Original subtitles

Hey you...

Here you go.

It's time for the show.

I didn't agree on doing that!

You have no right to decline.

I can't do this!

Are you telling me to dance dressed like this?

Which is something I'd like to see for a change.

Milady Shinra!

These two belong to my family.

I'm taking them back.

Their price is one million dollars.

I didn't borrow that much!

Stop talking and entertain the guests!

Beni!

Bastard!

Colonel! Why did you stop me?

Kid, I'll show you the elegant way of resolving things.

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

The bet will be for the two bunnies.

If you win, the debt will be erased.

But if you lose...

Yeah, we'll work here as well.

Huh?

Meo~www!

That's not acceptable.

It's okay, the Colonel will win for sure.

No more bets.

We did it!

Milady Shinra!

Amazing!

Good job.

As expected.

If you've learned your lesson, you better stay out of trouble.

You money-crazed woman!

Don't make fun of money!

They say you can't buy love with money, which means you can buy everything else with it!

Why are you getting so hot-headed all of a sudden?

Why do I have to be lectured by a newcomer?

Here, Milady Shinra.

It looks like the training paid off.

Miyu, you're tickling me!

Since you have such pretty skin...

You must take good care of it.

Miss Miyu, if it's okay with you, may I apply it on you?

I'll take your offer.

Huh?

Make sure you rub it thoroughly and gently.

R-Right...

Didn't I tell you to rub thoroughly?

Not just my back, but my side as well.

Y-Yes.

E-Excuse me!

I-I touched her breasts...

Ren?

W-What?

If you get carried away, things will get dangerous.

Huh?

Hey, whoever does indecent things to Miyu is going to find himself full of holes!

Take this!

Hey, De Niro! Is it okay for a machine to be at the ocean?

Not only am I sea-water resistant, also

Miyu coated me with special rust-proof sunscreen!

Damn, what a high-spec waste of a toy you are!

However...

Even you can't get into the water!

Damn! I'll remember this!

Ren, you shouldn't be in the ocean!

Huh? Are there sharks around here?

No, monsters!

They say there's a monster that pulls people to the bottom of the ocean.

Oh?

Such as this?

No... h-hey... stop... Milady Yume...

Yume, fight!

No!

Milady Yume... Milady Yume...

Getting all excited like that... you're still a kid.

Yes.

Miyu, his frankness is something you should emulate.

Huh?

Cheap! Cheap! Everybody come and take a look!

At today's rate, it's all for only five hundred yen!

Hey, that's bruised.

Either give me a discount or a freebie.

You're pretty lively when it comes to bargaining.

Doesn't it feel great to buy good things cheap?

Oh...

Huh?

Are you still going to shop?

Rookie, you better give up.

Women are creatures that love to shop.

I advise you to stop.

Huh?

You're a typical peace-ridden Japanese idiot.

What did you say?

You were about to be pickpocketed.

Huh? A little girl like this?

You should try to find something you can be proud of.

That's the only way to move up.

You're an unexpectedly nice person.

It's not that.

Huh?

Young lady...

I'm Shibuya Takuya. How about playing with me?

Sense the mood, you numbskull!

Then, I'll come back another day!

I'm a little scared.

You can have this.

Thanks.

Seconds, please.

Kid, did anything take place?

Well, there was this native girl I met at the market...

It was back when I accompanied Milady Shinra to Europe for her studies...

I don't think a geezer's old story has anything to do with this.

Well, shut your mouth and listen.

Although it was my job to confirm the security of wherever Milady Shinra stopped by...

It was common for even a large city to have a slum district just around the alley.

I met Benisu in such a town.

According to her story...

She lost her parents early in her childhood, and despite being adopted by her uncle...

She was sold to a diner as a laborer.

And after being fired, she roamed from place to place.

If she weren't scouted by the Kuonji family...

Milady Shinra.

I'll be going out to buy groceries for dinner.

Asking to help me out is definitely suspicious.

No, I had nothing to do.

Uh-huh, so you finally realized my greatness.

Not only at cooking, but in the thrifty way I shop.

You don't have to hold back your respect for me.

You're just a cheapskate, right?

Argh, you said it again!

When you don't even know the value of money.

I know about it, okay?

Hey, you brat!

Huh?

Don't think you can run from me.

You saucy brat! Trying to pick my wallet.

So, you couldn't pick up anyone, huh.

What did you say?

Not you again...

I'm going to correct your attitude!

I'm heading back ahead of you.

Hey, you! Are you going to forsake a frail lady who's being harassed?

The one who needs help is your opponent.

Hm, she's pretty cute.

You were beaten by this girl?

You're going to get it as well!

Hey, broad! Did you forget about this one?

That idiot!

Whoa, don't move.

We won't harm this girl...

if you play with us, Miss.

Why did you have to be caught, too?

What choice did I have when they were holding her hostage?

Pretend you were a bystander and call for help. Use your head, you dunce!

What did you say?

Stop it with the lover's quarrel.

You're the dunce!

You better feel tense at being abducted.

More than that, listen to us.

Well, it's not that we have to, right?

What you're saying is, since this is the basement of a summer house you've rented...

Even if we holler, nobody will come to rescue us, right?

