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>> Wow. Neat.

>> Give me a break.

>> I don't like this.

>> What's happening?

>> Where are we?

Look out.

Fear not, Ranger,

Barbarian, Magician, Thief,

Cavalier, and Acrobat.

>> Who was that?

>> That was Venger, the force of evil. I am

Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm

of Dungeons and Dragons.

>> Please, can't we stop? This is horrible.

Any more of this and I'M GOING TO PASS

OUT.

THE KING.

>> HANK, you sure dungeon master gave you

the right directions?

>> Yep.

He said to meet him at the edge of the

swamp of darkness.

>> Well, I hope he brings a gas mask. I

haven't smoked anything this bad SINCE

ERIC BREAKFAST. BOBBY, look out.

Uni.

Let's see if I can do anything.

A yuck. Tabaca few. Get rid of that

monster and take the stink away, too.

Where's the monster? I don't know. Gee,

I really did it, didn't I? And it smells

good, too. Help.

>> Where are you?

>> He's He's gone.

>> Behind you.

>> This way.

Over here.

Boy, that was close. Hey, uh, thanks.

Uh, where are you?

>> Here.

>> Oh, uh, thanks for warning me. I owe you

my

Are Are you a ghost?

>> No. Please, you must help me. I'm in the

Forbidden Tower.

Please hurry. I need you.

>> Wait, don't go away. I need you, too.

>> What made me say that?

>> Your heart.

>> Ah, dungeon master.

>> I understand how you feel.

>> You do? I mean, how could you know what

I feel?

>> Because in some ways, she is like you.

She is gifted with wondrous powers.

Powers that will grow as she grows.

Who is she? I've never met her before,

but it feels like I've known her

forever.

>> You will understand in due time, but be

warned, there is more than meets the eye

in life and in love. Find her and you

may find the way home.

>> Home. Dungeon Master, wait. What do I

do? How do I find the forbidden tower?

>> Follow your heart, young wizard. Follow

your heart.

>> Hank, Diana, where are you guys?

Bobby, is that you?

>> What are you doing here? Who are you?

>> His name is Presto, and I'd advise you

to let him go.

>> Boy, am I glad to see you guys. No one

crosses this swamp and comes back except

for witches or wizards.

>> Jeriff, please. They're children. You'll

scare them.

>> Who are you?

>> I am Minda and this is my husband,

Jeriff. We heard children's voices and

thought perhaps that maybe I

Oh, but never mind that. You must be

starving. Come. I will not have evil

enter our house.

>> Jeriff, they're only children. Come this

way,

>> boy. Where'd he take cheerful lessons?

>> No place.

>> Wow. Real food.

>> It's delicious. What is it? Swamp lizard

stew.

Eric, don't be rude.

>> Hey, don't get me wrong. This is great,

Lizard. Yes, sir. Nothing makes a man's

mouth water like a nice steaming bowl OF

>> IT'S ALL WE HAVE. Nobody's forcing you

to sit AT THIS TABLE. GET OUT. Get out.

>> Hey, look. I'm I'm sorry. It was just a

joke. Okay.

>> IT'S ALL WE HAVE TO EAT. DON'T you

understand?

It's all we have.

>> Please forgive Jeriff. He hasn't been

the same since our daughter disappeared

in the swamp a year ago.

>> Daughter. Hey, I sh.

>> Ever since then, terrible luck has

befallen our village. Our crops were

destroyed by evil winds.

>> Listen, I our livestock ran off, leaving

us to go hungry.

>> I've searched that swamp every day.

There's no sign of Arla. Nothing can

survive that infernal swamp.

Nothing.

But I saw a girl in the swamp. She saved

my life. Then it was Violet. I heard

she's alive.

>> YOU SAW HER WHERE? TELL ME WHERE.

>> RIGHT back there in THE

>> PRESTO. Are you all right? What's the

matter?

>> It's starting again.

>> It's starting again.

>> The evil

Please don't make me do anymore.

>> I'm so weak.

>> Save your strength. You will need it for

your next illusion. And if I catch you

trying to call for help again, your

parents will suffer greatly.

>> No, don't hurt them. I'll do what you

ask.

>> Good. Very soon, those pupils of dungeon

master will be right where I want them.

Concentrate your thoughts on the village

and do exactly as I say.

>> Boy, you guys are sure worry warts. A

little wind and you'd think the the

world was going to end.

Did you see THAT ONE IN WIZARD'S ROBES

CAUSED THE LIGHTNING?

>> NO. NO, it wasn't me.

>> No.

>> The young wizard causes the lightning.

>> He is evil.

>> No, he's just a child. Wait, my magic is

good, not evil. I can prove it. Bring a

spell to quench the fire and prove to

these folks that I'm no liar.

>> No.

>> The wizard, he brings fire.

>> Hank, what's happening? Somebody help

me.

>> The time has come at last.

You have brought this evil upon us.

>> Stay back.

>> Look.

>> Who's that guy?

>> I don't know. Maybe someone who can help

us.

>> Take it easy, Uni. He's a good guy. You

saved our village.

>> We owe you our lives and our thanks.

>> You owe me nothing, but you owe him no

mercy. He is the one who brought this

destruction upon your good village. He

and his evil accompllices.

>> What? That's a lie.

>> Judge them by their actions, not their

words. They're wizards and witches. And

they will destroy you if you don't

destroy them first. He's right.

>> THEY ARE THE ONES WHO DID THIS. Get

them.

>> Stop. They are only children. They meant

no harm.

>> OUT OF OUR WAY. UNLESS YOU WANT TO MEET

THE SAME FATE.

>> LET US GO.

>> WE'RE INNOCENT.

>> QUIET. Take them away.

What are you going to do with us?

>> At dawn, you shall suffer the fate of

all wizards and witches. You had to ask.

>> I shall see that their evil weapons harm

no one again.

>> You have done well, Vio.

>> Your illusions could fool even me.

Feeling

better, old buddy?

>> I'm okay, I guess. Hank, I can feel it

when she hurts.

>> Who? Fara.

>> But her father said she was

>> No, she's alive. I know it. I saw her.

>> Easy, Presto. Easy.

>> You really care about her, don't you?

>> So, who's for busting out of here?

>> Forget it. We already tried. Without our

weapons, we're just regular.

>> Regular? We're giant size. Come on.

What's the matter with you guys? So, we

don't have our weapons. We've still got

our voices.

>> Huh? I want to see my lawyer. There's no

TV IN MY CELL. BUT WHAT ABOUT MY PHONE

CALL? I demand my rights.

Now that I possess the weapons of power,

the only thing that stands in the way of

total conquest is Dungeon Master

himself.

>> I have done what you asked, Venger. You

promised to let me go now.

>> Only a fool would let go of something as

valuable as you. But I'm too weak to do

anymore.

>> Now, perhaps, but your strength will

return. And as you grow, your power will

grow in ways you cannot yet dream. When

the time has come, Dungeon Master will

be your next victim.

I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A JAIL WITH SUCH BAD

FOOD. THERE'S NO KETCHUP ON MY FRENCH

FRIES. AND THERE'S NO FRENCH FRIES. HEY,

>> WHAT? DEREK, someone's coming.

>> Yeah, and as soon as they get here,

we'll get out

>> over here.

>> Nah, we're going that way. And huh,

>> Vla.

It's all my fault. The storm, the fire,

they're all my illusions. He made me do

it. He said he would hurt my parents.

>> Who? The brave warrior on the white

horse. Ver.

>> That good guy was Vger. Uni was right.

Oh,

>> then Avengers got our weapons.

>> Oh, brother.

>> We'll save you. Tell me how to find you.

>> Above the valley on a high mountain in

the forbidden tower.

>> They're coming. Get ready.

>> Mother, father.

>> Violet, you're alive.

>> Venture, please don't. Violet.

>> Father, move.

What's going on in there?

>> I can never repay you. She's alive.

Alive.

Hurry. Run.

>> They're escaping.

>> Miranda. Jeriff.

>> We've got to go back for them.

>> GO SAVE MY DAUGHTER.

>> COME ON. We've got no choice.

There they are.

>> There it is. How are we going to sneak

past those two ugly orcs? I hear

unicorns make great decoys.

>> Huh?

>> Forget it.

>> Yeah, just forget it. It's no use

>> giving up before you even try.

>> Dungeon master,

we'll never be able to get Farlow away

from Venger.

>> Ah, you are far stronger than you

imagine. Remember, when things look

their worst, things will be their best.

>> Oh, worst equals best, does it? Try

telling that to my old algebra teacher.

>> Hey, he's gone. What do we do?

>> I've got an idea.

Come out or we come in.

A cold floor. Just what I needed.

>> Now that we're in, how do we find Vla?

>> That way.

You better be sure about this.

>> She's that way. I can feel it.

>> Huh? It's probably just indigestion.

>> Presto, you did it.

Fara,

>> you're here. I knew you would come. I

knew it.

>> It's no use. Only Venger can release me.

