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Right now, there is a chance I could be pregnant. What are your thoughts about going to Portugal?

If that was negative and we flew out there and just forget until the next population?

This is one of the lads. I spoke to my girlfriend not very nicely. People have put two and two together and thought, well, who could this be about?

Hi, nice to see you.

What the fuck?

Where the fuck are you?

If there's a time to come back, now is going to be the time.

Right, I'm going to come.

Hello, hello, hello!

I can see Ricky and Jay talking, and I just know it's going to be about James. It could even be about me. It's pissing us off.

Okay, Aaron, we're not 21 anymore. We can choose whatever taxi we want to go in, but the clicks are starting to form already.

I'm just glad that there was no drama tonight.

There was no drama tonight.

Tonight was class, but I'm not looking forward to going back to this villa like.

I know Jay and Ricky have been talking shit about James all night, and probably me.

And if they've got something to say, they'd better say it to me face.

Listen, I actually understood Ricky's point.

No, and I get angry because his mum found out.

What Ricky said, if James started and he retaliated, then I get why he would be pissed off.

It doesn't matter who started it, but Ricky's retaliation was far too strong.

And if these taxis are meant to be the divide, why am I the only one sticking up for James?

The thing is, Ricky did shout in Leah's face last season.

Did you think? I don't think he did.

When I had my hair transplant, I didn't have anything to watch.

So I watched every series of Jodie Shore from when I entered,

and I watched the Leah and Ricky argument,

and from what I've seen, Ricky definitely didn't shout in Leah's face.

Listen, I'm not taking sides, I'm Switzerland.

No, you're not, you're taking sides.

No, I'm taking sides.

Whose side am I taking?

Whoever's in the right.

Oh, shut up, you're fucking neutral as fuck.

I am.

Yes, no, you can give us information.

Yeah, you can.

I'll give you some information, you are a beg.

A beg?

A beg to fucking differ?

Oh, my God, I can smell food.

That garlic bread looks anemic.

This is exactly what I have been craving since I've got here.

A good, wild, fun night out.

We've just got back home, I'm getting me nuggets,

and I'm going upstairs to bed.

I've had a good night, haven't you?

I've had the best night.

The night was class, and I didn't stop dancing,

but now I'm back at the club.

It seems like there's some tension in this kitchen.

She may be about to turn 30, but some things never change.

Sorry, what?

Kyle hasn't said a word to us since he's arrived,

and to tell you what, I've had enough of this tension between us.

I don't know what Kyle's problem is.

My issue is with James, not him.

Kyle?

Yeah?

Can we have a chat?

If this is Ricky coming over for a chat, he better be apologising,

because if it's not, I'm not interested.

When you walked in, I thought I was a bit awkward.

Yeah.

Did you feel that?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

There was only me and Marnie,

but I felt like every conversation was directed towards you and Marnie.

Yeah, because obviously the whole James thing online...

What do you think they're saying?

I don't know.

I'm not really sure how this is going to go down,

but I do know that three o'clock in the morning

is definitely not the time to have this chat.

I've seen every single thing he's posted.

It's made it hard for us to be neutral, mate,

saying, like, I'm going to make your life a living fucking hell.

None of us should say that to each other in here, mate.

None of us should carry our stuff online or carry on doing interviews.

Nothing?

Saying what he said, cos my mum had to go to fucking work

for two girls to show her to work.

You can say that on the other foot,

because he was in hospital with his dying nana

when you were going at him online.

He started it, though.

He said stuff about me that isn't true.

He never mentioned your name, though, did he?

Oh, mate, it was aimed towards me, though.

But you just took that as yourself.

It was aimed towards me.

Kyle, are you having a laugh?

It was obviously about me.

This is part of the problem.

We're not kids anymore, so stop playing games.

It was aimed towards me, was it not?

Well, it probably...

Am I not allowed to defend myself, then, Kyle?

What do you want me to do?

