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Here is today's recommendation.

These seasonal vegetables are affordable and tasty,

and very nutritious to boot.

It looks like he's become pretty reliable.

Ren, from tomorrow, be my personal attendant for a while.

Together with me!

First you have to be clear about your master's schedule.

Yes. By the way, what are your plans for tomorrow?

Securing the house.

Securing the house...

And then?

That's all.

What exactly does Miyu-san do everyday?

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

A Little Hero

Good morning.

Good morning!

Morning.

Mi-Miyu-san?

Here you are.

This bra is for today, right?

It tickles...

~Such cute cherries...~

Cherries?

Alright, Miyu-chan, banzai!

Mihato, don't I always tell you to stop treating me like a child?

Banzai.

Yes, yes.

Ren, is something wrong?

Um, I was just thinking that you two are a great combination!

Mihato's consideration is a great help to me.

Miyu-chan is so cute and honest, taking care of you is its own reward.

Instead of cute, say that I have a "mature charm."

Alright, all done!

Perfect as well, today.

I'll be going!

See you, Yume.

Miyu-tan, be a good girl and mind the house today, too.

Nee-san...

Shinra-sama, we should be leaving soon.

Right then, I'm off to my battlefield.

I'll see you to the entrance hall.

Your coffee.

Ah, black like an adult would drink.

You've become so considerate too.

Thank you very much.

Today's schedule?

Yes, that would be securing the house.

Miyu-san really didn't take even one step out of the house today.

Ren, hurry and get prepared.

Yes.

Prepared for what?

For the bath!

Um-- what-- yes, I mean...no! Well...eh?

W-What's this?

Wash it.

Yes ma'am!

My underwear are mostly delicates, so make sure to wash them by hand.

U-Understood!

T-This isn't too rough, is it?

Mm. You're doing it softly, it feels good.

We are master and servant, so it'll be a problem if you get embarrassed.

Starting tomorrow, do your duties properly.

Yes...

Then, goodnight.

Night, Ren.

It isn't bad having a pure boy attend to me.

Let's see... tomorrow's schedule is...

Look at you, your clothes will get wrinkled!

Let's work hard again tomorrow.

Good morning, Miyu-san.

Morning.

What are today's plans?

Gathering information from the Internet.

I was able to scrub her back properly without getting embarrassed today!

Ren. Please call Mihato.

Yes?

Let's talk deeply, and deepen our master-servant bond.

I wanted to try this just once.

I'd feel bad if Mihato's arm fell asleep, but I'll try it with you.

Alright...

Ren-chan...

Mihato is fast asleep, so tell me about yourself first.

Even if you ask, I don't really have any nice stories from before I came here..

That's true.

Then, what's your dream?

My dream is... to have live happily with Hato-nee.

If that's the case, you can relax.

For however long you two can work for me, I'll look after the both of you.

Thank you very much.

Despite her appearance, Miyu-san really is an adult.

So, what's your dream?

I-I can't sleep!

I can see everything...

My, my, what are you doing, Ren-chan?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

I was possessed!

You were possessed? Geez, you're incorrigible, you naughty boy.

If things were as simple as that, we wouldn't need laws... right?

Have some shame, Ren!

I'll be going.

Yume, what's the matter?

Oh, it's nothing...

I couldn't finish the work I need to hand in...

If it's homework, I can take a look at it for you.

Thanks, but I can finish it up quickly at school.

Can you finish something that quickly if you haven't been able to finish it yet?

You're too blunt!

What is this, Miyu-tan?

Acting like an older sister in the morning, how cheeky.

Don't put things such a weird way!

No matter how smart she is, a little sister is still a little sister.

Just obediently respect your older sister and accept her benevolence.

You're the one who should act her age and keep her conduct in mind.

I'm going.

Oh?

Shinra-sama, it's time.

Yeah...

Today's plans?

To get recharged at home.

How long is Miyu-san going to stay dawdling at home?

I can't control myself, oh those curves!

Hey Miss, spend the night with me!

Your body doesn't lie! Your body is getting so hot!

You're making some nice sounds, did you come already?

Educational guidance!

Cut it out! You're going to mess up the food!

You're just a low-ranking servant, and you dare eavesdrop on my private matters?

What are you, the straight man in a manzai comedy?

Anyway, it has nothing to do with me being a servant!

When you're Miyu's personal attendant, you're my subordinate!

Go find a good woman for me!

What did you say? Don't mess around!

You incorrigible robot!

For now, I'll take your cell phone as an apology.

What are you planning to do with my cell phone?!

Are you planning on disobeying me?!

What should we do Beni... shouldn't we stop them?

We shouldn't get involved with idiots.

Wait! Stop right there!

You cowardly piece of junk!

I don't want to!

Wait damnit!

Benisu got her here?

Daring to bring shame upon your mistress, eh?

You will both be punished!

You...!

Note: This line, as well as the leek that Miyu is holding, is a reference to the song and fan videos for "Miku-miku ni Shite Ageru" created by the Vocaloid vocal synthesizing software.

I'll give you some miyu-miyu!

Wait!

Ahh... I'm understanding Miyu-san less and less...

It's your fault!

I can't mov...

Hey, what's wrong?

His battery ran out?

Stop right there!

Miyu! I won't do it again, so please forgive me!

It ended while you were recharging.

What did you say?

My bosom friend!

Thanks for saving me!

So you were a good person!

If you have any problems, just tell me! Since we're friends already.

You're really a weird robot, huh?

Miyu just received a payment to her account.

Even though she idles at home, she gets paid?

Don't mock Miyu!

She has patents on various inventions, so money comes in without her doing anything!

