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Excuse me.

Shinra-sama, it's morning.

Ren?

Yes.

I drank too much, my head hurts.

I'll sleep.

You ordered me to wake you up at this time.

Please excuse me.

I'm Uesugi Ren.

Occupation: butler...

apprentice.

Ah, that was refreshing.

Good morning, Master.

Morning, Ren.

What is a butler!?

Answer me, Ren.

What's a butler?

The one who takes care of his Oujo-samas!

You fool!

A butler is someone who supports his Oujo-samas with his blood, sweat, and tears!

I thought that's what it meant...

I can't feel any spirit in your answer!

What?!

Can't you say it with more loyalty towards your Masters?!

Right!

The belongings of the Masters are the Masters.

The belongings of the butler are the Masters, too.

So, I'm lacking a passionate attitude, huh?

In that case...!

I'll serve with full power!

Oh, that's the spirit.

With that passionate spirit, aim for it.

Ren, become a true butler.

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

Kabe ga aru to ima wa kanjitemo Feeling like a wall's between us

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

You are my Masters,

I am the butler

Say, Hato-nee.

Yes, what is it?

I wonder if the old man is looking for us now?

I don't think he's someone who would come looking for us.

I see.

Ah, geez!

Just when we finally escaped from home, I remembered that violent geezer!

Ren-chan....

Hato-nee, let us become happy siblings together!

Yes!

We'll be together forever.

Ren-chan...

Hato-nee...

We're finally here.

The port city flourishing with young people, Nanahama!

This is what you call a city.

It's so lively here.

Let's split up and find a job.

Yep, yep.

Let's aim for a place to live-in!

Then, let's meet here later tonight.

Okay.

Don't follow women you don't know that talk to you.

Sure.

Ah, my dear brother. He's so wonderful and honest.

My job hunting begins!

I don't take live-ins.

Your eyes look atrocious.

We can't afford to hire.

That aside, how about this, boy?

E-Excuse me!

I accept complete defeat.

The world is tough.

Oh, so cool.

Kuonji Shinra.

She's pretty, like Hato-nee.

She has a big house.

Such a lifestyle wouldn't be bad.

I should go back.

Miss, I'm Shibuya Takuya.

Would you like to hang out with me?

I'm sorry.

I have a brother complex.

Don't say such tough things.

S-See you next time.

That guy... what a scumbag.

Oh my, Ren-chan.

Hato-nee, did you have any luck?

No, not at all.

I see.

Me neither.

Anyway, let's have a change of mood.

Heaven on earth, heaven on earth.

(One, two, three.)

We're camping out after all.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I got rejuvenated at the spa, though it was a little expensive.

Hato-nee, you are a woman.

You have to take a bath, after all.

This is a thank you for my kind Ren-chan.

"To explain this... Uesugi Mihato has 49 secret items spread across her body."

Tada!

Here's my secret item, instant ramen!

As expected!

But only that isn't good for your beauty.

If we had some leeks or so...

Even I don't carry leeks around, you know?

That said...!

At least I have spinach, right?

Woo! I knew it, Hato-nee. You're amazing!

I'll never return to that house again.

I'll make Hato-nee happy.

Ah, today is really hot.

I'll take a little break.

I have to hurry and find a job.

What's that?

You seem to be in a good mood, Miyu.

Ah, yes. All the people are looking at me.

Am I way too charming?

Hey, hey, it is hot today!

It's fine.

A person with an IQ of 240 like me will not genuflect to the heat.

My head is feeling...

Hey, Miyu!

Hey, hey...

W-Watch out!

Hey, Miyu!

What's with this oujo-chan?

She's collapsing.

Hey, oujo-chan, are you all right?

I'm not of an age to be called "oujo-chan" anymore.

What are you saying, oujo-chan?

You look pale.

I have to carry you to a hospital.

It's just a little bit of anemia.

Let me down.

My sister told me...

If someone is in hardship, help that person unless they're in debt.

It'll be fine.

I'll bring that radio-controlled thing too.

Hey! I'm not radio-controlled!

It replied to me!

I'm De Niro, who's created by Miyu.

Remember this!

Ah, okay...

Damn!

Why can't I defy that commanding voice?

And I've so many things to ask...

Ren-chan, what happened to this oujo-chan?

I'm helping her.

My, my, that's wonderful!

I'm Kuonji Miyu.

Not "oujo-chan".

Sorry, sorry.

Here.

Such nosy people.

People should help each other during hard times.

How true, Hato-nee.

Yup.

Doves are the symbol of peace.

Kuruppo!

(Note: Kuruppo (クルッポ) is the onomatopoeia for doves cooing.)

You people are quite funny.

Then, please take me to my home.

De Niro, show them the way to the Kuonji residence.

Leave it to me.

Come on, now. Follow me!

Kuonji?

There's no way...

We're here.

Wow! This place is big!

This is amazing.

Miyu-sama!

Is something the matter?!

Did something happen?

Yeah, it's actually...

Awesome! Are these two what you call stewards?

Indeed.

There are several stewards in this house.

Don't tell me, can this be...

our chance to find a job?

You sure have a big appetite.

That's just like a growing boy.

I hope he grows up well.

Seconds!

Please, eat as much as you want.

You're saved Miyu-sama after all.

