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Previously on Below Deck Mad... My knee is so... I can't do this.

Our chef injured himself.

We are leaving him at the dock. There will be... No chef? No chef?

We're... Oh my god, how the f*** is this being served? I'm a stupid elf. That

sucks.

Tuna Moses?

Yes. Shot of Café Patron?

I want a shot as well.

Two Café Patron?

I'm like a pretty laid back Kiwi, but sometimes I turn into a stressed outfit,

so you know, whatever, I'm not perfect.

I have a love -hate relationship with cheap stories.

Is that jet ski tied on to something?

I don't think it is.

When someone comes to me with an injury, I cannot

determine whether they're injured or not. I have to follow protocol.

I was going to go drag his ass back here.

I am so sorry for the start of this trip.

Breeze it.

No bow have I ever witnessed this mother.

Woo!

Green brulee!

Tomorrow's the week.

Keep forgetting we have a wedding still.

Chill the f*** out! You are drunk as s***. Look at you. I'm not marrying you.

Good, I don't want to marry you. I'm going to call her right now.

Good. I don't want to marry you.

I'm done. I'm not marrying you. I'm going to town right now.

They're

in

the master.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't know.

I don't know.

We're like running up and down in between cabins.

I don't want to marry you.

Hopefully tomorrow goes well.

Yeah, that's going to be shit.

Good night, ladies.

Good night.

Oh, crew, that is Malia down for the night. Thank you for everything.

Have the best night ever.

I'm going to go down so I can get up early. Yeah, yeah.

How was Carly's show?

Oh yeah, that's right.

I saw it through a portal.

Do you know what the game plan is today? Not entirely.

Morning.

Morning. Nice job in London, by the way.

On the last boat, I didn't really do much guest time, just because I was

new on there anyway, so I was more housekeeping. But I want to be in

because it's definitely not a social job down there.

They went in their cabin.

They were fighting.

The couple that's going to get married today.

See if their plans are still on.

So that's when the fighting starts to start.

Very optimistic approach.

Yeah, sorry.

I'm not the biggest fan of relationships.

Do I need to change that?

Stunning. Courtney's stunning.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How are you?

Another day in paradise. It's a big day.

That's right. It's a dumb day. That was an interesting night.

Clearly.

What's up for Gary? I think she's in the room right now.

What's the vibe?

when you go out there, but we can start going with stuff.

Okay.

I remember my animal.

We saw Craigslist and Nick Drain and Train. What's happening out there? You

doing vibe checks?

Vibe check.

Eggs Benedict with ham.

Pretty excited about this. Holy chihuahua. Clint, what should we do

You guys should, like, get married today.

Hey. Hey,

bud.

Yeah, baby.

We'll give you life.

Ready for today?

Yeah, well.

This is a pretty awkward moment.

Obviously, I'm aware they had an argument the night before and they're

get married today. So I need to cut the bullshit and figure out, am I planning a

wedding or not?

Do you guys want to make a plan for today?

As long as these two tie the knot, everything else will be good. Like a

ceremony. Perfect. It's going to be a great day.

I was kind of hoping I wouldn't have to do it, but love conquers all, right?

Right?

Delivery. We have a delivery arriving.

Oh, where is it?

Is that a cake?

Oh, my God.

Okay, you have it? You want me to take it? I got it.

Honestly.

I'm in pressure.

This is a wedding cake. This is a lot of responsibility, and I'm so comfortable

with it. Okay, guys, do you want a cake?

I've got a wedding cake.

All right, can someone bring it down to the walk -in, please?

On my first full day waking up with guests on the boat, it's an intense

of work I have. At least I get to order the cake, but it makes me feel very

anxious.

Clint, will you come here?

So,

yeah, ceremony bit four, so canapes maybe around five -ish, and then I'm

guessing dinner around eight -nine, okay?

I was going to do, like, a course out dinner with, like, a scallop course.

Because it's like a wedding, you know? All right, yeah. Okay. Thank you.

Whoa!

Yeah. Five minutes till anchors up.

Yeah, that's it. Close up the platform.

Okay, you can haul the anchor. Anchor is off the bottom, approaching the

waterline.

Thank you, Tom. Thank you.

So this is 25 knots of wind. I don't like it.

Hey! Yo, the vibers! The ultimate cousin!

It's quite chubby interior chef department. You're going to feel it.

Oh yeah.

My cake.

