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Kimiaru ep.8

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This is a problem.

Milady Ahega, here is your refill.

Mmm, it smells great. Your sister sure is a good cook.

Yes, I'm proud to have her as a sister.

Ren...

Seconds, please!

Isn't it delicious, Natose?

Yes!

I'm better than her at everything except for Japanese dishes.

Here's your tea.

The skillful Natose, the culinary proficient Mihato,

and the attentive Ren. The Kuonji family has an excellent entourage.

Benisu, let us forgotten ones live in obscurity.

Don't treat me like one of your own!

I must do something about this.

Milady Ahega, I, Kojuurou will welcome you back home!

This is a story of passionate warriors who are fighting for the sake of Earth.

So this is where you were.

You musn't get so hot.

I will relieve you.

H-Hey...

For some reason, I'm getting hot myself!

L-Let me go...

Milady Ahega!

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa touzen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, wanting your loyalty

~Test it~

Hontou ni shinjite wo It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki ka I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad

okotta furishite faking being angry and

batsu wo ataeru wa dealing out a punishment

Sugu ni yubisaki de kisu shite mite yo So I'll give you a touching kiss right now

Kage ga aru to ima wa kanjite mo It feels like now you're a shadow

I miss you

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara go byou de kaketsuke nakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I might just throw you out

Dakara itsudemo koko ni ite That's why, always stay by my side

Sister, what are you going to do?

She's overstaying, and there's no sign of her going home.

Isn't it still okay?

Sister!

What are you doing?!

Are you jealous?

I'm not talking about the pandas!

Miyutan's still a child, right?

Have you already missed my physical contact?

Forget about it and get dressed.

I'm only going to talk after you've done that.

Miyutan's angry face is also cute.

Milady Ahega!

This unpleasant scream can only be...

Since I heard that you, Milady Ahega, have not returned upon schedule,

I, Kojuurou, have healed my wounds by willpower alone, and am ready to welcome you home.

Is that so?

Aren't you glad, Ageha?

In that case, I will return to my duties.

Good work.

I will see you after school, Ren.

Huh?

A-Milady Ahega?

Milady Ahega...

Oh, no! I've got to go.

Have a nice day, Milady Yume!

Ren, my good buddy...

Sorry, but I have work to do, so I'm going back home.

I'll be finished with this soon, so you can start preparing supper.

Roger.

Big Sis's secret tool: Blowfish!

Fresh! Fresh! Fresh!

I hope you have a license to prepare that.

Of course!

I'm going to make a special dish for Milady Ahega's sake tonight!

They say connoisseurs enjoy feeling the numbing sensation.

Kuruppo...

Stop that!

Have mercy! Let me go!

As the chef to the Kuonji family, I won't allow you to serve something dangerous like that!

Ren's first kiss?

Although it looks like it was taken from him inadvertently.

If this goes on, the discipline within our household will deteriorate.

As expected from a home security guard, you're pretty stern.

Translator's note: Home Security Guard is the derogatory term for a NEET.

Sister, get serious!

Since Beni seems stressed out...

I guess we need new stimulation.

It's not sweet enough.

Huh?

Have Ren bring over coffee flavored milk.

Unfortunately, the kid just went to pick up Milady Ahega.

Allow me to bring it, if that's okay with you.

No, never mind.

Hey, were you waiting there until now?

I feel as if Milady Ahega has changed.

I-It must be your imagination.

Did anything happen within the Kuonji family?

Well... that is...

Milady Ahega has been diligently training and reading books everyday.

As I thought!

Here we go, Kojuurou!

Yes.

Since her childhood, she was strict to herself.

Catch it, Kojuurou!

What are you doing?!

Milady Ahega...

And strict towards others.

Undergoing training everyday.

It's not sharp!

I knew you could do it!

Why?

It's true that it's tough.

Oh, so you've been accompanying Milady Ahega with her training.

Let me express my thanks, Ren!

You're a true friend!

Hey, stop saying such embarrassing things!

Besides, I haven't done anything much.

