Original subtitles

Excuse me.

Milady Shinra, it's morning.

Ren?

Yes.

I had too much to drink, and my head hurts.

I'm going back to sleep.

As I was ordered to wake you up at this time...

Excuse me.

My name is Uesugi Ren.

Occupation: Butler...

in training.

I'm refreshed.

Good morning, Master.

Good morning, Ren.

What is a butler!?

Answer me, Ren.

What is a butler?

One who serves all the Ladies!

You fool!

A butler is someone who supports all the Ladies from the bottom of his heart!

Wasn't I right just now...

I can't feel your spirit in the way you said it!

What?!

Say it with loyalty towards your Masters!

Right! What the Masters own are the Masters, and what the butler owns is also the Masters.

So, I'm lacking a fiery attitude, huh?

In that case...!

I'll serve with all my might!

Whoa, that's pretty neat.

With that raging spirit of yours, aim for it, Ren.

A bona fide butler.

Asa kara aruji A master from the morning

Yoru made aruji A master until the night

Meirei wa toozen no every day Naturally giving you orders every day

Wagamama ittemo magokoro ga hoshii I'm being selfish, asking for your loyalty

~Test! Test!~

Hontou ni shinjiteru to It's true, trust me

Honki ga daisuki tto I'm really in love with you

Oshietakunai yabai janai I won't say it's not bad...

okotta furi shite faking being angry

batsu wo ataeru wa and punishing you

Sugu ni yubisaki e kisu shite mite yo Now, pay attention while kissing my hand

I miss you...

I wish you...

Okoshite kurenakya nemurihime no If you can't awaken the sleeping princess,

mama de zutto komaraseru kara ne it will definitely be troublesome, right?

Yondara gobyou de kaketsukenakya When I call, arrive within 5 seconds,

anata nante houridasu kamo ga or I may just throw you out

Dakara itsu demo koko ni ite! That's why, always stand by for me!

You are my Masters,

I am the butler

Hey, Hato.

Yes? What is it?

I wonder if the old man is searching for us.

I don't think he's the type of person who would search.

I see.

Ah, geez!

Just when we're running off to the city, I have to think of that violent old man!

Ren...

Hato...

As siblings, let's become happy.

Sure, we'll be together forever, Ren.

Hato.

We've arrived at Nanahama, the port city full of young people!

This is what you call a city. It's bustling.

Let's split up and find work.

You bet. Somewhere we can live-in.

I'm going to aim right for it.

Then, I'll meet you here at night.

Okay, but don't follow any women, even if they make advances towards you.

Yeah.

He may be my younger brother, but he's so obedient and wonderful.

This is the start of my career.

I don't take live-ins.

Your stare looks sinister.

We can't afford to hire people.

That aside, how about it, boy?

E-Excuse me!

Zilch, huh.

It's a cruel world.

Cool.

Kuonji Shinra...

A beauty, just like Hato.

Her house is huge. I'd sure like to live that way.

It's about time I went back.

Whoa... Hey lady, I'm Shibuya Takuya. Would you like to go out with me?

Sorry, but I have a brother complex.

Come on, don't say such things.

S-See you next time.

That guy... what a scumbag.

My, Ren!

Hato, did you find any work?

No, not at all.

I see. Me neither.

In any case, let's go for a change of scenery.

Paradise, paradise.

Yeah.

(One, two, three.)

So we have to camp outside. Sorry.

It's okay.

I refreshed myself at the spa, although it was expensive.

Hato, you're a girl. You need to take a bath.

This is a return favor for being so kind, Ren.

"To explain things..."

"Uesugi Mihato stores forty-nine secret items across her body."

Tada! Big sister's secret item, instant ramen!

Right on! But, it'll be bad for your beauty with only that.

If we only had some leeks.

Even I don't carry leeks with me, you know?

That said... I think spinach will do the job, right?

Woo! I knew it, Hato. You're amazing!

I'll never go back to a home like that.

I'll be the one who'll make Hato happy.

It sure is hot today.

I'm taking a break.

I have to find a job fast.

Huh?

What was that?

You're in a good mood, Miyu.

Well, all of the people are looking at me.

Am I that attractive?

Hey, hey, it's hot today.