Oh God.

Yeah. I'm not bringing you while it's like this.

It waves right here.

Wrong way. Are you ready for this wedding day? Oh my gosh.

Ready as you can be to do a wedding alone.

When you think wedding, you think like elaborate. And it's a lot of pressure

when you're responsible for everything all on your own. On a yacht, people have

high expectations.

This is my redemption meal. I picked the wrong day to go back.

Molly, it's Katie. If you're free, can you just pop in the bridge?

Copy. Copy.

Right, I have news.

Unfortunately for us, the weather has ended our shore experience and the

fireworks. Totally sucks for us and the client, but we have to do it on the

boat. Main deck is, like, the most protected. Yeah. We'll get the archway.

And they just make it really pretty. I think it's two hours to set up. Gives me

time to practice.

I just read it over.

It's pretty good.

I am so nervous that I have to officiate this wedding. I've never done it

before. I do a lot of public speaking.

But this is like, honestly, my palms are sweating.

We'll do a light set up, but we'll mostly be hands -on for you guys. Yeah,

please. Yeah, please.

Thank you.

All right. Let's do this, guys.

Woo! I'm sweating.

Tomorrow's drop -off day, right? Yeah.

Can we drop the anchor?

Copy. Dropping anchor.

Can someone stand up? Stand by?

Yep.

Someone stand by to watch.

I actually like having someone that's green because you get to help teach

and that can be fun when you have the time. Just walk it out, yeah.

A little more.

So you're watching which direction it's facing.

Long stay, 11 o 'clock.

I've just spoken to Captain Sandy, and it's...

It's going to have to be down here.

I meant to always say yes in my job, but this time I'm going to say no. Well,

then we're just going to take deep breaths and that'll be cool.

The ceremony's going to be on the main deck up.

Let's smash this out.

I mean, this also looks horrible.

I know.

No, you're just looking at it wrong.

How long have you guys been single?

A year and a half.

Basically my whole life. I tried the relationship on a boat and that was it.

Why didn't you guys like it? She cheated on me mid -season.

With someone else on the boat?

Yeah. Oh, my God. So I did like two, three months on board with him and her.

So I think probably what is a long -running issue is that, you know, nice

finish last thing. With my work life, with personal life, with all this.

My girlfriend said that I was too nice, and she felt like she could do anything

and get away with it. So she cheated on me and was like, but you still want to

be with me, right? And I was like, obviously.

Damn.

I had it bad.

Interior,

interior. We're handing up an arch. Will one of you run up and two of us will

hand it up?

Oh, yeah. Look at us go.

Holy shit. Oh, it's 3 o 'clock.

Appreciate you, man.

Appreciate you too.

When I was at university, I really wanted to be a wedding planner.

Really? I studied event management and I always thought about going into

weddings, which is weird because...

I don't really want to get married myself, but with Jack, we were so in

Like, you know, I really thought I'd meet my soulmate, but I'm kind of glad

didn't get married because as much as I love Jack, he can be a f***ing

nightmare. He just got my face on his arm, so it's the same thing, pretty

It's a bigger commitment.

Who knew he would be a wedding coordinator's bartender?

What's happening? Am I doing hors d 'oeuvres ashore or on board?

What made you think they were going ashore? Uh, that was the original plan.

You're preparing food on board.

You hear me?

No. Should I put stones?

Sprinkle them in from about here to take away from the thinness. Look at you!

You're a little intuitive.

I'm cold.

I'm a little stiffness.

Oh my god, I love them!

Yeah, that looks way better, huh?

So that's ready.

We'll just do champagne, glasses, thereafter.

The plan is we're going to bring her out first.

She wants to actually walk up to him. Okay. Step crew, let's get changed into

our blacks. Beautiful.

Yo, you guys ready for the wedding?

Carrie and Clint, you've expressed love to one another through the commitment

and promise you have just made.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Do you have a couple more poppies?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, this is beautiful.

Life. Life.

This is life.

Look at this rainbow.

Thank you, Lord.

Clint,

you may kiss your bride.

Everybody get into place. It's time.

Walk up.

From down there.

Do you want to just stay down there with her, and I'll radio you winter cinder

up? Yep. All right, boys. This is the last shot. Got the blast off.

Yeah, and from, like, here. There's the Mr. and Mrs. Yoder.

Thank you, everybody.

Thank you.

Guys, showtime, baby.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Follow me.

