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You..

How dare you?!

Please calm down, Beniko.

You just have to count the prime numbers.

Prime numbers?

Two, three, five.

Continue.

Seven, eleven, thirteen.

Seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one.

Twenty-one isn't a prime number.

Oh, it isn't?

You can divide twenty-one by three and seven!

Oh, right.

Not bad.

My opinion of you has changed.

Hey wait, how long are you going to look at me?!\

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

Universe

This car sure seems expensive...

This is the car we usually use.

Don't be so nervous.

I'm not nervous!

Yes, that's the spirit.

Even if it's just temporary, if you are going to be Shinra-sama's personal attendant,

everything about you must be first-class.

That's dangerous!

I'll show him the equation for victory.

You're going overboard!

This is what you call an elegant overtake.

We still have time.

It's a good opportunity for you to observe your special tasks.

So Shinra-sama conducts concerts in such a big hall.

Since it's Shinra-sama, she must be teasing the orchestra members during the rehearsal.

Let's call it a day.

Everyone, go over your parts individually again so you can perform it perfectly.

Good job, everyone.

I changed the part I play here. How was it?

I was planning to move closer...

Um... Lately things haven't been going well between my boyfriend and I...

The way you played is fine.

Have more confidence.

I have connections with some real estate brokers.

Wait a moment...

Is your boyfriend the guy with an Oedipus complex who always hides behind you?

Dump him.

The sight of Shinra-sama at work is amazing.

She's even more special on her real performance.

Sorry for making you wait, Colonel.

Oh, you came too, Ren?

Good work!

I've had enough.

You can drink it.

Colonel, is the real estate broker in front of the station?

Note: Igo (also known as Go) is a traditional board game.

Your Igo partner?

Yes... and I might add that I'm stronger than him.

There's someone who wants to move nearby.

Please introduce him so he can get a good price.

Very well.

B-By the way... I'm thirsty.

You drank it.

Y-You were watching me?

Well... This is...

Yes? What is it?

I was thirsty and...

Speak honestly.

Well, it's...

Say it.

It was like an indirect kiss, which made me feel kind of happy.

I can't hear you.

Say it louder.

It was like an indirect kiss, which made me feel kind of happy!

I didn't think you would be honest.

Um...

You're funny after all.

I'll keep teasing you.

Welcome back, Shinra-sama.

Ren-chan?

What's the matter?

Ah, Hato-nee.

This sound is...!

Ren-chan...

Come in.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!!

I don't care.

Also, when I call you, you don't have to knock.

Weren't you lucky you came quickly?

Yes...

It's good that you're honest.

This is your reward.

Come.

You're better than Beni.

T-Thank you very much.

Ren, what were you thinking?

I'm sorry.

Why do you apologize?

Hmm?

W-Well... That's...

Ren, I have to do something very quick.

Lend me a hand.

Yes!

Please excuse me.

As I thought, he's worth teasing.

Ren-chan, are you okay?

I told you that Nee-san has a habit of teasing people she likes, didn't I?

Yes.

If you can't take it, just say so.

If you want to be my personal butler, that is.

And I thought I was immune to older women...

What's the matter, Ren-kun?

Ah, Natose-san.

Try talking to Onee-chan.

Just kidding.

You took a shower, didn't you?

I'll go cool my head off.

Ren-kun, now is...

You again?!

Calm down, Beniko.

You should try thinking the reverse.

"It's okay to be seen."

How the heck can it be okay!!

Ah, how relaxing...

Shinra-sama, may I come in?

Please take your time.

Don't give me "take your time"!

Help me, Ren!

Forgive me, Miyu-san.

Currently I'm Shinra-sama's personal attendant.

No! No! You beast!

My soul's violated.

Miyu-san!

Nee-san forced me to...

Forced me to...

Miyu-san...

Really, the essence of a sister

is the best after all.

Give up, and receive my eternal love.

You must be joking!

I'll show you that you can't do as you want!

With the Kuonji Flag!

Kuonji Flag?

We haven't had this festival in a long while.

Time to show my skills!

Since ancient times, flags have played an important role in battles.

That has been crystallized in a single game, 'Kuonji Flag'.

The Kuonji Flag is a traditional ritual that has been passed down for generations in the Kuonji family.

It was originally created to see the cooperation between master and servant.

The rules are simple.

Note: On the flags are the first kanji of their names.

You win when you capture your opponents' flags and bring them to your base.

Conversely, the factions whose flags get stolen are the losers.

However, it's not just a game.

The winning faction can do whatever they wish to the losing teams for a whole day

...according to tradition.

I definitely won't lose!

I'll win and make Nee-san my maid for a whole day!

If I win, Miyu will...

The rules say everyone is to participate, but...

This time Yume's not really involved, huh?

I'll be the referee and watch over the result.

Don't forget that this is just a game.

With that, Kuonji Flag... Ready... Go!

Our troops will only seize and advance.

We'll be on the offensive, got it?

Affirmative!

All troops, attack!

Miyu-chan, what are we going to do?

First... De Niro, battle mode on!

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum!

We should reserve our strength for the cleaning we'll have to do later.

But if I happen to beat those two...

You're such a good girl, Yume-kou!

For such a clever girl like me to be wrapped around your finger...

Oh please...

Call me "Your Highness."

Your Highness!

You're amazing, Yume!

That's your character!

Maybe I should get a little serious.

