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Shower, shower... shower, shower.

You're taking good care of them.

Since it's spring break, Yume is taking care of most of it.

I see. Yume, huh?

Good work.

It's really nothing.

But it's kind of dull that the only things I do are club activities and gardening.

Did you say something, Yume?

No, it's nothing.

Yume...

Pretty...

So Ren, you can also see the beauty of this garden?

Shinra-sama?

Ah...

You're slow.

I-I'm sorry!

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

The Kuonji family

is going south

So, I ended up making Shinra-sama angry.

Don't be too worried about that.

It can't be helped until you get used to it.

It's hot!

Are you all right?

It's too hot!

You! You! You!

Miyu-san, please calm down!

Let's soothe your wound!

Here, cool it down with ice cream.

Miyu-chan's such a good girl.

Hurting your master...

Miyu caused this in the first place when she ordered hot tea, which isn't in line with her character.

You're not qualified to be a butler.

Shinra-sama, in order to teach him how a butler should behave,

may I take him to the training camp?

That island in the south?

Fine.

I-It's terrible!

Ren-chan is going to be exiled to an island?!

Not being able to see Ren-chan is...

No, he's just going to a southern island for training.

Doves die when they get sad.

Isn't it 'rabbits', you little shit?!

A southern island, huh?

Sounds great.

There must be lots of tasty food there, right?

Since it's spring break, I want to go somewhere, too.

Then shall we all go together?

Huh?

Shinra-sama?

Chiharu, eavesdropping is not nice.

Colonel!

I knew you would notice my presence!

Is that something to be happy about?

Yes!

Everyone, please make sure that your passports are valid.

Ren and Mihato...

~Neither of us have one~.

I'll take care of that.

A vacation abroad!

Right, it's my first time!

Yay! A trip with everyone!

The azure sky, blue sea, and white beach!

And next to me, wearing a swimsuit is...

Eh, why is it you...

I wanted to enjoy nature's beauty together with you.

But it's really some wonderful scenery, isn't it?

There's not even a single bit of trash.

That's not something to be moved by!

Good job.

Is it a bit plain?

It looks great on you, Yume-sama.

Oh no, please.

What's that?

Items with pandas are my favorite. Isn't that obvious?

Shinra-sama.

Hurry and blow it up.

Eh?

Ah...

R-Right away.

Should I help?

No, it's my work after all.

I see.

Yume, let's play.

She's definitely not ordinary.

You beast over there.

Stop looking with lecherous eyes.

Huh?

Don't look this way!

Talking as if you have something to look at...

You jerk!

You were just imagining what's underneath it, weren't you?!

Ren-chan!

How's my new swimsuit?

You look great in anything you wear.

Shinra-sama, I'm sorry I kept you waiting.

Kurukuu...

In that case, let's go.

I will accompany you.

Sister.

Where did you hide my swimsuit?

How clever of you...

Don't look.

This looks best on Miyu-tan after all.

Let's put this on you as well.

Sister, I'm an adult! I'm in my twenties!

Give my adult bikini back!

Well then, you are all free now.

Enjoy yourselves to the fullest.

Okay!

Sister, can't you show a bit more moderation!

All right! Let's swim!

You're naive.

Ren, we are going over there.

No way, after getting so fired up!

What a pity. Just when I was thinking of having some fun together with you.

As if you really mean it!

Well then Benisu, I'll leave the rest to you.

Okay.

The Butler's Lair?

What a horrible name.

What are you talking about?

This is a special butler training center only for those who serve distinguished families.

First, sign this.

This is...!

I can't read it.

Oh, it's just a sort of notice for people staying the night.

Don't worry, I won't sell you to the Foreign Legion.

Who would worry about something as ridiculous as that?!

Ageha-sama!

This voice is...

I've brought your tea.

You're late.

You scum! And you are supposed to be the butler of Kuki family?!

You're a disgrace!

It's no good.

My courage is crumbling away.

It's no wonder, after all that torture...

I'll gladly accept my punishment.

But I can't endure not being hit by Ageha-sama!

Kojuurou...

Ageha-sama.

Ah, Tajiri-dono.

And this is the newcomer of the Kuonji family, right?

Yes, Ageha-sama.

May we join in the training as well?

You're more than welcome, Tajiri-dono.

Thank you very much.

Ren, let's get started.

You must use the water from the faucet.

The point is that it has much air in it.

When it boils, pour it into the teapot.

Ren, look at this.

The tea leaves are dancing!

It sure feels great.

My body is melting.

I'll dye you in my color!

Argh, I'm fading away.

This is 'jumping'.

This way, the taste and aroma will come out fully.

The aroma is certainly completely different.

This is...!

Delicious!

This is your task for the first stage.

Try doing it.

Piece of cake.

Just watch me.

You ass, were you listening to me?!

Dekopin!

Hey, oji-san!

If you keep doing this to me, I'll die before making the tea!

That thing from earlier...

I fully understand that everything in this training will be done at my own risk.

If I happen to lose my life, then that shall be my satisfaction.

Uesugi Ren.

As you see, this is your signature.

You tricked me, Colonel!

This is training to push you to your utmost limits and bring out your full potential.

Now, show me how serious you are!

You ass, do you have any balls?!

Run for your life, you hog!

Sir! Yes, Sir!

Wear this.

I'll work your weak spirit into shape!

Ren-chan...

Ren, you will become that shining Butler Star!

Note: A reference to Ashita no Joe, a classic boxing anime series.

Colonel, I'm gonna do it!