I've never sweated so much in my life.

I do want to get married. I feel like I'd have a child. I'd love to see a

Z running around.

I think it's terrifying.

I don't know what to say.

I like to woo them with my goofiness, but that takes weeks, months, sometimes

years.

29 -year -old guy, great with kids, love dogs, just looking for someone who's

not going to be a major hassle.

I don't want to get married anywhere.

The girl's already standing.

I honestly don't know how we have made this happen. Like, the bride and groom

are arguing.

And she with a, I mean, legend for pulling it off. But, gold snagged.

Oh, no!

You okay, Katie?

Call that call.

Coming up.

Can you please not step in that? I just swept. Focus on putting the lamb on the

plate. You can't talk to me like you're the boss. Never again. Never again. Get

out.

This is it. We're about to blast off.

Are you okay, Katie?

I'm fine, I'm fine, yeah. What was that? Come, come, come. Just breaking myself.

It's so embarrassing.

Anyway, let's get married.

So then we'll have you.

God damn!

You look amazing.

Thank you.

I hope you guys have a wonderful life.

Thank you.

I can't believe how shitty it is.

I don't know.

I've only been to one other wedding in my life.

I'm a really awkward person in them situations.

So I have to confess, this is my first time I've ever done this.

And the cool thing, it's the first time you've ever done this, right? That's

right. So we're all in the same boat. Love it.

Yeah. We're all here today in the beautiful country of Croatia to

relationship of Carrie and Clint. Clint, will you take Carrie to be your

lawfully wedded wife?

I will.

Carrie, will you take Clint to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Carrie and Clint, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the

Mr.

and Mrs. Clint and Carrie Yoder.

Yes!

Congratulations!

Stop pulling.

Where's the three -running canapes?

Okay, that's big and blue cheese pinwheels with honey and Thai basil.

Okay. Welcome.

Sesame tuna, wasabi mayo.

Is anyone hungry?

This is the best day ever.

Artichokes first, and a big congratulations to you. Thank you, man.

brother. Yeah.

Wow, look at this rainbow. I know.

Jesus. Thank you.

So flowers and this down the middle. Okay, do you want to focus on deco and I

just put all the glassware down?

Sure. All right, I'm going to go down here a little bit.

Stay on the flip side.

Call the crowd.

Your first wedding. Maybe you'll do mine someday.

You getting married?

Only if I find two girls. I want a truffle.

That's funny.

I mean, to me, non -monogamy is normal.

I'm a share bearer.

Everyone has their goals.

Did you all see the rainbow?

Yes. The psychic told my mother that my grandfather would show up at the wedding

as a rainbow.

That makes me want to cry.

When my grandfather passed away, there was this moth that was in the room that

I'd always stay in when I slept at their house.

Ever since, if I'm going through, like, a difficult time, or my anxiety's really

bad, a moth will always, like, fly past me, and I don't know, it's just such a

weird... I'm, like, believe in stuff like that. What was the most prominent

rainbow I've ever seen in my life? We heard your grandfather.

Did you call for a reason, or are you just calling to talk?

Good?

It's definitely weird to talk to him.

You know, it's very raw at this point.

Like,

I want to still talk to him like I normally do, but I'm like, I hate you.

There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Ones that don't sleep with other fishies.

I can't talk.

Bye.

Very nice.

Feeling getting your feet under you, aren't you? Yeah.

I can tell.

What? Water glass always goes on top of main knife. And then you do a triangle

from it. That's just a... It's so weird because each cheap soup always says

something different. Really? Yes.

It's supposed to be water on the side at an angle, and then white wine angles by

the water, and the red wine is... Water glass should always be on top of the

main. Okay.

I totally get where Lexi's coming from. Right now, there's just so much going

on. I just don't want shit from anyone.

Like, who, like, enjoys conflict?

You can hate it, but...

Okay.

Okay.

Do what I mean, man.

Ah, yeah.

Hey, Lexi. You want to go eat something? I can sit down for like 10 minutes. Can

you take Corona and an espresso coffee shot and then I'll go eat? The espresso

is for the bride. Corona is husband.

Do you want me to wait until we're back with her at 15? No, you two just go.

It's a bit hectic, isn't it?

I don't even think Katie sat down once.

It's hard to step away as a leader. You know, I want the girls to have more

rest. My knees are burning.

Like, I'm happy to sacrifice.

Break.