>> We've got to find our weapons and get

her out of here.

>> DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT THERE'S 2,000 LB OF

ANGRY PORK HEADED THIS WAY.

>> There's no way out. We're trapped.

>> Wait. I may be able to disguise you with

an illusion. You're too weak. Don't try

it.

They'll be here any second.

>> You there? Have you seen humans?

>> Quiet, Uni.

>> WE HAVEN'T SEEN A THING. I I mean, we

don't see them.

>> What is going on here?

Oh, we're just having a little orcto orc

talk.

Right, Porky?

>> As I thought.

>> Scatter.

Leave them.

>> I want the pleasure of dealing with

dungeon masters.

pupilers myself.

>> Get down.

>> None of you will leave this room ever.

>> LOOK, OUR WEAPONS.

>> I'LL get them.

>> What am I doing?

Hey, I got it.

>> Your weapons will not save.

>> One order OF MAGIC WEAPONS COMING UP.

>> OKAY, LET HIM HAVE IT.

>> Are you okay?

>> I THINK SO.

ALL WE CAN DO IS HOLD HIM OFF. We can't

stop him.

>> Is there anything that can?

>> No. Nothing besides Tiamat.

>> She's a three-headed dragon with wings.

No. Five heads and as big as a barn.

>> What are you doing?

>> Trying to make one last illusion.

>> Stop. You're not strong enough. It's too

dangerous.

>> I must if it will HELP YOU.

>> NO, VLA. NO.

COME ON, PRESTO. WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF

HERE.

GONE. WHY? Why did she do it?

>> She did it for us, Presto. I wonder if

we would have been brave enough to do

the same.

>> THE EVIL ONES, GET THEM.

>> NO, WAIT. You don't understand. Va

>> our daughter is she.

No.

No.

>> F OUR VILLAGE NOW. VA

>> make them pay.

>> Wait a minute. The village. Look at

that.

>> I don't get it. Is that good news?

>> Don't you see? It was Vla's illusion.

The illusion's still here. So Vla's

still here someplace.

>> That's what Dungeon Master meant by when

things look their worst, things will be

their best.

>> But where is she? How am I going to find

her? With your heart. Your heart as you

have always done.

>> Look,

>> the dungeon master.

>> It is the dungeon master.

Fara.

Tha.

Look.

He's coming.

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>> Goldie Gold, the world's richest girl

and action jack. Daredevil reporter for

Goldie's newspaper, The Gold Street

Journal.

By air, by sea,

by the seat of their pants,

they travel the world in search of

adventure.

Goldie Gold and Action Jack.

What? Hey, have you come to the

Himalayas, my son?

>> I learned you found the treasure map

leading to Magani's magic box.

>> Magan's magic box contains awesome

power. Legend says no man may control

it.

>> The legend is wrong. Don't let him

railroad you, Bencho.

>> Yeah, he's Norman Swink, a stage

magician.

>> And who might you be?

>> I'm Goldie Gold. He's Jack Travis. I

work for the Gold Street Journal. My

editor asked me to check out the story

on this treasure map you found.

>> I study the ancient text. Only I can

control Mogali's magic box.

>> Thank you for the warning. Mali's magic

box is too dangerous to let fall into

the hands of evil men.

>> What the?

>> Hang on, Goldie. I'm coming.

Sorry, Nugget.

>> Let go you. You idiot.

>> I'll get him, Goldie.

I'll teach you to pick on Goldie.

>> Jack,

>> you'll never LAY YOUR HAIRY PAWS ON HER

AGAIN.

>> JACK,

>> I'll lock YOU UP IN A ZOO.

>> JACK,

>> SORRY.

HELP.

HELP.

MY POINT IS GIVING A MAP.

>> At times like this, I wish I owned a

banana plantation.

>> I do, but that isn't going to help us

now.

>> We've got to get these apes out of our

hair.

>> Here, that's it. Fortunately, my hairet

is also a compressed nylon snare.

>> He's getting away with a map.

>> Not for long. We'll follow him in your

unibus.

>> Hey, swing spawn.

>> Never mind. We've got to get that map.

No sign of the ape or the bandit.

>> They're somewhere in these wastelands.

We'll find them.

>> Jeepers.

That's an old World War II airplane.

>> What kind of a diet is he on?

>> If I didn't know better, I'd say we'd

run into some kind of a ghost plane.

>> Now I'm really confused.

>> I've got the map.

Well, that explains the bandits. They're

hired to help steal the map and protect

the ghost plane.

Goldie.

I think our COVER IS FLOWN.

>> NEVER mind that. The ghost plane is

getting away.

>> Look out. He's going to land us.

>> Not if I can help it.

There's blood in your eye.

The plane's taking off.

>> Then we will too. Stay in the unibus

with Nugget, Goldie. He'll get you down

safely.

>> I told you to stay with Nugget.

>> Not on your life.

The map Jack.

>> Okay, you clowns land this crate.

>> Jack,

guess I was a little hasty and we're

going to crash.

Huh? You're just a guy in costume, too.

>> You're going to be sorry you figured

that out,

>> Jack. I can't hold on much longer.

I hope this works.

I HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOME PARACHUTES.

>> Something much better than that. An

inflatable hotel room.

Good thing you always travel in style.

But it looks like those thieves got

away.

>> Not for long. I left a tracking device

on their plane. They won't get

McGotney's magic box.

>> Good going. Let's get Nugget and follow

them in your helicopter.

Let's go.

Did you bring the map? Uh, here.

>> Excellent. Show it to me.

As I suspected, Morgan's magic box is

located in a mountain only a few miles

from here. It will give me power beyond

comprehension.

Get it and bring it to our usual meeting

place. Anyone who gets in your way,

ELIMINATE.

Come on, let's get to the mountain where

that box is hidden.

>> Jungle. Jungle. Nothing but jungle.

>> My tracking device says they've gone to

that mountain ahead.

>> You're right. There's the ghost plane.

Let's be careful. We might catch him by

surprise.

There it is.

Moani's magic box.

This temple was booby trapped. We got to

be real careful getting in that box.

>> Yeeke. What a creepy place.

>> A spider. Sh. We don't want those crooks

to hear us.

>> A dog. We're being followed.

Hurry.

GOOD. WE GOT MOANI'S MAGIC BOX WITHOUT

TRIGGERING THE BOOBY TRAP. COME ON, HIDE

OVER THERE.

>> WOW, some place.

>> Oh, I don't know. It could stand being

redecorated.

>> Oh no, they beat us to it. They got the

bar.

>> Well, they can't be far.

In fact, there they are.

>> Hang on, Jack. I've got a ballpoint pen

that shoots baller.

>> Hey, we're slippy. Okay, Buster, hand

Manni's magic box over.

>> Whoa, NELLY.

>> SORRY, JACK.

He tricked the booby trap.

Oh god. Get me out of here. I'm your

pal. Yeah, you're my pal. But the reward

for Morgani's magic box is much bigger

IF I DON'T HAVE to share it.

So long, pal.

Uh-oh. It looks like things are going to

get kind of sticky.

>> Give me your boot, Goldie.

>> My boot?

>> Of course. I forgot I was wearing my

survival boot.

>> Maybe the emergency flare in your heel

can cut through these bars.

Hurry.

We're going to be shushka.

Push through.

>> The whole PLACE IS CAVING IN.

>> DON'T JUST sit there. Run.

So, what did this Morgan creep tell you?

>> Barker will deliver magic box to a

little magic shop on New York's lower

east side. I don't suppose you'll give

me the address or the name of Morgan's

employer.

>> So, you can call the police and spoil

our fun? Uh-uh, Sam. Anyway, Morgan's

employer carefully hid his identity.

>> What did you find out about Manni's

magic box?

>> Supposedly, it contains some awesome

force. As dangerous as it is

uncontrollable.

>> Come on, Nugget. Be careful. I don't

want to reach New York soaking wet.

Good evening, Mr. Barker. Please put

Manny's magic box on the pedestal.

>> Where's your partner?

>> You might say we dissolved our

partnership. You can give his share to

me.

>> Excellent, Mr.

Then you won't mind. If we deserve A

PARTNERSHIP.

>> HEY, HEY, WAIT.

WHAT?

Here we are. Now we'll find out who

wants Magani's magic box and why.

>> It's a trap.

THAT DOOR IS LOCKED BEHIND YOU.

LUCKILY, I'm wearing my chain bracelet.

She ate those links like sausages.

>> Neat trick. How did you do that?

>> A good magician never reveals her

secret.

>> Don't make him angry, Nugget. Jack, do

something. I hope this trick net holds

him.

>> He's after me now.

>> Hey, cut that out.

>> Serve him right.

>> Let go me, YOU MUT. YOU'RE NOT GOING

ANYWHERE, PARKER.

The police want to reunite you and your

old pal Morgan in jail.

>> The cops are on their way, Jack. And I

found the hidden button to unlock the

door.

>> Good. But where's Moani's magic box?

