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How... dare you!

Calm down, Beniko. Try to count prime numbers.

Huh, prime numbers?

2, 3, 5, continue from there.

7, 11, 13...

17, 19, 21...

21 isn't a prime number, you know!

Huh? It isn't?

You can divide 21 by 3 and 7, right?

Oh, that's right.

You're pretty good.

I'm having second thoughts about you.

Hey, how long are you going to stare at me?

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

Universe

Wow, this must be an expensive car.

This is the car used for everyday transportation.

Don't be so nervous.

I'm not nervous, you know!

Yes, that's the spirit.

Even if it's provisional, if you're going to personally serve Milady Shinra, you must get used to the best in everything.

Reckless driver!

I'll show him the formula for victory!

Don't be so dramatic!

That is what you call an elegant overtake.

We still have time. Take this opportunity to watch her special duties.

Wow, so Milady Shinra conducts concerts in such huge halls?

Knowing Milady Shinra, I bet she teases the members of the orchestra during practice.

That should be enough for today.

Everyone is to review their assignments so you can perform to perfection.

Yes, thank you for your efforts!

I changed the way I played this part. How was it?

I was thinking of moving nearby.

Um, I'm not on good terms with my boyfriend these days.

The way you played it is fine. Have confidence in yourself.

I have connections with realtors, so give me some time.

Is your boyfriend the guy with the Oedipus complex who's always on your back? Break up with him!

Milady Shinra at work is quite amazing.

She's even more special during the actual performance.

Colonel, sorry to keep you waiting.

Oh, so you're here too, Ren.

Nice work!

Thanks.

I've had enough. Here.

Huh?

Colonel, is the real estate agent in front of the station your igo partner?

Yes, and as a matter of fact, I'm stronger than him.

There's somebody who wants to move in nearby. Make arrangements so that he can get a good deal.

Very well.

B-By the way, I'm getting thirsty.

You drank it.

Y-You were watching me?

U-Um... it was just... that is...

What is it? Tell me.

I-I was thirsty, so...

Tell me the truth.

Well, that is...

Say it.

It was like an indirect kiss, which made me kind of happy.

I can't hear you. Say it out loud.

It was like an indirect kiss which made me happy!

I didn't think you'd really tell me the truth.

U-Um...

Like I thought, Ren. You're an interesting one.

I'm going to continue teasing you.

Welcome home, Milady Shinra!

Ren?

What's the matter?

Huh? Oh, Hato.

That sound is...

Ren...

Come in.

Excuse me...

Excuse me!

It's okay. Also, you don't need to knock when I summon you.

Aren't you lucky to respond so quickly?

Yes...

Good, an honest answer.

This is your reward. Come.

You're better at this than Beni.

Huh? T-Thank you very much.

Ren, what were you thinking of?

I'm sorry.

Why do you have to apologize?

T-That's because... um...

Ren, I need to do something at once. Help me out.

Yes!

Excuse me.

Just as I thought. He's worth every bit of the teasing.

Ren, are you all right?

Didn't I tell you that Sister has a habit of teasing those she likes?

Yes.

If you can't take it, just say so.

That is, if you want to become my personal butler.

And I thought I was immune to older women.

What's the matter, Ren?

Natose.

Tell Big Sis about it.

Just kidding.

Y-You just came out of the bath, didn't you?

I'm going to cool my head.

Hey, Ren! Now is...

Not you again...

Take it easy, Beniko.

Think of it this way.

It's okay for you to be seen by me.

Of course it's not!

Ah, it's such a mellow day.

Milady Shinra, may I come in?

Please take your time.

What do you mean by "take your time"?!

Help me, Ren!

Sorry, Miss Miyu.

But, I now personally serve Milady Shinra.

No, no, you beast!

My soul was infringed.

Miss Miyu!

Sister forced me to...

Forced me to...

Miss Miyu...

Ah, the essence from a sister is second to none.

You better concede, and accept my endearment for eternity.

Quit joking around!

I'll show you that you can't do as you please, Sister!

With the Kuonji Flag!

Oh?

Kuonji Flag?

It's been a while since the last festival. I can't wait.

Since ancient times, flags have served an important purpose.

Consolidated in one game known as the Kuonji Flag.

The Kuonji Flag is a traditional ritual passed down within the Kuonji family for generations.

It was originally conceived to evaluate teamwork between master and steward.

The rules are simple.

Seize the opponent's flag and bring it to your own territory, where you'll be declared the winner.

Whereas, the team which has its flag taken is the loser.

However, it's not just a game.

The winning team can do whatever they want with the losing team.

That is, according to folklore.

I can't lose, no matter what.

I'm going to win and make Sister become my maid for a day!

If I win, Miyu will...

The rule calls for all teams to participate, but...

This time, Yume won't have much to do with it.

I will be the referee and observe the outcome of the match.

Remember that this is just a game.

The Kuonji Flag game is now in session. Ready, go!

Our troops are to only seize and advance.

We are to take the offensive!

~Right~!

All troops, attack!

Miyu, what are we going to do?

First of all, De Niro, switch to battle mode!

I'm going to kick ass!

We should save our strength for the subsequent cleaning duties.

But in case Yume defeats both Shin Big Sis and Miyu Big Sis...

You're such a good girl, Yumeko!

For an intelligent person like me to be wrapped around your finger...

Shucks.

Call me "Your Royal Majesty"!

Ma'am.

Amazing, Yume! Your character has been established!

Maybe I should get serious about this.

If that's what you say, Yume, then I'm all for it!

