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Kimiaru ep.6

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Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

The Yume Revamping Plan

Yo, Uesugi!

I hear you're doing well.

Hey, it looks like you've gotten used to the job.

Good morning.

We have club activities today but, where's Yume?

Yikes, they're already here!

She'll be here soon...

M-Morning!

Since you're the new captain, be a little more time efficient.

Well, I couldn't help staying up late.

Hey Yume, you forgot your lunchbox again!

Oh, sorry!

If you don't hurry, you'll be late.

Yup.

And what are you doing, Mii?

Ah, the heat from the sunlight is so... ah, too much!

Stop conducting SM play with the sun!

And the additional direct stimulation is so... ah!

Why does it have to come to this...

That aside, Milady Yume, have you forgotten anything else?

You're mean, Ren... Yume's not that much of a clumsy girl!

Besides, I make sure that everything's been checked.

I guess my worries were unnecessary.

Then, I'm on my way.

Have a good day!

Wow, she's shiny!

Brighter than usual!

H-Huh?!

Y-Yume...

Y-Your panties...

You forgot to wear your panties!

Come on, there's no way Yume would do something stupid as...

I-I'm on my way.

H-Have a good day.

Yume's distressed about not being unique.

Huh? I think a klutzy girl is unique enough.

I want to do something about it.

If Yume is sad, then so am I.

Natose...

I understand. Let me help out in solving Milady Yume's concerns.

Ren! Thanks, you're kind.

Good boy, good boy.

Hey, Yumecchi! Your lunchbox is here!

Huh?

If it's about her lunchbox, I just...

That's Milady Shinra's lunchbox. This is Yumecchi's.

It can't be!

Checking out on personal items is a retinue's duty, you know!

This is for the sake of Milady Yume, okay?

Make a dash for it!

Got it!

If she doesn't eat her lunch, she'll die.

That's only you.

Wait for me, Yume!

It's more like the people surrounding Milady are too colorful instead of her being plain.

Milady,

I brought you your drin...

You've dozed off...

Milady, if you're going to sleep, you better rest in your bed.

Huh? What is this, a notebook?

Yume Note?

For Milady to have such a thing...

What the... ?

A-Amazing, it's filled with words...

What is this strong attraction?

A-Are all of Milady's delusions written in this notebook?!

No, the local monster has appeared again!

The world is, ah, coming to an end. But, it's biting into me...

I-If only a savior would appear at times like this!

I'm Kumaan, a local monster!

I kill the handsome and give money to the ugly.

Somebody, save me!

I kill the slim and give money to the obese.

N-No... forgive me.

Kakato otoshi!

108 Style Iron Claw!

Translator's note: The 108 Styles of Hadokyuu is the special technique of Gin Ishida from Prince of Tennis. Likewise, Iron Claw is that of Kousaka Tamaki of ToHeart2, voiced by Itou Shizuka, the same VA as Shinra.

Zusha.

Translator's note: 'Zusha' is a commonly used onomatopoeia for landing on the ground.

You're...

I'm just a protector of justice.

Don't I look like the part?

Is she all right?

Come on, now that Yume and the gang are here, I think you'll be okay.

My, you're larger than life!

On the other hand, your existence is faint.

No, you're too glamorous.

I'm envious of you!

Never mind about such obvious things, run!

Your attacks won't faze me.

Just don't call the hunting club.

From an aesthetic perspective, you're in the way, so beat it!

I'm getting out of here whether you tell me or not!

Leave it to me!

Here I go, with the help of Ambrosia, my lethal Valkyrie Boots!

Translator's note: These are parodies of Lenalee Lee from D.Gray-man, also voiced by Itou Shizuka.

Weak, totally weak.

Weaker than cola without carbonation.

What?

I've been training.

It has no effect at all.

In that case, it's my turn.

Oh, I found a hundred yen coin!

A hundred yen! A hundred yen!

I'm going to invest this.

Boxcutter shower.

Translator's note: Parody of Fuyou Kaede from SHUFFLE!, voiced by Gotou Yuuko, the VA for Miyu.

This hurts mentally as well!

It's working, Big Sis Miyu!

It's my turn!

M-M-Miracle... Miracle Beam!

Translator's note: Parody of Asahina Mikuru from The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi also voiced by Gotou Yuuko.

You're not allowed to do that!

Oh, Big Sis Miyu!

Beam, beam, beam!

I kill the elite and give money to NEETs.