>> I bet the owner of this shop has it. His

name and address must be in this ledger.

>> Of course, he has it. Now it all makes

sense.

>> Hurry. He's not far from here.

Norman Swink, we meet again. Goldie Gold

and Jack Travis.

>> The baboons, the ghost plane, the

dummies. All a clever way to smuggle the

box here and hide your identity.

>> Now it doesn't matter. I have the box

and its power is mine.

>> Moani's magic box is too dangerous. Give

it up

>> to a mere teenage girl.

GIVE her

He opened the box. I don't know what's

going to happen, but I bet we're not

going to like it.

>> The legend is right. The magic is

uncontrollable.

Doctor

Stop. BY THE POWER OF MALI, I COMMAND

YOU TO OBEY ME.

NUGGET,

hang on, Nugget. I'LL SAVE YOU.

>> YOU BETTER HURRY. SI'S MAGIC ENERGY IS

TEARING THE PENTHOUSE APART.

>> Every dog lover needs one of these.

>> I always knew that parachute collar

would come in handy.

Look out,

>> Goldie. Hit the box. It's our only

chance. We've got to trap the magic in

the box again.

>> Easier said than done.

>> Wish me luck. Come on, you big magical

bag of wind. Come after me.

>> Got it.

>> Now to make sure it doesn't get out

there.

Well, that takes care of everything but

the cleaning bill.

>> What did Norman Swink want with Moani's

magic box anyway? He thought he could

control its power for evil purposes.

>> Now he has 20 years to practice his

magic, courtesy of the state pen.

>> And Moani's magic box is now safe and

harmless here in the museum. Something

else is safe and harmless, too.

Nugget got some brand new toys.

power

dino riders. The evil robog shackle the

dynagus.

>> Bra's on attack. They're getting stuck.

>> Heroic Quest star on Diplodocus opens

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>> The hippie rockets blast the evil ruler.

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After her father died, Jerica Benton

inherited half of her father's music

company, Starlight Music. Jerica needs

Starlight Music to run Starlight House,

a foster home for girls. But Eric

Raymond owns the other half of Starlight

Music, and he refuses to give Jerica the

money she needs. No one suspects the

mysterious gem is actually Jerica

Benton, disguised by one of Synergy's

holograms. But Starlight House was

threatened when one of Eric's men

accidentally started a devastating fire.

Where are they?

Oh, there goes everything.

>> Is everyone safe?

>> Let's see.

Ashley.

All the stupid stunts. Why did you go

back into the house? I saved the honor

jar. Don't you understand? Your life is

worth more than all the money in the

world.

Jerica.

Rio.

Oh, Rio.

I'm going to be okay.

>> Look at her house. Couldn't have

happened to a nicer person.

>> I knew I should have stayed with you.

>> Where are we going to live now? There's

a place that's just waiting for us. Huh,

that's a good one. How would you like to

help Gem and the holograms put on a

concert right now? This early in the

morning?

>> Yeah.

Okay,

>> Rio, take the girls and meet us in front

of Howard Sand's house.

>> The film producer.

>> You got it. We'll pick up some

instruments and find Jim.

>> Okay, see you there.

>> Something's up.

Tam.

Uh-oh. More trouble. We can't let them

follow us. Can you lose them in this old

van? I'll try.

They've seen us. Good. I could use some

action.

They put too much power under their

hood. Well, we have something they don't

have. Synergy. Here's what we need.

I am ready. Jericho

now. Synergy.

Where'd they go? We lost them.

Hey, it's Rio. Warlock. If we can't

follow Terra, we'll follow him.

They're gone. Show's over. Synergy.

Enter.

Here. Put these on.

I'll go warm up the roadster. Showtime

synergy.

>> As you wish, Jerica. Ready to roll?

Let's rock.

>> Like a dream,

>> I'll appear to you.

>> Like a dream

>> that is coming true.

>> Like a dream,

>> I will lead you to a place you've never

seen

before.

Like a dream,

>> where you're far from here. Like a

dream. Music everywhere like a dream.

>> Let me take you there and show you new

worlds to explore.

Follow the sound of my voice. I'll give

you reason to rejoice.

Like a dream.

>> I'll appear to you like a dream

>> that is coming true. Like a dream.

>> I will lead you to a place you've never

seen

before.

Like a dream far from here. Like a

dream. Music everywhere. Like a dream.

>> Let me take you there and show you new

worlds to explore.

Follow the sound of my voice. I'll give

you reason to rejoice. Rejoice like a

dream. Baby, come with me. Like a dream.

Life will be like a dream.

Like a dream.

>> Hey, don't give up your daytime job.

Come on, misfits. Let's trash them.

>> Trouble brewing.

>> Go change. We'll cover for you. Don't

let that gem out of sight.

My sister Jericho will explain

everything. Out of my way, pig face.

Looked in a mirror yourself lately.

Now, Synergy. Showtime.

Come back here, Jim.

Huh?

The show's over, Synergy.

You've got no business being here. Look,

nobody invited you.

>> All right, quiet. Quiet.

>> I'm sorry. It's my fault, Mr. Sans.

>> I'm listening.

>> These girls are all foster children.

They used to live in my house, but it

burned down last night. Oh, poor little

baby. Boring.

Mr. Sams, we have nowhere to go. It's

not that we're asking for special

favors, but

>> you want to move into the mansion.

>> Only until we can find something else.

Hey, move there. Yeah, that mansion's

part of the contest.

>> Yeah, nobody lives there until we win

it.

>> Wait until the day of the contest. That

mansion is my property. I'll get you the

keys.

>> They can't have it.

Mr. dance.

>> Here, give me your help.

Hey, possess. Check it out.

That was close.

>> A little too close for me. I don't know

what I'd do if anything ever happened to

you.

When I get hold of that Roxy

Misfits,

>> Jerica, you can tell Jim she has all the

help I can give her. But remember, if

the misfits should win the contest,

>> that'll be the day.

>> If they win, the mansion is theirs. I

can't change that.

Look, Eric Raymond, why aren't you doing

something? They got no business living

in that mansion. Unless we do, too.

>> It'll take all of my pull to stop Howard

Sands from suing us. I intend to keep

Starlight Music. But if you lose that

contest, Jericho gets the whole ball of

wax. You'll ruin everything if you

continue acting like this. Don't worry,

I'll get them out of the house.

>> Who does he think he is?

>> Yeah, right.

He can't tell me what to do.

Yeah, right.

Come on, misfits. We're going to that

mansion.

>> This is Eric Raymond. Is that you,

Zipper? That's my name. Don't wear it

out.

I have another job for you. And this

time, get it right.

Oh, it's beautiful.

>> That's magnificent.

>> I dreamed of calling the Starlight

Mansion.

>> Go on, look around.

>> Look at that over there.

>> Oh, I love that.

I feel like a gourmet chef in here.

>> There's a bedroom for each of us. I

wonder what this gadget is.

>> Jerica, open the gates. I've got the

photographers for the special magazine

layout on new rock groups. They brought

wardrobe, makeup, the works.

>> Oops. I was so excited. But I forgot all

about it.

>> I hope Jim doesn't forget.

>> She's here already.

>> Great.

>> I'll stand guard.

Showtime synergy.

Well, now that we've got this great

place, I guess I can forget about the 30

bucks you say I owe the honor jar. No

way. But I saved the jar from the fire.

That doesn't make up for trying to steal

the money in the first place.

I want in there so bad I could scream.

There's got to be a way.

Uh, what's it worth to you? You need in

and I need $30. Is it a deal?

>> $20. $30 or no deal.

>> Okay. Okay. Pay her, Roxy. Okay. Pay

her, Stormer. Huh? Oh, okay.

Push open the gates when you hear the

buzzer.

And it comes in focus. Click and the

world takes notice. Click and in a

flash. In the latest fashion and

overlight flash.

We're going to do

step

and it's all so thrilling.

And you got feeling good. And there you

are. You're the new sensation of me.

Fire

in our way. Maybe you want to catch with

us.

It can happen just like

our way.

Heat. Heat. Heat.

Heat. Heat. Heat.

The misfits

possess Roxy, get

Run. THERE'S A BOMB. A bomb.

Oh no.

>> Was anybody hurt? Honestly, I'm

scratched just everywhere. Look what it

did to my stockings

and my hair.

>> Mr. Raymond, how did you know about the

bomb? I uh received an anonymous phone

call. A fan of Gem and the hologram said

he was going to get the misfits. Uh,

naturally, I rushed over to save these

talented girls. The misfits?

>> I I suppose you want us to leave right

away.

>> What? Of course not. I don't believe

Raymond's ridiculous story for a second.

>> Oh, we we'll clean up the mess, Mr.

Sans.

>> Jim, Kimber, I can't find Jericho.

>> I uh I think she's in the house. Rio,

Synergy, project a hologram of Jericho.

Now, uh there she is in the upstairs

window.

What is that?

idle. Howard

>> countest.

>> Your poor house. Was anybody hurt?

