Original subtitles

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

The Yume Revamping Plan

Hey, Uesugi.

I see you're working hard.

Yo. I see you've gotten used to your work.

Good morning.

Where's Yume? We have club activities today.

Crap! They're already here!

She should be here any--

G-Good morning.

Since you're the new captain, be more conscious about punctuality.

Well, I ended up staying late.

Hey, Yume! You forgot your obentou again!

Ah, sorry.

You'll be late if you don't hurry.

Hey, what are you doing, Mi?

The sun's irresistible rays... Aaah... I can't take it anymore!

Stop doing SM play with the sun!

And with this direct stimulation, furthermore... Aha~

Why?! Why?!

That aside, Yume Oujo-sama, did you forget anything else?

That's mean of you, Ren-kun.

I'm not that clumsy.

I've also checked thoroughly.

Guess I worried for nothing.

Well then, I'm off!

Have a good day!

My... she's shining!

Brighter than usual.

Y-Yume!

Y-Your pantsu...

You forgot to wear your pantsu!

Gosh! There's no way I'd be that stupid...

I-I-I'm off.

H-Have a good day.

Yume is troubled about her personality being plain.

I think a clumsy girl is quite a character already.

I want to do something about this...

I'm sad when Yume is sad...

Natose-san...

Alright then.

I'll help out in solving Yume Oujo-sama's problem.

Thank you, Ren-kun!

You're so kind.

Good boy, good boy.

Yumecchi! This is your obentou!

I gave her obentou to her earlier...

That's Shinra-sama's obentou!

This is Yumecchi's!

No way--

It's the personal attendant's job to check this!

Everything for Yume Oujo-sama's sake, right?

Go dash after her!

Yes!

She'll die if she doesn't have her lunch!

That only applies to you!

Please wait, Yume!

It's more like the people surrounding Oujo-sama are too colorful, rather than her character being plain.

Oujo-sama,

I brought your drink--

So she fell asleep.

Oujo-sama, you should sleep properly in your bed if you're sleepy.

Huh? What's this notebook?

Note: This is a parody of Death Note.

Yume Note?

So she had something like this...

What is this?!

Wow! It's full of text!

What's this power that's swallowing me?!

A-Are her fantasies written in here?!

Another monster has appeared in this area!

The world... ah... is going to end.

I'm gonna be eaten!

I-If only we had a savior for such times!

I'm the local monster Kuman!

I kill cool guys and give money to the ugly.

Oh no~

Someone help me~

I kill the smart, and give money to the slow.

N-No... Spare me...

Heel kick!

108 Style... Iron Claw!

Note: This is a parody of Kawamura Takashi's 108 Style Hadoukyuu from Prince of Tennis.

Damn!

You are...

Oh, just an ally of justice.

I look like that, no?

Are you all right?

Now that we have come, you should be okay.

My, what an impactful person.

In contrast, you leave little of an impression.

It's just you being too radiant.

I'm envious.

Let's leave these obvious things aside and run away.

Your attack has no effect on me.

Just don't call the hunting club.

You're hindering the aesthetics here, so run away.

I'd do that even without you telling me!

Leave this to me!

Here I go!

With the power of Ambrosia, here comes my Sure-Kill Valkyrie Boots!

Note: This is a parody of Lenalee's "Shittsui no Tougi: Tetsukase" (Falling Footwork: Iron Shackles) from D.Gray-man.

Ineffective... Way too ineffective!

Less effective than cola without carbonic acid!

What?!

I have undergone training.

This is nothing.

In that case, it's my turn now.

Oh! I found a 100-yen coin!

100 yen for me!

I'll hurry and make an investment with this.

Note: This is a parody of Kaede from the Psycho Kaede episode of Shuffle!

Cutter Shower.

This hurts even mentally!

It has an effect on him, Miyu Onee-chan!

It's my turn!

Note: This is a parody of Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh! Ore no turn!

Note: This is a parody of Mikuru's "Mikuru Beam" from The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi.

Mi... Miracle...

Miracle Beam!

Don't use that!

Ah, Miyu Onee-chan!

I'll kill the elite and give money to the NEETs.

Note: Yandere refers to a (generally female) character who is initially lovestruck but later turns psychotic.

I used my yandere power on the wrong opponent!

Anyway, I'm fine.

Just stop him!

Got it, Onee-chan.

Just watch me.

Yume's transformation!

