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You...

Sorry to keep you waiting.

It's time for the show.

I didn't say I'd go that far!

You have no right to decline!

I can't do that!

Are you telling us to dance in those outfits?!

Although I would love to see that.

Shinra-sama!

Those two are a part of my family.

I'll be taking them with me.

The price is one million dollars.

I didn't borrow that much!

Now get moving and entertain the customers!

Beni!

You bastard!

Colonel! Why did you stop us?

Kid, I'll show you an elegant way of solving things.

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

The bet will be for those two bunnies.

If you win, they'll be released from their debt.

But if you lose...

We'll work here too.

No way!

Don't worry.

The Colonel will definitely win.

No more bets.

Yay!

Shinra-sama!

Well done.

Now after all this, you should behave more like an adult,

Miss Moneygrubber.

Don't underestimate the power of money!

They say you can't buy love with money, but that's because you can buy everything else with it!

Why are you all fired up all of a sudden?

I'm hearing this from a newcomer?

Here, Shinra-sama.

Seems like the training paid off.

Miyu-chan, that tickles.

Since you have such pretty skin, you have to take care of it.

Miyu-san, would you like me to put some on you too?

Then, please do so.

Please apply it gently and evenly.

O-Okay...

Didn't I just say evenly?

Not just my back but my armpit as well.

A-Ah...

E-Excuse me!

I-I touched her breast...

Ren-chan.

W-What?

Things could get dangerous if you get carried away.

If you do something indecent to Miyu, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!

There! There! There! There!

De Niro!

Are you sure it's okay to come to the ocean even as a machine?!

I'm seawater- and pressure-resistant, but on top of that,

Miyu put a specially-made anti-rust sunblock oil on me!

You high-specced toy!

However...

You can't get into the water!

Damn you! I'll remember this!

Ren-kun, you shouldn't enter the ocean!

Are there sharks here?

No, but there are monsters!

They say there's a monster that drags people to the bottom of the sea.

Like this?

No! S-Stop it, Yume-sama!

Fight, Yume!

No!

Panicking over that...

She's still a kid.

Yes.

Miyu, I wish you would learn the same honesty she possesses.

At today's rates, it's going to be 500 yen!

Wait a second. That's bruised.

Give me a discount, or one for free.

You're so lively when it comes to bargaining.

Doesn't it make you happy to buy good stuff for a low price?

You still aren't done buying?

You'd better give up, newcomer.

Women are creatures that love shopping, you know?

Stop that.

You're a typical stupid Japanese who thinks everywhere is so safe.

What did you say?!

You were about to say goodbye to your wallet!

Eh? Such a little girl would do that?

Go find something you can be proud of.

There's no other way to move forward.

You're unexpectedly kind.

It's not like that.

Onee-san!

I'm Shibuya Takuya.

Wanna hang out with me?

Can't you sense the mood, you dumbass!

Um, then I'll be back another time!

More please.

Kid, did anything happen?

Yeah, at the marketplace we met a local girl...

It happened while I was accompanying Shinra-sama when she went to Europe to study.

Your old story is unrelated to what happened, though...

Just be quiet and listen.

Although I secured the place Shinra-sama was staying in...

It's a given that even a big city has slums.

I met Benisu there.

According to her, she had lost her parents,

and despite being adopted by her uncle and aunt,

was forced to work in a restaurant.

After getting fired from the restaurant, she wandered from place to place.

If she hadn't been taken in by the Kuonji family...

Shinra-sama!

I'm going to buy groceries for dinner.

How suspicious for you to come along and offer me help.

I had nothing better to do.

Aha... so you finally realized how amazing I am.

That I'm not only good at cooking but shopping as well.

You don't have to hold back while expressing your respect for me.

You're just stingy, aren't you?

You said it again!

Despite not knowing how to appreciate money yourself...

Even I know it.

You brat...

Don't think you can get away with this.

Stealing my wallet... You little vixen!

So in the end you couldn't pick up anyone, huh?

What did you say?!

You're from earlier...

I'll fix that character of yours.

I'm going back first.

Hey! A weak lady is being harassed, and you're going to desert her?

The one who needs help is actually that dude.

She's pretty cute.

Were you beaten by this girl?

I'll kick your sorry asses as well!

Hey, bitch! Did you forget about her?

That idiot!

Hey, don't you dare move!

We won't do anything to this girl....

if you play nice with us, that is.

Why did you have to get caught as well?!

What could I have done when they had a hostage?!

Pretended to be a bystander and called for help.

Use your head, you idiot!

What did you say?!

Cut out this lover's quarrel!

You're the idiot!

Don't you feel anxious at being kidnapped?

Or rather, listen to us dammit!

Well, we don't really have to, right?

Like you said, this is the basement of the villa you've rented,

and even if we scream, nobody will hear it and come save us.

Right?

You most likely rented this place to bring over girls, but...

It seems like you guys failed.

Yeah, that's right!