>> Well, luckily the bomb went off in the

old servants quarters which were empty.

Oh, may I present the countest Danielle

Devoisan. Countess, this is Jem,

Kimbert, Aza, Shaina, also known as Jem

and the holograms and their road

manager, Rio.

>> Oh, you do the marvelous new music. We'd

love to play for you sometime. Count to

No, no, no. Call me Danielle. You must

all come to my party tonight. It's on my

yacht. Please say you'll come.

>> I'm sure they uh we will be delighted to

attend. Danielle,

>> good. 8:00. I'll have a lunch waiting.

>> Hi. Yeah. Howdy.

>> Uh Countis, may I introduce a hot upand

cominging musical group, The Misfits?

>> Pleased to meet you, Countis. They'd be

a great addition to your party.

>> I very much doubt that. And besides,

they are not invited.

It's time they left. Watch this.

Oh, misfits.

What do you want? Since you're hanging

around, you can help us clean up.

Cleaning's for suckers. It's your mess.

You clean it up

and do a good JOB CUZ WE'RE GOING TO WIN

the contest and the mansion.

Good thinking. You found their weakness.

Yeah, they're allergic to work.

This is the way to live.

>> I wish Jerica were here.

>> She's got a lot to do. But she told me

to make sure you have a good time.

>> Word. How wonderful.

>> Come. There is someone dying to meet

you.

Ah, there they are.

This is Jim and the Holograms. And this

is Lindsay Pierce. I watch your rock

video show all the time. Thanks. Do you

have a video yet? Well, not yet. Anthony

Julian's here. He's the most dynamite

director in the business.

>> Hey, Anthony.

>> Exercising your pipes again. Lindsay.

Anthony, you know that tape Ryan Morris

has been airing on KMAX.

This is the group and they need a Way

Out video. Something I could play on my

show.

>> H Do you have any ideas for one?

>> Shaya does.

>> Uh uh. I do.

>> Oh, yes, I do.

>> Well, let's find a quiet corner and talk

about it.

>> We've waited long enough. We'll show

them what it means to insult the

misfits. Okay, misfits. Let's crash him

in traffic.

>> How much can we spend on the video?

>> Oh, well, we

>> no backing from a record company either.

>> I'm afraid not.

>> Don't worry, beautiful. We'll work it

out.

>> Thinking about Jerica.

Rio, do you do you like me?

>> I hardly know you. And you won't even

tell me who you are.

>> Maybe I should tell you. Rio, I'm

We're making mischief. We're making

mischief. Making me

mischieving

every minute. We've almost

doing all this dirty work. We're making

mischief. We're making mischief.

When you miss

and we love it every minute, we've

almost

doing all this dirty work. We're making

We're making

trouble. We're making

And

we're putting it apart, turning it

around. We start

making We're making

you need to keep it quiet.

We're making

We're making

you need to keep quiet. We're making mis

making.

We're making mischief. MAKING

>> CAPTAIN, will you and your men help me

remove some unwanted guests, please?

>> We're on our way, Countest.

>> Uh-oh. Did you hear that? Yeah. Let's

beat it. Where have they gone?

Wow, look at this stuff.

Nothing to it. Why don't you show us

pizzazz?

Okay, smart mouth.

>> What is it? A yacht. Hit it straight for

us. Sound the alarm. We're going to hit

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struck again.

>> Trying to tractor Bert Outlaw.

>> Vehicles each sold separately with two

figures. Batteries not included.

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Great sounds.

>> Yeah, music the universal language.

>> Awesome. Too bad the other Autobots

aren't here to enjoy it. They don't got

to be awesome

flying.

All right,

prepare for target practice.

>> Omega Supreme, always prepared.

>> Yeah, my audio receptors. What is that

noise?

>> Humans call it music.

>> Not this human. Sounds all RIGHT TO ME.

THE EARTH IS BUT a speck on the arm of

the universe.

There must be intelligent life out there

waiting as we are to be contacted. My

voltronic galaxy will scramble my words

into pulsations, enabling alien life to

translate them to their own language.

to whom it may concern. I, Professor

Haley, on behalf of my fellow scientists

and the planet Earth, invite you to join

with us in the spirit of friendship.

>> WE APPRECIATE YOUR HOSPITALITY,

Professor

Response.

Where are you? In another galaxy? much

closer than that.

>> But we'll gladly bring you to another

galaxy.

>> You fool. You could have destroyed the

Voltronic Galaxy. Autobots. Autobots

request assistance.

Help.

Blaster, decrease volume.

Blaster, shut up.

13.

>> Where did the call originate?

I don't know. All I can hear is that

blasted blaster

shaking without touching.

Huh?

>> Helios.

Decepticons attacking. Hurry. That's our

cube. Bottle box transform.

Hey guys, how was Ollie trying to turn

you on to some good tools?

Anything but this. Please, not this.

Get off before you lose more than your

machine.

Take good care of the cargo train.

Nothing must happen to it.

You're You're too late. We got away with

an electronic galaxy. We were held up by

a little musical diversion.

>> What would the Decepticons want with

your machine? I don't know. They could

unscramble air codes or intercept radio

transmission. I suppose we'll get it

back for you, Professor.

Huffer tracks report. Any sign of

Decepticon interference?

>> Negative. Prime.

>> Well, keep checking and stay in contact.

Power glide spike report.

No sign of Decepticons or the Voltronic

Galaxy.

>> And we've been halfway around the

hemisphere.

>> Hey, talk about no place.

I can't even get a bottom 40 station out

here.

>> We're complete.

Bingo. Finally, some action.

>> I'll get it all down on tape.

Switching off engines and coasting.

Checking recording levels.

>> This will jam the airways between here

and Earth.

>> Watch skies.

Astro train clear THE AREA OF ALL

FOREIGN DEBRIS. You got it. Meatron.

They spotted us. Me and my big wolfer.

Let's fly.

Get the speed.

Maybe he'd like a shot at his own stuff.

I can't find him anywhere. He found us.

Did you do anything? Not anymore.

The Transformers will return after these

messages.

We now return to the Transformers.

>> So, Optimus Prime sent you to ease drop

on our plans to conquer the Earth, did

he?

Aster Train, weld you into place.

We will make an excellent transcrambler.

And this otherwise useless piece of

scrap will serve as a power booster.

Starscream Cracker, return to Earth.

What's going on? Is this your idea of a

joke?

The fun has begun, but it's no joke.

Request landing clearance. Clearance

accepted.

Clearance. Please wait. Runway 14.

Prepare for taxi.

>> What's happening? We're losing our

communications. Come in. 431. Come in.

Request flight pattern. Come in.

Airlines clear the runway. Clear the

runway.

>> Hey, Spike. Radio in for landing

clearance, will you?

>> The radio's dead.

>> Looks like everyone's radio is out.

Hey buddy, keep to your side of the sky.

>> Hello. Come in. Hello.

>> Follow me, pal. I'll bring you in safely

without a radio.

Must be the 1040 OUT OF CROIN FALLS.

I'll radio them to the auxiliary track.

1040, come in. Hello.

You okay?

>> Call the fire. Look out.

>> Smell any smoke?

>> No, but I will. There's always a fire

somewhere. And that somewhere's dead.

I'll knock out the fire.

Testing 1 2 3. Testing testing.

You can spare the rest of the pre alert.

This far is all but out.

That's not what my sensors see.

DECEPTICONS.

UH, give me a forecast, not a blank

look.

Well, I don't need a forecast to tell me

that's a snowstorm. Attention motorists.

Attention. Stay off the mountain roads.

Attention motorists. Stay off the

mountain roads.

Tele's gone dead. So has all radio

transmission on Earth. The entire

planet. We're talking major catastrophe.

What are we going to do?

>> Transform.

Convert the snow tires.

Help. Help.

I've got you.

Just in time.

>> Take it easy, everyone. Keep calm.

>> Looks like I'm going to have to use

force on you, pal.

Stay in your cars. We're walking as fast

as we can.

>> Greetings, humans. This is Megatron.

We must absorb the BS. I am the leader

of the Decepticons,

ruler of Earth.

Don't worry, flesh creatures. Soon you

will have a new leader to piece your

planet back together.

>> Or leave it in pieces. We've got to do

something. I'm trying.

>> Soon the Autobots will be of no use to

you.

>> I control the airways.

>> Megatron is on every frequency.

>> Look out. Prime.

>> Optimus Prime.

We're going to crash.

>> The Transformers will return after these

messages.

We now return to the Transformers.

The emergency jetpacks.

Keep

light. Use your jetpack.

Quick, snake. Thanks.

>> Earth. I will return your airways to

your regress. Listen carefully.

Exchange for your airways. I want all of

your energy reserves. I want your coal,

your oil, your gas, electricity, all of

it. And then only then will I return

your airwaves to you.

>> It's blaster. But from where?

>> It's coming from the moon.

>> Power glide, can you make it to the

moon? Hey, I'm a plane, not a starship.

First things first.

Hold on, big guy.

