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Baby. I am so happy.

Baby!

Oh my God. you’re so hard!

Huh?

What’s wrong?

-I don’t know. -I’m ugly. right?

I knew it. I’m ugly now! I’m fat. right?

-No. babe! No! You haven’t been honest…!

No…no!

No. it’s not you…it’s me!

No.

I’ve seen too much.

Babe!

Wait! Babe!

Dear Bro. I have a problem.

It might be your problem. too.

Bro. I can’t stand being humiliated again.

I need a solution ASAP.

Get harder. Mark Anthony!

Get harder. Mark Anthony!

Get hard!

It was at this moment that he knew…he fucked up.

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Three days later…

One eternity later

Psst! Hey! Going through hard times? Having problems with (crows)?

Yes!

I have a solution for your (crows).

Blue pills! The solution for flaccid (crows)!

Buy your Blue Pills! Buy now!

Right here! With Blue Pills for (crows)!

The next day.

I understand that it’s “as needed”…I look like I need it. right?

Welcome back. Mark Anthony! Woooh!

So why did you call me?

Wait a minute. What if it gets soft again? You might disappoint me again.

There’s ice-cream. babe.

Ice-cream yummy…

Ice-cream good!

Here we go… So good…!

You’ll finally taste Mark Anthony!

Ohhh…yes!

You may call me Zuma!

Ahhh. Zuma!

Mark Anthonyyyy!

I’m Zuma!

ce-cream yummy…!

Ice-cream good…!

You so fucking good. Mark Anthony!

E.R. Huh?

Mark Anthony doesn’t want to get soft anymore.

Dear Bro. I was like Zuma. Just as strong and just as hard!

I just want to be the best boyfriend for…for Beth.

But I ended up in the Emergency Room.

But had I not done this. Beth would have left me for a hotter stud.

Bro. I’m sure that if you popped the pills like candy...

You’d end up either in the ER or the morgue.

Remember. men have two heads.

Use the one up there more often than the one below.

Till next time. Cheers!

Time to dance.