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Kimiaru ep.11

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The milk you buy with your own money really tastes good.

I can't wait until the cherry blossom viewing season comes.

There goes my pleasure...

Whoa, it hit someone. That's serious!

Hey, hand me the ball.

Okay, here.

Hey, you soiled it!

You're going to pay for damages.

Hand me your wallet. We have to buy a new ball.

You're the ones who have to pay!

Honestly, getting yourself bullied like that!

You want some?! Huh?! Huh?!

Isn't she kind of terrifying?

L-Let's go.

Benisu.

Thank you very much.

Taking care of one's subordinates is part of my elegant duties as a boss.

I'm so happy to be taken care of by you!

Come on, let's hurry home.

Right!

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

All Aboard! It's for

the Flower Festivities!

So it was quite a thrilling afternoon!

Yeah, I understand that, but...

...why do you have to come all the way here to tell me about it?

Well, it was a great adventure for me.

I'll wash your back, so listen to the rest of my story, Brother Ren!

No, what am I embarrassed about? He's a guy!

Come on, let's go in!

No, I don't think I want to!

Brother Ren!

Geez, he's dangerous.

The dangerous one here... is you!

Why are you lurking about naked, you perverted bastard!

Take this, you little shit! Shitty bastard!

Huh? What is it?

Ow!

What in the world is this?

Can't she reply by ordinary means?

But, aren't you looking forward to the flower watching, Haru?

What's the matter, Haru?

Letting out a sigh like that.

I was just thinking about some things.

Do you have any worries?

N-No, it's all right.

I'll go clean up.

He's been acting strangely since yesterday.

You're dense, Uesugi.

Whoa! Y-You startled me!

I know just what Chiharu was thinking of right now.

Hmm, I'd like to know.

No way.

You better tell me, you dog!

Yes, I'm a dog.

Chiharu is in love.

What? With whom?

My bitch instincts tell me...

Girl instincts, you mean.

The person is in the house.

Are you serious?

If I'm wrong, you may punish me to your heart's desire.

If you say that, I'll seriously do it.

Please, please! Do it to me!

I-I-I'm sorry!

I lied.

Kurukkuu! Poppo!

Yo.

Poppo! What Big Sis will do for her brother...

Her brother will do for Big Sis...

Milady Yume , excuse me.

Team Milady Yume members are all here.

Haru, let me start off by saying that we're on your side.

Right, we're rooting for you, Haru!

I appreciate the thoughts, but why?

Haru, I'll get to the point. You're in love!

H-How did you know?

It's the protagonist augmentation.

The protagonist augmentation is awesome, you know.

Even if the cockpit area explodes, he's alive without a scratch.

He can go out with as many girls as he wants.

Although it can get quite ugly when the boost fails.

A protagonist is quite impressive.

So, who is it?

Come on, tell me.

Huh? Do I have to tell you?

A man's got to have courage. You have to go for anything.

We want to support your love life.

We want you to become happy.

I feel so grateful. I'm glad to be alive!

So, who is it?

The person that I like is...

Don't tell me it's Yume.

T-To be honest...

He looked at Yume for a second.

As I thought, it's Yume!

What should I do?

Benisu!

Um, this isn't the time to tell gags.

I-It's not a gag, Brother Ren!

He must be feeling bashful and can't tell the truth.

Oh, that's possible. Good going, Yume!

Then, who is it?

Don't tell me, it's Hato?

Listen! I'm telling you that it's Benisu!

Oh, so it isn't Yume.

Are you serious?

You're always being teased by her, so it came as something unexpected.

W-Well, it's quite embarrassing...

Is it okay to ask what you like about her?

She's strong-willed and a person of firm character.

And, although you may not understand...

...she's kind.

Right, right. I know it very well.

I can't understand it at all.

But, I'll back you up so that your romance comes true!

I-I appreciate your help.

For example: push her down to the floor.

That will just make her kill me...

I know! You have to go out on a date.

Hmm, where to?

How about a ramen tour?

You keep on eating ramen until "ramen" becomes a suffix for your vocabulary.

