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Previously on Below Deck Med... I hurt my knee last night. Our chef injured

himself. There will be... No chef? No chef?

Is this your first boat? First big place. Is that jet ski tied onto

I forgot to tie the jet ski.

Just an idiot. Get on the flight, please.

A boat with no dishwasher.

I have fried brains right now. Hey, Mom.

A couple months ago, my dad died. It's making the job 600 times harder.

Matthew better be back. Is he going to be back to do, like, a platter? I need

talk to Sandy.

I'd love to come back when you start fresh.

Yeah. Is Matthew capable of continuing in the charter season?

You're stepping right in my pile. Don't worry about it. Just tell Matt I want

more lamb pops. Yeah, he's plating some more lamb now. You don't touch anything

until you're sure the guests are done.

Focus on putting the lamb on the plate.

You can't talk to me like you're the boss. I'm in charge of you. I know.

again. Never again. Get out. Oh, happy birthday, Z. Happy birthday, daddy.

I definitely have a crush on Courtney.

The other side of Z is coming out.

See, I swept a pile of dirt and she stood it. Okay, okay. But then I told

We're working with people who we wouldn't even speak to in normal

You wouldn't speak to me in normal circumstances?

You wouldn't speak to me. Let's not talk about it. When you get people that

clash, then it causes comedy. And you're not the most nice people.

You wouldn't speak to me.

And you're not the person I'd speak to.

Americans are so dramatic.

I think fifth chartering will hate each other the most.

Matthew is a poke the bear person that doesn't know when to, like, chill out. I

think he feels as if we're still mad at him. And really, we're just trying to

blow up steam as we drop a charter gas off.

I can't do this now. I really can't. Like, so anyway.

This is one thing I'm hated about. This is a hierarchy thing. Like, I respect

it.

I don't like people that take the hierarchy card and take the piss out of

basically. They're on their own with this one.

This is bullshit.

Until something's a little bit more serious, maybe I'll have something to

But right now, I don't care.

I actually never wanted to become a chief steward because there's such a

about being a chief steward. Everyone's like, oh, she's going to be a bitch.

She's going to be a bitch. It's because so many chiefs choose to be bitches.

I'm just not that person. You can be a good human and work on your name.

Anyway. So anyway, daddy.

Okay, let's do it. Yeah, baby.

Okay.

I honestly don't know if he's going to murder us.

I think he will take me out first.

Don't stand in the center.

He's just like, all the crayons in his box are dollars. He doesn't get

it.

Like all of his cycles are dead.

You can stay on your knees if you want.

Yes, please.

Anyway, yeah. I'll stay on until this is his birthday.

Whoa, happy birthday, Z.

You can take, like, whales out of the girl, but you can't take the girl out of

whales.

That's my American accent.

Y 'all, let's go, daddy.

Did you ever think, like, that side of the table is probably like, damn, those

girls are old.

I have made the credit section.

Once. Have you? Once.

It's a vibe thing, right?

Like, if you have a vibe with someone, then you're like, yeah. It's important.

It's very important.

The first day, you were terrifying.

Really? Like, I was, like, very, like, shy and nervous when I came on. So,

I wanted to be, like, much more. Yeah, you were. Now it's opening up.

Would you like to be part of the Get Loose, Get Goose deck band TikTok?

We're going to be like... You

sound like a little f***ing

dirty, like, MC.

One of my nicknames is Goose.

This is for my darling.

But I'm really like... Being my best mate, I have a weird obsession with

So we have a little tattoo.

We work together around Europe. Had a little chant about getting loose,

Goose. The Goose gets loose, that's the night out.

Yo, Louis.

You know. Yo, let's go, daddy.

Can we have a dance party in the master? Master Kevin, Master Kevin. Party in

the master.

I'm going to be disciplined if you don't tell me.

No, no, no, no, no.

Thank you for y 'all.

Happy birthday.

If you feel this on the carpet, I will pity you. Yeah, yeah.

