Original subtitles

Milk that you've earned for yourself is delicious!

Soon it will be time for cherry blossom viewing, I'm looking forward to it!

My enjoyment...

The ball hit somebody.

That's serious!

Hey, give me the ball.

Yes...

Here.

Hey, you got it dirty, bitch!

You have to compensate us for this.

Give me your wallet. We're gonna replace the ball you ruined.

Shouldn't you be the ones paying compensation?

Geez, how can you let yourself get into a fight like that?

You want some?! Huh?! Huh?!

I-isn't this person a bit dangerous?

Let's go.

Benisu-san, thank you very much.

One of the elegant jobs of a superior is to look after one's subordinates.

I'm happy you're looking after me!

Come on, let's hurry back.

Yes!

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

All Aboard! It's for

the Flower Festivities!

That's how it was.

An exciting thing happened this morning!

I understand that but...

why did you come in here to talk about it?

Well, it was a really big adventure for me so...

I'll wash your back so please let me continue, Ren-nii.

No, what am I thinking?

This guy's a boy, right?

Now, let's go in!

No, I'm fine after all!

Ren-nii!

Geez, he's dangerous.

The dangerous one is... YOU!

Why are you roaming around naked, you perverted bastard!

Take this, you little shit! Shitty bastard!

Huh? What is that?

Ow...

What the heck is this?

Can't she just send a normal invitation?

But, I'm looking forward to the cherry blossom viewing, Haru.

What's wrong Haru, sighing like that?

I'm thinking about something.

Are you worried about something?

N-n-no, it's fine. I'll go finish this up.

He's been acting weird since yesterday...

You're a blockhead, Uesugi.

You startled me!

I know what Chiharu-kun is thinking about right now.

Eh? I'd like to know.

No way.

Just tell me, you dog!

Yes...

I'm a dog!

Chiharu-kun is in love.

Oh? Who does he love?

It's just a bitch's intuition but...

Call it female intuition!

That person is probably in this house.

Seriously?

If I'm wrong, then you can punish me until you're satisfied.

If you say so, I'll do it for real.

Please, please do it!

I-I-I'm sorry! I was lying!

~Kuruppu~ ~poppo~

Hey~

Poppo~

Onee-chan, for her brother's sake...

Her brother, for his onee-chan's sake...

Yume Oujo-sama, please excuse me.

Yume Oujo-sama's team is all here.

Haru, I'll say this first: We all support you, no matter what.

Yeah, we're your supporters, Haru-kun.

I'm happy, but why do you say that?

Haru, in short, you're in love, right?!

H-How do you know?

It's the Protagonist's Law.

The Protagonist's Law is amazing.

Even if your cockpit blows up, you'll survive easily.

You can easily hang around with many girls too.

Something terrible might happen when the law fails, though.

Protagonists are really amazing!

So, who is it? Go ahead and tell us.

Eh? I have to tell you?

Men should have the guts to try and do anything.

I want to cheer for your love.

I want you to be happy.

I'm really touched.

I'm glad I'm alive.

So, who is it?

The person I like is...

No way, it's not Yume, right?

Basically...

He looked at Yume!

As I thought, it's Yume!

What should I do?

Benisu-san!

No... a gag isn't necessary.

It's not a gag, Ren-nii!

Maybe he is too embarrassed to tell the truth!

Yeah, that's possible. Good job, Yume!

But who would it be?

You don't mean Hato-nee?!

Listen! It's really Benisu-san!

So it wasn't Yume.

You were serious?

It's weird, since you're always being picked on.

Well... I am embarrassed.

Could we ask why you came to like her?

She's strong and dependable.

And... it might be hard to understand but...

she's kind.

Yeah, yeah. I understand it well.

I still can't understand it at all.

But, we'll cheer for you and help you to succeed!

I'm in your care!

For example, push her down suddenly!

That will just make her kill me...

I know! You'll have to go on a date.

Where would be good?

How about a ramen tour?

You carry on eating ramen until you end every word with "ramen"!

I don't think that's a bad idea but...

Simply put, you need to take her to a place she likes.

In Beniko's case...

It has to be there!

Alright! An illegal pitch!

The opposing team's attack is really nerve wracking isn't it, Benisu-san?

Yeah! But it's really unusual for you to ask me to come here.

If it was Ren, I'd understand it...

I thought it'd be good once in a while.

The mascot for the Bays is so passionate!

I want to bring that Ren here and make him do wonderful things like this.

That's right.

Why didn't you ask him? You're normally together.

T-that's... because... I...

Oh, we're finally starting our attack!

My tension's increased!

Round and round and round and round... go!

Your tension's too high.

A sudden fly ball?

If Ren was here I'd be able to punch out my stress!

Benisu-san, you say Ren-nii's name a lot.

Is that so?

Now that you mention it, that's true...

I might be a little bit interested in him.

Benisu-san...

But it's just a little bit, just a little bit.

I don't want him to misunderstand, so don't tell him.

What's wrong?

No, nothing at all!

Now, Benisu-san, it's the next batter!

Yeah!

Hit it out of the park, Kinjou!

Aim for a homerun! Go!

Yo, Haru.

How was last night?

I came back with nothing.

I might give up.

Hey, is it okay to give up that easily?

Hey, idiots.

Yo.

Good morning.

Hey, your shirt's sticking out.

You're really pathetic.

Sorry.

I'm very happy the way it is right now.

Now, I'm gonna work hard at cleaning today too!

What a weird guy.

Well, my subordinate is getting so fired up, I have to do more too!

That's right, I'll work too!

This is good sake.

Are you trying to make it last longer this way?

Kojuurou, get me a cask!

Yes!

A cask? Hey...

I have brought it!

I'm going to drink it all in one go!

Ha ha ha, my calcium has risen!