Trans... form!

Will it take long?

Just a little.

Super Magical Girl, Yume Dream!

I thought you were in the midst of getting changed...

Don't mind it.

Among the three Kuonji sisters... You're the most unique...

You can defeat him... I believe in you...

The battle with the local monster has heated up further!

Awaken, the ultimate Dreamy Stick!

Eat this, monster!

Chant your spell and attack the foe!

The Deluxe Dreamy Stick!

In your hands.

Amazing...

Even commercials are included in Yume Oujo-sama's fantasies.

All those who disrupt peace shall be punished by me, Yume.

The sentence is always the death penalty!

Wow, a cute one sure appeared this time.

She's too cute, damn it!

Taste this ultimate attack for going against universe's rules!

It's the same as the commercial! But the sequence wasn't used?

W-W-Wait, I'll give you money, so let's talk it out! Okay?

How much?

L-L-Look, t-this and all t-this, a total of about 300 million yen for you.

I'll accept that, but don't you think there's something else you need to do?

I-I'm at fault, please forgive me.

Admitting your mistake is pretty great of you.

But still, you can't escape the death penalty.

Dream Eternal Beam!

Know who you're dealing with!

Women are indeed scary!

It's a total victory, V!

Well done, Yume. You have already surpassed me.

Your personality is sparkling so much it makes me green with envy, Yume.

My sisters, if both of you work hard, you can be like me too.

W-What a convenient, self-serving little sister fantasy!

Yume Oujo-sama went this far...

You scared me!

Ren-kun, what were you reading?

Yume Oujo-sama!

Be frank with everyone and we'll all think of a solution together!

If we discuss it earnestly, I'm very, VERY sure we can find your personality!!

Ren-kun... you are so dependable. Maybe.

So that's how it is, we're pondering how to bring out Yume Oujo-sama's personality,

and I would like to discuss it with everyone.

You sure are brimming with enthusiasm.

Indeed! I hope you'll really think about it!

I... I will be counting on everyone, then...

Pl... Please do your best for her.

Let's see...

Do you have any interests or skills that we don't know about?

I'm actually very good at picking mushrooms!

Because she can distinguish poisonous mushrooms from harmless ones!

Minor.

In that case... how about acting cuter?

That's convincing but useless coming from a person who's always acting cute.

Hato Chop!

Ouch!

Sorry, I think my hand slipped...

You cow, that was on purpose, right!?

Totally on purpose, wasn't it!? No accident, your hand didn't slip!

Yeah, that's right. Stop screaming.

And I can do dere too!

Note: "Dere" means acting lovestruck.

S-She's pretty good...

But how should I act cute?

Miyu Oujo-sama will demonstrate it to you!

Oh, a killer pass, eh?

Note: A soccer term referring to an excellent pass between strikers.

Nice one, Natose.

Well then, I'll show you the proper behavior for a cute girl.

A few days back-at Kujuukuri-I was chased-by a pink elephant!

A senseless comedy, you might as well get squashed.

Well, the ball was passed to me so suddenly...

Then... how about acting bad?

Acting bad...

The crossing sign's red but there are no cars, so I'll just jaywalk!

Something like that?

No impact at all...

The four punks will demonstrate it to you.

Don't mess with me... I'll turn you into mincemeat.

Hey, bring the crowbar over, I'm going to hack a hole in their skulls!

We're the racer gang Midnight Girls, no one can stop us.

Those who cross over my line... shall be crushed.

Nice to meetcha!

Well, it's something like that.

It's was a bit exaggerated though.

Y...You sure were into it.

Well, Yume is just Yume, right?

Follow your own way of living.

Don't insult me while summing things up...

Crying and saying "don't insult me" like that, goodness, how loli, how cute!

But the loli role is already filled by Miyu-san.

Pink elephant... Hey! Are you making a joke out of an adult like me?

Mihato.

W-What?

Note: This is a parody of Kenshiro's special move in Fist of the North Star.

Hidden skill, Role Kill!

Huh? It doesn't hurt at all.

But it's already in effect.

I've deleted all your lines. You'll only be in this scene for five more seconds.

What? No way! But I still have...

She... disappeared!

She really just disappeared!

L-Let's continue with my topic then...

Y-Yeah, let's get back to the topic.

You could be daring and wear sports attire all the time, perhaps?

I...It doesn't seem like a bad idea...

But if any of you were to mimic it...