At least I'll have dinner service.

I don't want to hear about it.

No.

Stupid idiot.

I dropped the wedding cake.

My life.

That is a disaster.

Not that bad.

This should be the front facing and then we can cover all that. Somebody call

the bride.

The first course is a scallop. So I want to make sure they're seated and like,

so I don't know.

So just tell her when she's like, for sure, they're like three minutes away.

I'll fire the scallop. Okay, awesome.

Whenever you guys are seated, like we can.

Start serving? Okay, cool, sweet.

Let's sit down, yeah.

Five minutes, or? She just sat them at the table. You can fire it up. Fire.

Excuse me.

Interior, interior, gals. I'm about to plate the scallops.

Whoa!

Easy, Tiger. Not everyone's at the table.

Sorry? Whenever y 'all are ready, we're going to eat some dinner.

Interior, interior, galley. I'm about to plate the gals.

Whoa!

Easy, Tiger. Not everyone's at the tail.

Sorry? Whenever y 'all are ready, we're going to eat some dinner.

Maybe I'll be there in five seconds.

I'm kidding you. No, I'm kidding.

Sorry. So tomorrow, we have a really small weather window to get into the

And then because it's really windy, we'll get all the lines secured, and

we'll worry about ground lines. Cool?

Copy.

Lexi said you guys were ready. Always do comms with me because I know.

She said you guys are doing a water wine fire.

I'll talk to her about it.

Hi.

Don't tell the galley that he's ready because he has only one minute to play.

literally told him I'm going to do water wine.

She just sat them at the table. You can fire it up. So I just said in future

we'll just always go through me.

Courtney, Courtney, Katie.

Do you want to come and be on standby to drop some plates?

Sure, yeah.

One more guess we're waiting on. You can't tell me to fire. I know, but did

not hear me when I said I would have to pour water and wine?

Yeah, but you said you would fire.

It's no big deal, but next time, fire means fire.

I kind of find it difficult when, like, the chain of command is being not to the

T or not respectful.

That's not going to fly with me.

All right, Matt, how about those appetizers?

I'm not going to cook any first course until everyone's sitting in that one,

right?

Beautiful. What's good in here?

Yeah. All right, Malia. Are you going down? I'm going to try.

Okay. Poppy. Okay. Good night.

Good night.

Kelly, we can go on food. Copy.

The one.

Local said scholar on a celeriac puree.

Oh, Poppy.

Truffle Poppy.

Of course, tonight we have a local seared scallop on a celeriac puree

with truffle popcorn.

A truffle popcorn?

What? That's delicious.

Wow. That's one of the best things I've had this whole time.

All right. Kevin's eating down, so you're in charge.

You can look at your pages.

You can take a look outside.

How are you?

First thing, gosh, it's very stressful.

I think everything in general just makes me a bit nervous at the moment.

Do you want a photo in here?

Yeah.

Come on, man.

Captain Z.

And of course, I have my brothers who are also in your thing, just on standby.

Just watch me, follow me, we'll go down in the same line.

Clean your ballot. It's time to go to work.

Malia, can you help us work out?

I just need to put the lamb on.

Yeah, it just needs like one minute. ASAP as soon as they get up like kids.

Yeah, I'm going to pop it in. Like these bossing me around, like who is this

girl? I'm cooking a wedding meal. It's my redemption meal. I will not be

It probably won't know the difference between a lamb and a cow right now.

Oh, here it is.

Yeah.

Okay, for your main course tonight, we have a rack of New Zealand lamb on a

ratatouille, a soft -cooked polenta with parmesan and a chocolate and red wine

sauce. Thank you.

Yum.

I don't eat pets.

Get this out of my face. Can you do something that's not a pet?

Do you want the ratatouille? I can get him to repot that.

Yeah, cool. I'll go grab him. Therese.

On her preference sheet, it didn't say that she didn't eat any kind of pet.

Teresa doesn't want lamb.

Is there any extra, like, ratatouille? Yeah.

This is a really thrown -together thing. No worries.

She's just wasted.

Lexi, can you call the galley and tell them to plate some extra lamb? Yeah.

There you go.

I want a couple more lamb chops.

She said, can you plate some extra lamb?

What? Plate some extra lamb, please.

You mind grabbing me a platter?

Watch that pile I got there.

Boom. Yo, you're stepping right in my pile. Don't worry about it.

Right now is not the time.

Excuse me.