Ageha-chan is really lively isn't she, Natose-san?

Who is?

You're pretty amazing yourself.

Geez, everyone prefers the food over the flowers.

Let's take our time watching the cherry blossoms.

Yeah.

I just had a surge of inspiration, De Niro.

Drinking amongst the cherry blossoms; The missing appetizer is boys in short pants.

Your sense is the worst.

I'm in despair!

I'm in despair because my robot bites the hand that made him!

Now, since we're all together, it's time for the "hidden talent" contest!

Oh? And, are you going to be first?

No, it seems that Natose-san has picked up an amusing American joke.

Why me all of a sudden?!

Because it's funny, right?

Don't make me do the difficult ones.

Now, do it swiftly.

U-mmm...

All right.

Hey Michael, this TV sure is big!

It cost a hundred thousand dollars right?

No, Bob. This was a gift.

Oh, tell me about it!

In my girlfriend's room, she started taking off her clothes and told me "I'll give you anything you want."

That's what she said so I took this home!

Good job, Michael!

Yeah, but right after that, I was beaten up, and the medical fees cost me a hundred thousand.

Yeah, it was a compound fracture!

Oh.

Geez...

Everyone's giving me that dead look.

Natose-san...

I'm sorry, Yume.

I'm a servant who can't make people laugh.

Fight, Natose-san.

What a pathetic master and servant.

All right, it's my turn next.

Hey, wait, De Niro!

I'll pump things up!

Pump things up... you don't mean...

Listen to my song!

Stop him, Ren!

Y-Y-Yes, ma'am!

I'm De Niro!

Amazing.

This gives my body a tingling feeling, I can't resist it.

Yeah! I feel like my brain is going numb!

Geez.

What are you doing to my recital?!

Those sound waves were made for attacking, so you must not sing here!

As a proud De Niro Meister, I can't allow you to cause trouble to the people nearby.

I got it, Mom.

Who are you calling *Mom*?!

All right, Miyu and I are next.

Huh, am I doing it too?

Fear not, it's something simple, you loli.

I'm done setting it up.

The Kuonji Sisters' Cosplay Show!

First, it's a school uniform!

A uniform doesn't suit an adult like me!

I can still pass as a student.

Really? You look like you work in a weird shop.

It's a joke.

By the way, we seem to be getting some strange reactions.

Well, I just wanted to see Myu-tan cosplay.

Hey!

Now, now, I still have other costumes!

H-hey, let go!

I'm the master and you're the maid.

Well, this is somewhat original.

Your fortune shall improve, Shinra shrine.

Sounds like a crappy shrine.

I ask thee, art thou my servant?

What are you asking?

That was fun!

You were the only one that had fun.

Then, it's our turn next.

Kojuurou, prepare it.

Please wait a minute!

What does she plan on doing with that?

You can't predict what they are going to do next.

Preparations are complete!

Now, let's show them our art.

Is she just kicking the iron pole?

That's not it, Miyu-sama. She's molding a sculpture.

That can't be...

It's complete.

This is the famous art of the Kuki clan - Foot Sculpting!

It really looks like him!

I want to be sculpted too.

Don't say dangerous things!

I didn't mean it like that.

I-is that so? I'm sorry...

Ageha-sama!!

Look, it's well-sculpted, right?

I'm very touched!

Amazing, Ageha-chan!

As expected, as expected!

Alright, I'll respond to your cheers and show you another piece of art.

This is my killing kick!

What a waste.

What a tragic guy.

His wish wasn't granted after all.

Hey, it's your turn to give us a performance.

Y-Yes, ma'am!

Then, I will bring out a flaming dragon from this hand!

You fool, don't use such a dangerous move here!

I'm very sorry, Ageha-sama!

We'll do that art.

I understand, Ageha-sama!

Kojuurou's specialty, spinning top substitute!

I'm being spun around more roughly than usual.

Isn't that more like Ageha's art?

That's nice... I want to be spun around too.

Don't say dangerous things!

I didn't mean it that way.

A-again?

Sorry, sorry.

Ah! Thieves!

Kojuurou! Terminate them!

Understood!

To steal while everyone's having fun...

What boorish people.

Ren, Colonel, turn them into sashimi.

Yeah.

Yes, ma'am!

I'll take out one of them too.

De Niro!

Alright, leave it to me.

Eat this! Launch a full volley of missiles!

De Niro Flash!

Butler kick!

Butler spin kick!

Good work. Let's make them into a kebob later.

I'm the only one left?

You're the last one.

Now that I look at you, you have a handsome face.

Yet you still perform such regrettable acts like stealing.

A punishment is necessary.

Now, I'll train your guts!

Bear with the pain.

Punishment complete.

I guess I beat him up too much.

We've captured all the criminals!

Amazing. This could become an article.

It's not bad to walk with everyone in order to sober up.

Yume is asleep from playing too much.

What a child.

Kneel before me, you common people.

Miyu-chan, should I carry you on my back too?

I'm fine, I'm an adult.

I hope you don't get sore muscles.

When we get back, I'm taking a shower.

Oh? Then, should I go in with you?

Yes!

Alright! Then let's get back home as soon as possible!

Geez, what an energetic sister she is.

What's wrong, Ren-chan?

Let's return to our home... eh?

For returning home to be fun, it's wonderful, isn't it?

Yeah.

Really.

And when I think that I can work at this home forever, I'm really happy.

Let's work hard to repay them, okay?

Yeah.

Yo, son.

I've finally found you.

So you were in a place like that.

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

Ren-chan, the Kuonji house is a really nice place right?

Hato-nee, we siblings will be together forever!

True, true!

It's about time! This is where your father will make an appearance!

One Dirty Butler

You're someone who doesn't know how to read the atmosphere, eh?