You have to receive our hospitality.

Oh no, on the contrary, we feel indebted to you.

This is beef stewed in red wine.

Maids do actually exist, huh.

Their uniforms are adorable and fine.

This tastes great, too!

Thank you very much.

All these dishes are prepared by Benisu.

What?

P-P-Peni...

No, B as in bear.

Benisu.

Ah, I see.

I'm sorry.

You're great at cooking.

It has a refined taste, doesn't it?

Hato-nee's is great, but this is great as well.

I guess it's because of the ingredients.

Are you saying it's only good because of the ingredients?

Hmph!

I wonder if that Hato-nee can cook at all.

What was that?!

What?

Want to fight?!

Excuse me.

Get out of the way!

This maid annoyed me!

Please forgive her with my beautiful smile.

I don't want it!

Anyway, move aside.

That maid...

Ren-chan!

I deeply apologize.

This was my conditioned response to your unreasonable act.

The colonel is a former mercenary.

You'll get your backside booted.

Beni, you should keep your mouth shut for a while.

Why did you kick me out of the blue?!

I'm sorry, but with that attitude you'll only trouble your sister.

Do you think I'll succumb to this?!

Still didn't learn?

Holding up your little pride, huh?

Let this bastard teach you a little lesson.

Hand beams are also a part of a butler.

Ren-chan!

Please rest assured.

I went easy on him.

What the hell i-is he?

Who are you?

I'm Uesugi Ren.

You're Kuonji...

Shinra.

So this house is...

How overly familiar.

Call me Shinra-sama.

Huh?

Shinra-sama, welcome back.

You bastard!

What an energetic guy.

Go to sleep.

Not yet...

Not yet!

You're not crumbling away?

What's with him?

He passed out while standing.

He's one interesting guy.

Shall we hear why you two are traveling?

Huh?

I assume you have a special reason.

Yes!

This is my chance!

Your Onee-chan will do her best!

Ren-chan, I won't let your injury go in vain.

He woke up.

Huh?

Where am I?

Hato-nee?

Ah, right. I...

Oh, Shinra...

sa-sama.

That's right.

That's the level you should talk.

You'll be working here from now on.

Huh?

After I explained the circumstances, they agreed to take us as live-ins.

That easily?

Are you sure?

Not easily.

First, there'll be a trial period for one week.

If we conclude that you lack the necessary qualities...

You'll be fired without pardon.

Ah, there shouldn't be any problems, right?

Yes ma'am! I'll do my best!

Thank you very much!

People should help each other during hard times.

That's what you said...

and seems like you saved my adorable little sister.

You loli, after I went through the trouble to make you wear that hat...

You wouldn't have collapsed from anemia if you hadn't taken off your hat.

I'm not a loli, but a grown woman.

Hmph!

You are of the same age as Yume, and it sounds like fun.

You are more than welcome.

Who are you?

Don't mind, Yume.

Don't give in, Yume.

First, we all need to introduce ourselves.

Shinra comes from "shinrabanshou."

It means everything that exists in the universe.

Thus, to show your admiration for this high scaled paradigm...

...call me Shinra-sama.

Ah... Okay...

My hobby is admiring cute things.

Shinra-sama!

I'm Miyu, the sexy and genius second daughter.

She's a loli and freeter, so you don't need to add the honorific.

Hey, sister!

Your angry face is cute, too!

Hey, stop it!

Ah, having a younger sister is great!

It's the utmost ultimate culture!

Younger brothers are great, too.

Ah, everyone has a strong character.

Don't lose to them, Yume!

You can do it if you try!

Natose-san!

Right!

I'm Yume, the third daughter of Kuonji family.

My hobby is ham radio, and my specialty is shell gathering.

This way my character should receive popularity.

Huh?

Ah, nice to meet you.

Huh?

It's a rather minor character.

Ah, failed again!

I'm the Head Maid.

If you're going to work here, follow my graceful commands!

Um, what was your name again?

I told you, it's Benisu!

A-Ah, that's right.

Nice to meet you.

Hato-nee, it's rude to laugh at that.

Same goes for you, Ren-chan.

These two are pissing me off!

I'm Natose.

I'm in charge of the house security and gardening.

Nice to meet you.

Yes!

This person looks normal.

Thank heavens.

H-Hey, Beni, I'm hungry.

I guess it can't be helped.

There you go!

Can you catch it?

Piece of cake! Piece of cake!

She's not normal, either!

My name is Chiharu. I'm in charge of of the cleaning.

Nice to meet you.

Hoo! So cute.

Chiharu is a boy.

Nice punch line.

And I'm the Colonel, the legal guardian of my Oujo-samas.

And your real name?

Tajiri Yasushi.

I'll call you Colonel.

So, first of all we'll see how you do in your trial time.

Let's do our best, Ren-chan.

Yeah! This is our once in a lifetime chance.

Such interesting people.

Seems like things will get lively again.

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru gire help me I'm out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masters "mawatte hai, ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte" Oh my god! "Your wish is my command." Oh my god!

Wow itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Ikikitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

In episode two, Ren transfers into the school where I'm the student council president.

That's another butler anime!

Actually, there'll be a big development.

Huh?

What'll happen?

Kuonji Days

Listen up...