You gotta take a nap.

This is so barbaric.

Can you please not step in that? I just swept it there. It's literally too

sharp. Don't worry about it. I will sweep it up.

Just focus on putting the lamb on the plate.

You can't talk to me like you're the boss. I'm in charge of you. I know.

again. Never again.

Don't worry.

You're stepping right in my pile. Don't worry about it. Right now is not the

time.

Just go tell Matt I want more lamb pops. Yeah, he's fighting some more lamb now.

Just focus on putting the lamb on the plate.

No offense.

And you can't talk to me like you're the boss. I'm in charge of you. I know.

Never again. Never again.

Get out. Don't worry.

Are you kidding me?

Would you like another piece of lamb? Yes, absolutely.

Girl. Would you like another piece of lamb?

Yeah, dude. I need more lamb.

Would you like another piece of lamb? I want a couple more of that. Don't worry.

We'll have some more. Yeah, a couple more. Yeah, please.

Chef, chef, we need more lamb chops, please.

I'm all out.

Are you kidding me?

She just ate everything.

You don't touch anything until you're sure the guests are done.

I'm sorry.

Thing ran out. That's cool.

That's the best mate I've ever had.

I don't eat pets.

Let's do rose petals on the bed. Is this VIP cabin?

Yeah. You can go down.

Can you just walk me through the... Yeah.

I'm back.

I always do my knot first. Yeah. You have to be really confident. I'd rather

knock someone out than not make it to the dock.

She is... So nervous for his first talking, and I'm hoping I can work with

knowing where he's coming from because I remember my first talking.

Leah's helping me on this side.

Probably here. Oh, yeah, Ford. It's nerve -wracking.

Don't ever think it. Thanks so much for that. Yeah. Have a good night. And I

just want to say, like, how just thankful and grateful I am.

Come on, Felicia. Now we got.

All right, perfect.

I didn't want to be part of the cake service, so I was dreading them asking

and having to be like, no, I bought this.

Even though that's fine. Like, I just did a multi -course dinner. Like,

whatever. I bought a cake.

Matt, you are amazing.

We want to knock off. Yes. We're starting at 6. Good for you this

Yes. Let's cut it all the way down. Ready?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah.

Yeah! Oh, he's doing the cake in the face. There you go.

Got it. Oh, my God. Hey, it's all sprayable. How is shoving a cake in

face romantic?

I'd be so pissed, especially if it was my wedding day and my makeup was looking

bomb. I'd be like, why?

It's all sprayable.

Hey.

I had just swept into there. Like, listen, listen.

It's not that big of a deal, but I try to be nice all the time. So if I ask you

not to step in a pile, I just swept. There's no argument.

There's no argument. I get that you don't want anyone in your dirt. I

that. But don't tell me to get out of somewhere.

Because I never tell you to get out of our area. I won't say get out of the

country. Listen, listen. I was initially not to stand in the pile today. I just

swept. I don't know. I'm tired.

Got it. So I offered to clean it up, so the little dirt is, like, not a big

deal. Okay, neat freak.

I get it.

I still can't believe you, like, fill up that over dirt.

All right, babe. Thank you. All righty. Go to bed.

Caribbean queen.

Have a good night's sleep.

Oh, my gosh.

Cute.

We made it, baby.

Sweet dreams.

Oh, Devo.

That one red. It's like eggs mixed together.

Bridge, Bridge, we are headed forward for the change. Copy.

11 o 'clock, you'll stay. 11 o 'clock, you'll stay. Thank you.

Anchor in the pocket.

Nice work. Thank you.

Nicely done.

What up, G?

Yo, what up, G -Money?

P's technically are your straight backs, and then D's for your springs. This one

will go directly F.

First time docking. Just thinking about it, like I don't know what to expect

really, because I actually don't know what to do.

And then we're going to get that second one on, and it'll go this way, but

shorter.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, good.

Can't wait for a cup of tea later.

What's that?

Oh, yeah, another chicken at lower grade.

I'm with Casey. I'm just hoping the British accent wins over.

I'm like 10 minutes into climbing Everest.

All right, see you in a bit. Cheerio.

Now the fun begins.

Start getting fenders ready, please.

You just walk me through putting the fenders on.

Good morning. We've got 15 minutes to run, so...

You want to get ready on the bow?

Malia Lloyd.

Ready to go on the bow.

Under. Yeah.