I want to mix it up. Everyone always parties in the jacuzzi on Sunday.

So yeah, mask the cabinet is.

I'll be the one cleaning it, so if I regret it, it's on me, right?

to teach myself how to twerk when I was like 16. By watching YouTube videos,

I've shifted my room in my pajamas and honestly twerk way more than anybody who

should have ever twerked on their own.

It was just something that I wanted to be able to do because it's cool.

Happy birthday, Daddy!

Yo, let's get a birthday cake. Yeah! Yeah! I don't know where candles are,

should we just bring it up to him? Yes, Daddy!

What's most important is you're happy about that.

So excited. You are amazing. Thank you, Danny.

I'm falling off now.

We're going to have to go without this.

I'm going to lose a maiden.

I mean, obviously, she's my boss, so the negative is you go for it, it doesn't

work out, and then you might be left with this awkward kind of, ooh, like,

No, I don't want to. Honestly, now you have to.

But if you don't go, you never know.

what what's going on three you guys should have sex

coming up i'm riding high and i'm just in a great mood nothing can go

wrong and it's going to be the best day ever

Pull it together, MC.

I was not expecting that kiss.

Now, Dranksy is fed rowdy.

You're on a day of fucking amazing cheese stew, mate.

You're bad.

Okay, babe, bye.

Where are you going? To the gym, Matt.

Yeah. Yeah.

Matt. Yeah.

We went for a wee. Tonight was fun, right?

Did you have a great birthday?

No, I think he died. Genuinely?

You're going to laugh.

Seriously been drinking way too much, but it is what it is.

I haven't drunk in anything.

Is that even a word? I didn't drink anything else.

Okay, Mom, I'm going to call you later. I'm going to bed because it's late.

Oh, I'm so f***ing tired.

Does she not support your decision?

My mom is like a old school person.

Drink, you're going to hell.

You do anything else, you're just going to go to hell.

Now, my mom is also a strict Christian as well. I think she's just holding on

me because my dad, like, just passed away, so she's just like, I have to keep

control over you. Your dad just passed away? Like, within a year?

Like, three months ago.

Holy sh**, Lexi. Yeah.

I'm so, like, unstable.

Are you okay?

I'm really sorry about your dad.

That's very sudden. You don't have to be okay.

I'm okay.

He's watching you.

He's your baby's fan. Oh, he was.

He really was.

Dad's a loser.

Hey, big boy. How are you? I feel like a bag of dicks.

I'm dying. Why did we drink so much?

It'll kill me.

Deck crew, can you meet me on the main deck aft? Copy that.

How are you, boys?

Good, thanks. How are you? Good, thank you.

Katie? Oh, hey.

What up?

All right, so today, pay attention to master cabin windows and bridge windows,

please.

I want to seem helpful, but not overly helpful.

I do want to be helpful, but not in a, like, I'm into you. Like, let me be

helpful. So it's like, come closer, but stay far.

Definitely, definitely, definitely. You've got to give the whore a real good

rinse today.

Sweet.

How's it going, Daddy?

Stop it.

Last night.

What do you remember? What don't you remember? I remember, I literally

it all.

Z, how are you feeling?

A little bit of demons.

Are you a cuss?

Zee. Yeah, I heard that. When did you kiss Zee?

We kissed last night.

What? No, we kissed last night.

No, we didn't.

More than one.

Oh, my God.

Are you in love now, Zee? Love at first sight. Love at first night.

Boat romances. Watch out. They're dangerous.

Malia, Katie, and Matthew, meet me in the crew mats for our pregnancy meeting.

Copy that.

Thank you.

Oh!

Roy Orbison Jr. and his wife, Osa, repeat charter guests.

I love his dad. Big fan.

Along with their two toddlers, Roy III, age 4, and Bo, age 2.

Joining the Orbisons are their friends from Sweden and their nanny, Rebecca.

Are they kicked out?

Do they like us for some martini?

No, they're super chilled, actually.