T-That's not a bad idea, but...

In other words, you have to take her where she wants to go.

In the case of Beniko...

...it's got to be that place!

All right! He saved the pinch!

The opponent's offense surely had us on the edge of our seats, Benisu.

Right. Come to think of it, it's unusual for you to ask me out to events like this.

I'd understand it if it was Ren.

I thought it would be nice once in a while.

Cheering for the Bays gets me fired up!

I wish I could bring over Ren to teach him how wonderful this is.

Right.

How come you didn't invite Ren?

Since you two get along with each other.

That's because...

Me and Benisu...

Yeah, it's our turn at bat!

I'm all fired up!

Way too much...

No, a routine popup to the pitcher...

If only Ren were here, I could smack him to relieve my stress!

B-Benisu, you mention Brother Ren's name quite often.

Huh? I do?

Now that you mention it, you're right.

Maybe I'm attracted to him.

Benisu...

Just a little, you know, just a little.

Don't tell him about this, since he'll get the wrong idea.

What's the matter?

No, it's nothing.

Come on, Benisu, the next batter's up.

Oh, right.

Go, go, Kinjou! Hit a homer, yeah!

Go!

Yo, Haru. How did things go last night?

No vibes. I'm thinking of giving up.

Huh?

Hey, are going to give up so easily?

Yo, slackers!

Yo.

Good morning.

Hey, tuck in your shirt.

You're so pathetic.

Oh, sorry.

You're really sloppy.

I'm more than happy the way I am.

Thanks.

I'm going to give my best at cleaning duties!

Strange guy.

Well, if a low ranking guy like him is pumped up like that, then I have to do the same!

Right, I'm going to work, too!

Sake sure tastes good.

Argh, how can anybody drink out of this?

Kojuurou, bring over the whole keg!

Yes!

The whole keg?

Here it is.

I'll drink it all at once!

Translator's note: reference to Suigintou in "Rozen Maiden", who is associated with probiotic drinks, voiced by Tanaka Rie, the VA for Ageha.

I'm full of calcium!

Wow, Ageha is incredible, right Natose?

What?

Oh, Natose is pretty much the same.

Geez, you all appreciate food more than flowers.

Let's take it easy and watch the cherry blossoms.

Right.

A haiku just came to mind, De Niro.

"Drinking under the flowers, the only relish I'm missing is boys in shorts."

You have no sense at all.

I'm in despair! Despair over my robot who turns against his creator!

Translator's note: This is a parody of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, in which Miyu's VA voices Kobushi Abiru.

So, now that we're getting into the mood, let's begin with the parlor tricks.

Oh, and are you going to start things off?

No, but Natose will entertain you with funny American jokes.

Huh? Why me, all of a sudden?

Probably because it's funny.

Don't raise the hurdle.

Okay, make an impression on me!

U-Um...

Then... Hey, Michael, this TV set is big!

Didn't it cost a hundred grand?

No, Bob, this was for free.

Ooh, tell me the details.

When I was at her place, she told me while undressing:

"Hey, I'll give you whatever you want."

So I brought this home with me.

Good job, Michael!

Yeah, but she hit me afterwards, costing me a hundred grand in medical bills.

Yes, a compound fracture!

Oh well.

Everyone's eyes look as if they were dead.

N-Natose...

Yume, I'm sorry.

I just have no talent for this...

F-Fight for it, Natose!

Such a pitiful master-servant relationship.

Okay, next it's my turn!

Hey, De Niro!

I'll burn up the stage!

Don' tell me you're going to *burn* it by...

Listen to my song!

Stop him, Ren!

Huh? Er... Y-Yes, ma'am!

~I'm De Niro~.

This is incredible!

I can't get enough of this tingling sensation.

Yes, as if my brain were seeping out.

Hey!

What are you doing to my recital?

Your sonic waves were designed for attack purposes, so you can't use it here!

As the proud bearer of a De Niro-meister, I can't allow you to bother people around you.

I get the message, Mommy.

Who are you calling "Mommy"?

All right, it'll be me and Miyu next.

Huh? Am I supposed to do something?

