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Dear Utol.

I have a weakness with ER.

Drivers. construction workers. guards. those who look like porters.

They are the ones whose bodies are shaped by work.

No gym needed. but muscular. very manly.

Sh*t look up. Bro. They’re having sex.

-Wait. Stay here. Stay here. -You’re right.

-Let’s go. Bro. Someone might see us. -Wait a minute. That girl is beautiful.

-Leave them be. Let’s go. -Sh*t…

Bro.

Come on. What’s wrong with you?!

The girl’s beautiful.

-Let’s go. (inaudible) Come on. -Wait.

And now…

f*ck!

I have a new target.

It’s Allan. the construction worker.

Really. you like my Bro?

Yes. I want those Er.

Er? What do you mean Er?

-Rider. -Rider.

-Driver. -Driver.

-Constru… -Ahh someone like a snatcher. dispatcher…

-Not that! -Rapper.

-No. I want a construction worker. Like your friend. -Construction. There!

I’m a construction worker myself.

You’re not my type!

What?! You don’t like me? I’m going then.

You’re so quick to sulk.

You’re also quick to believe.

Hehe. You silly.

Well. actually you know what my friend is like… he’s very picky about women.

Very fussy. He even takes a bath for three hours.

You know he’s… he’s very strict.

He used to have girlfriends. They’ve been together for two years. just holding hands.

He never touches women often without any reason. He’s meticulous.

He’ll have your blood checked. and your hair. He’ll have everything checked.

There’s a lot more to go through.

But I’m not a finicky person like him. I even eat rotten food.

-Really? I can’t contain my emotions anymore. -Me too. I can’t help it either.

I have never tasted a construction worker before.

Of course before you taste him. I need to test drive first.

Then I will tell him if the car’s a good quality. Like that.

Before he rides it. I’ll have to check if it’s in good condition. good quality.

Are you sure you can make a way?

And of course! You’re talking to me.

Do you know. among our friends. which is over thirty. I’m the only handsome one.

Huh?! Are you kidding me?!

Okay. you’re already drunk. You’ve had a lot to drink.

What now?

Come on. I can’t help it anymore

I can’t help myself either.

Come here.

Wait. wait. Just to make it clear. I didn’t force you. We both agree to do this.

Yes. yes. Let’s go.

Dear Utol...

I didn’t know what came to me...

but the hell. why not? If I could f*ck Allan...

I would f*ck this hideous man.

I didn’t force you okay? You might tell someone that I forced you. -What?

I didn’t ‘cause I’m also an Er.

There you go.

I don’t know what to do if my wife knows about this.

I’m dead.

But this is nice.

Carpenter. snatcher. dispatcher.

-Dancer. carpenter. Ah. Fixer. -Yes. Yes. Yes!

Thank you foreman. for making me a carpenter.

Carpenter. A very good carpenter.

This is the best and unforgettable experience of a carpenter. -Yes.

Yes. Yes!

-This is the carpenter of the Philippines. -Yes!

Hammer here. hammer there. hammer everywhere.

This is the life of a carpenter -Yes! Yes! Ah.

Poured the mixture. even including the nail.

I’m exhausted.

You promised.

-What promise? -Fulfill it!

What are you talking about?

Huh? What did you say?!

What promise?

You’re pal!

Ahh. Don’t worry. I got this. No problem.

Alright. I’ll go first. I still have a contract to do.

Thank you!

Trina? Yohoo! Trina? We’re here.

My Bro’s here.

Nice! Bro! I have fulfilled my promise to you!

-Hi. -Here’s my friend.

I told you! I told you I can do it.

Come on. let’s go. Let’s go to your room.

You’re day’s done!

Wait! I’ll join!

No way!

Make sure you'll pay me bigtime.

Just make me happy.

Yes Ma’am!

At last. my fantasy came true.

He’s a good kisser.

I like the warmness of his body whilst he’s on top of me.

I don’t care even if everyone hears us now.

Sis. why would you be ashamed if you like work-ers?

They have honorable jobs.

And I heard they’re good at…

But seriously. don’t forget proper protection when you work with them. Trina.

Alright?

Cheers!

For all the workers!

How was it Ma’am? Did I pass the contract?

You did an excellent job.

Bro. we still have work tomorrow!