This group is looking forward to plenty of non -alcoholic beer and champagne so

the non -drinkers can feel like part of the fun. The whole group, including the

young boys, are looking forward to jet skis and spending time on all of the

water toys whenever possible.

This will be a shorter charter, so let's make every minute count.

Weather's going to be incredible, actually.

When we have shorter charters with returning guests, it's like jam -packed,

the crew really have to be on their toes.

All right, cool. All right, thank you, guys. Thank you.

Cool.

I need two cribs for our next trip.

Hi. Morning.

Walk it up, please.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Not going to bring it up in any sense.

And we were wondering if it's possible to get a few musicians to perform for

guests. Cool. Thank you very much.

All crew, all crew, provisions on the dock.

Who's ready for even more provisions?

Where are these going?

Laundry.

Can you bring that downstairs, please? Everything.

Well, you need to be outside so you can tell us where things go.

Yo, stop it. I'm the boss of the way food gets put away. You need to be

so we know where it's going.

You're so argumentative about nothing.

Before I joined the boat, I started this list of things that bothered me. Like,

Matthew is going to be at the top of the list.

There you go.

Coming up. You're

going to be on meds? Oh, cool. Because I want you to take on service.

It's cool to give Courtney experience, but, like, third do generally is laundry

bits.

I'm going to strangle Matt.

The sky lounge, just the floor, and then just fingerprint the boat.

Okay, do a step on the hose.

Looking good. Go get some food, change.

Hey, things are looking good. You good?

Yeah. I feel like I'm going to make myself look nice and I never have time

make myself look nice.

Nobody now is going to fall in love with me.

Too late, he said.

I like you just the way you are.

All crew, all crew, please get into your whites and let's meet on the dock in 30

minutes.

Everyone's looking sharp.

Okay,

so, shift.

You're going to be on this.

Oh, cool.

I want you to do the service and that.

Okay, amazing.

Lexi, I'll have you on lunch, and then for the rest of the trip, I will have

as early girl. And I'll do, like... Okay.

I don't mind breakfast at all, and it's cool to give Courtney experience, but,

like, third food generally is laundry bit. We'll keep turning laundry, but I

think we'll just prioritize that today, so that's, like, done. All right, we

can, uh...

So we'll do the same thing as last time. I'm going to do a tour. You guys do the

drinks. Yeah.

Here they come.

Oh, so cute.

Little gremlins.

Go ahead. Here, Roy, Roy.

Hi. Oh.

Hello.

Great to see you again. I'm Katie.

Hey, Katie. I'm Roy.

Lexi. Hi, Roy. Nice to meet you again.

Nice to meet you. Hi.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you guys.

Welcome back. I'm so happy to have you. Our chief stewardess is going to take

you on board and show you around. And then we're going to get underway to your

first anchorage. I'm all right, right.

Would you like a glass of champagne or non -alcoholic?

Yes, can I have this one? Thank you. All right.

Holy hell.

We can talk you up if you like.

Yes.

Holy.

Bye -bye, May guys.

So this is our sun deck. We have a very big jacuzzi up here. Oh, this is great.

And this is our sun deck ass. This is a cool little loungy area, too.

I think that's it.

So this is our twin cabin.

This might be your bed.

You have to look out the window to tell us there's no sharks or anything.

So this is our primary cabin.

Oh, yeah.

We can start bringing the festival in now.

This is where Captain Sandy will be driving the boat from.

Look at this.

How do we do beep beep?

We're going to press that. It's going to be loud.

That was so good.

Get ready on that one, but you're not going to take it off just yet.

Where is the champagne?

Oh, I'll bring it up for you.

Okay, we're removing the starboard bow.

Starboard bow clear.

You good? Yeah. Can I release this?

No, no, definitely not. No.

How's our poor bow looking?

Poor bow clear.

Okay, Malia, you can start freeing up your lines back there. Copy. All right.

Now that one.

So you feel like a bit of a burden because everybody else is so much more

experienced than I do. I'm like, if I don't ask, I'm never going to get to

I need to be.