SPIKE, CARLY, THE JETPACK IS OUT OF

FUEL. BUT WE'VE GOT TO GET crime back to

headquarters.

>> IT'S TOO FAR. I'M CHANGING COURSE.

It's blaster. I'm the son of Matrix.

We got to get these humans to safety

fast.

>> We sure could use Ratchet's expertise

right now.

>> You bet. But maybe these emergency

transistors will reactivate him for a

while.

>> If Blast is on the moon, then maybe

Megatron's there, too. USING HIM TO FOUL

up Earth's communication systems.

>> Must rescue our Alba, comrades.

>> Maybe you have enough energy for a trip

to the moon, Omega. But what about Prime

and the rest of us? We can't even

contact Teletran 1. And without help,

Prime could be finished.

>> We must go together.

Now,

>> I've never been to the moon before.

>> First time for everything, Carly.

Zoo to the moon.

AND IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET,

EARTHLINGS,

what is that? Don't play with me, fool.

Equalize peace.

Stop them.

Preparing

for passengers.

Release all of us.

Never

>> relation.

>> GO.

>> GIVE IT TO HIM. LOOKS LIKE THE BIG boy

training.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

>> Megatron, no.

>> Optimus Prime,

>> you're alive. But not for long.

>> Now to inject some feedback. How about a

little power boost blaster?

Hey, that'll clear the airwaves.

I may be low on energy, but I still have

enough to conquer you.

Don't move, Megatron.

Raise it, OMEGA. YOU'RE TOO OUTDATED TO

catch me.

Very well, Prime. You have won for now.

>> Hurry. We got to save Blaster and

Cosmos.

Say Prime. What do you say we turn this

place into Radio Moon with a Looney Luna

lineup of hip hits?

>> Yeah, you'll meet some company out here.

>> Hey, how about it, Prime? I did save the

day. Yes, Blaster. But remember, your

volume, like any capability, is also a

responsibility.

You must decide when is the right time

and the wrong time to use it.

Blaster.

Hey, bro. Dig the decimals.

The Transformers will return after these

messages.

Heat.

Heat.

Here's Angela and Glimmer dazzled

separately. You can pretend they're

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secret power. Dark forces can't make

trouble here. For Glimmer shine, she has

no fear. All is safe in the skies where

beautiful and jealous.

The day of the world's in the hands of

these beautiful girls. Princess of Power

>> Angela and Glimmer Dolls each sold

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New from Mattel.

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>> and I'm hungry.

>> Thank goodness for Pac-Man pasta from

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Hot kids. You kids are so cool that

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Oh no.

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>> If I had my way, I'd change my hair.

>> We're to give a kids meal the way I like

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I kept hearing this sound.

>> Brother, the world was shut down.

Sorry, I don't know where they went.

Where was everybody?

Dad pulled in, then I saw it.

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Class. Class. It's really very simple.

As you wander through the museum, I want

you to answer the questions on the study

sheet. Remember, you'll be working in

pairs, exploring the past and probing

the very endrails of history.

Hey, Max. Where are you going?

>> Me? I'm aiming to do my probing with

Jiffy.

>> Jiffy? But I thought we were Oh, fine.

>> Don't worry, D. Jify's just another of

Max's infatuations. He'll get over it as

soon as she dumps him.

>> Hey, Jiffy.

>> Oh, wow. I've never been so all up close

and personal with real life history

before. How edifying.

>> Yeah, it's it it is. And yeah, you like

history cuz I'm an expert.

>> Wa. Would you look at that? Just an

ordinary Egyptian cereal bowl, right?

No, actually, it's way more than that.

It It's really um sort of a Oh,

>> drinking fountain. Max, you're such a

fooler. Okay, class. Time to pair up.

>> Always the fool or never the fool. What

am I saying?

>> Howard, you go with Jane. Jimmy, Janice,

uh, Betty. Otis.

>> Excuse me. Pardon me. Move it. Watch

your toes. Incoming. Watch it.

>> Joy. Heracitis. Jiffy. Um, Felix.

>> Felix.

>> And B. Max. Max.

>> Hey, Fely. Oh, good buddy. Old pal. What

do you say we do a little swapping? Huh?

>> Come on, Felix. We've got lots of

studying to do. Do you like taking

notes?

>> I do.

>> Felix, come back, Felix. Oh man, this

really bites big time.

>> Like I'm second prize here. Come on,

Maxie. We've got lots of studying to do.

>> Ah, poor Jiffy alone with Felix. Same

thing, really.

>> Max, look at this. Egyptian

hieroglyphics used objects to represent

words and sounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

know. I got a book on it back home. I

wonder what Jiffy's name would look

like. Huh? A flower? A butterfly? No,

no. A goddess.

>> The symbols for your name, Maxwell, must

be the same as Chump.

>> Look, there goes Jiffy.

>> You say Jiffy one more time and I'll

break your jaw.

>> What? Oh,

excuse me. Maybe we're just a little bit

jealous. Is that it?

jealous of Jiffy over you. Keep

dreaming, boy. Not if you were the last

guy on Earth or the galaxy or the

universe or the cosmos.

>> Jeffy,

>> I love word problems, don't you? Or even

beyond that in other dimensions.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Quick, climb

in here. We'll surprise her. Huh? Max,

you're back.

Must have been a portal in that

sarcophagus.

Where are we? Be

>> Max, you and your stupid cap.

>> Hey, come on. I just wear it. I don't

make it work.

>> I guess the best thing to do is look for

the nearest portal. Yeah, but that could

lead to anywhere. We have got to get

back to the museum. I mean, what if

Felix tells Jiffy something really

embarrassing about me?

>> Wait a second. These look like they are

hieroglyphics, just like the museums.

Max, we must be in Egypt.

>> Yay!

Rat, where? Where?

>> You know, that's just like a girl. You

get all riled up about nothing and send

me into a panic. I'll tell you, you

wouldn't catch Jippy doing that. You

know why? Because she is all woman. She

>> and you are all brain dead. It's just a

skeleton.

>> I know that. Some of my best friends are

skeletons. Yo, bones. What up? Too much

fiber, bud.

>> Really? Is that any way to greet

uninvited guests?

>> Careful. Maybe more greetings.

>> Wa! What a setup. Check it out. I mean,

ALL IT'S MISSING IS A wide screen TV.

Hey, what is that?

Cool. I mean, hot. Anyhow, it's

beautiful. Hm. No price tag.

>> Wonder where this leads. Huh? One way to

find out.

Maybe I can't bring Jiffy to Egypt, but

I can sure bring a piece of Egypt to

Jiffy.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> Abandoned old cursed interwe

the ark of power.

>> I don't like the sound of that, Max.

>> Look out. There's three hideous figures

in black robes behind me.

>> How'd you know?

>> Lucky guess.

>> Time to panic.

trapped. I guess I've seen the last of

Jeffy. Guess I've seen the last of me,

too.

>> Oh, Jeffy should be so lucky. Hey,

what's that? English.

>> Let's see. Greetings, Mighty Max. If

you're reading this, you must be in

trouble. Take the portal to Paris where

you'll find further instructions.

Virgil. Virgil. How do you do this? What

portal?

All right, that's everyone.

Hold it. Oh, where are Max and B?

Where have you two been? Oh, never mind.

your study sheets.

>> I think mine's in Africa.

>> A French dog ate mine,

>> right? Demerits for the both of you.

>> Some museum trip. Not only do we almost

get killed, but all we get for our

trouble is a demerit.

>> Speak for yourself. Oh, baby Jiffy is

going to love me for this.

>> And my math book. I love word problems.

Don't you?

>> My favorite's on page 37. If Farmer

Watley has seven cows, three ducks, five

goats, and Max, where's

>> Felix? Ah, forget him. Hot stuff. Look

what I got for you. It's a lucky study

charm. Yeah, and I got it at the uh uh

at the museum gift shop. Sort of for

you.

>> It's beautiful. I don't know what to

say.

>> That's okay. You don't have to say a

thing. I mean I mean you can if you

want. I'm not saying that you can't.

Obviously, you can. But if you don't

want to say anything, um, I can, you

know. Can I say it for you?

>> What's Jiffy got that I don't?

>> I don't know. She's just Jiffy, I guess.

>> What do you think? Should I or shouldn't

I? I mean, maybe she's waiting for me to

call, right? Maybe she's calling me.

Maybe she's on her way over. Jiffy.

Oh, maybe she didn't like the necklace I

gave her. Maybe I ought to just call

her. It's hopeless. He's convinced he

and Jiffy go together like potato chips

and ice cream.

>> Poor diluted Max. Only way Jiffy would

go for him is if he turned into a

textbook.

>> Hello,

>> Jiffy. Hi, it's Max.

>> Oh, Max. I'm so glad you called. I've

got a test tomorrow.

>> Really? Need me to help you study?

>> No. I need someone to tell all these

strange people in black robes under my

window to go away so I can study. Go

forth to the bridge of Apus, my loyal

minions. Bring to me the ark of power.