There's a way to defend yourself and not going online

and saying that you're going to ruin someone's fucking life

and you're going to ruin someone's time in here.

You don't do that, mate.

James might have had a pop, but he never mentioned his name.

Ricky went nuclear and called him every name under the sun.

How she acted and how he acted is fucking wrong.

He shouldn't have done a personal tap with us,

doing the press, and they started it.

That's it. Done with it.

And you can't fucking stand up for that shit.

They need to own up and take accountability for what they said.

It's three o'clock in the morning, mate.

Why do you want to do that now?

What do you mean, why do I do it now?

Do it fucking whenever I fucking want to.

Shut the fuck up.

I'm going to make that life a living hell.

No-one has the right to say that, anyone in here.

There's none of us fucking dying in hospital when you...

I've lost three fucking mates this year.

It's all sympathy.

I'm sick of all this sympathy shit.

We all have shit going on in our private lives.

I've lost three friends this past year,

and I don't use that as an excuse.

I wanted to make peace with Kyle,

but now this feels like all-out war.

I'm not fucking having this.

Not a fucking shit.

MUSIC CONTINUES

Oh, good morning.

Morning.

Morning.

You look bigger today.

I'm getting bigger.

Every day I see you, I'm getting bigger.

Your knees must be hurting today, Chantelle.

I've never seen some knees just going everywhere all night.

Yeah, yeah.

She does this one, cos I always try and copy each of the ones.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Like a chicken.

How was the lads?

Ricky asked Kyle for a chat or something.

Kyle is, like, really defensive of James,

because what was said in the article was,

if he comes in, I'll ruin his life, or something like that.

To be honest with you, I feel like Ricky saying,

I'll ruin your life is now compared to what they've done in the press.

Do you think? Yeah.

Cos I know Ricky, and I couldn't be any further from the truth.

Yeah. That he speaks to girls, disrespects...

I know I've had my ups and downs in my little whatever with him,

but in all, really, respected my family and my mam.

Brought me nana flowers twice, brought me mam flowers.

I've known Ricky for a long time

and I'm not having people talking shit about him.

And the things James is saying could have a massive impact on Ricky.

MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, fuck!

That was my first time in a club in about fucking three years.

It was good.

And then, coming back, everything was going fine.

And I was just eating and I was like,

it seems to be getting a bit, er, a bit aggressive, that,

then it just fucking blew up.

Well, last night definitely felt like I had arrived

back in the Geordie show house.

Late-night chicken nugget in a three o'clock kick-off,

nothing's changed.

Let's just have a good day, let's have a good day.

We had a good night, apart from the last little argument,

but I don't think there's a massive problem. Nah.

So I think we should maybe fucking go and get some sun.

MUSIC PLAYS

Shantelle, do you want some boiled eggs?

Go on, then.

Ooh!

Morning. Are yous coming to talk to us?

Cos I've got no-one else to talk to. Yeah.

It's a sad state of affairs when your only friend's your ex.

This is a good laugh about it now.

I know we're all laughing, but I genuinely feel sorry for Kyle.

I think he feels isolated and a little bit lonely

without having James here.

I'm just backing off James because I wasn't happy

about the way Ricky was speaking to him online.

Is Ricky not angry about the fact that James did an interview

saying that he speaks to women bad?

Yeah, but... Is that not where it's all come from?

James never mentioned his name, though. He just took that.

I think we know who it is, though.

How do you know who it is? How do you know who it is, though?

He's only got a problem with one person.

I am really trying to remain neutral here, but come on, Kyle.

Like, saying that he didn't say whose name it was,

it was very clearly about Ricky.

And although Ricky's alluded to who it was,

he's not specifically saying... No.

No, but obviously, back in the day, let's say in Mexico,

when we all... Yous weren't there, that was what Ricky was doing.

But obviously, you're going on 12 years now, 12, 13 years ago.

So, I mean, I can see why he would be angry if that was in the press

and then obviously retaliate.