And I think Malia is very understanding of that. That's all lines on, all lines

on.

swing clear to swing i'm all set thank you very much there you go thank you

thank you all right will you always wear

that when you're on deck every time you go outside while you wear it okay oh no

that one's gonna stay down in the double cabin okay one two three four

five i'm setting up lunch now that's what i'm doing Whatever.

What is that boat?

Tinkerbell and Peter Pan!

Save us! Tinkerbell and Peter Pan?

If I was a crib, how would I be put up?

I've been a nanny like a few times. I should be able to handle it, but no.

Help me!

All crew, is anybody available to help me with this crib in the lower guest

feed? Yeah, I can come down now, cool.

Can I get you something else?

Yes, I have more of this.

You need your alcohol and start a party.

Do you mind if I stand up here? I don't mind. We can leave a lookout.

I love learning on the job.

Very determined, and I've taken that throughout my life. I used to be

to play tennis when I was younger.

Playing every single day, having no weekends, no evenings.

Played in the training courts at Wimbledon, and then decided to give it

I just wanted to be a kid for a bit. You driving, Lloyd?

Yeah,

I'm done.

Just stand on the bottom to keep it on the floor.

Oh, my God, you're a real -life daddy.

It's Uncle Z again.

I'm boat happy, and the boat's wobbling a little. I'm feeling it already.

Whenever you guys are ready, we can start with lunch. All right. No rush, no

rush. Just whenever you're ready.

All right.

We're at 26 meters here, so you're going to go down to four shackles. Four

shackles, copy. Go ahead, drop it.

I'm really excited about this charter. I can make up for my rocky start.

And also their style of eating is my style of cooking. They like healthy.

like light. And they've got kids on board.

They're just fun energy.

We're good, Lloyd. Thank you.

This is what?

Bibb lettuce salad with pomegranate and balsamic.

pasta for you.

Here's a little yummy, yummy spaghetti.

We've got a bit lettuce salad with pomegranate and balsamic vinaigrette.

I love kids. I definitely want kids. Like, for me, having a child is way more

important than marriage. Like, I f***ing love kids, just not on a yacht when I'm

the one that has to clean up. We've got marinated grilled chicken.

I mean, yeah.

Whoa, thank you.

All right.

Use it.

Make this platform look Gucci.

All right, ready?

Release the beast.

Matt really rolled out the carpet today. Yeah.

So good. You did really good.

Go get changed, and then I'll stop out with you. Are you good for a minute?

Yeah, I'm good. Cool.

This line, if they can't, worst friend.

Yeah, do this bad boy.

How was lunch? Lunch was amazing. Everything has been amazing so far. See

later. Bye -bye.

I think Matthew has got his head around it. I think the first starter, he needed

to find his feet in the galley. He needed, I don't know, but whatever

did, I'm happy Matthew is where he is.

The kids loved it.

Oh, my God, they love their food.

Awesome. It's always good when the first meal goes well.

It just gives you that confidence and you keep it going.

I'm on my game today. I'm riding high on knowing everyone loves my food.

I am just in a great mood. Nothing can go wrong, and it's going to be the best

day ever.

I'm not crying because you left me here.

I've just been cutting onions and eating them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

The dial goes to zero, but nine is next to it. I thought I flipped it to zero

and I flipped it to nine. And I had grapeseed oil in my hand.

Close one there, boys.

It could have been way worse.

I just react, you know?

Internally panic after.

I'm in with a beer in my hand every second.

Can I get you any drinks or anything? Can I have a Stella please?

A Stella? Can I have a Moscow Mule? Yep, anything for you ladies.

You're all good?

Perfect. Thanks so much.

It's so nice of Katie to obviously let me do this.

The thing I'm most worried about is tripping or falling with the plates or

something landing on someone.

When I worked in a cafe when I was like 16, I poured boiling hot water out of a

teapot onto a customer's lap.

Yeah, it was really bad. The guy did not think it was funny.