>> Jiffy's in danger. Sounds like those

guys in Egypt are after her. OH, THIS IS

GREAT. I'LL BE HER hero forever after I

rescue her.

>> Rescue? Max, you're letting your

fixation on Jiffy cloud what little good

sense you have. Remember this morning?

>> YEAH, BUT THAT WAS THEN, but now with a

little help from my friends. That mean

us?

>> Afraid so. Would

you guys go away? I'm trying to study.

Whoa, what's that? Where can I get one?

>> It looks like some sort of interspatial

travel thingy. That must be how they got

here so quickly from Egypt.

>> Well, never mind that now. WE GOT SOME

BAD GUYS TO PEDAL INTO SUBMISSION.

It's working perfectly.

always works on TV.

>> I can't believe I'm doing this all for

the sake of Jimmy. Or is it Max? Oh,

that boy.

My book. My book.

The cover. It's ruinous.

Take that and that. And this sneakers.

>> Easy to see why they were gloss.

>> Yes. Or I would beat him. Oh man, I'm

going to be Jesse's hero for life.

>> Help. Help. I'm going to kidnap my

friend.

Then again, she may never forgive me.

Come on, you guys. Jippy's been

kidnapped and those snake dudes are

probably slobbering on her already. Be

right with you after I lock up my boat.

>> Max, this is crazy. Not to mention

insane.

>> No. All we got to do is go through the

portal in the museum, rescue Jiffy from

the ugly snakeheaded dudes, and come

back so I can be the idol of her adoring

eyes. It won't be that hard.

>> Hello there. Planning a museum visit? I

sure am. And it's a matter of life and

death.

>> Well, my condolences. We just closed.

Everything in here is dead already

anyhow.

>> Yeah. Look, Mac, here's a buck. A whole

dollar. Now you go buy the little woman

a bubble and STEP ASIDE. OKAY. COME ON,

GUYS.

>> NOW HEAR THIS. WE'RE CLOSED. SCRAM. BEAT

IT. AWAY WITH YOURS.

>> LOOK, MAN. You don't understand.

Something terrible has happened to the

GIRL I LOVE. I GOT TO GET IN.

>> Give me a break, Max. You don't love

Jiffy. You don't even know what love is.

>> I do, too. Love Jiffy. I do. and I'd do

anything for her.

>> Hold on, son. Them's mighty big words to

be bantering about.

>> What do you know about this girl? Can

she cook? Is she astrologically

compatible?

>> Well, we'll never find out as long as

you're in the way.

>> What the

>> Come on, Max. Now's our chance.

>> Hey, you hold HER. I'LL I'LL SCREAM FOR

HELP. HELP.

>> GOTCHA.

I noticed.

>> What about my test? I get to see you

guys are responsible.

>> She's still wearing the necklace I gave

her. Oh, what a babe.

>> Max, that necklace is probably what

attracted them to her. Oh, looks like

she's in for it. And so are we.

Who are you? What do you want? Why are

you dripping slime on the floor?

>> I am Venom, Apostle of Apous, rightful

conqueror of the world, last of the

Supreme Pharaohs.

>> Supreme Pharaohs? Isn't that a Seattle

grunge band? How you doing, bud? Mighty

Max is a name. This here's B. Hey, I got

to tell you, that was one sharp

entrance.

SILENCE.

YOU DARE interrupt the sacred rights of

renewal that kept me alive over 3,000

years.

>> No kidding. He doesn't look a day over

2,000.

>> Mark me, fool. But after I absorb the

combined life force sucked out of your

BODIES BY THE ANK OF POWER, no less THAN

APOUS HIMSELF WILL HONOR ME. SOON, I and

I alone will be MASTER OF COSMIC

DESTINY. WHAT A DEAL. SEE, VENOM, can I

call you Vin? Vin, you think this Apous

dude could arrange to get me a driver's

license before I'm 16?

>> Max, if you ever expect to study with

me, you better get me out of here. This

whole mess is your fault.

>> The time is now. With the first rays of

light, the will kinder.

>> Can someone take this necklace off me,

spraying a hole IN MY NEW SWEATER?

>> YOU'LL SUFFER ONLY A MOMENT, my dear,

then die.

A pity, but it is my immortality.

>> Man, I got to do something. I got Wait,

that's it.

>> Oh, greatus. For this life force I am

about to receive. May I serve you unto

eternity.

>> Thank you. Excuse me.

>> Hey, cool. Special effects. Yo, Ven,

what's the gimmick?

>> NO. YOU'VE DISRUPTED THE CELESTIAL

TIMING. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

>> SPOILED your moon can.

>> Come on, JIFFY. FIELD TRIP'S OVER.

>> FOOLS AFTER THEM. I must HAVE THE ANK.

>> WAY TO GO, MAX. You rescued Jippy just

like you said. Wait, what about me?

>> I'll take care of you.

Max,

be

>> Okay, hold it right there, you legless

reptiles. Now, Ben, what do you say we

swap B for the necklace? Straight up.

>> Max, you gave that necklace to me.

>> Very well. I accept, provided you

deliver the ank first.

>> Done. I got no problem with that. Can't

say the same for your guys. Catch

>> the power. I must have it. I MUST.

MAX, BETTER TAKE THIS before Snick Boy

here burns himself again.

>> Hate to leave so early, guys, but uh

hey, we got a portal TO CATCH LATER.

>> CARS ESCAPE. No matter. They won't get

far.

>> Awfully nice of you to come back and

rescue me, Max.

>> Hey, well,

be I can't believe I almost left without

you. I feel so bad.

>> Oh, Max, you do care about me. Would

you two come on? I still have my

spelling homework to do.

>> Oh, great office. Hear my plea. I would

do your bidding.

Disturb.

It is I, Venom, your servant. I beseech

you, oh great one. Unleash the

instrument of my revenge on those who

would usurp the ark of power.

Very well.

Come of evil, thy master's will be done.

Vengeance shall be mine.

>> What's that? Well, I'm not waiting to

find out. Come on, let's get to a PORTAL

AND FAIL.

Kill them.

behind us. Here they come

here.

Quick up the pyramid.

IT'S NOT OVER YET.

>> NO. What are we going to do?

>> There's only one thing to do. Settle

this once AND FOR ALL. MONO a snago.

>> Where's Norman when you need him?

>> Max, you don't have to do this to

impress me.

>> I'M NOT.

>> OH, I GET IT. Still trying to impress

Jiffy.

>> Chippy. Schmiffy, hold this, would you?

>> At last, YOU'RE MINE.

YEAH, AND YOU'RE UGLY.

>> MAX, NO. MAX, are you all right?

>> Oh, man. So much for the macho heroics.

Anyone get the license off THAT SNAKE?

ALL RIGHT, VENOM. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF

THIS FOOLING AROUND. YOU GET YOUR SCALY

SNAKE OVER HERE, AND WE'LL FINISH IT.

serves you right for stealing that

necklace from poor Mr. Venom in the

first place.

>> Oh, Jeffy, would you? Of course. The

necklace. Prepare to meet your friend.

I will eat.

She's going to blow.

>> Poor snake. If only we could have

reasoned with him.

>> Don't worry, son. Reform schools what

you make of it. Who knows? Maybe you'll

like it. I sure did.

>> Yahoo! We made it back to the museum.

>> You But how? How do you

>> Just don't try to figure it out. Okay,

buddy. Have a croissant.

>> Lucky thing we found our study sheets,

too. Maybe we can still get that deer

erased. Well, goody for you. What about

my study needs? Like my test tomorrow

and my ruined book cover and my science

report. What about next week's homework?

And and and the SATs, you know, they're

coming up in only six years.

>> Oh man, now I got no one to study with.

But Max, you never have to study

anyways. Guess I spend too much time

fooling around with my friends, huh?

>> Hey, that's what friends are for.

>> Not bad.

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Great Wall of Chops. Nesp. See you next

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>> Last time on Power Rangers SPD.

>> Years ago, the Trudian forces invaded

Syria.

>> General Manag led those troops against

us.

>> Commander Krueger, you lost everything.

Hey,

>> just get this to Commander Kruger.

>> We make this afternoon to your final

battle.

>> I do not battle anymore.

>> YOU STUBBORN OLD DOG.

>> OUCH.

HERE, PUPPY.

>> Cat hasn't returned to her post.

Something's not right.

>> Boom. I want you to analyze the daughter

in the computers and tell me everything

there is to know about that robot and

those spikes. But sir, well that's Cat's

job.

>> Cat's not here. Can you do that?

>> I'm not sure.

>> Yes, sir. Go,

>> sir.

I may be out of line, but you seem to be

losing it, sir. You're right. You are

out of line.

>> Sir, I'm going to have to agree with

Jack.

>> I do, too. Me, too.

>> Me, too.

Rangers,

when I told you of my past, I did not

tell you everything.

Cat always says a team has no secrets.

While the great battle for Sirius was

raging.

