Original subtitles

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.

nande mo dekichau BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU!

A bat that can do anything, Excalibolg!

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.

mahou no gion de jinsei yarinaoshite ageru

With the magical imitation sounds, I'll let you relive your life.

iya yo dame yo konna no BAKABAKA

I don't want to. You can't do such a thing, stupid, stupid!

sonna ni GIRAGIRA shinaide

Don't glare so much.

onegai dakara eii!

Please... yay!

bokusatsu tenshi

Bludgeoning Angel.

chi shibuki DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan

Blood-spray pouring, pouring Dokuro-chan.

bokusatsu tenshi

Bludgeoning Angel.

shinzou DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan

Heart pounding, pounding Dokuro-chan.

funde shibatte tataite

Step on! Tie up! Beat!

kette jirashite tsurushite

Kick! Tease! Hang!

demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

But that is my "love."

bokusatsu tenshi

Bludgeoning Angel.

BATTO de DOSUDOSU DOKURO-chan

With a bat, bam-bam Dokuro-chan.

bokusatsu tenshi

Bludgeoning Angel.

chi midoro dorodoro DOKURO-chan

Blood-stained muddled, muddled Dokuro-chan.

kitte nagutte nabutte

Slice! Punch! Torment!

sashite sarashite tarashite

Pierce! Expose! Dribble!

demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

But that is my "love."

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii.

It's School Outdoors!

Dokuro-chan!

Episode 5

Its School Outdoors! Dokuro-chan!

Sakura-kun!

It's cold and feels really nice!

Hurry over here!

Hold on, Dokuro-chan. It's deeper there and dangerous!

Sakura-kun, something's shining.

There's something in the water.

That's most likely fish.

It could be carp or sweet fish.

Yeah, we need to write that on the printout later.

Sakura-kun, Sakura-kun, Sakura-kun...

W-What's wrong?

Oh no you didn't, Dokuro-chan...

What!

This time I will...

Gangway!

It's so fun!

Stop it, Dokuro-chan!

This might be lighthearted playing to you...

...but to me, my life is on the line.

Stop! I don't want to die yet!

I finally got past the hellish end of exams to this school outdoors...

...and the moment I dreamed of! I don't want to be killed already!

Hey, are you listening, Dokuro-cha...

Sorry, can you get that?

Shizuki-chan.

The beach ball.

Please, Sakura-kun!

Thank you, Sakura-kun.

Y-Yeah...

Hey, Sakura-kun, want to play too?

Minakami-san, hurry!

Let's play together.

Okay.

If you don't mind.

Hey, Dokuro-chan, we should...

Huh? She's not here.

Dokuro-chan's gone.

Sakura-kun, look, look!

Dokuro-chan, where are you?

Where are you?

Right here!

Right here! Where? Where are you?

There.

Dokuro-chan, it's dangerous!

It's high! It's high up here!

I can see! I can see!

I-It's dangerous, Dokuro-chan!

Wait, don't tell me you're...

W-What are you...

Sakura-kun, we need to save Dokuro-chan!

Right.

Dokuro-chan.

Dokuro-chan.

Dokuro-chan.

It's morning, Dokuro-chan.

Please wake up.

"Sensitive Salaryman" reruns are going to start!

Why are you late?

You've been slacking lately, Ichiro Binkan!

C-Chief Onigawara, if you yell at me that much, I...

I have to... I have to do something.

That's right.

Emergency measures.

Stop being scared, you good-for-nothing!

A life's at risk. There's just cause.

Hurry and get to it.

Hold on!

Emergency measures or not...

...your ulterior motives are obvious!

...your ulterior motives are obvious! Shut up, coward!

This emergency is a race against time!

What you're thinking of isn't CPR. It's kissing!

No, I can't allow such unhygienic...

No, I can't allow such unhygienic... Be quiet!

There. Go, go!

Yeah...