What a nice guy you are to be so modest.

Give me a break.

Are you trying to win over my conscience?

Oh, Ren! Thanks for waiting!

Milady Yume. Milady Ahega.

Milady Ahega!

Let's go back to your house together.

Good boy, good boy.

You may go home now.

Let's go, Ren.

Um... that is... Milady A-Ahega...

Milady Ahega...

Milady Ahega!

She didn't even hit me...

As I thought, Milady Ahega has changed.

It's not sharp!

See, do you get it?

Y-Your breasts are touching my back.

Boobs... quivering... rack... tits...

All right, let's try it again.

Whoa, I knew you could do it.

I-I'll go make some tea...

Hold it, Ren!

Ren has improved thanks to Milady Ahega.

I'd like to mention it to him, but we haven't had the chance to talk these days.

Milady Ahega...

I'm hungry...

Oh, that's right.

Due to circumstances, tonight's dinner will be made by Beniko.

Do you have any requests?

I desire a meal cooked by you, Ren.

Huh? I can't do it!

Anything can happen if you try, nothing will happen if you don't.

This is...

Ren, this is your first try at cooking, right?

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Thanks for the meal.

Don't underestimate cooking! I'm going to slice you, moron!

For once I can't argue...

We have to seriously do something.

Or else, our life will be at stake.

To see Ren being poisoned by some other woman is more than I can take.

Ren...

I understand how you feel.

I want to order him around, yet I'm holding back.

Milady Ahega.

Ren? Come in.

What is it at this time of night?

There are places that you have to train at night.

Um... such as where?

Bring me what's on the table.

Ah, b-books.

You should read it before you sleep.

I will lend it to you.

I've never read these kind of books.

In that case, now is the opportunity to do so.

Milady Ahega...

Show me the token of your loyalty.

Yes.

G-Good night!

So you escaped once again.

What am I doing, almost getting myself enticed?

I crushed three tons today.

I split three tiles today.

You've improved, Ren.

Thanks to your guidance, Milady Ahega.

You're still green. I will train you more.

Thank you very much.

The token of loyalty.

Yes.

This is... Milady Ahega?

Milady Ahega!

Miss Ageha, I...

Milady Ahega...

How dare you do something indecent like that to Milady Ahega!

Those who attempt to interfere with people's love life should...

get kicked by a horse and go to hell!

That's my line!

Translator's note: Famous line of Domon Kasshu from Mobile Fighter G Gundam, voiced by Seki Tomokazu, the VA for Ren.

You're the one who said that it wasn't about love.

So don't blow your cool like that!

Loyalty towards one's master is a sacred thing which cannot be defined by love and affection.

But you... you stepped out of line!

My hands are roaring aflame!

Glistening and yelling to defeat you!

Take this, the passion, hate, and sorrow of...

I said, that's my line!

Translator's note: Another memorable line from G Gundam.

Then it's time for one of my 365 moves, Butler X Slash!

Become the light!

You idiots!

Milady A-Ahega...

You dolt!

A-Aren't you hitting the wrong person?

This is fine as is.

The current Kojuurou isn't even worth handing out punishment.

Milady Ahega...

Not only have you trespassed the estate of the family who is hosting your master...

you have committed treacherous acts to go with your inane comments.

Your sins are unforgivable!

Ma'am!

You are to be grounded at the mansion.

Ma'am!

As I have affection towards Ren, I will remain here for a while.

Ma'am.

Huh?

What?

Is that the reason why you are staying here?

Exactly.

If you got the message, then leave at once.

Then, if this Kojuurou can prove that he is a better butler than Ren,

will you return to your house?

What?

We will accept the challenge.

Milady Shinra.

If you win, take your master with you.

You fool. I will knock sense into you, after betraying your friend and taking away someone important from me...

You fool!

And you better realize your misunderstanding by now.

The contest is to be decided in three matches.

The one who takes two out of three will be declared the winner.

Match number one.

Start!

Allow me to explain.

In this match, it is up to the contestant to answer his master's orders as much and as soon as he can.