Thank you, thank you. And could I just please have some boiled water?

Yeah, of course.

The wind's going to start howling.

Courtney, Courtney, you can go on break now, thank you.

That was smart.

Copy. How you doing? You got a second? We could talk. Yeah, I can do that. All

right. You want to go in the bridge?

Okay, well, we got to try to do the slide.

I need to double check what time those musicians are coming. Between six and

seven. Sweet. I'll pull those tables out, have a look at them.

Oh. I have to dock because the wind's going to start blowing.

And we're coming in the port at night then.

Okay. Yeah, and we won't be making the dock if we don't make the dock. Yeah,

okay. Look at this. Oh, God.

We're not doing it right now, are we? There's nothing like the prison.

Oh, God. He got stuck there. Oh, my God.

Here, Bo. Now you've got a life jacket and a helmet.

Now run free.

Run in.

I'm going in.

Kisses.

Go in.

I've got to see if Mommy's here.

Roy Orbison seems to have a really cool pun, Dad. My dad's not my best mate.

I've got the best video of his dance moves. They're worse than mine. He

puts some reggae music on, and then you see him just like... But it's the whole

time. He like punches the air, and he's like... He's in a pod.

Bridge, bridge, that's two jet skis away with two adults, two children.

Thank you.

I'm so happy that the guests are happy.

It's always good when the first meal goes well. It's a good start to a trip.

I mean, you're the boss of the galley.

You need to be outside so you can... Stop it. I'm the boss of the way food

put away.

Look at that, like a pro.

Come here.

Did you have an awesome time out there?

Yeah? What is it now, Rebecca and Christina?

Yay!

You want to watch Mom go?

Yeah. Okay.

so I can watch your child.

Okay.

Yo, Lloyd, you want to help me bring crew lunch down?

And does anyone know what type of soup it is?

Tom yum.

Oh, yeah. I know. Bye, Brian.

Oh, my God.

Is it okay? Your food for the crew is beyond. Ugh.

Thank you. You guys are too kind.

I'm so happy your knee's okay. I know, me too.

And Mommy's back.

Mommy's a crazy drunk. That was so fun. Mommy also was going full throttle.

You going up?

Yep. Oh, thank you.

We are going into port later because it's going to pick up wind.

So the musicians are coming between 6 and 7.

Can the kids see at 6 o 'clock? Perfect.

Okay, let's do the slide.

I'm trying to be drunken.

It's a conscious choice, guys. I'm going ahead of you now. I'm obviously the

farthest along at the moment, but I'm trying to do that. I've gotten

with the boat and the people, and you guys are great.

Jesus.

Oh, my gosh.

Can I get you anything else? What?

I'll do a Moscow Mule. Moscow Mule is on the way. Can I have a Moscow Mule?

Yes. For tonight, we're going to have some musical guests between 6 and 7, and

then after that, we're going to be heading into port tonight. We will have

nighttime docking.

So what time is the actual dinner? Nine? Nine. The performers will be ready by 6

.30. They're not actually performing on the boat.

I can set that up. Just give me the table and everything.

Yeah. Decorate the table.

Just strike like a tablecloth on it.

The flowers.

Mini bar.

One platform.

Coke. Do you do that? And then do you want to start in lingerie? So Courtney

step up.

Common sense can really kick in here. Like, if you want to give someone

experience, I had to learn. I didn't do any courses someone had to show me, but

they showed me not doing charter season.

That's not the right time to train someone on charter at all.

Do you want to go on a break now?

Okay, yeah, I'm going.

I'll see you soon.

Come on.

That's it now.

So the kids are going to eat around 6, right? Yeah, get some pizza.

Oh, my God.

It's so fun cooking for kids. Who doesn't love pizza and pasta and kids

ordered off the kids menu the last time I stayed at a resort.

Thank you.

It's fun, but it's difficult to coordinate from crew dinner to guest

that's multi -course.

I find that I thrive under pressure.

It's when I have too much time to think about things that I struggle.