Now Sakura-kun will become clouds and rain, and quench everyone's throats!

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!

You're horrible!

Why're you laughing? Know something?

School outdoors or not, you're being too hyper!

You're doing the most forbidden act as a human being!

One more time! Let's do it one more time, Sakura-kun!

What are you saying? Don't bludgeon me anymore...

Whoa!

Wait up, Sakura-kun!

Please cook some red rice for me too!

Sakura-kun, why is it "melon boys"?

I don't understand you!

The sergeant may not go to the bathroom anymore!

Prefectural Pavlov

Young Boy House of Nature

There!

Sakura-kun!

Sakura-kun has come back!

Sakura!

Sakura-kun, where were you!

Hey, Sakura, you're late.

We were worried.

You caused us problems.

Yeah.

Where did you go off to?

I fell in the waterfall's basin and kept on going downstream.

Then how'd you get back here?

The old guy who saved me had a truck...

Who's the one who said he followed the grade-school kids...

...playing at the river and went missing?

But why is everyone here?

Isn't dinner over already?

They all said they wouldn't eat the curry till you came.

They've been waiting.

S-Sir...

I'm truly happy I could be the homeroom teacher of such a class.

I'm glad you're okay.

Thank you, everyone.

Thank you, sir.

Come on, Sakura-kun.

Everyone's starving. Hurry, hurry!

Okay.

Here, Sakura-kun. Please eat before it gets cold...

B-But is it okay for me to eat first?

I feel bad ignoring everyone.

What are you talking about, Sakura?

We all want you to eat first.

That's right.

That's right. Eat up.

Don't cry and please eat.

Everyone was starving themselves waiting for you.

Minami-san, you too...

Okay, I'll eat!

It's kind of salty because of my tears, but it's really good!

It tastes like friendship!

Really?

Yeah, so you should all eat too. I can't be the only one...

Is it really okay?

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it.

Huh? What is this?

It's shaking. My hand's shaking. It won't stop.

As I thought.

"As I thought"?

What's that about?

What is this? It's weird.

Why?

Maybe the mushrooms Dokuro-chan put in were bad?

Dokuro-chan, where did you get those mushrooms from?

They were growing on the bathroom wall.

That's it.

No doubt.

What? You gave me that?

Hey!

They're saying the main lodge will provide us dinner to replace that.

Good work, class representative Matsunaga.

Wait...

My legs...

That wonderful friendship was an illusion?

What I saw was a dream or illusion? No, that can't be.

It can't be.

Damn, I'm losing feeling in my legs...

Everyone, don't go...

If you go, you can't come back!

Sir, are you really happy about this class?

Wait! Everyone, come back!

Let's all eat curry together!

Sakura-kun, are you okay?

Dokuro-chan...

Say what you will, but you're the only one watching over me in the end.

My body won't stop shaking.

Because you're in a swimsuit.

No, it's poison! Poison!

Take responsibility. Fix these shivers with your irresponsible magic.

Piru pi pi pii!

Jersey set!

What?

Pedo...

...phile?

What's with this?

I think it shows your personality and looks good. The "pedophile jersey."

I don't want something like this!

If you're an angel, you should use your sacred light...

Come on, Sakura-kun!

"Last Night's Meeting" is going to start soon!

Ah wait, Dokuro-chan!

I still can't stop shaking.

Hey, the curry pot is making a funny sound.

Something terrible will happen if we leave it!

What is this? Who are they?

Why's the curry coming for me?

Oh, I get it. I insulted the curry, so the curry god is angry with me.

I'm sorry!

More like I don't even know what I'm saying...

...but please spare me! I'm really sorry, curry god!

It's a Test of Courage!

Dokuro-chan!

Episode 6

The Curry Continent

Bablov Republic

Sakura!

Sergeant, I can't anymore...

Idiot!

If you're caught here...

...you'll live forever as the curry empire's pickled vegetables!

Sergeant! Are you okay?