It's fine. There's no way a person like me with an IQ of 240 will succumb to heatstroke.

Somehow, my head is feeling...

Hey, Miyu! Hey, hey...

Hey, watch out!

Hey, Miyu!

Huh?

What's with that missy? She fainted.

Hey, missy, are you all right?

I'm not at an age where you can call me "missy".

What are you saying, missy?

You look all pale.

You should go to a hospital.

It's only a case of anemia. Let me down.

My sister told me this:...

If somebody is in distress, save that person unless they're in debt.

It's fine. I'll bring that radio controlled thing with me.

Hey! I'm not radio controlled!

Whoa, it responded to my words!

I'm De Niro, made by Miyu! Remember the name, you got that?

Er... yeah.

Shit, why is it that I can't defy his bully-like voice?

I also have the urge to question him thoroughly!

Ren, what are you doing with this missy?

I'm helping her out.

My, my, that's wonderful!

I'm Kuonji Miyu, not some "missy".

Ah, sorry about that.

Here.

Such meddlesome people.

People have to help each other out in times of trouble.

Right on, Hato.

(Translator's note: Mihato is literally, "beautiful dove". "Kuruppo" is an onomatopeia of a chirping dove.)

Yes, since doves are the symbol of peace. Kuruppo!

You two are funny people.

Then, please take me to my house.

De Niro, be their navigator to the Kuonji residence.

Leave it to me. Come on, follow me!

Huh? Kuonji?

No way.

This is it.

Whoa, it's huge!

This is pretty impressive.

Milady Miyu!

Huh?

Is anything the matter?

Did something take place?

Yeah, it's actually...

Awesome! Are those two what they call stewards?

Yes, that's right.

Several stewards in the household.

Can this perhaps be...

our chance for work?

You sure have an appetite.

That's just like a growing boy.

Grow stronger.

Seconds!

Please, eat as much as you like.

As you are Milady Miyu's savior, you must receive our hospitality.

On the contrary, I feel indebted.

Here it is. This entree is joue de boeuf, stewed in red wine.

Maids actually exist, huh.

Your uniform is cute and nice.

Whoa, this dish tastes great, too!

Thank you very much.

All of the food was prepared by Benisu.

What? P-P-Peni...

No, B as in bear, it's Benisu.

Oh, I see. Sorry.

Your cooking is great!

It has an elegant taste, doesn't it?

Hato's is great, but this is just as good.

I guess the ingredients must be good.

Are you going to credit the dish to its ingredients?

Hmph, who knows if what this Hato person cooks tastes good at all.

What did you say?

What? You wanna fight?

Allow me to apologize.

Move out of the way. This maid just pissed me off.

Please forgive us on account of my pretty smile.

No, I don't want it.

In any case, get out of my way!

This maid made me...

Ren!

I am deeply sorry.

When I get pushed, I react automatically in defense.

The Colonel is an ex-mercenary, you know.

You're going to get kicked right out of here.

Beni, you ought to keep quiet, okay?

What are you thinking of, kicking me all of a sudden?

Sorry, but with that kind of attitude, you'll only trouble your sister.

Do you think I'm going to shut up after being kicked?

Still being unruly, and saving what little pride you hold.

Let a bastard like me teach you a lesson.

Hand beams are an integral part of a butler.

Ren!

Rest assured, I made sure to pull my punches.

W-What the hell is with that guy?

Huh?

Who are you?

I'm Uesugi Ren.

And you're Kuonji...

Shinra.

As I thought, this house is...

How casual of you.

You can call me Milady Shinra.

Huh?

Milady Shinra, welcome home.

Bastard!

What a spunky one.

Go to sleep.

Not yet... not yet!

Huh? Aren't you going to fall?

What's with this guy?

He passed out while standing.

What an interesting guy.

I think it's about time you explain why the two of you are traveling.

Huh?

I understand you have your reasons.

Yes!

This is my chance! Big sister is going to do her best!

I won't let Ren's injury go to waste!

He woke up!

Huh? Where am I?

Hato...

Yeah, I was...

Oh, Shinra...

M-Milady.

That's right. That kind of language will be just fine.

Since you'll be working here from now on.

Huh?

After I explained our situation, they agreed to hire us as live-ins.

That easily?

Is it okay?

Not so easy.