I used my yandere powers on the wrong person!

I'm all right. More than that, stop him!

Right, Big Sis.

Watch Yume's transformation.

Metamorphosis!

Is it going to take time?

Just a bit more.

Ultra magical girl, Yume Dream!

Darn, I thought you were in the midst of a Sairamu change sequence.

Translator's note: That would be from Sailor Moon.

Don't mind.

Among the three Kuonji sisters... you're the most unique, Yume. You can beat him...

I trust you...

The battle with the local monster has further escalated.

Awaken, the invincible Dreamy Stick!

Eat this!

Chant the spells and attack the enemy!

The Deluxe Dreamy Stick!

All for you!

Awesome...

Even commercials are included in Milady Yume's fantasies.

Yume will sentence those who seek to disrupt peace.

The verdict is always capital punishment!

So, this time a cute one, huh.

Way damn cute.

The universal balance is at jeopardy. Take my signature move!

It's the same as the commercial! Hey, are you re-using the sequences?

W-W-W-W-Wait... I'll give you money, so let's talk...

O-Okay?

How much?

H-How's this?

There's about 300 million yen!

I'll take it, but... isn't there something else that you have to do?

M-My bad... forgive me!

That's commendable of you for apologizing so sincerely.

However, you won't escape capital punishment!

Huh?

Dream Eternal Beam!

Know who you're up against!

Yup, women are scary!

Complete victory, V!

You did it, Yume!

You've surpassed me.

Your personality is glittering; I'm envious, Yume.

My sisters, if you put your minds to it, you can become like Yume!

W-What a self-centered little sister delusion she has.

Milady Yume... going that far.

You startled me!

Ren, what are you reading?

Milady Yume.

Tell it to everybody and ask for their cooperation!

If you discuss it seriously, I'm sure... I'm sure...

We can find your personality, Milady!

Ren...

You're... reliable.

I think.

Therefore...

I thought it would be good for everyone to discuss on how to bring out Milady Yume's personality.

You're pretty much fired up.

Yeah, I want you to think seriously!

E-Everybody, I appreciate it.

I extend my thanks as well.

Let's see... do you have any secret hobbies or interests?

Ah, Yume is good at mushroom picking!

Yume can tell posion mushrooms apart from normal ones.

That's minor.

Then, how about acting more cutesy?

Oh, that sure sounds convincing, coming from someone who's always acting cute.

Hato chop!

Ouch!

I'm sorry! My hands accidentally slipped.

You tramp, I bet you did it on purpose!

Huh? Definitely on purpose! It's no accident! They didn't slip!

Yeah, that's right. You don't have to scream.

I can do things like that, too!

I-Impressive...

But, in what way am I supposed to act cute?

Milady Miyu will demonstrate it for you.

Oh, a killer pass, huh. You have keen eyes, Natose.

Then, I'll show you an example of a cute girl.

Yay, yay, it's great! Ahahaha!

The other day I was chased by a pink elephant at Kujuukuri!

Editor's note: Kujuukuri is a popular tourist destination in Chiba Prefecture, with a particularly popular beach, the second longest in Japan.

That's pretty lame. Get yourself trampled.

Well, the ball was passed to me so suddenly...

Then, how does a delinquent girl sound?

Delinquent?

Although it's a red light, I'm going to jaywalk since there are no cars!

Like that?

Barely any impact.

The evil foursome will demonstate it for you.

If you get carried away, I'm going to turn you into minced meat!

Hey, bring me the crowbar!

I'm going to open a hole in your head!

We're the motorcycle gang, Midnight Girls!

No one can stop us!

Anyone who gets inside my territory will be...

Crushed!

You got that?

Something like that.

I think we got carried away.

Y-You sounded like you were enjoying it...

Well, Yume is Yume.

Live what you can call your own.

Don't wrap things up, you meanie!

Aw, the way you said it so loli and cute!

But, Miss Miyu is already the loli persona.

The pink elephant...

You just made fun of the adult woman I am.

Mihato!

Kurukkuu...

What?

The secret move, Debanzan!

Huh? It doesn't hurt.

Still, it was effective.

I have erased all of your lines. Your role will be over in five seconds.

Huh? No!

But, I still want to...

S-She disappeared!

She literally disappeared!

L-Let's talk about Yume.

Y-You're right.

Let's get back to the topic.

How about doing something aggressive, such as wearing PE uniforms all the time?

Huh? I-I don't think it's a bad idea, but...

