...

...and those teams who have cleared are on their way to the second stage!

Every year they entertain us as much as they can...

...and then eliminate themselves on their own. Misono Kirika...

....commanding the Eiken Club Team.

This year, the guy who has the least redeeming qualities in the whole academy...

...Densuke Mifune, was added to this team...

...and they're still alive at the key point of this event!

Well then, the next game, the second stage is...

Wait one second!

I, Goko Yamada, request the revival of the consolation match!

Is there no future for the losers?

Losers, rise!

And winners, listen!

It's the cry of losers!

Prize Money!

This has been brought to you by Itsugo Yamada.

I'll return you to the studio...

Now, the second game is here, from the special stage of the first auditorium!

Right now, on our special stage, a water slide has been placed!

But why a water slide?

Those who have safely slid down all the way will clear the stage.

Of course it's not as easy as it seems!

You'll be disqualified if the team members separate even...

...for an instant before landing in the pool!

But why is there liquid yogurt running down the slide?

Well Densuke, go for it.

But why am I even in gym wear?

Oh, Miss Shinonome...

Miss Kirika told me to participate...

Those in the first race please take your places!

Miss Shinonome, let's just do our best...

Okay...

Aren't you scared?

I-I'm not scared...

Sorry, Mifune...

I hate heights...

Don't worry, I'm here.

I'll protect you.

Okay...

Miss Shinonome, are they bigger than the time you got measured?

Brother Densuke!

Y-Yuriko!

Y-You're participating too?

Yup, excuse me.

W-What?

Yuriko, what are you doing!

What do you think about me?

W-What do you mean how?

Am I always your little sister?

Um...

How do you say it, um...

Brother Densuke!

You do know what's underneath my clothes, don't you?

I'm serious...

By the time these games are over, I'm going to make you mine!

Um, I was told to participate too...

Well then!

Zashono Academy Crossing Ultra Game second stage, yogurt slide challenge!

Ready...

Go!

Each team has started simultaneously!

And now, they're passing through the tube gate!

Mifune, you're hurting me...

Sorry Miss Shinonome!

Yuriko is right in front of me!

Don't look, don't look!

ow!

With all that's going on with each team, I'm giving them another trial!

Such violent disarray!

Mifune, you're hurting me...

Sorry Miss Shinonome!

Course out!

The Kabaty sorority is eliminated!

I see, the disguise succeeded...

Peeping at the Eiken Club, as usual.

Don't you get bored?

Not at all, I'm sure they notice that over there too.

That's for sure.

Will the Eiken Club hold on until the goal?

Geez, it's only Mifune...

Everybody okay?

It hurts...

Brother Densuke, it hurts...

You're hurting me!

You're rough...

Sorry, Yuriko! I'll pull it out!

M-Mifune!

It hurts...

M-Miss Shinonome!

Sorry, I'll take it out!

Eiken Club, if your bodies separate even for an instant, you're out!

Sorry Miss Shinonome! Hold on, we're almost there.

Miss Shinonome!

W-What the hell?

We're almost there!

Too bad the gymnastics club has been eliminated!

There's only the Eiken club left in this race!

And they're so close to the goal!

It's gonna rip! It's gonna rip!

We're almost there...

Miss Shinonome!

Almost...

Brother Densuke.

Yuriko too, we're almost...

So, how did you like my body?

Y-Yuriko?

D-Don't do that, Yuriko!

M-Mifune...

You said you were going to protect me...

Goal!

The only team who passed the first race of the yogurt Slide Game.

You won't believe it, it's the Eiken Club!

I can't drink anymore...

Way to go, Densuke!

Brother Densuke, weren't Yuriko's breasts great?

Come on, Yuriko...

Oh, wait!

Miss Shinonome!

Cruel... How could you...

How could you?

Mifune, how could you?

You are beautiful, your eyes are like doves...

Living behind a veil...

Your hair is like a herd of mountain sheep running through the mountain of Gliad.

And your lips are a string of rouge...

...even more lovely when words spill forth.

It's over...

Yo, Densuke!

Don't you need to go after Chiharu?

It's been a while... Miss Shinonome...

What a great coincidence... seeing you in a place like this...

Y-You are...

I've returned from America...

To protect you from these people who make you cry...

I, Shima Kurosawa, will protect you.

To be continued...

I will never forget this hill we climbed together...

We talked about a lot of things.

Love, dreams, the future, and the time we shared...

Everything is like my treasure to take with me on the path I will walk.

I could smile because of you.

I could be strong because of you.

Now I can fly higher with these wings.

I won't forgive my big sister no matter what!

Education is love!

Please put noodles in my bag...

Kirika, you knew all about it, from the very beginning!

Boobies. That's all I can say right now.

No way! That's Gustav Zero!

No! You must not activate it!

Zashono Academy is disappearing!

Mifune!

Shinonome!