There will be a one week probationary period.

If it is determined that you lack the necessary skills to work...

You will be fired mercilessly.

Ah, you should have no problems with it, right?

Y-Yes, I'll do my best!

Thank you very much!

People have to help each other out in times of trouble. That's what you said.

It seems like you saved my beloved sister.

You loli, and after I went through the trouble of making you wear that hat.

You wouldn't have collapsed from anemia if you didn't try to prove yourself.

I'm not a loli, but a grown-up woman. Hmph!

Since you're about the same age as Yume, and it sounds fun, you're more than welcome!

Who are you?

Don't mind him, Yume!

Yume isn't discouraged.

First of all, we should all introduce ourselves.

Shinra comes from shinrabanshou...

Meaning: Everything that exists in the universe.

Therefore, as a token of your awe upon witnessing such grandeur...

Call me "Milady Shinra".

Uh, yeah...

My interests include loving cute things.

Milady Shinra!

I'm Miyu, the sexy and prodigious second daughter.

(Editor's note: 'Freeter' is a Japanese word for [usually] educated people who do not hold a full time job.)

She's a loli and a freeter, so you don't have to add the honorifics.

Hey, Sis!

Your angry face is also cute!

Hey, stop that!

Ah, younger sisters are wonderful! It's the immaculate culture.

Younger brothers are also wonderful, you know.

Shucks, everyone is so unique.

Don't lose, Yume!

Yume, you're the type who can do it if you put your mind to it!

Natose, yeah!

I'm Yume, the third daughter from the Kuonji family.

My hobby is ham radio, and my forte is clam digging.

Now my unique character will surely be recognized.

Huh? Oh, nice to meet you.

Huh?

It's more like minority rather than unique.

I failed again!

I am the Chief Maid.

If you're going to work here, follow my elegant commands.

Um, what was your name again?

I already told you, it's Benisu!

T-That's right, it's nice to meet you.

Hato, it's rude to laugh.

Same to you, Ren!

These two annoy the heck out of me!

My name is Natose.

I'm in charge of security and cultivating the flowers.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Yes! This person sounds normal, what a relief.

Hey, Beni, I'm hungry,.

I guess I don't have a choice then.

There, can you catch it?

Piece of cake, piece of cake!

Just as I thought, this person isn't normal, either!

I'm Chiharu, in charge of cleaning duties.

Nice to meet you.

Whoa, cute!

Chiharu is a boy, you know.

What a punch line.

And I'm the Colonel, also the legal guardian of all the Ladies living here.

What's your real name?

Tajiri Yasushi.

I-I'll call you Colonel.

So, to start things off, complete your one week probationary period.

Let's do our best, Ren!

Yeah, since this is our big chance.

Such interesting people.

It looks like things will get rowdy once again.

Asahi ga sashitara dengen suicchi on! I hear the power switch on at sunrise!

enjin zenkai de hai tenshon Our bodies have built up high tension

acchi mo kocchi mo ikinari no meirei I'm suddenly giving orders back and forth

Konashite misemashou supiido apuu! Let me show you how to speed it up!

Teni muhou... tenshin ranman... Lets change it... that anarchy...

Aa boku wo madowasenaide Ah, I'm... so confused by it!

Gamusha na Monday Monday's frantic

Karamawari Tuesday Tuesday's fruitless

Hapuningu Wednesday It's happening on Wednesday

Oiru kire help me Out of oil, help me

Wagamama Masutas "mawatte hai ote." Selfish Masters, saying "Turn around, I'll have a cup."

"Kashikomarimashita notte!" Oh my god! "Understood, I'm on it." Oh my god!

Wow! itsu demo I say yes Wow! Every time, I say yes!

Shani muni, I say yes! With devotion, I say yes!

1,2,3,4, I say yes!

Hiishi ni run-run-run! I'm desperately running!

T-Tonikaku I can't stop A-Anyways, I can't stop!

Iki kitte I can't stop Giving it my best, I can't stop!

A,B,C,D, I can't stop!

Anata ni run-run-run... Running after you...

In episode two, Ren is going to transfer to the school that I'm the student council president of.

That's a different butler anime!

To tell you the truth, there's going to be a major plot twist.

Huh? What's going to happen?

Kuonji Days

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