Completely understand that the retaliation is also bad,

but it's like the tit-for-tat is now happening.

Yeah, you're right, it is happening.

Two wrongs don't make a right, and they also don't make you even.

Back in the day, when me and you were falling out and that,

imagine if I turned around to you and said,

I'm going to make her life a living hell in here.

Fucking hell. You already did.

Yeah, I did, I just didn't say it.

You just did it in action.

Hi, Marnie. Hi, how are you?

Good. How are you feeling?

OK, just about. I feel like I'm getting bigger as the days go on.

I always knew that me and Marnie would remain friends,

even though everything that went on in the past,

we always get on and we always will get on.

How are you feeling? Good, Marns.

How are you feeling about being back? I'm glad to be back.

I feel like, yeah... I was really nervous, you know.

Yeah, it's nerve-wracking. But then it's nice being back.

As soon as you walk in, it's just like you've never been away. Mm-hm.

Me and Aaron have got a long history.

Everyone knows that, but above anything,

we've always been such good friends.

So how do you feel about being pregnant?

I don't like it, cos I like to be involved, I like to have a drink,

I like to... Yeah.

I just feel so restricted.

But I'm glad that I haven't missed out, though. Yeah.

I wouldn't want to miss out. Last one, though? Yeah.

Definitely? Yeah, definitely. Do you reckon? Definitely.

It's just mad, because I was never in here when I had children.

So to be in here now with three kids,

Marnie's got two with one on the way...

I don't know, it's just crazy.

If I look back, like, before anyone had kids, I wouldn't have said...

I definitely wouldn't have thought you would have had the most. No.

No way. No-one thought that.

But then again, if you've got a happy family life,

it's just the norm to just have a big family.

I do love it. I do love it as well. I love it, man. Do you?

Well, if you remember, I used to always want to be a dad.

I really want to be a dad. I remember you and Gary,

I remember you used to talk about it a lot.

This is a really big moment.

Aaron and Marnie have always had a friendship, so this feels so good.

I love it. I wouldn't change it.

But, like I say, some days are hard, some days are fucking awful.

Like, I think... Are you dating?

Are you just living the single life?

You're going to laugh at this. I have not been on one date.

What?! Not one date. Why?

I just don't know.

I think, obviously, years ago, you probably just went on a rampage,

but you know when you've got kids? Yeah. You think differently.

I don't just want to have... Date someone for a few months,

and then, like, oh, it's getting a bit serious.

Meet the kids, then it fizzles out. Yeah.

I don't just want random women in and out of the life.

No, I get that. I've got a few fights left,

and I just want to concentrate on getting a new house,

get my fights done, then maybe...

You seem like you're in a really good place. Yeah.

You seem really happy. Yeah, it took a long time.

But, like, I just didn't want to add any women to the mix,

because it's just fucking drama, innit? It is, yeah.

It's just crazy to think how far me and Aaron have came.

I just feel like we've grown up so much,

and it's just nice that we can still be here, be civil, be friends.

It's really nice to have you back, honestly.

What size foot are you, 12? 12, medical.

None of your business, man.

You must have some trouble if you've got size 12 feet.

Tiny. All the groove went in your feet.

I'm high, I'm the new thing, go

Big money, that's the way we flow

If you ain't with it, then you got to go

I'm a queen, I'm the queen round here

She a queen, my world, my sphere

I'm a queen, I'm the queen round here

She a queen, my ride, I steer

Me and Jordan didn't know whether we'd be able to come to Lisbon or not,

because we were waiting on a test to see if I was pregnant.

Oh, my God, it's messy.

The sad news is, I'm not pregnant.

But the good news is, I get to spend time with my favourite people,

all my friends and family.

Did somebody order an OG?

CHEERING

Come back every time

Hey!

Did it work? No!

I'm so happy that Sophie and particularly Jordan are here,

because he's going to see from my side,

and he's going to see how much of a dick Ricky really is.

