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Shower, shower... shower, shower...

You're doing a good job taking care of the garden.

Since school is having a spring break, Yume has been doing most of the work.

I see. Yume, huh.

Good girl.

It's not a big deal.

But to think that club activities and garden tending

are the only things I have to do sounds pretty dull, right?

Huh? Did you just say something, Yume?

No, it's nothing.

Yume...

Pretty...

Ren, are you able to appreciate this wonderful garden?

Milady Shinra?

Oh...

You're late!

I-I'm sorry.

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

The Kuonji family

is going south

Therefore, I'm responsible for making Milady Shinra upset.

Don't be too concerned. Until you get used to things, it can't be helped.

It's hot!

Are you okay?

It's too hot!

You... you... you... you... you... you... you... you...

Miss Miyu, calm down! You need medical attention!

Here, cool yourself with a popsicle.

Miyu, you're a good girl.

Causing injury to your master.

Although it's Miyu's fault for being out of character by acting like an adult and ordering hot tea...

You're a failure as a butler.

Argh!

Milady Shinra, in order to indoctrinate this failure on what it takes to become a butler...

I ask for permission to take him to the training camp.

That tropical island, huh.

Very well.

Oh my God.

Ren is going to be banished to an island?

The feeling of not being able to see Ren...

No, he's going to be taken to a tropical island for training.

Doves will die when they become sad.

Do you mean rabbits, you little shit?!

A tropical island, huh. That sounds fun.

I bet there's lots of delicious food.

Since it's my spring break, Yume wants to go somewhere, too.

Then, let's all go together.

Huh?

Milady Shinra...

Chiharu, eavesdropping is not a commendable act.

Colonel, I knew you would recognize my existence!

Are you supposed to be elated?!

Yes!

Everybody check the expiration date of your passports.

As for you, Ren and Mihato...

~I don't have one~.

I'll take care of it at once.

A trip overseas!

Right, it's our the first time!

Yay! I'm going on a trip with everyone!

Blue sky, blue sea, white beach...

And right beside me, wearing a swimsuit is...

What are you doing here?

I wanted to share this natural beauty with you, Brother.

Wow, it sure is a wonderful sight, isn't it?

There's not even a single piece of litter.

That's not what you're supposed to be moved about!

Good work.

I wonder if it's too plain?

It looks wonderful on you, Milady Yume.

No, no, not yet.

W-What the heck is this?

Pandas are my favorite item, what else?

Milady Shinra...

Hurry and blow it up.

Huh? Oh...

A-At once!

Do you want me to help?

No, this is my job.

Are you sure?

Yume, let's play.

Yeah, she's definitely not the ordinary type.

Hey, brute, what are you looking at with those perverted eyes?

Huh?

Don't look this way!

Not that you have anything to brag about.

Whoa, that's low!

I bet you were imagining what was underneath!

Ren!

Huh?

How is my new swimsuit?

Hato, anything you wear is perfect!

Milady Shinra, sorry to keep you waiting.

Kurukkuu...

Then, let's go.

I will accompany you.

Sister.

Where did you hide my swimsuit?

Resistance is futile.

Don't look.

Ah yes, that one definitely looks best on you, Miyutan.

I'll give you this as well.

Sister, I'm an adult in her twenties, you know!

Give back my sexy bikini!

For the time being you're on leave, so have fun.

All right!

Sister, you better show more self-restraint!

Great, I'm going to swim.

Not so easy.

Ren, you come with me.

The stage has been set and this is what I get?

How unfortunate, just when I was thinking of having fun with you.

Yeah, like you really mean it.

So, Benisu, I'm leaving the rest up to you.

Yes.

"The Butler's Den"?

What a creepy name.

What are you talking about?

This is a special butler training facility only for those who serve prominent families.

First of all, sign this.

This is...

I-I can't read it.

Well, it's something like a guest manifest.

Rest assured, I won't sell it to the Foreign Legion.

Editor's note: The Foreign Legion is a unit of the French Army which historically housed foreign volunteers.

