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No problems at all.

Ageha-sama, here are your seconds.

What a great smell.

Your anee is very skilled.

Yes, I'm very proud of her.

Ren-chan...

Seconds!

It's delicious right, Natose-san?

Yeah!

Outside of Japanese food, my cooking skills are better!

Here's your tea.

The skillful Natose,

Mihato with her delicious cooking,

and the smart Ren.

The Kuonji have great servants.

Benisu-san! We're comrades whose existence has been forgotten.

Let's live on quietly, all right?

Don't group me together with you!

I have to do something...

Ageha-sama...

I, Kojuurou, will come to meet you!

This is a story of hot and passionate individuals

who fight for humanity itself.

So you were here~

You can't get that hot~

I'll cool you down.

H-hey...

But I'm getting hotter!

P-P-Please let me go!

Ageha-sama!

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa touzen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, wanting your loyalty

~Test it~

Hontou ni shinjite wo It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki ka I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad

okotta furishite faking being angry and

batsu wo ataeru wa dealing out a punishment

Sugu ni yubisaki de kisu shite mite yo So I'll give you a touching kiss right now

Kage ga aru to ima wa kanjite mo It feels like now you're a shadow

I miss you

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara go byou de kaketsuke nakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I might just throw you out

Dakara itsudemo koko ni ite That's why, always stay by my side

Nee-san, what are you planning to do?

It's been longer than scheduled and there are still no signs of her leaving.

It's not a problem, is it?

Nee-san!

What are you doing?!

Are you jealous?

This is not about the pandas...

Myu-tan's still a kid, isn't she...

Has she already fallen in love with my touch?

Just hurry up and put on your clothes.

We'll talk right after that.

Myu-tan's cute when she's angry.

Ageha-sama!

This passionate scream is...

I heard that Ageha-sama had not returned even though it was past the scheduled date,

so I, Kojuurou, overcoming my injuries with my spirit, have come to pick you up!

So you have.

Aren't you glad, Ageha-chan?

Then, with this...

It was a pleasant walk. Come after school ends, then.

Ren.

Ageha-sama?

Ageha-sama...

Oh, no. I'll be going now.

Have a safe trip, Yume Oujo-sama.

Ren, my good friend...

Sorry, I have work to do so I have to go back.

I'm already done here so you can start on dinner preparation.

Understood!

Onee-chan's secret tool, pufferfish~

Lively, lively, live~ly...

You do have a license, right?

Of course!

I'm going to prepare a special meal tonight for Ageha-sama.

It causes a little tingling sensation and then sudden stiffening, you say? Kuruppo...

Stop it!

This is my passion!

Please let go of me!

As a cook of the Kuonji family, I can't allow you to make something that dangerous!

Oh? Ren received his first kiss?

It was stolen during a momentary slip in defence, though.

At this rate, the morals of our house will be thrown into disorder.

As expected from the house policewoman.

You're really strict.

Nee-san, think about it seriously!

Stress has been piling up on Beni too... maybe some new encouragement is in order.

It isn't sweet enough.

Get Ren to give me some milk coffee.

Unfortunately, the kid has gone to pick Ageha-sama up.

I can pick it up for you instead.

No, it's fine.

Have you been waiting there all this time?

Ageha-sama seems to have changed...

It's your imagination, right?

Did something unusual happen at the Kuonji house?

No... umm...

Ageha-sama is a really dedicated person who trains seriously and reads books every day unfailingly.

That's right, isn't it?

Here I go, Kojuurou!

Yes!

Since childhood, she has trained me harshly.

Catch it, Kojuurou!

What are you doing?

Ageha-sama...

She was strict on others.

She trained me through harsh days!

It's not sharp!

You can do it if you try!

Why?!

Certainly, she's really strict.

Oh! You've trained with Ageha-sama?

Let me give you my thanks, Ren!

You are a true friend!

Don't say such embarrassing things!

But really, it's nothing big.

To put it like that...

You're such a good person!

Please spare me... are you planning on killing me from inside?

Oh, Ren-kun, sorry to keep you waiting.

Yume Oujo-sama, Ageha-sama.

Ageha-sama! Let's return home together!

Alright, alright.

You can go home now.

Let's go home, Ren.

Ageha-sama!

Ageha-sama...

Ageha-sama!!!

Without even punching me...

As I thought, Ageha-sama has changed...

It's not sharp!

It's like this. Do you get it?

Your chest is against on my back... Your chest...

My nervous is chest!

Alright, try it once more.

Oh, you can do it if you try!

I'll get some tea!

Again, Ren?!

No... just a little...

Ren-kun has improved thanks to Ageha-sama.

That's what I want to say, but I haven't had any chance to talk privately with him lately...

Ageha-sama...

I'm hungry...

Oh, that's right.

It seems that Beniko is going to make tonight's dinner.

Do you have any request?

I would like your cooking.

I can't cook...

You can do it if you try.

If you don't try, nothing will ever happen.

This is...

Ren-chan, this is your first time cooking, right?

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Itadakimasu.

Don't disrespect the art of cooking!

Is this even worth judging?!

I really have no comeback today!

We really have to do something.

Our lives are at stake.

It's hard seeing Ren-chan being corrupted by another woman!

Ren-chan...

I know how you feel.

I too have been holding back on various orders I wanted to give.

Ageha-sama.

Ren? Come in.

What did you need at this time?

There are things to be trained at night.

Umm... what would they be?

Take the things on top of the desk.

Oh, reading.

You should read them before you sleep.

I will lend them to you.

I've never really read books.

If that's the case, now is the best chance to do it.

Ageha-sama.