I can't win at all!

I don't want to be the bloomer character!

You have to think carefully about making a complete change.

Then what about you, do you have any ideas?

W-Well then, how about a well-spoken, proper lady character?

That sounds nice, I'll try that.

Like this?

Oh my, Yume-san.

Let me straighten your ribbon.

I can't compare in terms of elegance!

If that's the case, then be an animal-related character!

I'm already a pigeon, pretty much.

Pigeons are flying animals.

Yeah, you are right.

You must use a land animal!

For example, like this?

Shoo, shoo.

She's really good at this.

This isn't working!

My sister's going to take away my role!

Yu-Yume!

Miss Yume!

Look Sis, bullying your little sister isn't cool.

This is my love, a twisted love.

Since we've talked so much, let's all have tea.

I wonder if Yume is fine...

In the first place, personality isn't something that asking others can help with.

Well, that's true, but...

She has to solve it by herself.

Live on strongly, little sister of mine.

I ran out without thinking...

But if I disappeared one day, what if no one noticed?

That's right, I might as well let myself stay unnoticed,

and make that my unique point, how about that?

I can get used to living like that.

That's naive of you.

Oh, Haru-kun, you gave me a scare.

It's the first time I've seen you today.

Actually, I've been around all the while.

Really?

That is not all.

I was also there when you were pantyless this morning.

Or rather, I was actually around in every scene.

That's amazing, I didn't notice at all.

That's what's really called "being unnoticed".

You're really good...

Yup, that's right.

Huh? Salty water is flowing from my eyes...

This is amazing, there are professionals even in this line.

Although I'm being envied, I can't seem to be happy at that fact...

Yu-Yume...

It's alright. Natose-san.

I'll find a way to cheer them up.

Taking someone else's path is no good, after all!

Let's think of an idea together.

Yeah, you're right.

Don't be hasty, Yume.

Someday, you'll become a striking character whom everyone will envy.

"Someday"... When is that?

That... will depend on you.

Nice way of putting it.

But... it's so far away... that future.

Miss Yume.

Haste will only make waste.

Sorry for being a busybody today, I'm really sorry.

Keep in mind you're the youngest sister.

It won't happen in a day, so it's fine to gradually let your personality emerge.

B-But... Looking at my sisters who've had charisma straight from birth,

I can't help being anxious.

"I wish I had it too," I think...

You have charisma too!

Eh? I don't have it, you don't have to console me.

Your charisma lies in giving others the desire to support you.

We can't leave you alone.

Does that count as charisma?

Of course. Actually, right now, of the three sisters, you're the one I wish to serve.

I-Is that so...

Your cheerfulness is back, that's great.

Now I see, being anxious doesn't help anything, that's really true.

Yup, take your time to think.

Yeah. So firstly, let's imagine the Sun's hugeness.

The Sun... sure is huge...

Too huge, maybe.

Compared to that hugeness, my troubles are nothing, aren't they?

Eh? Are you running from reality?

Fretting is of no use, so I have to relax.

That tranquility is amazing.

You'll definitely become a somebody in future.

Really?

Right, Ren-kun?

Y-Yeah, yes, definitely, probably...

Will I be able to start a company with a hundred thousand employees?

Y-Yeah, who knows...

Yeah, yeah.

Fight on!

Will Natose-san always be by my side and back me up?

That's for sure, Yume.

Thanks.

You are really...

Natose-san...

Looks like the problem's solved, that's good.

Wait a minute, Ren-kun.

You were really inspiring. Thanks a lot.

I was only doing what a butler should.

This is your master's reward to you.

W-W-What...?!

I finally tried attacking!

I hope you'll continue to work hard for my sake.

Nice job, Yume.

Well then, I as well will...

Thanks, Ren-kun...

Ren-kun is embarrassed, embarrassed.

You're so cute.

No, I...

I'm cute?

I see, if that's the case...

Goodbye.

What a long phone call.

Actually, the Kuonji household has another member now.

It seems that things will get increasingly noisy around here.

It's going to be fun...

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

We're finally storming into the fearsome AgehaOujo-sama arc.

Next episode, The Kuonji Family is Annihilated!? The Visitor Was Ageha Oujo-sama!

They Are My Noble Masters.

Everyone watch it next week, too!

Now then! Let's have a birthday party!

The Kuonji Family Obliterated!?

The Visitor Was Ageha Oujo-sama!