In Thailand, I actually dreaded seeing Marnie,

and I never thought I'd see her again.

But this time round, I'm so excited to see her

and spend one-on-one time together,

and especially her being pregnant.

I'm just so glad that we're on good terms again.

Sophie, you look really, really well.

Thanks, Aaron, we haven't seen each other in five years.

I know, you look really nice.

I haven't even had much surgery, Aaron, as well, since I've seen you.

No, but how is it? All right?

It's been so chilled, you know.

I feel like you're going to like it.

Very chilled. Very easy, very relaxed.

To be honest, I haven't found it that relaxing.

Nathan's got something planned for us today.

Nathan, what have you got planned? We've got a plan.

We have got a plan today. Right, Chloe's been asking,

so I've decided we're going to a beach bar today.

CHEERING

Nathan is starting to get the idea of what I actually like,

so I'm starting to think me and him don't even know each other.

Taking me to do sightseeing, no fun.

I want you to dress really nice. There isn't a pool.

I'm not going to lie, there's not a pool.

There's music, all of us.

Music, drink, we're going to get some food.

Right, do you want to get ready, then? Come on.

Have you heard what's happening? No. Have you been filled in on that?

What? I fucking... I nearly had a fight with him.

I've been by myself, man. I've had no-one to talk to.

I get on very well with Jordan. I absolutely love him.

He's a larger-than-life character and he's just a lovable cockney.

What's happened? I had a fucking barney with him.

The James thing, aye? He tried to pull me on it with his side of the story.

I said, nah, mate. You can't do that without James here.

He's seen opportunity. James isn't here, so he pulls you to go with the disciples.

Nah, it's not up, no.

And also, he didn't mention Ricky's name in the interview.

Ricky just thought it was him.

If the boot fits.

That's what we're saying.

If the boot fits.

I'm buzzing you here, though. Yeah, cool, cos you've got a friend now.

Come here, you. You want a cup?

We never stop, never stop, never gonna stop.

We never stop, never stop, never gonna stop.

Even though I'm buzzing Sophie and Jordan are here, I'm not gonna lie,

I was hoping it was Gary.

So I'm gonna text him and make sure he's still fucking coming out.

Daytime drinking, baby!

Oh, thank God. That was getting awkward, like.

Come on, then! Come on!

Let's go, baby!

Come on!

Beach party, baby!

That looks beautiful, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Beach bars are definitely a bit of me. I love this.

Everyone, girls, boys, just want to say thank you

for welcoming me and Jordan back to the Jordan family!

Thank you for coming!

Me and John have obviously been through so much,

and we didn't know whether we were ever going to make it out in Portugal

with everything going on with fertility.

But being here with everyone feels really, really good.

And what an amazing way to celebrate Chloe's 30th.

I'm not asked now.

Who's got money? Who's got money?

Regardless of Marnie's pregnant or not,

she needs a little bit of fun in her life.

Her life at home is chaotic.

She's got her hands very full with the kids,

and seeing that just getting up and dance and having a good time

is what she needs right now.

Aw! Aw, that is so cute!

I know Sophie went,

you know, I expect she never went, I haven't seen you last week!

I haven't been living with you!

So my boyfriend Jack is only Jordan's stepbrother.

If you'd have told me this time last year that I'd be in love

and we're living together with Sophie and Jordan,

I would have not believed you.

It is literally a dream come true.

Love you. I love you.

You missing Jack? Yeah.

Have you cried yet? I cried when I left him.

I've had a drink and I'm feeling good,

I'm feeling relaxed and I just feel like now is the perfect time

to update the family on where we're at in the fertility journey.

Me and Jordan have been getting tested from a clinic

and we've found out where we've been going wrong

and we've finally got some answers.

At the minute, our genetics aren't connected.

So basically, it's like putting two opposite ends of a battery together

and it knocks like that.

