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As you know, your stepbrother Nick is actually coming back from college soon.

Oh, my gosh.

It's been so long.

It's been like two years.

It's been too long. I haven't had a chance to go visit him. He hasn't had

to come down.

So he's finally coming back in a few days. I'm so excited. But this place is

such a mess, and I need your help to help, you know, tidy it up a little bit.

want to make it nice and spick and span when he gets home. So I need your help.

Sweeping, dusting, we need to scrub the floors.

And I was hoping if you wouldn't mind helping me tidy up his room a little

Yeah, yeah.

I think you could help me with that.

Yeah, mopping everything.

Yeah. Anything for little Nicky. Of course, of course. I mean, I cannot wait

him to get here.

I know, I'm so excited. If you don't mind helping me tidy up his room, I'll

get started on the kitchen stuff. Yeah, definitely.

Thank you so much, sweetie. Of course.

He's as thick and thin as Mickey.

Surprise Thank you, it's so good to be home

Well, I mean I got all the courses done got the exams out of the way no reason

to stick around Here I am

It's really good

Well, we weren't expecting you for two more days. We were just doing some

cleaning for you. Oh, really?

Should I go back?

No.

I'm cleaning your room for you right now.

Oh, really? Oh, thank you.

You both are so amazing.

I really appreciate it. Thank you. So, I'll just let you go and kick back for a

bit. While we finish up.

Is that alright?

That sounds perfect.

It was a long trip.

No, don't worry. Go relax.

All right, thanks, Mom.

Hey, Mom, I'm going to toss my stuff over to Steve.

Okay.

Do you want me to toss you any of my laundry out of the bag or just leave it

now? Oh, no, Nick, don't let them figure it.

Okay, thanks.

How was your flight, hon?

It wasn't that bad.

It took a while, but, you know, it is what it is.

Yep, was there any crying babies? I hate that.

No, there was a crying old woman, which was kind of weird.

She was very noisy.

Oh, jeez.

I hate those. Did you get to have any snacks or anything like that?

They had pretzels. They were all right. They were unsalted.

Well, that doesn't sound very good. We'll have to get you some dinner.

Oh, yeah.

What are you making?

Lasagna, spaghetti.

What would you prefer? Lasagna sounds good. Oh, good. Yeah, let's do that.

Three sheets.

Of course.

Yes.

You know, I really missed you, Mom.

It's really good to see you. It's been too long.

It's good to see you too, hon.

You've always been a great student, though.

That's right.

Well, you know, education's important.

That it is.

Almost as important as family.

That's the most important.

How's Sam doing?

Sam's doing great. He got to college with that other IBD college over in

Georgia. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I know.

Good for him, right? Good for him.

I'm sure his parents are proud.

Yeah, they are.

They got him a new car.

Oh, wow.

Not just any new car.

That sports car he was going on and on about the other time he was over. Oh, my

God. Well, you know, he deserves it.

He does. He works so hard on his grades.

What has been going on here?

Fiona's been busy or what?

You know what? She's been deep in her studies.

Really? She was never really that much of a studier. That's good to hear.

Well, I think she's taking a cue from you.

Well,

I'm glad to be a positive influence.

I think she just wants to get out of the house.

Trying to escape.

Truth be told, I wouldn't mind another... another kid that's just as

-behaved as you.

Oh, Mom.

No, I mean, I try.

You do good things, good things come to you.

That's very true, son.

So how long have you been working on that project for?

It's going to be about two months now.

Oh, wow. Now you're finishing it up. Yes.

Must be a big project.

I'm so excited to be done with it.

That's cool.

Clients are joining me.

So what do you think? You're going to have some more free time after that?

Definitely. Hopefully.

That's cool.

Dare to dream.

Live in the dream.

to be back home and be even nicer and have more time with you.

Well, let's plan on that this time.

Yeah, let's definitely plan on it.

So what about Fiona, though? Has she been, like, dating or anything?

Having boys around?

One guy one week, another girl another week. I mean, I just, I can't keep up.

She's around.

Well, you know your sister.

I don't blame her. Quite the party animal.

I blame them, I guess.

Maybe I'll get to meet the next one she brings, huh?

Oh, maybe.

Let's give it a day.

Give it a day?

Don't tell me she gets around that one. Oh, well.

I know your sister. She likes to party, but she's a good girl.

Well, you did say she's working on her studies more. Yeah.

So that's good.

She seems a lot more focused.

Well, that's important.

Good people always.

So what are her plans, though, for college?

What's she trying to do?

You know, I think she said something about being a doctor.

A doctor?

A vet? Yeah.

I'm so glad you're home.

Me too.

I think I've been away too long. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

It made me depressed.

Hey, Fiona?

How's that laundry coming?

Oh, it's going good. I'm going to the phone with these things.

I see Nick's really back.

I am.

Hey, Mom, I'm going to do my stepbrother's sheets.

One minute.

Okay. Well, actually, do you want to clean some of those dishes? There's a

of them left in there. Yeah. Thank you, love.

It's so nice to have the whole family home. I know. I know.

All in one room.

Uh -huh.

Good.

I learned a lot of things.

Met a lot of people.

Definitely experiences.

Yeah?

How's the party scene out there?

You know me, I've always had a bookworm, so.

I've had some crazy about him.

Did you?

Yeah.

Oh yeah, that's right. We're taking some AP classes.

Yeah.

And how are those for going?