There you are. You can find me on Insta.

scuba diving yeah that's me like scuba diving on a previous boat it was

a really not very nice working environment not supportive and not

coming into this environment is is eye -opening thanks for accepting my friend

Cheese and pepperoni.

Uh -oh. Oh, my gosh. Is it yummy, yummy, delicious pizza?

Yeah.

You two want to roll? I'll just quickly let them fall for this.

Some light reading? Yeah, just reading.

That's like human names on there.

Can I see it?

Oh, my God.

No, don't call me. Am I on there? No, you're not on there.

An idle mind is a dangerous mind.

I was idle. I was like, let's see all the people who wronged me.

Oh.

When you win pageants, like, you have the most evilest people.

So these are names.

It kind of makes me want to sleep with one eye open.

They're going to see my success one day and wish they were nice to me.

That was a long burn list, girl. Yeah.

The.

Do you want me to get changed and come back up, or do you want me to just go

back down to the laundry? You can get changed, and I'll just give you a

Yeah, no worries.

Quickly, but rarely. Quickly, but yeah, but not that quickly.

Cool, yeah.

Dave, you got a little soft spot for anyone?

Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on. I ain't going to tell him who I'm into.

We might be competing for the same girl.

With my information, I ain't going to get them.

It's very limited on options, isn't it? Well, what did we learn at sexual

harassment training?

That the supervisors are behind you.

What was that, Lloyd?

We were talking about who we like.

I'm going to do a dick check.

It's quite embarrassing.

Hey, Malia, because of social distancing, they're going to go there,

you'll need to free up those cleats so you can tie the vessel off of it.

Okay, we can do that. Yeah. So the vessel will sit off our stern, and we'll

it tied up, and they can enjoy it from down there. Yeah. Cool.

Social distancing concert.

Right after the haul anchor. All right, we'll make it happen.

What a nice table.

Mike is still over there.

Oh, croak, croak.

I believe the musicians have arrived.

Katie, Katie, where do you want them to stay?

Well, they're not allowed on the boat, so they have to stay at the stern of the

boat, don't they?

I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. Yeah, they do. They just have to be on

standby until the guests are ready. So how am I supposed to know? I don't read.

I'm not a Cleo here.

Coming up.

Oh, my God.

See how she thinks she is?

Uh, yeah.

Go to bed now.

Oh, it's only, it's only the second. Right, right, right.

the 30s when the performance is supposed to happen.

Do they understand?

20 minutes?

Okay, awesome. Thank you.

Yeah, we can just tie it.

Oh, oh.

Oh, that's them. Are we going now? Yeah, we'll go down there.

Yeah, I should probably pay you. Yeah, so go use the restroom and then we'll

meet here in five minutes. That's it.

First we meet in here, Roy. Just sit down here, baby. Pew, pew, pew, pew,

Can I invite the dancers onto the yacht now?

Someone tell me.

They're not allowed on the boat. That's the whole purpose of them being on

another boat. Yeah, like I'm not invited here.

With Katie, managing situation is not her strong suit.

Are you ready?

Yeah. Should we go? I really don't like when I don't know what I'm doing. And

these musicians are staring at us and I don't have any answers to give them. So

it's an awkward stare off. Yeah, on our way.

Yeah.

I'm so confused.

You can play. You can start playing, yes.

Go. Oh, here we go.

Oh, yeah. I'd like one of those, yeah.

Mmm.

I'll have a ticket. Thanks so much.

It's magic of Croatia.

It's magic.

I love children.

I like everything.

I'm sturdy.

The best night ever.

It's actually starting to sound lit now. Okay. Keep on going.

Yay. Can I get a witness?

Thank you.

It's amazing.

You are down, sir. See you at 8 o 'clock.

Copy that.

Fish sauce and ketchup. Fish sauce here.

Although I've had so much experience private cooking, I didn't have formal

training, and I know the clients I'm cooking for have eaten at the best

restaurants in the world.

So I'm never confident that it's, like, at that standard.