You probably rented this place to bring over girls, but

at this rate, you'll keep failing miserably.

Yeah, you're right.

To make up for it, we're going to take good care of you.

Well, you have my sympathies.

To only be able to catch something like that.

Then again, since you guys don't seem to be popular, I bet you're desperate even for that.

Not cute at all, dirty with money, and without the least bit of tenderness.

Although she's a woman without any virtues, be my guest.

Hey, you're going too far.

Making fun of us like that!

Ha, compared to the Colonel's and Hato's forehead poke,

that's like being stroked.

You bastard!

Ren...

Hey, Beniko,

did they do anything to you?

Are you stupid?

Provoking them and getting beaten up on purpose... are you a masochist?

Of course not... ow...

Since they got tired of hitting me, we should be safe for the time being.

Do you think I'll be indebted to you for trying to defend me?

My sister's doctrine:

A man must protect a woman.

Huh? You're too stupid, you siscon!

I can take care of myself fine without having to ask for your help!

That's the way I've lived up to now.

Stop acting tough.

You might have been that in the past...

but now you have companions whom you can call family.

Ren was abducted?

We're going to rescue them.

Family, huh?

What's wrong?

You don't know how it feels.

In order for a child to live on her own, you had to be strong.

I learned how to fight.

I studied hard,

and learned many things.

The first thing being cooking.

But, no matter how hard I tried...

the world outside

would only spurn a born loser like me,

and try to vanquish me.

My body...

Theft...

My pride... such were the things I didn't want to give up on.

Just when I was feeling as if I had to do anything to live...

I met the Colonel.

Just as I thought.

Pervert.

B-Bastard... let me go!

Hmm, although it's starting to lose its luster, you have good eyes.

Huh?

I said, althought my eyes are pretty, yours are also nice.

Shut up! It's none of your business...

Judging by the way you're trembling, this is the first time you're doing this.

I'm...

Tell me of your situation, Mademoiselle.

Huh?

Depending on what it is, a special person like me can be of help.

That's the story.

If they didn't mistreat me just because I was a kid, they would've had the finest chef around.

Those fools.

Maybe I shouldn't be saying this since I'm being treated by you, but...

If you eat these kind of things, your taste buds will die.

In that case, cook something for me.

Huh?

Actually, I work as a butler at a certain mansion.

Depending on your skills, I may hire you as a chef.

What should I make?

The Colonel ate my dishes and told me I was a talent he seeked.

He taught me how to live with pride.

Milady Shinra provided me with the joy of being wanted.

Then again, a person who has a sister to protect you wouldn't know what it is.

I know.

J-Just because I talked about this doesn't mean you can get high and mighty.

Yeah, yeah.

I got punched so much, my head is starting to get delirious.

Hey, come on... w-why are you sleeping?

Am I supposed to beat them all by myself?

Don't worry. Didn't you just tell me?

That I always have someone who looks after me.

Hey, Shibutaku, what are we going to do?

We abducted them in the heat of the moment, but...

W-What else? If you're a man, you have to take what's given to you and carry out your goal.

Huh? Where did he go?

He went to the bathroom.

Huh?

How long does he have to take?

Huh?

De Niro, the coup de grace.

Hear my song and get shocked!

What the hell was that voice?

I will eradicate the filth from this world!

This tainted soul of yours, begone!

Who the hell are you people?

It seems like you've been taking care of Beni and Ren.

I must return the favor.

You...

I won't allow you to lay a finger on Milady.

Where is Ren?

Huh? How should I know?

Get out of the way!

Do you think you can hurt Ren and get away with it?

Huh?

Big Sis's secret tool: Hairpin.

I found you, Ren!

Big Sis's secret tool:

Scissors.

Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip...

Thanks, Hato.

We've punished all of the bad guys.

It's more like your sister's stalking you instead of looking after you.

This guy's really sleeping.

Well, don't say that.

After training without sleep, he was searching for you guys all night, so it can't be helped.

I'm sorry.

Beni, were you hurt?

I'll look at you thoroughly later on.

Milady Shinra.

So you're the one who notified them.

As reward for saving a butler from the Kuonji family,

our Master would like to arrange means of employment for you.

You must protect your pride and money, no matter what.

Become rich and come to Japan to return the favor.

And off I go!

Huh?

It's already over.

Huh?

See, aren't they pretty shells?

Yukatas are great!

Yes!

Huh?

Ren, look at the sky.

That's the Southern Cross.

Wow.

You can't see it in Japan, can you?

It's what Natose's name is taken from.

Back home, I was always watching it.

Just as Beniko lived a troubled life, I wonder if Natose is the same.

Break it!

Translator's note: This is a Jaian joke from Doreamon (both De Niro and Jaian are voiced by the same VA).

To watch fireworks at a tropical island sure is gorgeous, right Beni?

Huh? Where did she go?

Oh, I'll go get her.

What are you doing, Beniko? The fireworks are about to start.

Tamaya!

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

Open your eyes for the next Kimiaru.

Is the next episode finally the Yume main story?

No, it'll be total chaos.

Everybody's going to move at full speed!

The Yume Revamping Plan

If you don't fight, you won't live.