Medic!

Don't worry about me.

You're going to live... live and survive!

If you go back to your homeland...

...the "test of courage" tournament is waiting for you.

Sergeant!

So let's start the test of courage tournament!

Right, tonight is the test of courage.

Sakura-kun, are you okay now?

Dokuro-chan.

Because you put poison in the curry I had to...

Oh no! The curry empire's army is attacking!

Sergeant! Medics! Mother!

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!

Come on! That hurt!

Well, you were going nuts, so I wanted to straighten you out.

Blowing anyone's head off would! Even hangovers would go away!

Okay then, the girls will pull lots.

And they'll pair up with the boys on them.

The course ends at the mountain temple.

The time required is 20 minutes. Don't start thinking strange thoughts!

Okay, Saeko Ayukawa...

Right, the test of courage is here. I can't stay like this.

Hey, what's the test of courage? Is it delicious?

The test of courage is where a guy and girl walk a dark road at night...

...creating the perfect mood.

The fruitful, heart-throbbing event is starting!

Amazing! You're a genius!

Also, this test of courage is a dream festival...

...where 85% of the pairs end up dating!

I'm unintentionally glaring, Sergeant.

There she is! Hey, Shizuki-cha...

Shizuki Minakami-san.

Right.

Please draw a lot.

Right.

It's Shizuki-chan's turn.

Let it be me... Let it be me... Let it be me...

This feeling, please come true, my heart of love!

Sakura-kun, I'm scared.

It's okay.

Sakura-kun...

Shizuki...

Let it be me... Let it be me... Let it be me...

Reisuke Sasaki-kun

Right.

Sakura-kun, watch out!

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!

What? Why was I bludgeoned just now?

There was a mosquito.

There was a mosquito. A mosquito!

Look! It sucked so much of your blood!

Forget the amount.

There was a lot! There was death! Because I was squashed!

Hey, say you were told if you didn't want to be cursed...

...to blow milk out your mouth every time something funny is said...

...you'd have to supply some money, how much would you be able to?

Where'd that come from?

Where'd that come from? Dokuro Mitsukai-san.

Dokuro Mitsukai-san. Right, right!

Don't let it be me... Don't let it be me... Don't let it be me...

Nobuo Yoshida-kun!

Right.

No way.

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii!

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii! You can't do that! You can't do that!

Yoshida...

Well, Yoshida-kun has turned into a Shiba inu...

...so I'll go on the test of courage with Sakura Kusakabe.

We've no choice if he's become a dog.

Hold on a second! Isn't a dog fine?

Why can't she go with the dog?

Hey, Sakura-kun, the two of us being in such a dark place is exciting.

Huh? Sakura-kun, what's wrong?

Are you nauseous?

Dokuro-chan, you're not scared?

Scared? Of what?

"Of what"? I-It's so dark...

Sakura-kun, you're scared of ghosts?

You read too much manga, Sakura-kun.

There's no way ridiculous things like ghosts exist.

You're saying that? You're an angel!

They definitely exist if you do!

A cat-type robot from the future...

A reindeer that's a doctor...

A witch that's a nurse...

There are definitely moving castles too!

Dokuro-chan...

There's a favor...

...I want to ask you.

What?

Can I hold hands with you?

With me?

Because I'm not too good with scary things.

If that's what you want, then I'm fine with it.

Not scared anymore?

Not scared anymore? Y-Yeah.

If the three of us hold hands, it's not scary anymore!

Yeah, the three of us...

Wait, what three of us? A third person is here?

The one who's holding your other hand is...

Stop it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it, Dokuro-chan!

I'm kidding! You are such a scaredy-cat, Sakura-kun!

Come on, please stop it already.

Right?

Right?

What are you doing?

Because I'm not good with scary things...

Shut up!

It really seems like something will come out.

Stop it, Sasaki-kun. Don't say stuff like that.