Oh, it's a piece of cake, you loli.

Preparations are ready.

The Kuonji Sisters' Cosplay Show!

Starting off with school uniforms!

Uniforms don't look good on the adult person I am.

I can still pass as a school girl.

You think so? You look like someone from some shady shop.

I-I'm only kidding.

By the way, they're reacting strangely.

Well, it's just that I wanted to see Miyutan's cosplay for myself.

Hey!

Come on, there's plenty of costumes left.

H-Hey, let go!

I'm the master and you're the maid.

Well, at least it's something original.

The fortune telling Shinra Shrine.

Sounds like a bad shrine.

Translator's note: A parody of the internet radio show "Kaiun, Yabou Jinja", hosted by Itou Shizuka, the VA for Shinra.

Answer me, are you my servant?

What are you asking?

Translator's note: Spoof of Saber and Tousaka Rin in "Fate/stay night."

Wow, that was fun!

The only one enjoying it was you, Sister.

All that's left is to drink!

Now it's my turn.

Kojuurou, get ready.

One moment, please.

What is she going to do with that?

There's no telling what those two are up to.

Preparations are complete.

So, let me show you a work of art.

She's only kicking the steel pole?

Wrong, Milady Miyu.

She's molding a statue.

You're kidding me.

Finished.

The Kuki specialty, foot molding!

It looks just like him!

I want to be molded by someone, too!

Don't say such dangerous things!

That's not what I meant.

Oh.. I-I see... sorry.

Milady Ageha!

Look, isn't it sculpted nicely?

I'm moved to tears!

You're amazing, Ageha!

Just what I expected!

All right, as an encore, I'll show you something else.

This is my lethal kick!

Such a waste.

Poor guy.

He never is rewarded, is he?

Hey, it's your turn to show something.

Yes! Then, I'll release the flaming dragon out of my arms.

Translator's note: A parody of Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho", voiced by Hiyama Nobuyuki, the VA of Kojuurou.

You idiot.

Don't use a dangerous move like that over here.

My apologies, Milady Ageha!

We're going to do that trick.

Very well, Milady Ageha!

Kojuurou's specialty, top spinning!

I'm being spun more than usual.

Um, I think it's more like Ageha's specialty.

I want to be spun around, too!

I told you not to say such dangerous things!

That's not what I meant.

N-N-Not again.

My bad.. my bad...

Thieves!

Kojuurou, destroy them!

Roger!

Such uncouth people to be stealing when people are having fun.

Ren, Colonel, turn them into sashimi.

Yeah.

Yes, ma'am!

I'll take care of one myself.

De Niro.

Right, leave it to me!

Take this! Launch the missile barrage!

De Niro Flash!

Butler Kick!

Butler Spin Kick!

Good work. I'll give you fleshed bones later.

So I'm the only one left, huh.

You're the last one...

Looking at you closely, you're quite handsome.

It's a pity you have to resort to robbery.

You have to be punished.

Come on, I'm going to knock some sense into you.

This will hurt, but bear with me.

The punishment has been administered.

Though I might have gotten carried away.

We have apprehended all of the suspects!

Awesome! This has the potential for a scoop.

It's not a bad idea to walk and sober up.

Yume got tired from playing and fell asleep.

She's such a kid.

Kneel before me, commoners!

Miyu, shall I piggyback you as well?

It's okay. I'm an adult, you know.

You better not get muscle pains from walking.

I'm going to shower once I'm back.

Oh? Then, I'll join you.

Yes!

Then, let's head back home at once.

Geez, such an energetic sister I have.

What's the matter, Ren?

Head back home, huh.

Looking forward to going home is a wonderful thing.

Yes, it really is.

It makes me feel so happy to know that we can stay here as long as we want.

Let's work hard and return the favor.

Yeah.

Yo, son.

I finally found you.

So this is where you were.

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

Ren, isn't the Kuonji residence a wonderful place?

Ren, we siblings will be here forever.

Yup yup!

That's too bad, because Dad's now here!

One Dirty Butler

You're really an insensible person, aren't you?