Steffi, how many plates are we pulling? I'll grab the plates. You're grabbing

them yourself?

Awesome.

We don't have the plates.

He said he's picking the plates.

Sorry, I'm talking to myself.

It's so embarrassing.

David always smells so good.

Evening. How are you? Ready to go again.

That's good.

You too?

Yeah, good.

How's it been on deck?

It's been quite good.

Yeah, I've been learning a lot.

Everybody's actually been super patient with me. I only know everything by the

day of the last charter.

Really?

It's been good.

That's like me with service, though.

I still can't believe that that happened.

If you need a hand, give us a chance.

We'll go.

I think we'll be fairly quiet tonight.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Becca, where's your drink? Look, Lexi is in our life again.

We got Lexi and David, and Victor has a crush on David.

I just said he smelled good. He does, but he's not right.

Someone's got a crush on David.

Who?

You?

Thanks. You are good for now with a drink?

I have no idea, but I suppose I need another. Can I actually have a virgin

champagne? Yes.

These two are going to bed. You're going to be tired. You've had a big day.

Yeah, we're not going to last very long, any of us.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Roy, Roy. Nay, nay, nay.

I'm coming.

Oh, wait.

I'm taking Roy down with Becca.

Night, night. Go to bed, everybody.

You want to turn the laundry? And then jump into Kevin's. Copy.

Hi, do you want to come up for dinner?

Yeah, sure.

Thank you.

Bye.

Everybody, if you've ever worked on, we've always rotated.

I've never been on a boat that's been a separate interior or service.

I like doing laundry and service.

I'm not big on housekeeping, so I'm sure some girls feel the same way.

But at the end of the day, we have a boat to run. This is part of the

department. If you have a problem, don't be a yachtie.

Go.

Let's sit down. Yeah, we can sit down. We can actually do it.

Oh, it's like ancient decoration. Like full moon party.

It is nearly a full moon party.

Would anyone like wine with dinner?

Yeah, I can have some red wine. Red? Okay, what do you want?

Something like more than that.

Okay, a double vodka red bull and a champagne.

Double Farina Branca. Sure. And I'm probably swimming in the ocean before we

to sleep.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Is dinner going out now? Yeah.

KT, do you want me on standby in the galley?

Please, I'm just making some drinks.

I'm not

even

trying to be silly. I'm going to be swimming before I go to bed.

Gelly, gelly. I'll be about two minutes.

All right. Hurry up and wait. I mean, I can order three or four of those, too.

It's a party night.

Here you go.

A drink of non -alcoholic is great.

Good.

Okay,

that was wonderful.

Sorry. Hey, you just ordered four different drinks off me before dinner.

worries. Chicken at six.

When I first started in yachting, I had only really had like basic service

training before. The other side of it was actually really scary for me because

laundry can be so overwhelming. And when you're green and you've got no idea

what you're doing, holy shit, it can turn into a show real quick.

So this person first?

Yeah. My teacher was amazing at the time and she left me in the deep end, which

I think is the best way to learn. It sets like the foundation for every other

boat you're going to be on afterwards.

I'm so old.

Are you saying that we can't go in the water?

You have chicken satay with a papaya salad.

Chicken satay. It's so good, I dig in right away. They can barely put it down.

So good.

I want

more of this chicken.

So good.

I could not notice.

It's at the point where you maybe go to bed right now. I'm about to jump off the

second floor balcony for fun.

I thought they're not big drinkers. It's a family.

Boy, was I wrong.

Happy time.

Happy time.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I love you. Oh,

happy time.

It's at the point where you maybe go to bed. I'm about to jump off the second

floor balcony.

What's up, Z?

I'm going to get prepared.

Why are you so nervous about a human line?

Just to get it wrong.

I don't know why. You're going to be fine.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I love you.

Katie, Katie, cut.

Okay.

Her glasses is broke. I hope she knows that she did that.

We're here in the galley and we're chilling with daddy. We got a lot going

but we're feeling so sweaty.