Over.

Over. Back through.

Fenders over, please.

Hey, Malia. Let me know on the starboard when I pass that dock I can get back

in. Copy your port quarter to the dock.

Going to my first docking with a new crew. I'm not worried. I have confidence

Malia. Fenders over. Let's go.

And yeah, the wind's a little challenging, but this is a great test.

100 feet and closing to our dolphins.

See, the dolphins are the massive buoys out there.

Just pop it through there.

You've got two dolphins directly astern, 30 feet. Where I see the guy in the

tender, is that the dolphin I'm going for? Yes, but we have one directly

also about 25.

Captain Sandy, not being able to see the dolphin is a little worrisome because

they are giant concrete blocks. So, obviously, you don't want to hit one. I

can't see the dolphin on my porch side.

Yeah. Bump ahead, 12 feet closing, dolphin astern. When's Lily blowing?

They have to go.

Eight feet and closing.

Watch it on the stern of this dolphin, please.

Hold this position nicely if we can just come back.

I can't see the dolphin on my port side.

Port dolphin, three feet.

This position looks great if we can just walk back.

Look how close it is.

Thunder.

Easier said than done.

Beautiful. Okay. So it's just one of these.

Yeah, this one here, just boom. Fifteen feet, stern.

And closing.

I'm terrified because the heaving line throw. That can mess up the whole

operation of the docking. Spending heaving line.

There we go.

Let's get our other lines across, please.

Taking up tension off our port straight back.

Port bow line is under tension now. Copy. Captain Sandy, that is all lines

across. We have control. You're happy to sit down. Thank you.

I don't know about the heaving line.

What, what?

Hey. Nice work.

Thanks. You did great.

That was like a lot of wind.

Yeah. It was not easy. Good job, guys.

Thank you. Yeah, they're all doing really good. You did great, though.

you.

Good morning.

Can we just do this again?

We made it. We made it. The knee problem's gone. The attitude's there.

happy. The guests are happy.

I am not going to jinx this. I hope I can do it six more times.

Morning. I can't believe we're docs.

All crew, all crew, please get into your white. Show me the money. Show me the

money.

We're going to start packing.

Courtney, come back.

Are you impressed?

Yeah, I'm impressed.

You pushed through an injury, whether it be a psychological injury or a physical

one. I think it was a combination.

Hey, hey.

You look nice. Fresh.

Compliment? Yeah. All right.

Hey, crew, we have some luggage in the primary cabin that is ready.

We need to grab some luggage.

Yeah, these two.

Get a workout in with that one.

All crew, all crew, queue up on the dock in your whites.

Go to witchy again.

Watch your step, babe.

I just wanted to let you guys know that we're in the hospitality business.

The food is one of the things that we were looking forward to the most.

Here we go.

And I know, Matt, you did a great job making that happen. Thank you so much.

Katie. You had your girls on point. Oh, thank you. Yes. Amazing.

So, this is for y 'all.

Do what you have to stop for. Thank you so much.

Bye, guys. Thank you. Love y 'all. Get in our reds, and we'll meet in the main

salon for our tip meeting.

God, I don't know what just happened.

Oh, buddy.

Dude, what a great first childhood.

Yeah. Oh.

All crew, all crew, meet me in the main salon for our tip meeting.

Topia, Lily.

Catch me.

We pulled off the impossible.

Thank you for not giving up.

I think you all deserve a portion of my tip for the weight you pulled. Oh,

that's really kind. We're not going to do that. You could buy the shot, though.

All the drinks.

My first round's on you.

You were incredible.

I love that the client acknowledged that.

Deck, we didn't hit anything, so we're good.

So it's $25 ,800 per person, $1 ,718.

Well done.

Cheers, everybody.

Thank you.

Oh, dear. I don't want to break.

Let's turn this boat.

I'm going to start stripping the bed.

Are you sensible with your check money in terms of diving?

Yes. Yeah. The money from this though, I'm paying my parents back.

What did you borrow for? Do my Yorkmaster and change my career.

Oh, nice.

Do I want the tips? Yeah. Do I owe my parents lots of money? Yeah.

Z, how old are you?

I'm 26 tomorrow.

What? It's your birthday tomorrow?

Yeah.

That crew's going to be hungover.

Just kidding.

First night out.

We do have someone's birthday to celebrate.

I see you excited.

Finally, a glass of wine for ourselves.