Rule one for tomorrow: You will scoop under your left side with your elbow so you won't drop it.

Ageha-sama...

Note: The phrase "attend to someone" is pronounced the same way as "use your ki [= energy]".

Good, next.

Ye...Yes!

I don't think this will be very helpful.

Don't underestimate the flexibility.

Once your body learns to move naturally with it, you'll be able to serve others better.

No, that's completely wrong.

Do 300 pushups.

Everyone must be having so much fun on this vacation.

You're slow!

Ageha-sama!

You mustn't drop your guard, because there are much more frightening monsters overseas than in Japan.

Note: Reference to http://blog8.fc2.com/t/torotei/file/backbeard.htm

W-What kind of monsters?

For example.

Will you just die?

You damned lolicon!

Silly.

I'm bored.

Then you shouldn't have let Benisu go.

Today, I'm not going to go along with your sexual harassment.

Then, shall we have a drink?

It's rare to see you treating me like an adult.

What might you be planning to do by getting me drunk?

I couldn't live without this!

It's too damn much of a pain to dilute it!

Natose-san, please hurry and come back!

I can't get enough of this elegant sound!

You're amazing, Beni.

Alright, I'll keep emptying this place!

Alright!

Money sure is important in this world!

Beni, let's get the money and go home.

You're insane.

I just doubled my money. The best part is just starting.

B-But...

I'll treat you since I'll keep winning.

Just tag along a little more.

Really? Can I order more?

Sure, as much as you like.

Thanks!

Good luck, Beni.

Leave it to me.

A-Ageha-sama!

It's already over?

You fail at satisfying me.

My burning body won't cool down like this.

Ah, Ageha-san.

What are you doing?

Since Kojuurou is nonfunctional now, I'll be your partner.

Y-You don't have to.

You're unexpectedly well-built.

That's fast.

Kojuurou made it to 300.

299, 300...

301.

Well done on making it to the end.

Here's your reward.

Sugar will energize your body and enable you to concentrate on your training.

Thank you very much.

Shinra-sama...

I hope Beniko is taking good care of Shinra-sama.

My money...

Come on, let's go.

N-N-No way. My money is to pay for the food I just had.

Are you telling me to go back empty-handed?

Ladies.

May we help you?

Beni, you're not planning to continue into debt, are you?

Where's the switch?

Something appeared!!

Oh, it's just you, Ren-kun.

I thought it was some monster.

You normally wouldn't think that.

I was afraid that some monster would pop out, so I couldn't sleep.

I thought I'd drink something.

Here, this is yours.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Training till this late... You're amazing.

Just by seeing you, I feel relieved and sleepy now.

I'll go to bed, then.

Goodnight.

Miyu-san! Where are you wandering, dressed in that state?

Why am I doing this?

It's completely natural to bathe with me as my personal attendant.

It's a rare sight to see you drunk.

D-Did anything happen?

Grown women have many secrets.

Please don't look this way!

No! Please stop!

I feel sick!

Miyu-san, stop!

Is that you, Ren?

Um, well...

You don't have the guts to do something like that.

This must be a dream.

Please don't make fun of me.

Shall we try it?

G-Go ahead.

I won't get tired of you and fire you just because you failed.

Because you already belong to me.

Now, show me your embarrassing parts, your pathetic face, everything.

Shinra-sama...

You're cute.

I can't get enough of this cuddly feeling.

It's an ecstasy of white and black.

That's Shinra-sama for you.

Even her sleepy state is so splendid.

Ren-chan.

Hato-nee. Were you watching me?

Everyone was feeling lonely because you weren't around.

It was normal when I wasn't around until just recently.

It's strange, isn't it?

It was only you and me.

Yes.

Where did you go?

To where my Masters are.

Brew me some tea.

You've made real progress in this short time.

Please.

Oh, you have come back.

Ageha-sama, this is for you.

Huh? What's this?

T-This is...

This moderate taste of salt.

It's as if the motherly ocean is embracing me.

Why did you give her kelp tea?

Ageha-sama sweated a lot during Kojuurou's training, so I thought of replenishing her body's salt reserves.

I see.

It's a choice made by considering my body's condition...

What subtle, praiseworthy thinking.

I shall reward you.

What do you want?

Your smile is more than enough.

Oh my!

Kid, you've grasped the main point about being a butler.

You have graduated from the elementary level.

For real?

All right!

I'll make morning tea for Miyu-san.

I'll make you show me, one day, how serious you are.

Uesugi Ren, huh?

I've taken a fancy to you.

Kojuurou, we're going back to Japan.

Yes, madam!

Ren, it's really tasty.

Thank you very much.

And this is for you, Shinra-sama.

You like it in a bottle, don't you?

So you're finally capable of doing things before you're being told.

Good job in training him, Colonel.

The reason he progressed so much is

surely because of Miladies virtues as Masters.

Guess I don't have any...

Natose-san always takes care of you...

Huh? Where's Natose-san?

She hasn't come back since she left with Benisu-san last night.

What?!

While I was training with my life at stake...

How could Beniko play around so heedlessly?

If you don't have money, then I'll have you pay it back with your bodies.

Don't look at me like that.

Blame yourselves for being out of luck.

Do we have to get serious?

If you get serious, the matter will only get more complicated.

Very well.

Beni!

But let me warn you, I'm not cheap. OK?

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

Next episode's KimiAru will be a recap.

No! It's my main story!

Look forward to my episode five!

So, where's the punchline?

There isn't one!!