He knows, he can explain it better than me.

Yeah, basically we found out, so when I was talking to the doctor,

Sophie's got a really overactive immune system.

Her body doesn't recognise my sperm to make it an embryo

because she just thinks it's her own.

So the treatments we're now looking at,

we've got to get rid of the autoimmune thing to make Sophie more like me.

So much work.

Do you feel less stressed and more hopeful?

This is what I said to Jordan. I've got an answer.

Now that me and Jordan have had our results,

we know now that there is a much better percentage of getting pregnant

and it feels like everything's finally coming together

and we're one step closer to getting that beautiful baby.

I was talking to the doctor that for the whole two years we've been trying,

we've had less than 10% chance of getting it.

You're lying! Less than 10%.

I do feel sad sat here listening to Sophie

while I'm currently pregnant with my third child.

I just hope that her and Jordan get some good news soon

and I'm so looking forward to spending some quality time with her.

I had no answers this time, that's true.

Every month they'd look at the test score, I'm not pregnant,

what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?

You can see that he's more positive now cos you've got answers.

I just feel like in Thailand you could see they were so stressed

but now they know the root of the problem,

you get a lot of shagging going on.

You'll love this one, we've got to mix it up sometimes.

Go on then, tell him. We'll have to set the mood.

I walked in the bedroom, TV, full log fire on the TV.

Crackling, the sound of it is crackling,

candles all round the bedroom.

Did you not know about this as well?

No, but he walked in, he killed the mood, he went a bit awkward.

Aw!

I loved it.

I mean, a real log fire, yes, I get it,

but a log fire on a full-size plasma, with ads, no.

We now know that the plan's in place, that's going to happen,

so for now...

There's nothing to...

It's a baby brook, yeah?

It's a baby brook.

Do you want to pull my seat out for us?

Describe what it's like back here in that notch, is it?

I am absolutely loving this beach club,

but I've noticed Ricky and Jay going sitting on their own,

and I know that Kyle is good friends with Sophie and Jordan,

so I hope the lads aren't feeling uncomfortable.

Are you all right, darling? What's happening?

What's happening? Why is Greg not part of the group?

Can I eat that? Of course, yeah.

Well, you're fucking eating anyway, yeah.

Who do you think is going to come in?

I can't wait. I can't fucking wait.

When they come in, I'm going to throw the ball into their court

with very, very similar stuff, but do you know what?

I'm going to come with facts of what actually fucking happened.

Two years ago in Cyprus, James's Leah had sent a text to somebody

saying that my Leah had a wrestling bitch face.

After I apologised for what I said, I said,

look, Leah, if you feel the way you do about what I said, I apologise.

After that, she said, look, Jay, are we OK, are we good?

And I went, look, we are.

I said, but what you could do is you could apologise to my Leah

for the comment that you made.

Waited a year, she never once reached out to fucking apologise.

And I'm going to be like, well, all right,

what's your fucking response to it?

Because you literally asked me for this response last year,

and it's exactly the same.

In fact, it's even worse what I'm going to bring to it, so...

We had a chat this morning about it.

As me knowing him, knowing him as a person...

..he's bought me nana flowers twice, he's bought me man flowers,

he's been nothing but respectful to me.

Oh, I love that. Uh-huh.

Nothing but respectful to me, and I know him.

So to see he's disrespectful towards women,

and going off years ago, I've known him, I know him, and he's not.

Hearing Shantelle's foot in my corner is a little bit touching.

It's actually given us a little bit of a turn on.

You've come in there with facts.

Nothing but facts.

They're talking on opinions and feelings and...

Jay, I'm hitting you on the head.

That's what it is.

But we're bringing in fucking facts.

Now, the facts, and I should spit my facts in you

if I'm going to let you stand on.

So I hope fucking James has come in with some fucking evidence

and this and that because there's nothing he hasn't got to let you stand on.

It's just facts. It's facts, it is. It's just facts.