Who's going to worry about something outlandish as that?

Milady A-Ahega!

That voice is...

I brought you your tea.

You're late.

You dolt, how can you call yourself a butler to the Kuki family?

Shame on you!

I can't take it, my courage is withering...

It's no surprise, undergoing that kind of torture.

I will happily accept my punishment.

But, not to be punched by Milady Ahega is more than I can stand!

Kojuurou...

Milady Ahega.

Huh? Ah, Sir Tajiri,

and is he the newcomer to the Kuonji family?

Yes, Milady Ahega.

Is it okay for us to join your training?

Sir Tajiri, you're more than welcome.

Thank you very much.

Ren, let's begin without further ado.

You must use water right out of the faucet.

The point of this is for it to contain plenty of air.

As soon as it boils, pour it into the teapot.

Ren, look at this.

The tea leaves are dancing!

It feels good for some reason.

I feel like I'm melting.

I'm going to color it with my hue.

Aw, my existence will be diluted.

This is what is known as jumping. This way, the leaves will open in order to fully extract the taste and aroma.

You're right. The aroma is completely different.

T-This is...

Wonderful!

This is your assignment for the entry level.

Do it.

Piece of cake, piece of cake.

Watch me.

You idiot, what were you listening to?

Forehead poke!

Hey, you geezer!

If you do this to me every time I fail, I'll die before I can make tea!

That's from a while ago...

"I fully acknowledge that whatever training I partake in will be at my own risk."

"In the event that I lose my life, so be it, as it is my death wish."

"Uesugi Ren."

See, this is your signature.

You duped me, Colonel!

This is a training method designed to bring out your potential by testing your limits.

Come on, show me how serious you are!

You wimp, don't you have any balls?

You better run for your life, you swine!

Sir! Yes, Sir!

Then, put this on. I'll mend your laid-back mentality into shape!

Ren...

Ren, you're going to become a star butler!

Colonel, I'm going to do it!

Rule No. 1 for tomorrow:

Don't make your elbow leave the left side of your body, and push forward at an interior angle.

Milady Ahega...

Good. Next.

Y-Yes.

I don't think this will be of any help.

Don't underestimate a kata.

Editor's note: A kata is a specific movement pattern commonly pertaining to martial arts, but kabuki theatre and tea ceremonies as well.

Once your body can respond naturally, you can tend to matters at hand.

Um, such matters at hand is completely wrong.

300 pushups.

Sigh, I bet everyone's enjoying their vacation by now.

You're late.

Milady Ahega!

Since there are scarier monsters overseas than in Japan, don't let down your guard.

W-What kind of monsters?

Um, for instance...

Drop dead.

Translator's note: She is "Bearko", the daughter of "Backbeard", and that is a signature line of Backbeard (see http://blog8.fc2.com/t/torotei/file/backbeard.htm).

You bunch of pedos!

That's not funny.

I'm bored.

Then you shouldn't have let Benisu go out and play.

I'm not going to play along with Sister's sexual harassment today.

In that case, let's drink.

Treating me like an adult for a change.

What are you planning to do once you get me drunk?

I can't live without this!

It's too much of a hassle to drink it on the rocks.

Natose, hurry up and come back.

I can't get enough of this elegant sound!

You're amazing, Beni!

Come on, I'm going for pay dirt!

Bull's-eye!

Wow! As they say, money makes the world go around!

Beni, let's cash the chips and head back.

You're out of your mind.

You have to double down here, since my capital has increased and this is where the fun starts.

B-But...

Since I'm going to continue to clean up, I'll treat you.

So, bear with me for a just a little while.

Really? Can I order more?

Yes, as you please.

Okay, good luck, Beni!

Leave it to me!

Milady A-Ahega!

Are you finished already?

You disappoint me, for not being able to satisfy me.

This burning sensation isn't going to subside.

A-Ageha, what are you doing?

Since Kojuurou passed out, I'm going to deal with you.