If that's what you say, then I'll get serious, too.

In that case, I'll do my best to make my presence known as well!

I'm going to capture the flag.

Then I'll make use of my obscurity and go scout.

I'm not being seen as a rival by either of them.

This might turn out surprisingly well for me.

Beni, from the right; Ren, from the left;

All troops, attack!

N-No!

I won't let even Shin onee-chan pass!

Stopping me is useless.

All righty!

I got the flag!

Yu...

Give it back!

How is this?

I can't reach it!

Yume!

Objective accomplished!

Don't go easy on them or drop your guard; return to HQ!

Understood!

Will Shinra-sama's team seize the first flag?

However, Natose is chasing them!

If the Kuonji house's chief of security gets serious, she give you trouble!

Ren, keep her away on your own till we reach the second floor.

In doing so, you'll be the key to our victory.

I understand.

I'm counting on you.

Leave it to me.

Rest in pieces.

Note: Namuamidabutsu - "I truthfully believe in Amida Buddha." The fundamental chant of Pure Land Buddhism.

Namuamidabutsu.

By the way, Shinra-sama.

My duty is to hold her up, so is it alright if I run away?

That's fine.

Just delay her however you can.

Understood!

For Yume's sake, I will pass through.

Natose-san...

Sorry, Ren-kun.

When did you...

It was so fast... I couldn't see it...

I'll be taking the flag back.

I won't... let you go.

Ren-kun...

Onee-chan.

Because you hit my stomach, it's...

Are you all right?

Throwing my pride away in order to do my part for our team's victory...

I'm the picture of a proper butler.

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry.

Something happened to Ren-chan!

Mihato, we're starting the operation.

An elegant touchdown!

Shinra-sama's team has captured the flag.

Now we only need Miyu-tan's flag.

We'll launch a frontal attack!

So you have appeared, Shinra-sama and others.

Don't call me "other"!

I won't let anyone go a step further beyond this point.

Probably.

Beni, finish her.

Roger that.

This is a good opportunity, Hato.

It's time to make it clear who's the boss!

That's scary.

In order to protect myself, I might have to break one of your arms.

Just try it!

She's retreating way too fast.

Don't chase her, Beni.

Wait! You...!

While Mihato is holding us back, the assault squad must be going after the flag...

But Ren is guarding the flag at our base.

Though he must still be affected by the damage from Natose's attack.

Holding back the kid shouldn't be much of a problem.

However, Miyu-tan must have thought of that as well.

What is that cheeky moe character scheming?

Nee-san is overlooking a vital point.

You don't win this game by simply taking the flag.

It's my turn at last.

The game field is limited to the Kuonji house.

There's no place for you to escape!

My, my, so you followed me all the way.

Onee-chan's secret tool, rope!

Kuruppo!

Huh? Do you think you can beat me by playing around like that?

Don't underestimate the cook!

I'll pluck you all naked!

H-Huh?! What?!

Where are you touching?!

No!

My, my, it's bigger than I thought.

T-This is humiliating...

Beni!

Shinra-sama, please run away!

I shall catch you.

I won't allow that!

Ren-chan!

Ren!

Our troops are on the offensive, right?

Good.

Go, Ren!

Ren-chan's so cool!

Shinra-sama's team's victory is in front of their eyes!

All they have to do is put Miyu-sama's flag in their base.

The pseudo egg!

Welcome to my recital!

An ultrasonic wave attack!

Listen to my song!

Everything is as calculated.

M-Miyu-san?

I'll take both the flags you captured.

But first, give me my flag back.

Even if it's your order, I won't obey!

Oh? Then how about this?

Fear the panty-flashing.

Was my tactic too mature for you?

Now then, victory is ours.

Huh? What's this?

It's heavy, isn't it?

Let go of the flag!

No matter what trick Miyu comes up with, it won't matter...

...because Ren is a bad loser.

Miyu-sama's possessions are Miyu-sama's.

Your possessions are Miyu-sama's, too.

This is...Shinra-sama's!

Stop right there!

Cosmos Fist, Planet-Cleaving Strike!

Oww!

You rockhead!

All right!

Touch... down!

Game over!

The winner of Kuonji Flag is...

Shinra-sama's team!

Yume-sama tried to protect the flag on her own.

Miyu-sama tried to take the flag on her own.

And Mistress Shinra effectively used her subordinates.

That difference decided the victor.

Tomorrow I'll thoroughly lavish my love on you, Miyu-tan.

I'm forgetting something...

Must be my imagination.

Nobody noticed me at all!

Good job, you two.

You shall remain as my personal attendant.

Swear loyalty to me.

Shinra-sama.

Stop, you manservant!

Don't get carried away!

Am I being manipulated?

Can you at least knock?

My self-defense instinct created a mosaic censor field.

Well, whatever.

Look at my muscular back.

What do you think?

It's... big.

You have many scars from battles you survived. I think that's really splendid.

Now I'll excuse myself...

Since you're here, I'll have you wash my back.

Let's have a talk about men.

I'm not interested in taking a bath with some old fart...

Well, whatever it is, just take off your clothes.

Oh, that's pretty impressive!

W-W-Wait!

Thank you very much!

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

Morning, Miyu-tan.

Ah... You're cute even right here, Miyu-tan!

To get pulled into bed right on the stroke of midnight is just...

What should I do next?

The Kuonji family

is going south

That's it, I'll go to the beach.