Nothing but pure facts.

In fact, to the point where there was nothing anyone could say.

I know one thing for sure, if James does come to Lisbon,

he can definitely go and get facked.

It's all going to be fact-fired back at them.

Nothing but facts.

Here he comes. What's happening?

Oh, you again!

Move along, move along.

Get in here, mate. Get in here, mate.

How are you, mister? Yes, good.

Aaron, it's nice to finally properly meet you.

Do you know what it is, mate? What is? You'll love him.

You'll love it.

I've spoken to Jordan for fucking ages.

I'm like, I will meet you, I will meet you soon, soon.

You've always been so supportive of me and Soph on social media.

You've always messaged me about my businesses.

You've naturally been, without meeting in person,

you've been well supportive of us too.

I appreciate that.

It's always nice to see people doing well,

even though, obviously, I've never met you,

but I know Sophie very well.

So it's like, you're part of Sophie.

I want Sophie to do well, so I want you to do well.

You've become one person. You've become one, that's exactly it.

I've known Sophie for ages, and despite Jordan not being a Geordie,

I reckon that he's perfect for her.

And we've had a lot going on.

It's been a hard couple of years.

We've been trying for a baby now for two years.

I'll be honest with you, Aaron, it's been tough.

Oh, yeah, man.

And to feel sometimes, as a man,

you can't give your bird what she needs to make her feel better

has broke me, like, a few times.

You know what I mean?

Before I had my first one,

the more pressure we were putting on trying,

it was like, oh, we haven't hit.

And it was, like, so, like...

You get the trying stage,

and then when it comes to, like, ovulation, whatever,

it'll be like, ah, we haven't done it.

So I just said, yeah, fuck, if there's too much pressure,

just stop, and then...

Seems to happen to a lot of people, that, doesn't it?

When you stop trying, it happens.

Finally, rather than people saying, it's unexplained,

you just need to keep trying, we've got, this is wrong.

You can see Sophie as she come in.

She looks fantastic.

She does, doesn't she?

In Thailand, she didn't turn up like that, Aaron.

She was going through it, you know what I mean?

She's rocked up there, and she looks...

Like, I've not seen Sophie for years.

She looks fucking fantastic and upbeat, do you know what I mean?

And it's been a long time since she's been like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So to come here and see you all, it's just, it's brilliant.

I'm up for a really good time.

I was saying to Jordan, before I'm buzzing,

he's here, like, it's fucking class.

And I've just, I've just, I've just,

I've seen his wardrobe.

LAUGHTER

Yes, I've been through with it.

He does my hair every day for us.

And I've got my chair, but I'll take the wardrobe.

It's really nice to have these set of lads here

and get a good vibe going again.

Aaron's showing me the proper way at the bar, yeah?

Because I'm into it.

Come on, then.

Should I come as well?

He said Aaron.

I've learned, I've learned.

It's not, come on, I've learned.

He said, howay.

Howay.

Come on!

LAUGHTER

When I used to pack for Jordan's show,

obviously I knew exactly what I was going in there to do.

I was going in there, getting smashed and partying.

Now, I almost feel like it's the first day all over again,

because I actually don't know what it's like in there.

I don't know what everyone's going to be like.

I've got no idea of what is going to happen,

so it almost feels like day one all over again.

Nice to see you again.

It is quite an emotional thing.

Like, I grew up in the Geordie show house.

I walked in there 21 years old and walked out at 30.

We'll see you again.

I had my ups in there, I had my downs in there.

Welcome to the Geordie show house.

Welcome to the Geordie.

It's going on Scotch, man!

Don't start on the lads!

I had some of the best times of my life in there.

This is so exciting!

CHEERING

Yes, he's up!

I wouldn't change any of it for the world.

CHEERING

Aaron had a lot of convincing to do,

and I thought, you know what?

It's literally now or never.

Just to the airport, please, mate.

A little cameo won't hurt.