The proof of loyalty.

Yes.

G-G-Goodnight!

He ran away again.

What am I getting sucked into?

It's the third one today!

I broke three today!

Your skills have improved, Ren.

It's all thanks to your teaching.

Getting good, aren't you. I'll have to go harder on you.

Thank you very much.

The proof of loyalty.

Yes.

This is... Ageha-sama?

Ageha-sama...

Ageha-san, I...

To Ageha-sama...

What did you do to Ageha-sama?!

WHAT!!!

Bastards who interfere with others' love...

Should be kicked by a horse straight to hell!!

Stop saying that!

I even already said it wasn't love... Don't suddenly snap!

Loyalty to a master is a genuine thing that exceeds mere passion or love!

To... to step on that!!

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!

Its blazing light screams for me to defeat you!

Take this! My love, my anger, and my sorrow!

Like I said, you shouldn't say that!

Since it's come to this, from among the 360 techniques,

I'll decide this with Battler X!

Become the light!

You fools!

Ageha-sama.

You fool!

Aren't you punching the wrong person?

This is fine.

Right now, Kojuurou is not even worth punishing.

Ageha-sama...

To not be satisfied with pointlessly sneaking into the house your master is in the care of,

but to even run wild with violence and heap abuse with your tongue.

Such offences are beyond difficult to forgive!

Y-Yes!

Return to the mansion and do penance.

Y-Yes!

I am interested in Ren, so I will abide here for a time.

Y-Yes!

Huh?

What?

Is that the reason for you staying here?

Correct.

Now that you understand, leave at once.

Then...

If I, Kojuurou, can prove myself a better butler than Ren, will you return?

What?

We will accept that challenge.

Shinra-sama.

If you win, take your master and go home.

Fool! You who treacherously stole someone important from me -- I will open your eyes! Fool!

You are the one who needs to realize this misunderstanding already!

The match will be a best of three.

The person who obtains two wins is the victor.

First match...

Start!

Let me explain:

This is a match to see who can carry the masters' clothes faster. A physical test.

For this, we have requested the masters to act as judges.

And opening the event is a servant of the Kuonji family.

Manservants, carry all this luggage.

You don't have the right to say that to me!

Oh look, if you don't hurry you'll lose.

I'll get properly you after this!

What's in this?

One down.

Right now, they're even.

Compared to Ren who carries each piece at full speed, Kojuurou is slow but carries two at a time.

Ageha-sama!

Why do I feel mine are heavier?

It's just your imagination! Good luck!

As expected from Beni, the luggage has been divided well.

Indeed.

But we can't lower our guard.

Alright, last one!

Geez, that hot-blooded idiot.

This is the last trip for both of them.

Now, who will finish the carrying first?

Last!

First match winner: Ren!

I was so close...

Alright! I won!

I feel bad for Ageha-chan's attendant!

Your opponent was still recovering, that wasn't very mature!

Read the atmosphere!

What is this away-game-like air?

Hato-nee..

I'm sorry, Ren-chan, this is to get you back!

The second match is a duel of attentiveness.

When you give the master what they wish for, your points will increase.

Ready, start!

Would you like another cup?

Oh, thank you, Ren-kun!

Ren immediately gets one point.

Natose-san, you mustn't say thanks!

Ah, crap!

Here are your dessert seconds.

I don't need any more...

....since I'm on a diet.

Oh a fail! Minus one point, giving zero.

Ren-chan...

Here.

Thank you!

There it is! A perfect four!

Kojuurou is leading all of a sudden!

Ageha-sama.

How is this fair?!

Talking back to your master?

Minus one point.

Second match over. Winner: Kojuurou!

Alright!

He's...

How long are you going to rejoice? I'm really going to win the next one!

Y-Yeah.

As I thought.

Ren is good, but isn't Kojuurou good too?

It's good that his injuries have healed, isn't it?

Y-Yeah.

Good luck, Kojuurou-kun!

The third match will test the contestants' loyalty to their master --

A master quiz.

Compared to Ren who just started,

Kojuurou may have a little of an advantage since he's served her from childhood.

It isn't just a little bit!

Kojuurou! Kojuurou! Kojuurou! Kojuurou!

Why is everyone against me?

In that case, I can't let myself lose the slightest bit!

Ageha-sama...

Hey, are you...

Question: The origin of Ageha-sama's forehead scar is...

That is...

T-That is...

The answer is in the PS2 game.

It's not the time for such a ridiculous answer!

I will win. I will win and take Ageha-sama home.

Kojuurou, you weren't fully healed?

He didn't have his normal movements from the start.

I daresay he was too worried about Ageha-sama and ran away from the hospital.

Kojuurou...

Ageha-sama...

Such a reckless person.

I am going to be returning home, so you should return to the hospital without worrying,

and heal completely...

So I can punch you with full force.

Yes, Ageha-sama.

Ren, is my milk coffee still not here?

Y-Yes!

Take these panda cookies while you're at it.

O-Okay...

I would like some adult black coffee.

Yes!

Won't you read some manga with Yume?

Alright...

What is this?

Ever since that duel, everyone's been working me so hard...

Kid!

Yes!

Ren-kun! Can I have bit of help?

Be right there!

It's because you only paid attention to Ageha-sama.

With this I'm done with everything...

Umm, the cleaning outside's not done yet...

I'm begging you all, let me rest a little!

A-A-Ageha-sama...

I haven't given up on you yet, Ren.

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

I really enjoy being able to kick up a row!

Yeah, next time it might not be bad for me to try being a maid.

Well, you'll be punished, Master Kojuurou-kun~

This isn't like me... Maybe I should go cool my head down.