Miyu studied a lot during her childhood,

and skipped grades till she graduated from university, living a life multiple times faster than others.

I see now...

Miyu-san isn't just playing.

Miyu-san... umm, earlier, I...

You came at a good time. Help us out.

Uh y-y-yes.

Yes, yes, just move already!

You're in the way if you just stand there!

Alright, Mihato, put this in the oven.

Alright~ poke~

What are you doing, you sukapontan!

If you don't do it quick, you're getting punished!

Note: This scene parodies the Time Bokan anime series of the 1970s. "Sukapontan" was a nonsense insult used by the female villains.

Okay, fast fast!

What should I do?

You couldn't hand in your course choice survey?

Yeah.

Even though my name is Yume, to not have any dreams...

I'm really not living up to my name, am I.

Yume...

But if you compare it to the world's problems, it's nothing big, right?

If you speak like that, no matter how much time passes, you'll never change at all.

I see.

And, what should I do?

You have to think of that yourself.

I see.

Hmm... Let's see...

Yume, never give up!

Here you go.

Oh, it's Shinra-sama.

Your father, famous in the business world, and also for his environmental and philanthropic activities,

the famous Kuonji Banshou --

What do you think of him?

My father is the person I respect the most.

I'm envious...

Hmm?

To have a father worthy of respect...

Ren.

Do you also plan on devoting your efforts to such areas, and not merely to music?

Yes.

However, for now, I am putting my all into music.

Nanahama Philharmonic's coming collaboration will be conducted by Kuonji Shinra-san, idol of the classical world.

I wonder if it's because of her job.

She's really serious and doesn't smile.

Her mood was probably marred by her talking more about Father than herself.

That's just like Shinra-sama!

Even though your performance is close, you've been quite busy with interviews lately.

Maybe you should take a break.

I'll be fine.

My father was really a wonderful person.

The music is nice, though, isn't it.

Ah, a flying squirrel!

You're in the way!

My health's going down!

Is this squirrel an ally or an enemy?

I can't tell...

Since we're at it, just go with the red door!

This is a pretty nice game, isn't it?

Are you two thinking about your future properly?!

My dream hasn't changed,

so don't disturb me!

My contribution for this month.

You won't complain with this, right?

You're in the way!

What was that attitude?

You know, Shin-oneechan.

I'm thinking of getting a part-time job and trying to discover myself...

Miyu's turned bad...

My, my, what would she be like if she went astray?

Maybe... it's like this?

Yume is also the school idol today!

You're great, aren't you, Yume?

W-What's happened? For my clearheaded Onee-xhan who was a child prodigy to be doing this...

I'm not clearheaded or a prodigy, Yume.

At most, I'm just...

O-Onee-chan...

Yume, fall into the darkness of hell with me.

First we'll rip the vinyl off and stand while reading.

Then we'll murmur to the kids that Santa doesn't exist.

When the person in front of us at the cashier is taking his time with his coins...

Lastly, when we seem to be losing in battles on the Internet...

we'll just cut the connection...

I'm sure it'll be like that.

What should we do?

By the way, didn't you mix in your own desires?

Miyu-san might have gone wild, so maybe she's secretly performing music!

Could it be something like this?

You bastards! Good job coming to my live show!

Oh yeah! It's Miyu-san!

She's got those amazing twin tails again today!

Here's the first song!

Get eaten by the death twin-tails!

Twin twin twin twin twin twin twin twin twin twin twin twin twin

There it is! Miyu-san's doing 10 'twins' per 2 seconds!

Note: This scene parodies a similar word-repeating scene in the manga Detroit Metal City.

It's almost like I'm twin tails!

Twin-tails makes it!

Next is IQ240! Let's go!

There it is! Miyu-san's IQ240!

The rest will be on the CD.

Something like that?

Why death metal?

That's your own taste, right?

Anyways!

I absolutely won't let her go astray!

I love Miyu, so I have to persuade her to come around.

Wait a moment.

Don't get in the way, Ren!

Miyu-san is just taking a break from all her efforts up to now!

A break?

Yes, but she's not been doing nothing at all!

All the servants treasure Miyu-san, whether they're assigned to her or not.

Besides, isn't Miyu-san the one who knows the matters of the house the best?

Please look at the present her!

It seems I was too hasty.

And?

As a sister, I won't make that mistake again.

Then, as an apology, would you like to go around in your shorts?

Don't get too cocky, you loli!

Sis!

Hey, stop that!

This is my dream.

To create a place for the ones I care for to live happily together.

I want to open a restaurant where family and friends can relax and enjoy themselves.

That's a wonderful dream.

Then, I'll announce mine too!

I'm going to take a part-time job!

I see. Good luck.

By the way, Miyu-tan.

Even after your work begins, when I want you to be with me, you'll stay at home.

The things you say are so inconsistent!

Love is a selfish thing!

Ren, save me!

Yes! I'm coming.

Who is the master of this house, Ren?

I won't save you.

But right now you're my personal attendant!

I'll save you!

Eh? Umm... This is dumb...

Ren! You're my personal attendant!

That has nothing to do with it...

Hey! Just save me already!

Don't you know everything belongs to the master, and he does what he wishes with his things...

Come on, let's eat...

Ren!

Hey, someone help me!

Yume.

Why? Why is it only Miyu-Oneechan?

Don't cry... Yume!

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

Ah, *sigh*.

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Yume is troubled!

Whether as a servant or as a friend, I have to help her no matter what.

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

Save me, my prince on a wooden pony!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

It seems something like a white horse has been requested.

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

I can ride it! They used to call me stuff like "The Rider" back home!

Turnabout! Natose Cometh

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Leave it to me!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...