You're ridiculous.

I've missed you.

I know, I really miss you.

Great to have you back around the house.

It's really great to be back.

Wow, two years.

Well, you know, I had to go back a few months.

Not done yet.

Why didn't you ever visit during holidays?

It's way too long of a flight.

And y 'all weren't offering any kind of flight.

No, like, airfare or anything.

If you live with us, we can do your laundry, clean all the time.

I know. You don't have to worry about anything.

I know. It's been terrible. I've been all on my own having to take care of

stuff. You know, I've tried to have this conversation with him so many times, I

can't do it.

I mean, how else am I going to get into the space program?

It's true.

I mean, it's school, and it's something that we just got to do.

I'm just happy that you're so committed to your studies.

Well, I mean, I have to be. Fiona, you could really take a lesson.

She's going to be a doctor or a vet, you know. Yeah, that's good. I've got to

face myself.

I mean, it just takes time and commitment.

You hear that?

Commitment.

I hear you.

I'm so proud of you. You have a little astronaut and a doctor in your family.

I'm not going to be any prouder. That's true.

You definitely get some bragging points.

meet your privacy while you, and not have a roommate, because you need to

all the time. Yeah, but that's too many.

Doesn't really change the pace.

I didn't really think about that.

Well, if you can get away with not having a roommate, you should do that.

Yeah.

I don't like living at home, all with home -cooked meals.

Got a mom out there.

Aw. Oh,

so you know where you're going to go?

Well,

you haven't been here.

You should come home more often.

Yeah, there it is.

I mean, when I have my own helicopter, you know, when I have my own spaceship,

okay? You can just fly over here whenever you want, son.

When that happens, then we'll talk.

Well, you can join me then on my vegan quest.

Today is an exception.

I'm not going to say no to your socials on your mom. It's the fucking best.

You better not. I'm so sad.

I don't know how you guys do it. I love my meat.

We all know you do.

So what else did you pick up from that nutrition class?

Anything helpful for your dear old mom?

Well, I learned a lot about hydration.

Oh. Yeah, they say that's really important. A gallon a day at least.

Oh, at least. Yeah, see? I'm already sweating.

But that's because I drink a lot of water.

Well, that's good. That's good. You need to stay hydrated.

Mm -hmm. Yeah. Oh, I try.

Keep your health up, son. Oh, thanks.

That's a good boy.

I'll tell you what, sis.

How about I hop off on the counter and you put a little work on me? Anything

the positive?

Oh,

you kids.

What am I going to do with you?

It should be nice and clean, though.

Thank you, dear.

I wonder if you should really consider

online school so you can be home with us.

Online school is going to work for this.

That's actually sound like a great idea, son.

There's a lot of hands on the stuff.

Unless you're going to buy me a simulation shovel.

I don't think it's going to work out. How many semesters do you have left,

I have two years to form a semester.

Form a semester?

Then I have extended.

I have a grad school.

And I have to get a master and I have to get a doctorate.

Well, I sure hope you plan on visiting us at some point. I mean...

We all plan on visiting the moon.

But that's where I'm aiming for.

I'm not sure. I'm gonna go to the stars.

Oh, come on, Nick.

More than once every two years.

At least on Thanksgiving, we can go to the sun.

Promise? I promise.

Shit.

I could be at the moon. I'll come home for that.

I was getting tired. Yeah.

Are you excited about graduation or the four o 'clock?

Four o 'clock.

Nothing will make me more proud than to see my baby quick growing.

I'm going to. I'm going to graduate.

You must have missed us, huh? I really did.

I mean, what more needs to be said? It's been too long.

Well, maybe that'll encourage you to come visit more often.

That and the lasagna.

You know, your sister's missed you, too.

I can tell.

I miss you so much.

This is going to be a great summer vacation.

Yeah? Yeah, it is.

What's the first thing you guys want to do?

I mean, well, there's that water park.

Oh, yeah. That looks fun.

It's so hot lately. It'd be a great idea.

I mean, they had some deals. I thought there was a pamphlet given out at the

restaurant. Mm -hmm.

Well, maybe we'll have to go check that out. We should. Friday or something like

that? Yeah, absolutely.

Get down some water slides.

Yeah.

That could be fun.

I heard they had a new one there. A little one with a fire alarm.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fun.

You know, I've done... Speaking of live... Yeah?

Why don't you bring that over here and slide that into my mouth?

Oh. Okay, Mom.

Oh, they're going to fold it closed.

Sorry.

That's right, that's the kind of sounds like I taught you.

That's a good cry.

Last second.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right. Deep throat your brother's dick. Just like I taught you.

There you go.

That's a good girl.

Good job.

Yeah. You're getting so good.

Show me again. Show me how you do it with your brother. There you go.

Yeah.

All sloppy.

Yeah. You know how your brother likes it?

Yeah.

That's a good girl.

You like the way your sister sucks you, dad?

I do, she's doing a great job. Yeah.

All those guys and girls.

She's having trouble, huh?

A lot of practice. Some practice, yeah.

Gotta send her off to college, you know, knowing everything already.

I guess.

Let's see if you've improved your stroke game.

Okay. I think you were enough.

But okay.

Oh, like when we used to play leapfrog. Yeah.

Okay.

Sure.

You're doing a great job son

Thank you.

Thank you mom.

Thank you.

to teach you guys that.

I told you the importance of sharing.

Yeah.

It's a nice little welcome home gift.