I was fighting at the front. The Nog

snuck in from the back and captured my

wife.

Come and get your wife, donkey.

>> I see you.

>> I was overrun.

I couldn't save her.

>> I never saw Isia again.

>> Sir, you can't blame yourself.

>> You were overrun at your position.

>> You had your squad to defend. Your

planet was at stake,

>> sir. He was clearly setting a trap.

>> Knowing all those things does not stop

my nightmares.

>> Hey, Hose head. When Krueger gets here,

you're going to pay big time.

>> Ha. He didn't come for his wife. He

won't come for you. Though he may send

the Power Rangers,

>> it's SPD.

No,

>> you're killing my business.

>> Sorry to hear that, Piggy. How about you

answer us a couple of questions and

we'll be on our way.

>> I'm out of that line of work.

>> Of course you are, Piggy. We just

thought you might have heard something

about a friend of ours, Catm.

No, doesn't ring a bell.

>> You know, Sid, I kind of like it here.

Nice and quiet. I think I might become a

regular.

>> I don't know anything about Cat Mangs.

You've got to believe me.

>> You know, being the advisor of the CND

level cadetses and the editor of the

academy newspaper and just generally

being a pretty big labor, I'm striking

out of this place bouncing off the walls

with SPD.

>> Oh, all right.

Rom is here on Earth.

Uh this is what we know. Uh

okay, we know that the robot has been

placing spikes into the ground and and

then activating them. First downtown,

then the harbor, uh west end, east end,

north end, and then the airport. Now,

after analyzing these spikes, I believe

them to be uh proton spikes by

themselves harmless. Oh, uh unless

pulled from the ground without

deactivating them first.

>> You were right, Commander.

>> But if a uh mega neutron spike is placed

in the middle and and then activated, we

are talking seismic activity on a on a

quazar 3 level.

>> Interesting. No doubt that is why Grum

has decided to take a firstirhand look

at the destruction himself.

>> I say we give Grum a little destruction

of his own.

>> Be patient. Grum is a cunning adversary.

If we act too soon, we may fall into his

trap.

>> So we wait.

>> That may be a trap as well.

>> I was afraid you'd say that.

>> Rick.

>> Another message. Doggy Krueger, once

again, I have taken something of yours.

>> Baggi will pay for this.

>> Come along. I will be waiting for you at

sector 4, area 6. YOU HAVE 1 HOUR.

>> It's a trap, doggy.

>> Yes, I assure you it is.

>> 1 HOUR, COUGAR, or her demolecularizing

B will activate and her molecules will

scatter and she will vanish.

doggy.

>> All right, now we go into action. Sir, I

think Ze and I should go after Cat and

Sky should lead the others in stopping

the seventh spike from being planted.

>> I agree, sir. A good plan, but not the

one we'll employ. Jack, I want you and

the other rangers to make sure that

seventh spike is not secured. But sir,

what about Cat? We can't just leave her

with a nog.

>> Sir, we leave no man behind, even when

the man's a woman.

>> I appreciate your concern for her, but I

have given my orders.

>> Then send four of us to stop the seven

spike. Let me go after Cat alone.

>> DO NOT CHALLENGE MY ORDER. GO.

HEAT.

HEAT.

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS?

>> YEAH,

>> I'M

>> ME, TOO. GO FOR IT.

HEY, there he is.

Heat.

Heat.

Yes.

At last.

I am here, General Vanag.

I've come alone as your last. I've come

to avenge the spirit of my people.

The honor of my fallen comrades,

my wife.

NOW, SHOW YOURSELF.

>> DRUNKEN KRUEGER, you disappoint me. I

was certain you would not show. I have

come for Cat

and you. Then we must start this party.

Her time is not long.

YOU ESCAPED ME LAST TIME, GALAXY

DEFENDER. THIS TIME YOU WILL NOT.

Krueger doesn't stand a chance. I will

fight you, doggy Krueger, but only IF

YOU CAN DEFEAT 100 OF MY ROBOTIC

SOLDIERS FIRST. And that is what I will

do.

Cryons, attack.

>> Thank you, cat.

FPD emergency.

Shadow Ranger,

you have taken what was dearest to me,

Bernard. But that has only made me

stronger. I am Shadow Ranger. Yeah.

Yeah. Shadow Saber.

Ha. With this, the truest sword in the

galaxy, I will write all wrongs.

Yeah.

YEAH,

is this all you've got for Nag?

YEAH.

All right. Who wants to be next?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Looks like it's just you and me.

>> Hang on. I'm trying.

POWER.

LET'S do it.

>> We've got to hold our position.

Holding position.

>> We can do it. Come on.

BATTLE.

You have lost this battle, Bagi. It's

not over yet.

Take a look at that truck.

>> Cat,

>> GET HIM, DOGGY.

GO ON, DOGGY. You can beat him.

>> An old wound, commander.

>> A new battlefield, but the same losing

battle. Doggy Krueger.

YOU WOULD THINK THAT the leader of SPD

would do better than this.

>> FIRE.

>> NO. DOGGY.

>> Doggy Krueger has fallen. Emperor Grum

will pay handsomely.

>> Just like before, you lose the planet

and you lose the girl. and your rangers

lose to my robot.

>> Once again, you are at my feet. This is

not the end, Bog. Not when I can still

breathe. I can stop that, too.

>> This will be your last battle.

>> Big words from a helpless dog who can't

save himself or his friend.

I will not be defeated. WE'LL SEE ABOUT

THAT.

>> Beat that for firepower.

>> Give it all you got, Bernard.

You can't BEAT US.

FIRE.

HUH?

WHAT? I don't believe it. Impossible. I

call it justice.

See if you like this.

Let's do it. Yeah.

You have destroyed my planet Asserious.

You've defeated my comrades.

>> You have taken my wife, ISIA.

BUT now your day of reckoning has come.

Who's that?

>> Look, his sword.

>> It's Krueger. All right,

>> go, DC.

>> It's judgment time.

>> General Banag, you are charged with the

obstruction of justice, and you WILL BE

JUDGED.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

>> You are charged with the destruction of

five planets

and for atrocities throughout the

galaxy.

You are charged with the disappearance

of Iseneer Krueger, my wife.

What? There is so much YOU DO NOT KNOW.

DOGGY cruiser

>> perhaps, but I do know where you are

going.

Shadow Saber.

GOOD JOB.

>> NICE ONE,

>> HUH? Justice prevails.

>> Way to go, doggy.

>> I vow from this day on to crush evil

wherever it hides.

He's back in the fight.

>> I knew it. Yeah, that rocks.

>> That's our chief. Sure is. Hey, where'd

he go?

>> Huh? Huh? What?

>> There he is.

>> Let's go home.

>> Yeah.

>> Nice one, commander.

>> We're glad you're okay, Cat.

What a great place.

>> That looks good.

>> You might WANT TO STOP.

>> IT'S WHAT? OH,

>> let me guess who just pulled up.

>> Hey, Piggy.

>> Excuse me, but what part of never ever

ever ever come here? Didn't you

understand?

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Friends,

my loyalty is to all of you forever.

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>> Hey, Squirt. Meet Lisa. I invited her

for breakfast.

>> Nice. Can I have another bowl, Billy?

>> Yeah, sure.

>> She's got my Kellix corn pops. Stay

calm.

>> Sorry.

>> Sorry. You ate all my pops. Oh, with

that taste like sweet popcorn. And all

you can say, Miss Space Connect, with my

loser brother for her boyfriend, is

sorry. What am I going to do?

>> Billy, didn't you have Megan over for

Corn Pops last week? Megan Keller? I'm

not hungry. A

>> Kellogg's Corn Pops is part of this

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>> I got to have my pops.

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>> If kids like me are running in the

world, I'd finally have my own room. And

no one but my friends would be allowed

to come in cuz I'd have a special lock

put on my door. I'll have a super

advanced chemistry set that I'll use to

fix the ozone layer and to cure that

thing that happens to your head when you

eat ice cream too fast. And when I'm

having a Big Mac attack, I'll just go

downstairs cuz I'm having a Mickey De's

built on the back of our house. Then me

and my friends could act totally goofy

whenever we want.

>> Jonathan Edward Moore, pipe down or

you'll be sent to your room.

>> Excellent.

>> Hey, it can happen.

They are the perfect hunters. Sensitive

to the slightest vibration. WE DON'T

STAND a chance.

Monster movie mayhem.

Heat.

Heat.

Hello. Could you possibly make any more

noise? Or do you not care that some of

us are trying to focus on our

schoolwork?

>> And hello to you too, Diana. Why didn't

you take five, Java?

>> Sorry, Java allowed. Uh,

>> don't be sorry. You were great. That was

the best radioactive swamp zombie I've

ever seen.

>> As if you don't get enough monsters in

real life. You need to make a horror

movie, too.

>> You got it. And it needs to be shot

tonight. The full moon's at Perigee. The

point when it's closest to the Earth. I

couldn't ask for creepier lighting.

creepy. More like non-existent.