That's why we'll make you entertain us in place of that!

Oh well, my deepest condolences

for abducting something like her...

Oh, though since no one wants you, I guess you're desperate even for her.

Not cute, thinks only about money and hasn't even the slightest sliver of gentleness.

Although there's nothing good about her at all, sure, go ahead.

Hey! That's too much!

Don't fuck with us!

Compared to the Colonel and Hato-nee's dekopin,

this is like being stung.

You bastard!

Ren-chan...

Hey, Beniko.

Did they do anything to you?

Are you stupid?

Provoking them on purpose and getting the crap beaten out of you...

Are you a masochist?

Of course...not...

They got tired of hitting me. We should be safe for the moment.

Covering for me like that... Were you intending to make me indebted to you?

My sister taught me that,

a man must protect a woman.

Note: Siscon: A person with a sister complex.

You're way too stupid, you siscon!

I can protect myself just fine without you trying to protect me!

Since I've always lived like that.

Stop acting tough.

That might have been the case in the past,

but now you have a family, people you can count on.

Ren-chan was kidnapped?!

We're going to save them.

A family, huh?

What's the matter?

You won't understand that.

In order to live on, a kid had to become strong.

I learned how to fight.

I studied, too.

And learned many things.

Cooking was one of the first things I learned.

But no matter how hard I tried.

The world...

It only rejected me, someone who was born a loser.

It just kept trying to destroy me.

Selling my body...

Stealing...

Losing my pride... I tried so hard not to give in to these things, but...

I thought I had no choice, that I'd do anything at all to live on--

but then I met the Colonel.

I thought this would happen.

L-Let me go, you bastard!

Although they're starting to get muddied, you have good eyes.

I said that I have beautiful eyes, but yours are pretty as well.

Shut up! It's none of your business!

Judging from how your whole body is shivering, it must be your first time doing this.

I'm...

Will you not try explaining your situation to me, Mademoiselle?

Depending on the problem, a special person like me may be able to help.

That's how it is.

If they hadn't mocked me just because I was a kid, they would've had the best cook.

What idiots.

Thanks for treating me,

but if you keep eating this, your tongue will lose its sense of taste.

Then cook me something.

I am actually working in a mansion as a butler.

Depending on your skills, I may hire you as a cook.

What should I cook?

He ate my dishes and told me that he was looking for a talent like myself.

He taught me how to live with pride.

Shinra-sama gave me the joy of feeling needed.

Well, you wouldn't know that as someone who has a protective sister.

I know.

Just because I told you about this, don't get cocky.

Yeah, yeah.

Ah, I got beaten so hard my head's spinning.

H-Hey... Don't pass out!

Do I have to beat them all alone?

"Don't worry."

Didn't you tell me that earlier?

Because there's always someone looking out for me.

Hey, Shibutaku-kun, what are we going to do?

We kidnapped them on a whim, but...

Well... as a man, you face what's right in front of you and accomplish your goal, right?

Huh? Where'd he go?

To the bathroom.

How long is he taking?

De Niro, finish him.

Let my song lull you!

What was that voice?

I'll clean up the trash of this world!

Begone you filthy-spirited creatures!

Who the hell are you?!

It seems that you have been taking care of Beni and Ren.

I have to show you my gratitude.

You bitch!

I won't let you lay a finger on Oujo-sama!

Where's Ren-chan?

How'd I know!

Move!

Did you think you could get away unharmed after hurting Ren-chan?

Onee-chan's secret tool, hairpin.

Ren-chan, there you are!

Onee-chan's secret tool, scissors.

Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip...

Thank you, Hato-nee.

We thoroughly punished the bad guys.

Isn't your onee-chan stalking you instead of watching over you?

He's really sleeping.

Don't put that way.

It can't be helped since he was searching for you without any rest or sleep.

I'm sorry.

Beni, are you hurt?

I'll thoroughly check you later.

Ah, Shinra-sama.

So you told them about this.

As a reward for saving a Kuonji family butler,

my Master would like to find you a place to work.

You have to protect your pride and money, no matter what!

Get rich and come to Japan to repay the kindness!

Off to the front!

Huh?

It's already over.

Look, it's a pretty shell.

You all look great in yukatas.

Indeed!

Ren-kun, look at the sky.

That's the Southern Cross.

You can't see it in Japan, right?

That's where Natose-san's name comes from.

I've always been looking at it, even back in my hometown.

Just like Beniko had her hardships, maybe Natose-san also went through something...

Break through it!

Watching fireworks on a southern island is pure extravagance, isn't it, Beni?

Where did she go?

I'll get her.

What are you doing, Beniko?

The fireworks are going to start!

Note: Tamaya was the name of the leading fireworks manufacturer in the Edo period.

Tamaya!

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

Open your eyes for the next KimiAru!

Is the next episode finally my main story?

No, it's a chaos episode.

Everyone's going to be kicking up dust!

The Yume Revamping Plan

If you don't fight, you can't live.