What if Shinra Big Sis does the same?

I never will be able to match up!

Besides, I don't want to be a character with bloomers!

You should have second thoughts on drastically altering your appearance.

Well, don't you have any idea of your own?

I-In that case...

How about a well versed, legitimate debutante character?!

That sounds great. Let me try it.

Would it be something like this?

My, Miss Yume.

Your ribbon is crooked.

It's elegant. What should I do?

Since we've come this far, it's the animal type!

I'm a dove, you know.

Doves are flying creatures.

That's true.

I'm going to compete using a terrestrial animal!

Like this?

Scram.

You're pretty good.

That role isn't good either!

For an elder sister to steal her sibling's position...

Y-Yume!

Milady Yume!

Hey, Sister. Bullying isn't cool.

It's a token of my love. A twisted one at that!

Now that everyone has been talking a lot, let's take a tea break.

I wonder if Yume is all right?

A persona isn't an issue you can change just by asking people.

Well, that's true, but...

She must overcome it by herself.

Be strong, my dear sister.

Ah... I couldn't help running away, but...

What should I do if nobody noticed that Yume was gone?

That's it! How about acting out a character so obscure that it eventually becomes my persona?

Right, right. Then I can live with that.

Wishful thinking!

Oh, it's you, Haru. You surprised me.

This is the first time I see you today.

To tell you the truth, I was there the whole time.

Huh? Really?

Not only that.

I was there this morning when you were without your underpants, Milady Yume.

That is, I was there in almost all of the scenes.

Amazing, I didn't notice at all.

That's what you call keeping a low profile.

Awesome.

Right...

Huh? Salt water is flowing from my eyes...

Wow, to think there was a professional in this field as well.

I'm being envied upon, but it's not making me any happier...

Y-Yume...

Things will be fine, Natose.

I'll cheer them up somehow.

We can't be relying on others.

Let's do it ourselves.

Yes, you're right.

Blue...

Don't rush things, Yume.

One day, you're going to be a colorful person that people will envy.

When is "one day"?

That's... um... up to you, Yume!

That's a good reply.

But, that's so far away.

Milady Yume.

Nothing good will come out by panicking.

Sorry for doing something unnecessary.

Since you're the youngest, Milady

should allow your personality to naturally develop instead of having to ask others about it.

B-But, upon looking at Big Sis's naturally born charisma...

I can't help being panicky.

I wish I had the same.

Milady, even you have charisma.

Huh? No way.

Stop consoling me.

Your charisma is the feeling of wanting to follow up on you, Milady.

I can't leave you alone.

Can you call that charisma?

Yes, as a matter of fact,

of the three siblings, you're the one I want to serve the most, Milady Yume.

Huh? I see.

Oh, are you feeling better?

I'm so glad.

I see. There's no use in panicking.

You're right.

Yeah, let's take it slowly.

Right.

Let's start off by imagining the size of the sun.

The sun is so huge.

Too huge.

Compared to its size, Yume's concerns are minuscule, right?

Huh? Are you going to run away from reality?

Since it's meaningless to panic,

you've got to relax.

Your composure is amazing.

Yume, you're going to be a big timer.

You think so?

Right, Ren?

Huh? Y-Yeah.

Yes, for sure... I think.

Can I head a company with a hundred thousand employees?

M-Maybe.

Yup.

Fight for it!

Natose, will you stay by my side and follow up on me?

Of course, Yume.

Thanks.

Yume, you're such a ...

Natose...

I'm glad the case seems solved.

Oh, wait, Ren.

I was really encouraged by you.

Thanks.

As a butler, I only did what I had to.

This is a reward from your master.

W-W-What?!

I took the initiative for once!

I'd like you to continue what you're doing for Yume's sake.

Way to go, Yume!

Then, it's my turn.

Thanks, Ren.

Ren, you're blushing!

You're so cute.

No... I-I'm just...

Am I cute?

I see. If that's the case.

Yes, very well.

That was a long conversation.

Yeah.

Actually, there will be one more member added to the Kuonji family.

Things are going to get more rowdy from now.

I'm looking forward to it.

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

At last, the Milady Ahega arc is about to begin.

The next episode, "The Kuonji Family Obliterated!? The Visitor Was Milady Ahega!"

Kimi ga Aruji de Shitsuji ga Ore de.

Be sure to watch it!

Come on, let's have the birthday party!

The Kuonji Family Obliterated!?

The Visitor Was Milady Ahega!