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My name's Texas. Hi. I brought you an apple.

So, what do I owe this apple for?

Well, Coach wanted me to come in here and talk to you.

As you know, my grades haven't been doing so well lately.

Oh, yes, I know.

And, well, we have the regional championship game coming up this Friday,

Coach is not going to let me play in the game unless I get my grades bumped up a

little bit.

So you want some tutoring. I can help you with that.

Honestly, I don't have time to get tutored.

We're going to be practicing every day up until the big game.

Well, that seems like a problem. How do you expect to bump up your grade if you

don't have any time for your grade?

Because our school really needs us. It's the biggest game we've had in 10 years.

And I'm a star kicker, so we really need to focus on the athletics and make this

happen.

So what it seems like to me is you're making a mockery of my class. You think

that you can just come in here because your coach told you to come in here,

thinking that I'm going to bump up your grade just because there's a big game?

That's how you think you're going to get a better grade in my class?

That smile doesn't work, honey.

In the real world, you have to work hard for things.

You can't come in here and just...

Be on your phone, on your social media, flirting with all these little girls,

thinking that you can just get your way all the time. It doesn't work that way.

You have to work hard for things in life.

Yes, ma 'am. If you want an A, you need to earn an A, Damon.

Do you know how to earn an A?

How do I earn my A?

I don't know. Do you think you can show me?

Better yet, you know what?

I'm feeling kind of generous today.

You might have caught me on an off day.

But I think I have an idea of how I could bump up your grade.

Yeah? Yeah.

But it's not going to be that easy, though.

You're going to have to put in work.

All right. I'll work hard for it. I promise.

Hard work. Of course.

Now, like I said, stand up and show a woman how you think she should be

treated. How do you think I should do it? You have an A instead of the

grade that you have.

Really cute with this apple, by the way. You thought that was going to work?

I think so.

Yeah. Are you ready to work hard?

I'm ready to work.

How about this apple bottom right here?

That is an apple bottom, yes.

Yeah.

How about you worship it, and let's see if I can boost your grade up.

Yes.

Now, don't be a fucking pussy.

I want you to, like, pull it open. There you go. Don't be gentle.

I want you to rip these pantyhose and show me why you're the captain of your

team, why your team needs you so much.

There you go.

Earn that grade.

Convince Miss Texas.

I'm going to work hard for this one.

Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

That's a good start.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just really put your face in there.

Get lost in that booty.

Get real.

You're not good, are you?

Oh, yeah, you are.

Yeah, you are.

Oh,

you work for it.

Yeah.

Boom, boom.