A stamina match.

By the way, the masters are to be the judges.

And the Kuonji staff members will act as the masters.

Serfs, carry my luggage outside.

You can't order me around!

Come on, if you don't hurry up, you're going to lose.

I'm going to make you pay for this later.

What did you put inside this?

One down.

At the moment, they're evenly matched.

Compared to Ren, who carries one baggage at full speed...

Kojuurou is carrying two baggages at a slow pace.

Milady Ahega!

Why does it seem like only my baggages are heavy?

It's only your imagination. Go for it!

Nice going Beni. She distributed the luggage perfectly.

It seems so. But you can't be too sure.

Good! The last one!

Geez, that hot blooded idiot...

Both of you, this is the last baggage.

Now, who will be the one to finish first?

Last one!

The winner of the first bout: Ren!

I was almost there...

All right, I won!

I feel sorry for Ageha's servant!

Your opponent has just come back from injuries, so cut him some slack!

Sense the mood, you know!

Why does the atmosphere seem like I'm the visitor here?

Hato...

Sorry, Ren.

This is to retrieve Ren.

Match number two will be about attentiveness.

You will receive points for serving the needs of your master.

Ready, start!

Do you wish for another cup?

Oh, thanks, Ren!

One point for Ren.

Natose, you're not supposed to thank him.

Oh no.

Here's some more sweets.

Um, I don't need anymore.

I-I'm on a diet.

Whoa he missed, which means minus one point and back to zero.

Huh?

Ren...

Here.

Thank you.

Yes, the maximum four points!

Kojuurou has now taken a decisive lead!

Milady A-Ahega...

That isn't fair!

Are you going to turn against your master?

That'll be minus one point.

Huh?

The second bout has finished.

Huh?

And the winner is: Kojuurou.

I did it.

That guy...

How long are you going to soak in victory? I'm going to win the next battle.

Y-Yeah...

As I thought.

Ren is good, but Kojuurou isn't bad either.

Aren't you glad his injury has healed?

Yeah.

Go for it, Kojuurou!

The third match will test your loyalty towards your master. The master's trivia quiz!

Compared to the recently hired Ren, Kojuurou has a slight advantage, as he has been employed since he was little.

It's not a matter of slight, you know!

Kojuurou! Kojuurou!

What's with everyone?

Kojuurou! Kojuurou!

With my pride on the line now, I defintely can't lose.

Milady Ahega...

Hey, don't tell me you're...

Question: What is the cause of Milady Ahega's scar on her forehead?

T-That is...

T-That is...

Make sure you check out the PS2 game for the answer.

It's not the time to be fooling around, you know!

I have to win.

Win and take Milady Ahega back.

Kojuurou, you haven't healed yet.

He wasn't his usual self from the start.

I assume he snuck out of the hospital, as he was concerned about Milady Ahega.

Kojuurou.

Milady A-Ahega...

Such a simple minded one.

I will return to my house, therefore you are to go back to the hospital and recuperate.

So that I can hit you with all of my might.

Yes.

Milady Ahega.

Ren, where's my coffee flavored milk?

Y-Yes!

While you're at it, bring the panda cookies.

Oh, okay.

For the adult person I am, I request coffee served black.

At once!

Do you want to read manga with Yume?

One moment.

What's with everyone? Ever since the match, they've been treating me roughly.

Hey kid!

Yes!

Ren, can you lend a hand?

I'm on my way!

That's what you get for serving only Milady Ahega.

I think I've done about everything.

Um, the entrance has yet to be swept.

What a downer.

Please, give me a break!

Milady A-Ahega...

I haven't given up yet, Ren.

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

Since I was able to stir up a ruckus, I'm quite pleased!

Next time, acting like a maid may not be a bad idea.

My, it's time for your punishment, Kojuurou.

Translator's note: Parody of maid characters voiced by Tanaka Rie, the VA for Ageha, including Mariel from Hanaukyo Maid Team and Maria from Hayate no Gotoku!

I got carried away. I need to chill out.