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No, you want to play with me, Mom? I want to play with you.

Mommy wants to play with you.

You want popcorn?

I'll help you melt it.

There's nothing going on in those boys' heads.

Yeah, I hear you.

It's like they've never seen a boot before.

Right?

Guys, they never grow up.

Oh my god, popcorn's ready.

It's about as crunchy as my stepson's sheets.

Oh my god, mine too.

Ugh, what if they're on wet dreams or something?

Ugh, I thought the same thing about my stepson.

You know what they say.

When men aren't having enough sex, that's what happens.

Isn't that true?

I read it online, so definitely.

When they aren't having their balls drained regularly, it just builds up and

leaks out at night.

If only there was something we could do to help them.

Well, I think that there's something we could try.

Like what?

Well, I don't know about you, but when I married my husband, I had to teach him

absolutely everything about pledging a woman.

If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree,

Our boys know next to nothing about prosthetics.

What do we do?

Well, I think we sit them down and we teach them a thing or two.

If they start getting laid regularly, then the crunchy sheets should stop.

Perfect.

Hey, what kid?

But then, we need to talk to you boys.

Yes, and it's very important.

We think you're not getting a lot of love from the ladies, and we want to

Hey, we do alright.

Yeah, we're swimming in pussy. I don't think we need any help.

Your sheets say otherwise.

Yours too.

We just want to help, boys.

Let's start with the basics, okay?

Okay. Like what?

Well... Hand holding is a great place to start.

See? You have to be careful not to squeeze too tight.

Yeah, and be sure to make eye contact and don't forget to smile.

See? You can use your hand to get a little bit flirty.

See?

Isn't that nice?

Hey, whoa now.

Don't get so fresh.

Sorry, I thought you guys liked when we were forward.

Well, if you're going to go that route, do it with a little bit of finesse.

See, isn't that much better?

Oh my god.

Yes, it's much better.

Oh my god, I think our step -sons have boners.

What are we going to do about it?

Well, we can't leave him sitting here like this.

I suppose we could teach him a little better if the cocks were actually out.

Just for a minute?

Just for a minute.

Oh, Ross.

This is so bad.

Terrible? Yeah.

Can I see your titties?

Sure, sweetie.

Go on. Don't be shy.

Don't be shy.

I'm taking good care of my stepson. I'm taking real good care of him. I'm taking

good care of mine.

I'm doing my best.

He's a handful.

He seems to be enjoying himself.

Do you think we should suck your dicks?

Should we?

I mean, they're already here.

Yeah, let's do it.

Stand up, boys.

You ready?

Thank you. Thank you.

What now? Feel the energy on you?

Oh, my God.

I don't know why we didn't do this forever ago

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry I shouldn't have kept that to you.

You're gonna fuck me now, okay

I see why she's slow at first.

This is happening.

This is the craziest thing we've ever done. Absolutely.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm seeing this.

Your steps on the cock are amazing. Oh, my God. You have no idea.

There's this, too.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Holy shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I hate taking you down, it's really good.

That's it, right there, right there, right there, right there.

Oh my God, it's over your fucking stomach.

Yes.

Holy fuck.

Oh my God, I'm getting so cold. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Can I post you next?

Why don't you lay down, Jay?

Woo.

I'm sorry.

I know.

Oh, sexy.

Yeah.

Yes, you can come.

You have to do it.

I'm going to make a mess all over your fucking face.

What?

Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes. I'm going to come. Keep squeezing.

Yes, I'm coming.

Of course you won't be telling your father about this. Of course not. It'd

my ass.

Shame goes for you. I promise.

What do you say we have movie night more often?

That way we can keep their balls drained and maybe stay away from those crunchy

sheets.

Yes.

Oh my god, dude. I can't believe that just happened. For real.