In that case, let's work together to make my presence felt as well!

I'm going after the flag.

Then, I'll take advantage of my obscurity and go out on reconnaissance.

Since Yume isn't being taken serioulsy by either of them...

Perhaps I can come up with an upset.

Beni, from the right side. Ren, from the left.

All troops, attack!

Huh?

N-No, even if it's Shin Big Sis, I won't let you pass through!

Even if you stop me, it's useless.

All right, I've got the flag!

Yu...

Give it back!

How's this?

Give it back!

I can't reach it!

Yume!

Our objective has been accomplished. Head back to our territory, be merciless, and don't drop your guard!

Roger!

Will Team Milady Shinra seize the first flag already?

However, Natose is chasing them.

If the chief of security of the Kuonji estate gets serious, she's troublesome!

Shit...

Ren, until we reach upstairs...

Keep Natose at bay on your own.

Then, you will be credited for contributing to this match.

I understand.

I'm counting on you.

Leave it to me.

Rest in peace.

Namo Amitabha.

By the way, Milady Shinra...

Huh?

Although you told me to hold fort, is it okay to run away?

Fine, as long as you buy enough time for us.

Roger.

For Yume's sake, I'm going to pass through.

Natose...

Sorry, Ren.

So fast...

She's so quick, I couldn't see her.

I'm going to retrieve the flag.

I'm not letting you go!

Ren...

Big Sis.

Oh, Big Sis, when you hit me, my stomach...

Are you all right?

Swallow my pride in order to contribute to victory.

I'm the picture perfect butler.

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry.

Something happened to Ren!

Mihato, let's execute our plan.

A graceful touchdown!

Team Milady Shinra has taken the flag!

All that's left is Miyutan's flag.

We're going to deliver a frontal attack!

Huh?

So you've arrived, Milady Shinra and the other.

Don't cal me "other"!

I will not allow anyone to step any further.

Perhaps.

Beni, take care of her!

Roger!

Hato, it's a good opportunity.

To send you a message about who's the boss.

That's frightening. In order to protect myself, I may have to break one of your arms.

Huh? I dare you!

Huh? She's retreating too easily. Don't go after her, Beni!

Hold it, you...

While Mihato creates a diversion, the assault troop is probably going after our flag.

But, Ren is protecting our goal.

Although he may still feel damage from Natose's attack...

Holding back the runt ought to be child's play.

However, Miyutan surely must be thinking of the same thing.

That smart aleck moe character... what is she up to?

Sister is overlooking an important point.

You don't just win this game by taking the opponent's flag.

At last, it's my cue!

The field for this game is limited to the Kuonji estate.

There's no further room for you to escape!

My, my, so you followed me all the way, just as I planned.

Big sister's secret tool: Rope!

Kuruppo!

Huh? Do you think you can beat me with a toy like that...

Don't underestimate a chef!

I'm going to pluck you all!

Hey... what?

Where are you touching? No!

My, my, yours are bigger than I thought.

H-Humiliating...

Beni!

Milady Shinra, run away!

Allow me to capture you.

Not so fast!

Ren.

Our troops are to take the offensive, correct?

Good. Go for it, Ren!

Ren, you're so cool!

Team Milady Shinra's victory is just around the corner.

All that's left is to raise the flag within their goal.

Geh, the imitation egg!

Welcome... to my recital!

An ultrasonic attack!

Listen to my song!

♪ I'm Miyu's De Niro ♪

Everything is according to plan.

M-Miss Miyu?

I'm going to take both Yume and Sister's flag at the same time.

But before that, return my flag.

Even if it's Miss Miyu's orders, I won't listen.

Really? Then, how about this?

Flash.

S-Service shots for the win...

Sulk...

Was my tactic too adult for you?

So, we're going to win...

What? What's going on?

Heavy, isn't it?

Let go of the flag!

Whatever subterfuge Miyu comes up with, it won't matter.

Since Ren is a poor loser.

What Miyu owns is Miyu's.

And what you own is Miyu's.

This is Milady Shinra's.

You... stay back!

Chuuken, Miyu vertical chop!

(Translators note: Chuuken is one of Pai Chan's signature moves in Virtua Fighter)

Ouch! What a blockhead!

All right...

Touch...down!

Game over!

And the winner of the Kuonji Flag is...

Team Milady Shinra!

Milady Yume, who tried to protect her flag on her own.

Milady Miyu, who tried to take the flag by herself.

And Milady Shinra, who used other people effectively.

The difference reflected upon the final outcome.

Tomorrow I'm going to take my time with you, Miyutan.

I get the feeling I forgot something.

It must be my imagination.

Nobody noticed me at all...

You two did a great job.

You should remain as my personal assistant.

Prove your loyalty to me.

Milady Shinra.

Hey, you serf!

Geh...

Don't get carried away like that!

A-Am I being messed with?

At least knock first...

My defense mechanism set in, creating a pixelation effect.

Ah, it's all good.

Look at my rugged back. What do you think?

It's huge...

Your countless scars are an honorable token of your brave military days.

With that said, please excuse me.

Since you're here, might as well have you wash my back.

Let's talk about manhood.

My interests don't include sharing a bath with some geezer...

Come on, at least you can take your clothes off.

Whoa, that's pretty impressive.

H-H-Hey, hold on!

Thank you very much!

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

Morning, Miyutan.

Ah, you're so cute in every which way, Miyutan!

To be dragged into bed the second the clock struck midnight...

What shall I do next.

The Kuonji family

is going south

That's right, let's go to the sea.