>> Okay, so it's a little cloudy. That

doesn't mean I should give up. After

all, this opportunity only comes along

once every 500 years.

>> Why you work so late?

>> Remember the science fair last year?

>> Yeah, you came in second with that goofy

chocolate toothpaste invention.

>> It wasn't goofy. It was innovative.

Except for the part where it turned your

teeth brown. Anyway, I'm going to win

this year if it's the last thing I ever

do.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll bite. What's this

year's project?

>> I started out working on ice cream that

never melts, but it tasted like mud.

Then my cat scanner for dogs imploded.

But I've got a winner this time.

>> Hey,

what is it?

>> Spray on cats. Break your arm. All you

need is a few squirts and presto.

It stinks like rotten eggs. Not to

mention the fact that it falls apart.

>> So, there's a couple of bugs to iron

out. Once I find the right binding

agent, I'll be good to go.

>> Center.

>> That's weird. They've never called that

knife before.

>> Hey, Java. Well, fit.

>> Uh, why don't you just stay behind on

this one? Uh, you can work on your lines

till I get back.

Mark mystery cleared.

Diana Lombard cleared.

Hey guys, where's Java? Wardrobe issues.

>> Speaking of wardrobe, that's an amazing

suit, Billy.

>> Yeah. What's the occasion?

>> Occasion. Oh, right. Right. You've never

been here at night. That'll be five

bucks each.

>> For what?

>> A cover, of course.

A mom's office doubles as a nightclub

for employees. It's great for morale,

>> huh?

Huh?

>> Uh, agents. Yes. Glad to see you got

here so quickly.

>> Nice moves, Mom.

>> Even I need to let my hair down once in

a while.

>> So, uh, what's up?

>> We've just received reports of a monster

attacking people at a drive-in near

Torington.

>> Wow, a monster in our own backyard.

>> When did it happen?

>> A few minutes ago. If you move fast, you

might be able to catch it.

>> Could be a Venusian doppelganger.

They're notoriously attracted to bright

lights.

>> Doppelganger sounds more like a bunch of

teens suffering from a sugar spaz. All

that candy's making them see things.

>> Either way, your monster awaits.

Still think it's sugar induced mass

hysteria?

>> The screen's been burned, but I don't

see signs of a fire.

>> Red dust.

Where have I seen this before?

>> Attack of them. Of course.

>> Of course. What?

>> In the movie, giant ants turn people

into piles of red dust. It's a horror

classic. That's obviously what happened

here.

>> What's obvious is that we should call

the local weather bureau and check on

tornado activity.

>> Something tells me the weather bureau

isn't going to help us.

>> What is that thing?

>> I believe it's a carpenter and they like

to eat. So, let's see if it has a sweet

tooth.

>> I'm thinking that means no.

>> I might be able to use a few of these

gummy things for my project. Wonder if

they'd make a good binding agent.

>> Uh, this really isn't the time to be

thinking about your project, D.

It's time to be thinking of plan B.

activated. X rod selected.

>> That's not going to hold it for long.

RUN.

>> I think it's our turn.

Maybe it'll just go away. Back to some

huge antill somewhere.

>> They never do.

>> We do make a break for it.

>> We wouldn't get five steps. These ants

can move. Didn't you see the movie?

>> I can't stand these stupid sci-fi

flicks. I always fall asleep before the

end.

>> The end? That's it. They tried

everything against the ant. Guns, bombs,

fire. Nothing worked.

>> It was then we discovered their

weakness. Sound.

What are you doing?

>> Scream. Are you crazy? That is a movie.

This is a real life giant ant.

>> No way. It actually worked.

>> That's right. Store one for the movie

buff. You'll have time for bragging

later, Martin. Right now, we need to

figure out what the heck's going on.

>> Good point. I mean, monster movies

coming to life. Even I've never heard of

anything like it.

>> Wasn't a birdie.

Whatever it is, it seems to be focused

on this place.

>> Maybe it's got the munchies.

>> Guess it didn't like the food.

Sticky, malleable. could make a good

binding agent.

>> That thing's not sitting out there, is

it?

>> Yep. It's doing laps in the sky.

>> What happened?

>> I don't know. I was reading by the

window, you know, just to pass the time

until the kids get out of the drive-in

and well, I fell asleep and the next

thing I know, there's this thing ripping

the place apart.

>> Can you describe it to me?

>> Big and and scary. That's all I

remember.

It's back.

It's a beach beast.

>> A what?

>> A beach beast. Let me guess. You were

reading a comic book when it attacked,

right?

>> Yeah. How'd you know?

>> Well, when it comes to pre-adolescent

lit, I'm kind of an expert.

>> So, how does it end?

>> Huh? Fire hose. You got one

>> in the back. Why?

>> Cuz Diane and I are going outside.

>> Are you crazy?

you.

hit it.

>> In the comic, they collapsed a water

tower on it, but you know, you make do

with what you have.

>> One movie, one comic book, two monsters.

I don't get it.

>> It has something to do with the moon

bean at Perigee. Why don't you see if

there's anything in the Legendex?

>> Watch activated. Legendex selected.

>> Wow, check this out. It turns out that

on the last parag night, this place was

home to some of the first European

settlers in the new world. When the moon

was at its fullest, a Native American

shaman staggered out of the woods.

Hungry and exhausted, he knocked on the

settller's doors. But they were too

afraid to help.

>> Sounds reasonable to me. So, the shaman

cursed this area, saying that every time

the moon reached its perigee, the

manifestations of their fears will rise

and avenge him.

>> That's where monsters like our giant ant

and beach beast friends come in.

>> Exactly. They're the monsters of our

time.

>> Hey, do you remember that strange burn

mark on the drive-in screen? There's one

in the comic, too.

>> It must have been made by the ultra

bright moonlight. When a representation

of a monster comes into contact with the

light from the moon, it comes alive. The

legend also says that if the monsters

aren't defeated by sunrise, they become

invincible.

>> That doesn't leave us much time.

>> Martin Diana.

>> Hey, Billy. What's up?

>> We've just received another monster

report. It's from Torington Academy.

>> Torington?

>> We're getting the description in now.

>> No need. We think we know what we're

dealing with. Java, the radioactive

swamp zombie.

I

>> double great.

>> Uh, triple great.

>> Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Not to

mention seriously scary.

>> Well, look on the bright side, D. One

way or another, it'll all be over soon.

I need help.

WHAT

the hell?

We don't have long.

Bioscan selected.

>> According to the UWatch, there's only

one creature of unknown origin remaining

in the area.

>> Yeah, well, unless we want to have a

radioactive zombie monster for a best

friend, we'd better pick up the pace.

>> Oh, swamp goo. Looks like we're on the

right track.

>> Hey, this might be the binding agent I'm

looking for.

>> Oh no.

>> That is so not a good look for Java.

>> Java, you've got to fight it. Don't let

it control you.

Come on, buddy. You're stronger than a

stupid curse.

>> Well, you're right about him being

stronger.

I think we lost him.

>> What are we going to do? The sun rises

in a half hour.

>> I know. We have to try and stop Java

without hurting him.

>> Okay, we may need to try something other

than just running away. How did you

defeat the zombie in your movie, Martin?

>> Well, that's the funny part. I never

worked that out. I was hoping it would

come to me while I was shooting it.

>> Great. Only you would shoot a movie

without an ending.

>> Well, uh, zombies are pretty slow. Uh,

maybe we could glue his arms together or

something. You know, give us some time

to think.

>> That's it. Look, you keep Java busy.

I've got to get back to my lab.

>> This is no time to be thinking about the

science fair.

>> Jenny.

Classic monster behavior. Kidnapping

beautiful girls and trying to get closer

to the source of his power.

And Mr. Sun's only minutes away.

I can't believe I didn't think of this

sooner.

Marcus, help.

>> I thought you'd never ask.

Alana,

HELP.

You're not going anywhere, you

kidnapping radioactive zombie creep. No

offense, JAVA.

POWER.

Look out,

>> Martin. Catch.

MY SPRAY ON CAST. USE IT ON JAVA.

>> I'm the one who's going to have broken

bones, NOT HIM.

>> JUST DO IT.

>> Eat this.

>> Hey, this stuff works great. Now,

>> I added some wacky glue. It seems to

have worked.

>> I'll say.

>> And if I'm right, it'll also block out

the light of the moon and the sun.

>> Why does my head hurt?

>> You were uh sleepwalking and hit your

head. Let me help you back to your room.

Help.

>> Help me stuck.

>> Not a bad job, troops. You got

everything under control quite nicely.

>> I always knew my encyclopedic knowledge

of bee movies and comics would come in

handy someday. Plus, now I've got the

perfect ending for my film.

>> And I finally worked out the formula for

my spray-on cast. I'll take first place

at the science fair for sure.

>> Java. Happy to be Java again.

>> Thank you.

>> I think that says it all.

>> You're welcome.

>> Let's go now, JAVA.

HEAT. HEAT.