We're eating lots of food but we ain't getting married. Courtney's on service

tonight which is a refreshing change.

Now we're getting fat and we don't give a Larry.

I fucking love Courtney. She brings the best vibes.

She's a little ditzy but she's hilarious.

Malia, Malia, Sandy, hauling the anchor. Five minutes.

Copy. All right, stick up anchor. Then we're heading in. Is everyone prepped?

Ready? I'm going to the bathroom.

Yeah, do that.

It's annoying.

As soon as we took a break, we can throw fenders.

I have to go to that.

Yeah, go, Jonah. Can you hear him?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

What a hand of new.

I think someone should clean this toilet.

Okay. Yeah, he'll be everywhere except... Okay. Thank you for letting us

I can do it.

I'll do it.

That's my job.

That's my job. That's my job.

Poor Courtney. She was on service for a hot minute and now she's back to the

day.

No.

No! When was the last time you were tickled by a grown -up man?

All right, let's get prepped on the anchors.

Coming in at night is always tricky because visibility is limited.

Start hauling the anchor. Got more wind coming.

Blue on deck. Your confidence builds each time you go through a docking.

Well, after it goes successfully, I guess. I can go home.

Thank you. Woo!

We get in the pool and get in again.

We're having a fun time.

And current's wicked.

Captain Saini, you've got Lloyd on the bow.

All right, Lloyd, keep a lookout.

Copy, Captain. I think it should be this line first. I'm switching to the port

wing station.

Port Dolphin is lined up 35 feet and closing. Just line me up in the hole.

Copy. Just do the same thing you did last time.

I'm petrified. I just want to make that detrimental.

Dark, dark. Nice.

It's more than I thought it would be.

Do you have eyes on the starboard dolphin?

I do. Thank you.

Can we actually come which way? Meat always goes at six.

Okay. So whatever in doubt, meat at six. We need some more water, right?

Oh, God, the food is coming.

Hey, baby, here's the food.

We have duck on a bed of rice noodles.

What if I don't embarrass myself?

What if I just eat this food and go to bed?

Sweet potato and topped with a tamarind sauce.

Oh, my God, it's like Christmas.

Can I have another champagne and another Fanta Branca?

No.

I was going with what she said.

I was going to pretend I didn't hear that drink order. Correct choice. That

the correct choice.

Yeah,

I'd see it. Should I just jump off the boat over in that corner?

That'd be great. You'd opt into it. Slight bump to port.

Hey, guys, are we ready on our heaving line?

Yeah. Our second time coming into the berth, relatively new crew working

together. The second time actually on the arc, throwing that heaving line, and

he needs to make this throw, you know, shrouded by darkness, which puts added

pressure on everyone.

30 feet, closing.

This is what the women want. So, okay.

Grab him.

We're on the second choice.

Second turn lines across.

Slight kick support.

I don't like this. Oh, it's only, it's only, it's only the second shift. Right,

right, that's not it. Please, please, I mean, why is this a problem?

What's happening? No, no. It isn't. Go to bed now, I'm serious. Go to bed now.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Balia. Keep the line out of the water, please.

Go to bed now. Are you saying I should jump over there? Hold on. Pull that

pull that line. I'm going in the water. What the?

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Oh, no.

Next on Below Deck Men.

Thank you, Daddy.

I did not think he had that in him.

I'm impressed.

We have three guests that are up. They want to eat now.

I got to wait for Katie. Can you get Katie?

Katie is asleep.

I am the breakfast girl.

So I can't get Katie.

You do crew lunch, right?

Yeah, you have to.

Bullshit. No days off. No hours of rest.

That is part of your job.

Nope.

I haven't even jerked off in like a month. Matt, shut the f*** up. Find some

assholes to be your chef.

I'm packing.

I want to get on a plane. Good luck. You're a f***ing asshole.

I'm done. I'm done. You're off my f***ing face.

You're a f***ing dickhead right now.

I'm done being nice.