Rock, paper, scissors!

I would like to order one subuta set with pineapples!

No fair! Wait for me!

Sakura-kun, you're so slow!

Sakura-kun, don't worry. I'm with you!

Come on!

What? What now?

Look, Sakura-kun. That.

That's...

What? I won't look! I won't open my eyes ever again! I want to die!

It's the goal!

Are you crying?

I-I'm not crying.

This is nothing.

Sir, Sakura-kun is saying he wants to go home already.

I didn't say that, sir!

What made her say that?

What made her say that? Hey, everyone!

What's going on, Sasaki?

Did Minakami-san come back?

I lost her on the way here.

Shizuki-chan?

I looked for her but thought she might've returned already.

Oh no...

We ran into a monster we'd never seen before.

We were startled, and while we ran...

Wait, Sakura!

Shizuki-chan!

Shizuki-chan!

If you're around, answer me!

Is someone there? Is it you, Shizuki-chan?

Shizuki-chan?

W-Why if it isn't Sakura-kun, zansu.

What are you doing here, zansu?

That's my line, you perverted angel!

What are you doing, zansu? When angels get their halos taken...

Who cares!

Shizuki-chan!

Shizuki-chan!

Shizuki-chan!

Shizuki-chan!

Shizuki-chan!

Shizuki-chan!

Shizuki-chan!

Shizuki-chan...

Shizuki-chan?

Shizuki-chan?

Are you there? Shizuki-chan?

That voice...

Sakura-kun?

Shizuki-chan!

Sakura-kun!

Thank goodness. You're not hurt?

I'm fine...

But are you okay, Sakura-kun?

You're covered in dirt.

W-What?

Sakura-kun...

Hey, it's Zansu-san, right?

Your joke's going too far. Please hurry up and die!

There it is!

U-Um, I'm really sorry for startling you.

Huh?

That voice...

I got lost...

Sabato-chan?

S-Sakura-kun, it's you!

But why are you here of all places?

I was thinking you hadn't shown up lately.

What are you doing in the mountains here?

I came to gather delicious grass and fruits as I wandered around...

Sakura-kun, what's wrong?

Once I was relieved, my strength...

Once I was relieved, my strength... Sakura-kun?

Sakura-kun! Hang on!

Sakura-kun!

Thank you, Sakura-kun.

Sure.

I can't really deal with dark places like that.

The truth is I don't like them either.

I know.

Still, if something like this happens again, would you save me?

I feel sick.

S-Sakura-kun, are you okay?

What are you doing, Dokuro-chan?

I told you so many times not to sit on the rack!

I'm about to...

...throw up.

Don't come near me!

I can't even take the smell...

...of the bus.

Wait a second. Wait, why is Sabato-chan on the bus too?

You're nauseous? Even though you're angels, you're nauseous?

No, both your backs are convulsing!

Shizuki-chan, do you have a motion sickness bag? Hurry!

Thanks. Oh no, there's only one!

Dokuro-chan, why are you grabbing my collar?

No, Sabato-chan, you too? Stop!

It's stretching! It's stretching!

Why are you stuffing your faces into my collar?

There's liquid! There's lukewarm liquid!

I'm scared!

yume nante motanakute ii

You don't have to have a dream.

ima wo ikite iru nara

As long as you are living now.

shiranakute ii koto mo aru

There are things that you don't need to know.

INOCHI mamoru tame nara

If it's to save your life.

mamotte ageru

I will protect you.

BOKU wo shinjite

Believe in me.

shinjitsu wa zankoku na mono

The truth is a cruel thing.

BOKU no koto dake wo ima wa

Please look at just me...

mitsumete

...right now.

Next Time

It's Zakuro-chan! Dokuro-chan!

It's Goodbye! Dokuro-chan!

Next Time It's Zakuro-chan! Dokuro-chan!

It's Goodbye! Dokuro-chan!

Bi, bi, biku-biku!