T-There's no need for you to...

You're unexpectedly well built.

That's too fast.

Kojuurou made it to 300.

299... 300...

301...

I commend you for doing it to the end.

Here is your reward.

Glucose will turn into energy, so you can continue concentrating on your training.

Thank you very much.

Milady Shinra.

Beniko is probably attending to Milady Shinra without any problems.

My money is...

Come on, let's go.

Stare.

N-No, my money is for the food I just ate.

Are you telling me to go back as a loser?

Ladies.

Allow us to provide you with funds.

Beni, don't tell me that you're thinking of continuing into debt.

Where's the switch?

It's here!

Oh, it's Ren...

I thought you were a monster!

That's not normal thinking.

The mere thought of a monster appearing is so terrifying, I can't sleep.

I think I should get something to drink.

Here, this is yours, Ren.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

To be training till this late is impressive.

I became relieved and sleepy just by seeing you, Ren.

I'm going back to bed.

Good night.

Huh?

Miss Miyu, where are you going dressed like that?

Why am I doing this?

Since you're a personal attendant, it's normal to bathe together.

It's not often I get to see you intoxicated, Miss Miyu.

Did anything happen?

Grown up women have their secrets, you know.

Hey, don't face this way!

No, you can't!

I feel sick!

Miss Miyu, no!

Oh, it's you, Ren.

Um... I just...

There's no way you have the guts to make an advance towards me, Ren.

This must be a dream.

Please don't make fun of me.

Shall I test you?

G-Go ahead.

Just because you failed doesn't mean that I'm tired of you and will throw you out.

Since you're already mine.

Come on, show me your private thoughts and your pathetic features.

Milady Shinra.

You're so cute.

Ah, I can't get enough of this cuddly sensation!

It's an ecstacy of black and white.

Classic Milady Shinra... even in her dazed state, she's larger than life.

Ren.

Hato, were you watching me?

Everyone was feeling lonely since you left, Ren.

When I wasn't even around until recently.

Strange, isn't it?

And I only had you, Hato.

You're right.

Where have you been?

To my master's side.

Brew some tea.

Hm, you've made progress in such a short period.

Please.

Oh, so you came back.

Milady Ahega, this is for you.

Huh? What is this?

T-This is...

The subtle taste of salt... it's as if I was embraced by Mother Nature.

Why did you decide to serve her kelp tea?

Since Milady Ahega was perspiring while attending to Kojuurou's training, I felt it was essential to replenish her sodium supply.

I see. So, you chose it on account of my physical condition, huh.

A mindset most deserving of praise!

I shall reward you.

What do you desire?

Your smile is more than enough.

My...

Kid, you're getting the knack on mastering what it is to become a butler.

You've just graduated from the entry level.

Really?

Great, I'm going to make morning tea for Miss Miyu!

One of these days, you're going to show me what you're made of.

Uesugi Ren, huh.

You tickle my fancy.

Kojuurou, we're going back to Japan!

Ma'am!

Ren, it's really delicious.

Thank you very much.

Milady Shinra, this is for you.

If I'm not mistaken, you like it in a bottle.

You're finally able to prepare things before I ask you to.

You did an excellent job in training him, Colonel.

The reason why he was able to show such progress is because

both of you possess the qualities of a master.

Yume doesn't have it then...

Huh?

Well, Natose always tends to you, Milady Yume...

Speaking of which, where's Natose?

Ever since she left with Miss Benisu last night, they haven't come back.

What?!

When I was putting my life on the life for training?

That carefree Beniko, playing out all night...

If you don't have any money, then I'll have you pay it with your body.

There's no need for you to stare.

You've only yourself to blame for being out of luck.

Do we have to get serious?

If you get serious, things will only get more complicated.

Okay.

Beni!

I'm warning you, I'm not cheap. OK?

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

The next episode of Kimiaru will be a recap!

Wrong! It's my main story!

Look forward to seeing nothing but me in Episode 5!

And where's the punch line?

There isn't any!