It's our first crew night out, like, being the charter from hell.

But we survived and want a drink.

Before I came here, I was like, I hope there's Kiwis on board and I hope the

stew is nice. And I got the two -in -one combo. You got it.

The chef is definitely buying us a drink.

Thank you.

Thank you, babe.

Such a gent.

I feel like we're at speed dating.

Can we have two espresso martinis, please? A shot of tequila, chill. What's

everyone's Tinder bio?

I don't think this side of the table needs Tinder.

You're all straight, yo.

Yeah. Me and, like, two other guys did contemporary dance when I was at school.

Sort of, like, leaping.

Used to get called gay for doing it. And then when they found out that we'd

spent our weekends with, like, 30 girls, we were like, jokes on you, brother.

She's like, I'm just calculating here.

I'm a tequila slut.

I love this lady.

can love tequila it's the only upper alcohol you can drink like it's just

vibes man like who doesn't love a good vibe happy birthday like a

replacement boyfriend oh they pissed me off tequila's better reminds

me like five minutes ago when we did the last one i think malia looks beautiful

hey and it's nice to see her kind of letting loose but it's definitely a new

dynamic Being attracted to someone who's my boss.

That whole round was amazing. He just put this round for us.

Thank you.

So remember that thing when we didn't get a break?

Yeah. Do you have an annex?

Because we're going to be drinking all night.

Do you guys need a card behind the bar? I get it, but I can't change what

happened. I feel bad, obviously.

Wait, Matt. So this covers the cheese plate.

I'm just going to pay this bill so I never have to hear it again.

Carry on.

Thank you, guys. You just put this around for us.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Are you eating some lobster?

Fish option for me. May I have the vegetarian, please?

Thank you.

For the lady.

Can I have a fish for you? Fish option, yes. She's ordering for me as well.

Daddy will take the fish.

Just like a joke, you know.

Daddy loves it, though.

We can now go.

Yeah, of course. We'll be back in a moment.

I was telling her to go, go, go.

He looks fine.

You got a good personality, like that.

I find the girls

attractive.

The guys look fly.

They're nice.

What about Matthew?

No. No.

He's like, my creepy uncle.

Matt does give me creepy uncle vibes. But, like, you know, a creepy uncle can

give you a... Right.

Thank you so much.

Appreciate it. Bon appetit.

Okay,

Z, happy birthday.

He's 27 now.

Thanks so much for the birthday.

A really, really...

I appreciate it here. She obviously didn't know it from home.

Happy birthday, Daddy!

What do you want to be called on your birthday?

I actually do enjoy getting called Daddy. You couldn't call me Daddy,

makes you happy.

Yeah, Daddy.

See, it's Daddy.

I definitely have a crush on Courtney.

I want that as my alarm.

I love you good.

It, like, changes my whole day when the person I'm starting my day with is

positive. Yeah, just if you get me, I'd be like, off.

And I'd be like, you can say f*** off in the soup pantry, but not in the galley.

He was mad at me. He was like, I ain't the boss of this galley. Get out. Are we

really going to discuss? I swept a pile of dirt, and she stood in, and I asked

her to move, and she wouldn't move, and I was upset. You swept a pile of dirt

that I wasn't aware of? Okay, so I ran out. But then I told you.

I'm like, plate the f***ing clam chops.

What do you want you to do right now?

I'm not disrespectful unless someone's being disrespectful to me. I'm not going

to back down.

We're living and working with people who we wouldn't even speak to in normal

circumstances. You wouldn't speak to me in normal circumstances?

You wouldn't speak to me.

That's not true.

Let's not talk about it. When you get people that flash, then it causes

And you're not the person I speak to.

Next on Below Deck Mediterranean.

Love now, Z. Love at first sight.

Oh! Roy Orbison Jr. and his wife both are repeat charter guests. Go ahead,

Roy. Hi!

I thought it was the family, they're not big drinkers.

Happy times!

When was the last time you were tickled by a grown -up man?

Boy, was I wrong.

Go to bed now.

I'm going in the water.

Can you bring that downstairs?

Well, you need to be outside so you can tell us where things go.

Yo, stop it. I'm the boss of the way food gets put away.

That's what I'm telling you.

so argumentative about nothing she's going out of her way to try to be bossy

i do not like that like human names on there yeah

it kind of makes me want to sleep with one eye open like you're gonna see my

success one day and wish they were nice to me whoa